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this video was originally made in 2018. It's a mega compilation of the dutch channel i used to run. Lots of people wanted in on the fun so enjoy this english subbed version. good times.
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this video was originally made in 2018. It's a mega compilation of the dutch channel i used to run. Lots of people wanted in on the fun so enjoy this english subbed version. there is much more dutch content that i can translate, if anyones interested?

[@markoblanusa1025]

Absolute legend Mr Ji Xaw thank you for uploading

[@obhwg]

frankly i would enjoy if you MAde more Dutch content.

[@EepyJuni]

IK MOET MEER VAN DEZE SHIT ZIEN PLEASE

[@Aaron_NEO]

​@@EepyJuniPRECIES MAN

[@FrenchineerGaming]

this is pure Colgate concentrate

[@SeanPalpatine]

Hopefully in seven thousand years, this is the only remnant of dutch culture left

[@Edgar_Gamesthefunni]

The Netherlands is truly an amazing country to visit

[@Aaron_NEO]

And to live in

[@mubblr]

i live inside of my head

[@ultraseis]

hello fellow lithuanian

[@knatspray]

Bulgarian?

[@bigdaddyswagmoney]

yooooo lithuanian

[@ps2bndled]

His humor didn't change one bit lol

[@showsomesignsoflife]

It just got worse lol

[@lan260]

Words can't describe how much I love the fucking Netherlands just because of Jixaw.
Like I swear to god if I go there and the Official Dutch soundtrack© isn't just 24/7 of metal pipes falling I'm filing a report

[@Lars._]

Thats our national anthem actually

[@autterloserontheinternet8684]

Yeah as a dutch person i can confirm that

[@ManOfScienceManOfFaith]

i thought jixaw was swedish jewish expatriate

[@iantheguy9731]

Something tells me this will be the most coherent video we will see on this channel for a long time.

[@JustAlex1795]

I'm watching this as it was meant to be watched: at 144p on public wifi as my thesis sits in front of me, unwritten

[@LiterallyRyan_Gosling]

As a Dutch person, I can confirm this is an average night out in Schiermonnikoog

[@Aaron_NEO]

Nederlandse content gaat altijd goud zijn 😂💀

[@PapaLuge]

I just escaped Holland and I see this in my feed

[@jj9635]

The effort jixaw puts into his thumbnails is inspirational to us all

[@jakubpalinowski123]

how does the guy at 1:04 have such a high quality microphone that even the 241db noisewall he creates when he implodes live on camera sounds clean? like i'm seriously impressed by how well and cleanly the mic is able to record the crap brutal micspam while at the same time capturing as much distortion and noise as a webcam funny mic

[@xKiuuu]

That old sketch you did with your mates was some of the funniest comedy on youtube, I hope ur able to make similar things in the future

[@user-xl1du3gp6q]

Jixaw and his buddies playing games at 3 AM as they laugh so hard with the voices inside their head and make interesting and elderly facts that no human can comprend🤣

[@kacpernap2863]

honestly like jokes aside you seem like a very chill, friendly person to talk to, like one of those cashiers that you remember for 6 years cuz they complimented you

[@Jixaw.]

You too lad

[@rrodey]

The father asking if his son had cleaned his room absolutely destroyed me, great stuff

[@nistraan]

Toen hij zei buiskinders wist ik all dat dit een certificade klassik zal zijn

[@youokboi8556]

I'm going to learn Dutch from this video

[@techtonick0]

I like how with "g" pronounced as "kxcchhkch" dutch makes earrape even funnier, keep it up mate this is gold

[@deinemudda1049]

Just another day in Amsterdam with the lads

[@Khylian]

Mark Rutte cried and crapped after watching this video

[@Vexthewolf03]

This a fun fever dream to rewatch

[@Armageddon_71]

I did not understand a single word but laughed all the through man fucc my humor.
Funy content Mr Ji Xaw!

[@teddysadcat]

Dutch may not be a real language but it is real enough for me

[@thomkalsbeek8611]

I read this in star destroyers voice😂

[@irisholigarch316]

another absolute production

[@EnderGamer1936]

this video feels like its an hour long

[@StrangerOman]

This is certified RUclips Poop content. I love it.

[@gentle_tmnf7149]

As an West german i see this as an Win

[@knatspray]

0:54 Thank you so much for putting me in your video! I really appreciate all the free sausage wraps I’m getting from strangers now.

[@noelfodi387]

More of this, like 3% yes, please.

[@BigBoris]

This is the hostage crisis of all time

[@obolstudios5154]

I’m assuming jixaws’s friends are eldritch horror’s which he summoned out of his bath water or something like that to make those sounds 1:12

[@JonnyHorseman]

This is the most video of all time

[@Chefcouchon]

1:21 always makes me laugh

[@dum_potat]

I can't believe he lives in the Nether, Minecraft

[@mrxbas]

As a Dutch person, I can confirm that this is indeed the Dutch gaming experience.

[@SourDisc]

1:00 the PUBG bridge incident nobody is talking about (informative dutch commentary)

[@sparklebum]

this video caused my pulmonary system to shut down

[@qrthv]

what am i even watching at this point.. whatever this is beautiful

[@Nostalgia_Realm]

fun in digitasl space

[@hapsti]

god I wish I had friends like these

[@hak1miru336]

This video is what I see in my dreams after taking 40 benadryls

[@de-ment]

first frame:
-freemode
-damaged vehicles
this is already gonna be a banger

[@brutuslouis]

I’m dying bro i. Cant believe this was your 9.3 gti engine of 2018

[@millennialchicken]

genuine schiphol minute

[@janjanssen8500]

O MIJN GOD 3E REACTIE OP JIXAW??? EXDEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ik en de kinderen hebben het goed meneer Jixaw.
Wij hopen jou weer snel te zien.
Daar sta je dan.
Versnellingsbak onder je auto vandaan
Het is mooi weer, dus we chillen hem dood vandaag.
Jullie weten niet wat ik bedoel, het was allemaa
Wij hebben het niet zo breed.
Gr aad.
Verstuurd vanaf een zandkorrel in Kenya.

[@Jixaw.]

Zo, het zwembad staat weer!

[@BigBoris]

séx.

[@forbidenlemi]

1:04 - 1:15 I’m bloody dead bruh your friends are the best

[@Forklift_Enthusiast12]

LMAO MY VIDEO WAS BUFFERING AT 3:59 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS PART OF THE JOKE

[@Vexthewolf03]

I love these chaotic uploads, this the stuff gets my hype thank you

[@sweetdude1298]

This is one of the Dutch videos of all time

[@jackshadowbrowse]

Such a beautiful language. I can feel jixaw inside me

[@vlga8917]

oh so hes dutch. this channel makes so much more sense now.

[@crackingthesky]

so no rdr references? thank gods

[@Dubfiance]

This is certainly one of them

[@eaglesix6585]

2:04 Gümüşkurşun moment

[@vincnt9537]

this seriously goes hard jixawr

[@skoopernootle]

Now this video is bussin

[@Skywolf_NL]

Letsgoo, nederlanders unite

[@synkadus]

nice fever dream

[@TBG2201]

ah yes the land of the appie hein

[@bruhicusmomentus3060]

Someone tell Duolingo that this counts for my dutch lesson today

[@MrTheil]

Calmest day in the Netherlands

[@LoneWindtheWolf]

this is a certified Jixaw classic

[@Fixxate]

Braindead content like this is what gets me through slow hours at work

[@xoomii6366]

This was/is just so beautiful goddamn

[@yuular6218]

Ik ontwikkel ter plekke alle mentale aandoeningen van A tot Z door dit allemaal waar te nemen

[@wavecrashs]

me after the lobotomy

[@wr1dd355]

As someone who visits this country often I can say that Netherland is one of the countries that ever existed.

[@this_is_ARZEN]

1:09 ...di-AHHHH‐

[@weskerrebirth5849]

this is the nether in my lands

[@JJ-dh5vq]

Dit is een belangrijk onderdeel van onze cultuur

[@Kaibutsu_lol]

truly one of the best national geographic episodes

[@LazyLow]

please make more of these, dutch fella

[@himkoto249]

in deze video bewijst Jixaw nogmaals dat verkeersongelukken het toppunt van komedie zijn, bravo

[@darrinlaw2832]

Funny how these videos make more sense when jixaw speaks in concrete Italian

[@virtualevents65]

He left a fat cup of colgate

[@FatherOfZombie2]

Is this some sort of fever dream? Because I love it.

[@pronto3_]

>men on the a1 brug muiden

[@equinox7483]

This is what happens every day in Arnhem.

[@kakroom3407]

This is my favorite youtube channel ❤
I have water deficiency

[@akinef7993]

exelentoé saund desain *dies from 520394 demzbello watching this with headears

[@fubardotjaypeg1458]

Thanks for dubbing this in Hebrew, jixaw your bones smell like molten copper

[@gabrielsebastianrodriguezp3769]

this video will have a large impact on greece economy by october 13 2043

[@mantewittermans970]

Dit was heel grappig, mooi gemaakt

[@docchoc2407]

very Colgaté video from the minecraft nether irl lands 👍

[@pockpock6382]

most silent Jixaw video

[@masterseeker360]

The embodiment of randomised comedy prophesied by veggietales

[@kamilianos]

amazing editing. That's as much as I can say about this Dutch madness :)

[@Daedalus-_-]

groningen documentary

[@c.x05]

another jixaw banger

[@rikingg5629]

reminds me of my italian mates but if we were speaking mjölnir language and if we smelled like fish and if we said the n word a bit less

[@Bredmirror]

*deep raspy voice *
Everyone is going to beg, by the time im finished on the toilet.

[@mateuszorlinski7334]

0:28 of course it's a Philips

[@Oguyaka.]

My favorite channel:
Metal Pipe TV

[@JohnPabloEsposito]

God i wish i had a guy in my group capable of such micspam

[@BombiN0]

To this day we still don't know if SB stands for suck balls

[@BobberWCC]

Beautiful

[@dopey473]

Thanks for the lobotomy mate

[@daredaron3843]

me n my dutch homies casually breakng the game b like

[@0li945]

I found the og channel but nearly all the videos have been made private. I am curious to see what videos there were