Still *_to this day_* I would say that Arin just casually dropping "It's Yoda after he, like, retires from The Force..." (5:42) is the funniest thing he's ever said. I literally almost choked and died from laughing so hard.
This is legit the funniest GG episode in a long time, I swear, before a Joke Yoda moment, I could hear the gears in Arin's head turning and would just instinctively laugh because I knew it would piss off Dan a little every time.
Joke Yoda is genius... It works in so many ways First of all, it's a silly concept that Yoda from Star Wars is telling jokes at all. Second of all, you get to hear a joke. Funny or not, who doesn't love a good - or bad - pun? Also, it's an AMAZINGLY goofy sounding voice that hits you in a primal way you just can't help but laugh at. After enough jokes, the punchlines don't even matter. It's funny that he's still going. Just as we get concerned that it might get old, we are repeatedly surprised by how ways he can deliver the line "MMMM! Funny joke!!!" Getting progressively more manic sounding over time. The catchphrase "MMMM! Funny joke!" becomes an expected staple. Just like Rodney Dangerfield. No matter how many awesome jokes he pulls out of his arsenal, the hugest applause breaks come from when he whips out "I tell ya, I get no respect, no respect at all!" And to top it all off, we get the sadistic pleasure of knowing that he's annoying as shit, driving our friends insane.
+Blucham I think a big thing that makes it funny is Dan's response. Comedy duos don't just need punchlines, they also need good reactions. I don't know if it was just his frustration at the game seeping through but if it wasn't there I'm sure the bit would have gotten old just like the others. But the fact that there's actually substance behind the voice doesn't hurt either
+魔法野耳子（Magical Mimi） the contrast between Arins silly yoda jokes and Dan's increasing despair was just perfect! It makes it soooo much more funny especially at 12:45 at the peak :P
+Xanatos We get Sad Hoshi to watch Funny Yoda perform. Every joke, Hoshi just gets sadder, sighing and looking away. But Yoda doesn't like that he's not laughing and gets more in-his-face with every unsuccessful joke.
the very last thing you will hear before the universe explodes "What do you call an audience that DOESNT LAUGH AT MY FUNEEEEEEE JOKES????" "ded" "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM- *muffled by the sound of a massive explosion"
Dan: "This is it for this episode. I can't take it any more." Arin: "ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉ" D: "Not a funny joke. I'm totally for serious." *dies five seconds later* A: "ₘₘₘₘₘₘmmmMMM" D: "Maybe just one more." A: "Heeheehee 😄"
***** Yap, I am! For the sake of the conversation I answer You in english to avoid complaining about the fact we're speaking "Italian". By the way..yes that's might be a reason. Plus Dan's laugh is so contagious I can't resist
Aj Basirico Pricks are everywhere, I think it's not a matter of "foreign people" but just a matter of knowing that respect has also to be ""In the internet"" and that's what people forget everytime Btw thank you :D
+Casey Cattron It's less the jokes themselves and more the delivery. They would suck if you just told them, but imagining Yoda telling them to an irate Dan makes it hilarious.
These dudes are hilarious, it actually seems Yoda is sitting right there laughing at his own bad jokes - I need more Yoda telling bad jokes, like Christopher Walken needs more cowbell, LOL +subscription
+Hub Yep, just stumbled across this yesterday, and these guys seem pretty damn cool and I see a lot of complete play-thoughs. And yep, looks like plenty of good times to enjoy, LOL
There was a mass shooting 49 innocents + the shooter. Claimed to support ISIS or something along those lines. Managed to wound an additional 50 some odd people.
Spencer Blevins Too bad we don't have a president who wont do something about it, and the people who are running for president now will, but are crap leaders and will just make it worse.
oh *BLUSH*, you watch my old baking vids?? they are old and require... ah... patience to watch, lol. Thank you, I am touched. yeah Dan you got my name right the first time, well done :D pretty sure all Imogens prefer their name to be pronounced "Immer-jen", at least in my experience!
So today during my health period we had a sub who is really chill and has a kid who goes to my school. We ended up having a safe sex video to watch but the entire time three guys in my class had just been making shadow puppets. Now here is the best part. At one point the one guy said that his looked like Yoda and I had just been binging you guys for about a week and so I said "funny joke" in the Yoda voice and then they made the "toYODA" and "Cannoli" jokes so I fell out of my chair laughing as the orevious week I knew the one watched you guys because he had a shirt and so I felt it was fitting. Then at the end of the period that started singing some songs. One was Take On Me and the other was Never Gonna Give You Up and the history teacher in the next room opened the door connecting them and had said that he should enter the talent show next yeear for inpressions. It honestly made my shitty day so much better.
thank you arin and dan for bringing a little laughter into a really stressful part of my life. when i'm having a bad day, i just start watching your videos and they make me laugh, and forget for a while. you both seem like genuinely sweet guys, and i love seeing all the new material you guys come up with.
omfg, that's why it was super green. I had one last week and I was wondering why I had a super green poop. Never made the connection. The burger itself was good but I went there late at night so it wasn't not very warm at all
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Dan - *trying to cope with himself while trying to beat a Mario level*
Arin - F U N N Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y J O K E
MMMMMMM
MMMMMH FUNNY JOKE AAH
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
FUNNNYYYYY JOKE
F U N N Y J O K E
M m M m M
Also Arin: F*cked up you did
this vid is just dan crumbling and begging god to let him pass while arin does a yoda impression. it's pretty great.
FFUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYEYEYEYEYEYYYYY JOOKEEE!
Just a Random astromech eevgvvvvvvvvvgvgvgvvvvfvfffffvfffffff is the day you get to work on your free d we feed green
FUNNY JOKE
You’re so right
Mmmmmmmmmmmm! FUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY! JOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEE!
The dead, resigned voice that Dan has every time he says "what's that, Yoda." had me in freaking tears.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one😂😂😂
"When Yoda retired from the Force..."
Han: That's not how the Force works!
Hmmmmmmmmm
FUNNY JOKE
Verde the Star Warrior buddy, you don’t retire from the force... the force retires you, lul
Jevil The Jester
JEVIL! STOP DENYING MY REQUEST AND FIGHT MEEEE
Irony is that Han doesn't believe in the force
[Growls like a cold Wookiee.]
I thought Joke Yoda was going to be a comedian who would always tell the punchline before the setup and thus was largely unsuccessful.
That actually makes more sense.
+Tyler Skardell Right?!
to cross the road, the chicken went
+Matt V It's so horrible that it is amazing.
Matt V
Different strokes I guess.
I swear to god the, 'HHMMMMMM. FUNNY JOKE' is making me lose it 10x more than the actual joke itself.
I know, right? It's too much!
+Emz0224 Especially because Arin was cracking up so much and could barely even deliver the line most of the time. This episode was hilarious.
Add the fact that Danny can't even deal with this shit and it's just making me lose it!
+Emz0224 what do you call a Chewbacca's paper friend? HAN FOLDO!!!!!!!! what do you call luke's paper dad? DARTH PAPER!!!!!!!!FUNNY JOKE!!!
+Emz0224 i choked on my water while watching his jokes XD
What is a jedi's favorite alcoholic drink?
qui gon GIN.
*MMMMMMM-*
FUNNY JOCK
+rbmadd Oh my God :D Your avatar is perfect for that *MMMMMMM-*
what's that smell? has someone been drinking gin? it's 10 in the fucking morning
+rbmadd FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
+rbmadd FUNNEEEE JOKKKEEE
5:16 So this is where the fun begins
Razor’s Edge Gaming hah lul
Thanks but i just got to the time stamp when i saw this
Nice
Thank you
Arin's Yoda voice sounds like if the Cookie Monster ate Kermit.
+SpexGuy1118 or if fozzie bear had strep throat
+SpexGuy1118 It sounds like Grover.
+SpexGuy1118 It's very muppety. But I like it for some reason. I guess it works well for telling terrible jokes.
+Narwail The actual Yoda sounds quite a bit like Grover, actually. Though that's because they were both performed by Frank Oz.
+SpexGuy1118 cookie monster with a frog in his throat?
Dan: "Alright, There we go-"
*DIES*
Dan: *Deep Breath.*
-Skyler Things- deep breath MMMMMMMMMMMRRR
RRHHHHHH FFFFUUUNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY JOKE!!!!
12:01 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'd give my soul for an entire animated series of Arin telling dad jokes as yoda
But like an entire hour of it
Yeeeessss
Brilliant. It's in my top 5 favourite jokes from Game Grumps' let's plays.
They’re not called “dad jokes”, they’re called puns.
Still *_to this day_* I would say that Arin just casually dropping "It's Yoda after he, like, retires from The Force..." (5:42) is the funniest thing he's ever said. I literally almost choked and died from laughing so hard.
It’s made a thousand times better by Danny saying “he’s not a policeman”
If Han Solo were there, he would’ve said “That’s not how the Force works.
You are so right for this
This is legit the funniest GG episode in a long time, I swear, before a Joke Yoda moment, I could hear the gears in Arin's head turning and would just instinctively laugh because I knew it would piss off Dan a little every time.
Every time he giggled and grew silent you knew xD
arin: ................................ mrM--
danny: *stop*
To this day, it's one of my favorite episodes
This episode is hilarious but brutal, because you can hear Danny slowly breaking.
Joke Yoda is genius... It works in so many ways
First of all, it's a silly concept that Yoda from Star Wars is telling jokes at all.
Second of all, you get to hear a joke. Funny or not, who doesn't love a good - or bad - pun?
Also, it's an AMAZINGLY goofy sounding voice that hits you in a primal way you just can't help but laugh at.
After enough jokes, the punchlines don't even matter. It's funny that he's still going. Just as we get concerned that it might get old, we are repeatedly surprised by how ways he can deliver the line "MMMM! Funny joke!!!" Getting progressively more manic sounding over time.
The catchphrase "MMMM! Funny joke!" becomes an expected staple. Just like Rodney Dangerfield. No matter how many awesome jokes he pulls out of his arsenal, the hugest applause breaks come from when he whips out "I tell ya, I get no respect, no respect at all!"
And to top it all off, we get the sadistic pleasure of knowing that he's annoying as shit, driving our friends insane.
+Blucham I think a big thing that makes it funny is Dan's response. Comedy duos don't just need punchlines, they also need good reactions. I don't know if it was just his frustration at the game seeping through but if it wasn't there I'm sure the bit would have gotten old just like the others. But the fact that there's actually substance behind the voice doesn't hurt either
Genius every way from Sunday.
+魔法野耳子（Magical Mimi） the contrast between Arins silly yoda jokes and Dan's increasing despair was just perfect! It makes it soooo much more funny especially at 12:45 at the peak :P
+Blucham The last time he says it sounds like an angry Japanese man.
Can we find a way to merge Funny Yoda with Sad Hoshi?
+Xanatos We get Sad Hoshi to watch Funny Yoda perform. Every joke, Hoshi just gets sadder, sighing and looking away. But Yoda doesn't like that he's not laughing and gets more in-his-face with every unsuccessful joke.
Dan: *Mentally dying*
Arin: mmmmMMMMMMMmmmmm
FUNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY jOkE
Me: *Laughing hysterically*
What did a Japanese high school student tell a choking Wookie?
You better chew, baka!
mmmMMMMMmmmm FUNNYYYYYYY JOKE!
uggggghhhhh
Yes yes let the weaboo flow through you
I CAUGHT CANCER BECAUSE OF A SIMPLE JOKE WHICH SHOWS ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS OF OBSESSION WITH JAPANESE CULTURE! BETTER CALL THIS GUY A WEEB.
Riolin Riolu sounds like something a weeb would say
Josh Miranda What? My reply or his comment?
"Please god prove to me that your real."
"Hey Dan, I've got a funny joke for you....."
I can't believe it's been a year since Yoda Jokes was born...Time sure flies.
Teddy Senpai HINATA BLESSSSS
+Hannah Nelson ;D
Teddy Senpai funnnny joooooke
Time doesn't fly it's more like...
ALREADY?
Two best out of context lines "NO, SHUT UP, YODA" and "Oh God, don't throw the wrenches"
"Here's a good one straight from Alderan!"
...
...
...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Just sad, that is...
MMMMMMMMMM!!! A LITTLE TOOOOO SOON!
+tiffany aching No, it wasn't. It's 30 years late.
+TehEpicViper dude obviously I was joking....
tiffany aching So was I...
Where Does Leia shop at?
The DARTH MAUL
Why?
Cuz everything's HALF OFF.
Luke Skywalker I'M DONE
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
FUUUUUNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE, *_JOOKKEE_*
Luke Skywalker IM DONE!!!!!! YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY AND I LOVE THIS JOKE!!!!!!!!
Zackery Moyano XD No Problemo bud! I'm glad I made your day!
Luke Skywalker FUNNYYY JOKE
As no one laughs, the MMMM gets gradually more and more hostile.
It was hotter than a mixtape
the very last thing you will hear before the universe explodes "What do you call an audience that DOESNT LAUGH AT MY FUNEEEEEEE JOKES????" "ded" "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM- *muffled by the sound of a massive explosion"
rabbidguy5 XDDDDDDDD
Why does Darth Maul love shopping?
Everything's HALF OFF
MMMMmmmMMMMMMM FUNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
I'm not gonna lie, i laughed like hell at this
omg this one got me
God dammit Yoda
Jeez dude 😅😅😅
Nice
Just waiting for an animated version of the Yoda jokes
same
+Sylvia Sylveon i really need that in my life right now
+Sylvia Sylveon something that starts around 8:40 to capture dan's rare, legit rage at both the level and arin.
+Sylvia Sylveon I really want it so that I can show it to my gf without having to have her watch the entire series.
The jokes and Dan's rage killed me. My stomach hurts.
What, um... What does L-Luke Skywalker check when um... When writing an essay?
Th-The source.
Funny, um... F-Funny joke...
I thought this was gonna turn into a joke where you fuck it up then try to recover it. But you drove it home, absolutely nailed it.
MMMMMMMMMM FUNNY JOKE
+Nurse Joy Gamer perfect response.
+Nurse Joy Gamer hahaha that was great thankyou for that
*MMMMMMMMM!!!*
_Funneeeeeeeeeee _*_joke!_*
How are Chinese people able to cook stuff online?
With an E-wok.
MMMM FUNNY JOOK
mmmmMMMMMmm.. FUNNNNNY STERYOTYPE YOKE!
xD
+NintendoCapriSun Yay! Tim!
What is Jar Jar's favorite song? GUNGAN STYLE
+Dezmond McGlone-Ray It's not a stereotype. Woks originate from China.
It's the quiet Danny-despair juxtaposed with intense Arin-Yoda giggles that really does it for me
Arin actually does a pretty good Yoda impression.
Ikr?👍🏻
i know
Well, he is a voice actor
+Zamudio really!
the Yoda voice makes me think of gassymexicans Morgan Freeman voic3
Why was the main villain of The Force Awakens evicted?
Because he didn't pay his Kylo Rent!
mmMMMMMMMmmmm FUNNYYYYYYYY JOKE!
+Mary McGinnis mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm FOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEEEH DJOUQUE
+Mary McGinnis More likely because he was an angsty little bitch who made Jar-Jar seem well written
+Temeraire That's not a funny joke...
Elijah Johnson It wasn't meant to be
hmm FUNNY JOKE!!!!
"wahats up fucknuggets!" I burst laughing in the first literal second.
LMAO OMG SAME
I read your comment before it even started and I saw it coming, but I laughed anyways ❤️ yay gamegrumps
I laughed really hard too. Random crazy lines like that are a real throwback to the JonTron era.
kayokango I miss the JonTron era
GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
Dan: "This is it for this episode. I can't take it any more."
Arin: "ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉ"
D: "Not a funny joke. I'm totally for serious."
*dies five seconds later*
A: "ₘₘₘₘₘₘmmmMMM"
D: "Maybe just one more."
A: "Heeheehee 😄"
Obi One Cannoli broke me
WHAT
***** Yap, I am!
For the sake of the conversation I answer You in english to avoid complaining about the fact we're speaking "Italian".
By the way..yes that's might be a reason. Plus Dan's laugh is so contagious I can't resist
+Freddie Ma 馬君豪 (ヒデ・アマダ) ... Wan*
+DARKMYTHOLOGY1000 Forgive my ignorance xD not too much a fan of Star Wars I have to admit
Aj Basirico Pricks are everywhere, I think it's not a matter of "foreign people" but just a matter of knowing that respect has also to be ""In the internet"" and that's what people forget everytime
Btw thank you :D
I'm dying over the Yoda Jokes. I know they're dumb but I'm still laughing to death!
Don't you mean laughing to death STAR! mmmmMMMMMMmmmm FUNNNNYYYYY JOKE!
+Spectrum Volt I dont know how to +1 from my phone!
+Spectrum Volt I dont know how to +1 from my phone!
+Casey Cattron It's the energy he puts into it that hits home!
+Casey Cattron It's less the jokes themselves and more the delivery. They would suck if you just told them, but imagining Yoda telling them to an irate Dan makes it hilarious.
God, I'm gonna hear Arin's Yoda voice in my sleep
Same
+Jacob Clepper oh god me too.
Same
Funny JOKE
mmmmMMMMMM FUNNNYYYYY JOKKEE!!!
I like to imagine there's a perfect take of the opening sketch and they were like
"Nah, let's use the shitstorm disaster."
i think Dan's joke could of used a bit more force in the delivery
MMMMMMMMMMM FUNNNNNNNNNYYYY JOKE
Yes, indubitably -Sips wine-
are you sure you aren't writing jokes for Yoda
I think it's Arin telling the jokes.
Well done genius
arin with yoda voice- "FUNNY JOKE!!!"
me- * fucking dies*
same
Papyruses reaction to yodas jokes:SAAANNS!
+donovan barden stop undertale is dead
+ionizegaming Nothing is dead untill everyone forgets.. i shall never forget the music.
Levion megalovania
This is definitely one of my favorite GameGrumps episodes now XD
"FUNNY JOKE!"
Definitely! 😂
Mm
Katie McGinnis WHERE DOES VADER GET HIS DESIGNER SHOES FROM
THE DARTH MALL mmMM
Dan: "Jesus, god prove your existence"
Me:" I guess you could say he died for jirard's sins"
how did mace die? through the windu
Redportal mmmmmhmmm mmmmmmhmmm FFFFFFUUUUNNNNYYYY jookkee
I really wanted a mace windu joke, thank you.
It's shockingly funny...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah Poor Mace Windu 😭
aADBCWJDBSISB
At 6:20 the jokes begin
At 6:00 to
Thank you.
May the Force be with you.
What's a bounty hunter's favorite beverage?
Soda Fett.
MMMMMMM FUNNNNNNNNNY JOKE!!!!!!!
More like BUBBLE FETT :D.
+blarghinatelazer you are never allowed to speak on the internet again
+blarghinatelazer wabbafett!
MMMMMM FUNNY JOKE
These dudes are hilarious, it actually seems Yoda is sitting right there laughing at his own bad jokes - I need more Yoda telling bad jokes, like Christopher Walken needs more cowbell, LOL +subscription
+Krys Ware make sure you're wearing a gold diaper.
If you've only just discovered Game Grumps, you've got a HUGE backlog of funny videos to go through. I'm jealous.
+joey zapata Sure, whatever that means, LOL
+Hub Yep, just stumbled across this yesterday, and these guys seem pretty damn cool and I see a lot of complete play-thoughs. And yep, looks like plenty of good times to enjoy, LOL
+Krys Ware If you're just started out with the GG's, I'd suggest you binge the entire "Sonic '06" playlist.
Oh my God, yes! I'm rewatching all of the Super Mario Maker videos, and I almost forgot about this one, one of my favorite episodes of GG ever!
Dude, same
What does a Jedi use to clean his pool?
Medi-Chlorines.
MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
phenox spartan *FUUUUNNYYY JOKE*
How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? Ewokie Talkies.
FUNNI JOKE
MMMMMMM!
Kayden MMMMMMMMMM FUNNYYYYYYYYYYY JOKE
And inversely how do wookies communicate across long distances? Wookie talkies.
*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
*FUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*JOKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
my dating life is like Kylo Ren
I've Ben Solo
Ryan Murphy
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
FUNEEEEE JOKEE
MMMMMmM FUUUUNNNYYYY JOOOOKEEE
I tip my hat to you
Ryan Murphy I actually fell bad for you
I get it because he's ugly
8:41 why did i crack up when dan screams "WHAT THE F***!!!!!"
I crack up when arin says:
"Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy joke!"
In the background
5:45 FUNNY JOKE starts here.
Arnaldonintendo thanks mate
hi
Arnaldonintendo thanks
Joke yoda is the best
Even though he sounds nothing like frank Oz 😂
+SlenderBender24 He's dead
+GameGrumps `
I don't know who you are... but I won't find. And I won't kill you... because I've already done both... in the future.
+SlenderBender24 Joke-da
+SlenderBender24 Come down to Burger King so you can get a black hopper like Arin. Burger King, the official restaurant of Game Grumps!
Lmao I love Arin's Red Solo Cup arm
I fucking died lolol
You mean his red HAN Solo cup arm?
MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
FUNNYYYYYYYYY JOKE!!!
+0=Axel=0 shhhhhhhhhh, shhhhhhh it's okay. Just go to sleep, it'll be alright when you wake up!
It's a great cosplay right?
+Marcus Yamamoto It makes me really want to cosplay as Venom Snake
If I opened a bakery, what would my slogan be?
Dough or doughnut, there is no fry!
*MMMMMMMMM, FUNNYYYYY JOKE!*
That's actually pretty good
Meanwhile Dan: *pain and suffering*
Whats Yodas favourite soda?
MMMMMMM Funny Coke
MMMMMMMM FUNNY JOKE
YoinkedHD tenk u
+Emrik Lännstrand (Em) 12/10 m8 you win
llibertyGamer teeeeeeenkss
Whats Yodas favorite part of an egg?
MMMMMMM FUNNY YOLK
I've been sad all day over what happened in Orlando. Then I remembered this video. Cheered me up a little. Thank you, Game Grumps.
What happened in Orlando?
There was a mass shooting 49 innocents + the shooter. Claimed to support ISIS or something along those lines. Managed to wound an additional 50 some odd people.
Spencer Blevins Too bad we don't have a president who wont do something about it, and the people who are running for president now will, but are crap leaders and will just make it worse.
RussEfarmer wtf we couldn't do anything about it the guy went in and shoot people
rip harambe
I can already see animations for this with Danny as Luke and Yoda on back.
yes.
+Airenya Oh, gawd!! THAT'S PERFECT!!! :D
Arin's telling Yoda jokes and meanwhile Dan is succumbing to the Dark Side with all his anger.
The laughter this video gave me almost makes me forget about my unhappiness in life for a minute!
+Doom2Guy And I can relate to the agony, too!
I agree. Life is just an enless process of dissapoinment, eat arbys.
+GHOSTMONKEY LYNGE yes
Arby's! We have the meats!!!
***** I was feeling rather depressed last night, but I'm better for now
plz i want this to take over the youtube sections. everytime someone makes a bad joke we just reply "HMMMMMMM FUNNYYYY JOKEEEEE"
my life
+Crystalitar VERY GOOD IDEA THAT IS
Nah.
+Crystalitar hey at least its better than the retarded "hisssss" thing
+ramlood fight the hissses with the reply "hmmmm funny joke"
What does Darth Vader call his family?
His Ana-KIN.
MMMMMMMMMM FUNNNNNNYYYYYY JOKE!
First off, Metagross is better than Volcarona, and second, MMMMMMMMMmmmmmm, FUNNYYYYYYYY JOKE!
8:07
*don’t*
that ALWAYS makes me bust out laughing
*immediately looks in comments for bad Star Wars jokes*
LizarDragon so true
#FACTS
LizarDragon MMMMMMM
EXACLY!!
you mean....FUNNYYYYYY JOKES?!?
I could see the rage in Dan's voice
+gameboy I can hear the rage on his face.
I can feel it.
+ramonie4ify
I could smell the rage in his eyeball.
I can taste his wrath!
+ramonie4ify I can sense his angry spirit
was anyone else picturing yoda standing on a platform telling jokes like it was a seinfeld intro?
funny joke!
What did Yoda say to dan after this game?
The anger is strong in this one
MMMMMMMM
*FUNNYYYYYYYYY JOKE!*
MMMMMMM, FUNNNYYYYY JOKE
*FUNNNY FUNNY JOKE*
I beg you guys PLEASE do an animation of the Yoda jokes
+Eric Pivaral Juuuuuusssst wait a few hours........it'll be there
+Eric Pivaral He sounds like Kermit The Frog mixed with Grover.
oh yes please jezas
+Eric Pivaral Brandon Turner we need you!
+Colby Cormier I'm still waiting for the DON'T TOUCH accent from decap attack
oh *BLUSH*, you watch my old baking vids?? they are old and require... ah... patience to watch, lol. Thank you, I am touched.
yeah Dan you got my name right the first time, well done :D pretty sure all Imogens prefer their name to be pronounced "Immer-jen", at least in my experience!
+iscoppie You keep being cool.
+iscoppie Darling I believe that you deserved that shout out there and Danny's spot on impression of you.
+iscoppie You deserve the attention, you've got an amazing art style.
As an animator myself I have to say, your animations are wonderful.
+iscoppie your animations are seriously my favorites. The animation is gorgeous and just so fluid. Wonderful work.
What is a sith lord's favorite daily puzzle?
Sudooku.
FUNNY JOKE?!?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FUNNNNNY JOKE
M. Funny joke.
MMMMMMM MMMMMMM FUNNY JOKE
His Yoda slowly becomes Mr. Krabbs
Arin's quiet, subdued "mmMmmm..." at the 16:06 mark was so perfectly timed it made me laugh harder than anything else in this video
Alright, Tithinian, come get in on this one. I expect your GG Animated to be done by ... the time I'm done typing this sentence.
it hasn't been posted, sorry breh
Tithinian's animations are gross af
+Arga Wala Thing What the fuck is wrong with you
+Arga Wala Thing Yea, and we love it.
+Kristian Williams What's wrong with the 6 people that liked his comment?
So today during my health period we had a sub who is really chill and has a kid who goes to my school. We ended up having a safe sex video to watch but the entire time three guys in my class had just been making shadow puppets. Now here is the best part. At one point the one guy said that his looked like Yoda and I had just been binging you guys for about a week and so I said "funny joke" in the Yoda voice and then they made the "toYODA" and "Cannoli" jokes so I fell out of my chair laughing as the orevious week I knew the one watched you guys because he had a shirt and so I felt it was fitting. Then at the end of the period that started singing some songs. One was Take On Me and the other was Never Gonna Give You Up and the history teacher in the next room opened the door connecting them and had said that he should enter the talent show next yeear for inpressions. It honestly made my shitty day so much better.
Nice story.
@@YuukiTakemoto1996 damn lol, you can tell multiple things. One, I was an oversharer, and two I definitely had a crush on that guy. How times change
"This one time at band camp" story here 😂
Toyota's CEO is actually named Akio Toyoda.
MMMM FUN FACT
MMMMMMMMMM
COOOOOOOOL
FACT
I got a funny joke for you
My Life
MMMMM FUNNNYYYY JOKE
Yes Yes hahahahaha you’re so funny and original!!! Haven’t heard that one!
*MMMMMMHMMMMM!*
*FUNNNNNNY FACT!*
Joke Yoda starts at 5:16
thank u good sir ✌
You are a god.
He is THE God.
Yipee
I've got a good Star Wars joke.
...
The Phantom Menace.
I got a better one: Attack of the Clones
+Ultron Prime How about, this one: Jar Jar
+Ultron Prime MMMMMMM FUNNYYYY JOKEE
Ohhhhhhhhhh burn
Ehhh
thank you arin and dan for bringing a little laughter into a really stressful part of my life. when i'm having a bad day, i just start watching your videos and they make me laugh, and forget for a while. you both seem like genuinely sweet guys, and i love seeing all the new material you guys come up with.
When Arin was breaking character because he was laughing I started crying
Yoda: "MMMMMMMM"
Dan: "WHAT THE FUCK!"
NO! SHUT UP, YODA!!
OH GOD DONT THROW THE WRENCHES
mmmmmm
Dammit just check this out
_FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY_ joke.
Arin, that black burger is gonna turn your poop green.
"HISSSSSS, FUNNY JOKE"
+DERPUSLORD IM GONNA LEAF A LIKE :)
knowing Arin that's the reason he bought that burger
+Fansonette Rox Don't worry we'll get to know all the green poop details in depth for a whole episode.
omfg, that's why it was super green. I had one last week and I was wondering why I had a super green poop. Never made the connection. The burger itself was good but I went there late at night so it wasn't not very warm at all
The Joke Yoda is the newest Golden GG bit of all time.
"Excuse me, I need a more buoyant clalamari."
The rage is strong with this one.
I can't breathe. The way arin slowly descended into madness was hilarious. Especially because you can measure his sanity through joke yoda.
“What’s a bounty hunter’s favorite drink?”
“Boba tea”
HMMMMMMMMM FUNNYYYYY JOKE!
What’s with Bounty Hunters and Bobas?
Boba tea snutz
What do you call a sith lord that is on heart medication?
Emperor Palpitations!
MMMMMMHMMMMMMM
F U N N N N N N N Y JOKE
I got one!
What do droids say when they greet each other?
"Hello, what *R2* doing?"
*MMMMMMMHHHMMMMMMHMMMMMMHMMM*
*FUNNY JOKE*
Delete this conversation. It was not a FANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOEK.
Isn't that the burger that turns your poop green?
+RJ M yes
+RJ M Yes. (I speak from experience.)
ReverendTed Dericious.
+RJ M I hear they dyed it with the slushies that turned your poop green from back in the 90s.
its the dye in the buns that turn it that color
You need to have Avi on Guest Grumps and introduce him to comedian Yoda.
TOP COMMENT PLS
+RustyForTheWin
I SECOND THAT NOTION
No way dude
+Nova The Cat I FOURTH THAT NOTION
Liam Haskins That would be a third, I think, but I see what you mean.
I INFINTIYITH THAT NOTION
This is the level where Mario promises to donate all of the coins he gets to charity only to let it rot in a bank account for ten years
Even when Dan is "seething with rage" He's probably one of the chill-est people I know.
For the love of Kevin do anti-jokes in that Yoda voice.
+Phoenix Wright Why are you here, Trite (Godot told me to call you that).
Because I'm a fan of this RUclips channel. Should I need anymore reason than that?
(No I don't need you calling me that as well)
+Danneybee It sounds nothing like Mr. Krabs.
+Klavier Gavin A better question is why are you here Klavier
+GameGrumps ` I think not. Only a fool would fall for a masquerade attack.
Is there at counter that counts how many people have died in Mario Maker all together?
If not there should be.
Like the one in Dark Souls 2? I agree entirely.
It kinda exist .It doesnt say the deaths but how many tries
+The Alpacaa Last time I went on the was about 13 billion, so yeah... that's cool
+Jack Cassidy Fucking really?
+Harry Book you need to blacklist your internet
12:00 Dan: the anger is getting strong
Me: I feel a murderous intent
@1:42 Way To Die #385: Too Many Wrenches.
@1:56 Way To Die #386: Up, Up, And... Spiked!
@2:10 Way To Die #387: Jumped Too High There.
@2:23 Way To Die #388: I Jumped, I Panic.
@2:46 Way To Die #389: A Tricky Narrow Passage.
@3:00 Way To Die #390: Need A Better Blooper.
@3:13 Way To Die #391: This Is Torcher.
@3:26 Way To Die #392: Not This Blooper.
@3:39 Way To Die #393: Second Guess Into The Abyss.
@3:56 Way To Die #394: Right Into The Ball.
@4:19 Way To Die #395: Shell Jump Gone Awry.
@4:37 Way To Die #396: Red Ball Of Doom.
@4:48 Way To Die #397: Blooper Part... Oh Nevermind!
@5:01 Way To Die #398: Into The Flame.
@5:13 Way To Die #399: One Little Slip.
@5:26 Way To Die #400: You Had One Job, Blooper!
@5:40 Way To Die #401: Struck A Chord.
@5:51 Way To Die #402: Ran Off The Road.
@6:05 Way To Die #403: Follow The Blooper.
@6:18 Way To Die #404: Mario And A Blooper.
@6:31 Way To Die #405: One Jump Under.
@6:46 Way To Die #406: A Really High Bounce.
@7:00 Way To Die #407: This Torchering Experience.
@7:15 Way To Die #408: Corner Spiked.
@7:28 Way To Die #409: Side Note
@7:55 Way To Die #410: Kick Start My Doom.
@8:15 Way To Die #411: Near A Cheep Fish.
@8:36 Way To Die #412: Another Fishy Encounter.
@8:49 Way To Die #413: Blooper's Stare.
@9:12 Way To Die #414: On A Spiked Trail.
@9:23 Way To Die #415: Blooper Sees You.
@9:40 Way To Die #416: Past The Buzzy Beetle.
@9:54 Way To Die #417: Missed The Note.
@10:07 Way To Die #418: Below The Note.
@10:20 Way To Die #419: Slide Note.
@10:33 Way To Die #420: Losing Your Forte.
@10:52 Way To Die #421: Spiked Encounter.
@11:05 Way To Die #422: Treble With The Note.
@11:19 Way To Die #423: Time To Scale Down.
@11:39 Way To Die #424: The Beetle Walks Alone.
@11:53 Way To Die #425: Note The Spikes Again.
@12:05 Way To Die #426: Jumped Too Soon.
@12:16 Way To Die #427: Once More...
@12:35 Way To Die #428: With The Beetle.
@12:50 Way To Die #429: Note This Again.
@13:03 Way To Die #430: Fallen Blooper.
@13:19 Way To Die #431: Spiked High.
@13:32 Way To Die #432: Back To The Abyss.
@13:48 Way To Die #433: Seeing Red.
@14:03 Way To Die #434: A Minor Setback.
@14:23 Way To Die #435: Goodbye Beetle. Hello Abyss.
@14:46 Way To Die #436: Not This Fish.
@15:00 Way To Die #437: Slide Down Below.
@15:18 Way To Die #438: One Jump Too High.
@15:31 Way To Die #439: Drop Down Again.
@15:51 Way To Die #440: Tip Top Spike.
@16:11 Way To Die #441: Over The Beetle.
@16:30 Way To Die #442: Too Close Buzzy Beetle.
@16:45 Way To Die #443: Ending Off A Note.
Too Many Yoda Jokes. They had me in a pun mood. I also feel sorry for Dan. He was so close to the end too many times.
+Kazekun72 holy fuck. so many deaths.
Some people just have way too much free time.
+Kazekun72 gotta say, at this point and time, i love you for this
+Timothy LaFave I had asked Matthew Miller when the Grumps first played Mario Maker and Miller said it was okay if I did the death counts here.
What ELSE does Han Solo sneak drinks from the bar in?
... ... ...
SOLO CUPS!
FWAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNYYYYYY DJAUQUE
Best spelling yet.
+Maxime Boileau WHY DID YOUR SPELLING OF THE WORD JOKE JUST MAKE ME EXPLODE INTO LAUGHTER? XD
SwerveStarEx
Because you're awesome? :)
Maxime Boileau Thank you. ^w^ You're awesome too.
+SwerveStarEx Now kiss.
When did Yoda turn into Grover from Sesame Street?
+Liam Humel (MrCroobie) When they were both puppeted and voiced by Frank Oz.
+Liam Humel (MrCroobie) Actually, since always, as they're both performed by Frank Oz.
+Liam Humel (MrCroobie) yes!!
+Liam Humel (MrCroobie) And where did Arin go? Why is it suddenly Danny and Fozzie?
+Liam Humel (MrCroobie) Since always. Since they were played by the same guy.
"What did I Bar Mitzvahd for?!"
I don't know.
Yoda: Hey Dan
Dan:...Yes Yoda..
Yoda: What do you put jelly in?
Dan:..I...I Don't Know.
Yoda: A Jar Jar!
MMMMMMMMMM
FUNNY JOKE.
+Dipper Pines mmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm FUUUUNNEH JOUQUE
nice one! XD
........
Jar Jar's Jar Jar Jar!
Funnny joke,
I have a funny joke for you
How did the Jedi put a piano in the Jedi Temple?
They put it through the Windu!
"mmmMMMMMMMmmmmm, FUNNYYYYYYY, JOKE!"
mmmMMMMMMmmmm FUNNNNY JOKE
MMMM FUNNY JOKE
Arin actually has the body look of Snake in those clothes (and the hair). Also, dat red solo-cup bionic arm tho.
Red solo cup, I lift you up! Let's have a party, let's have a party!
+vooran no what hell have you released back on us again
*9:18** That Line Aged Well*
lmfao
can u explain x)