I saw Run from Helgen to become a vampire. (Likely to take advantage of the Restoration perk to increase magic effects on vampires, but I could be wrong.) Alchemy and enchanting style loop, to hyper-boost the effect of alchemy and enchanting, absolutely crushing through XP gains. Prestige rank Block, to keep getting level xp, by getting massive xp to Block. Eventually, Smith God's own personal axe and use the literal touch of death to merc the Ebony Warrior. Turn around and show the guy he was blocking that attempting to walk away was mercy, not fear, by killing him expeditiously. I know I missed finer details, but did I catch the broad strokes?
@@CaitiffFTWthe reason i became a vampire is because the superstacking glitch only works with certain combinations of races/items. khajiit vampire (which the game considers a different race from khajiit) can superstack with gold rings, which is why i grab the gold ingots
"wtf is going on" well i'll tell you most skyrim speedruns are played as high elf, but i need to play as a khajiit and become a vampire because khajiit vampire (which the game considers a different race from khajiit) is able to do superstacking with gold rings, which only works with a few specific race/item combinations. superstacking is when i click the enchanted gold ring repeatedly and the fortify alchemy bonus keeps adding up. here's a very cool explanation: ruclips.net/video/e-DeXia4LL8/видео.html at the very beginning i do infinite sprint. hold sprint/quicksave/release sprint key/quickload in succession locks you into the sprint animation, and allows jumping while sprinting. also, whenever i go through a door or fast travel, i can quicksave and quickload right after the loading screen to cause the fadein animation to skip. quicksave/quickloading can also be used to skip npc dialogue like in most skyrim speedruns, i instantly escape helgen to go to a cave exit where i can perform a loadwarp that allows me to escape with my hands unbound. unlike in most skyrim speedruns, however, i don't go to the helgen keep exit and instead go to haemar's shame, because i can become a vampire there. loadwarping is the thing i'm doing when i open the menu while going into the cave, it allows me to load the save where my hands are unbound, while going through the cave, so that i become the character with unbound hands but i'm inside the cave then i do a horse tilt to fly past windhelm, to an island with gold ingots that i need to make the gold rings in the windhelm market, i do the merchant glitch to sell the merchant's own inventory to themselves, which gives me all the gold i need, and if they don't have an item i need, i can quicksave then attack them and quickload to reset their inventory. when i enchant a gold ring with fortify alchemy, then i can equip an unenchanted gold ring and then repeatedly press the enchanted gold ring. because the gold ring is bugged with khajiit vampires, the game *tries* to equip it, but can't, but i get the fortify alchemy bonus anyway, and it stacks every time i equip it but this alone isn't fast enough to get sufficiently powerful effects, so i speed it up with intermittent fortify resto potions once i can make a super fortify smithing potion, i can give a super smithed weapon to stenvar (and myself), drink a super fortify health potion so that i actually survive his attacks, and let his superpowered attacks level my block and heavy armor skills from 15 to 100 instantly i'll stream attempts to get sub-10 soon, follow twitch.tv/nucular_sr
I came to the comments to try to understand a couple things I didn't know and find this explanation making you truly a Jarl among karl's. Congratulations on the achievement and thanks for being amazing.
The last few seconds I was like “how is he gonna get all the way to the ebony warrior in these 5 seconds and kill him”? Then the dude just pops out from right around that building lol
Its proof that nothing is sped up, its easy to just put it on afterwards but not many people who put in the time to speed run would fake it thats next level sad
"omg he uses bugs this run sucks!" Brother do you want to watch a guy do the Alteration exploit for 20 minutes just to 1 shot him in the same way? This is way more interesting
Someone did the glitchless version and it was about 1 hour and 15 minutes and 20 minutes was them looking at a bed spamming muffle and 20 minutes was them spamming the illusion master spells
Doesn’t the destruction exploit work a little better? All you gotta do is get Unbounded Storms, go to a corner of the map, activate the spell, open the map, travel to the other side and you go straight from 15 to 90-100 instantly.
I like to imagine that all the NPC's in Helgen including Alduin just stopped everything they were doing and just stare at the dragonborn going ballistic.
Jesus, the things a community can do to help make such an impressive speedrun. I know just enough glitches to kind of understand what’s going on, but to use all of them in incredibly creative and precise ways is on a whole other level. Great run dude, can’t wait to see more!
You know the part I liked? When they said cock and intercourse 😂😂😂 that was amazing. So many times too! 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭 It was just as funny every single time.😭🤣💪🤣😭💪😂😂🤣😭💪🤣😭💪
Dude do you not know the khajit cock explosion bug? It gives you a 0.3% chance to make a mudcrab sing Ragnar the red with every time you drink a potion of minor diarrhoea, it’s crucial to the run
@@GabeDuncan Its a sub sfx from the twitch VOD I think. It's a line from the Fallout TV show because of how god awfully dogshit it was except for the parts with Walton Goggins.
Absolutely mind-boggling. Ive been aware of a lot of these things seperately as exploits and glitches; but to link them all this way is just genius. Never watched a skyrim speedrun before this so not sure how standard they are, G-est of G's.
I remember doing everything in the game possible, I was so sad because I wanted so much more after becoming That strong, then I went to whiterun and he was there waiting for me, the perfect way to close the game
I cheesed this fight, and I bet anyone with level 40 destruction can do the same thing. The impact perk staggers most enemies with dual casting, so I just stun locked the EW before he could swing his sword. A cheap win, but a win.
I've been playing Skyrim over having a normal social life since it game out and have done some questionable things in the game to my advantage but this hurt my brain and I love it. Editing this comment after finishing the video and bravo is all I can say rant I'm at a lose for words.
Honest question. Are u actually somehow crazy? I can understand the repetitiveness involved in speedrunning..., BUT WHY THE F ARE U USING THE SAME LINE FROM FALLOUT TV SHOW AGAIN AND AGAIN? I needed to lower the volume of the video because i wanted to see your 11:47 time and I was going nuts. lol ffs
I used to casually run skyrim any% like 4 years ago and seeing these newer strats is so cool. Talking with the guard while sharpening the weapons is an awesome optimisation. Horse tilts are torture fr, but I feel like with better luck on those you'd save a fair bit of time with that alone. Saw a comment saying you were aiming for sub 10 and I think that seems doable with your strats. This run is great and best of luck achieving that goal!
Sorry if you do get this part, or don’t care to know, but he used what’s known as the fortify restoration loop to create an incredibly strong potion to fortify smithing. That potion is how he enhanced those steel weapons to near 400 damage. He also made a fortify health potion when using the fortify restoration loop. That potion gave him the health to absorb hits from the steel weapons he just improved. He gave one of those weapons to his follower, angered his follower, and blocked his blows to near instantly level up his skills to 100. He then reset the level 100 skills so he could level them up again and get all the experience he just got, again.
I thought about that, but would be slower for two reasons: * When wearing both light and heavy armor, when you get hit, either one skill or the other will get raised, and it’s random. It’s not even 50/50, it’s in proportion to how much each contributes to your armor rating. So whichever contributes less to your armor rating, it may take a large number of hits before that skill randomly gets raised to 100. * Light armor is far away in the skill tree from block and heavy armor, which are conveniently right next to each other, so that would take a lot of scrolling
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LMAO HAHAHAH
absolute gold comment, thank you
What 13 years without a sequel does to a mfer.
Ja jajajja
Hahahahaha the funniest comment
the fact you're not even wrong either
🤣
LOL
By the nine I'm tweaking
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*By the eight*
@BJ-Delrestothalmor gang
@@VieniaMaximovlorkhan still lives.
by the Eight-And-One
that's some crazy background audio you got playing there
i thought i was tweaking randomly hearing "you wanna make my cock explode now" during a loading screen
I’m saying, why is nobody else bringing that up lmao.
Dude it's literally some audio from the fallout show
@@Grimm614 god i hope thats true
@@Grimm614that doesn’t explain why that one line is looping the entire time
*Helgen is being destroyed*
dragonborn 1000 km away: Alchemy increased to 100
This is the most Bethesda video I’ve ever watched
I have thousands of hours in Skyrim, and I don't have the slightest idea what actually happened.
I saw
Run from Helgen to become a vampire. (Likely to take advantage of the Restoration perk to increase magic effects on vampires, but I could be wrong.)
Alchemy and enchanting style loop, to hyper-boost the effect of alchemy and enchanting, absolutely crushing through XP gains.
Prestige rank Block, to keep getting level xp, by getting massive xp to Block.
Eventually, Smith God's own personal axe and use the literal touch of death to merc the Ebony Warrior.
Turn around and show the guy he was blocking that attempting to walk away was mercy, not fear, by killing him expeditiously.
I know I missed finer details, but did I catch the broad strokes?
@@CaitiffFTWthe reason i became a vampire is because the superstacking glitch only works with certain combinations of races/items. khajiit vampire (which the game considers a different race from khajiit) can superstack with gold rings, which is why i grab the gold ingots
Been playing for about a week and it seemed pretty self explanatory to me.
Haha same
What was the intent of all of that saved loading around 2 minutes? @@CaitiffFTW
I forgot how fast quick save quick load is without 1tb of mods
Lol only need 100gb of mod make the save and load slow like 10s
That little parkour out of Helgen would have crashed my Xbox 14 times
Nah
"You can question my methods, not my results."
Giving your follower a god weapon to powerlevel your heavy armor and block is extremely clever
But how did he not die from getting attacked?
@@TheAmaranth94fortify health potion
There is so much knowledge of exploits to make this happen, can you still craft potions like this without removing the patch?
At 13 minutes I'm still in the cave backstabbing hadvar lol
"wtf is going on" well i'll tell you
most skyrim speedruns are played as high elf, but i need to play as a khajiit and become a vampire because khajiit vampire (which the game considers a different race from khajiit) is able to do superstacking with gold rings, which only works with a few specific race/item combinations. superstacking is when i click the enchanted gold ring repeatedly and the fortify alchemy bonus keeps adding up. here's a very cool explanation: ruclips.net/video/e-DeXia4LL8/видео.html
at the very beginning i do infinite sprint. hold sprint/quicksave/release sprint key/quickload in succession locks you into the sprint animation, and allows jumping while sprinting. also, whenever i go through a door or fast travel, i can quicksave and quickload right after the loading screen to cause the fadein animation to skip. quicksave/quickloading can also be used to skip npc dialogue
like in most skyrim speedruns, i instantly escape helgen to go to a cave exit where i can perform a loadwarp that allows me to escape with my hands unbound. unlike in most skyrim speedruns, however, i don't go to the helgen keep exit and instead go to haemar's shame, because i can become a vampire there. loadwarping is the thing i'm doing when i open the menu while going into the cave, it allows me to load the save where my hands are unbound, while going through the cave, so that i become the character with unbound hands but i'm inside the cave
then i do a horse tilt to fly past windhelm, to an island with gold ingots that i need to make the gold rings
in the windhelm market, i do the merchant glitch to sell the merchant's own inventory to themselves, which gives me all the gold i need, and if they don't have an item i need, i can quicksave then attack them and quickload to reset their inventory. when i enchant a gold ring with fortify alchemy, then i can equip an unenchanted gold ring and then repeatedly press the enchanted gold ring. because the gold ring is bugged with khajiit vampires, the game *tries* to equip it, but can't, but i get the fortify alchemy bonus anyway, and it stacks every time i equip it
but this alone isn't fast enough to get sufficiently powerful effects, so i speed it up with intermittent fortify resto potions
once i can make a super fortify smithing potion, i can give a super smithed weapon to stenvar (and myself), drink a super fortify health potion so that i actually survive his attacks, and let his superpowered attacks level my block and heavy armor skills from 15 to 100 instantly
i'll stream attempts to get sub-10 soon, follow twitch.tv/nucular_sr
I came to the comments to try to understand a couple things I didn't know and find this explanation making you truly a Jarl among karl's. Congratulations on the achievement and thanks for being amazing.
Consider my jaw dropped.
You know I like khajiit vampires but that's because punchcat is my favorite build. Congrats on a mind boggling run, think you can beat the time?
What difficulty if you don't mind my asking?
Cool, wtf is going on with the audio???
In Morrowind and Oblivion you had to drink 50 skooma to do stuff like that. In Skyrim you just dismount a horse at a funny angle
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The last few seconds I was like “how is he gonna get all the way to the ebony warrior in these 5 seconds and kill him”? Then the dude just pops out from right around that building lol
The Ebony Warrior just finds you once you reach level 80
😂
I’m level 100-something and he hasnt appeared yet. Is there any way to trigger it?
@@Rhyzulz do you have the dragonborn DLC ?
because unless you do you can't fight him
@@omardalki7037 yes i do
proof that this is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits
dawg im in tears why is that audio looping lmfao
Yeah it’s hella annoying right? 😂
Its proof that nothing is sped up, its easy to just put it on afterwards but not many people who put in the time to speed run would fake it thats next level sad
"omg he uses bugs this run sucks!"
Brother do you want to watch a guy do the Alteration exploit for 20 minutes just to 1 shot him in the same way? This is way more interesting
Someone did the glitchless version and it was about 1 hour and 15 minutes and 20 minutes was them looking at a bed spamming muffle and 20 minutes was them spamming the illusion master spells
@@lukeashe8313you can question the methods but not the results 😭🙏🏾
Glitchless skyrim is impossible
Yes
Doesn’t the destruction exploit work a little better? All you gotta do is get Unbounded Storms, go to a corner of the map, activate the spell, open the map, travel to the other side and you go straight from 15 to 90-100 instantly.
thanks this was quite funny to watch and then read the comments (im on heroin)
Damn
Real men pick up the spoon💪🏻💪🏻
Try scooma that's real shit
Quit dude. Please. Thats far worse than merely being dangerous
@@eetuthereindeer6671Normie. My father taught me to never quit anything I started.
I like to imagine that all the NPC's in Helgen including Alduin just stopped everything they were doing and just stare at the dragonborn going ballistic.
This is how my fever dream look like.
The ebony warrior just casually walks around a corner after all taht 😭
Bro thought he could jump on him. He didn't know the guy he was gonna jump was overgeared 🙏🙏😭
And like any good Skyrim player, after he's done, he goes on a murder spree for the heck of it before calling it a day.
As soon as I saw the angle of that horse on that mountain, I knew this man was about to soar
Jesus, the things a community can do to help make such an impressive speedrun. I know just enough glitches to kind of understand what’s going on, but to use all of them in incredibly creative and precise ways is on a whole other level. Great run dude, can’t wait to see more!
it's either fake or a TAS
What "more" do you want to see? xD
"It just works"
Who needs a dragon born when the fist of god is a stinky skooma cat with a weapon to surpass metal gear
Man i read a random news article to find this. Congratulations bud
I found it inside my toilet paper.
good to see someone finally do this glitchlwss
You are a legend dude, I remember years ago doing glitchless Skyrim Runs thinking yeah I can beat that, but you always kept getting better 👍👍👍
hope you're doing well! we miss you!
@@pekkanen_sr Thanks man, been missing it and the community as well, but life got in the way😅
Want help suing Todd Howard for false advertising? There's no hours of gameplay here.
To be fair it was hours in game time lol
I came here because of an article. Great work here, i hope you reach your sub 10 goal 🎉
i found out about the article because of this comment lol
I'm here because there's a reddit post linking to the article. Great run! I'd never heard about the vampire-khajitt interaction.
I’m here because I needed something to watch while I piss. It takes a while.
I just read article now 15 mins later im here.
@@rexrickard6333you should check out the sub 10 minute version they did
I look away for like 10 seconds and he was going super speed
You know the part I liked? When they said cock and intercourse 😂😂😂 that was amazing. So many times too! 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭 It was just as funny every single time.😭🤣💪🤣😭💪😂😂🤣😭💪🤣😭💪
Dude do you not know the khajit cock explosion bug? It gives you a 0.3% chance to make a mudcrab sing Ragnar the red with every time you drink a potion of minor diarrhoea, it’s crucial to the run
bro wtf was up with that and why is this the only comment mentioning it
@@GabeDuncan Its a sub sfx from the twitch VOD I think. It's a line from the Fallout TV show because of how god awfully dogshit it was except for the parts with Walton Goggins.
Bro casually leaving Helgen like a mountain goat.
Absolutely mind-boggling.
Ive been aware of a lot of these things seperately as exploits and glitches; but to link them all this way is just genius.
Never watched a skyrim speedrun before this so not sure how standard they are, G-est of G's.
I feel like ur computer is gonna blow up with how fast and rapid u do everything
I remember doing everything in the game possible, I was so sad because I wanted so much more after becoming That strong, then I went to whiterun and he was there waiting for me, the perfect way to close the game
The freezing is killing me, confused as hell too but good job mate
it's just pausing because i'm quicksaving and quickloading so much
That audio loop is from the new fallout tv show
3:25 the true power of skooma
Guess he's and alchemist then
I did not expect so much parkour in this speedrun
i love watching these and not knowing wtf is going on
Dude why is the fallout conversation on loop in the baground? Wtf
That's a clever way of leveling up.
Man smuggles moonsugar into helgen before you know it his flying past dragon
3:00 you wanna do what?
I cheesed this fight, and I bet anyone with level 40 destruction can do the same thing. The impact perk staggers most enemies with dual casting, so I just stun locked the EW before he could swing his sword. A cheap win, but a win.
that 1st skip out helgen keep fucked my mind up bro nah thats not right you messed me up XD
I've been playing Skyrim over having a normal social life since it game out and have done some questionable things in the game to my advantage but this hurt my brain and I love it. Editing this comment after finishing the video and bravo is all I can say rant I'm at a lose for words.
I played skyrim for years yet I'm incapable of understanding what happened
you are impressive pal
Honest question. Are u actually somehow crazy? I can understand the repetitiveness involved in speedrunning..., BUT WHY THE F ARE U USING THE SAME LINE FROM FALLOUT TV SHOW AGAIN AND AGAIN? I needed to lower the volume of the video because i wanted to see your 11:47 time and I was going nuts. lol ffs
2:45 dude, did you replace some sound files for spicy alternatives? 🤣😂
A seemingly unrelated sequence of events.
"By ohdah of deh yal, where the fuck did you come from?"
Very cool! I've only seen loadwarp out of hands bound at the exit of helgen keep, interesting that it works elsewhere
Yeah helgen keep is usually fastest since it’s the closest, but haemar’s shame is sometimes useful since it lets you get vampirism quickly
Haven't had this much fun since "Absolutely Mental Khajit Inhales 250 Skooma and Then Dies"
I posted the article to reddit - looks like this got a lot of traction. Congrats!
thanks! i’m having a lot of fun reading the comments
He leveled up more in 2 minutes than i have for any of my characters
Seems like a lot of work to skip the intro sequence..... Worth it. By the Gods, I haven't got all day! Veeyakah!
Just as I was wondering how tf you were going to unbind yourself, then I was even more confused but somehow it made sense
This hits different after watching how many imperials it takes to kill this guy
These videos be so smart and funny as fuck.
“we got twenty minutes until we gotta leave”
This guy: enough time for some skyrim
I think i lost part of my brain trying to comprehend what just happened
When you do the problem wrong but get the right answer anyways
Feels like how that one dude explained how 1+1=3
As Todd intended. Perfect.
i feel like im going insane with the starting save load loop
Thousands of hours and when I saw that this video was 14minutes…. Mind blown
“The time has come…”
*gets an axe to the face*
i played skyrim for years and i never fought the ebony worrier...i keep staring over lol
this made sense for 2 seconds
I used to casually run skyrim any% like 4 years ago and seeing these newer strats is so cool. Talking with the guard while sharpening the weapons is an awesome optimisation. Horse tilts are torture fr, but I feel like with better luck on those you'd save a fair bit of time with that alone. Saw a comment saying you were aiming for sub 10 and I think that seems doable with your strats. This run is great and best of luck achieving that goal!
Im so confused but the leveling glitch is so cool! Idk how its done
Sorry if you do get this part, or don’t care to know, but he used what’s known as the fortify restoration loop to create an incredibly strong potion to fortify smithing. That potion is how he enhanced those steel weapons to near 400 damage. He also made a fortify health potion when using the fortify restoration loop. That potion gave him the health to absorb hits from the steel weapons he just improved. He gave one of those weapons to his follower, angered his follower, and blocked his blows to near instantly level up his skills to 100. He then reset the level 100 skills so he could level them up again and get all the experience he just got, again.
Couldn't you wear light armor at the same time as heavy to level faster by legendarying 3 skills vs 2?
I thought about that, but would be slower for two reasons:
* When wearing both light and heavy armor, when you get hit, either one skill or the other will get raised, and it’s random. It’s not even 50/50, it’s in proportion to how much each contributes to your armor rating. So whichever contributes less to your armor rating, it may take a large number of hits before that skill randomly gets raised to 100.
* Light armor is far away in the skill tree from block and heavy armor, which are conveniently right next to each other, so that would take a lot of scrolling
I used to be a tweaker in my day and let me say MAN this brings me back
That was one of the most impressive things I have ever seen.
i legit thought you're gonna go to his last vigil area then kill him, but you just bonked him right then and there lmaoo
this is unhinged
What 13 years with no sequel does to a mfer
Upgrading blocking by giving agro companion a billion damage weapon while having trillion health is pure genious
4:43 The horse jump is really what made me go what in the actual fuck is going on here duuuuuuude
Lore accurate Dovahkiin
Precisely as Todd Howard intended...
Magnificent. Never have I said “what the fuck” so many times in 11 minutes
now i understand the VLDL speedrunners video better
11:20 Stenvar watching the Dragonborn become a god every time he takes a swing at him
I like to imagine you equipped all the Egold rings to your characters toes and fingers and then onto his tail😂
I knew what was coming but still funny to see ebony warrior get one shot
Remember, use WASD to move.
Microcosm of Bethesda games here.
Why is there the most awkward line in the Fallout show playing on loop
Bro was playing skyrim few years before it came out.
The time..... AT LAST, SOVNGARDE
Ahh yes Skyrim. no exploits and perfectly balanced as all things should be.
13:34 What happened to your health?
fortify health effect expired. since i had already taken more than 100 damage, my health was set to 1
So, that's why Khaajiit love skooma that much.
Breaking a broken game to beat a broken boss
what achieving CHIM feels like
What it looks like after achieving CHIM.