I apologize for not commenting on all these videos I tend to watch them on my tv for a better viewing experience and forget to comment. I can say my wife and I are loving this trip and watch it together and plan trips of our own! Thanks for sharing your journey! See you in a bit!
This is great. I'm planning my summer 2025 trip and I love how you filmed everything. Not just 2 second clips of everything like some content creators. Thank you for these videos. I watched both Yellowstone videos. Both great!
I love the way you film! Watching you all go through the Park reminds me of the summer of 2016 w/ my husnand..loved the canyon! We stayed in a campground clase to the lake! He pasado 4/25/17..thanks for your upload!! 4ever a fan!
I lived in Wyoming over 12 years and visited Yellowstone many times a years…. I truly love Yellowstone and I think everyone should visit it at least one time…. Bison are my favorites also…And if go in May you will so many red dogs…the babies…. We never stayed at the Lodge…but we sat up on top to view Old Faithful….it’s the best seat in the house…. Your video is the best I’ve ever seen!!❤❤. Thank you….
Hi J&C - Wow, Lake Yellowstone is quite impressive. "Why did the bison cross the road? BECAUSE HE CAN!" 🤣🤣So many animal sightings - so cool! So it appears you did have some issues adjusting to the elevation change. Mom sure did a great job driving - she's hired!!! 🚙 Way cool bear sighting. The Lake Yellowstone Hotel is awesome, the meal looked good but we loved the desserts. Enjoyed the time lapse of the morning lake activity. Continued safe travels - hugs to you both!!!! 😎❤🧸🐃
I was so sick in Yellowstone. My head was aching and I was so stuffed. I was using nasal spray every couple hours. My breathing was so heavy too, I hate hearing back when editing 😆😆😆
Footage and detail are outstanding as always. You are enjoyable to watch. I know it’s not always peachy but I love the way you two have so much fun together and a great relationship.
We live by Yosemite. I guess its a treat for people to see wildlife. For us its a everyday thing. Bears, cougars, deer,bobcats, foxes, skunks. They are all beautiful if you respect there space. I have seen some not so great things happen to these beautiful creatures. People driving to fast and killing them, people feeding them, trying to touch them🙄. Thank you for not being horrible tourist in our National Parks. Love watching all your trips! 😊
Thank you for these beautiful videos!!! My hubby and I leave for our Yellowstone trip in 3 weeks. We've dreamed of visiting Yellowstone for 20 years and decided 2 days ago to make it happen.
Yellowstone will not disappoint 🐻🐺 Thank you for watching the video, we had an absolute blast over there. Have a great trip! Hope you guys see all the wildlife 🤩
Oh my goodness those bears in the tree were absolutely adorable! The timelapse over the lake was so pretty, I have to say you guys really just keep improving in your editing and putting these videos together. I enjoy watching them so much! Looking forward to the Tetons!
Bonus episode, yay!! Hey hey boo boo I think I smell a pickanick basket!! Aside from me getting afraid of falling into the canyon with you while I was clearly firmly seated in my own living room, this looks like an awesome trip!! Now on to the grand Tetris!!
What a trip! Pictures can only say so much, I can only imagine what it’s like in person. The soundtracks to all your videos definitely don’t get enough love. I love vibing on a Sunday morning with my sweets and some champs watching what y’all are getting into. On to the Grand Teets! Hope you’re safe and sound over there. Cheers
A SPECTACULAR VIDEO. I cannot thank you enough. That vehicle you showed, The Earth Roamer was incredible. I had to look it up. They cost about $ 750,000. Had to look it up
Thank you so much for sharing your trip with me. I probably never be able to go on a trip like that. Thanks again for all the beautiful video that you are showing me as you go on your trip. Thanks again.
Not much more to say but WOW. Once again agree that lodgings and food was better. I had a thought when Jason's mum gave you those gifts and you said Cailey we didn't get you anything. My thought was you did get her something and that is you. The daughter she hadn't met in 6 years. Well i'm all caught up now. Cya guys in the next episode.
Y'all are sneaky with the Friday post! Love it though. Don't think I've ever been a first comment before. After all these nature and "real world" experiences, I wonder how the next Las Vegas trip will be.
Another great video! I am soooo jealous of the number of bears you saw! Hoping to see a few on our trip next month!! Thanks again for sharing so much detail and information about your travels!
When you do your Canada trip , I recommend you research the natural hot springs around Jasper and Banff , You can drive from Vancouver to Jasper in 7 hrs , beautiful drive . There are lakes , falls , wild animals, natural hot springs and Cabins, bring your swim suits 😊 , a gondola up the mountain amazing views , then the best is drive to Banff , they have a sky walk on the way and the beautiful ice fields. Banff is beautiful with Lake Louise and the Gondola is amazing . And your dollar is worth more in Canada 😂😂 . Then you can continue back to Vancouver right from Banff . But that is my little tip . If you do the Canadian Rockies . 💕
2 things. Number one: We will 100% be doing a big Canada trip. Number two: We will 100% console with our favorite gypsy before we go ❤️ Thanks for the amazing comment with a whole itinerary built in. Love it!
Thank you for taking us on this journey with you! It has been about 53 years since I have been to Yellowstone. It was one of the first family vacations I can remember. (I was about 9 at the time) - We went cross country in all 4 directions in an old station wagon every summer for our family vacations. (Griswald style!) 😂 We visited about 38 of the states over a 3 year period. (We always stopped at all the 'World's Largest _____" attractions along the way, whether it be the largest thermometer, ball of yarn, or the largest skillet.... As a kid, it was all amazing to me) My wife and I were never able to take our kids to Yellowstone (she has never been either), but I am hoping we can take the grandkids soon, before we are too old to get around.
Jason, it may not have shown on camera that your legs were shaking when you stepped to the edge, but mine started to when I saw that and I wasn’t even standing. Footage is so engrossing that I actually jumped a little when that car alarm went off. That view of the lake from your room just might rival the view of the pool at Cosmo. Animals you videoed were great, but loved the good girl rolling in the snow. Pays to be dog aware. Nice you were both able to connect with family on this channel, Cailey in the first series and Jason in this one. Of course you should abbreviate Tetons, just like you shorten the word water. Wonderful stuff, you two!
You may think it's impossible but my husband (and maybe also me, now I'm going to check it carefully) is in your video!!! We're from Italy and we've been in Yellowstone in the first week of June. We all were together where the sleeping bear was. How likely was it to be captured in someone else's video and also stumble upon that same video by chance? That's the magic of social networks!... Now I'm going to check my clips... maybe I'll find you in some of them!
oh my god guys you've totally convinced me that my wife and I need to make this trip form the UK! I think we will recreate your route from Seattle but then after yellowstone find a way down to Vegas for five days.
The hotels we chose were pretty pricey but there was plenty of other options! Fuel was cheap but we live in Hawaii so anything is cheap in comparison 😆 also if you’re not driving a seven seater that would help!
@@caileyandjason I just wanted you guys to know that I think you’re absolutely amazing people! You make my day when I see you have posted a new vlog. Keep up your great work 😎🥂🐿️ I’m still laughing about when Cailey yelled SQUIRREL 😂
I live in Montana for three years never see snow on August,must’ve still cold,miss cold weather,I still in Philippines and my electric bill is killing me because it’s so hot here, take care beautiful couple.
Thanks for sharing your vacations with us, I really enjoy your vlogs and can't hardly wait for the next one to come out 😊 What was the time of year, was it this summer? Surprised at the rain but also lack of kids so I can't quite figure it out. I'm from Oregon so if all it takes is a little rain to keep the crowds down I'm in!😅
Such beautiful scenery. I was 5 years old and we camped in the park. A bear came to our camp at night and destroyed our foam coolers. Would've been cool to see it...NOT! Mahalo and stay safe you two!
Loving your tour of the West. Now I want to go to Yellowstone! If you’re ever looking for a great place to visit, go to Alaska. It is absolutely breathtaking!
JUNE!??? and ya’ll saw snow? As someone from the south that’s crazy to me. Does that mean I should pack warm clothes too? I’m planning on going next year maybe God willing
Yes it was June and there was snow 😆⛄️ Weather was all over the place, we had to pack for 4 seasons! Would highly recommend the start of June though the parks weren’t busy at all and all the baby wildlife was crazy 🐻
10 out of 10! Really enjoying this trip and looking forward to the next episode =) You are getting to see all the wildlife on this trip and the scenery is stunning! I have grown up calling creeks "cricks" so in my mind I was saying "Crawfish Crick" 😂
Thanks for checking in Jodi ☺️❤️ We’re safe. We had some bad winds on Oahu from the hurricane, but that was it. Glad you’ve been enjoying the series 💪🏼
I stayed there last month while overlanding in my Jeep for a break. HONEST opinion: 2 out of 5 stars. I was unable to eat dinner in the restaurant (they told me I needed a few days prior reservation) when I paid $500.00 for 1 night. There is NO WiFi in the Lake Yellowstone Hotel. I had to break out my Starlink in my Jeep for wifi. People stopped by while I was using my Starlink and expressed their dissatisfaction with the Hotel. The bed was fluffy. Not worth it. I should've camped out instead.
Making fun of someone's accent when you're in a different country is pretty messed up because they are actually the ones without an accent it's you guys with an accent and would you like people to make fun of you when you're out of your country? I couldn't imagine being a tourist going to your country and then making fun of your accent, just blows my mind
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I apologize for not commenting on all these videos I tend to watch them on my tv for a better viewing experience and forget to comment. I can say my wife and I are loving this trip and watch it together and plan trips of our own! Thanks for sharing your journey! See you in a bit!
Love it guys! Thanks for watching us on the big screen. Hopefully the 4K 2160 HDR looks nice on the tv 📺
This is great. I'm planning my summer 2025 trip and I love how you filmed everything. Not just 2 second clips of everything like some content creators. Thank you for these videos. I watched both Yellowstone videos. Both great!
I love the way you film! Watching you all go through the Park reminds me of the summer of 2016 w/ my husnand..loved the canyon! We stayed in a campground clase to the lake! He pasado 4/25/17..thanks for your upload!! 4ever a fan!
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I lived in Wyoming over 12 years and visited Yellowstone many times a years…. I truly love Yellowstone and I think everyone should visit it at least one time…. Bison are my favorites also…And if go in May you will so many red dogs…the babies…. We never stayed at the Lodge…but we sat up on top to view Old Faithful….it’s the best seat in the house…. Your video is the best I’ve ever seen!!❤❤. Thank you….
Thank you for watching and all of the comments Deborah! ❤️
Wow!
Hi J&C - Wow, Lake Yellowstone is quite impressive. "Why did the bison cross the road? BECAUSE HE CAN!" 🤣🤣So many animal sightings - so cool! So it appears you did have some issues adjusting to the elevation change. Mom sure did a great job driving - she's hired!!! 🚙 Way cool bear sighting. The Lake Yellowstone Hotel is awesome, the meal looked good but we loved the desserts. Enjoyed the time lapse of the morning lake activity. Continued safe travels - hugs to you both!!!! 😎❤🧸🐃
I was so sick in Yellowstone. My head was aching and I was so stuffed. I was using nasal spray every couple hours. My breathing was so heavy too, I hate hearing back when editing 😆😆😆
Great stuff...love Jellystone Park!! Yogi and Boo Boo still going strong!! 😊
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Love the binocular shots! Keep up the great work!
Thanks, will do! 💪🏼❤️
Ahh 6 years you hadn't seen your Mom, wow great you spent time in such a wonderful place ❤️
Footage and detail are outstanding as always. You are enjoyable to watch. I know it’s not always peachy but I love the way you two have so much fun together and a great relationship.
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Yesss Sneaky Friday drop Love it!❤❤❤
We live by Yosemite. I guess its a treat for people to see wildlife. For us its a everyday thing. Bears, cougars, deer,bobcats, foxes, skunks.
They are all beautiful if you respect there space. I have seen some not so great things happen to these beautiful creatures. People driving to fast and killing them, people feeding them, trying to touch them🙄. Thank you for not being horrible tourist in our National Parks. Love watching all your trips! 😊
Thanks for the kind words ☺️❤️ Absolutely amazing place, you’re so lucky to live out there.
Wow. I love the time lapse shots you have. Especially of the sunrise 🌄!!
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Caileytastic Awesome time-lapse . Maui❤
Thank you for these beautiful videos!!! My hubby and I leave for our Yellowstone trip in 3 weeks. We've dreamed of visiting Yellowstone for 20 years and decided 2 days ago to make it happen.
Yellowstone will not disappoint 🐻🐺 Thank you for watching the video, we had an absolute blast over there. Have a great trip! Hope you guys see all the wildlife 🤩
If you do Banff and Jasper on your Canadian trip it will out do that lake hands down . You will think you are in heaven . Great vlog , nice room .
We have been looking at the Fairmont Banff Springs for our next big road trip! That place looks incredible 🤩🤩 Thanks for the love as always ❤️
@@caileyandjason Do it been there years ago and it was the best trip ever!
Oh my goodness those bears in the tree were absolutely adorable! The timelapse over the lake was so pretty, I have to say you guys really just keep improving in your editing and putting these videos together. I enjoy watching them so much! Looking forward to the Tetons!
Thank you so much! Can’t wait to share Jenny Lake with you next week ☺️❤️
what a fabulouse place !! your mam and peter seem so lovely and caily always smiling 😀a great vlog
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I adore you too. The amount of pure joy you two find in everything warms my cold little heart haha
Thank you Ron ❤️💪🏼
Great scenery and wildlife views👍!
Thank you so much ❤ it.
Is the water from the falls hot,such a breath taking scenery,never been in yellow stone,looks like a large for park
I wasn’t brave enough to dip my toes in, but we heard that the falls are freezing cold from the high elevation and melting snow and ice.
Bonus episode, yay!! Hey hey boo boo I think I smell a pickanick basket!! Aside from me getting afraid of falling into the canyon with you while I was clearly firmly seated in my own living room, this looks like an awesome trip!! Now on to the grand Tetris!!
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your photography is absolutely amazing --
Thank you ❤️☺️
👍👍Loved it! Thanks so much for sharing!!
Thanks for watching ☺️❤️
What a trip! Pictures can only say so much, I can only imagine what it’s like in person. The soundtracks to all your videos definitely don’t get enough love. I love vibing on a Sunday morning with my sweets and some champs watching what y’all are getting into. On to the Grand Teets! Hope you’re safe and sound over there. Cheers
Thanks for that Ross 🎵 ❤️💪🏼
Loved it 👏👏👏 great story telling 👍
Cailey just for the record what IS the cutest thing you have ever seen lol
😆😆😆💀 The bison…. Or the bears
A SPECTACULAR VIDEO. I cannot thank you enough. That vehicle you showed, The Earth Roamer was incredible. I had to look it up. They cost about $ 750,000. Had to look it up
Thank you very much ❤️
These trip vids are the best. You really highlight how special the environment is, plus I love seeing what stops you include. So fun.
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Really enjoying your Montana trip. Thanks for sharing your adventure! 😃
Glad you enjoyed it ☺️❤️
Thanks for sharing your Experience at Yellowstone ❤ Amazing Views 👍
Incredible! We probably won’t get over there as it’s too much card riding for husbands back, but will live through you vicariously! ❤
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Thank you so much for sharing your trip with me. I probably never be able to go on a trip like that. Thanks again for all the beautiful video that you are showing me as you go on your trip. Thanks again.
Thanks for watching Nick. We appreciate the kind words ❤️☺️
Learn how to do a trip the correct way. This is the cowards way.
Not much more to say but WOW. Once again agree that lodgings and food was better. I had a thought when Jason's mum gave you those gifts and you said Cailey we didn't get you anything. My thought was you did get her something and that is you. The daughter she hadn't met in 6 years. Well i'm all caught up now. Cya guys in the next episode.
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So majestic! We loved our trip to Yellowstone and Grand Tetons…your vlogs are bringing it all back to us!
Glad you guys enjoyed Lisa ❤️☺️ Jenny Lake cabins up next
Y'all are sneaky with the Friday post! Love it though. Don't think I've ever been a first comment before. After all these nature and "real world" experiences, I wonder how the next Las Vegas trip will be.
Oh we are move than ready to be back in Vegas 😆 hoping to squeeze a couple of trips in before the end of the year!
Another great video! I am soooo jealous of the number of bears you saw! Hoping to see a few on our trip next month!! Thanks again for sharing so much detail and information about your travels!
Excellent Vlog!
Omg ❤thanks for sharing these gorgeous breathtaking views 😊
Beautiful! Love all your videos. You guys should do a Q and A video, would love to learn more background about you two!
Thanks Lisa ☺️❤️ We’ll put together something one of these days
10 out of 10 Just Awesome Guys !
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Thanks for a great tour
Glad you enjoyed it
When you do your Canada trip , I recommend you research the natural hot springs around Jasper and Banff , You can drive from Vancouver to Jasper in 7 hrs , beautiful drive . There are lakes , falls , wild animals, natural hot springs and Cabins, bring your swim suits 😊 , a gondola up the mountain amazing views , then the best is drive to Banff , they have a sky walk on the way and the beautiful ice fields. Banff is beautiful with Lake Louise and the Gondola is amazing . And your dollar is worth more in Canada 😂😂 . Then you can continue back to Vancouver right from Banff . But that is my little tip . If you do the Canadian Rockies . 💕
2 things. Number one: We will 100% be doing a big Canada trip. Number two: We will 100% console with our favorite gypsy before we go ❤️ Thanks for the amazing comment with a whole itinerary built in. Love it!
Thank you for taking us on this journey with you!
It has been about 53 years since I have been to Yellowstone. It was one of the first family vacations I can remember. (I was about 9 at the time) - We went cross country in all 4 directions in an old station wagon every summer for our family vacations. (Griswald style!) 😂 We visited about 38 of the states over a 3 year period. (We always stopped at all the 'World's Largest _____" attractions along the way, whether it be the largest thermometer, ball of yarn, or the largest skillet.... As a kid, it was all amazing to me)
My wife and I were never able to take our kids to Yellowstone (she has never been either), but I am hoping we can take the grandkids soon, before we are too old to get around.
Awesome 🤩❤️ Hope you make it there. You should book and go for it. It was one of the most memorable things we’ve done together so far.
Jason, it may not have shown on camera that your legs were shaking when you stepped to the edge, but mine started to when I saw that and I wasn’t even standing. Footage is so engrossing that I actually jumped a little when that car alarm went off. That view of the lake from your room just might rival the view of the pool at Cosmo. Animals you videoed were great, but loved the good girl rolling in the snow. Pays to be dog aware. Nice you were both able to connect with family on this channel, Cailey in the first series and Jason in this one. Of course you should abbreviate Tetons, just like you shorten the word water. Wonderful stuff, you two!
Glad you’re coming along for the ride Stuchan ❤️ Thank you
I saw this bus at Devil's Lake State Park in Wisconsin 4th of July weekend 2022
I believe we saw same mama grizzly and 3 cubs. Same location by Obsidian Cliffs. I was told she was nicknamed "Obsidian" i got a terrific video
Very cool! We can’t wait to go back 🐻
Another great video !
You may think it's impossible but my husband (and maybe also me, now I'm going to check it carefully) is in your video!!! We're from Italy and we've been in Yellowstone in the first week of June. We all were together where the sleeping bear was. How likely was it to be captured in someone else's video and also stumble upon that same video by chance? That's the magic of social networks!... Now I'm going to check my clips... maybe I'll find you in some of them!
That is so cool!!! 😎 Piccolo Mondo
Was that a CARcuterie board!
oh my god guys you've totally convinced me that my wife and I need to make this trip form the UK! I think we will recreate your route from Seattle but then after yellowstone find a way down to Vegas for five days.
One question, is fuel/hotel along the way super expensive?
The hotels we chose were pretty pricey but there was plenty of other options! Fuel was cheap but we live in Hawaii so anything is cheap in comparison 😆 also if you’re not driving a seven seater that would help!
Incredible views. Thanks for sharing .. what brand of binoculars are you using ?
Thanks Cheryl, glad you enjoyed. Vortex Vipers
What the hell Jason put your seatbelt on! 🤣
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@@caileyandjason I just wanted you guys to know that I think you’re absolutely amazing people! You make my day when I see you have posted a new vlog. Keep up your great work 😎🥂🐿️ I’m still laughing about when Cailey yelled SQUIRREL 😂
Best video I’ve seen. Thank you for sharing! May I ask you, what month of the year was it. Was it cold?
Early June, it wasn’t too cold but would recommend layers. It felt like we had all four seasons in one day 😆 thank you for watching!
What month were you there. Can’t believe there would still be big mounds of snow in July.
It was June, we basically got all four seasons in the two days we were there 😆
I live in Montana for three years never see snow on August,must’ve still cold,miss cold weather,I still in Philippines and my electric bill is killing me because it’s so hot here, take care beautiful couple.
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Thanks for sharing your vacations with us, I really enjoy your vlogs and can't hardly wait for the next one to come out 😊 What was the time of year, was it this summer? Surprised at the rain but also lack of kids so I can't quite figure it out. I'm from Oregon so if all it takes is a little rain to keep the crowds down I'm in!😅
Thank you Lisa ❤️ We were there in June
Such beautiful scenery. I was 5 years old and we camped in the park. A bear came to our camp at night and destroyed our foam coolers. Would've been cool to see it...NOT! Mahalo and stay safe you two!
That is awesome!
Loving your tour of the West. Now I want to go to Yellowstone! If you’re ever looking for a great place to visit, go to Alaska. It is absolutely breathtaking!
Actually you are lucky the bear didn’t get you…
come to Canada
Ok, twist our arm ❤️
Inspiration point on the upper rim was awesome view.
Did you get in trouble for recording the warden swearing in the new cult members?
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JUNE!??? and ya’ll saw snow? As someone from the south that’s crazy to me. Does that mean I should pack warm clothes too? I’m planning on going next year maybe God willing
Yes it was June and there was snow 😆⛄️ Weather was all over the place, we had to pack for 4 seasons! Would highly recommend the start of June though the parks weren’t busy at all and all the baby wildlife was crazy 🐻
@@caileyandjason Sounds good, thanks!!
When did you visit Yellowstone? My wife and I will be visiting early july24
June 2023. Thank you for watching!
10 out of 10! Really enjoying this trip and looking forward to the next episode =) You are getting to see all the wildlife on this trip and the scenery is stunning! I have grown up calling creeks "cricks" so in my mind I was saying "Crawfish Crick" 😂
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You’ve should’ve yelled “Buffaloes” like in the Slot machines😂
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Do you guys have any family in Maui? So sad to see
We don’t, but it’s very sad to see the devastation from the wind and fire in Maui. Thanks for watching and checking in ❤️
We’ve loved this series so far! So sad to see the devastation in Maui. We hope you’re both ok.
Thanks for checking in Jodi ☺️❤️ We’re safe. We had some bad winds on Oahu from the hurricane, but that was it. Glad you’ve been enjoying the series 💪🏼
If you 2 ever get chased by a bear, just remember you only have to run faster than the person next to you to get away!
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That "baby grizzly" sleeping on the log was a full grown cinnamon black bear, I'm afraid.
We were very lucky to see a grizzly with three cubs after this 🤩🤩 although the cinnamon bear was incredible too 🐻
I stayed there last month while overlanding in my Jeep for a break. HONEST opinion: 2 out of 5 stars. I was unable to eat dinner in the restaurant (they told me I needed a few days prior reservation) when I paid $500.00 for 1 night. There is NO WiFi in the Lake Yellowstone Hotel. I had to break out my Starlink in my Jeep for wifi. People stopped by while I was using my Starlink and expressed their dissatisfaction with the Hotel. The bed was fluffy. Not worth it. I should've camped out instead.
Thanks for watching. Jeep on jeepin’ on
That was a black bear. They can be brown, black, grayish, white.
I think we wanted it to be a brown bear so bad 😆
@@caileyandjason least you got to see a grizzly though. And fairly close too.
Great video. I’ve watched several. Really enjoying your vlogs
The animals you thought were goats were bighorn sheep
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In French Teton is titties so you were right 😂
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Making fun of someone's accent when you're in a different country is pretty messed up because they are actually the ones without an accent it's you guys with an accent and would you like people to make fun of you when you're out of your country? I couldn't imagine being a tourist going to your country and then making fun of your accent, just blows my mind
This video was made in America by someone who was made in America.
Why in gods name would you pretend to shoot that gorgeous animal. Not funny.
Thanks for watching Betty. No animals were harmed during the production of this video
Maybe a little funny
Good Lord Ethel. No need to clutch your pearls and fall back on your fainting couch.
Get that stick off ur arse
You sound like such a European right now