Definitely reminds me of when I played Warzone and yelled “He’s wall banging me” and my dad started laughing when I came out of my room asking me about it.
I'm the only female on my team and I'm always like "He's coming! He's coming on top of me!" if I'm alone and need backup so my teammates crack up laughing lol. I don't think about how I say stuff, I'm just panicking and need help!
This is actually a very deep metaphor for the loss of innocence, and that his dad doesn’t want to accept that his son is getting older, he just wants to hang on to what little is left of his baby boy. 10/10 - very emotional 😭
cackling is a good term. when you get self aware enough to realize how bad your personality is, the first thing id start trying to fix is cackling. im sure anybody unfortunate enough to be around you hates the noises you make. you might be less undesirable if you just stay quiet. then people wont see how awful your personality is!!!!!! you can thank me once you figure out that im right
One time my grandma did that to my little brother. Me and my little brother were playing basketball and I beat him and my little brother said something like "how did you make that" and my grandma said "hes hacking" mocking him
When my grandfather moved in with us his room was right next my brother who gamed late at night. One day he came to my parents gravely concerned and thought my brother was on drugs, yelling about people coming to get him exclusively in the hours of the early morning.
One time I was playing and My parents thought someone was breaking in. Because I would say. “They are downstairs.” As well as other call outs. Eventually my dad started laughing. Then explained to my mom.. that it’s just the game. She had a talk with me the next day. 😂😂😂
Not parent related but this shit is funny on your spouses too! My wife came in the room one day mad asf because I yelled out in ranked on apex “Leave her for me I want THAT ASS” my wife came in ready to kill me and the wraith I just downed 🤣
My uncle got pissed once because he was like what you playing "the game" he looked at me like 😑 i know but what gane you idiot and i felt stupid back when i was 12 😂
“Bro don’t push up that far! They’re roaming around up in there!” “Nah it’s ok bro I’m gonna flash them” “Popping a smoke!” “Breachin- AW FUCK! That hurt! There’s a jackal behind you guys, he’s coming inside!”
I was playing rust the other day with some friends at like 3 am and one of my friends called out "Hes in here, help help." and a few seconds later his dad came running into the room looking for the intruder, he had to mute his mic and he explained what happend afterwards. It was soo funny but he felt kind of bad for waking his dad up like that..
"Due look at this/that hole That's the wrong hole you dumb fuck!" (When someone is hard breaching our walls at multiple spots) "Oh shit she's grappling! She downed me!" "I have no more shots after spraying!" "She's teabagging me"
No joke! I got the police at my door once in the middle of the night because my old neighbor listened to me playing Warzone and yelling: “HES ON THE ROOF! ON THE ROOF! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!”. I’m 40 years old and was really awkward to explain that to the cops.
One reason to keep windows closed at night - In the past I had my PC in the hallway and my parents were happy when I moved it into my room because I was screaming non stop back in the days. Nowdays I'm screaming inside my head. Also - American houses are pretty thin - so ... there is that. I live in a brickstone house - so I have nothing to be worried about.
@@SpicyFiur Oh man, that was the worst thing back in the day. Being so happy playing the game and talking loudly. Then in storm the parents telling you to tone it down and stop this stop that, after a while I just stopped playing FPS games and the raging stopped haha.
I remember one time back in the Cod glory days I said to my friends "Wanna play some hardcore domination?" and my dad's gf overheard me and was like "Ooh, sounds kinky."
Meanwhile, MMO callouts sound like you're teaching kids in kindergarten. Callouts when doing raids in Guild Wars 2 be like: "...green, red, look out blues blues blues DAMMIT PAY ATENTION TO BLUES" "Alright now we need... ok then you're 1 and 3, you're 2 and 4" "and now 15 till circle, 10 till circle.... 2 on circle in 5...." "arrow... circle... heart... square" "give the friends some space" "numbers, numbers, that's one, two, three, four, five, well done!" And who could forget about the various...interesting callouts on Deimos regarding the oil mechanic.
I can say wholeheartedly that one time I was playing warzone, I said "HELP, HE'S ON ME!" and my dad came in my room and was scared and thought I was being attacked, keep in mind, my house always has the doors locked.
same the worst one i said was after someone typed "gg" after destroying me and i said you should say congratulations instead cause im probably pregnant after that bro no homo
Yo I heard my roommate making call outs "He's pushing. He's coming. He's on me. He's literally on top of me. He's inside me" and I started dying 🤣
Sometimes it be like that and your teammates just let you get violated and toyed with
You're supposed to opt for getting jumped in. You chose getting fucked in? Yo wtf?
That was so funny. Made me laugh 2 separate times. Now 3
It must have been a real serious situation if it got to “He’s inside me”
This made me cry laughing 😂😂😂
Dudes callouts be like “There’s 3 guys coming on me. They’re finishing”
Lol
I’m getting finished over here please come
I said this a couple days ago and my friend never let me hear the end of it
@@gjc5750 because he know you freaky
i cant believe i’ve said this so many times and just now realize how i sounded saying it
“Bro I knocked at least five dudes at superstore one time”
“aT tHE StOrE??????????”
And then you wonder why your dad won't let you walk to the store anymore lol
@@Crowe828 molested
so that's why dad never came back from the store?
Ur pic makes this way more funny🤣
Fucking lost it
I remember saying "bro im coming out of the closet"and my dad went to my room and started laughing
💀💀💀
Dead by Daylight?
Alive by Nightlight?
@@soralee1910 dwight, hurry! Finish the gens or else, we will be *Dead by daylight*
@@soralee1910Alive by Nightdark
I completely lost it at “Son.. don’t give em no more shots 😭”
😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭💀💀
Yet he comes in his room with... Real guns
@@ThunderBlastvideo the dad wasn’t talking about guns right there lol you are dumb
@@ThunderBlastvideo you innocent soul
“Ayo there’s two guys on me, I’m weak, they’re hitting me from the back”
Loooool
Push push push! Give it to him deep!
@@ItsTrizzy262 lmaoooo that just sounds wrong even with context lol
@@qq3xy347 yeah fr who says “give it to him deep” lmfao
@@ItsTrizzy262 sounds like you’re trying to give birth
Definitely reminds me of when I played Warzone and yelled “He’s wall banging me” and my dad started laughing when I came out of my room asking me about it.
I see a man of culture
wtf
That's hilarious lol.
same shit happened to me🤣
@@juulcat8142 alt?
"I'm in toilet. He's flashing me. It's long"
Never ever was a play on Overpass more weirder than that.
I remember it was mentioned in girlfriend reviews video
@@bhanupratap6405 yeah
i kinda forgot where that was from, so i couldn't give credits :sob:
@@brokenAccess ruclips.net/video/gE2LsC8EMUE/видео.html thank me later
hahahaah
I hate how accurate this is, they always be lookin at me like I’m weird or somethin😭
Fr though 😂 btw I make skits just like Shad . I guarantee 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
FR🤣
@@realfarmer21 stop self promoting not koo
Same
I got two guys on me!
"I'm being pushed from both sides at once"
"Damn, I just got wall banged"
"The dude flashed me"
"this guy is just too hard to beat"
“Man he really fucked me up hard”
Valorant?
"He's coming"
@@Blazer0 or cs
"I knocked him on the floor!"
"Oh no, his friends coming,his coming!"
"Finished him off!
"Damn, that was hard!"
@Max’s Manager no
why does it suit thats what she said jokes
@@ahaan7478 Because the whole punchline of That’s What She Said Jokes are that they sound dirty and that’s also the punchline of this joke.
@@jacoby7036 ohk got it LOL
Its fun tho
Ain’t no gamer saying that was hard, the proper terminology is ‘ez’
I'm the only female on my team and I'm always like "He's coming! He's coming on top of me!" if I'm alone and need backup so my teammates crack up laughing lol. I don't think about how I say stuff, I'm just panicking and need help!
I relate
Girls gaming real???
@@shaynehughes6645 nah
@@asagoldsmith3328 fake???
@@shaynehughes6645absolutely
Dad was a soldier, came in there with akimbo pistols.
80 round mags?
Duel wield>akimbo
Akimbo sounds weird
@@bobthebrick1988 akimbo sounds dope af what you mean
@@kanashii9472 Bro hitting us with them scientific terms
@@bobthebrick1988 akimbo slice nigga
Once i yelled “HES ON MY ASS! HES FINISHING COME GET HIM” while playing apex and my parents had a whole sit down with me
Nice pfp
😂😂😂💀
LAMAOIWOOAOAOOO HAHAHAHAHJAJAJHA
LMFAOO HOWD THE TALK GO?
Sheeesh 😂
“I knew I shouldn’t have bought them skinny jeans”.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Atl niggas be like
Hahaha
💀
That pause before “cheeks” was hilarious as hell
Can we just appreciate the dad bursting into the room, while running akimbo
He's so concerned haha
Good dad
Excellent trigger discipline
damn hahaha
A damn hero is what he is
“Aye bro he’s pushing he’s pushing, HES ON MY ASS”
Took a lot of convincing to tell my parents it was just a game
LMAO
took a lot? your parents think you’re gay?
💀
U
@@DaveStayUp They do now
“I knew I shouldn’t have bought him those skinny jeans”
BRO I SCREAMED
@@rj0527 how do you know someone's gay? Don't worry they'll tell you
@@ashvinvaidyanathan7239 you act like this video didn’t bring up gay ppl first lmao
@@rj0527 dog, homies be wildin' in these youtube comments man
@@ashvinvaidyanathan7239 Sorry lgbt but that's true
Water out my nose
That’s a good father. He heard his kid yelling for help, and he jumped in without hesitation.
With guns too.
“The whole squad’s coming to finish me”
I wanted to like this comment but it's at 69 likes 😂
If I see this type of comment one more time I’m going to have to finish you
@@onyxrafle8066 hehe clever 😐😏😂
@@onyxrafle8066 honestly bruh
@@pianonian7314 finish me daddy
“Man we’re going to have to push, go real deep in there.”
"3 guys on me"
@@zengoku4518 “bro I’m stuck this guys to coming too fast”
Sounds like something Critikal would say
@@Rasinboi it does lmfao
@@imdisturbeddd1625 pretty sure this wasnt in the video
As soon as the dad realized his son was talking about cheeks, I burst out laughing like crazy as I watched him stand still 😂
The dude's acting is so good I kinda feel bad for the dad.
Glad I'm not the only one
His acting is impeccable! Especially when he says “Cheeks?” Got me absolutely bewildered lol
That's a good one.
I cry :,(
Why?
If only he finished it with '' I'm teabagging that mofo in the shower''
Yes.
@@Flibbityjibbity13 Is that what you say when a dude teabags you in the shower?
@@MH-zb7jo no.
tbagging
Tbag
The “Son don’t give him no more shots” and the music had me dying.
does anyone know the name of the song?👀
I liked the comment but it would have been 421 instead of 420… I unliked to keep the perfection… have a nice day bro
@@Kira-jz9yr Discover- Hosini & Jones
This is actually a very deep metaphor for the loss of innocence, and that his dad doesn’t want to accept that his son is getting older, he just wants to hang on to what little is left of his baby boy. 10/10 - very emotional 😭
yes
i mean if by loss of innocence you mean that he made it sound as if he does a fully-male gangbang then sure, okay
No he doesn't want hes son to be mentally ill. No one wants their child sick. Let alone being touched by other sick mfers.
It's actually about not wanting to have a gay son
Does anyone know what the background music is??
“He’s cracked, he’s cracked!”
Dad: WHO DOING CRACK?!
😂😂😂
Lmaooo
probably the dude who has enough kills to kill everyone on the server twice
Trump won biden cheated
@@loganm2766 logan milk kum
There’s 3 dudes in shower I’m boutta push in!
This shit hilarious 😂😂
Yo i started dyin when he showed the dads reaction 😂😂😂
dude i might have to make a csgo map with an area called shower
@@tuxedo1557 LMAO
@@tuxedo1557 there’s valorant which already has an area called showers
@@tuxedo1557 de_train
The dad is the embodiment of Sully in monsters inc when he’s all sad
So accurate
I'm the 1 thousandth like
Or wreck it Ralph in Ralph breaks the internet lol
@@mobinshafeian2711 thank u
when he sees boo going through the garbage cube machine 😂😂😂
Can we just appreciate on how caring this father is?
"I knew I shouldn't have bought em them skinny jeans" 😂😭
After wiping a squad: F these kids lets goooo lmao
"why dont you take a seat over there"
Lol
Me when I get someone low: “He’s one fuck him up”
...Kids?
#moyetti just dropped 💯🔥🔥🔥💯
“I knew I shouldn’t have bought him no skinny jeans” LOLLLLLL
PFFFFFTTT
Pshh unreal
What's up with skinny jeans
@@caz8135 they gay ash
@@ramppa8743 i should immediately burn my skinny jeans
I’ll never forget when I was playing Fortnite and yelled “I just got double pumped” my mom and dad were very confused
I would be too. That sounds bad
😂
Since my parents don't know english they think everything I say is a swear
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 OMG that's the same for me !!!!
lmao
The acting and the facial expressions were gold! I can't stop cackling!😂😂
cackling is a good term. when you get self aware enough to realize how bad your personality is, the first thing id start trying to fix is cackling. im sure anybody unfortunate enough to be around you hates the noises you make. you might be less undesirable if you just stay quiet. then people wont see how awful your personality is!!!!!! you can thank me once you figure out that im right
“I knew I shouldn’t have bought him those skinny jeans” lmao
What's so funny about that
@@afkmarz8303 oh boy it's the feelings police
@@camtwan1 you make no sense either
@@afkmarz8303 cause you have no sense of humor
@@afkmarz8303🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I shouldn’t have got him them skinny jeans…”
Yo my g I make skits just like Shad . I guarantee 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro
@@realfarmer21 why are you commenting this on every comment your pulling in thousands of views you don't need to do this
@@realfarmer21 Did not bother on clickin on any of your videos lol 🤣
I was looking for this comment 😂
@@realfarmer21 ur 💩
My mom is always imitating me saying
"laaaaag"
"Bro he's so baaaaad"
"Need boost!"
Lmao
I do that just to make fun of kids more toxic then me
Rocket league?
What a Save!
Nice shot!
One time my grandma did that to my little brother. Me and my little brother were playing basketball and I beat him and my little brother said something like "how did you make that" and my grandma said "hes hacking" mocking him
Dad: "I knew I shouldn't have bought him those skinny jeans" 😭
“Son don’t give em no more shots “ when I tell you I died laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh the whole time and what made me laugh harder was thinking about the beat to Marvin's room by Drake lmao 😂
@@mozamcheekiex8704 I knew it sounded familiar
I know i shouldn't have bought him those skinny jeans 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I SWEAR TO GOD BOE!!!😂🤣 DIS NIGGA IS FUNNY AS FUCK... WELL.. KINDA FUNNY. LOL😂
When my grandfather moved in with us his room was right next my brother who gamed late at night. One day he came to my parents gravely concerned and thought my brother was on drugs, yelling about people coming to get him exclusively in the hours of the early morning.
Lmao
Do you play
@@dieselpatchesisthebiggay1253 HAHAHAHAHA I watch diesel patches
also if this true it’s hilarious
@@Wilk32 he reposted my vid
"No, he aint gonna clap my cheeks no more I'mma clap his" *smacks lips*
💀
ruclips.net/video/Q84zQyuAhEc/видео.html
@@RigzisRoman woooowww
Trump won biden cheated
@@loganm2766 stfu
"Cheeks? What he talkin bout some cheeks?" 🤣🤣🤣
“I can’t do this it’s too hard.”
“These kids keep blasting me.”
“He literally just ate my shot.”
“Let’s push him together.”
“He’s on top of me”
Please don’t give him no more shots 😭
hes on me hes on me!!! yo i just clapped the mess outta that kid bro
"he just hit me from the back"
"Omg he is railing me with the new one"
"bro these cocks taste so good omg"
@@orangecat9559 Yo I don’t remember hearing that one-
“IM COMING BRO IM COMING”
“BRO HE SPRAYING ME”
“IM COMING IN”
“HE CLAPPING ME HARD BRO”
"IM DEAD MEAT IM DEAD MEAT IM CLAPPED"
1k like
I'm touching i'm touching go go go everyone get inside THAT'S HUGE MASSIVE HE POPPED OFF
@eben Ezer amanuel
So happy not to have English as my primary English
This is actually an interesting take on the "are ya winning son?" Now that I think about it.
lol they should put this video as a gif over the meme format, that minecraft one is so good
Sounds like prision
One time I was playing and My parents thought someone was breaking in. Because I would say. “They are downstairs.” As well as other call outs. Eventually my dad started laughing. Then explained to my mom.. that it’s just the game. She had a talk with me the next day. 😂😂😂
“Bro come fast”
“I’m coming bro I’m coming.. stay low I’m almost there”
I said something like that when I was playing Halo. My parents still think I’m gay.
@@NyizGobi XD
@@NyizGobi”oh god coming”
@@NyizGobi 😔😂
@@NyizGobi 😂😂
Not parent related but this shit is funny on your spouses too! My wife came in the room one day mad asf because I yelled out in ranked on apex “Leave her for me I want THAT ASS” my wife came in ready to kill me and the wraith I just downed 🤣
Lmao 🤣 oh no
I hope y'all still together, LMAO.
ranked certiantly brings out the worst in people
Same here, i took a controller to the head before i could explain dough
Priceless
Rust callouts: "These kids are so deep"
"Bro they are 8 deep'
Shitter teammate that cant spray farther than 50m - 'Doesnt matter we only 2 deep we can take them'
"But they easy to clap cause they are retarded. Let's bait them by pretending to trade goodies, then, we strip em of all they got"
2 kids northwest!
Bro fuck that game that shit got me fucked up so addictive
@@ozulp LMAOOO FR
"Son don't give em no mo' shots" I've got a headache from laughing so hard 🤣😭
"I knocked five dudes at superstore one time"
"at the _storeee_ ?!?!"
got me dyin laughing
Mate add a space between the underscore and the question mark to make it italic
@@bluauber409 I have wanted to know how to do this for _years_
@@landonnorris272 you can do *bold* and -strikethrough- also
@@j0eYzZ how tho
@@DizzyTrendermen asterisks for bold and the dash sign for strikethrough
“Look away I’m flashing” a csgo thing. Parents don’t understand!
Lmaooo
Or a r6 thing even if (at least in casual I never play ranked lmao) we don’t see those often lmao
The pain is unreal, especially when you shouting “he flashed me, help me bro, I’m getting shot at bro, my screens all white, I CANT DO SHIT”
@@iamlazyboy98 bro what
@@gotworc right wtf is he one
“Son don’t give him no more shots” i started dyin😭😭
same lol
Can we just take the time to appreciate how ready for action the dad was for his son with no questions
“I didn’t raise him like this”😂😂😂
Omg dude 😂
😂😂
Oh sure, maybe his mama did 🤣🤣🤣
666 likes!
That is just straight up homophobia honestly
Parents be like: Wtf is wrong with my son 🤣
I make skits just like Shad . I guarantee 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg
Ayo you everywhere dawg
@@realfarmer21 you suck
@@hughjass4978 that’s your opinion 🤷🏾♂️
@@realfarmer21 stop self promoting you have 15k+ subs why tf do you need to promote your big lame ass channel
Imagine having a dad like him that actually cares about you.
What's a Dad?
@@colstar2038 NOOOOOOOOO
A homophobic dad?
@@XylozCODM yo wtf lmao every gay? Me its only lgbtq members, like some of them
Why imagining? My dad cares
They both crying that the son giving the dudes shots 😭😭😭😭😭
Always referring to whatever game you're playing as "the game" is the most relatable thing I've heard today
My uncle got pissed once because he was like what you playing "the game" he looked at me like 😑 i know but what gane you idiot and i felt stupid back when i was 12 😂
The Game
You just lost
@@asylumskp4391 NOOOOOOO
Because they wouldn't know if you told them anyways
@@asylumskp4391 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Shad: having the time of his life
His dad: having a mental breakdown outside the door
This is the reality for a lot of fathers. Please respect them
@@bobmarley9712 it’s a joke man calm down
you: still no life
Meanwhile my dad has a mental breakdown INSIDE the door.
I think that might also have been Shad actually
Edit: nvm he's wearing a different shirt
“Bro don’t push up that far! They’re roaming around up in there!”
“Nah it’s ok bro I’m gonna flash them”
“Popping a smoke!”
“Breachin- AW FUCK! That hurt! There’s a jackal behind you guys, he’s coming inside!”
"This bitch is in bathroom behind that fucking glass"
Me, about Mira.
BLITZ ON ME ON ME IM FLASHED I SPRAYED HIM HARD
DOC IS SPAWNPEEKING AGAIN, OREGON HIGHTOWER WINDOW! I NEED A DMR!
I like how the vid is Warzone and this comment thread is R6
@@lucasputich2896 game is game!
I was playing rust the other day with some friends at like 3 am and one of my friends called out "Hes in here, help help." and a few seconds later his dad came running into the room looking for the intruder, he had to mute his mic and he explained what happend afterwards. It was soo funny but he felt kind of bad for waking his dad up like that..
“Their design may be simple but when these guys get sad, everyone gets sad”
1:01
*fIrSt RePlY*
@@NotTolaen SeCoNd RePlY
@@I_Hat123 *ThIrD rEpLy*
FiFtH rEpLy
What did I start?
“Bro, like all of them are in kids”
R6 Callout, Oregon
R6 has some of the most cringey and weird calls 🤣🤣
@@sharifnasser7635 you I'm pushing stairs gets headshot wait five seconds then RIB XM'S IEMSIENDNFHTEKJ JEAGERS 1 SHOT HES ON STAIRS
"Due look at this/that hole
That's the wrong hole you dumb fuck!"
(When someone is hard breaching our walls at multiple spots)
"Oh shit she's grappling! She downed me!"
"I have no more shots after spraying!"
"She's teabagging me"
I think the bombs in kids bedroom
Monty's in kids, fully extended
“I’m in the building” ....
“Shit , HE CAME INSIDE !”
2 down low, 1 up top
I broke him, I'm pushn
2 dudes coming… on me on me.
@@toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197 😂😂😂
Now I see why my uncle call me gay all the time I never understood why though he was crazy. But now I get it.
There are no words for your content, Shad. Just pure comedy gold.
That's 3
I love the way you can see through his glasses that he was actually playing
Dedication
“I didn’t raise him like this..” 😂😂😂
No joke! I got the police at my door once in the middle of the night because my old neighbor listened to me playing Warzone and yelling: “HES ON THE ROOF! ON THE ROOF! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!”. I’m 40 years old and was really awkward to explain that to the cops.
One reason to keep windows closed at night - In the past I had my PC in the hallway and my parents were happy when I moved it into my room because I was screaming non stop back in the days. Nowdays I'm screaming inside my head.
Also - American houses are pretty thin - so ... there is that. I live in a brickstone house - so I have nothing to be worried about.
😂
@@SpicyFiur Oh man, that was the worst thing back in the day. Being so happy playing the game and talking loudly. Then in storm the parents telling you to tone it down and stop this stop that, after a while I just stopped playing FPS games and the raging stopped haha.
I mean, any fun multiplayer game gets loud if you're playing with friends. Good times are loud times.@@BigLeBowski4456
@@BigLeBowski4456 I just moved out to stop being a bother.
This Shad dude is decently humourus
“WHY AREN’T YOU USING PROTECTION, STOP PUSHING BEFORE YOU PUT ON PROTECTION!!!”
Stop pushing!
Push
Ah yes, because you should be worried about impregnating a man
@@crouton_1823 std's ~
@@crouton_1823 are std's not a fucking thing or someshit?
“This the second time he done clapped my cheeks” IM DONE XD
🤣🤣
😭😭
By the way I make skits just like Shad . I guarantee 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
😂🤣omm that shit NEVER sound right SUS
@@realfarmer21 can you just stop self promoting and also reported
Fun fact: he is rlly playing the game, look at his glasses xd
You made me re watch to see and I’m impressed with the attention to detail. Great shout, thanks for pointing out!
he's just watchin. 0:34
@@miguelanterodevsgaming6529 he loadin in to warzone bruh
duh hes not morgs acts like hes playing win the controller aint even on
Lmao true
these callouts sound normal asf when you playin but if you hear yourself or someone else doin em its mad sus 😂
“how is he taking all these shots!?”
“SON dont give em no more shots!” 😂
@@muovd- 🤓
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@@theperfecttroller " - 🤓" - 🤓" - 🤓"- 🤓
“He’s on me” “he’s on top” “he’s coming for me”
ruclips.net/video/jyfoVghdrQc/видео.html
“He’s finishing!”
Son: how is he takin all them shots
Dad: son dont give em no more shots
Both crying lmaaao
that had me dead XD lmfao
Why 2k likes and 2 comments
Make it four!!!!
Lmaooo that part forever kills me😂🤣😂🤣💯💯
I remember one time back in the Cod glory days I said to my friends "Wanna play some hardcore domination?" and my dad's gf overheard me and was like "Ooh, sounds kinky."
oh god
That's some funny shit.
I love it when dads still have the mind of a child
Porn producers: Write that down, write that down!
"my dad's gf"
Meanwhile, MMO callouts sound like you're teaching kids in kindergarten.
Callouts when doing raids in Guild Wars 2 be like:
"...green, red, look out blues blues blues DAMMIT PAY ATENTION TO BLUES"
"Alright now we need... ok then you're 1 and 3, you're 2 and 4"
"and now 15 till circle, 10 till circle.... 2 on circle in 5...."
"arrow... circle... heart... square"
"give the friends some space"
"numbers, numbers, that's one, two, three, four, five, well done!"
And who could forget about the various...interesting callouts on Deimos regarding the oil mechanic.
Lemme get this loadout, would of been funny Shad
How?
Lemme get this load out
@@Rednut- someone’s too young for RUclips
@@UserIsntHere67 nah I was a bit confused then I saw the other comments but now I understand
Yeah, after he knocked dudes in the shower he got his full loadout
Teammate: “where’s the bloodhound”
Me: “I got behind him and sprayed his ass, he aint getting up”
My dad: *calls pastor*
“I’m on my knees, he’s finishing me, his teammate is coming and they’re taking turns beating me”
Ok, what video game are you playing where "people take turns beating you"?
@@kaproskarleto5136 Hentai Games
@@kaproskarleto5136 apex lol
@@kaproskarleto5136 literally any game where you get knocked before dying re9@rd
hot
Why does he look like he'll break into tears at any second
Meanwhile overwatch players: *MONKEY, HAMSTER AND FROG ON YOUR HEALERS*
who the fuck is frog?
@@SalvadorDTP lucio maybe?
no one:
not a single soul:
Overwatch players: SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG
@@gabrielfreitas7373 oh ok
@@beatrix3471 REIN REIN REIN REIN REIN REIN REIN
"I should have never bought him those skinny jeans" im fucking crying
I can say wholeheartedly that one time I was playing warzone, I said "HELP, HE'S ON ME!" and my dad came in my room and was scared and thought I was being attacked, keep in mind, my house always has the doors locked.
Yeah, we'll keep that in fucking mind bro
@@MrVindictus1 what
@@MrVindictus1 shut up
Good dad
So bring lockpicks and/or crowbars, great.
“There’s 3 dudes in the shower, I’m ‘boutta push in there.”
DUDE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK NOOOOO BROOO
You're not kinda funny, you're hella funny!
Fr Fr
Our species still lives on
Shut up hes not funny at all… he is hilarious man and so relatable.
@@fadehangz4942 he had us in the first half not gonna lie
Facts
Im just appreciating the fact that his dad rushed in immediately, guns in hand, to save his son
mans was running akimbo too wasn't playin no games
An absolute lad
And with trigger disipline
Man the BGM is. Make it so much touching. I wonder what's tittle is?
“This dude is so aggressive this the second time he clapped my cheeks” 😭😭 hell naw!!
Lol that was hilarious bro 😂 👏 🤣" This the 2nd time he done clapped my cheeks" 😂
“AT THE STORE?!?” pure gold.
i read this when he said it lol
he kinda sounded like Nathan doan comedy when he said it LMao
Meanwhile parents of CS:GO players:
"Why is he so obsessed with bananas, kitchens, apartments and palaces?"
and cats
@@Shivemaster meow 🐱
Why he so obsessed with long stuff? What is long?
@@mxkz8685 my dick but that's a long and other story
or why cant he finish his ABCs
bro walked in with the akimbo pistols 😂
When you’re trying to get a Tactical Nuke in MW but your Dad gives you the *Tactical Belt*
Even a riot shield can’t protect you from that, that made me laugh
Who remembers the 2010ish era when everyone was saying "I just got raped" that saying died hard lmao
on god XD
I still do
Same rape is forever
@@lucasrobin2788 Oh boi u havent heard some of the phrases we use now...
I still do😂😂😂
To quote from me just earlier today:
"fuck me, I got 5 guys on me right now. He's weak, just take him"
😆😏 so out of context lol
I said “three guys coming on me bro help”
The top quote from me is, their 3 guys on me from each direction and no cover, like can yall just get off me
same the worst one i said was after someone typed "gg" after destroying me and i said you should say congratulations instead cause im probably pregnant after that bro no homo
"he hitting me from the back"
This is taaaame. My nephews scaring the whole family with their gaming conversations. Rip innocence lol
"There's 3 in the showers, im pushing in" NO SON WE DIDNT RAISE U LIKE THIS
cool likes.
There's 3 dudes in the shower I will go make them drop the soap