I’d imagine the indoor salesman is different to demon dan. Demon dan seems to only care about demons and probably intended to advertise to humans for supply. The indoor salesman is just trying to sell items to keep up a quota.
I’m sorry but companies go out of there ways to hire women and minorities now a days. Recently their was a credit card company that said they wouldn’t do business with companies that didn’t atleast have one women on the board of directors, please don’t repeat false perspectives of reality.
@@a.b4840 If only, but if you go out your media bubble you wil see the real ugly truth to our world: everything is pointless, everyone is out for something, and you.. are not worth much. People wil always take advantage of other people, for whatever reason they may find, it's natural for humans and you know it. There is no happy la-la land, there wil never be, people wil always find reasons to screw with others, sometimes individuals.. sometimes whole ethnic groups.. it's a circle, with no end nor beginning, just ongoing hatred that wil never stop unless the fire of humanity is snuffed out.
True, true. The point of SCPs like this is that a wierd creature is doing something fairly normal. If you saw or heard this in person, you'd be super uncomfortable. Imagine that voice coming from an orc.
Seven Demon lords: You may have taken advantage of Asmodeus all those years ago- Me: *searches up seven lords of hell* Me: *sees Asmodeus as one of the seven lords* O-O
But how we know It's really the case The Customers Could've just Switched Identities Proclaiming them dead They maybe living a Good Life out there somewhere else we won't know
Imagine wanting to live as a human in a setting where humans regularly get assaulted, broken, murdered by insects, tortured by sadistic immortals, chased by misanthropic reptiles, beaten to death for looking at a face, eaten, eaten from the inside out, turned into insect hives, butchered by evil naked Santa and all the rest.
I don't know why I still watch these videos they're kind of addicting just to keep watching but then there's certain videos where I don't sleep at night because of them
The latin at 11:23 translates to "Such a tearful night, wanting help" according to google translate for those curious. Also the seven demon lords are most likely the Seven Princes of Hell which represent the seven deadly sins. The demon princes include Belphagor (sloth), Asmodeus (lust), Mammon (greed), Beelezebub (gluttony), Satan/Aamon (wrath), Leviathan (envy) and Lucifer (pride). Just sharing my knowledge.
When u list amon who hasn't been in the list of lords for over 200 years and then list satan next to Lucifer even tho they are the same fallen angel and lucifer is just the name for venus as a planet.... man that hurts me to read
So just to say this the devil has many names, the problem becomes that people decide to mix up other demons names and say that they are him and also say that other names for him are in fact whole seperate demons. And even make new ones up just because of culture bull shit. So samael or samiel, is the devil's name when he was an angel. Lucifer was simply the Latin name for the planet venus and people took that as though its was a name of the devil... (very fuckin shhhtuuuupid init) and satan was the name god gave him when he cast him out of heaven. I'd just like to say just go looking at more than one thing have a nice one
Me: Sees that Also me: Grabs money and goes through a door. Demon: "Hey you are not supposed to be he-" Me: "Shut up and give me one of those suits, take the money"
During a top secret second interview with an other demons the Foundation tried to comunicate once again with the Seven Lords, asking to the creature to contact them. What came out of the demon mouth was : "Ooohhh Blitzy !". The interviewer asked who was talking to. The answer was "Oh....wrong number !". Foundation still doesn't know about this misterious entity and this "Blitzy" he was talking to.
@@loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998 honestly made me cringe. Oh yay, more woke injections into pop culture that regularly get disproven because they aren’t fact based... yaaaayy
They were most likely taking inspiration from Diane Duane's "Young Wizards" series. Halfway through that series, Kit's family TV gets hooked into cable from across the universe.
“So you kidnap people and sell their skin?”
Demon Dan: “I was a business man doing business”
Yes
“I was in third grade, and they treated me like a criminal! Because I killed someone.”
Wtf
I mean even a demon has to provide for his family am I right?
🔧⛏🔪🗡⚔️🪓🪛⚰️🪦
🗡🔪
The voice over actor doesn't get enough credit, he's great at his job. Amazing.
His name is Hunter Peterson and he also voices the meme channel "limenade"
True
100% makes the video way more enjoyable
No lies detected
Yeah Hunter is amazing
I gotta say, the Narrator does an excellent "fast talking salesman" voice. XD
Yeah Hunter is good as being a nearator
I subed to these guys because of him
BIG SHOT
Wdym that’s the perfecto voice
Idc if he’s selling me skin suits I am sold
Afterwards...
SCP foundation: Hello is this the doomslayer? We've got some demons over here.
50th like
(reloads with malicious intent)
God i want to send doomslayer into their dimensions
Doomslayer: I'm already loading my guns don't worry
@@drakehellstone208 doomslayer will sure kill alot of scp but alot also won't be affected by him
Me: *actually sees ad*
Demon Dan: You’re not supposed to be here-
Me : Shut up and take my money. I want one of those suits.
Ikr i dont want my dumb flesh suit, let me be gucci mane :o(
Which one men women kids which
I just don’t want any French skin suit.
Jesus lord loves you and died for your sins repent and have faith to be saved
This is fursuits but its human
Imagine if the Indoor Salesman manifested while Demon Dan was doing the commercial and IS says that everything Demon Dan sells is a sham lmao
Imagine they had a competition.
I’d imagine the indoor salesman is different to demon dan. Demon dan seems to only care about demons and probably intended to advertise to humans for supply. The indoor salesman is just trying to sell items to keep up a quota.
Given his usual price he might need a skin suit for his quota.
What if he’s a subsidiary of the seven Lords
I just watched that scp video
The funny thing is, the celebs portrayed were once accused of being replaced by a doppelganger or cloned...
I be praying your joking- and imma search that up to make sure it isn't true-
@@thegasmask9962 i wish I was joking. But I just wanted to throw that out there 😅
@@Splashus_Klay Oh so happy to figure out it was a government clone ;v;
@@thegasmask9962 makes it all the more trippy
its kinda creepy now that i think about it
The Seven Demon Lords: Your time is coming.
The Scarlet King: Who is the boss here.
I’m pretty we all thought of The Scarlet King when we saw this
@@undeadprinceofchaos3731 no
they invade the
scarlet king: excuse this ones taken
DOOM SLAYER: Allow me to introduce myself.
Seven Demon Lords, at the presence of the Scarlet King: "Sorry, boss."
"Hey there folks, it's your man, Demon Dan, coming with the lastest and greatest deals."
This.
Cracked.
me.
up.
You can't expect me to take this video seriously when you voice Demon Dan like that. This is straight up a meme.
Yea
Interdimensional cable is getting weirder and weirder
Thank you, dababy
Les go🚙
Okay "dababy official" 💀✋
Demon: *inhabits Britney Spears' body* "Yo, who is this?"
Demon Dan: "It's Britney, bitch."
*wheeee*
*wheeee*
wheeee
@Hero Games *WHEEEE INTENSIFIES*
*WHEEEE MOMENT*
Demon Dan: Haha I’ve taken one of your agents, what are you going to do about it?
SCP Foundation: challenge accepted.
Lol
Scp foundation: you have be DESTROYED
How do we know Peter became a victim? He's probably out there living his best life as Avril Lavigne.
There’s a conspiracy that Avril was replaced so it makes sense in our universe 🤭
😒
Makes complete sense. Illuminati noises
So true.
the cat is soo cute😻
Demon Dan: *Slaps body*
"You know how much of your bad boy you could fit in this thing"
"If you looking for the extra challenge of inequality, become a businesswomen"
Even Demon Dan gets it!
@Nobody like your username suggests, nobody said that men don't have it bad
I’m sorry but companies go out of there ways to hire women and minorities now a days. Recently their was a credit card company that said they wouldn’t do business with companies that didn’t atleast have one women on the board of directors, please don’t repeat false perspectives of reality.
@@a.b4840 If only, but if you go out your media bubble you wil see the real ugly truth to our world: everything is pointless, everyone is out for something, and you.. are not worth much. People wil always take advantage of other people, for whatever reason they may find, it's natural for humans and you know it. There is no happy la-la land, there wil never be, people wil always find reasons to screw with others, sometimes individuals.. sometimes whole ethnic groups.. it's a circle, with no end nor beginning, just ongoing hatred that wil never stop unless the fire of humanity is snuffed out.
@@lycantrofy damn go cry edgelord
Ps: found that death note yet? Looks like you’d need it lmao
@KKKing445 which one
I know lotta people think the voice would ruin the mood but that's actually really perfect
True, true.
The point of SCPs like this is that a wierd creature is doing something fairly normal. If you saw or heard this in person, you'd be super uncomfortable. Imagine that voice coming from an orc.
@@alecdickens1042 I mean really anything with that kind of Mannerism could really creep you out In the right situation
@@alecdickens1042 it's not orc, it's demon voice.
True
a
The name of the "store" sounds so casual-Demon Dan's Discount Homunculus Depot. Lol
The thumbnail isn't as comforting as Demon Dan in the vid :o
Lol
@Caeden Meyer Idk put a time stamp
@Caeden Meyer 6 not 7
@@ismailmurshid2955 4:30
This is the 'Indoor Salesman' rival.
Yes
Also why would it be december could he get attaced my scp 4666
Your profile picture is the 13th reason why
Next Up: SKINDOOR MANSALES
@@nilly0052 what one did you choose?
I hope Demon Dan speaks exactly like a typical salesman.
Edit: YEESSSSS HE DOES!!!
Seven Demon lords: You may have taken advantage of Asmodeus all those years ago-
Me: *searches up seven lords of hell*
Me: *sees Asmodeus as one of the seven lords* O-O
I think he represents lust
@@cristinagomez3283 you saw the latest Heluva Boss, too?
Asmodeus was awesome in puppet history
Im assuming the seven lords are the seven deadly sins
The dan demon be like: you can buy the men! And not just the men, and the women and the children too!
They’re like animals! So I gutted them like animals! I sell them!
Hey! "I understood that reference" 😂
@@daniellee4807 of course, who wouldn't
I hope there's no sand in them though. I don't like sand. It's rough, and coarse, and it gets everywhere.
One man foreskin please!
Humans after being advertised a store that sells skins for them to put on, but they end up becoming the skins themselves
*Those bastards lied to me*
But how we know It's really the case The Customers Could've just Switched Identities Proclaiming them dead They maybe living a Good Life out there somewhere else we won't know
Seven demon lords just reminded me of pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth.
Or they could be the scarlet king's children. idrk
they are but thats just their sins their names are like Beelzebub and Belphegor
@@glenngamble7577 When I here beelzebub I think of genshin impact.
@nicole crews An anime fan.
Also why does all of these are actually the sins that the 7 deadly sins have
When I found out that this was in 2020 I was like “of course it was 2020 everything that went wrong was in 2020”
Humans: this is so creepy!
Animals who have been hunted to extinction for their skin: haha. Jokes on you
I fucking lost it when he said Gucci Mane in a serious voice.
in another video he says snoop dogg
ruclips.net/video/T8FB8anPHD4/видео.html at 7:15
@@malachipg7576 link?
@@malachipg7576 link?
@@malachipg7576 link?
@@malachipg7576 link?
The Seven Demon Lords: we're Going to invade the World.
The Scarlet King: *get in line buddy.*
Why do I feel like this is something from Rick and Morty Interdemensional channels?
Would be cool if it was
the real question is, when is interdimensional cable available for us?
Exactly my thoughts tho lol
Lol
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a rick and morty kind of thing.
Imagine wanting to live as a human in a setting where humans regularly get assaulted, broken, murdered by insects, tortured by sadistic immortals, chased by misanthropic reptiles, beaten to death for looking at a face, eaten, eaten from the inside out, turned into insect hives, butchered by evil naked Santa and all the rest.
Scp: we are stopping you from taking victims.
Dan: I think you mean customers and that's illegal.
If he actually talked like that, and the suits work as advertised, I might not mind this SCP
True, he seems like a charming man
If the price is right....
Did anyone notice "Peter Holland?" Ya know like the one guy, "Tom Parker!"
Yah your right
YES omg, I just said that to myself💀
Spiderman
Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Um......this is wierd
My teacher is called Tom parker
Indoor salesman: finally, a worth opponent! Our battle shall be legendary!
Yes
I love these meme references
E.
you know it's a good one when the demon becomes posessed by its own demons.
I don't know why I still watch these videos they're kind of addicting just to keep watching but then there's certain videos where I don't sleep at night because of them
Whenever I see a magic user such as that clairvoyant entity, I immediately think "type blue". Thanks Foundation.
I think a clairvoyant would more likely be a type yellow but I'm not super confident in that...
"Have you ever seen something you weren't supposed to?"
Me: *_*flashbacks of not knocking on my parents' bedroom door first_*
If you saw why you heard weird sounds coming from your parents room u are scarred for life
Oh nooo
@@alexei3755 when you realize you're in a hentai: *_*pulls down pants_*
*Flashback to finding my moms dil-*
@@smolchungus9213 you need theraphy
"Demon Dan continued his pitch"
Ad plays: *mmm cheesy grooves*
Ok, that's funny.
In another universe, in the far future, Demon Dan was selling nukes to give out at birthday parties.
Imagine being his kids and he's reading you a scp story before bed
The latin at 11:23 translates to "Such a tearful night, wanting help" according to google translate for those curious. Also the seven demon lords are most likely the Seven Princes of Hell which represent the seven deadly sins. The demon princes include Belphagor (sloth), Asmodeus (lust), Mammon (greed), Beelezebub (gluttony), Satan/Aamon (wrath), Leviathan (envy) and Lucifer (pride). Just sharing my knowledge.
Thank you
When u list amon who hasn't been in the list of lords for over 200 years and then list satan next to Lucifer even tho they are the same fallen angel and lucifer is just the name for venus as a planet.... man that hurts me to read
So just to say this the devil has many names, the problem becomes that people decide to mix up other demons names and say that they are him and also say that other names for him are in fact whole seperate demons. And even make new ones up just because of culture bull shit. So samael or samiel, is the devil's name when he was an angel. Lucifer was simply the Latin name for the planet venus and people took that as though its was a name of the devil... (very fuckin shhhtuuuupid init) and satan was the name god gave him when he cast him out of heaven. I'd just like to say just go looking at more than one thing have a nice one
Oh and belial is a seperate demon that is not the devil and people say he is satan but nope.
Thank you
Me: Hey demons, it's me, ya boi.
The demons:
Lol
Is this a buzzfeed reference?
I don't get it.
If I saw this I wouldn't think I'm going crazy at first because there's lots of weird-ass commercials these days
Hi Kiri how are you doing?
Can we just stop for a moment to think. This Narrator is just awesome. Depending on character his voice changes. Just lovely. Sold.
This SCP is the definition of "stocks"
100% true, gotta get em from somewhere
Me: **Afraid to walk through closed doors**
The Foundation: *Hey have you heard of the Skin Sa-*
Me: *Never again*
Me: Sees that
Also me: Grabs money and goes through a door.
Demon: "Hey you are not supposed to be he-"
Me: "Shut up and give me one of those suits, take the money"
*you take the person who founded grubhub and smacked your face*
@@CCABPSacsach lol
@Reid Austin and so are you :)
Same
This would be nice to see...
cosplaying got a whole lot beter
I need that skin from that 38 year old man
damn you got me bro အ မ ထ က သ တ ဆ ရ ينيعستسةاثشعسنتسعصعصسةةياثةث تثعسةسلثغثغصعصاسعثتثةثغءغساصتصتثتنسخءتيوثثوص
Man I got some serious respect for Dan. It's an honest living, you know. I might just want myself a pair
I would have 100% slept on the couch and dealt with that in the morning. That could have been avoided really easily.
If I see something like this I be thinking it’s a dumb late night thing on adult swim cause this stuff looks like it’s up there alley.
This guy is why parents wont let you go into a public bathroom alone. You'll get your skin harvested.
True that
I've said it before but I'll say it again. I love how much fun the narrator seems to have with the voices
I genuinely love the name "Baphomet bashers"
I've seen the kinda stuff that plays on adult swim late at night, if I saw this commercial I probably wouldn't be phased lol
people with a guro fetish: jokes on you, I’m into that stuff
Yes.
@Myka Ruest shhh keep your innocence
Skinsuit fetish here.
I'm going to look this up
@@peaceischaos6580 good. You must know
This channel is truly what got me into SCPs. I remember my first video I watched was on SCP 999
cringe ur probably 10
@@Blama_ bro shut the fuck up no one laughed
@@MyLimitlessPeak were they supposed too daddy?
@@Blama_ lmfao ok get a hobby instead of hating
@@Blama_ 😳
During a top secret second interview with an other demons the Foundation tried to comunicate once again with the Seven Lords, asking to the creature to contact them. What came out of the demon mouth was : "Ooohhh Blitzy !". The interviewer asked who was talking to. The answer was "Oh....wrong number !". Foundation still doesn't know about this misterious entity and this "Blitzy" he was talking to.
That made me think of the Helluva Boss character.
Iirc that Blitzy entity runs a hitman service. Demons pay them to kill humans or do other stuff.
@@mister_muffin3625 This SCP would fit well in an episode.
Oh a helluva boss reference
Never have I wanted a crossover so much in my life.
8:03 damn, even demons wanna cosplay as chara. how fitting
Thanks, now I can’t Unsee it
Highly recommend this place. Service is great, and models are great for the price.
I'm always amazed by the names given to the mtf units
The baphomet bashers sound awesome
This video is sponsored by Demon Dan's Discount Homunculus Depot!
O H N O
I can't wait for the summer 50% discount on children! The next Black Friday also looks promising (if you know what i mean)
Yo?
Bruh
Me too
FBI!!!
Same man
Imagine really having to pee and the commercial pops up so now you have to wait 15 min to pee. Assuming you only have one bathroom of course.
Legends say that, Peter now runs around as Kanye West.
Agent "Wiliam Berken". Yeah tou won't fool anyone with that one.
Get this man a Virus
@@merrickmyers27 what type of virus
@@strolledboar257 A "G" Type Virus
Demons Dan's voice is phenomenal 😍.
I bet that indoor salesman also works for the seven lords considering that he too kept the whole information about his boss
I had a “shop near you” ad pop up while watching this :D
SCP Foundation: chemically synthesizes human skin suits and sends them to Demon Dan's Discount Homunculus Depot
DDDHD:
*S T O N K S*
The demon is like that guy at auctions who speaks incredibly fast, naming the prices
I like how they can insert mind readers and fortune tellers and nobody even questions it normally they would be sorta cheat codes for writing
Well, now I have just seen Demon Dans advert while sat on the toilet, I was done but I can’t leave for another 15 minutes now.
I'm in my room lol
This totally had a silly Goosebumps vibe about it. Like that Monster Amusement Park episode.
**Reads the title**
Whooo-boi... Gonna be another one of THOSE nights... **drinks his coffee**
Ok, let's go then... **Presses Play**
I love that this channel is covering newer, stranger ones!
Same
You have a great voice for high speed commercials
Man, the Necron Flayed Ones would definitely be happy to buy his products.
Imagine some filled with nurglings walking around
Demon Dan could hire the Cenobites too!
The night lords and CSM in general would love them.
2:06 I CANT STOP LAUGHING😂
Dan really just made a bacon store and invited pigs there 💀
Jailor? Are they with the Serpent's Hand? Only they call the Foundation "The Jailors."
ohh interesting observation.
Maybe the serpent's hand had a hand in the creation of the business
When Adult Swim bumps go too hard
IOI❤️❤️❤️❤️🇲🇾❤️❤️
Dan: *walks closer to the camera from far away with a shit-eating smile*
Dan: "I love homuculi."
If I had a nickel everytime a SCP is Salesman, I would have 2 nickels, it isn’t a lot but weird it happened twice.
Demon Dan was an honest, hardworking guy! Great salesman.
Got me my new identity as Karen Fukuhara.
“If youre looking for a challange of inequality the Businesswoman model may be the fit for you” where can i buy one
Idk why but this made me laugh XD
@@loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998 i am happy to make someone laugh
@@iambumbo7534 lol
@@loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998 honestly made me cringe. Oh yay, more woke injections into pop culture that regularly get disproven because they aren’t fact based... yaaaayy
This fucking channel has been skipping Leftist LIES in almost every video. It's fucking unbelievable.
This show is mainly the reason i love SCPs, thanks so much you guys
Same here
Same here as well
Scps are scary but cool
If you like this channel check out the Volgun as well, really underrated SCP content
Ye I like these I count the days between each episode
The foundation is trying to put him out of business
but hes a business man doing business
-_- is me rn like he wanna do business
Hey Demon Dan’s a businessman it’s not personal, homies j on the grind and honestly I can respect it.
One of my FAVORITE SCPs for sure!!
I didn't expect the Demon Dan's voice😆😆 whoever voice act this ... He is awesome.
How did Peter stumble upon Interdimensional Cable? I thought only Rick was the one who had it 🤣
They were most likely taking inspiration from Diane Duane's "Young Wizards" series. Halfway through that series, Kit's family TV gets hooked into cable from across the universe.
S: super
C: creepy
P: pasta
Hah funny
Hah funny
Hah funny
Hah funny
Hah funny
10/10 on the demon Dan voice, it's amazing
I love the Foundation has fortune tellers on demand, I guess they would know the legit ones.
Big plot twist:-Scp explained is part of the O5 council.
No he's not
This channel is so good, unreal
Literally Unreal.
When SCP crosses over with Diablo -- or other various demon lord lore sources
I had to check the subtitles, because I thought they said “Peter Hollens”! LOL. 💀😂
Oh boy, time to steal more ideas for my DnD campaign