Medieval castle SIEGES in depth

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  • @AeneasGemini
    @AeneasGemini 5 лет назад +3045

    John didn't 'become' a Vassal, all the English Kings post Norman conquest were automatically French vassals and this led to a little series of conflicts called the 100 years war. John really gets a bad rap, he wasn't a good king by any measure, but he wasn't as bad as he's made out to be. Mostly he had to deal with the costly adventures of Richard the Lionheart and people didn't want to blame their beloved Richard for his pointless wars so they heaped it onto John

    • @ferrumbruti167
      @ferrumbruti167 5 лет назад +151

      @Shadiversity
      Frames 2:14 to 2:18
      "Give me ten good men and climbing spikes, I'll impregnate them."
      Balls deep on that quote isn't it? LOLZ! >XD

    • @Nurk0m0rath
      @Nurk0m0rath 5 лет назад +279

      @@corneredfox Yep. As I recall, he grew up in France, visited England for the first time to raid the royal treasury and outfit an army, and left on his little crusade, leaving his brother to restock the coffers in his absence. Returned home from the crusade with some kind of grudge against his old friend Phillip of France, raided the coffers again to fund a new army, went to war in France, and died there. Long live the King.

    • @anderskorsback4104
      @anderskorsback4104 5 лет назад +153

      Almost correct. William the Conqueror used to be a vassal of the French King, who supported his invasion under agreement that Normandy would still remain in vassalage to the French crown. Something William and his successors reneged on, leading to centuries of war. The Hundred Years War wasn't about that though, but a succession conflict over the French crown, which Edward III claimed as the son of the daughter of Philip IV of France.

    • @irrelavant13
      @irrelavant13 5 лет назад +205

      According to the historical documentary, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, King John was a shitty king and this is why toilets are known as "John's".

    • @theogoltzman5372
      @theogoltzman5372 5 лет назад +50

      ​@@anderskorsback4104 Pretty much, but that's the wrong Philip. The roots of the war go back much further than Philip IV. As was rightly noted, there was the fact that the Kings of England were vassals to the Kings of France, but kept raiding french lands and disobeying the king. Also, various french nobles married into the English royal family, causing no end of chaos (see Alienor of Aquitaine, who married a king of france and a king of england and roughly doubled the english possessions in France). Much later, King Charles IV of France died with no children. His sister (Isabelle de France) was dowager queen of England, and her son Edward III was King of England, and the closest male relative of Charles IV. the french however, had passed a law that said that inheritance could move only through the male line, invalidating Edward's claim. the throne then passed to Philip IV (the fair or the fortunate), who was descended in direct male line (of younger siblings) from Philip III (grandfather of Charles IV and Isabelle). when the french refused to acknowledge Edward III, he promptly went to war with them, arguing his closer kinship trumped some law on female inheritance.

  • @oddtail_tiger
    @oddtail_tiger 5 лет назад +2461

    One correction: quicklime is not a type of acid. It's literally the opposite - it's alkaline.
    What you probably meant is that it's highly corrosive.

    • @advanceringnewholder
      @advanceringnewholder 5 лет назад +179

      When in contact with water, it produces a lot of heat. That's the way it used, not by corroding something. Unless it is aluminum. while iron, it protects it.
      Edit: This is me being dumb. of course alkaline can dissolve flesh too. I know the feel of Sodium Hydroxide on the skin. It's Slimy, it's burning. Not pleasant

    • @oddtail_tiger
      @oddtail_tiger 5 лет назад +86

      @@advanceringnewholder thanks for correcting my correction =D

    • @auzdas6201
      @auzdas6201 5 лет назад +23

      Shadiversity: I was Wrong 3

    • @oddtail_tiger
      @oddtail_tiger 5 лет назад +71

      @Wild Fang quicklime is still not an acid, which was my main point. Based on the "like", Shad doesn't seem to mind my nitpicking, anyway. But I'm glad calling me a dumbass brightened your day, mate

    • @chiziro777
      @chiziro777 5 лет назад +33

      Quicklime is also corrosive, it can cause burns and irritations on the skin regardless of the heat produced when adding water to quicklime.

  • @Voxcast07
    @Voxcast07 4 года назад +1190

    A great piece of sage wisdom, “one of the most important resources was food and resources”

    • @WetDoggo
      @WetDoggo 3 года назад +21

      Lol i have read your comment right when he was saying it 😂👌

    • @bobafettywap3170
      @bobafettywap3170 3 года назад +16

      He’s gets excited 😂

    • @wallywest8390
      @wallywest8390 3 года назад +49

      “One of the most important resources was resources” Ah yes, this is true

    • @danielsantillanes6945
      @danielsantillanes6945 3 года назад +29

      hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @daenor7807
      @daenor7807 3 года назад +1

      Nooooo really?

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 4 года назад +1138

    Today I learned that the 3 worst things about war are:
    1. Crappy food
    2. Dysentery
    3. French soldiers breaking into your house to steal you silver cross

    • @lukeskywalker8543
      @lukeskywalker8543 4 года назад +12

      Medieval war

    • @paavobergmann4920
      @paavobergmann4920 4 года назад +83

      @@lukeskywalker8543 crappy food and dysentery are kind of timeless, really

    • @user-qj1bt1uv2n
      @user-qj1bt1uv2n 4 года назад +17

      @Duncan English soldiers. Henry the 5th was king on England.

    • @joaomartins814
      @joaomartins814 4 года назад +29

      And your favourite blanket

    • @AintImpressed
      @AintImpressed 4 года назад +3

      @@paavobergmann4920 Well, we came to mitigate these two now.

  • @kirknay
    @kirknay 4 года назад +474

    My favorite example of sapping is the Siege of Vienna, where it literally turned into a battle of the defenders of Vienna actually having a battle under the walls, seeking out sapper tunnels and fighting the fighters digging them, collapsing the tunnels when the attackers retreated. It's almost like submarine warfare, but with explosive payloads crippling defenses if the defenders fail.

    • @maximiliankuhn4531
      @maximiliankuhn4531 3 года назад +30

      You would find similar, non-medieval variants of this in WW1, where IIRC sappers literally shot torpedoes underground at each other and the british piled up one of the largest amount of explosives under a german part of the frontline.

    • @paavobergmann4920
      @paavobergmann4920 3 года назад +36

      Underground mining warfare is about the worst, most hellish nightmare I can think of. Nothing I ever heard about the tunnels rats was even remotely nice.

    • @Field_Marshal_Emu
      @Field_Marshal_Emu 3 года назад +20

      Then the Winged Hussars arrived....

    • @handleonafridge6828
      @handleonafridge6828 2 года назад +6

      The Union actually did something like this in the battle of the Crater. They blew a big hole into confederate defenses and then got their asses kicked because the crater they made really messed them up tactically.

    • @anythinginteresting7472
      @anythinginteresting7472 2 года назад

      @@handleonafridge6828 Did you hear the team that trained with ladders was not the leading attack? They union advance literally trapped themselves in the crater

  • @napamodesto8001
    @napamodesto8001 5 лет назад +667

    Machicolations are so good they put it on a sword and called it a sword breaker.

    • @thearcanehunter2736
      @thearcanehunter2736 3 года назад +5

      This is the single best comment I've ever seen.

    • @dukeragereaver2208
      @dukeragereaver2208 3 года назад +1

      @Colin Cleveland yes machicolations are at the top of the walls holes in say the killing field are murderholes

    • @abhishekT700
      @abhishekT700 3 года назад

      😂😂
      The best comment on youtube

    • @vaughnjohnson8767
      @vaughnjohnson8767 3 года назад +1

      Best comment of RUclips. Change my mind

    • @mystrangebrain9240
      @mystrangebrain9240 3 года назад

      Do you mean battlements

  • @papapok13
    @papapok13 5 лет назад +554

    Siege: an extensive time period of two armies glaring at each other in an epic contest of endurance, while simultaniously dying from hunger and disease.

    • @justinsims7935
      @justinsims7935 5 лет назад +93

      Two months later...
      Glaring intensifies.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 5 лет назад

      papapok13 [insert clip from Eddsworld’s Staring Contest here]

    • @brossetthomas8177
      @brossetthomas8177 5 лет назад +3

      "Siege: an extensive time period". It seems that sieges were not as long as we think. Most lasted less than a month.

    • @papapok13
      @papapok13 5 лет назад +27

      @@brossetthomas8177 Maybe. But they definitely weren't the one-day-affairs the media likes to represent them.

    • @brossetthomas8177
      @brossetthomas8177 5 лет назад

      @@papapok13 Some were but not many. 10 to 20 days sieges seems to had been very numerous.

  • @DaveOpoien
    @DaveOpoien 4 года назад +459

    "the war in france that one time"
    About 817,000,000 results (1.41 seconds)

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 4 года назад +65

      That's many wars fought in 1.41 seconds

    • @xdman20005
      @xdman20005 3 года назад +12

      @@tappajaav you should meet my wife...

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 3 года назад +24

      @@xdman20005 Not much into 3rd wheel dating, sorry I have to pass this offer

    • @xdman20005
      @xdman20005 3 года назад +4

      @@tappajaav my attempt on a boomer joke, sry haha

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 3 года назад +6

      @@xdman20005 b o o m

  • @thetheory6159
    @thetheory6159 4 года назад +376

    I think we passed over one thing: A castle is f*cking valuable! Why would you level it unless you absolutely HAVE to?

    • @lukatomas9465
      @lukatomas9465 4 года назад +11

      Say that to Cromwell.

    • @clockworkpotato9892
      @clockworkpotato9892 3 года назад

      @@lukatomas9465 Oliver?

    • @lukatomas9465
      @lukatomas9465 3 года назад

      @@clockworkpotato9892 Yes, the Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell.

    • @skylerblake1925
      @skylerblake1925 3 года назад +40

      many reasons actually, if you don't trust the locals you would level it so they can't use it again, or if you can't afford to maintain it.

    • @Unelith
      @Unelith 2 года назад +18

      Sometimes you just hate your neighbour *this* much

  • @barnabyjones3708
    @barnabyjones3708 5 лет назад +1289

    I was in the library.
    I forgot this fact.
    I joined in with "MACHICOLATIONS!"
    I am no longer in the library.

    • @lekhaclam87
      @lekhaclam87 4 года назад +41

      Acceptable loss.

    • @TheMentalblockrock
      @TheMentalblockrock 4 года назад +1

      Shad is still full of shit though....

    • @theArab__
      @theArab__ 4 года назад +4

      John Matthews why?

    • @TheMentalblockrock
      @TheMentalblockrock 4 года назад +2

      @@theArab__ Because he does not know the difference between acid and alkali!

    • @azural5722
      @azural5722 4 года назад +23

      @@TheMentalblockrock So let me get this straight... You write him off because of ONE mistake? A mistake that almost half of everyone I know of could've just as easily made.. You do realize just how shortsighted that logic is right? So he makes a simple mistake that barely relates to the overall subject. WHO CARES? He researches medieval warfare, not average chemistry. It doesn't discredit him because he made a mistake about something he probably isn't well versed in.

  • @pekkamakela2566
    @pekkamakela2566 5 лет назад +422

    A few extra points:
    Trebuchets were not easy to build. It was a subject that recuired specialists. According to the Livonian Chronicle of Henry, when pagans were besieging one of the crusader castles, pagans tried to build a trebuchet, but the first shot went straight up and crashed the machine. During the first crusade crusaders were forced to employ armenian siege engineers for the job.
    Traction trebuchets were often very large. The weapon shown in the video was very small. Larger ones required over hundred men to shoot.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 лет назад +65

      Which is why siege cannon became popular in no-time, because every dumbass and their half blind aunt can shove a blackish powder and a big-ass stone ball into a tube, ramming it tight and introduce a lit slow match to the touch hole...
      Getting the manufacture of that tube and the ammount and mix of of powder strong enough to launch the ball to the target wall while weak enough to avoid rupturing the barrel and getting the angle of elevation just right.... that's a whole different pile of trouble...

    • @DruncanUK
      @DruncanUK 5 лет назад +32

      Pekka Mäkelä this is true. I built myself a small (3ft) trebuchet and they can be very complicated. Even the angle of the release hook at the end of the arm can be crucial, sending the projectile straight up etc. My respect to those siege engineers!

    • @sillypuppy5940
      @sillypuppy5940 5 лет назад +22

      They also needed wood and the metal parts (hinges etc). If there's no wood around, good luck. If yes, then if the metal parts aren't on hand the blacksmiths will be busy. I think the English sent siege specialists during the 5th crusade (and not much else).

    • @Gapeagle
      @Gapeagle 5 лет назад +24

      I actually tried to build a small trebuchet (about 9 feet tall) with Boy Scouts and we could never get it to fire forward. It amazed me how precise they had to be to be able to function properly.

    • @revan0890
      @revan0890 5 лет назад

      Neat

  • @LTN000
    @LTN000 5 лет назад +1684

    if only hbo hired this guy...

    • @ryangallant1886
      @ryangallant1886 4 года назад +79

      But what about Dragons?

    • @cesaralvesdemoraes3187
      @cesaralvesdemoraes3187 4 года назад +41

      I think the brutality of sieges as depicted by Cersei in GOT is a reflection of her father, who ordered his man to rape and kill after invading Kingslanding.

    • @gekoultima6668
      @gekoultima6668 4 года назад +6

      If only people watched hbo

    • @taikajorma7276
      @taikajorma7276 4 года назад +12

      GEKOULTIMA666 What?

    • @nukenade4623
      @nukenade4623 4 года назад +2

      @@ryangallant1886 he actually covered them in a video

  • @Ghastly_Grinner
    @Ghastly_Grinner 4 года назад +457

    Shad : All castles have one main vulnerability
    Me: Canon balls
    Shad: ...Starving them out

    • @Specter_1125
      @Specter_1125 4 года назад +28

      Jack the Gestapo 2 or 3 meters of stone, while susceptible to cannon fire, can still last quite a while against it.

    • @Ghastly_Grinner
      @Ghastly_Grinner 4 года назад +2

      @Jack the Gestapo Soviet weapons well you are basically better off using a rock lol

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior 4 года назад +7

      I was shocked by that when he said it. I never thought about the before. That and digging under the foundations to make the castle collapse. Very interesting stuff!

    • @paavobergmann4920
      @paavobergmann4920 4 года назад +9

      @@BattleBladeWarrior jup. you have 200-5000 mouth to feed, you go, pillage 20-30 pigs, slaughter them, cook the meat, but save the bacon fat, pour it over some straw and firewood, put that into the dig, and set it on fire. Lots of calories, the heat will make the mortar crack, there you go.

    • @TheMentalblockrock
      @TheMentalblockrock 4 года назад +2

      Shad has got away with stating the obvious so far for over 800,00 subsribing but really this ozzie has no clue about medieval history. i'm now looking for a much better channel.

  • @kacperwoch4368
    @kacperwoch4368 5 лет назад +429

    How was the largest castle in the world taken? It was bought.
    After the battle of Grunwald (Tannenberg) in 1410 the defeated Teutonic Knights managed to retreat to their capital Marienburg and reinforce it just on time. The siege lasted 3 months but it failed. A few years later during another war, the castle's crew wasn't getting their payments from the Knights, so they parleyed with Polish king and just surrendered the fortress for money.

    • @SiberianSoftware
      @SiberianSoftware 5 лет назад +94

      "Any fortress can be taken provided a donkey laden with gold can make its way there."
      -- Philip II of Macedon --

    • @Xrenegoznaet
      @Xrenegoznaet 5 лет назад +21

      To be fair, how were the Knights supposed to pay the _besieged_ defenders?

    • @KazzoKiller3890
      @KazzoKiller3890 5 лет назад +16

      @@Xrenegoznaet it might of been a previous transgression on the Knights before the siege began.

    • @Kwodlibet
      @Kwodlibet 5 лет назад +36

      As the original comment says, the castle of Marienburg was the Teutonic order's capital and this was a place where the order's treasury was located - the restored castle is actually a tourist attraction and you can tour the castle and the treasury vault. So how could the sworn knights of the Teutonic order in charge of the defence of their capital pay the mercenary force they employed to help with the defence? - By paying them right then and there. @@Xrenegoznaet

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 5 лет назад

      Reminds me of Didius Julianus, who literally bought the Roman Empire.

  • @notanimportantchannel4330
    @notanimportantchannel4330 5 лет назад +575

    Me: *pleasantly watching video*
    Shad: *shows picture of the mother of all machiculations*
    Me: *desperately scrambles to lower volume*
    Shad: *rips apart space and time breaking through headphones* "MACHICULATIONSSSSSAH"

  • @elcarto22
    @elcarto22 4 года назад +269

    The Blackfish - "I have enough supplies to last two years. Do you have two years, Kingslayer?"

    • @AnhHoang-cx8es
      @AnhHoang-cx8es 4 года назад +43

      He had a trebuchet and a Tully baby.

    • @tommyscott8511
      @tommyscott8511 4 года назад +19

      Met Clive Russell at Comic-con today. He was a nice guy, with a very long career. Got an autograph. God, I miss good GoT

  • @PoonDestruction
    @PoonDestruction 4 года назад +269

    13:50 "one of the most important resources is...resources"
    *mind = blown*

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 4 года назад +8

      glad other people caught that.

    • @flare9757
      @flare9757 4 года назад +5

      *You don’t say?*

    • @cianbarry9207
      @cianbarry9207 4 года назад +14

      Hmmm yes the floor is made of floor

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/LLpIMRowndg/видео.html

    • @ronjayrose9706
      @ronjayrose9706 4 года назад

      Oh My Gosh Why Didn't I Think Of That???!!!!!😉😉😉

  • @gadyariv2456
    @gadyariv2456 5 лет назад +199

    3:45 boiling oil was used in the defense of the fortified town of Yodfat in 1st-century Holy land...which 43 miles from where i live.
    It's not medieval, not a castle, and not European, but it is a historically recorded case of boiling oil used to defend a fortification.

    • @fhmen
      @fhmen 5 лет назад +40

      I'd expect a middle eastern town to have more stored olive oil than european castles. I think in europe tar was used more for this purpose.

    • @gadyariv2456
      @gadyariv2456 5 лет назад +36

      @@fhmen they lost, and the Romans massacred the towns inhabitants...so it's not a ringing endorsement for the viability of boiling oil as a defensive weapon.

    • @fhmen
      @fhmen 5 лет назад +38

      @@gadyariv2456 I'm sure it worked. Josephus writes "oil is quick to heat up but takes long to cool down". They also knew that their oil was useless if the romans were gonna kill everybody anyways so might as well use it.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 лет назад +6

      @@fhmen also, even olive oil burns well with some linnen fabric as a wick...

    • @sillypuppy5940
      @sillypuppy5940 5 лет назад +17

      During peacetime they made lots of deep-fried mars bars

  • @captaint.tearex9279
    @captaint.tearex9279 5 лет назад +511

    "Castles are not easy to take"
    NOT IF YOU'RE A DRAGON!!

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 лет назад +24

      @JoeRingo118 what about FlaK 38s? Or Bofors 40/L60?

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +16

      but if you're a dragon, why would you want to take a castle?

    • @captaint.tearex9279
      @captaint.tearex9279 5 лет назад +37

      @@Nerobyrne
      Why, the GOLD and TREASURE, of course! That, and castles are a good place to stay protected from pesky mortals!

    • @GnarledStaff
      @GnarledStaff 5 лет назад +22

      Dalai Ankhbayar
      Evem dragons have a maximum carry weight restriction.

    • @Colonel_Overkill
      @Colonel_Overkill 5 лет назад +3

      @@SonsOfLorgar I am disappointed in you. The Sons of Lorgar dont want to sacrifice offerings to the Gods for every solution? The Sons of Magnus know how to take care of a dragon, plus the castle, and a bit of the surrounding area all at the same time......

  • @qwerty222999
    @qwerty222999 5 лет назад +46

    9:40 I found it as a rather smart tactic to let the civilians (actually anyone who abandoned the castle) go, because it would make it clear to anyone who held the castle, that they would get to live, if the surrendered. A lot of people choose life over a futile fight and starvation.

    • @soleo2783
      @soleo2783 11 месяцев назад +1

      Problem with that is: The civilians are more of a liability to the enemy than they are to you, and the troops that remain in the castle have no reason to leave for a much longer time now because of increased access to food, then if they do decide to surrender when the food runs out, and you don't kill them, they would just regroup with another army afterwards, and you wasted a LOT of extra time and resources than if you just didn't let them leave the castle. You don't actually want the peasants to leave the castle in that situation, so the correct "play" is to not make it desirable. Maybe by making the enemy force the peasants to leave it causes a small rebellion inside the castle aswell, would lower morale significantly if the enemy is forced to execute rebelling civillians while being sieged.

  • @seanspringer2396
    @seanspringer2396 4 года назад +1327

    14:09 “you don’t want to wage war through winter.”
    *laughs in Russian*

    • @GreyhawkTheAngry
      @GreyhawkTheAngry 4 года назад +132

      Tell that to the Soviet soldiers that had to deal with Simo Häyhä, the White Death.

    • @user-lq1jc6wf5m
      @user-lq1jc6wf5m 4 года назад +180

      *laughs in finnish*

    • @showato
      @showato 4 года назад +37

      The Mongols invaded in the winter........Sits on Russian Nobles.

    • @barbarianjk2355
      @barbarianjk2355 4 года назад +51

      @@showato the Mongols are always the exception.

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 4 года назад +33

      *Cries in Napoleon and Hitler*

  • @auzdas6201
    @auzdas6201 5 лет назад +581

    In this episode, Shad's warcry will echo across the multiverse 21:40

    • @irrelavant13
      @irrelavant13 5 лет назад +53

      And now... The universe knows we are ready for a higher form of combat....
      And they shall come...

    • @auzdas6201
      @auzdas6201 5 лет назад +35

      @@irrelavant13 Have no fear. Shad will defend us.

    • @irrelavant13
      @irrelavant13 5 лет назад +32

      He shall ride his Majestic kangaroo into battle!

    • @aetheldan
      @aetheldan 5 лет назад +10

      Music to my ears

    • @CJ_F0x
      @CJ_F0x 5 лет назад +18

      @@irrelavant13 Great, now I've got that picture stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Can't stop laughing at the thought of him riding into battle on that animal shouting the M word

  • @mickles1975
    @mickles1975 5 лет назад +326

    "there are ways this castle can be undermined"
    Ah ha. I see what you did there.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 3 года назад +92

    "let us in" - "no"
    "let us in" - "no"
    "let us in" - "no"
    "let us in or we break your tv" - "okay"

    • @bytlmd6559
      @bytlmd6559 2 года назад

      ;p]pppp]p]p]]]0 00 00 0endeja 000 años

  • @tuiskuroininen9196
    @tuiskuroininen9196 3 года назад +53

    You talking about being respectful to the people of the conquered castles/cities reminded me of one of my favorite quotes from Rider from Fate/Zero:
    “To win, but not destroy; to conquer, but not humiliate: That is what true conquest is!”

    • @DoPrice
      @DoPrice 2 года назад

      I'm gonna say the n word

    • @tuiskuroininen9196
      @tuiskuroininen9196 2 года назад +2

      @@DoPrice ThAT's raCIst yOu CaN't SaY THe n-WoRD!!!!!

  • @gabriellunde2609
    @gabriellunde2609 5 лет назад +151

    On the topic of bombardment: during the war of Breton succession Count Charles of Blois employed 9 trebuchets to besiege La Roche-Derrien. But unfortunately for him the civilians liked the English occupants because of trade and they disliked him because of the bombardment of the town so it was a sally of commoners as well as the less than 100 English defenders that won the battle in the end.

    • @gwennblei
      @gwennblei 5 лет назад +21

      And he refused any attempt to negotiate from the besieged which contributed to make him unpopular. However the sally also worked because Blois was expecting to have won already as he had just destroyed the Breton-English relief force, and his men weren't ready to fight :)
      seccond fun fact : In this war, both leaders got captured by the other side, and their wives ended up fighting the war in their place XD

  • @josephmchugh4040
    @josephmchugh4040 5 лет назад +273

    He likes big machicolations and he cannot lie,
    You other lords and ladies can't deny,
    When a castle walks in with an itty-bitty gate,
    And those big gaps in your face,
    You get sprung...

  • @MichaelSwinny
    @MichaelSwinny 3 года назад +214

    The English tried to take a Welsh castle but after trying to starve them for 4 months but the whole time the defenders had made a tunnel to get food under the ground so the English gave up and left.

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 3 года назад +7

      And than Edward Longshanks came and slaughter them all.

    • @Imakeplaylists-in1pw
      @Imakeplaylists-in1pw 2 года назад +1

      Which castle was that?

    • @kilted_scottish_laddie864
      @kilted_scottish_laddie864 2 года назад +7

      @@jakublulek3261 then he died and the kingdom of England went back to making stupid decisions and eventually having a Scottish king...
      Coming back to this comment after 4 months. Pretty stupid comment I made but yknow

    • @thoughtlesspenny5793
      @thoughtlesspenny5793 2 года назад +3

      @@kilted_scottish_laddie864 Are you referencing King James VI and I? The guy who wrote Daemonologie?

    • @kilted_scottish_laddie864
      @kilted_scottish_laddie864 2 года назад +3

      @@thoughtlesspenny5793 ofc haha

  • @NahashM5
    @NahashM5 4 года назад +214

    "Defenders can use trebuchet too"
    Me : yeah of course, anyone have seen the battle of Minas Tirith ?"
    What ? This isn't a valuable historical reference ? Ow....

    • @wilmascholte7607
      @wilmascholte7607 4 года назад +9

      That idea actually occurred to me when visiting Caerphilly. It had some siege engines on display and I figured oh right, you can use them to shoot out too.

    • @zachyoung4730
      @zachyoung4730 4 года назад +14

      Guyllian Robin * pushes up glasses* it’s actually called the battle of pleinor fields

    • @Zac_Craig-Claveau
      @Zac_Craig-Claveau 4 года назад +7

      Zach Young Isn't it The Battle go Pelenor Fields?

    • @isaiahjerue6564
      @isaiahjerue6564 4 года назад

      Monarch Solutions ?

    • @zachyoung4730
      @zachyoung4730 4 года назад +1

      @@Zac_Craig-Claveau my b im bad at spelling

  • @shadfacts6465
    @shadfacts6465 5 лет назад +183

    Shad Fact: Shad saved 3 orphanages from an evil Sorcerer attempting to start a zombie apocalypse. Our on staff necromancers and seance teams are still sifting through his "remains". To try to figure out why he needed 3 orphanages worth of children. We may never know after his encounter with shad.

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 5 лет назад +13

      Best strategies for a medieval necromancer video (because they don't really use weapons themselves).
      1.: People will hesitate more when they have to kill children.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +8

      @@theblancmange1265 I always found this aspect of the necromancer fascinating.
      Raising your friends and family to fight you is a whole new angle of psychological warfare.

    • @yourverybestfriend1263
      @yourverybestfriend1263 5 лет назад +8

      Never change, Shad Facts.
      Never change.

    • @Colonel_Overkill
      @Colonel_Overkill 5 лет назад +5

      But you see, slaughtering undead children is childs play. Hardly worth the effort of a necromancer to start with. I think that is proof of it being a dead end.....

    • @LiftYagami
      @LiftYagami 5 лет назад

      Shad fact:
      At 15:45 Shad actually shows an image of Nilfgaardian siege weapons. Is this the kind of king you serve? Giving up the Northern Realms for Nilfgaardian scum?

  • @neurofiedyamato8763
    @neurofiedyamato8763 5 лет назад +126

    You forgot to mention that during a siege, the attacker is just as likely to starve. It depends on how good the logistics of the attackers are. The attacker have a massive army that need shelter and food. If the attacker starves out before the defender, the siege fails.
    In one of MHV's videos he mentions how important a field army is in conjunction to a castle. Not only as a relief force, even a small field army can do raids on enemy logistic train, sneak supplies in to the castle etc. And in a case with Julius Caesar, he was sieging Vercingetorix but he himself was surrounded by the enemy relief force. That forced him to create a palisade around himself to fend off the relief force.

  • @Tobiasxdful
    @Tobiasxdful 4 года назад +267

    "The war in France that one time"
    Enough said, I'm subscribed

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 3 года назад

      When? There have been many wars in France.

    • @Tobiasxdful
      @Tobiasxdful 3 года назад +8

      @@holdencross5904 Exactly!

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 3 года назад

      @@Tobiasxdful it’s like saying who was Napoleon at war with?

    • @Tobiasxdful
      @Tobiasxdful 3 года назад +3

      @@holdencross5904 You must be fun at parties... The joke went totally over your head

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 3 года назад +2

      @@Tobiasxdful I mean you did get a laugh out of me... but I am a bit clueless at times. Sorry.

  • @horsenuggets1018
    @horsenuggets1018 3 года назад +167

    "the worst situation in war is a siege"
    -Sun Tzu said that

    • @alejandrojoserodriguezarre45
      @alejandrojoserodriguezarre45 3 года назад +48

      I think he knows a little more about it than you do pal, because he invented it!

    • @Mr_Fish10
      @Mr_Fish10 3 года назад +36

      And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

    • @alejandrojoserodriguezarre45
      @alejandrojoserodriguezarre45 3 года назад +11

      @@Mr_Fish10 AAAAAUUUGGGGH!!!

    • @Mr_Fish10
      @Mr_Fish10 3 года назад +26

      @@alejandrojoserodriguezarre45 And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap outta every single one.

    • @ivonunes3937
      @ivonunes3937 3 года назад +7

      cultured people here i see

  • @JCSalomon
    @JCSalomon 5 лет назад +38

    That almost-last point, about massacres being reprisal for not surrendering when the defenders can no longer repel an assault but still kill men trying to do so, is important in understanding battles well into the 19th Century. This was permitted under the laws of war: once the attackers are over the wall, they are no longer obligated to accept surrenders.

  • @nantha7357
    @nantha7357 5 лет назад +101

    13:30 - Did they forget to skill on inventory? Mount and Blade players can relate... Great video! So much information, I'll probably watch it some more times to remember all of it.

  • @jackfelldown1
    @jackfelldown1 4 года назад +145

    I heard that throwing diseased body parts inside and the poisoning of water was also employed as tactics in some instances to take a castle.

    • @larrote6467
      @larrote6467 4 года назад +28

      the Mongols did womething like that, but noble warfare conduct wouldn't allow it amongst feudal lords.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 4 года назад +82

      @@larrote6467 and I'm sure even people back then realized that if they want to have the city for themselves afterwards, infecting it with the plague is a bad idea

    • @bugrilyus
      @bugrilyus 4 года назад +33

      @@Ghost-vi8qm Mongols were not muslim you twat, educate yourself!

    • @StateTheSmash
      @StateTheSmash 4 года назад +1

      This was used as a plot point in the 1985 Rutger Hauer movie "Flesh & Blood".

    • @bugrilyus
      @bugrilyus 4 года назад +2

      @@Ghost-vi8qm Then edit your faulty comment

  • @luigivercotti6410
    @luigivercotti6410 4 года назад +23

    Imagine a stealth game where you play that spy in the week leading up to the taking of the castle, where you have to fit in with the rest of the army, explore the castle in the night to find out how you're gonna get to the gates from the barracks without getting caught, and plan the whole thing out like a heist, while also avoiding suspicions from the other soldiers, and also find a way to communicate with the attackers to let them know when to sneak in, all building up to the last night where you have to carry the mission out... Damn, that'd be my ideal videogame: sneaking and hiding, night missions, social stealth and subterfuge, beautiful massive castle to explore, swordfighting combat, intel gathering, meticulous planning and preparation, schemes and plots everywhere, like, say the defenders at some point realise that there's a spy in their ranks and secretly hire another soldier as a counter-spy to sniff you out, so now you have to find him first and try to pin it on him... oh man, now I'm just sad that it's all in my imagination :(

    • @Blu-Imperial
      @Blu-Imperial Год назад +4

      Hey buddy your not alone with ideas like that.

  • @michielvoetberg4634
    @michielvoetberg4634 5 лет назад +360

    I think this deserves a part 2. or even 3
    There is so much more to tell about sieges. Stories of specific castles, epic last stands, lucky easy take-overs, rediculously stupid game or movie sieges, what kind of weapons are best used to defend or attack a castle.
    This is what Shad does best

    • @TheSporewow
      @TheSporewow 5 лет назад +5

      YES YES YES

    • @Fluffy52600
      @Fluffy52600 5 лет назад +2

      Not to mention sieging a castle vs sieging a city.
      (Edit) I take that back...

    • @tomc.5704
      @tomc.5704 5 лет назад +3

      I second (well, forth) the motion. I'd love to hear more about these epic sieges

    • @cassuttustshirt4949
      @cassuttustshirt4949 5 лет назад +4

      And talk about good fictional sieges, I think the one in Kingdom Come is pretty cool. That trebuchet

    • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
      @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 5 лет назад +7

      Ridiculous ways to take over a castle number 1: emerge from the toilets.

  • @TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight
    @TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight 5 лет назад +84

    21:40 Holy shit, Shad! You nearly killed the X-Men!

  • @MrPibb23x
    @MrPibb23x 4 года назад +37

    Honestly, the most famous example of a castle surviving a siege after a section of the wall had fallen is Helm's Deep...

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 4 года назад +35

    2:13 I love that line from Bronn in GOT, but man, based on the book description... 10 good men and some climbing spikes is no bloody match for The Eyrie, that castle is hardcore lol.

  • @jeffevarts8757
    @jeffevarts8757 5 лет назад +37

    Fear was often a key factor in accomplishing surrender. I can think of two cases where noise alone resulted in surrender:
    Warwick Castle in England was taken only once: JUST at the advent of gunpowder. A mortar was brought into the field of seige and fired a few (2? 3?) times. NONE of the ordinance hit, but the sound was so far beyond anything the defenders had experienced, they believed it represented a force (possibly supernatural) so far beyond them, they surrendered. (This story is oral tradition maintained by Warwick Castle's trustees)
    Another similar case during the English civil war: The beseiging force managed to start a sapping operation. The defenders could hear the picks and hammers digging through the bedrock beneath the wall con tinuing every night, knowing that someday it would strop, and a huge gunpowder charge would be set off. Like water torture, the omnipresent sound of picks and hammers raised the fear of the upcoming explosion to such a level that the defenders surrender.

  • @akshatsahay9015
    @akshatsahay9015 5 лет назад +395

    PROTIP: Making a siege tower takes 66 hours if you have Artimenner in your party.

  • @jayjaynes7469
    @jayjaynes7469 3 года назад +21

    "My grandpa used to talk about how crappy dysentery was..."
    I hope that pun was intended.

  • @katalinilles1177
    @katalinilles1177 Год назад +10

    In terms of boiling oil, the Siege of Eger is the first thing I thought of when you mentioned no one really doing that. It was one of my favourite histories growing up, there are several famous paintings of it as well. It was an Ottoman siege on the Kingdom of Hungary that was defended and eventually defeated, due in part to women who poured boiling and flaming oil down on the attackers.

  • @kangirigungi
    @kangirigungi 5 лет назад +183

    My all-time favorite siege is the siege of Masada. The fortress was on the top of a 100m high cliff, and the defenders had ample supplies. So what did the Romans do? Build a friggin' ramp up the hill. Using Jewish slaves, just to add insult to injury. Yes, the Romans may not have been the heroes of the story, but their military engineering is definitely awe-inspiring.

    • @JaMeshuggah
      @JaMeshuggah 5 лет назад +16

      They may *have* been the heroes of the story tho

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 5 лет назад +6

      JaMeshuggah they did use slaves to accomplish the task, though. So the defenders would have to have been pretty terrible to top that. Unless you’re speaking from a «history is written by the victor» perspective, that is, in which case disregard this comment in its entirety.

    • @JaMeshuggah
      @JaMeshuggah 5 лет назад +5

      @@Gormathius well you tell me. Were they buddies and chums with the besieged? The Romans used slaves to fart and cough and everything in between so any of those actions were potentially quite morally destitute as well hmm. I choose not to anarchronistically judge either way.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 5 лет назад +6

      JaMeshuggah you’re missing the point here. I was replying to your statement that «they may have been the heroes of the story» which only really applies in two types of situations: A) their enemy has done something that gives the romans the moral high ground, or B) because history is written by the victor, and so they’re automatically the heroes just by virtue of being the ones to write the story.
      Whether or not they’re the *villains* of the story is an entirely different matter depending on how you judge ancient cultures, but outright being the *heroes* of the story does require certain qualifiers.

    • @kangirigungi
      @kangirigungi 5 лет назад +4

      @@Gormathius History was written by the victors in this case, at least partially. Josephus was Jewish, but at the time of Masada, he was working for the Romans.

  • @Hirosada
    @Hirosada 4 года назад +27

    When you mentioned an English archer who looted the blanket and silver cross, I immediately went, "Hey, John Leveridge!" You never can tell who's name will live on through history.

    • @xtremetuberVII
      @xtremetuberVII 4 года назад +2

      Thanks to this, I learned about William Thornton as well.

  • @thehearth8773
    @thehearth8773 4 года назад +29

    I feel obligated to point out that quicklime is a base, the exact opposite of an acid. It will still cause chemical burns, though.

  • @anderskorsback4104
    @anderskorsback4104 5 лет назад +82

    Good video, but I think it misses one essential thing, about the starving-out of defenders. The video did say correctly that the strategic situation sometimes meant the attackers didn't have the time to do that. However, it neglected to mention one of the most common reasons for it: Attackers have to eat too, and while they have the logistical advantage of being on the outside, they have way more mouths to feed, and living off the land only goes so far for an army that needs to stay in the same place.
    Feeding besiegers has been a strategic issue that has mattered. The Ottoman army that finally captured Constantinople in 1453 was only able to besiege for a month and a half until its supply situation required it to go for all-in for a final assault, which it succeeded at. The Siege of Orleans during the Hundred Years War was significant because the capture of the city by the English would have opened up the Loire river for supply transportation, enabling further sieges farther to the south and the final subjugation of France.

    • @richard6133
      @richard6133 5 лет назад +4

      Well said, you beat me to the point.

    • @Normacly
      @Normacly 5 лет назад +2

      One thing which the Imperial Romans excel compare to other ancient/medival powers. The Romans constructed roads, bridges, and forts while marching towards the enemy or even in the middle of battles. It allows not only the supplies/reinforcements to move faster but greatly hinders enemy raids.

    • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
      @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 5 лет назад

      @@Normacly Not only that, their legions were capable of repairing and even producing weapons and other tools on their own. This means that as long as it received the necessary food (and even that could be produced by a Legion if they had to) and men a legion could last for years before the attrition suffered by it started impacting it negatively

  • @tando6266
    @tando6266 5 лет назад +164

    Great video. About Sapping, the fire is just to burn away the support timbers of the tunnel. If you imagine what is holding up the wall it goes like this:
    1. Wall is held up by dirt and rock
    2. Sappers carefully remove the dirt and rock and replace it with tunnel support timbers
    3. Wall is now partially supported by tunnel timbers
    4. Timbers are set alight, causing them to fail.
    5. The wall that was supported by the timbers gives way as they fail, causing a local collapse
    6. The local failure propagates throughout the wall, causing secondary failing.
    7. A breach is made.
    The takeaway, its not the fire that hurts the wall, its the loss of structural support from the burnt away beams.

    • @eddgrs9193
      @eddgrs9193 5 лет назад +3

      Stones can crack if the fire is hot enough. Look here : ruclips.net/video/pslnI0IPEc8/видео.html

    • @mgc7199
      @mgc7199 5 лет назад +4

      @Edd
      It is even possible to partially melt stones. This however wasn't used to destroy walls but to glue stones together and remove mortar joints.

    • @tando6266
      @tando6266 5 лет назад +13

      @@eddgrs9193 That requires a large temperature shift, VERY RAPIDILY to induce the necessary thermal stress. Hannibal used it in the alps but lighting a large bonfire under the stone then quinching it using ice cold wine (its the alps, its cold).
      Simply lighting a fire under stone in normal conditions really wont do anything.

    • @decem_sagittae
      @decem_sagittae 5 лет назад

      @@tando6266 thanks professor obvious

    • @tando6266
      @tando6266 5 лет назад +8

      @@decem_sagittae Your welcome, Glad you could speak on behalf of everyone in proclaiming what is obvious and what isn't.
      As a side note if its so obvious then what kind of timber would you use for the supports, and what kind of timber would you place around the base of the supports for the best effect?

  • @chadthundercock8635
    @chadthundercock8635 5 лет назад +144

    “The most important resources is food and resources” wait

  • @DahrkMezalf
    @DahrkMezalf 4 года назад +59

    "Coming Soon" : *speakers blow out*
    "To Own On DVD" : *viewers scramble to adjust volume*
    "And Video Cassette" : *atomic bomb explodes*
    "MACHICOLATIONS!!!!!!"

  • @advanceringnewholder
    @advanceringnewholder 5 лет назад +375

    4:03 Shad, Quicklime is A BASE, not ACID. It works by releasing a large amount of heat when in contact with water. After that, it produces Slaked Lime

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 лет назад +30

      And that process is highly corrosive on living tissue as it's more than 70%water... and most proteins and fats are acidic...

    • @yaroslavpanych2067
      @yaroslavpanych2067 5 лет назад +26

      Ehm, no. What Shad means is not quicklime, it is Calcium carbide, CaC2. Technically speaking, it is salt. And I don't see any OH here. This substance cause burns because it like water so much, so it literally absorbs it from living tissue very gladly, and releases acetylene (C2H2) which in its turn likes to burn very much.

    • @megaoptamas759
      @megaoptamas759 5 лет назад +12

      I love sciencetific descussions

    • @yaroslavpanych2067
      @yaroslavpanych2067 5 лет назад +9

      @Golden Eagle Yes, I missed Shad's 'quicklime'.. but then again, CaO is not an acid at all, and will not behave like acid. Nevertheless, I do not think quicklime that violent as Shad explains/expects. I used to work with quicklime bare hands (because was stupid), yes, it is kind of uncomfortable, kind of burns, especially scratches and wounds, but it is nothing I could no tolerate at all. In our topic: attacker usually protected some how, I do not thing such trap will be significant enough obstacle.

    • @kleinjahr
      @kleinjahr 5 лет назад +8

      @@yaroslavpanych2067 True, unless it gets in your eyes.

  • @PaladinMthe13th
    @PaladinMthe13th 5 лет назад +319

    Another excellent video!
    "But father, I don't want to marry her."
    "What?! Why not? She's got huge... *cups hands in front of his chest* MACHICOLATIONS!"

    • @asraarradon4115
      @asraarradon4115 4 года назад +28

      I dated a girl with a huge machicolation one time. It was like throwing a hotdog down a murder hole.

    • @jenniferschmitzer299
      @jenniferschmitzer299 4 года назад +12

      never knew this was a metric 😳😳

  • @AdamNoizer
    @AdamNoizer 4 года назад +9

    A really good example of what you talked about at 8:00 regarding effective leaders preventing a victorious attacking army from plundering a city was the siege of damascus in 634 AD. Essentially because the Roman city had to be taken by storm and didn't surrender, the Rashidun Caliphate soldiers under General Khalid's command expected to be allowed to sack the city, however one of the other commanders Abu Ubaidah ibn al-Jarrah had already accepted a peace treaty from the garrison General Thomas. So this meant that Khalid and al-Jarrah, through employing strict discipline essentially had to prevent their own soldiers from looting the city which they expected to be allowed to do.

  • @Capybara_352
    @Capybara_352 4 года назад +333

    “Machiculatioooooooooooooooooooooooons”
    Another galaxy
    Alien child: “Mum, what is that noise?”
    Alien mother: “ go to the cellars, you’ll be safe there”
    Edit: Oh my gosh thanks for all the likes everybody! 😊

    • @operationstratos1013
      @operationstratos1013 4 года назад +15

      “Machiculatiooooooooooooooooooooons”
      *Death Star Explodes*

    • @lukeskywalker8543
      @lukeskywalker8543 4 года назад +5

      I'll let shad take the credit on that one

    • @tubbisaurusrex
      @tubbisaurusrex 4 года назад +1

      This is Mando’s backstory

    • @30noir
      @30noir 4 года назад +3

      Machicolations. Not Machiculations.

    • @ulfablod
      @ulfablod 3 года назад

      WRONG YOU ALL.....
      MACHICIOLATIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSZAH

  • @utisti4976
    @utisti4976 5 лет назад +76

    21:37
    "MACHICULATIOOOOOOOOOOOONS!"

    • @Guderian2
      @Guderian2 5 лет назад +6

      It was at this Moment, that Thanos cr***ed his pants ^^

  • @alexkuhn5188
    @alexkuhn5188 5 лет назад +47

    this is EXACTLY why I subscribed! you have taught me a lot of new stuff! probably my favorite part is where you explained how the Lady of the Castle impressed the army sieging the castle and they let her keep her land.

  • @11jerans
    @11jerans 4 года назад +51

    10 Hours of Darth Vader Breathing
    I see you are also a man of culture

  • @Milkymalk
    @Milkymalk 3 года назад +2

    16:03 The "Große Frankfurter Büchse" was a cannon that shot rocks weighting 170 kg at you and was used in leveling the Burg Tannenberg (some of those ammo rocks are still there). On several occasions, just the mere sight of this cannon made defenders surrender to save their city or castle walls. 20 horses were needed to pull the cannon. This was during the end of the middle ages when black powder was already in use, of course.

  • @yourverybestfriend1263
    @yourverybestfriend1263 5 лет назад +119

    Nothing better than some Shad on a Tuesday morning.

    • @LiftYagami
      @LiftYagami 5 лет назад

      15:45 nothing better than an image of Nilfgaardians in a Shad vid on sieges

    • @mikerty1212
      @mikerty1212 5 лет назад +1

      Well Shad is a very delicious fish. Especially if you fry it.

    • @PrivateSlacker
      @PrivateSlacker 5 лет назад +1

      I asked a British girl "Would you like to Shad with me?" but she slapped me instead.

    • @jonniiinferno9098
      @jonniiinferno9098 5 лет назад

      hey - i found the video still fresh and interesting on this Thursday morning too... =P

  • @BoarLord
    @BoarLord 5 лет назад +12

    Wake up, miss my 8 am, rush to my next class to wait, and what do I find? A thirty minute video from Shad. Truly I am blessed!

  • @samm5111
    @samm5111 4 года назад +2

    Hey Shad! Just stumbled onto the channel and fell in love immediately. The dedication you put into modeling things on sketchup, the sheer detail you go into, and your obvious passion and comedic approach is infectious! Please keep up the good work sparking passion for history and how humans developed during these tumultuous times you cover. Cheers from Canada!

  • @chaber9774
    @chaber9774 2 года назад

    I like the engagement with which you are talking and the detail of this and other videos.
    I love your videos.

  • @AlwaysEast
    @AlwaysEast 5 лет назад +78

    This'll no doubt go unnoticed by I wanted to say thank you. I've been working on an online RPG for 7 odd months now and I've referred to your content a lot.

    • @timmykkgb
      @timmykkgb 4 года назад +4

      Whats it called?

    • @timtim6373
      @timtim6373 4 года назад +7

      Dank Bilzerian deez nuts

    • @timtim6373
      @timtim6373 4 года назад +6

      Ha got em

    • @timtim6373
      @timtim6373 4 года назад +3

      By the way I’m also curious

    • @redbear2113
      @redbear2113 4 года назад

      Same except for the rpg part.

  • @PJDAltamirus0425
    @PJDAltamirus0425 5 лет назад +43

    You forgot that bonbardment sorta goes against the point of sieging on the first place which is to acquire another command center and outpost for your men in which to fall back on or launch another attack. If you turn it to rubble, you have to devote men to rebuilding that for it to be any use to you.

    • @jonsnow1342
      @jonsnow1342 5 лет назад

      I learned that the hard way in Total War lol

  • @emperorkraglint9792
    @emperorkraglint9792 3 года назад

    This video is amazing Shadiversity. I'm actually editing my book now to fix a siege in the story so that it makes more sense and you've helped me understand how to design castles even in a fantasy setting.

  • @granthorton9464
    @granthorton9464 3 года назад +1

    I haven't even finished the video yet, and I feel the need to comment... I LOVE how passionate you are about the subject at hand! The way you're able to explain with excitement and understanding is amazing.... Sir you are a good teacher and I comend you for it! Thank you.

  • @mattes4929
    @mattes4929 5 лет назад +39

    That is the video I needed for a story I'm writing now.

  • @austincummins7712
    @austincummins7712 5 лет назад +272

    Soldier: "My lord, the men are weak and beginning to perish from thirst. This desert is harsh and unwavering to those without drink, and if we do not surrender the castle soon I fear we will all suffer a horrible death."
    Lord Doofenfartz: "Nonsense- I would certainly negotiate a surrender before I myself actually perished. You may very well be right about everyone else though- why has your commander not provided any drink to quench this devilish thirst?!"
    Soldier: "Uhrm- well you ordered us to boil all of it and dump it onto the heathens during their assault last week...."
    Lord Doofenfartz: "Ah- you are quite right. I knew that- I was just testing you. How long do you think we have?"
    Soldier: "That's the thing sir- we don't rightly know. You ordered us to heat all the sand and dump that on the heathens too. We even included the sand from those hourglasses that the wise, old, bearded man made for us a few years ago. Without a working hourglass, we have lost all concept of time and some of the men are starting to go insane over it. Just this morning we had a man intentionally jump through the machicolations to his death because he thought he had been on duty for a week straight but it was really only five minutes."
    [In the distance, a severely dehydrated soldier on the brink of insanity in a black gambeson with dark hair and glasses appears to have miraculously overheard the mention of machicolations and begins yelling MACHICOLATIONNNNSSSS from the battlements]
    Soldier: (continues) "I have tried turning the glass over several times my lord, but it doesn't seem to do anything without the sand in it. I think the bearded guy was a wizard or somethi-"
    Lord Doofenfartz: "Enough! I grow weary of this discussion and your inability to conjure resources at will. Do something about these corpses, they are starting to stink!"
    Soldier: "Erm, right, just one more thing sir- you actually ordered us to heat the quick lime and dump it on the heathens as well so we have no way to quickly dispose of these bodies anymo-"
    Lord Doofenfartz: "Shutup soldier! Your excuses are tiresome and I will have no more of it! Go fetch some oil and prepare for my daily massage! Surely you didn't boil THAT and dump it on the heathens! And someone please execute that insane man who is STILL yelling the last syllable from the word machicolations!"
    Soldier: "Oh heavens no my lord- the oil is much too precious of a resource. I will fetch it right away!"

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis 5 лет назад +10

      your a hero.

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 лет назад +12

      I don't think any medieval architect was stupid enough to make machicolations large enough for a man to fall through. Just saying,

    • @austincummins7712
      @austincummins7712 5 лет назад +13

      @@DZ-1987 Yeah, Shad mentioned that in one his past videos I think. I will chalk it up to 1) Lord Doofenfartz' ancestors influenced the design of the castle in spite of the architect's pleas and 2) Lazy storywriting to force Shad into the plot somehow.
      Thanks for pointing it out though! I think you just Shadiversity'd my little mini-story. For that sir- you get a like!

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 лет назад +7

      I see. Well, i do basically live by his teachings, so i'll take your like and give you one yourself.

    • @williamr.s.5693
      @williamr.s.5693 5 лет назад +2

      That was good!

  • @mattiabentivogli8144
    @mattiabentivogli8144 5 лет назад +1

    This was such an instructive, deep and yet enjoyable video! Thank you Shad

  • @aarontraynor9154
    @aarontraynor9154 5 лет назад

    This is so useful for DMs. I'm so glad I found this channel

  • @tvdjeda
    @tvdjeda 5 лет назад +15

    Every single battle tactic mentioned in the video demands a video dedicated to it, there is just so much complexity in all of them

  • @xtremetuberVII
    @xtremetuberVII 5 лет назад +51

    SHAD! Stop reading my mind! This video is an instant like, instant comment, because it's the very thing I was looking for for the past week! For the purpose of writing one of the most accurate sieges I've ever attempted.

    • @Eldariur
      @Eldariur 5 лет назад +2

      Hope you'll add some little dragoons. :3

    • @xtremetuberVII
      @xtremetuberVII 5 лет назад +1

      @@Eldariur Little? How little we talking here? Handheld? Horse sized?

    • @Eldariur
      @Eldariur 5 лет назад

      xtremetuberVII , handheld. They're so cute. ^_^

    • @leandrog2785
      @leandrog2785 5 лет назад

      ​@@xtremetuberVII Yes

    • @xtremetuberVII
      @xtremetuberVII 4 года назад

      @@Eldariur Follow up! I'm thinking that wings are going to be a recessive trait for one specifies of "dragon" as it were, and that way tons of variation can be had, like, adorable tiny winged hatchlings, or comedically, but still functional, massive winged tiny "dragons" and such. A few hundred years of mixed breeding and I can see some smaller shoulder dragons happening! Woo! Hard Magic! I've got to start fleshing that out, speaking of....

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 5 лет назад +7

    It's amazing how the psychology of soldiery has changed with the supremacy of projectile weapons - in the US Civil War you have accounts of combatants being mere feet from each other, even inside the same building, and still taking potshots at each other rather than resorting to the bayonet or the club or the knife. Back in this time, the club, axe, polearm, knife - that's the default. How do you get soldiers to kill? Psychologically, I mean - when you lack the framing device of something like Nationalism with its them/us dynamic in terms of warfare - when you're conscripting men off their farms.
    The experiences of the early 20th century taught military academicians that generally, it's difficult to get the average person to fire their weapon with the intent of hitting the enemy. In the Second World War we discovered that generally it was something around 2/5 - maybe even less - that were doing so with the intent of killing. We took multiple approaches, one of which was to just increase the rate of fire of an infantry unit. Put so much lead in the air that eventually SOMETHING is going to get hit - but we also changed the training - we use operant conditioning to make killing an act of muscle memory rather than something which is thought about or considered by a soldier. The weight of the act is only coming after the deed is done and so the 'effectiveness' of the individual goes up dramatically.
    How do you get the Medieval or Ancient soldier to do their job, and do it well? When you have more inferior training, when combat is so much more intimate, often very ghastly in this intimacy, and when medicine is scientifically not up to par with the carnage, so that getting injured will result in death quite often. How do you convince them to fight?

    • @paavobergmann4920
      @paavobergmann4920 3 года назад

      very good question.

    • @paavobergmann4920
      @paavobergmann4920 3 года назад +2

      I thought some more about this. I think, the group dynamic, and the we/them psychology is very powerful and universal in humans, Nationalism is only a modern, generalised variety.
      Also, I think, everyday life was more brutal, ppl were more used to physical violence, and killing or hurting someone, especially in battle, was not so deeply engrained as something fundamentally wrong.
      On the other hands, I tend to believe that the majority of medieval wars were per number of combatants on average less bloody than modern conflicts, although the actual carnage was close, personal and gruesome. It was more sieges than battles, every warlord would try to avoid battles if he wasn't sure he would win, and the majority of battles were a lot less deadly than the ones we read about in history books. Once one side was outmanuevered, and the victor was obvious, the fighting would often stop. And up to then, it would often be units pushing each other around, rarely all-out havoc. Several dozen casualties would be considered a bloody day. The few instances with thousands of dead I believe were in instances when things went horribly wrong for some reason.
      As for actually making enemy contact in the middle of a field battle, I think group dynamics, people thrusting steel into your face and adrenaline rush can carry you a long way.

    • @mauktheogre4477
      @mauktheogre4477 3 года назад +1

      You tell them its for glory/God/your noble.

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 2 года назад

      Pure self interest. Consider your local lord as the school principal and that your local community is only the size of a school. Shad mentions the libertarian aspect of feudalism - if your lord is a reasonable bloke then he’s really doing something valuable to directly help protect your family. Humans choose to be peaceful and you need to support the structure that’s giving you peace. Shad mentions the peaceful resolution of sieges. I would suggest the swords didn’t come out too much and our observation of boxing and MMA and fencing or kendo implies that fighting was necessarily nonlethal and fairly short, so perhaps it wasn’t as bad as you’d think. It’s worth noting that WW1 and WW2 appear to be dramatically worse with much higher casualties. Napoleon wasn’t THAT ancient of history at the time.
      We are in the goldfish bowl of nationalism. Times have changed a lot. Gotta be unlucky to die now. I suspect it was the same as long as you didn’t apply naked berserker tactics.

  • @johnnywalking83
    @johnnywalking83 3 года назад

    A video of yours I actually already knew all about other than all the specific details of your historical examples. Thank you Total War video game series!

  • @barkfish6853
    @barkfish6853 5 лет назад +27

    Love your channel. Huge ancient history and Medieval history lover. I love how alien it is even though it was part of our world.
    And ...>.> A fantasy fan....
    So basically your channel is gold for me.

    • @Jonah-720
      @Jonah-720 5 лет назад +1

      BarkFish right??

    • @unnamedchannel1237
      @unnamedchannel1237 3 года назад

      Thing is they did not have smart phones back then to video the flying saucers

  • @HerodotVonHalikarnas
    @HerodotVonHalikarnas 5 лет назад +33

    Funny how a lot of our preconceptions of the middle ages stem from early modern history. Like brutal witch hunts, castle bombardments and vicious looting and pillaging. Some of the worst instances (in the case of Germany) took place in the aftermath of the reformation. Especially the Sack of Magdeburg during the Thirty Years War is still present in collective memory. Here we have a misconception that is at least partially derived from the way we construct history. The shift from the medieval to the modern era was originally thought up by renaissance scholars who considered their times to be more educated and civilized than the "dark" middle ages, which they considered to be an interval of decay that was now overcome. As a result, we are still more likely today to attribute brutality to the medieval era. (Not that there weren't horrible things done in that period).

  • @bardslee
    @bardslee Год назад +1

    Shad I genuinely love your videos. Please keep making more

  • @adamarndt2587
    @adamarndt2587 4 года назад +9

    17:48
    I live near that castle! It is called Trosky (Ruins). And I must say, AWESOME video, your content is so informative.

    • @Myslivir
      @Myslivir 2 года назад

      Funny to think we have a castle literally named Ruins XD

  • @SteveMHN
    @SteveMHN 5 лет назад +61

    21:40 I hate shit like that. I was just listening to the video on one tab, while I was playing darts on another tab.
    I had a heart attack and now I'm going to sue you, my expensive lawyer will be in touch.

  • @irrelavant13
    @irrelavant13 5 лет назад +63

    A day with a Shadiversity video.... is a good day. 👍

  • @abrahamlincoln5661
    @abrahamlincoln5661 4 года назад +70

    4.06 ''quicklime is a kind of acid''
    Quicklime isn't an acid...it is Calcium oxide...an alkaline caustic..it is a base, the opposite of an acid.

    • @Willingtons
      @Willingtons 4 года назад +12

      you possibly missed the important part of the quote you picked, i think he said 'kind of' because it will still ruin skin and material in a manner which is commonly associated with acid despite not being an acid

    • @abrahamlincoln5661
      @abrahamlincoln5661 4 года назад +6

      @@Willingtons
      Here is the exact quote, he is really under the impression that it is an acid..and you didn't even check the part despite me time stamping it.
      ''What they did throw down was boiling water, hot sand.()..and even quicklime, quicklime is a type of acid alright''

    • @Arkangel630
      @Arkangel630 4 года назад +1

      Was wondering if I was the only one to notice

    • @g.thomashart9368
      @g.thomashart9368 4 года назад +1

      @@Arkangel630 I’m happy I’m with you on this! 😀 It is basic (literally) chemistry😆.

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 4 года назад +7

      @@g.thomashart9368 nobody remembers chemistry or at least that chemistry unless its relevant to your job or something

  • @troytodd79
    @troytodd79 4 года назад +1

    You love this stuff.. I love that you love this stuff. It makes watching your videos a pure joy.

  • @Tobbs96
    @Tobbs96 5 лет назад +38

    It is said that when seeing machicolations, Shad's power grows to rival that of Shaggy himself

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 4 года назад

      Maybe shaggy would have to use 2 percent of his power

    • @AVGyerra22
      @AVGyerra22 4 года назад

      @@kellynolen498 and Shad wouldn't even use 1%

  • @dohnjoe7265
    @dohnjoe7265 5 лет назад +56

    7 dislikes from people who suffered a crappy experience of dysentery caused by SUMRM (Shad's Ultimate Machiculations Roar Montage)

  • @Erowens98
    @Erowens98 3 года назад +4

    The most famous case of sapping was obviously the Battle of helms deep.

  • @EpicRandomness555
    @EpicRandomness555 4 года назад +1

    Machiculatiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooons
    I listened to that with my headphones turned up, it was glorious.

  • @Citrakite
    @Citrakite 5 лет назад +62

    21:45 Our shields can't repel maticulations of that magnitude!

  • @Ser_Menegast
    @Ser_Menegast 5 лет назад +11

    1:17 "...but even then, there are ways a castle can be undermined" for example: quite literally undermining. Shad really missed a good opportunity for reconciliation.

  • @theextremeviking
    @theextremeviking 5 лет назад

    Awesome video, I really enjoy learning about castles from you! 10/10

  • @alysellin686
    @alysellin686 3 года назад

    Ahh this has proved to be helpful for my fantasy novel. Thank you.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +404

    Remember, the superior siege engine is a weapon that can throw a 90kg projectile over 300 meters.

    • @ant_lordok3665
      @ant_lordok3665 5 лет назад +5

      Justin Y. I don't remember

    • @the_Kutonarch
      @the_Kutonarch 5 лет назад +71

      Jeez, you really are everywhere aren't you?
      I bet youtube's algorithm doesn't even notify you about replies anymore.

    • @nasserfirelordarts6574
      @nasserfirelordarts6574 5 лет назад +7

      I am 3rd to reply to this bot

    • @davidsnoek8686
      @davidsnoek8686 5 лет назад +9

      thats a trebuchet

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 лет назад +21

      @@davidsnoek8686 or a Soviet B4 203mm howitzer...

  • @Starolfr
    @Starolfr 5 лет назад +62

    Aw, man. I missed the class that covered "the war in france that one time"... xD
    Thanks for covering! :D

  • @MatthewWilliamsX
    @MatthewWilliamsX Год назад +1

    Definitely a yes to this older content.
    So much fun XD

  • @ComandaKronikk
    @ComandaKronikk 2 года назад

    Thanks Shad definitely using the quick lyme, sand and boiling water in the siege scene in my fantasy novel now ahah you the man!

  • @AgentXA564
    @AgentXA564 5 лет назад +261

    Anakin Skywalker never attacked a castle because of the hot sand.

    • @yulsixa7343
      @yulsixa7343 5 лет назад

      Lmao 😂😂😂

    • @TheCheesybeef
      @TheCheesybeef 5 лет назад +29

      It’s coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.

    • @darthvader6533
      @darthvader6533 5 лет назад +10

      Leave me alone!

    • @Graymenn
      @Graymenn 5 лет назад +11

      and it always has the high ground

    • @TheCheesybeef
      @TheCheesybeef 5 лет назад +9

      Northern Crusades
      Novgorod: It's over Teutons! I have the high ground!
      Livonian Order: You underestimate my power!
      Novgorod: Don't try it...

  • @andrewpeterson7205
    @andrewpeterson7205 5 лет назад +14

    21:40 Shad has become death, the destroyer of worlds. . .

  • @arthas640
    @arthas640 2 года назад +1

    Reminds me of a story I heard of some Vikings who had heard stories of Constantinople's wealth and sailed there to raid it. They saw the layered walls, massive forts and towers, and the fortified harbor and they left not long after. They realized it would take years, maybe DECADES to starve them out and even the mightiest viking army with even the horniest helmets couldnt break through the walls.

  • @japanesebitter1066
    @japanesebitter1066 2 года назад

    Thanks Shad, me and my men have been laying siege to a castle for 1 year now with no luck, I’ll try the tips