60% of gamers think a noob is a person who killed them. 40% of gamers knows the truth. The truth is a noob is a new player. EDIT. what is with the people who don't go to school to learn what a noob really is?
No, no, no. "Newb", "Newbie", or "FNG" (Fucking New Guy) are for players new to the game, and therefore have an excuse for lack of skill. "Noob" is someone who has been playing for a while, but has no skill.
Samurai Shodown logic: > An opponent loses his sword. > Still cannot chop his arms off. Bloodstorm logic: > An opponent has his bottom part chopped off. > Is still able to walk.
**fall in lava** **fall from a really high height** **explodes** **get sucked by a black hole** Sometime later... "Browser has captured princess Peach, Mario! You got to stop him right now!"
0:26 this is accurate. There's a point in Season 1 Episode 5 where Clementine and Lee have to smear Walker guts all over themselves to get out of town. Fast forward to Season 2 Episode 3, Clementine and her group has to escape from a supermarket through a Walker storm. Clementine can mention she did it once before. How many people are going to remember the walker guts moment, most people would remember the moment whether or not you made Clementine shoot Lee.
(1:53) look at all those cons... is that an xbox? I WANT IT i used to have an xbox :D It had so many classics, now i dont part of the contoller, gotta love 2 part cords for no reason XD
1:42 if you play all the games listed only 2 has you nearly drown you should've put "Character gets injured and main villain has the upper hand, and is about to kill you. Then out of nowhere a another main character steps in and gives you time to kill the villain"
3:20 i am probably between 4-6, depending on what you are talking about. for example, slender made me jump hard enough that the chair i was sitting in fully fell backwards, with me in it. that was because 3 guys in high school dared me to play it. got 6/8 pages. 3:37 so true... 3:45 - is it still bad if i use Widowmaker's ult and drill someone as they turn a corner before dropping down on their team with an assault rifle, getting a triple kill in the process? 4:28 or you are playing the game mode in online where everyone is hunting you, but your name and blip are invisible. then driving normal is brilliant! 4:42 isn't that always the case anymore...? 5:29 - not true - support mains in League of Legends say that. 5:33 let me just grab my flamethrower.... 5:48 gameplay - the way the gears behind the graphics work - IE how the weapons in a shooter game function. hitboxes. if you remove the animations and cutscenes, but leave any functions with a bunch of hit boxes, and can still enjoy the game, you have good gameplay. 6:28 - while i do OCCASIONALLY see cheaters, when i lose, usually i either A) was tilted and thus was off my game or B) was on my game, and just got outplayed by someone who was better than me. 7:16 i agree with captions more than the image... 7:55 should i feel bad that i only recognize Snake, Nathan Drake, and Shepard from these images? 8:24 - usually i do this when i need it to go off faster - so its more like "The harder i hit the button, the shorter the cooldown will be"... if only that worked... 8:40 holy crap someone is a collector 9:19 and then you have MMO's, which have no definitive end...
If my life was a video game Nad deja vus would be checkpoints Than I am harder, more rage inducing, without save, almost impossible version of dark souls
Assassin Creed Have a big shop, only 1 customer,Small stall,has buch of customer a bunch of Army is find you,only remove poster their can't recognize you Thief stole something for you,no one care.when you stole something, the whole army is find you bunch of farmer planting, nothing come out but where their get that straw hidding in 5-6 people in crowd is the effective way to hidding What the hell the Giant squid doing in this Cave/Tombs,Squid is Salt water right?... a courtesan hire you to stole a medicine from a doctor because her sister has beeen poison,but you have a Medicine can't heal almost everything...
2:50 is exaclty why i hate some people that complain about games when all they need to do is read the goddamn instructions or dialouge after watching 2:53 i realized that i also dont want to live on this planet anymore does anyone wanna join me and this old dude
60% of gamers think a noob is a person who killed them. 40% of gamers knows the truth. The truth is a noob is a new player.
EDIT. what is with the people who don't go to school to learn what a noob really is?
Carter Birchfield noobs 😂
No, no, no.
"Newb", "Newbie", or "FNG" (Fucking New Guy) are for players new to the game, and therefore have an excuse for lack of skill.
"Noob" is someone who has been playing for a while, but has no skill.
ShadowX 1337 No
ShadowX 1337 a tryhard gamer is brain dead stupid when they call someone noob just for killing them -_-
Thank you
Sonic is the so called"Fastest thing alive"
Can't catch up with a human who weighs 200 pounds.
hell YEE!
So let me get this straight, sonic the hedgehog can breath in outer space but can drown underwater, we want answers SEGA.
and he was called the fastest thing alive, yet he always lets a fat fuck with skinny legs run away?
EchoRift and will fuckin sting you if you touch is back-door
Hehe
EchoRift lol ikr
4:44 me and rainbow six siege XD
1:48 that's for sure.
Samurai Shodown logic:
> An opponent loses his sword.
> Still cannot chop his arms off.
Bloodstorm logic:
> An opponent has his bottom part chopped off.
> Is still able to walk.
2:47 ''Skips past all dialogue and instructions. Complains that the game makes no sense.''
Reminds me a lot of DSPGaming.
Thanks for watching =p
+RandomGamerCory 1:28 I JUST DIED also 3:29
+CrazyGamerGuy123 =9
+RandomGamerCory hey what game is that at 2:18
+bLaCk OpZ GaMeR 22 super mario bros 3
RandomGamerCory what is that song from 1:01?
**fall in lava**
**fall from a really high height**
**explodes**
**get sucked by a black hole**
Sometime later...
"Browser has captured princess Peach, Mario! You got to stop him right now!"
Browser? Wait the internet google thingy is the one who kidnaps the peaches?
No im just joking.
On 8:49 I noticed the symbols first then the melons ;-;
You know your bored when:you try to be a villager in skyrim by geting wood selling it,listening to music and drinking mead at a inn ;D
Random Gamer150
You know you're bored when you're playing GTA and you're actually following the laws
Little pink puffball gets hit by a fat penguin's hammer, takes damage. Large, muscular ape touches a beaver, DIES
That last one left me in tears
These kind of tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:26 this is accurate. There's a point in Season 1 Episode 5 where Clementine and Lee have to smear Walker guts all over themselves to get out of town. Fast forward to Season 2 Episode 3, Clementine and her group has to escape from a supermarket through a Walker storm. Clementine can mention she did it once before. How many people are going to remember the walker guts moment, most people would remember the moment whether or not you made Clementine shoot Lee.
Ahhh brings me back to the days of fostering to save and having to restart the hardest level in the game
Another time for a game of pause and play over and over
i just about lost my shit laughing at the end when it said "thanks Obama" XD
(1:53) look at all those cons... is that an xbox? I WANT IT
i used to have an xbox :D
It had so many classics, now i dont part of the contoller, gotta love 2 part cords for no reason XD
Master of Orion: He's a player, we need to close peace and alliance!
to be honest, being a gamer gave me super reflexes so that i was able to pull a child out of the way of a speeding car :P thanks CSGO
oh btw have reaction of 0.89 secs
4:42 I still have nightmares from this shit
3:37 so relatable
3:37 i can relate
Minecraft Logic:
HANDS CAN "BREAK" GRASS....
BUT A DIOMAND SWORD CANT
0:48 got me there, XD
8:49 What if I didn't notice the symbols first but the keyblade necklace first? Doesn't that make me a gamer?
1:42 if you play all the games listed only 2 has you nearly drown you should've put "Character gets injured and main villain has the upper hand, and is about to kill you. Then out of nowhere a another main character steps in and gives you time to kill the villain"
3:20 i am probably between 4-6, depending on what you are talking about. for example, slender made me jump hard enough that the chair i was sitting in fully fell backwards, with me in it. that was because 3 guys in high school dared me to play it. got 6/8 pages.
3:37 so true...
3:45 - is it still bad if i use Widowmaker's ult and drill someone as they turn a corner before dropping down on their team with an assault rifle, getting a triple kill in the process?
4:28 or you are playing the game mode in online where everyone is hunting you, but your name and blip are invisible. then driving normal is brilliant!
4:42 isn't that always the case anymore...?
5:29 - not true - support mains in League of Legends say that.
5:33 let me just grab my flamethrower....
5:48 gameplay - the way the gears behind the graphics work - IE how the weapons in a shooter game function. hitboxes. if you remove the animations and cutscenes, but leave any functions with a bunch of hit boxes, and can still enjoy the game, you have good gameplay.
6:28 - while i do OCCASIONALLY see cheaters, when i lose, usually i either A) was tilted and thus was off my game or B) was on my game, and just got outplayed by someone who was better than me.
7:16 i agree with captions more than the image...
7:55 should i feel bad that i only recognize Snake, Nathan Drake, and Shepard from these images?
8:24 - usually i do this when i need it to go off faster - so its more like "The harder i hit the button, the shorter the cooldown will be"... if only that worked...
8:40 holy crap someone is a collector
9:19 and then you have MMO's, which have no definitive end...
8:02 and then Super Paper Mario completely turned it around
8:39 best. day. ever
8:50 OH HEY that looks like my front yard!
0:48 Neutral good, and True Neutral are the good ones
for horror games I'm a mix of entrtained an terified I am exited than I just screem at a bunny when it comes out of the corner
4:09 was REAL creative p.s. is it bad that i can relate to everyone of these
6:32 Well I only cried for 5 min, the others 15 I was deep breathing.
9:31 that's nothing! Metroid Fusion is e, and it could arguably be considered a HORROR GAME
the chaotic evil thing are special,only COD kids on other games they act like this
9:18 welcome to my life
Dylan Duperron as well as mine after I beat Breath of the wild. And every other gamer on earth.
in call of duty when you backstab someone in the back just to save ammo
Rodel Taping "backstab some one in the....back. :O
Random Gamer150 it wouldn't be a backstab otherwise :)
puts save station here so you can quit the game after it scares the shiit out of you :-[) i died of laughter
Women sign: Venus
Male Sign: Mars
Gamer sign: Mercury
Noob sign: Pluto
1:28 nuuuu she looked so cute
go away
WEEB!
Bona-Petite true
I love to be weeb
You cannot prove god , dckhead meh be a brain dead answer but I see your point a weabo is a person who tries to be Japanese but yeah I agree with you
Zelda in link to the past reaction: Drama Queen!
skyrim be like arrow to knee
fallout be like 30 nukes and still adventuring
What song is this? The first one playing
0:51 I'm chaotic and lawful evil ^-^
9:22 Parents, you need to learn from this dude!
you forgot one "Drowning slowly in water" *drinks the water to restore health* (fallout logic)
9:33 went through that shit when I was 4
Never went down the well again til I was 6
What is that song from 1:01
Alex Xie Sounds like an 8-bit version of karamelldansen.
Alex Xie 8-bit version of...
darude-memestorm
Not all cod endings are the same advanced warfare has him hanging on your arm and you cut your arm off. He falls.
3:19 You could say I'm the 3rd face
9:17 me until shadow of war comes out
2:50 Arin from Game Grumps
Dawn of war logic guardian kills a marine only 40k fans who played the game get this
4:49 only though. Let's waste em
2:08 sonic is an alien
There explaijed
YES I CAN'T BELIEVE FAIRY TAIL IS HERE!!
2:51 *cough cough* Game Grumps *cough cough*
4:00 true too true
8:21 Ayy lmao
Caramel dancing!
Why the 8 bit carameldansen song doe
2:10 FTW.
1:27
Spoilers in a nutshell.
What is the meme on 1:29?
9:19 Story of my life.
6:29 that's me
show the pics longer i cant read it all
Ever heard of this amazing thing called a "pause button" ?
ShadowX 1337 sure i did this but anyways
6:31 this is a reminder for me if you're seeing this then I forgot to delete it
Music?
7:21 YOU GOT ME GOOD
If my life was a video game
Nad deja vus would be checkpoints
Than I am harder, more rage inducing, without save, almost impossible version of dark souls
I go 2 through 6 when comes to horror games 3:19
You coulda chosen any song ANY SONG! But you chose a 8 bit version of it which makes it tolerable
8:40 I wish it was me but with XBOX 1X games
Wat is the music at 5:00
0:59 Is it wrong that I understand everyone of these jokes?
Assassin Creed
Have a big shop, only 1 customer,Small stall,has buch of customer
a bunch of Army is find you,only remove poster their can't recognize you
Thief stole something for you,no one care.when you stole something, the whole army is find you
bunch of farmer planting, nothing come out but where their get that straw
hidding in 5-6 people in crowd is the effective way to hidding
What the hell the Giant squid doing in this Cave/Tombs,Squid is Salt water right?...
a courtesan hire you to stole a medicine from a doctor because her sister has beeen poison,but you have a Medicine can't heal almost everything...
JellManSK _ great speech right....just kidding
Hafizin Khairi.Skyrim:speech leveled up to -72
Grammar = 0 Sense = 100
All the comments aren't about how much time he put into this or if he copy pasted, they're about how poor his grammar is. lmao
Me in Phantom forces 3:09
5:29
yup, me everytime
5:31
I would actualy jump fucking to the moon if this happened to me...
*I HATE SPIDERS*
GAMER XD OMG SAME 😱
the "Nice i got an assist" i said 4 times bcuz i'm playing on potato pc
I know every word to the song
5:31 That would scare the
S ugar
H oney
I ce
T ea
Outta me/
The music is sorta vocaloid yas
2:50 is exaclty why i hate some people that complain about games when all they need to do is read the goddamn instructions or dialouge after watching 2:53 i realized that i also dont want to live on this planet anymore does anyone wanna join me and this old dude
Zelda Yes
Guess I'm the only one who could identify the song caramelldancen in the background
indeed good sir
6:14 is rainbow16
9:11 Skyward Sword Zelda best Zelda?
3:35 exacly
I know whatare those!!! I have them all yaaaaaaahhhhsssss!!!! I'm awesome for once 😢
Carmell Dasen///
8:49 I failed
Caramelldansen
BELLOBEIN
I see Alec mason
leave if you don't know what 'touhou' is.
OK in cod campaign I could beat a level without dieing but in multeplaer I had a kd of 0.7:-\
WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 0:17