This game took a very sharp turn for the dark. It's all happy training and then suddenly "Beat this captured, restrained alien with a crowbar and imagine that it's a woman you used to be affectionate with." Briggs is a psychopath.
True. It's the point where you begin to question the motives of the general and your orders. From a narrative perspective that's brilliant, even tough purely unintentional.
CraackerTraash Actually while I was doing my service in Finland, it was common to hold the rifle partially by the magazine while laying down. Unless you had long arms you'd be reaching quite the ways forward while holding the side of the magazine allowed you to easily rest your elbow while keeping the gun straight when firing (gun is Rk-65, quite the similiar design to an AK). Of course while moving standing you wouldn't hold the magazine though
The funniest thing is, the stock isn't supported by his shoulder, instead it's in front of his face.Which means he fucking ko's himself anytime he shoots.
Steam reviews: "Personally, I can't see what these negative reviews are about. The game has been great so far, loving the older style to the game along with the hilarious callouts by General Briggs! Can't wait to get farther into the game to see the plot unfold! Would reccommend to all FPS players, it just needs some love so lets give it some!" "Battle For The Sun is a fun-to-play atmospheric game with a retro-modern vibe. The game itself *looks visually pleasing, the controls are robust* and the storyline is supported with *good voice acting*. One of the best points of the game is its checkpoint system -- they are scattered very close together, so if you end up losing a life you can get straight back into action with little delay! Overall, I would recommend this game to FPS fans and casual gamers alike!" "This game was really well put together, i really liked the scenery and gameplay it challeneged me like nothing ever did and thats what a game needs a good challenge for the player. This game would be a very good game to play over and over again because the repla value is great you can speed run the first run and then the next you can collect all the alien resources and upgrade all your stats. Great game, Great group of people who made this game. Cant wait for the next title that comes from this company." Guess the dev has at least some friends.
rkrokberg Was just about to mention those, 'loving the older style', 'the repla value is great', 'it just needs some love', Lel, it needs a lot more than love mate!
MeleeMaster MAA That's kinda clever. I thought the dev didn't know the difference between a hardcore army dude and a total Douchebag psycho! Many games and movies can't be fucked to know how to write good characters. Not to say that this game is brilliant but many writers don't know the difference between a generic protagonist and a relatable main character, or differentiate a bully from a psychopath murderer, or a love interest from a bland bimbo that's just a sexy reward for the hero!
You know, at the start I thought the order to go out and die was a bad idea, but since there's no penalty for dying and you just re-spawn, that turns out to be the best advice possible. That poorly modeled commander is a genius!
Jim....I kind of want you to a do a playthrough of this. I've got to see the other shitty animations and voice acting gems that it holds. This was a glorious, glorious mess. Those faces. The walking animations. The shitty sound. It's got it all.
Paul Dennett The best of all, it seems like these guys really tried to give it a serious go. It's obviously not a half-assed game just made to rake in cash.
This is amazing. Its kind of hard to hit the uncanny valley this hard. The animations and everything are the perfect amount of unsettling, not too blobby or mechanical. He holds his gun in an... interesting manner. Everything looks blurry, the voices are unfiltered. Is this secretly art? An elaborate ruse?
I don't really know where the devs tried to go with this. But it turned out to be a love story between a soldier and his overly manly, militaristic, etc. "General". For dealing with such a controversial matter alone, this game needs a medal.
Goomba King Hold your horses there, mate. It's plain as day that Digital Homicide has nothing to do with this mess of a game, just listen to those crappy gun sounds.
***** Home Improvement was made by Absolute Entertainment which has been defunct for 20 years. Appsolutely Studios is a completely different company, despite having a very similar name.
The Battle for the Sun's Steam page has four of the most hilariously bought reviews. For a good time and/or to lose your faith in Steam's playerbase, check it out.
plasticbazooka "it's kind of ok as long as your not expecting call of duty, It's more Pain Killer/Serious Sam with out the AAA quality" - TheReaperUK (steam level 0 => this doesn't look suspicious at all...). HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA..... seriously? Painkiller? Serious Sam? "it plays like a challenging version of a Battlefield or COD." - blinzer Omg, I can't even read that with a straight face... "the storyline is supported with good voice acting." - WiReD I think his headphones are broken..... Wow you're right I've lost my faith in the steam playerbase.
tominatorxx I have lost faith in many things but I had always held out for Steam, thinking that there was at least one honest place left on the internet... Oh god, was I wrong. Also, Serious Sam without the AAA quality. I love me some SS ( :\ ) but I don't think it's a AAA game.
That general's speech reminds me of when back in 2008 I was being deployed to Iraq. Our entire unit wasn't being activated, only a hand full of us to fill out the numbers of another, larger, company. The captain that was talking to we lucky few tried to motivate us by comparing us to the 300 Spartans, as in, Leonidas had his 300 Spartans, and the captain had his 24 Marines. But all I could think about was, well, all but one of the Spartans died...
I'm 99% sure this "Special" Forces unit is entirely comprised of janitors that crawled out of the basements after the initial alien attack and arbitrarily assigned themselves rank. Though, "General" Briggs seems to be the only one whom actually has one.
The aliens have superior technology, but try to stop you from leaving the base by setting up an easily destroyed barrier of barrels & storage tanks containing flammable material, and then dispersing themselves around a long trench firing slow moving energy projectiles that appear to be less lethal than an assault rifle round.
This game truly is a goldmine of many kinds. Someone should make a spoof of this and other shitty Greenlight games. Just full of badly recorded and mumbled dialogue, ghoulish human NPCs, janky military gunplay, loads of pop-in graphics, and out of place sound effects for every thing. If done right, it could be amazing.
6:10 - Wait, what? How do you f*** up the hand placement on a basic M16/M4 in an FPS? This is done right in just about every game I can think of, even c****y ones that end up on here: one hand on the grip and trigger, the other under the barrel. You DO NOT hold onto the magazine while shooting unless you're 4 years old with a toy gun!
9:28 "Kill 'em kill 'em!" Jim-Fucking-Sterling-Son: "Shut the fffff..." *begins shooting the roof of the Humvee* "I'll kill you in a minute!" 17:17 LOL
Holy shit this is poorly designed. There is only 5 stats with 5 levels in each, and the first 2 levels give you enough upgrades to fully upgrade at least 2 stats and almost another one. The third level has 35 resources. Not sure if the developers know how to do math because that is 10 more than you need to fully upgrade all the stats without finding any resources in the first two levels. I imagine there are a lot more resources beyond that level which means that you will be stuck with a million pointless upgrade points. So on top of poor level design, plot pacing, and plot in general, this game also has poor upgrade pacing.
HOLY SHIT! I remeber this! Remeber that game from Best of Greenlight where u compared it to Heavy Rain because of the wierd facial expressions! Thhis game was made by the same guy!
Diggy246 Again, it DOES look strikingly similar, but this isn't it. Could be the same guys with a different name, or the game engine they're using is the same. Or something. I don't know.
TheCrazyEven True, it might not be the same, I can't even confirm that. Checking the Steam Greenlight Page, which for some reason passed, they have different names. Could have changed names perhaps... However the voices in this game and in the trailer of Felon are extremly similarr. Even to the point where they censor swear words.
Why was he holding the gun by the magazine? I'm guessing the dev has never seen someone hold a gun. This game seems to be a comedic gold mine. It's like the Tommy Wiseau of shitty vidyagames.
***** Holding by the magwell is pretty common, but I don't think anyone in a decent military, let alone a SF, would hold by the mag itself. And I don't think it's even comfortable to do with an AR-15. I was more concerned about how high the camera is when you are standing in the gunner seat of the Humvee while watching the video, though.
Mellow Gaming Holding a gun by the magazine is one thing, but holding it like a bazooka with the stock hovering in front of your face like that? Has this person never even _seen_ somebody hold a rifle before?
Your funniest gameplay video in a while! I laughed along with you, thanks :) Looking forward to another part of Fahrenheit in the near future, hopefully.
"Is this the game? Just being driven around by a tit abusing me verbally and emotionally, ordering me to die on command?" Yes, Jim. This is the game of life.
HAHAA! They look like the belong in Foodfight! You know, that Charlie Sheen animated movie where he plays the detective dog. It looks exactly like that!
Edwin Jackson Once he did: House of Nightmare. The paintings the dev made to decorate the game are, how to put it... Pure unaltered genius? Nah, the artist who made these sucks donkey balls, but the result is so hilarious that we can hear Jim giggling half the time. Also,(it's not a Squirty Play or Jimpressions) but you can listen to Jim read the angry video James Romine made after his first impressions for the Slaughtering Grounds. Jim totally loses it... 😁
I still come back to this video now and then because it's like the room of fps games. The "human" soldiers would make creepier aliens than the actual aliens.
This is a beautiful love story between a plank of wood, and a rock. Two inanimate objects that despite what everyone thought or said, were destined to be together... No joke, I'd rather play that than this pile o' *BEEP*
Uh, Jim...? Are you sure the game's description said it was about aliens and whatnot? Are we sure this isn't the love story between Dylan and his 'S', Major Briggs?
Normally I would wait for RUclips to make the video available in at least 720p before watching, but I think that would actually make this game look worse.
I finally found my 17th birthday present, nearly five years later! Thank you very much Jim! My fiance introduced me to you a couple of years back and then today I was watching your newest video and I was wonderfully distracted by the elf lady and the goggle guy hitting each other and I just had to know what it was from so me and my fiance went and found this gem that was released on my birthday several years back XD So yeah, you do use that bit for stock footage, you were right.
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Who knew Sid from Toy Story would become an army general
Louis Greenland he became a trash man
Richard Hambel In the 3rd movie, yeah I liked that Pixar didn't forget about him
I wonder if the game lets you shoot him...
Now that I think of it, Briggs looks like a lot like Billy from Dead Silence.
This game took a very sharp turn for the dark. It's all happy training and then suddenly "Beat this captured, restrained alien with a crowbar and imagine that it's a woman you used to be affectionate with." Briggs is a psychopath.
Battling for the sun can really change a man.
Fission Mailure for all we know though
your ex wife couldve been a real bitch lol
Fission Mailure You may not like his methods, but dammit, he gets results! D:
Di, k He's the kind of commander that you are willing to die for!
True. It's the point where you begin to question the motives of the general and your orders. From a narrative perspective that's brilliant, even tough purely unintentional.
You know something's wrong when a trained soldier holds his assault rifle by the magazine.
Fuck.
CraackerTraash I paused the video just for this comment. lol
CraackerTraash Actually while I was doing my service in Finland, it was common to hold the rifle partially by the magazine while laying down. Unless you had long arms you'd be reaching quite the ways forward while holding the side of the magazine allowed you to easily rest your elbow while keeping the gun straight when firing (gun is Rk-65, quite the similiar design to an AK). Of course while moving standing you wouldn't hold the magazine though
The funniest thing is, the stock isn't supported by his shoulder, instead it's in front of his face.Which means he fucking ko's himself anytime he shoots.
It's actually a standard cqc holding position.... But huh hold the front of it not the bottom 😂😂
Steam reviews:
"Personally, I can't see what these negative reviews are about. The game has been great so far, loving the older style to the game along with the hilarious callouts by General Briggs! Can't wait to get farther into the game to see the plot unfold! Would reccommend to all FPS players, it just needs some love so lets give it some!"
"Battle For The Sun is a fun-to-play atmospheric game with a retro-modern vibe.
The game itself *looks visually pleasing, the controls are robust* and the storyline is supported with *good voice acting*. One of the best points of the game is its checkpoint system -- they are scattered very close together, so if you end up losing a life you can get straight back into action with little delay!
Overall, I would recommend this game to FPS fans and casual gamers alike!"
"This game was really well put together, i really liked the scenery and gameplay it challeneged me like nothing ever did and thats what a game needs a good challenge for the player. This game would be a very good game to play over and over again because the repla value is great you can speed run the first run and then the next you can collect all the alien resources and upgrade all your stats. Great game, Great group of people who made this game. Cant wait for the next title that comes from this company."
Guess the dev has at least some friends.
It's sad that a guy would turn to bots for friends.
Alex Haines i donno mate. some ppl are THAT stupid
rkrokberg Was just about to mention those, 'loving the older style', 'the repla value is great', 'it just needs some love', Lel, it needs a lot more than love mate!
"good voice acting."
Lolololol
Krokberg The commenter was kinda realistic at the beginning but OF FUCKING COURSE he didn't know when to stop, did he?
The aliens are the good guys trying to rescue their captured and tortured ally
Leon Kisaragi Seems like it, I mean, the developer even make clear on the trailer that Briggs is a bad guy.
MeleeMaster MAA That's kinda clever. I thought the dev didn't know the difference between a hardcore army dude and a total Douchebag psycho!
Many games and movies can't be fucked to know how to write good characters. Not to say that this game is brilliant but many writers don't know the difference between a generic protagonist and a relatable main character, or differentiate a bully from a psychopath murderer, or a love interest from a bland bimbo that's just a sexy reward for the hero!
Those eyes are like he stared into the fucking sun.
Well, they are battling for it.
Arkiuz Clyne He's basically Solaire
Roronoa2zoro P...praise the sun??? I guess???
Arkiuz Clyne You mean the f****g sun.
I assume he had to, you know, in order to battle for it......
You know, at the start I thought the order to go out and die was a bad idea, but since there's no penalty for dying and you just re-spawn, that turns out to be the best advice possible. That poorly modeled commander is a genius!
Jim....I kind of want you to a do a playthrough of this. I've got to see the other shitty animations and voice acting gems that it holds. This was a glorious, glorious mess.
Those faces. The walking animations. The shitty sound. It's got it all.
Paul Dennett seconded
Paul Dennett The best of all, it seems like these guys really tried to give it a serious go. It's obviously not a half-assed game just made to rake in cash.
If you see Cobra Studios on a video game you just know that they didn't even try.
So there's a canyon of aliens about 15 feet from the army base just........waiting?
Why don't they just drive the vehicle along the edge of the canyon, so the aliens can't shoot them so easily? Neither side deserves to win really
I love how the enemy's shots just home in on you no matter what
I like how Briggs has his soldiers doing pt right next to a live fire range...
"I don't want to follow any man who told me, quite literally, that my job is to die!"
Well, Jim, let me tell you about the Imperial Guard...
This is amazing. Its kind of hard to hit the uncanny valley this hard. The animations and everything are the perfect amount of unsettling, not too blobby or mechanical. He holds his gun in an... interesting manner. Everything looks blurry, the voices are unfiltered.
Is this secretly art? An elaborate ruse?
"You die for the emporer, or you die trying." - Briggs 2015
The 'that's my son!' line becomes alot funnier if you imagine he is referring to the Alien you just beat with a crowbar.
"A soldier is someone who dies for a living."
Never has this George Carlin quote been so literal.
Sounds like the Russian Military
50 Shades of Briggs.
Seriously though, the main character is in love with Briggs XD
This game is indeed showing war as it is - sad, horrible and unnecessary.
Like your mom! 😜
Joe M like your ugly daughter
Easy V Nie you shouldn't be so mean to your daughter. I'm sure she's not that ugly.
Genius!
those soldiers playing patty cake and then leaning away was a true work of art, moved me to tears
I've come back to this video probably 10 times now. As strange as it may sound, I find it to be an amazing sleep aid.
Good job, Jim!
I don't really know where the devs tried to go with this. But it turned out to be a love story between a soldier and his overly manly, militaristic, etc. "General". For dealing with such a controversial matter alone, this game needs a medal.
The bastard son of Digital Homicide and Colonial Marines...my god, that's scarier than 90% of the "horror" games you play Jim.
Goomba King Hold your horses there, mate. It's plain as day that Digital Homicide has nothing to do with this mess of a game, just listen to those crappy gun sounds.
***** Home Improvement was made by Absolute Entertainment which has been defunct for 20 years. Appsolutely Studios is a completely different company, despite having a very similar name.
+Goomba King (Goombaking) Puppies and kittens are scarier than 90% of the horror games he plays.
Does anyone else notice that the guy you play as holds the machine gun by the magazine? Who holds a machine gun by the magazine!?
dumbsvillechannel actually, alot of trained personnel do. Especially with AK47's generally its more comfortable to hold it by the mag then the rail
occvltwarwolf I doubt anybody holds a rifle like that though. The whole thing looked off.
Holding self loading weaponry by the magazine has a tendency to cause jamming and failure to feed issues due to the torque from firing.
@@nil525 Not to mention they wouldn't waste material by putting a handrail/guard if you're intended to hold the magazine.
It's an assault rifle but yeah for real though.....
The Battle for the Sun's Steam page has four of the most hilariously bought reviews. For a good time and/or to lose your faith in Steam's playerbase, check it out.
plasticbazooka They were probably bribed.
MasterGhostf But of course.
plasticbazooka "it's kind of ok as long as your not expecting call of duty, It's more Pain Killer/Serious Sam with out the AAA quality" - TheReaperUK (steam level 0 => this doesn't look suspicious at all...).
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA..... seriously? Painkiller? Serious Sam?
"it plays like a challenging version of a Battlefield or COD." - blinzer
Omg, I can't even read that with a straight face...
"the storyline is supported with good voice acting." - WiReD
I think his headphones are broken.....
Wow you're right I've lost my faith in the steam playerbase.
tominatorxx I have lost faith in many things but I had always held out for Steam, thinking that there was at least one honest place left on the internet... Oh god, was I wrong.
Also, Serious Sam without the AAA quality. I love me some SS ( :\ ) but I don't think it's a AAA game.
plasticbazooka What I assume is that the users were accounts the devs created, or were bribed with games or money to say good things.
This might be my favorite Squirty Play you've ever done, Jim. You play off the insanity of this game beautifully.
That general's speech reminds me of when back in 2008 I was being deployed to Iraq. Our entire unit wasn't being activated, only a hand full of us to fill out the numbers of another, larger, company. The captain that was talking to we lucky few tried to motivate us by comparing us to the 300 Spartans, as in, Leonidas had his 300 Spartans, and the captain had his 24 Marines. But all I could think about was, well, all but one of the Spartans died...
Those facial animations tho...
catsmakinggoodness What facial animations? ;-)
Briggs has some kind of nervous twitch, doesn't he.
+Maria Isabella no he's bordering on a stroke
Better than Andromeda at least...
That fucking grin he flashes too.
29:40 "We've been trapped in this room for 3 days!" Really? I thought the attack only just happened?
Full play-through ? This game deserves a whole series.
General Briggs is the new Vaas.
They should call the General character "Wrigley Briggs"... 'cause he sure has a great chewing gum walk!🤣
It'd be nice if devs didn't record game dialogue with their webcams or $10 Walmart mics...
Honestly, walmart sells better than this for 10$...
I like how he walks pretty fast, but his speed is at a snail's pace.
vladerag I know, but they sell plenty of crappy, budget ones as well.
Wow, the comedy potential here is massive!
You see Ivan, when holding magazine, you no worry about losing bullets
What do you mean, Jim? This resolution is awesome!
On an unrelated note, my cataract surgery is in the morning! Wish me luck!
I've heard of commanding to fight, I've even heard of commanding to fight to the death if necessary. But I've never hear a command to die. 😂😂😂
That smile at 11:20 is the best thing ever. And Jim just getting completely irate at his driver lol
+jackobrien47 I think this is actually a romance game. Every single thing Briggs says seems to be euphemistic.
General Briggs is a 14 yr. old's idea of what an army general is.
Honestly this looks more entertaining than Colonial Marines hahahaha
Jsmooth Plays I agree lol
Jsmooth Plays Colonial Marines was so disappointing
Jsmooth Plays What acid are you guys on?
Colonial Marines looks like game of the year compared to this.
Thomas The brave latino
Shhhhh... don't interrupt their memes!
Thomas The brave latino Colonial Marines does not have General Briggs, and he is by far the best and most entertaining part of this game.
I'm 99% sure this "Special" Forces unit is entirely comprised of janitors that crawled out of the basements after the initial alien attack and arbitrarily assigned themselves rank. Though, "General" Briggs seems to be the only one whom actually has one.
Jim, I could watch you play this game all day. It quite possibly is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
brutally executes war prisoner
"That was ******* awesome"
This is a thing of beauty. Really.
Rather than being Colonial Marines' bastard son, I see it more as Call of Duty's prodigal son !
(waiting for the hate wave to strike)
My favorite Jim video.
that is not how you hold a rifle!
***** Touche
Okay, that was half an hour of comedy gold. This is surely in the running for worst game of 2015.
I love the guy at 3:50 with the helmet that is clearly too small for his head and also doesn't match his uniform.
The aliens have superior technology, but try to stop you from leaving the base by setting up an easily destroyed barrier of barrels & storage tanks containing flammable material, and then dispersing themselves around a long trench firing slow moving energy projectiles that appear to be less lethal than an assault rifle round.
Also, "Grunt" is an Army term and "Jarhead" is a Marines term. They're not interchangeable.
Hold on, let me clear the road. *immediately runs away into a desert.
This game truly is a goldmine of many kinds.
Someone should make a spoof of this and other shitty Greenlight games. Just full of badly recorded and mumbled dialogue, ghoulish human NPCs, janky military gunplay, loads of pop-in graphics, and out of place sound effects for every thing.
If done right, it could be amazing.
Dr. Mel Like an intentionally bad game? I like the sound of that.
Did anyone else notice that the woman doing what is supposed to hand-to-hand combat is an elf in military fatigues?
That slow motion death animation on headshots is an homage to the classic game 'ride to hell: retribution'
The touching love story of a soldier, his commanding officer, and the alien artifacts that brought them together.
6:10 - Wait, what? How do you f*** up the hand placement on a basic M16/M4 in an FPS? This is done right in just about every game I can think of, even c****y ones that end up on here: one hand on the grip and trigger, the other under the barrel. You DO NOT hold onto the magazine while shooting unless you're 4 years old with a toy gun!
I would love a full range play through of this, the ending couldn't be anything other then amazing.
This game is so hilarious that falls under the category of "so bad is good".
9:28 "Kill 'em kill 'em!"
Jim-Fucking-Sterling-Son: "Shut the fffff..." *begins shooting the roof of the Humvee* "I'll kill you in a minute!"
17:17 LOL
Holy shit this is poorly designed. There is only 5 stats with 5 levels in each, and the first 2 levels give you enough upgrades to fully upgrade at least 2 stats and almost another one. The third level has 35 resources. Not sure if the developers know how to do math because that is 10 more than you need to fully upgrade all the stats without finding any resources in the first two levels. I imagine there are a lot more resources beyond that level which means that you will be stuck with a million pointless upgrade points.
So on top of poor level design, plot pacing, and plot in general, this game also has poor upgrade pacing.
Loving the two random soldiers playing patty-cake..
That Ex-wifes face thing honestly made me go "WHAT?!"
29:05 I thought that groan for help was Jim for a second. "Help, someone make it stop!"
HOLY SHIT! I remeber this! Remeber that game from Best of Greenlight where u compared it to Heavy Rain because of the wierd facial expressions! Thhis game was made by the same guy!
It was Felon!
Diggy246 I knew I recognized that style of quality from somewhere!
Diggy246 Again, it DOES look strikingly similar, but this isn't it. Could be the same guys with a different name, or the game engine they're using is the same. Or something. I don't know.
TheCrazyEven True, it might not be the same, I can't even confirm that. Checking the Steam Greenlight Page, which for some reason passed, they have different names. Could have changed names perhaps...
However the voices in this game and in the trailer of Felon are extremly similarr. Even to the point where they censor swear words.
Diggy246 Even the intro is similar.
This is true art. It deserves it's 94 metascore and game of the year award.
2:45 that bench is brighter than my future
9:03 - Holding the assault rifle by the mag like a pro...
Why was he holding the gun by the magazine? I'm guessing the dev has never seen someone hold a gun. This game seems to be a comedic gold mine. It's like the Tommy Wiseau of shitty vidyagames.
Mellow Gaming National Army Space Research? That's not an organisation. That's just a set of words.
Mellow Gaming They research the national army space, obviously.
Mellow Gaming Really? Wow! I would have never known!
***** Holding by the magwell is pretty common, but I don't think anyone in a decent military, let alone a SF, would hold by the mag itself.
And I don't think it's even comfortable to do with an AR-15.
I was more concerned about how high the camera is when you are standing in the gunner seat of the Humvee while watching the video, though.
Mellow Gaming Holding a gun by the magazine is one thing, but holding it like a bazooka with the stock hovering in front of your face like that?
Has this person never even _seen_ somebody hold a rifle before?
"Hey, bob. Our game looks like shit. What should do?"
"Ooooh it's fine, tim. Just use obscene amounts of motion blur, no one will notice."
Ehm, soldja' boi', I don't think you're holding that gun right.
"kill email!" "SHUT UP! You really hurt my fucking ears!" Love you Jim
I like the way the gun is affected by recoil, but the muzzle flash isn't.
Jim, you are genuinely funny in your comments. I like nothing more than to start my day whilst watching a Sterling video. Thanks man!
I don't see many "Battles" or "Suns" happening in this game. I feel gipped.
Thats "gyped"
You mean "gyped,"????? It's a term that came from gypsies.....
Your funniest gameplay video in a while! I laughed along with you, thanks :)
Looking forward to another part of Fahrenheit in the near future, hopefully.
General Briggs? Like Jackson Briggs AKA Jax? From Mortal Kombat?
Briggs lost his arms for the Sun.
And the army is literally called Special Forces.
Probably like Admiral Briggs from Black Ops II.
Since they're trying to be COD.
But he doesn't look like a walrus! D:
"Is this the game? Just being driven around by a tit abusing me verbally and emotionally, ordering me to die on command?" Yes, Jim. This is the game of life.
Unf******believable video, Jim.
The face animations make it one of the best indie horror games.
Can't do graphics? Blur everything to shit, NOBODY will notice.
I could honestly buy this and be happy. Although unintended, I believe this may be the most fun game I've ever witnessed.
HAHAA! They look like the belong in Foodfight! You know, that Charlie Sheen animated movie where he plays the detective dog. It looks exactly like that!
Please do a full playthrough of this! This is comedic gold
Jim I seriously don't know how you manage to commentate over games like these, I would be laughing way too much.
Edwin Jackson Once he did: House of Nightmare. The paintings the dev made to decorate the game are, how to put it... Pure unaltered genius?
Nah, the artist who made these sucks donkey balls, but the result is so hilarious that we can hear Jim giggling half the time. Also,(it's not a Squirty Play or Jimpressions) but you can listen to Jim read the angry video James Romine made after his first impressions for the Slaughtering Grounds. Jim totally loses it... 😁
I still come back to this video now and then because it's like the room of fps games. The "human" soldiers would make creepier aliens than the actual aliens.
This is like if a 70's John Wayne war movie directed by Eric Wareheim was adapted into a video game by techland.
11:20 will never, ever cease to cripple me with laughter.
You know, I'll say this much for it:
The game has more content than anything Kobra Studio or Digital Homicide have produced.
This game is a classic at this point. A classic clusterfuck, but Jim somehow makes it seem entertaining.
This facial animation gave me nightmares. Great!
This is a beautiful love story between a plank of wood, and a rock. Two inanimate objects that despite what everyone thought or said, were destined to be together...
No joke, I'd rather play that than this pile o' *BEEP*
Uh, Jim...? Are you sure the game's description said it was about aliens and whatnot? Are we sure this isn't the love story between Dylan and his 'S', Major Briggs?
My god, those sounds the aliens make as they die. They don't even sound like they're dying.
Normally I would wait for RUclips to make the video available in at least 720p before watching, but I think that would actually make this game look worse.
Not even Jim could make this game fun to watch.
The worst part about this is I recognize some of the assets used are just ported from source games and a place called gamebanana.
I finally found my 17th birthday present, nearly five years later! Thank you very much Jim!
My fiance introduced me to you a couple of years back and then today I was watching your newest video and I was wonderfully distracted by the elf lady and the goggle guy hitting each other and I just had to know what it was from so me and my fiance went and found this gem that was released on my birthday several years back XD
So yeah, you do use that bit for stock footage, you were right.
OMFG stop kicking down sandcatles Jim. People work so hard to make the sandcatlses and you have to go kick it down.
Jim Fucking Sandcastle-kicker son.
Go on, you fucking tools, give this guy a like because you recognize the name from every jim video from the past year, doing the exact same thing.
legion999 Why are you SO angry that I am making comments?
Marquis Forneus Omg is this digitalhomicide
Marquis Forneus Not as much kicking it down as it is saying it looks like shit.
is legion999 digital homicide lol?
I'm crying this video is amazing oh my god.