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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @ganaraminukshuk0
    @ganaraminukshuk0 9 лет назад +13

    I think using a fortune cookie as a visual analogy to what a web cookie does is the best visual analogy ever. Not only is it delicious, it's got information inside.

  • @omegasad4509
    @omegasad4509 7 лет назад +55

    The internet loves us, it gives us cookies :D

  • @4tifk
    @4tifk 9 лет назад +337

    recommendations
    how to make sugar cookies
    how to make cookies
    cookie recipes
    Google cookies
    finally

    • @4tifk
      @4tifk 9 лет назад +11

      oh yea cookie clicker also

    • @joshuafalck_
      @joshuafalck_ 9 лет назад

      +Atif Khan I got that too.

    • @batfan1939
      @batfan1939 9 лет назад

      So I wasn't the only one to get those recommendations?
      On an unrelated note, I could really go for a vanilla sugar cookie.

    • @KubesVoxel
      @KubesVoxel 9 лет назад

      +Atif Khan Who took the cookie?

    • @4tifk
      @4tifk 9 лет назад

      Kubes Voxel sorry

  • @ThePokefan382
    @ThePokefan382 9 лет назад +79

    LinusBakingTips

  • @iasliam
    @iasliam 9 лет назад +195

    Faster Linus! Faster Faster!

    • @iasliam
      @iasliam 9 лет назад

      Great video ;)

    • @car714
      @car714 9 лет назад +2

      +Liam Moscrop Lol I see what you did there - Brum Brum

    • @iasliam
      @iasliam 9 лет назад

      ***** lol

    • @iasliam
      @iasliam 9 лет назад

      ***** Holy Shit I didn't think this one through o_o ....help

    • @escape093
      @escape093 9 лет назад +1

      +Liam Moscrop ON, ON! FASTER, FASTER!
      ~ Troublesome Trucks

  • @bryanwong1766
    @bryanwong1766 9 лет назад +18

    0:54 "take a break from porn" is not equal to 我愛丹尼斯(Translation: I love Danny).
    nice try.

  • @KorraTransPhoenix
    @KorraTransPhoenix Год назад +4

    Foreshadowing...

  • @DanielFenandes
    @DanielFenandes 9 лет назад +81

    Why isn't third party cookies disabled by default?

    • @MasterChaoko
      @MasterChaoko 9 лет назад +18

      +Daniel Dourado Browsers are designed to conform to a set of expectations by default. One of those expectations is that it accepts cookies as a general rule. Were a browser to attempt to block a certain fluid class of cookies, it would break functionality. By leaving disabling certain cookies to the user, it becomes the user's fault when something breaks, as opposed to the browser. This also helps prevent cookies from turning into an arms race of advertisers vs browsers

    • @user-py9cy1sy9u
      @user-py9cy1sy9u 9 лет назад +1

      +Daniel Dourado Third party is a therm that is defined by browser

    • @CelmorSmith
      @CelmorSmith 9 лет назад +8

      +wwwelkam
      Third party cookies are pretty well defined, essentially first party is the site you are visiting (see URL in address bar), whereas third party cookies come from embedded elements in that site.
      +Daniel Dourado Having third party cookies default will first of break RUclips comments as they are delivered by Google+

    • @10meisterballe
      @10meisterballe 3 года назад +1

      because you are using a browser from an ad company

  • @DBnugget
    @DBnugget 5 лет назад +1

    I was doing research about browser cookies because I intended to make a video explaining what cookies do and how they are used. However, there is no way that I can possibly do a better job than what you have done here. Excellent job! Great presentation! I'm off to find another subject for my next video, haha, Mike ☺

  • @4tifk
    @4tifk 9 лет назад +133

    third party cookies
    weed cookies
    normal nice ones
    the cookies your mum makes

    • @fiqirr
      @fiqirr 9 лет назад +6

      youre not really that funny you know

    • @JohnDoe-np6lb
      @JohnDoe-np6lb 9 лет назад

      +Atif Khan weed is gr8

    • @derpolacke2165
      @derpolacke2165 9 лет назад

      +Atif Khan you was faster... way faster..

    • @paulmundt144
      @paulmundt144 8 лет назад

      +Sugna B Dont fall 4 the b8 m8

    • @UnluckyBro-
      @UnluckyBro- 6 лет назад

      volvo pls nerf Your videos are cringy

  • @PsCdita
    @PsCdita 9 лет назад +120

    stealing my bank accont? yeah right steal my 29,8 euros. i shuld get job..... and life ;(

    • @user-py9cy1sy9u
      @user-py9cy1sy9u 9 лет назад

      +PSVITA芬兰 Learn to code and you will have a well paid job guarantee

    • @vgamesx1
      @vgamesx1 9 лет назад +6

      +wwwelkam coding isn't for everyone you know..... even for someone like me who wants to learn but doesn't have the patience for it.

    • @user-py9cy1sy9u
      @user-py9cy1sy9u 9 лет назад +9

      vgamesx1 Common misconception about programming is that you can fully learn something. Each time developers start on new project they go to google and it doesnt matter that they worked 10 years in that field.

    • @vgamesx1
      @vgamesx1 9 лет назад +3

      wwwelkam well I didn't say fully learn, I know the basics of how coding works, so I can somewhat read it but, I simply can't make out much of anything meaningful, so for example I it'll take a while for me to figure out, so I can make a few changes here or there however I find it very difficult to actually write code myself.

    • @erwinjitsu_3706
      @erwinjitsu_3706 6 лет назад

      vgamesx1 it's true, even pros google all the code they make. So coding essentially is just googling, altho you might have some basic things always in your mind when making a script or just coding.
      Maths is another misconception, coders might never need any skill in mathmatics. However, it does provide some help in some cases where you might need to make some advanced calculationsi without the use of multiple steps.

  • @rstar0000
    @rstar0000 9 лет назад +11

    Expected a cooking tutorial. Was extremely disappointed.

  • @johnman6234
    @johnman6234 4 года назад +1

    1:20 DID YOU JUST SAY *dramatic stop* TOILET PAPER?

  • @dr.suspicious6420
    @dr.suspicious6420 9 лет назад +5

    Linus, Why aren't transferspeeds not stable? like donw/upload and usb drives??

  • @spazmatsuit3677
    @spazmatsuit3677 9 лет назад +4

    Found some awesome recipes thanks to the related section of this video.
    Thanks Linus Bake Tips! :D

  • @alisamer360
    @alisamer360 9 лет назад +82

    in a perfect world there won't be the edge browser

    • @Plusimurfriend
      @Plusimurfriend 9 лет назад +24

      +ali IIFive in a perfect world there wont be a need for the internet. we would all know everything about everything and anything.

    • @FelixMustermann
      @FelixMustermann 9 лет назад +8

      +ali IIFive I use Edge and Love it^^

    • @adityaravishankar8344
      @adityaravishankar8344 9 лет назад

      +ali IIFive
      Yes, there would be Hololens

    • @ZacElCapitan
      @ZacElCapitan 9 лет назад +4

      +ali IIFive Dude Edge is great

    • @Scoopta
      @Scoopta 9 лет назад +2

      +ali IIFive I feel like you can't say this. It's not IE and I don't use edge...I don't even use Windows(I'm on Linux...not a Mac) and I don't particularly like MS. Even still I don't think edge is all that bad. Especially when compared with IE.

  • @ayman9517
    @ayman9517 4 года назад +5

    1:22 toilet paper, what a sought after resource nowadays

  • @stfuyoutube423
    @stfuyoutube423 3 года назад +3

    so basically, if someone tells me “HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA” or “PC CLEANER PRO DOWNLOAD NOW”, they’re trying to give me dessert

  • @marcbreuerTech
    @marcbreuerTech 9 лет назад

    Holy crap yesterday I was searching for a video from you about cookies for school because I really thought you already had one, but I couldn't find it! And this morning I was just going through my RUclips subscriptions and I saw this!

  • @jerobarraco
    @jerobarraco 9 лет назад

    @3:22 you should also activate the "send do not track request" (though that's different is also related to privacy).

  • @kraken_43
    @kraken_43 9 лет назад

    your channel is the only channel which makes tech, fun

  • @holzdamolz
    @holzdamolz 4 года назад +1

    Fast forward 5 years later. Who knew we would be needing toilet paper so bad

  • @turboedleo1052
    @turboedleo1052 9 лет назад +11

    Is this a good buid? (my first)
    Intel core i5 4690k 3.5ghz
    HyperX FURY 1866MHz 16gb (4x4)
    Samsung 250gb SSD + 1TB WD blue
    Gigabyte Z97x Gaming 5 Motherboard
    Gigabyte G1 980 ti
    NZXT h440 case
    CM Nepton 240m cpu cooler
    EVGA supernova 750W G2 psu

    • @pelataan69
      @pelataan69 9 лет назад

      yes its but get 280mm if your not already bought that

    • @turboedleo1052
      @turboedleo1052 9 лет назад

      Aaponton Why? And i havent

    • @theodorbutters141
      @theodorbutters141 9 лет назад +2

      You're pretty much covered for the next 4-5 years....
      If you have the extra cash,take a look at skylake cpu/mobo (ddr4 support can bring some extra futureproofing to your machine)

    • @theodorbutters141
      @theodorbutters141 9 лет назад +2

      240mm rad = 2 x 120mm fans
      280mm rad = 2 x 140mm fans
      I think he's going with the idea that larger fans are quieter.
      Check if your case can fit a 280mm rad

    • @mrballbreeder3749
      @mrballbreeder3749 9 лет назад

      +Leo D go for it its ok

  • @Sh0cKwavE__
    @Sh0cKwavE__ 8 лет назад +2

    Both the machine and Samaritan are eating your cookies. You are being watched

    • @michailvamvasakis1006
      @michailvamvasakis1006 8 лет назад +1

      Ben Hoang the government has a secret system that's spy on you on every hour of every day

  • @Lunacy_Phoenix
    @Lunacy_Phoenix 9 лет назад

    Can you do a video about Bits for music production like what each step up allows composers to do in the studio like 8-bit vs 16-bit vs 24-bit vs 32-bit vs -64 and so on, with regards to how much data can be stored or how many functions are possible and what could be achieved with more. and also the physical advantages like higher bit rate quality plz go into real depth even if it ends up an hour. I'm no tech or studio engineer but I have a small home studio for writing and recording my own music.
    I'm curious about the differences so I can best make use of my 64-bit system running Pro Tools with 16GB RAM and a Core i7 4990K hopefullyI could learn to be more efficient with its resource's giving me less problems with regards to getting errors telling me My CPU cant handle 4 stereo tracks that don't even have any plugins in use on 24-bit 44.1 kHz or that its choking playback of a session where I have 7 tracks 2 stereo and 5 mono with only light plugin usage on a system as powerful as mine. (which is total bullshit btw because at college their Macs only have an i3 processor and 4-GB of RAM the bare minimum to rum P.T and I've seen it handle over 10 stereo and 4 MIDI tracks with Heavy resource intensive Plugins multiple ins and outs to and from buses on 24-bit 96 kHz with out even burping so WTF) pro tools specific info would be nice but anything about this in general would be a massive help.
    Thanx :)

  • @gregoryg.9404
    @gregoryg.9404 9 лет назад +1

    1:20 So so sooooooo hilarious! Can't stop laughing!

  • @jamiepilkington5298
    @jamiepilkington5298 9 лет назад

    thought you might find it funny that all that came up in the suggestion is videos on how to make cookies. Can't wait for it to happen the other way around when someone is baking and finds out about cookies

  • @superslimanoniem4712
    @superslimanoniem4712 4 года назад

    0:54 “I love Dennis” 😂😂😂

  • @NoorquackerInd
    @NoorquackerInd 9 лет назад

    "Yeah, let me just pull this giant gaming computer out and just walk out the door while the owner's on it..."

  • @Slasher74DaMiner
    @Slasher74DaMiner 9 лет назад +1

    File Formats as Fast as Possible *+LinusTechTips +Techquickie*

  • @elvanselvano
    @elvanselvano 9 лет назад +4

    Stop at 3:08. Enable caption.

    • @maleknecibi
      @maleknecibi 7 лет назад +1

      Wait what, I'm confused. Sorry, I know it's been a year, lol

    • @cridenh2owo257
      @cridenh2owo257 7 лет назад +2

      What?

    • @SchroedpieceMedia
      @SchroedpieceMedia 6 лет назад

      And... Nothing... We did that... For nothing... Lol ...nice

  • @desynthed
    @desynthed 8 лет назад +1

    These videos are really cool!

  • @urockit2011
    @urockit2011 6 лет назад +1

    I thought marmite was the british version and vegemite is the australian...? Great video!

  • @johngrasso6224
    @johngrasso6224 9 лет назад

    Can you do analog vs digital? Waves, boards, monitors, etc

  • @DrummaBoy202
    @DrummaBoy202 8 лет назад +6

    3:45 looks like he just came

    • @z-scart5463
      @z-scart5463 8 лет назад +3

      Oh...he did...I should know.........I was there.

  • @elsegan
    @elsegan 9 лет назад +50

    Marmite-Britain
    Vegemite-Australia
    Marmite is terrible

    • @tipturkey1283
      @tipturkey1283 9 лет назад +2

      Vegemite is a staple of life

    • @StormNinja01
      @StormNinja01 9 лет назад +1

      It tastes good with porridge.

    • @schnitzel438
      @schnitzel438 9 лет назад

      +Samuel Hoffmann (StormNinja01) thanks :)

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 9 лет назад

      Pro-Vegemite supporter.There are 2 types of Marmite.. UK Marmite.. and the rest of the world Marmite.
      I would not say the UK one is great but it is better then the other that they tired.

    • @jacobs9318
      @jacobs9318 9 лет назад +2

      +wobbly sauce UK Marmite and NZ Marmite

  • @EDToasty
    @EDToasty 9 лет назад +1

    0:55 "Take a break from porn, I love Dennis"

  • @generalkitten2100
    @generalkitten2100 8 лет назад +1

    WHO STOLE THE COOCKIE FROM THE COOCKIE JAR

  • @w2.ill_
    @w2.ill_ 9 лет назад

    For those of you who are wondering what it says at 0:54, it says "I love Dennis."

  • @LazoeJSCREI
    @LazoeJSCREI 9 лет назад +104

    Uhh.. There is actually toilet paper on amazon. What? You learn something new everyday

    • @Rm0ran
      @Rm0ran 9 лет назад +9

      +skil3z Why is that strange? Toilet paper is an absurdly common thing people use/need.

    • @dhanveeivaturi14
      @dhanveeivaturi14 9 лет назад +24

      +skil3z You can even get toilets on amazon

    • @LazoeJSCREI
      @LazoeJSCREI 9 лет назад +8

      Teal'c
      Yeah, thats why its bought in stores. I've never seen or heard anyone buy toilet paper from the internet. Maybe if you want like a truckload of it, like when a group of guys made a pyramid of toilet paper rolls for a world record

    • @Leo-pu2nw
      @Leo-pu2nw 9 лет назад +5

      Or if you want to TP someone's house, of course...

    • @harz5935
      @harz5935 9 лет назад +2

      With that pace of developement i believe you cant even walk yet lol

  • @DANNYFIGDESIGNS
    @DANNYFIGDESIGNS 5 лет назад

    Oh my god I needed toilet paper after you mentioned the target market for burritos. And the ending... OH MY GOD. Fan for life! Thanks for the great information... yet once again!

  • @nerissacrawford8017
    @nerissacrawford8017 6 лет назад

    That paper and burritos bit tho.
    😂

  • @mitchellhuse993
    @mitchellhuse993 9 лет назад

    That cookie jar thing was a pretty good pun

  • @iangratton6062
    @iangratton6062 7 лет назад +1

    Really expected a tunnel bear ad with what the content of the video was on.

  • @avid5581
    @avid5581 9 лет назад

    Would it improve security at all to use a dedicated web browser for less trustworthy sites (read porn sites) and another one for banking etc?

  • @projectjt3149
    @projectjt3149 4 года назад

    Can I just say how even though most people knew about cookies for a while now, the public wasn't *that* concerned until Cambridge Analytica happened? And yet after that, nobody called the cookies but rather "trackers".

  • @Demkeys
    @Demkeys 9 лет назад

    Man your videos are super helpful! Keep up the good work!

  • @YuhengLohisGorgeous
    @YuhengLohisGorgeous 9 лет назад

    The chinese words in 0:57 is actually I love Dannis lol

  • @crageth
    @crageth 8 лет назад

    "Take a break from porn" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just have to take a deep breath, this is why i watch this video right now

  • @MarksStephens
    @MarksStephens 9 лет назад +1

    Give that man a cookie

  • @zafraan3038
    @zafraan3038 7 лет назад

    love the way you explain stuff! I always watch it videos to motivate myself to learn

  • @v-xup6
    @v-xup6 9 лет назад +5

    that fortune cookie, take a break from porn, i love dennis??

  • @aperturec
    @aperturec 9 лет назад

    Recommendations I hear you say? Cookie baking tips and "Failing a test"... ok.

  • @ThatDudeRhys
    @ThatDudeRhys 9 лет назад

    'D'ya know who's not bad guys?' my frontal lobe just puked!

  • @hippiechickie18
    @hippiechickie18 9 лет назад +1

    5:00 nice voice break, linus.

  • @eeromutka
    @eeromutka 9 лет назад

    Next episode: cakes as fast as possible

  • @domenv66
    @domenv66 9 лет назад

    cookies are swag
    cookies are life
    cookies are friends

  • @truenoong
    @truenoong 9 лет назад

    To anyone who may be wondering, the chinese words at 0:55 reads I love Dennis XD

  • @Minor69her
    @Minor69her 9 лет назад

    Funny thing Linus, Marmite is actually much more of a thing in the UK, we prefer Vegemite down here, Marmite is a weird sweet version that tastes terrible.

  • @pearlstar1427
    @pearlstar1427 7 лет назад

    So if you have the cookies active on your computer, when you refresh a youtube page without being signed in you won't be adding to the view counts?
    Is that right?

  • @eagle56786
    @eagle56786 9 лет назад +1

    Took me a while to get the burrito joke.

  • @souldier6075
    @souldier6075 9 лет назад

    Like cus the Segway from the video to Lydia. 10/10 IGN!

  • @NoNameNinjaa
    @NoNameNinjaa 9 лет назад

    hey linus have you thought of getting into lynda.com maybe to teach what you know to aspiring techies?

  • @Ryzza5
    @Ryzza5 9 лет назад

    Install a browser extension such as 'Privacy Badger' to monitor just how many tracking cookies are on your favourite sites and have them blocked for you.

  • @someweeb3650
    @someweeb3650 8 лет назад +1

    "2berkel1cup"
    ...
    link plz

  • @VarunSarathy
    @VarunSarathy 9 лет назад +8

    The video ends @ 4:14. Just sayin'

    • @marknjunge
      @marknjunge 9 лет назад +3

      The ads are too mucu now.

    • @kaouiii
      @kaouiii 9 лет назад

      It actually ends at 5:49

  • @sooooooooDark
    @sooooooooDark 9 лет назад

    3:50
    >.> hard to only be only on websites that dont spy on u when watching a video on youtube

  • @KSPAtlas
    @KSPAtlas 5 лет назад

    What's with the Denny is Hung thing?

  • @Gentoli
    @Gentoli 9 лет назад

    At 58 seconds, the Chinese characters reads:"I love Dennis(我爱丹尼斯)"

  • @baska-
    @baska- 9 лет назад

    Nice video! Thanks, @Linus.

  • @UjangBoyor
    @UjangBoyor 7 лет назад

    i love when this guy when explaining something and ends up with advertisement, lol

  • @jacobherman7085
    @jacobherman7085 9 лет назад

    i immediately checked my browser settings to find i have third party cookies enabled.
    thanks Linus!

  • @joelsettlemoir4878
    @joelsettlemoir4878 8 лет назад

    I want to test that toilet paper - burrito theory

  • @MrPocketCrafter
    @MrPocketCrafter 9 лет назад

    Now all my suggestions are filled with cookie recipes -_-

  • @mrballbreeder3749
    @mrballbreeder3749 9 лет назад

    give linus a cookie ,he looks so slim

  • @Orcjura
    @Orcjura 9 лет назад

    Where do you get all these weird photos lol

  • @kasenratliff1832
    @kasenratliff1832 4 года назад

    I think if someone walks away with your computer you have much bigger problems to worry about

  • @MaxwellTornado
    @MaxwellTornado 9 лет назад

    "Actually isn't as nefarious as it sounds" ... It sounds like a perfectly normal tracking program to me.

  • @ThatJay283
    @ThatJay283 5 лет назад +1

    Stop cookie theft by using an adblocker

  • @GoGoGojira32
    @GoGoGojira32 9 лет назад

    Who edits the fast as possible videos? I cracked (pun intended) up at the fortune cookie image at 0:54, the Chinese words actually mean "I love Dennis" xD

  • @johnwegener3836
    @johnwegener3836 4 года назад +1

    Cookie

  • @extremerFatalist
    @extremerFatalist 9 лет назад

    Which AIO can you guys recommend for a I7 6700k?
    And would you get a Asus 980 TI strix or a evga gtx 980 ti? Linustechtipsforum ain't helpful sadly.

    • @EpicSuccessESG
      @EpicSuccessESG 9 лет назад +1

      H100i GTX

    • @EpicSuccessESG
      @EpicSuccessESG 9 лет назад

      EVGA

    • @chernobyl4045
      @chernobyl4045 9 лет назад

      Corsair 110 gtx or swiftech h240-x
      Asus strix

    • @monkeybolo4231
      @monkeybolo4231 9 лет назад

      +Fatalist H110i and whatever GPU fits your color scheme/budget/features

    • @RileyCP
      @RileyCP 9 лет назад

      anything above gtx 970 is good

  • @lance_nickel
    @lance_nickel 9 лет назад

    1:36 - OCD WARNING! One of the stars are not bold. It is driving me freaking insane.

  • @cman9099
    @cman9099 9 лет назад

    can you make an video on how to encrypt your hard drive?

  • @iDerekMC
    @iDerekMC 9 лет назад +1

    cookiezi as fast as possible

  • @JK03011997
    @JK03011997 9 лет назад

    Are you already using the new green-screen? The flickering around your left (from the viewers perspective the right) arm was quite heavy this time.

  • @vEnnzzoo
    @vEnnzzoo 9 лет назад +5

    Me and my dad had this little argument. I said you can only get viruses etc. if you actually download stuff, and he said you can get them just by being on virus-filled sites. Who is correct?

    • @cupcake_person2877
      @cupcake_person2877 9 лет назад +13

      Your dad is right

    • @vEnnzzoo
      @vEnnzzoo 9 лет назад

      Quentin Brook But how? I don't get it.

    • @4tifk
      @4tifk 9 лет назад

      +Eroa cookies

    • @parsiaparnian5479
      @parsiaparnian5479 9 лет назад

      +Eroa leaving my comment here for reply

    • @ChaseMMD
      @ChaseMMD 9 лет назад

      +Eroa data= executable cookie = possible virus?

  • @TheGavYu
    @TheGavYu 9 лет назад

    The fortune cookie doesn't even say "Take a break from porn", it says "I love Dennis"

  • @ParadoxdesignsOrg
    @ParadoxdesignsOrg 9 лет назад

    Unique visitors all look like Sherlock Holmes.

  • @jdave1157
    @jdave1157 9 лет назад

    Do ad blockers remove most of the threats from third party cookies? Since the ads that are malicious enough to do so are not loaded anyway?

  • @jackmccallum335
    @jackmccallum335 9 лет назад

    The pictures in these videos are funny 😂

  • @JohnPaulBuce
    @JohnPaulBuce 2 года назад +1

    i got a cookie, but at what cost?

  • @nanopulga098
    @nanopulga098 9 лет назад

    CC subtitles PLS

  • @blakeagre2684
    @blakeagre2684 9 лет назад

    That girl from the cookies was horrifying

  • @maybeken
    @maybeken 9 лет назад +1

    Well done Dennis, well done. We love you Dennis you know.. But you are adopted. :P

  • @Rikorage
    @Rikorage 7 лет назад

    1:06 those names LOL

  • @waynewright1888
    @waynewright1888 9 лет назад

    what is asmedia

  • @geneticboss1834
    @geneticboss1834 9 лет назад

    My recomendations are full of cookie tutorials•__________•

  • @tkhan2327
    @tkhan2327 9 лет назад

    How do u block all cookies? Using win10

  • @ultracubegames7707
    @ultracubegames7707 8 лет назад

    I went into file explorer on my computer and went into cookies, I clicked open file and then I opened the disc drive and in it there was a fortune cookie with random numbers on it, it tasted good though.