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Thanks | Stand-Up Comedy by Mohd Suhel
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- Опубликовано: 4 май 2019
- Another fictional video.
Upcoming Shows: linktr.ee/suhe...
For enquiries or bookings: suhelbaz@gmail.com
Shot at Standup Labs (30th April 2019)
Special Thanks - Christopher Baretto, Ameya Deshpande
"Nobody is watching anybody watching nobody." - Mike Toreno
Translation:
So, a couple of days back I uploaded a video online. Did anyone watch it? No, right? I upload videos so that nobody watches them. I ask people from the audience at every show if they've watched my video and they always say no. Because the people who watch my video on RUclips never come to watch me perform live. That person has lost all faith in comedy.
I'm telling you I'm actually a poet. I'm doing comedy so that I can convert the comedy audience to poetry audience. When people watch me, they're like, "A poem would've been better than this."
So, I uploaded a video online to become famous. But, that did not happen. I mean, I uploaded my video and then I got 5000 views in 1 week. From those 5000, 4000 were mine. I kept refreshing to check the views but the RUclips algorithm doesn't understand this. They kept counting it as a view. So then I told my family about the video and asked them to watch it. So even they started refreshing to check the views. We're all watching the video amongst ourselves. It's not going anywhere.
Then later, it slowly got 1 million views. But it didn't have any impact on my life. The only difference is that before I used to get 4 abuses in a day and now I get 400 abuses in a day.
And each one of them is creative. I mean, one person has commented on my video saying, "Who gave the mic to this dildo with a moustache?" And that comment was still fine because it was related to the video.
Otherwise people comment anything.
People comment unrelated things on my video. Like, the other day, somebody commented, "Oye, I left the geyser on."
So then I replied to him, "Go, switch it off, it'll burst and you'll die and then you won't be able to comment again also.'
One person commented on my video saying, "My mom has asked me to get coriander, I'm going to get it. I'll watch the video after coming back." So you might as well comment later, you dumbfuck.
One person has commented saying, "This guy is wifey material." I didn't know the meaning of it so I researched and when I found out it's meaning, I got very offended. You guys didn't understand this, it's ok.
So, these comments were still fine because they weren't THAT negative. Look, the train is agreeing too. So, you'll keep hearing the train sound. I had a joke on this but I won't do it because I don't have the time.
So, negative comments were very unique. One person wrote,
"The death of Rajiv Gandhi is funnier than this."
"My cat is funnier than this"
"My geyser is funnier than this."
"Inzamam Ul Haq is funnier than this."
"Silence is funnier than this." It is. I just proved it.
So, one guy's comment was so good that I had to take a print out of it. I've got it.
"This guy has no talent, he just repeats the same thing again and again and again." x2
One guy got so angry at my video that he flagged it for child pornography.
One person started a petition to ban my video and that petition has more views than my video. I mean, people are watching my video and they're like, "Ya, ban this guy."
But you guys don't get serious. None of this is real. I made it all up. Only i have so much creativity. I was the one who wrote the coriander comment. Will you guys ever find a comedian who calls himself a 'dildo with a moustache?'
I mean it. This is not a print out. This is just my Communication Skills question paper. I had failed in this subject. Not because I didn't know what they were teaching but because I knew that what they were teaching was wrong. They were teaching 9th standard Grammar instead of Communication Skills.
I mean you know how they say, "don't talk to that guy"
"Why?"
"Because he doesn't know how to write an informal letter."
So, I had to make these fake comments because I cannot do the real comments at my shows because they're just downright sad. Like this one comment said, "Son, do whatever you want but Modi will be back in power in 2019."
Most of the comments were very stupid. Like, 80% of the comments on my video were from Bhopal. And all of them were, "is this guy from Bhopal?"
And every other comment is a reply to that - "Yes, this guy is from Bhopal"
And I'm not even from Bhopal. They're not even asking me. They're just deciding amongst themselves. "Are you from Bhopal?"
So I didn't understand how this happened. So I started reading my own comments and that's when I realised that in one of my jokes, I referenced to Chunnabhatti which is a place in Mumbai. Apparently, there is also a place in Bhopal called Chunnabhatti...(Full translation in link below)
Full Translation: drive.google.c...
He is so unfunny which is actually funny,😂 Thats where he uses his skills
Gujrat se ho kya? 😂😂
You should never have left sasuke
You're a silent hero, Itachi nee san. ❤️ 👍🏻
Even subtitles are more funnier then the video🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jatishchawla9846 wahi toh..... pigeons n all..like lol😂😂
I WATCHED HIS VIDEO TWICE
1ST TIME FOR HIM
2ND TIME FOR HIS SUBTITLES 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Kaya hai subtitles
@@vivektiwari838 are video pe jaa or settings open kr fr subtitles ka option hoga use krdio thk h...
Chl bro hv a nice day
a few wud get it. ☺️
I thought the captions were RUclips generated, I am dying laughing
😂🤣🤣🤣
He is the most intelligent Indian comedian who does everything so intelligently without actually writing a single joke.
Yes bro he one of the best and smartest comedian
Kya baat hai bhai taareef mei hi beizati kardi
Bro this is what our friends state "bakchodi" is💁😂
@@deveshmishra6254 yeah, but it is kind of difficult to do bakchodi in front of an audience and actually make them laugh.
Inshallah Bhaijaan 💚
He seems like a person with whom you'll enjoy smoking weed..
Anyone interested in wee. 🏞️
True😂
Lol
THis guy single-handedly proved Reverse Psychology
Wt is reverse psychology
Plz explain reverse psychology
@@rajubhujade2884 😂😂
@aditya thakur bhai bta reverse psychology kya h, m 1saal se wait kr ra hu tere reply ka,nhi btana tha to vese bol deta yaar,m google kr leta......ese suspense chorna zruri thodi tha
@@RikeshKumar-yb2rv He is using self pity to assert that he is so lame and making it believe though he is not. Saying as if he means it but its just comic content which is only laughable when you believe whatever he is saying is not true which he wants you to believe. Nothing he says is what he meant but the opposite.
This is comedic and creative genius. Trying to move away from generic mainstream comedy. Good self deprecating comedians are pretty rare.
Accurate bro 💯👌
😂👍❤️
I'm a pigeon , in love with a penguin 😂
I'm a pigeon named pigeon
@khadijah bari same here 😂
Ohh now I got your joke. When a non hindi speaker will watch this routine he will think you're telling a story and be confused why the audience is laughing on love story of pegion and penguin. 👏
This man is going to have a separate fan base !!!😂😂😂😂
Edit- Captions mei toh alag hi duniya chalri. 😂😂
No kidding, I was thinking the same thing!
Yup..i thins so
Exactly bro...
He already have and its growing day by day
True af 😂
Bro I was actually waiting for thanks. 😂
But you're too good 👍
Gurpreet Singh same here 😂😂
Bada hi harami hai bhai tu😂😂 keep coming with such content 👍
Thanks
Bro it's not thanks itsss TTHHHAANKKKSSSSS 😂🤣
@@shrutimodi6947 thanks Modi ji
He's SUBTLE GENIUS did anyone realize that .
Yup😂
Suhel is done comedy with no jokes.😂😂I don't see any comedian would do that❤️keep it up!!
He just made a new branch of comedy... New type of comedy... I think you gonna be a bigger star... Legend... Respect
New branch but it's just annoying now
@@eternaleffect2499 it depends which time you are seeing him...
legend respect.... yes that's funny...
Really great talent . there must be salutation for this guy. Godgifted .
I literally checked my phone during the blackout of my screen..
I thought why my phone switched off even then it had 90% of charge
I got the joke instantly because of that "this guy repeats the same joke again and again" one.
i do...isko indian inteligancy me hona chahiye sale sabko c. Bana sakta hee ye bohat mst he bhai
CAUTION: Either read the subtitles on mute or ignore them while listening. Never try to do both simultaneously.
Actually me hamesha se transcript se alag se pdhta tha ....
But i guess i should try
To do both simultaneously
Anybody noticed the subtitles??
There's no clue.....🤷
Mute krke dekh... Sab relatable lagega
@@vickyplzz8211 bhai🙏🙏😂😂
The level of sarcasm and irony in this guys comedy is extraordinary.
P S :from bhopal😉
Chunabhatti sach me ek jagah he kya? 🤨
@@nikhil3urjnot hn bhai 😂
@@shubhanshu_goyal ohh thx✌️
Bhopal wale mast sarcastic jokes samjte h yarr
Watch subtitles 🤣🤣🤣
Subtitles have separate fan base..😂😂🤣
video:-comedy
subtitles:-poetry
lol
i am confused that should i listen to his standup or read subtitles
Seriously I was waiting for you to say thenksss😂😂......
Thanks
Thaaaankss :(
Ohhh....
Thaaaankssss....😁
Kis kisko beech mei bura laga iske liye jab audience react nhi kar rhi thi 😂?
Ep 4 bohot baap tha vaise!!Can't wait for the 5th one
Isse cringe kehte hai
@@anig9375 beta dank humour h uska agr tere samjh ke nhi h toh rhne de
Me too
When it's good .it doesn't matter
no one
literally no one
the captions: let me tell you a story about pigeons
Just switch on the subtitles and watch. 😂
He's a genius!
This why you should never choose engineering in India 😂it makes you crazy or it turns you into a thing that even you won't understand 😂
Correct😂😂😂
You are right. Bro....🙏🙏🙏
If engineering don't exist whole country would collapse and India will vanish.
@@AkshardhamNewDelhi Don't know about engineering but your sense of humor surely doesn't exist.
If you think this guys an amateur...turn on the captions😂😂 brilliant man!!! 🔥🔥🔥
Varun Cornelio This comment needs to be pinned, everyone should read the captions 🔥
Actually,When the video started, I immediately went and on the caption .
Ikr... He does it everytime😂😂😂
A whole different story going on in the captions😂😂😂
I can't believe I just wasted 10 minutes to read the captions just because of your stupid comment.
This guy can make jokes 5 times faster than others
Everyone should watch his video twice
First I read the subtitles 🤣
Arey Bhai "how one can make so much laugh without telling a single joke" u r awesome😂😂😂
N really i was waiting for 9 min. Ki thanks kb bolega be ye😂😂😂
Hiii
He revel the secret of comedy writing, he is great writer
First watch the whole video and then just read the subtitles. Genius 😂
"Thanks" nhi bola😂😂😂
What a clickbait🙊🔥
Last part me wahi to wo bola
I don't understand if he's dumb or those 166 people who liked the comment.
@@thrinathamovva7429 lol what do u think?
@Rajat
Akhand chutiya ladke ho tum
I want to become riksha driver so my kid can crack IAS
nilspin 😂😂😂
Mood
ooof
When you watch Bollywood movies smoking weed!
Uske liye UP/Bihar Ka residential certificate Chahiye dost😁😂
Must be the best guy to hang out with...
keep it up !
your different angle to make comedy is such Triangle 😂😂😂😂
You are seriously one of the most creative comedians out there man 😂😂
If you turn on captions, this video becomes 10x funnier
I love penguins
@@AyushPatel-ng5kr ❤️
Agreed
😂😂
@@AyushPatel-ng5kr it means u r that pigeon 🤟 Case solved 😂😂
Is he in depression ....He talks like Billie Eilish
On point 😂
Haan wo Bhopal se hai
Yessir
Mtlb koi depressed hoga to Billie Eilish ki tarah bolega
dude the subtitles are so funny 😂
Creativity man😍😍
2 acts in one video😂(captions)
Yeah I watched twice
Bhai sabse important sawaal
Kya hum Sab chutiye hen?
Answer is in ur comment's last word
I thought so 😂😂
Sai khel liye bhai 😂😂😂
Hai ya nhi pta nhi ...mgr bn jaroor gye Bhai 😂😂😂
😂
u just blow my mind brother, seems like I watched some sci-fi short comedy movie 🍿❤️👍🏻
What a creative mind he has!!!
*Subtitles awesome story*
Thirsty Crow was never thirsty
Pigeon, Penguin, Crow, Peacock.......,😂😂😂😂
Dude....You just extra mature .... Creativity 100....Love you bro...
Honestly you are an unique comedian...laughed after so long❤️❤️❤️
One video and one story..in a single time frame
Means everyone will watch twice
Double views+ double watched time... genius
Bhai ye caption kya aa rhe hai😂😂😂😂 kiski love story chl rhi hai
Pegion aur penguin ka😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@GodGurdjieff to tum bhi meri tarha story parhe!!!🎃🎃
😂😂
@@sumitchakraborty723 ham bhi
Kyu ki kaam dhanda nai tha na
@@najmasultana3736 🤣😂😂
I really thought mera phone band ho gaya hai .. jab pause hua black screen aae 😁.. too good man .. ur style n way of comedy is unique ..👍
Maine lock Karke unlock Kiya. To pata chala mobile to chal rha h
Imagine 950k people getting trolled by him
I used to find videos by their like but i think your videos are lot better than comedians with many views
Every small things are hilarious
Like the unrelated subtitles you use
Keep it up bro.. ❤️
This guy is waifu material 🤣🤣🤣
You should watch his video twice. Once without subtitles and again with subtitles.
Like why he do this to us??
I loved the way he used the subtitles for different story
Damn dude, it was an experience
😍
At your humor level you must say at the end " Don't subscribe this channel so you don't get notifications". Anyways, dark,dead pan and dry houmor at its best👌👍👍
How to get watch time?
Say something else and give different subtitles.
So people watch the video twice.
LIFEHACKER
But it is already buffered. It won't be counted!
Lols
Bc mujhe laga phone me kuch problem h to mene 2 3 mnt ke baad subtitles off kar dye 😂😂😂
This is art and you my friend are a true artist..... Loved your set.
ayo thank you for the shout out at the beginning bro appreciate that
oye!! mere ghar mei ac on hai to mei band krke aata hoon fir dhania loonga then aake ye comment krunga!
@Karan Talwar Rukja thoda dhaniya le raha hoga.
Akke reply dega.
Hmmm😁
@Karan Talwar no shit , Sherlock
🤣🤣
Bhai mere phone Ka recharge Karde fir comment kariyo
Perfect 10.
Each punchline worked.
Kudos.
These guy is next level
Kudos to you broo
Even subtitles are more funnier then the video🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:10 OMG the subtitle game is lit 😂
Watched twice, Once with subtitles & once without subtitles😂😂😂🙏
Did the same thing 🤣
Thenks
Awesome quite fabulous lovely 😊
Masha Allah tabarakallah
Man this guy is awesome! 😂😂
Perhaps the most creatively crafted content I've seen in a while. Never stop what your'e doing bruh. You'll have a lot of haters but a unique and tasteful fanbase. Got a feeling you're gonna be real big someday. Cheers!
*But pigeons are not allowed to love someone other than pigeons* 4:00 🤣🤣🤣👍
I must say ..u r effortlessly funny😂🔥❤️
Man..! This guy is smart..! He always puts different subtitles so that people have to watch the video twice which would double his views..!😂🤣
I was literally waiting for the word 'Thanks' ...😂
Me sirf yahi word sune ke liye vedio lagaya .. but bhai me to.... Btw Thanks ( uski sound me )
Ya..Seriously..!!! I was searching for exactly this cmnt... 😂😂😂. His voice, and thanks both are hilarious.😂😂😂
Video Ek Tarf
subtitle Ek Tarf
💓
Genius bro ! I actually thought my phone got hanged !!
Okay so here's my thought ! I just started watching the video ! I usually turn off the caption but the 1st line clicked something in me ! I really loved the fact there is 2 parallel things happening in the video, one which is obviously the stand up and other one is the story of the pigeon. I was so into it, I really expected a different ending ! But it's damn god yaar ! ❤️ Loved it ❤️
I subscribed you and suddenly your video got blanked and i literally thought that something is wrong with my phone 😂😂😂
😂 😂 I always play for your twice ek baar fir audio 2nd time for subtitles 🔥 ❤️❤️❤️
same😂
Bhai u are talented... Punch delivery timing all good and the way u stay stupid between jokes gives u your unique style
Dear im so glad to have found you…i really love your voice and your personality. ❤️
Subtitles are on weed here😂😂😂
The guts & balls of this guy 💣 only he can pull off this kind of jokes🤙
wow bro your sense of humour is another level !
Sbsee mastt haii❤️❤️❤️❤️
This guy is damn good when it comes to getting views. You've to watch this video twice.. once for the actual content and other for its captions cz you can't watch both without ruining the enjoyment from other. Genius. :-)
2-3 din hO gye bhai, tatti ni aari..
Standup comedy kara kar tu bhi
Stage pr hagega
Sariya daal k dekh gaand me kya pta baat bn jaaye
Hilale
@@kafam9089 hahaha hahaha ha rofl
bhai paan ki dandi pichuware me dal ke de,
ya kisi ko bol city bjaye... ye kaam krega try kr
Superb, amazing nice punch....delhi ki bhasha ne Zehar bilkul
Maine sach me Thanks k liye hi pura video dekha 😆😆😆😆😆😆
I really love this guy!
U have a very unique voice n style to express urself.. u jst need some good content suhel bhai .. Love from a very small town of Bihar.. big fan of ur comic timing... D way u take a pause n deliver the joke... It's amazing bro. I have watched ur videos so many times n never felt bore of it. Suhel Bhai Mai Tum me aane WALEY Wakt Ka zakir khan Dekh skta Hun. insha'Allah bhot success milegi apko
WTH, 😂😂 I'm listening the jokes and reading the subtitles 😂😂 SO DARN GOOD 😂😂
Keep going .... You'll definitely come out as great stand up comedian.... 🌸
But thenks toh bol dete ... Ek baar 😅
Waited for thanks entire video......😂😂😂😅
@Mohd Suhel I can relate with u bro really love Ur work, love from Bangalore ❤️🤗
He proved comedy don't need facial expressions 🤣🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️✌️
This guy is darkly underated comedian
Kamse Kam ending mein toh thenks boldeta!! Bhak, mood off kar diya. Main Dhaniya khareedne Jaa Raha hoon.
Next video mein thenks bolna. Sabzi Mandi se wapas Aakar dekhunga. Bye, I gotta go, dhaniya bik jaayegi
Bro , complimentary dhaniya aur lena dhaniya ke saath.
Online mangale😂
Dekhna dhaniya k jgh pudina na le ana
Nice bro....i am sharing this to all my friends
Bhai tum lit ho... logo ko samajh aaye nahi aaye mujhe nahi pata but, tumhare jokes ne mera taste badal diya hai. Lots of Love and Good wishes from Ahmedabad, Gujarat.
I just love this💙