Every time I come back to this movie, I'm astonished by the fact that not only does the hero accomplish nothing, he doesn't even attempt to accomplish anything besides his half-assed, short-lived emancipation of one slave.
The actor playing Cabot is Urbano Barberini, an italian noble turned actor that is still somewhat active in theater and movies. His family tree is truly astounding(popes,cardinals,princes,generals,artists and patrons of the arts), his career...a bit less, but he gets around .
I could watch Jack Palance read from the phone book and still be entertained. I love that he did a few fantasy movies in his later career, nobody chews the scenery like Jack.
"Master, allow me to give you pleasure." *Crow's jaw drops* "Hey, I'm not your master." Tom: "No, you see freedom is-PLEASURE?!?" Me: *laughing till I cry*
"I worry about a superhero named Cabot who drives a Camero." "Sorry, folks, we simply could not afford special effects!" "Kill him, kill him, KILL HIM" "Whoa, Jack you are going way off script here!"
the better versions of this I see are stuff like The Executioner And Her Way Of Life where they haven’t figured out either of those things because they have workarounds that do the same thing *in one context*, like a type of sword that shoots but no explosives or a fuel that powers a train but no vehicle besides trains
So did Cabot end up with the the princess he was with from the beginning of film or the slave woman he rescued? What happened to the one he didn't end up with?
@@leannewho664 Basically one of the central themes of the books is the capturing, keeping and brutalizing of female sex slaves who learn to accept and enjoy their position. And the books go into a frankly disturbing level of detail as to how this slavery culture operates.
Funnily enough, the series of novels that spawned this craptacular crapfest have also generated a subculture of slavegirls and stress positions (BDSM).
Every time I come back to this movie, I'm astonished by the fact that not only does the hero accomplish nothing, he doesn't even attempt to accomplish anything besides his half-assed, short-lived emancipation of one slave.
The actor playing Cabot is Urbano Barberini, an italian noble turned actor that is still somewhat active in theater and movies. His family tree is truly astounding(popes,cardinals,princes,generals,artists and patrons of the arts), his career...a bit less, but he gets around .
'Where the hell am I?"
"You're the hell here."
I used to have a show on my local radio on overnights, and one of my jock liners had that audio clip on there. I HAD to. 🤣🤣
I could watch Jack Palance read from the phone book and still be entertained. I love that he did a few fantasy movies in his later career, nobody chews the scenery like Jack.
"Believe it... or nottt!"
"All right, I'm outta the film!" I'm sure those were Jack's exact words right before, "Where the hell's my check?"
Sorry folks, we simply could not afford to have special effects!
Or finish the matte painting either with that whole, "It's Iowa!' in the background LOL
"What have you done with the prisoner?" "We cancelled it; it was too obscure."
They shopped it over to some trans girls who do a podcast
"Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!" Brilliant... :)
So much hair product for such a primitive world.
Wash and go Pert-Plus!
"CABETT," and LOU COSTELLO."
Love the Cabot montage.
"Because you are behaving...like a bitch in heat..."
"WHOA!"
"And not like a queen!"
"Jack, you are WAY off script!"
Hey Caaaaaaaaaaaaaboooooooooooooooooooooooooooottt!
"Master, allow me to give you pleasure."
*Crow's jaw drops*
"Hey, I'm not your master."
Tom: "No, you see freedom is-PLEASURE?!?"
Me: *laughing till I cry*
ninjawraith17 HAHAHA I never noticed Crow's jaw dropping! 😂
Woah! Jack, you are WAY off script!!
You disgusting woooorm!
"You know how to party?"
"You just put your lips together and drink!"
I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I’m all out of ass.
"I worry about a superhero named Cabot who drives a Camero."
"Sorry, folks, we simply could not afford special effects!"
"Kill him, kill him, KILL HIM"
"Whoa, Jack you are going way off script here!"
Firebird, actually...
Guys, what's the main character's name again? ...it's on the tip of...
12:48 Palance is astonished by Cabot's lack of acting ability. Also, he is really drunk.
Flora Posteschild Agreed. Also, I think the man he killed during the making of this movie was his agent.
These were the hats too silly for classic Doctor Who villains.
I keep thinking of Seinfeld. “Oh, hello...Cabot!”
Cabot is such a Gary Stu.
My favorite line from the movie was left out:
"Where'd the car go?"
Servo: "I thought you had it!"
Clap clap
Deep in the Heart of Texas.
😂 😂
Hmm, I would go for the cuddly nature of Jack Palance...
They have so much budget for sets and costumes, but why'd they scrimp on casting?
Costume budget? Everybody's costume seems to end halfway.
3:31 Oh yeah, plenty of budget for sets.
Kyle Stubbs It’s Iowa!
They can summon people back and forth between worlds but don't hav electricity or gun powder?
the better versions of this I see are stuff like The Executioner And Her Way Of Life where they haven’t figured out either of those things because they have workarounds that do the same thing *in one context*, like a type of sword that shoots but no explosives or a fuel that powers a train but no vehicle besides trains
looks like MST3K lucked out getting a TON of icky male loinage
“Ooh he looks like a little angel!”
“Looks like a gravy boat...”
"WHOA! Jack, you are WAY off script!"
"Alright I'm out of the film! Yes!"
Edit: Wayne Gretzky! The Great One!
"And so the Osmonds were marched from Utah."
Crow
The hats in this film...
I am so heterosexual...
CABOT
"Guacamole's off..."
I didn’t know Iowa had a desert! Also, they have really weird tastes in clothing.
the my my my Mitchell reference
Christie Perry you are acting like a bitch in heat instead of a queen
Of course
So did Cabot end up with the the princess he was with from the beginning of film or the slave woman he rescued? What happened to the one he didn't end up with?
A fair question, but I think most of us have no clue....
He ended up still being Cabot.
What I want to know is why you're questioning a movie that is beyond logical explanation. XD
@@KentuckyWallChicken Its not really questioning, its pure curiosity. We all want whats best for Cabot and his women.
I can't find the Christmas tree star anywhere
8:00 is such a great delivery
No need to worry about a super hero who drives a Camaro. You should, however, be worried about a super hero who drives a Firebird. Cheers....
"HEY CABBET!!"
"Oh, it's a different Cabot."
Gotta make dinner for CABOT.
I'm still not convinced the hero's name is Cabot.
Cabbot the face chewer.
Oh, I can't find the Christmas tree star anywhere
Joe Namath! If you know, you know
6:35, what ever she's balancing on her head is covered in a button down short sleeve sweater. what is on her head inside the sweater?
Should have had Cabot be played by Bud Abbott.
Talena, playmate of the month June or July 86?
Well just that I envy that structure.
is it open season on geriatrics? nice
There's a reason this is my favorite episode, but I can't remember why, It might have been a name or something. Can anyone help me?
So the guy's name was.... ?
Why couldn't Boba Fett or Cabot's stunt double be the hero?
isnt that a pontiac?
69 Firebird
Why is Cabot friends with a sexist Barney Rubble?
Back on an edit: I totally forgot that Mike called him Barney Rubble!
The Judds.....
😆😆😆
Only Mike and the Bots can make tiresome Gorean propaganda worth watching!
2:38
And you think this movie was demeaning towards the female characters? The original books are even worse!
Terrifying statement pls elsborate
@@leannewho664 Basically one of the central themes of the books is the capturing, keeping and brutalizing of female sex slaves who learn to accept and enjoy their position. And the books go into a frankly disturbing level of detail as to how this slavery culture operates.
disGASting werrrrrm
The first film is even worse than this
Funnily enough, the series of novels that spawned this craptacular crapfest have also generated a subculture of slavegirls and stress positions (BDSM).