Hi Jake, you prob won't see this but if you do I'd like to say that things have been a lil stressful for me and watching your videos keep me away from it all. I love your content man, and it's helped me out often. ❤
6:17 looks like A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 12th of April, 2009, is the day before this young man's birthday.
Jake, you gotta play more puzzle games. One i liked was that "there is no game." Just a suggestion so you dont have to. But it has a good story, and it is a pretty interesting game. Or just any puzzle game. It is entertaining to see you think.
bro just a quick tip (also uppercase words you should keep in your mind) lobsters are cold blooded witch means that they don't fell pain on the other hand cat are hot blooded (and they fricking DON'T have 9 lives that ONLY counts with falling ONLY) so that's why most people didn't agree with you. have a great day
11:30 I cried after seeing what he did, cats r the comfort to my life even if it's a cat I don't know it's just good to know that I'll eventually encounter them on day to cuddle and pet them. But WHYYYYYY THE CAT BRO WHYYY 😭
IT HAS 8 MORE AND IT IS A CAT LOBSTERS ARE IMPORTANT BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZING AND THERE ARE LITERALLY 5 LOBSTERS AND ONLY ONE CAT WITH 9 LIVES YOU PROB DON'T HAVE A HEART FOR OTHER ANIMALS THAN JUST FOR A CAT. WHY WOULD ANYONE KILL THE CUTE AND CRAZY LOBBBSTEEEERSSS!??!?!!?
14:51 I'm a reincarnated bean? Also i just wanted to let you know that while my channel was kinda going down hill you were a huge inspiration and because of that, in five or six short months i have reached 250 subs! Thanks so much and keep up the great content!
Jake, the U.S. Militaries spending is so high not just because of all the jets and tanks and stuff, but yearly they spend millions on Viagra for soldiers because a lot of male soldiers kill themselves due to depression, so, the Military helps them get laid.
45 minutes of watching a 28 year old boomer who reffers to himself as the memedaddy have the hardest time playing simple internet games 10 outta 10 in my opinion
0:17 OK hear me out, You should really try playing The Stanley Parable. It's really funny and it would make a really good video especially if you are playing it. It's probably one of the funniest games I've ever played :D
5:05 I actually did the math on this. From the earth’s rotation, if you weighed 170 pounds, you would feel 5 pounds lighter at the equator. It’s that small.
Jake valley seems like an interesting place. The very loud and numerous children playing next to the hospital with an active volcano nearby. At the ocean forest while a crime scene is being investigated, nearby a guy cutting down some trees while audibly playing some nice lo-fi while the entire region is under nuclear threat. What a nice place! Would visit for a weekly vacation. Only annoyance would probably be the active highways.
30:42 You're not that far off Jake. When Christopher Colombus sailed over to the Americas, he saw what experts believe to be a manatee, and, mistaking it for a mermaid, he noted that they were “not half as beautiful as they are painted.” So you're not the only one who thinks manatees look like some weird human-in-a-costume thing.
jakey, you make my day. i literally had a whole meltdown before you posted this and when you did i got so happy it just took my mind off things. You gotta be the funniest person i have seen❤❤
39:47 bro! This man is famous and hasn’t been in the news but me, I’m just a stupid 8th grader and I’ve been in the news twice!😂 this got me rolling on the floor laughing!😂
Definitely on the list! Finally getting settled here in Idaho, finishing my stream room was a big step I had to make! Next I’m just trying to get stable enough internet to be able to stream!
Yo Meme Daddy! Have you played Undertale/Deltarune before? Idk if you do game suggestions, but you should definitely check it out if you haven't. I won't spoil it too much, but it has some of the best music and story writing of any videogame possibly ever, but I'll let you decide if you haven't played it yet.
Ngl, I love Costco, and my mom, who always goes to Costco flipped out after I told her you work there, also, I love your videos, and how clean you are!
30:37 Jake, for reference, 1 meter=3 foot and 3 inches. Just so you know (its probably way more specific than just 3 inches but im too lazy to write all of that down)
5:12 because of the centrifugal force of the earth spinning, the equator bulges out about 27 miles compared to the poles, and because your farther away from the center of the earth, if you weighed yourself at the pole and at the equator you would weigh 0.4% less. If you weigh 120 lbs at the pole, you would weigh 119.52 at the equator
Yooooo jakey what volcano did you see? I also went to Guatemala, climbed a volcano, and saw lava come out of another one and I’ve never met anyone else who’s been to Guatemala!
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Jake, you have officially lost your sanity. You're doing great.
Free Internet Games That Lower My Sanity
@@Jonkertonironic 😂
I don’t know how to use words
Jonker ton =2 likes 💀
They’ve just become simple to create, not play:)
Thx for the pin :)
i’ve got a good feeling simple online games, aren’t very simple anymore.
Petition for jankylanky and jakerton to do. Collab click here
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the password game: 👀
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Yo.
@IonRuby Someone is angry at english.
There’s a sigh of relief and a good feeling when jake posts a video, really brightens my day
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Hi Jake, you prob won't see this but if you do I'd like to say that things have been a lil stressful for me and watching your videos keep me away from it all. I love your content man, and it's helped me out often. ❤
That’s what I’m here for! You got this though don’t give up! 💪
Thanks! 💜
NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT? 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯
@@SLD69NEVER GIVE UPP
@@Jonkertonyou do feel gravity more at the equator
I’ve got to say, you’re genuinely so funny! Your videos always get me laughing bc of your hilarious commentary
I appreciate you!
@@Jonkerton continue making hilarious content my dude 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️
his commentary is fake yet funny
I think the more that Jake uploads the more sane he gets😂
6:17 looks like A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 12th of April, 2009, is the day before this young man's birthday.
Should've made this a whole saga.
Michael. B. Jordan.
Jake, you gotta play more puzzle games. One i liked was that "there is no game." Just a suggestion so you dont have to. But it has a good story, and it is a pretty interesting game. Or just any puzzle game. It is entertaining to see you think.
bro just a quick tip (also uppercase words you should keep in your mind) lobsters are cold blooded witch means that they don't fell pain on the other hand cat are hot blooded (and they fricking DON'T have 9 lives that ONLY counts with falling ONLY) so that's why most people didn't agree with you. have a great day
11:30
I cried after seeing what he did, cats r the comfort to my life even if it's a cat I don't know it's just good to know that I'll eventually encounter them on day to cuddle and pet them. But WHYYYYYY THE CAT BRO WHYYY 😭
IT HAS 8 MORE AND IT IS A CAT LOBSTERS ARE IMPORTANT BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZING AND THERE ARE LITERALLY 5 LOBSTERS AND ONLY ONE CAT WITH 9 LIVES YOU PROB DON'T HAVE A HEART FOR OTHER ANIMALS THAN JUST FOR A CAT. WHY WOULD ANYONE KILL THE CUTE AND CRAZY LOBBBSTEEEERSSS!??!?!!?
@@janngronewold2500yeah, the cat can get ran over 7 more times and still have 1 life.
I love every animal but i think dogs are better than cats cause im allergic to cats
@@DirtyJ-fortnitemaster123 my dad's allergic to cats, cats r my fav animal but dogs r nice too :3
Just realizing, fish in the challenger deep be like, “Nah, bro. You’re saying that if you go high enough, the water just *_stops?!”_*
This video was so funny 😂 keep up the amazing work Jakey! And will there be a golf channel 👀?
11:26 ok we're done Jake
Should Jake play Gorilla Tag?
Yes I think that would be funny
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Omg
Yes
Yes
Hey jake! Just wanted to say tomorrows my b-day! This vid is awsome and thanks for making my day 10 times better!!
Thanks for making me laugh today Jake, I really needed it! Stay awesome man❤
14:51 I'm a reincarnated bean? Also i just wanted to let you know that while my channel was kinda going down hill you were a huge inspiration and because of that, in five or six short months i have reached 250 subs! Thanks so much and keep up the great content!
I already know by looking at the thumbnail and title I'm going to hear a lot of yelling 😂 Keep it up Jakey!
Jake, the U.S. Militaries spending is so high not just because of all the jets and tanks and stuff, but yearly they spend millions on Viagra for soldiers because a lot of male soldiers kill themselves due to depression, so, the Military helps them get laid.
love how he put 480p for the android logo but didnt put a dead battery for apple
Bhahhaha fr 😂
"What's wrong with people, The cat has eight more" - Jake, my favorite part
45 minutes of watching a 28 year old boomer who reffers to himself as the memedaddy have the hardest time playing simple internet games 10 outta 10 in my opinion
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46 minutes
JAKEY PLEASE PLAY CUPHEAD. IT WOULD LITERALLY MAKE ME SOOOO HAPPY IF MY FAVOURITE STREAMER PLAYED MY FAVOURITE GAME. anyways love from germany 🇩🇪!
This man never disapoints good job man love the video
Bro I love your vids, it is hilarious to watch your reactions and hear your stories. Keep up the good work!
Preston from big games be on the top revenue at 500 million an hour💀😭✋️
0:17 OK hear me out, You should really try playing The Stanley Parable. It's really funny and it would make a really good video especially if you are playing it. It's probably one of the funniest games I've ever played :D
It's actually very good
@@CloCk-rr2xz yeah I freaking love the Stanley Parable
5:05 I actually did the math on this. From the earth’s rotation, if you weighed 170 pounds, you would feel 5 pounds lighter at the equator. It’s that small.
Haha, thats a funny thing, asteroid launching simulator. Thank god its not real.
What is that in the sky
Bro really put 480 p for Android when there 10x better than iphones
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11:29 cats only have one life bro 💀
32:03 Reginald! The natural enemy of the blue lobster (aka Jacob)
30:31 this was a school project back in 8th grade for science
Bro is an absolute menace in the trolley game
Glad i found this comment
19:27
Man, even my budget Samsung phone can record in 1080p even though the screen is 720p
Jakey when are you going to go live again!? We need to see more back rooms! Love your vids!
Trying to get stable enough internet to do that! Hopefully soon!
I got 97.8 but I didn’t know that it doesn’t save when you leave the game. I did get a screenshot of 96.6 though. Love the new content :)
I love the how deep the Jonkerton Cosco lore goes
"is kelp alive?" EVERY PLANT IS ALIVE, YOU LEARN THIS IN 4TH GRADE 😭😭😭
You couldn’t pull the lever if your tied down on a track.
I'm sick right now and ive been sad because my birthdays tommorrow and just seeing a jakerton video cheered me up immediately
He didnt disrespect andreid like that when there are android phones that are better then apple phones 💀
“What do you mean it’s a cat it’s got 8 more” 😂😂😂
6:20 how dare you do this to my kingdom
Hey Jake love the new background looks awesome 👏🏻
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18:20 bro he didn't see the color pallette☠☠
Jake you should make a public Minecraft server or a Minecraft server series with yr friends
Jake valley seems like an interesting place. The very loud and numerous children playing next to the hospital with an active volcano nearby. At the ocean forest while a crime scene is being investigated, nearby a guy cutting down some trees while audibly playing some nice lo-fi while the entire region is under nuclear threat. What a nice place! Would visit for a weekly vacation. Only annoyance would probably be the active highways.
13:28 big brain I couldn’t think of that 😂
You the best Jake, love watching your videos. Feels like being with my brother.
jake, last video i commented that i had ibs and that i had just had taco bell. the plumber comes tmr at 4.
3:19 As someone who is obsessed with planes, and has a love for the raptor, this made me snap my neck over to the screen.
trolley problem: pull the lever twice so both sides get ran over
RIP Jake did anyone tell him the circle record is 98.4%
Why did he do nothing to kill 5 people and save a random person yet didn’t save his best friend.
0:18 I would love to watch you play “Design the Next iPhone”, “Earth Reviews”, “Let’s settle this”, and/or “Spend Bill Gates Money”
"Draw the android logo ok"
*proceeds to write 480p lol* 😂😂😂💀💀
I WAS REALLY WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO I WILL WATCH IT SO MANY TIMES THANKS MEME DADDY 😅😂❤
THANKS A LOT JAKE FOR SHOOTING A METEOR IN MIAMI FL AND LETTING IT REACH TO GA. I can see the light already 👼
Can you make a setup tour, Please. I want to see the mancave! tysm for everything, you are the best creator.
Next vid is gonna be rating your gaming setups and then I’ll follow that up with a setup tour!
@@Jonkerton That will be sick, Keep up the grind! Love you man!
4:31 people who major chemistry 😢
I love how this man is losing the tiniest bit of sanity over a fugging game about stacking 4 rocks
30:42
You're not that far off Jake. When Christopher Colombus sailed over to the Americas, he saw what experts believe to be a manatee, and, mistaking it for a mermaid, he noted that they were “not half as beautiful as they are painted.” So you're not the only one who thinks manatees look like some weird human-in-a-costume thing.
9:52 I would pretend I’m sleeping
It’s always a good day when you post a vid love you jake ❤❤❤ Meme on I’ll be there with ya❤
How did you predict X in the thumbnail😭
When Jake does games:
I was working on a Lego set and I was super frustrated about it until you uploaded you make my days better jakerton
“What the hell is a meter?” Crazyest quote of the 2000s
jakey, you make my day. i literally had a whole meltdown before you posted this and when you did i got so happy it just took my mind off things.
You gotta be the funniest person i have seen❤❤
Yessss more Jake! By far jakerton is the of all time
Thank you Jake for this scrumptious upload they always make my day 😄
A very delicious video
4:29 bro dont tell me you dont know Avogadros number 💀
39:47 bro! This man is famous and hasn’t been in the news but me, I’m just a stupid 8th grader and I’ve been in the news twice!😂 this got me rolling on the floor laughing!😂
I saw the title and immediately said "no you can't"
9:51 i would pretend im shleeping like zZzZzZz
YOU SHOULD PLAY ROBLOX HORROR GAMES Btw every time I see you post I get excited and watch all the videos on both channels keep up the good work Jake!
Prob apeiorophobia or the tru backrooms
@@CloCk-rr2xz yes those are so fun also the mimic would be funny specifically jealousy chapter 2
Hey Jake!
I think it would be cool if you played escape the backrooms again at some point, as the game dev is adding many new levels to it
Definitely on the list! Finally getting settled here in Idaho, finishing my stream room was a big step I had to make! Next I’m just trying to get stable enough internet to be able to stream!
10:27 well, your tied down so you can’t pull it in the first place💀💀💀💀
Bro just did a whole ted talk 10:39
You should do “design the next iPhone”. In my opinion the best game on the site.
"vaporization feels quick and easy" brother trust me, you won't feel a thing
It's always a good day when jakerton posts
Yo Meme Daddy! Have you played Undertale/Deltarune before? Idk if you do game suggestions, but you should definitely check it out if you haven't. I won't spoil it too much, but it has some of the best music and story writing of any videogame possibly ever, but I'll let you decide if you haven't played it yet.
I'm an entertainer as well and I also dress up in those massive suits, I'm literally a walking microwave man😂
At the start i got scared because you haven't been blue lobstered for a while and i thought Reginald the Japanese spider crab would get you
Ngl, I love Costco, and my mom, who always goes to Costco flipped out after I told her you work there, also, I love your videos, and how clean you are!
Ah yes my favorite online game. Seeing other people making more money then you ever will. 😢
Why are you taking the trolley game so seriously? Its a game. YOU AIN'T GONNA GO TO JAIL.
30:37 Jake, for reference, 1 meter=3 foot and 3 inches. Just so you know (its probably way more specific than just 3 inches but im too lazy to write all of that down)
They’re wrong about speed being relative. Rotary motion is absolute.
"Speed, nice and slow, just 1000 miles per hour." -Jakerton
19:24 lol😂
5:12 because of the centrifugal force of the earth spinning, the equator bulges out about 27 miles compared to the poles, and because your farther away from the center of the earth, if you weighed yourself at the pole and at the equator you would weigh 0.4% less. If you weigh 120 lbs at the pole, you would weigh 119.52 at the equator
I saw someone get a 98.7% on the circle game
45:51 Sure I did!
Since it caught my attention, I got a medium-sized circle by 98.1%
PS : The "Legendary circle"
Yooooo jakey what volcano did you see? I also went to Guatemala, climbed a volcano, and saw lava come out of another one and I’ve never met anyone else who’s been to Guatemala!
I was in Antigua idk which volcano it was!
its cannon.
beanz is officially jakertons child
10:41 how do you pull the lever while you’re tied down?