Getting stuck on a Black Diamond!
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1. Sit down
2. Cry
3. Someone will call you a helicopter
4. Fly out in style but with shame
ahahaha lol ;)
Got stuck on the 2nd step, too cold to cry. So I hopped on someone's back and went down with them on the same board
step 5 pay the 1000 dollars
So true
Step 6 get scammed by health insurance
Use the trees to slow yourself down
Face first!!!
Yep
I tried this. I don’t recommend.
The automatic deciduous braking system
Or call out to a nearby black bear, and use the bear trail
When I was 10 my uncle took me to a black diamond and I had taken one skiing class on the bunny slope and he pushed me down. I rocketed down without turning at all and was headed straight for a bunch of people standing by a fence so I took a risk and threw myself into the ground, sliding forward and taking out some middle aged women by colliding with her legs and broke my ankle. But I distinctly remember not caring because my uncle bought me a burger afterwards.
What the actual fuck 😂
Uncle experience
this is pretty much when you make a little kid cry and make them laugh so they don’t snitch, but on a bigger scale.
@@Its_Ryan1 bro my uncle is pretty chill, when I was younger he would always get me like drones with cameras and BB guns for the holidays
As a person who has gotten stuck on a black diamond, i totally recommend racing straight down
Ahahahahahav
It’s all fun and games until there’s a bump in the snow💀
@Yuder-boii LOL, yes I went down a very steep blue, and had quite a bit of speed until I hit a bumpy section, and let's just say I flew higher than my dad going 50 over the railroad tracks. 😂
@@Yuder-boii😂
@@samueldavis3288🤣😂
Its these tips that make the black diamonds end up icy as fuck 😂
ahahah yeah exactly ;)
🤣
That’s what I did a few days ago when I accidentally turned to an ungroomed steep black run as an intermediate skier. Then a small boy came flying down with 1,000,000% confidence. I felt very humiliated 😂
Ahahah happens to the best of us!! ;)
Ahahhh happens to the best of us ❤️❤️
There is nothing like the existential crisis seeing the steep slope in front of you, knowing that is the only way out because you've already entered the run
Accidentally went on a black diamond yesterday thinking that lift I've never been to was blues. I told myself to suck it up and just pizza your way down...i did and survived! Then came the greens (it was connected to it) and a deep slush patch caught my ski and i tumbled far and banged my head so hard my lenses came off my goggles. Hahaha
When i do 360s i usually land tail heavy and fall, what causes this?
You are backseat too much when you take off, you need to lean a little bit forward as soon as you get air
@@yasu662 thanks
@@wumpuswump7842 no problem my guy, hope you land it! I finally landed my first 360 after a year. Another suggestion is try it without poles it makes it so much easier
@yasu is right!!! If you want park skiing coaching from me check out slopeacademy.com
Old school tip is to pole plant at the lip of the jump, will move you slightly forward. Keep that chin tucked to your shoulder, and really look for your landing zone. Your skis should follow your body
1. Play music
2. Say hell yeah I’m just gonna send it
3. Tap the ski poles
4. Point the skis, and send it!!
5. Crash and have your season ended
How I learned to snowboard 35 years ago? One lesson. Then.. It was follow your friends and try your best to keep up. It only took me a few trips. Either you learn to master all terrain on the mountain, or you get left behind. It only took a few trips. That season was the best of my life. It nearly killed me, but I learned the skills quick. Never give up! And NEVER EVER walk down when you can ride. Get back up on that board(or boards) and point down hill. It was a great life lesson for the rest of my life. Perseverance. But, that's just me.
yupppppppp
went out for my first time this past week and i totally adopted the same mantra. I progressed way faster than I would have if i babied out and stuck on a bunny hill. In 2 days I managed to hit my first black! At speed too!
I’m 12 and black diamonds are easy for me. I think this is more helpful for double black diamonds.
Noobs can't sideslip, if they can sideslip then they can make their way through double blacks.
Sideslipping or "letting yourself down on your edges" is not that difficult for experienced skiers but one of the most difficult skills for very new skiers.
t. ski instructor
My mom and dad be doin this😂me goin jumping on that and goin backwords my patenta be like wait for us dont do that your gonna break your leg😂😂😂
Me not giving a fuck: 🛩🌲
YES sliding on edges is so good, just slide down and you’re completely chill and in control.
Yeeassss ❤️🫡
My friend did a similar thing, he kinda just did the triangle, sat on his skis, and just shimmied down
Rip to all the people watching this while sitting down on a black diamond
Fo real!
I had to get rescued from a green run 😭😭😭
Actually Amazing Tips
The problem is that I hate people who ski straight across the slope.
Thank you for this. I recently went to Colorado, where I got stuck on a black diamond (I’m 11) my dad helped me down very slowly, but I will make sure to keep this in mind next time!😊
How about stay off until ur skilled enough. At that point ur a danger to ur self and riders around. Those boots aren’t meant for walking
Take up the whole run w/o looking uphill for the shortest trip to the ambulance when someone blasts you from above.
This is *black diamond* , she is the most powerful diamond. She is also the one *pink most likes to-*
skin on skin
this is black diamond
As someone who has been stuck on a black diamond just run like just do it
This is black diamond the most powerful diamond and also the one pink likes to go doggy-
Yeah maybe it is ;)
Is this in whistler? Because this looks similar to catskinner in whistler.
Yeah it is
@@BruceOldham Nice!
Run down the mountain knowing daymmmmm well you prob gonna trip and smash your head on an ice patch
Yup
1. Stop
2. Unlock phone.
3. Open Spotify.
4. Play "Free Bird"
5. Send it
Fr
You need to get off the run as quickly as possible. So point your skis straight and don’t turn, it’s the fastest way to get out of danger.
Aim for the trees?
Try not to use the *entire* run as it’ll make it way harder for people going quickly to get around you so you might get hit. Still take wiiide turns ofc but make sure they’re predictable and people will know where you’re going so they don’t run into you
It's a joke but okay
If you’re going down a black diamond run, u should probably know these tips already….
(Not only that, but they are common sense)
Yeah of course they were man!
This is black Diamond
So nice!!
Wrong first off if u get stuck on a black get help second take off ur skies near a tree and walk down simple😂😂😂
ahaha!
If you take very wide turns down a black diamond consider yourself an opp
Opted out
Mate I reken just send it
ahahah JUST SEND IT!!!!
great tips i probably never will get stuck on black or double black but great vid
Ahah thanks man!
That dose not look like a black diamond
I am a expert skier, and I watched this video for no reason and I am fine with the results.
Ahahah thanks bro 😭🤘🏽
Or be like me and just send it, then somehow your skis and your polls fly out of you hand and feet, then some nice lady will grab them for you, then you will have to struggle getting them on, then you send it again, and get down the mountain. 👍
Challenge accepted
Blacks are the besstgttt hahahaha
Yeah 100%%%%
This is a black diamond???
Can I use a pink diamond to avoid this?
Yeah facts bro!!
But that’s not so bad tho
I choose to slide down
I decided to take my first black as the last run for the day and it was on the sunny site of the mountain… It was only ice… I did the long turns and survived - after almost 2 hours
So nice man!
Or just don’t go on them
dont do it if u arnt confidence
Exactly ;)
Go 100 down it
just send it!
Just ski down normally, it’s easy
Basically
I went for the first time yesterday and got stuck on a blue. I find when i tried to do the turns id instantly start going way too fast, and pizza doesn't help beyond the bunny hill and maybe the crappiest green.
AHAHha you'll learn man!
Idc if I’m stuck if I was that good I’m ridin down dude that looks so fun
❤️❤️❤️
Trust me its more intense in person than it looks here
Look down until you’re down
For real!
or send it carving 😈
ahaha yeah for real!!
🔥🔥👍😁
I went on a black diamond once and it was my first time ever going on there and I sent it down and I got down there without falling😮
No way!!! Good job my man!!!
(:
I went today
Btw you are a really good skier
Skiing can kill you. Swallow your pride and take some lessons, the more the better, Know what a green blue and black runs mean. Dont let your "friends" persuade you to just follow them. Get a trail map. wear protective gear LIKE A HELMET! Dont be a dumbass!
That isn’t even that steep
Nope 🙂↔️
Get on your skis, strand in a naruto position but with arms in front then go in a straight line 300km/h it will only take about 2 seconds and hope you dont end up in the hospital. Hope this help and dont ski saf… and ski safe😊
If it's a busy trails, Or just don't do it at all because it's beyond your ability, and you're in the way of people that can actually ride and want to ride downhill and not side to side.
I remember when I was 6 I got stuck a black diamond, red dog face because my dad was taking me down red dog which is a blue but he missed the turn and I ended skiing a black.
Edit: I can ski blacks like conestoga in Kirkwood tryna work my way up to harder blacks and double blacks next run dicks drop ⬛️⬛️
I saw this video before I went skiing and it helped me so much! Thanks!
Ahahah I bet ;)
No. Point the tips down the slope, and be certain to cross your tips on the first turn, fall straight down the fall line (it’s named that for a reason) over your ski tips, bounce out of control from one mogul to the next, losing gear along the way, yard sale style, and slide to a stop 300 yards down slope having lost everything but your jacket. How else will you ever learn that you are on a run you don’t have the skill set for? It worked for me.
Wide turns pretty much is my go to with anythjng im not comfotable with. Just got back into skiing after 10 years, first run and my instructor takes me down blacks so i just pace and make relatively wide turns to safely get down
mf lives in club penguin 💀
😂
Or just learn to ski and know your capabilities
ahah yeah for real ;) you know it's a joke right ;)
@@BruceOldham yeah Ik 😭 just making fun of the Jerry’s that think they’re so good because they survived a black
I’ll never know what it’s like to be a beginner skier, since I started skiing at 3 and don’t remember those first years of learning
You could just ski down
That’s true ;);;) ❤️
get better
That works!
My first time skiing was going down the black diamond like a bullet. I crashed. 😅
That ain't even steep
No it's a joke man!
I skied today for the first time in years had so much fun until we came upon a very steep run there was no way out of it I side stepped slide down it. It worked but it took a bit
When I was 11 I used this advice when I found myself on a double black diamond in Fernie, BC
I didn't even try a regular black diamond before that
If you tuck it’s less scary cause it takes less time we say “French fries and fun times!!”
ahahaha that so fair!!
Step 1 call for help step 2 cry because despite the trail being ungroomed and shit you still payed triple the european ski pass rate
I go down fast asf
AHAHHAH love it man ;0 full send
People who would just go full speed😂
Yup!
I just hope I don’t hit a rock
Straightline it
Always ;)
Does bro vape
All the time :0
Or send it
Yeassir!!!
Just send it
ahah Yeah for real ;)
that is not a black diamond. That is a blue with a few “bumps”
B-line it
😭😂 yeah exactly
I ski blacks sometimes, and I make sure to do these things on moguls.
I thought it was normal practice to just send it in a straight line 😂
As someone who has gotten stuck on a black diamond, I recommend this: *don’t*
😂 fair
I should’ve watched this Short before going on a black diamond frenzy, let’s say, I got hurt😅
Ahahah no way! This is satire but maybe it will help!
I tried this but fell into a net my ski got caught and i tore my acl
Step 1 face forward
Step 2 lean forward
Step 3 pray
Nah, better to just full send, go French fries
I was waiting for the "full send a dub backflip"
Ahahah not in this vid ;)
Bro I got stuck on a fuckin double blue or something AINT NO WAY I was gonna be able to ride down some of the sections
Where are you skiing? Tennessee? Black diamonds are crazy I thought
Ahahaha it’s a joke ;);)
yo bruce, do only do park skiing or do you also do all mountain skiing like glades, expert terrain, etc,?
Yeah I can ski all mountain stuff ;)
I’ve been stuck on many black diamonds, taking my skis off never works out well for me it always turns into the most sketchy part!
Yeah its a joke!
Rules for me 1. Straightline
Whitefish Montana?
Not Whistler BC
It’s looks exactly the same lol
My tip: deal with it because skiing fun and I won’t go in any other steep runs because by sisters a pu***
Love it
i like to go straight down and hope i don’t die