Hessian Hobbies
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Here at Hessian Hobbies we had a tough question to answer. "What do Metal Dads do when their kids are bored?" Answer! "THEY CRAFT!"
Song: "Summoning Lupine" by Leviathan, released on Moribund Records
This is the real education.
Thank you!!
I'm like number 69
This is the most metal parenting i've ever seen in my life.
Silent Bob has gone to the dark side.
I love you all!!!
Metal is the Law!
Invisible Sammich
It's awesome man, I'll be like that some day, hehehehe
Watching this in church LMAO
7 years have passed, I was the best chiled actor.
Edit 11 years sheeesh
Wait, you're the kid from the video? Awesome! :D Your dad is a fucking legend
What ! since now, i'll always tought you were a little girl :o . Congrats man, you are in the most famous video of the world \m/
@@johannyblot327 Im glad to be famous
@@-sQsa- your father has a great musical taste
I must be the only one who knew you were a boy. I knew immediately. You looked just like my son. Tiny badass. lol
Varg Vikernes liked this video.
*This man is the great and beautiful father*
This reminds me of when I was younger and my mom and I melted a red candle all over an angel shaped candle to make it look like it was bleeding.
Well you and your mom seems interesting
Satanist much!
Oh that shrek *badup bum* you little bitch I will always be higher then you!!! BOW TO MEEEEE!!!
Lol same tho
@@Christamation Especially his Mom.
I'm Christian. Still think this is pretty badass. Christians don't automatically have to get offended by things. Jayui22
Well you're the first one I've ever seen.
You sucker
Odin is pleased
how about satan?
my name is alex satan is overated
lnas 18 oh okay lets praise Odin then
lol ok
This idiots don't know shut Vikings did this to please Odin read a book it ain't that hard too read a page
Parenting. You're doing it right.
Wrong*
Shrek The OgreLord So much right*
Unless the parents are mental
Shrek The OgreLord You got me, shit!
Gabriel Rodrigues :O
Well, that was adorable.
So cute, I want a little girl like that so I can raise her to be a metalhead 🤘😉🤘
Awww the little girl is so cute. What a good father! I wish my parents did stuff like this with me when I was little.
Parenting done right!
I just wish I could be like this when I wad young lmao
If my husband and child do this I'll be a proud mama
this never gets old
Today is December 30 2023...no it does not...
Best Dad ever. Hail satan.
Everyone needs someone like this as their parent.
I'm just going to dislike this for the 666.
Fuck yeah man. I hope nobody will destroy your work.
two people did :( time to like back, dani. maybe we can reach the 666 again
I don't think it will be back to 666, I liked the video now anyway.
fuck it's 675 now people need to "un-dislike"
now i know how i will parent my future children
6 years after it was posted and I just found this. So funny!
I would love to have a dad like this.
Im a Christian half of me hates this the other half loves it
I saw the "Lords of Chaos" book and just knew because metal moms do it too! \m/
Thanks for the kind words everyone.
I am having a hell of time finding a kid to use for part 2.
but, I am trying.
METAL!
CROCUS B
Wait.... finding a kid?
Best Daddy of the World
Meanwhile in Finland.
Norway*
One of the best videos ever.
This is hilarious and adorable.
I just found my comment on this video from 11 years ago. How time flies. This clip is still awesome.
God bless you.
@AkatsukiPR0 Thanks for the info!
I was a little confused cause in germany there's a region called "Hessen" and hessian literally translates to "hessisch" or (the) "Hesse".
which are the name for the citizens os Hessen and the fitting adjective.
Again thank you!^^
simplemente ESPECTACULAR !!!! Si tuviera hijos les educaría de forma similar, jejejeje salvar animales y quemar maltratadores
Somewhere the Old Ones are watching.
That stare when he sees the book. Gets me everytime
Me and my son in the future
Still watching this in December 2016.
Seriously People
2018 now :P :-)
fucking Great!
Holy hellfire that is funny. I cannot stop laughing, nor halt my uncontrolable grinning when I think of that video. I cannot wait until part two!!!
Some nice Leviathan playing in the background, Next time try Striborg!
Goddamn I can't get past how much he looks like Kevin Smith
XDDD
i always do this when my kids are bored
THIS AND NOTHING ELSE!!!
This Guy is the Master Designer for a very famous Knight Videogame. He is from the Chez Republic.
@Gonzalopucelano realmente no me importa si te ofende... si quitaran tooooooooooooodos los videos ofencivos... no habrian videos en youtube.... perfectamente yo puedo decir que la musica gospel me ofende o que los video spoliticos o sobre el mundial....
Leviathan 💀
Exactly how I imagine family time at Varg's home :D
Probably minus the corpsepaint and the Lords Of Chaos book.
You still burn stuff with your daughter? Awesome!
Awww so Cute, reminds me of an Album once released by Dark Funeral called, Teach the Children to Worship Satan, true shit no joke look it up if you don't believe me.
@MissMandyGomes ... Na noruega, não existe cristianismo... primeiro ... cada um escolhe a doutrina que quer seguir, segundo, idiotice é não ter bom senso, ou por acaso esse pessoal entra em vídeo cristão e fala que é idiotice? pode até achar que é, mas não vão lá falar, sabe porque ? porque todo mundo ta pouco se fodendo pra vida e opinião alheia, claro , quando digo todo mundo, digo pessoa que tem respeito, pois opinião nasce e cresce de pessoa pra pessoa, opinião própria poucos tem.
@MissMandyGomes Quando digo que ta todo mundo se fodendo pra vida e opinião alheia, me refiro a liberdade de expressão... do contrário , não existiriam um trilhão de igreja cristã de métodos diferentes... sendo que a crença se baseia em um só deus, o que é sem lógica nenhuma ter tantas igrejas ...
I probably would have been upset if they used Legos. Actually, it would have been funny if they put Westboro Baptist Church on the side of that craft.
Teaser of Lords of Chaos the movie which gonna depict euronymous, varg and anyone else in Black metal history.
Sin is a phrase coined in to convert people into a religion. And with people feeling bad for commencing with their natural indulgences you make them fear the afterlife. You are the biggest hypocrites. After you "sin" you ask for forgiveness and expect heaven? I believe your kind deserves it over this child who was just playing with sticks. She didn't commit adultery, didn't murder another person, I doubt she does anything all that bad.
I still wonder that happened to the little girl after she took part in this. I mean, did she even realise the connotations of this? Will she ever go to church and not think about how she acted in this movie? Did anyone explain the whole idea and the devil horns gesture to her? And most importantly- will she grow up someday to become the hottest and trvest lady-metalhead out there?
@Sirthomo111 i like your prediction on the matter of raising kids , which you failed 100%. . .because I'm not married and don't have kids plus I'm a blackmetalhead since i remember my self exist also i did not say '' god bless'' or ''may god forgive you'' so how do you know if in christian or i'm just angry because i see sacred things getting burned for fun? My friend it seems that you don't know how kids should be raised and how they react with things they don't know , i'm 1 of 8 kids u see
@DrDopehat i respect your opinion over the matter and i respect u saying that u like reading the bible even though u think religion should not be taken seriously .You have a point but i hope you see my point of view also
, it's not always fun to take situations to the edges like "burn,rape,spit and shit" upon thing that to others matter got it ! There are other ways like this conversation which i hope it's not what we say "trolling" , and i will lighten up :D maybe this can help others too ;-)
@mkmason2002
What makes us feel guilt is defined by our expectation toward others' judgment for our actions. Thieves are not liked therefore nobody want to be seen as a one because of fear of social judgment. So, how society acquired those values? It doesn't matter. The point is that it's not absolute and in fact made in sort it is useful. As I said before, Christianity forces a guilt upon its believers based on their very existence. This is insane and serve no practical goal except obedience.
@isubwiththis
*So you might as well focus your energy somewhere more useful instead of responding to me.*
yeah.perhaps you should take your own advice. if you have a right to your opinion, I have a right to mine, and, as with you, your thoughts will not change mine, and if you truly believe that, you wouldnt have responded to me in the first place. had a i known you were the type to get pissy whenever someone has a differing opinion form yours, I may have not said anything. grab a hanky, kid
Wrest and his daughter Lucy, In a PTA Meeting:
"Well the reason we called you in here, Mr...Wrest? Is that right? It just says Wrest here... anyway in art class today, your daughter made a beautiful popcicle church, but then she..."
Wrest: "Burned it down"?
Lucy: "They wouldn't let me"!
Teacher: "Why do you need to burn down the church, Lucy"?
Wrest: "Satan."
Teacher: "Oh...I see.. umm...well, now that we cleared that up...I guess you can go home now...see you tomorrow, Lucy."
Basically, they know that Christians will do nothing besides whining or complaining, so there is no courage nor will of rebellion or contradiction... why they do not try with some tougher people than the Christians? But of course, they are too politically correct for this... I mean, buring churches, offending Jesus and so on, it is so normal that I do not see what is so challenging and rebel in this
@mkmason2002
That wasn't the point (obviously). Guilt for murder and for other damaging deeds are indeed a social necessity. That is healthy. But, when looking at Christianity, it's not hard to see the guilt is used as a tool for submitting one since day one to the religious structures (i.e. guilt of being human, the need for being "saved").
@mkmason2002
I don't adhere to your values, so trying to convince me that I am wrong because I contradict those values of yours is irrelevant. Oh and by the way, I'm NOT what most people would consider "tolerant and open minded", i.e. a liberal. By the way, my point still stands, Christian psychology is insane. Feeling guilty for existing? No thanks.
@Usernameavailable85
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@mkmason2002
dear mkmason:
the contest to become the 1,000,000th person to crack that joke has long since passed. the management thanks you for participating, and encourages you to be on the lookout for future contests involving crappy worn out puns and put-downs.
sincerely,
The Management
@mkmason2002
Hold on, you're using religion mysticism to make a point here. This is not "truth" as you may want to think. Plus, I'm not justifying my opinion on what I feel. My point was that the whole Christianity thing is based on guilt. It just so happens guilt is a feeling. It's not that hard.
@mkmason2002
>Not feelings guilty for existing, being guilty[...]
You don't really make a point. Usually when someone is being told he is being guilty of something by his peers he usually feels guilty.
>A holy god
So there is more Gods out there? Sounds like blasphemy LOL
Good luck to anyone trying to extrapolate some sort of right or wrong out of this other then kid and dad having a perfectly healthy metal moment. The accusations that this will mess up the kid or whatever are pretty much all wrong simply because they don't make any fucking sense in the first place.
@TheMizzGAmanic Read the answer of Luke 769 and those one of MrRedPajamas, we have the same feeling. I am just being provocative. You attack Christian because they will not bother you? That is too easy and consequently, they try to be provocative, but it is a flop.
años después los ves como a Ozzy Osbourne cual zombie y mortificado por sus hijos adolescentes pero ya no tiene vida.... yeah!
Aww - my family is going to be like this with one weird twist - s/he'll have a metal/rocker type mum and a folk singer dad. ^_^ Will our kids be messed up? Well I hope so. But I'll die if they chav out on us or become Happy Clappers!!! o.0
@KILLALLPREPS1 Why thank you for comparing me to a legendary figure such as Nimrod, though, as I think it is a girl too, my girlfriend keeps saying it's a boy. So, I tried to ask the one who made the video, as he/she would probably know better!
Jajajajjajajajaja hell yeah!!! it will be better if she burn the church, one of trash metal or heavy at school primary, yo know... Who is my hero or what is my dad´s job something like that, jajajajajajajjajaja am going to see again!
I really dont understand why people keep saying thats this is an offensive video, i like black metal, and liked this joke about the genre, and how these fans behave, if your mind couldn't understand a joke, go see other videos!!!
@isthattrue Well i am catholic, and didn´t find it offensive, is like that "pig = metal = voice" joke, it is funny but i dont think some metal guy out there would feel offended. They were just trying to make a funny video, that´s all.
@luis1coelho Yes...this from a Portuguese. A largely catholic country. And where are you all now? Social, cultural and economically? In the shitter.
Guess you should've prayed more right? OR worked more, and pray less.
@eroloran at least I do speak and write in english, your mother tongue right? Can you do the same with mine, portuguese? Didn't realize posts on youtube could be tested for grammar and proper english, sorry.
i think this video crosses the line "good and twisted sence of humour" there are just some stuff you should not pull children into. I found it funny, but when you think about it little more then its not funny at all..
@fidoda007said, " What makes us feel guilt is defined by our expectation toward others' judgment for our actions." Explain this statement.
Answer my questions from the last post. What makes your moral standard or society's standard right? Why should someone feel guilt if they think what they did wasn't wrong? Aren't you judging others? Why should you judge others to bring them guilt?
As a charcoal lighter fluid, id like to say that this is not a real lighter fluid, i apologize for this charcoal lighter fluid's actions, not all of us help burn down popsicle stick churches.
@Mirm83
how sure are you, that the child is even aware if the point of the vid?? goddamn.. the kid is 4 years old, max..for all you know she just thinks daddy is making a goofy video...
@lakishajenkins Probably not. There a tons of CEOs of extremely successful companies who listen to metal. Just cus you like to burn church models and listen to death metal does not make you a scumbag.
@CrocusBocephus
Definitely do something by GWAR or Spazz or Witchery!
Amon Amarth-style Death metal would be way too close to this vid.
Maybe something along the Necrophagist side of things?
@mlucasone
-Jesus is death. He is therefore incapable of crying.
-The Internet can't burn because it is made almost entirely of silicon.
-It's not a church
-It's not His church but the child's one
-LOL
@miokitten Something happening in the past doesn't make it inherently appropriate. I find the video hilarious and I'm in fact non-Christian, I'm just pointing out a problem with your argument.
@xm15e2s
With all due respect, but you're quoting the Bible to people who think that book is a load of bullcrap. It really doesn't have the impact you want it to have, we really don't care...
@evildog100 Well I think funny and humorous is different. And I think, mainly, it's more amusing with a cute little girl. And also fun to watch a father and daughter hang out together. I would say funny is something you laugh at and I didn't laugh but I enjoy the video for the above reasons, not because it's funny. Because it isn't funny; it's cute.
@CrocusBocephus
THRASH!! please! songs: Pleasure to Kill- Kreator, Agent Orange or Nuclear Winter- Sodom, Bonded by Blood or Strike of the Beast- Exodus, Bestial Invasion- Destruction, Caugh in a Mosh- Anthrax, Elimination- Overkill, Into the Pit, Testament
any of those would totally work! we'll be waiting for it \,,/
thanks. I tought he was surprise. It makes a lot more sense. Also, I was worried about sounding like an idiot for asking, but I just realize I said bon't instead of don't. embarrassing.
@Ickylevel
why does *everything* have to have a "point" or some sort of intellectual meaning or value?? is it SO wrong to just dumb it down for a while??
get over yourself, ...
@fidoda007 But aren't you forcing murderers, rapists, liars and thieves to "submit" to your set of standards? Aren't you making them feel bad, guilty, when you should not be judging others? If there is no right or wrong then who are you to judge someone's behavior?
@fidoda007 A social necessity? Guilt is a belief that one did something wrong, evil. eg, lies, murder stealing, pedophilia, etc. If one does these things they must believe they are OK to do so where does one's guilt come from? If from society, then where does society's sense of guilt come from?
@fidoda007 Soooo non-Christians don't have guilt? Those without a conscious, eg, axe murderers, don't have guilt for their negative behavior. Are you saying you have no guilt? Guilt is more than a feeling it is a conviction of wrong doing. All feelings originate in the brain.
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Did anyone knew that King ov Hell is the primary school english teacher?
As much as I love black metal, i hate that they have destroyed so many amazing historical churches in the North... Just architecturally and historically speaking :(
He is teaching her hatred and intolerance of hated and intolerance(not to mention bigotry and oppression, just to name a few of the churches evils). Fantastic parenting.