Professor Stanley Unwin Meets Bill & Ben The Flower Pot Men (Voice Creator)

Professor Stanley Meets Bill & Ben The Flower Pot Men Voice Creator Peter Hawkins
Text of interview:
Oh, blop...8 yibbabob. Hmmm.... 8 yibbabob.Hmmm.
(8 years. Hmmm.... 8 years)
Most remarkable. You know this phenomenon
of the larynx was done in the deep researchy
of the curriculode of Üppsålöde.
This university was turn of the century
gave forth in this. When was the first own
personal discovery of "Erh....Erh..." that came
forth from your throacus?
Oh, yilla blob...'bout tet yibbablob...avawtly
fob fiddly dip..... fiddly dip in my per mil
yappy...mil yappy faw da voy....faw da voy....ho ho...
(Oh, dear. About 10 years. The voice took a dip
in my gob.....very deep.....very deep...ho..ho....)
This is a typical demonstration of the rage
of thru four or several octavey in the "Erh...Erh"
chesky... "Frrr" deep basso profundi.
(mrrrr) Now, this fundamole of deep joy should be
manifest on very occasion.
Can I ask a questilode?
Oh, pleado....
(Oh, please..)
When you're doing a deep sleev...Zzzzz,
at half past thrume in the early mordi
or perhaps a siesta in the afterlubrious.
Do you find sometimes that a sudden
wakey up...not a nightmare..that's lovely before...
but does this "Erh" come forth at those times at all?
Nay..nay...no.
Nah...neddle...neddle...Onways sleep very cardle...card...lob...lob...blob...
maddilayb....with the birdie wadey...in the maydob....
oh....lob a lob. Mmmmmm.....lob a lob.....
(No..no...Never. Never. Always sleep very
well..very well...lying in bed...in the morning .....
and waking up to the birds' dawn chorus . Mmmm...love it.)
Very tranquill. Lovely. As a matter of fact..
a funny thing happened. I was watching
Ben and Bill one day and
Ben was doing a very fine
tilty curtsey on the falcon
rotatey and up came Bill
and a little left hooker....frphhh..
under the chinbole.
Plop op, plop dob!! Plop op, plop dob!!
(P*** off, Ben! P*** off, Ben!)
Sport. Do you find that the Wooden Toppers or
the Flower Poggers in them so selve?
Are they deep interested in sporty?
Shall we say a fallolopping the football up
the field or a bogey thru down the fairway
in a golfie...Are they......?
Oh very freqavill. Kick a little bobble.
A lot of pip....Bly blebby berry very bobble
and oh ......a brubble sprop.
( Oh, very frequently. Kick a little ball.
A lot of apples. Play with their balls (berries).
Oh, and a Brussels sprout).
Brussels sprout. Yes, yes. Of course.
Are they addicts in so far as they sitty
before four square and watch
the televizzy for a deep enjoying themselves.
I mean, do they indulge in this...?
Tellyvelly viddle!? Televelly viddle!!??
Wap televelly viddle?
(Television!? Television!!?
What is television!?)
Well, sitting before the square eyebold and
overindulgimost the wests and all these deep joys.
Do they suffer this......?
No!!!
Oh, just wondered......
Professor Stanley Meets Bill & Ben The Flower Pot Men
Voice Creator Peter Hawkins