wtf!?! I just listened to that pansy ass song "all I want is you" and... maybe it would've been alright, I might've find something I liked about it & not entirely hated it... if I hadnt expected something completely different sounding by the opening heavy low droning chord u played in this video!!! u fucking tricked me! and.. whoever else got excited by your crazy wind-up intro & that sick "black/stoner metal"chord. so... do u even have songs like that?! cause I like all types of rock music and I haven't heard a good new stoner metal song in awhile. was that all just for jokes? or do u actually play different styles of music like metal, or only songs like that fluffy candyass song u plugged here in this video's comment?!?!?! ps: if not... I know it probably won't be that influential for me to tell u this, but fuck it, it can't hurt to try... you should totally branch out musically and write some different kinds of music, maybe some indie garage rock, blues rock, punk rock n' roll, metal, grunge etc... u seem to have the right look n feel, maybe talent as well.
Nice of you to include that tip for beginners there, getting the machine heads/tuning pegs all lined up perfectly straight. That's the best method for getting your guitar perfectly in tune.
No joke, for the first month I couldn't figure out for the life of me why nothing I play sounds even remotely similar to what Marty Schwartz is showing me. A month later I realized I've been "tuning" my guitar by sort of trying to get all the strings to be the same tension, by feel. Not by ear. By feel. That was a huge facepalm. I was like 11 in my defense.
Just want to share this. JESUS CHRIST died for you on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The LIVING GOD. In a prayer repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. Have FAITH in CHRIST. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and turn away from all wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING BACK SOON.
@@Foomando Just want to share this. JESUS CHRIST died for you on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The LIVING GOD. In a prayer repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. Have FAITH in CHRIST. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and turn away from all wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING BACK SOON.
@sophxxm lol that's pretty broad 😆. Here's a couple. First, you probably know this already, but DON'T use finger guards unless you have a medical reason for doing so. Much better to build up resistance organically. Second, MEMORIZE all the notes on the fretboard (trust me, I still don't know them and it really gets in my way a lot, especially during improv). This is because it is like soloing on cheat mode. The reason is that, when you're learning to improv and you're trying to get used to chords changing underneath you, it's useful to know exactly where to land when that chord change hits, which is a good transition to start playing in another scale than you were a second ago. If you're not positive where to land, it makes that context switch really hard. Third, DON'T skimp on music theory. I used to avoid it like the plague because I was afraid the rules and rigor would get in the way of the feel. What I didn't realize is that music theory is nothing but a shortcut to learn note relationships without having to figure it all out from scratch, which takes way longer. For instance, when you have a song in some major key, if you go down three frets you can play minor and still be in the same key. Don't lock yourself in though. The goal of learning music theory is to find out what we know already, and see where the gaps are. Usually if "music theory" says one chord doesn't follow another, or one note doesn't belong in a particular scale, that chord or that note is the starting point for something that sounds unusual and cool. Learn music theory so you can see what it DOESN'T tell you how to do, and explore that. Last, it's all about muscle memory. If you have a part of a song that's hard for you to get, take it 3 to 4 notes at a time. I have a few licks that I always end up going back to because my hands recognize the feel of playing them so well. Remember, all of music is just little 2, 3, and 4 note runs that are chained together. Get the muscle memory for all the little doodles, and you'll have a broad palette of combinations you can build from them. Last last (I thought of another one), learn as many songs as you can. You don't have to have them memorized forever or anything, but each week or two, pick out a couple songs to at least follow along with. The place you're gonna get most of those cool licks I mentioned from is by playing someone else's song and going, "ooh, that little bit was cool; I'm taking that". Lol I hope that's helpful. Please let me know, and I'll think on it too see what else I come up with if you're interested. I didn't want to write you a book though.
As an autistic person, my heart was accelerated and I had physical discomfort thinking you weren't gonna play it. If you hadn't, I was gonna have an anxiety episode, like, literally. The relief I felt when you did it was incredible 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Got to make sure all my micro fascia, chakras, and akashic records are aligned in perfect shredding form for when I summon the Elder Gods through my strings
This the type of guy who says dumb shit and doesn't realize that your giving him Engagement and pleasing the Algorithm gods so why comment if you don't like it
@@NightWolf4223 99% of the time I don’t comment, but this time it felt necessary. Reasons: 1) It made me feel better expressing my opinion instead of suppressing it, and 2) In the event someone looks at the comments section first (which I sometimes do), my comment may prevent them from wasting 30 seconds of their life. I hope that adequately answers your question.
Electrists, we’ve been attacked by the acoustics. Its time to awaken our steel string acoustic sleeper agents. The only things that can stop us are shorting cords and power outages.
Im Brazilian, and same dont never having heard of Laurindo, I'm proud of him and the song, because even many years after its release, it's still a hit in other countries. That makes me very happy.
When he turned the guitar around before going to take a drink, he touched the strings in a way that for a second really reminded me of the start of one minecraft song, almost made me cry, not joking
Accurate. As an electric guitar player I can say that that’s accurate…. Especially that part where you turn the acoustic away so it don’t have to watch
@@scromberprofessionalautist1017 Bro really out here not knowing enough about Rock/Metal and Classical to understand my comment. Typical Average listener who doesn’t play anything
@@themedallostoryteller1105 bwaha goofy individual, Dude sounds like you would lecture someone about the deep symbolic and cultural significance of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star then rant about how technically complex it is to "Truely" play it.
It’s also telling that we people can’t tell when other people’s issue isn’t about whether folx can take jokes but when people are expecting quality from others humour. It’s like we’ve lowered the value of comedy to where folx act like people are obligated to accept low grade humour, all on the basis of, “It’s a joke”. But what about it actually being funny? I think a more skill humorist would have made his point more funny.
Yea, but a lot folx didn’t find it funny. Something being a joke doesn’t mean people have to like it or aren’t allowed to express it isn’t funny. If you are allowed to express you enjoyed it, sometimes others are allowed to acknowledge it wasn’t good to them.
Stream my new song 'All I Want Is You' by Robert Jakob - out on all platforms!❤️
Bro, if any guitarist plays a chord at neck pickup he is absolutely gay or pansexual.
@@AyranSol says you
@@AyranSolwhat about bisexual
@@zigzaggyzag Im sure about they are not straight in the end.
wtf!?! I just listened to that pansy ass song "all I want is you" and... maybe it would've been alright, I might've find something I liked about it & not entirely hated it...
if I hadnt expected something completely different sounding by the opening heavy low droning chord u played in this video!!!
u fucking tricked me! and..
whoever else got excited by your crazy wind-up intro & that sick "black/stoner metal"chord.
so... do u even have songs like that?!
cause I like all types of rock music and I haven't heard a good new stoner metal song in awhile.
was that all just for jokes? or do u actually play different styles of music like metal, or only songs like that fluffy candyass song u plugged here in this video's comment?!?!?!
ps: if not... I know it probably won't be that influential for me to tell u this, but fuck it, it can't hurt to try... you should totally branch out musically and write some different kinds of music, maybe some indie garage rock, blues rock, punk rock n' roll, metal, grunge etc... u seem to have the right look n feel, maybe talent as well.
I was half expecting the video to just end before the chord could hit
It would have been funny if it wasn’t fully plugged in
Me too....had the exact same thought.
Yea I probably would've been very upset if that did end up there honestly lol
I was just excited when it ended....
Ahh, fellow MUSER.
Him turning his acoustic around so it wouldn't witness these horrors was my favorite part.
@VChopper1985 Then we are not the same.
( though that's a very valid reason. )
That’s a ukulele lmao
@@thisusernameiscurrentlytak7877 well but it's acoustic isn't it?
@@annajuliaxc fair point
Ukulele
This isn’t a stereotype, this is an attack 😭😭
I prefer a monotype, but you do you
Tears of joy, diba diba diba. XD
Lulz! XD
Nice of you to include that tip for beginners there, getting the machine heads/tuning pegs all lined up perfectly straight. That's the best method for getting your guitar perfectly in tune.
Thanks!
No joke, for the first month I couldn't figure out for the life of me why nothing I play sounds even remotely similar to what Marty Schwartz is showing me. A month later I realized I've been "tuning" my guitar by sort of trying to get all the strings to be the same tension, by feel. Not by ear. By feel.
That was a huge facepalm. I was like 11 in my defense.
Wdym lined up perfectly straight?
Huh?
Not enough ambient amp feedback from the volume cranked up
This was wayyy too real😀
Fax and wheres the delay
And who told him he could play so low on the neck??
Just want to share this. JESUS CHRIST died for you on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The LIVING GOD. In a prayer repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. Have FAITH in CHRIST. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and turn away from all wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING BACK SOON.
@@Foomando Just want to share this. JESUS CHRIST died for you on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The LIVING GOD. In a prayer repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. Have FAITH in CHRIST. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and turn away from all wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING BACK SOON.
Bro is testing our patience💀
True lol
The first ten minutes of back to the future
God bless you for reminding me of that hilarious scene
💀
Are you telling me it’s 8:25?
Precisely, marty @@AlexBlades-dh5tb
My first thoughts watching this lol
Bro tested my patience level.
reward on spotify at robert jakob
We need to make sure the ukelele isnt permanently scarred for life
But it is.
frfr
Its like an innocent child
it shan’t witness the horrors of the capo and half chipped pick
This is so cute
girl: Thunderstruck
him: Thunderstuck
Ngl, 21 years playing, and there's still NO feeling like blasting out that first power chord of the day
Facts
damn i’ve been playing for 3 months pls drop some tips 😭😭🙏
@sophxxm lol that's pretty broad 😆. Here's a couple.
First, you probably know this already, but DON'T use finger guards unless you have a medical reason for doing so. Much better to build up resistance organically.
Second, MEMORIZE all the notes on the fretboard (trust me, I still don't know them and it really gets in my way a lot, especially during improv). This is because it is like soloing on cheat mode. The reason is that, when you're learning to improv and you're trying to get used to chords changing underneath you, it's useful to know exactly where to land when that chord change hits, which is a good transition to start playing in another scale than you were a second ago. If you're not positive where to land, it makes that context switch really hard.
Third, DON'T skimp on music theory. I used to avoid it like the plague because I was afraid the rules and rigor would get in the way of the feel. What I didn't realize is that music theory is nothing but a shortcut to learn note relationships without having to figure it all out from scratch, which takes way longer. For instance, when you have a song in some major key, if you go down three frets you can play minor and still be in the same key. Don't lock yourself in though. The goal of learning music theory is to find out what we know already, and see where the gaps are. Usually if "music theory" says one chord doesn't follow another, or one note doesn't belong in a particular scale, that chord or that note is the starting point for something that sounds unusual and cool. Learn music theory so you can see what it DOESN'T tell you how to do, and explore that.
Last, it's all about muscle memory. If you have a part of a song that's hard for you to get, take it 3 to 4 notes at a time. I have a few licks that I always end up going back to because my hands recognize the feel of playing them so well. Remember, all of music is just little 2, 3, and 4 note runs that are chained together. Get the muscle memory for all the little doodles, and you'll have a broad palette of combinations you can build from them.
Last last (I thought of another one), learn as many songs as you can. You don't have to have them memorized forever or anything, but each week or two, pick out a couple songs to at least follow along with. The place you're gonna get most of those cool licks I mentioned from is by playing someone else's song and going, "ooh, that little bit was cool; I'm taking that".
Lol I hope that's helpful. Please let me know, and I'll think on it too see what else I come up with if you're interested. I didn't want to write you a book though.
@@patrickshepherd1341oh wow thank you 😭😭 u should actually write a book tho that’d be so cool
@@patrickshepherd1341thank you bro 🙏
This was good. It made me literally laugh out loud haha. Glad it made its way to my yt feed.
60 seconds I'll never get back.
get them back on my spotify at Robert Jakob
@@RobertJakobMusiclook man your actually a great guitarist I like the music but the skits are a bit cheesy some might say cringe
@@Christopher_kornegaythat's just your opinion tho. I don't find it cringe :)
Skill issue
@@Christopher_kornegay I'm sure you have much better things to be doing then
The plastic under the tone and volume knobs is so real
this feels like an instagram comment section
terrifying freshens appearance (hows drumline goin)
As an autistic person, my heart was accelerated and I had physical discomfort thinking you weren't gonna play it. If you hadn't, I was gonna have an anxiety episode, like, literally. The relief I felt when you did it was incredible 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Lol.
Got to make sure all my micro fascia, chakras, and akashic records are aligned in perfect shredding form for when I summon the Elder Gods through my strings
🙌
:D :D
😂
i never thought id have to skip through a short but here we are
longest edge-sesh i have ever seen in my life
You've never encountered methamphetamine freebase then 🤣😂🤣
@@hippytrippyjonboy828 nerd language
Guitar gooning at its best
@@seansturgill4869 Please, stfu all of you
@@seansturgill4869 Nah what, guitar gooning 😭😭
All def leppard albums from the 80s were amazing!
I feel represented and offended at the same time
Incorrect, we play into 100 watt Tube Marshalls so our neighbor hears us from
Finland
I've never seen such a pissed off comment section lmao
The switch to neck pickup was personal
As an electric guitar player, i can confirm that this is true
30 seconds of my life I will never get back.
Beat me to it.
This the type of guy who says dumb shit and doesn't realize that your giving him Engagement and pleasing the Algorithm gods so why comment if you don't like it
@@NightWolf4223 99% of the time I don’t comment, but this time it felt necessary.
Reasons: 1) It made me feel better expressing my opinion instead of suppressing it, and 2) In the event someone looks at the comments section first (which I sometimes do), my comment may prevent them from wasting 30 seconds of their life.
I hope that adequately answers your question.
@@dustincaldwell2354You made a useful comment. I was getting just as annoyed. Fact is this short is a piece of crap.
Congratulations on getting the joke.
Love how the comments are literally proving the point.
The checking all your pockets for the perfect thickness pick is spot on.
Electrists, we’ve been attacked by the acoustics. Its time to awaken our steel string acoustic sleeper agents. The only things that can stop us are shorting cords and power outages.
ACOUSTICS, ATTACK
WE RIDE AT DAWN 🎸🎸💯💯🔥🔥🔥
Bro turned into a zombie
half of the people in the comments are fr electric guitar players who hate they got called out xD
no just electric guitar makes up about half of rock songs and stuff theres not only that 😭
No. I deadass don’t spend a whole 30 minutes setting up my guitar to play a chord. It’s as simple as turning the amp on, volume up, and strum.
I expected he will play “Better Call Saul”
bro made a lifetime of mortal enemies with this one 💀
Bro, you need two 100-watt Marshall heads with two 4x12 cabinets.
i agree
He didnt even play the strings when he was tuning, he just eyeballed it 💀💀
no he was turning them all up not tuning LOL
Lol
Im Brazilian, and same dont never having heard of Laurindo, I'm proud of him and the song, because even many years after its release, it's still a hit in other countries. That makes me very happy.
My anger issues were rising soon as the RUclips short was almost coming to an end.
When he turned the guitar around before going to take a drink, he touched the strings in a way that for a second really reminded me of the start of one minecraft song, almost made me cry, not joking
That’s a ukulele dude
@@thisusernameiscurrentlytak7877I have dementia
As an electric guitarist I can confirm I don’t know what the actual fuck is going on in this video
Glad I'm not the only one
Me too... ...
As an electric guitar player, i can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Accurate. As an electric guitar player I can say that that’s accurate…. Especially that part where you turn the acoustic away so it don’t have to watch
The amount of comments that don’t understand this is astounding to me. I feel like I do this every time I play electric guitar.
Then youre a loser? Makes sense.
well at least the first half was actually what POV means
This was all pure gold, but I found his little amp particularly hilarious! 😆
and then there's acoustic guitar players quietly strumming having a little main character moment while mumbling the lyrics of the song to themselves
I thought this was going to be a power chord joke
Just purchased my first ever electric guitar will definitely be different from my acoustic but ready to start learning😊🎸
This is why tiktok needs to be banned.
as an acoustic guitar player, this is how i imagine people playing the electric guitar
Rock/Metal: play simple things making them look very hard
Classical guitar: play super complicated things making them look easy
Bro really out here making some goofy. generalizations.
umm.. no.
@@scromberprofessionalautist1017 Bro really out here not knowing enough about Rock/Metal and Classical to understand my comment.
Typical Average listener who doesn’t play anything
@@daghetto101 why not? Just answer
@@themedallostoryteller1105 bwaha goofy individual, Dude sounds like you would lecture someone about the deep symbolic and cultural significance of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star then rant about how technically complex it is to "Truely" play it.
"Maybe it's a little early, but your kids are gonna love it."
They make medicine for that
That medicine being?
@@HaynesEllisfentanyl
@@HaynesEllis Heroin
😂
Ritalin helps
Pick thickness is important. So is quadruple checking that all of your knobs are all the way up, moments before the first note.
turning the ukulele around is savagery
I just got edged by guitar man wtff
Bro tested our patience 😂😂
The positive grid spark spark baby
Love it, I have 2 stacks but usually find myself playing my grid, I wanna get the speaker stack add on 🤘🏼
Same
bro was checking my patience
Damn why tf is everyone hating so bad 😭
Because time is precious and this was a waste of it. But then again, our collective faults for being on RUclips 🤷♀️
Bro really tested my patience 💀
Nah these comments are worse than instagram 😂😂
On God😹😹
To be fair, the joke isn’t really funny. Maybe it was the way he went about it.
u dont know? Instagram' users are taking over youtube shorts, all over the place you can feel it
That is too true. We have to triple check that everything aligns PERFECTLY!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 this comment section made it all worth it (LOVE when people make it easy to tell who can and cant take jokes)🔥🔥🔥 stay noizy my friend🤘🏻
It’s also telling that we people can’t tell when other people’s issue isn’t about whether folx can take jokes but when people are expecting quality from others humour. It’s like we’ve lowered the value of comedy to where folx act like people are obligated to accept low grade humour, all on the basis of, “It’s a joke”. But what about it actually being funny? I think a more skill humorist would have made his point more funny.
@JRCGuitarist 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 humor is subjective and opinions are like a$$holes - almost everyone's got one 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤨
Please make an hour long version of this❤
*turns everything up to be as loud as possible*
*flips to quieter neck pickup*
Don't let this guy cook again.
bro violated that guitar
I so stressed until you play that damn guitar
Fucking accurate. I have yet to learn a second chord...... lol!
Made me go outside and appreciate the beauty of Mordor
Ideal timing for rickroll
The fact that more than zero people can relate to this is probably why I'll always be a bassist
You think we’re using the neck pickup for chords?
I was going to say, that’s the least accurate part of the whole video
Felt personally attacked by this one XD
The anxious playing with the jeans
Thanks for this , it’s so precious .
This is a short? Fuck it took forever
"you must be prepared"
As an electric guitar. I can concure.
Exactly Steven Tyler's take. The HEAVY chord!!!
He actually did it very fast
As a guitarist, I can confirm that praying to the lizard god is mandatory
Nah this is funny af. This is exactly what my little brother looks like! When you turned the uke around I screamed 😂
I love it!!! Please make more videos like this
What is wrong with y'all, it's a fuckin joke video
Yea, but a lot folx didn’t find it funny. Something being a joke doesn’t mean people have to like it or aren’t allowed to express it isn’t funny. If you are allowed to express you enjoyed it, sometimes others are allowed to acknowledge it wasn’t good to them.
@@JRCGuitarist then just move on instead of making your lack of humor everyone else's problem
@@Scooter_Alice I have a great sense of humour… however for a joke to be funny it firstly has to be, you know …. Funny 🤷♂️
@@Themaskplaguecouldn't agree more
@@Scooter_Alice guy could make video longer, would be funnier innit
the fucking limbo prep got me
Did RUclips break its comments again? All I see is newest and not highest rated, which is painful to read through
Bro hyped himself up more than i do for a deadlift pr
These comments are so funny. Why is everyone so mad ??
I think bc he takes so long to get to the point.. even though the entire video IS the point
@@Everinnsian it’s also just not funny. This type of thing MAY have been humerous to a degree over a decade ago.
@@Claybraham91 Lmaoo
@@Everinnsian right? 😂
This is the pinnacle of what RUclips shorts has to offer
Accurately accurate
As an Electric player i can confidently say, this is true...
WOW THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!! THANKS FOR MAKING THIS HILARIOUS VIDEO!!!! IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW LOLOLOLOL
who?
This is indeed one of the most sarcastic comments I've seen in a while. It's almost actually convincing. 😭✋✨
bro was trying to get the one min mark i respect it
Not loud enough
Pov: how electric guitar Players Play a Chord Perfect 🎸💯💫❤️😳
The alcohol is very accurate
marty mcfly when doc brown isnt home
Cool ass chord tho