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My mom was originally going to be a teacher but dropped out fairly last minute to become a nurse. She got bullied by all her teacher friends for dropping out, but that is probably my mom’s best decision. Being a teacher is AWFUL. You work far harder than almost any job, have to relive school, and get paid scraps while being treated like shit.
The saddest part is that everyone, even teachers themselves accepted the fact. I dont get why teachers are appreciated more. I definitely wont be here without the help of some of my past teachers.
@@aoyuki1409 I still don’t know why anyone chooses to be a teacher. Like teaching the future generations sounds cool, but it isn’t worth all the garbage that comes with it. And really, if they just paid teachers a good salary, none of these would be issues. But in the future, I would rather work multiple small jobs instead of the massive trash heap of being a teacher.
@@TJ-hg6op thats what i meant, teaching was never an easy job. In WW1 era they'd only let professors teach. And they're paid well. Nowadays teacher standards are so low that even the younger generations figured out the cheat code to exploit the modern education system. Everyone seem to have terrible opinions of teachers, and tbh its partly their fault the awful teachers but the decent teachers that are able to turn garbage to gold wouldn't be able to do it properly today.
Exactly, no matter how much I would get paid, I'll never become a teacher, you'll be hated by every kid in your class if you don't act "cool" (be a cool teacher basically), you have to endure bs from other teachers and fake being their friend because when you become a teacher you forcefully need to get along with every teacher. Have you ever seen 2 teachers not like each other or not get along? There are a lot who do, but they will never show it publicly (and if they do, that's something extremely rare I have not yet seen myself, since I still go to school), because even if a teacher doesn't like another coworker of theirs, they have to endure and fake being nice to them since it's a job where you'll see each other every day, you're in front of a bunch of kids all day AND you'll need to forcefully work together on a lot of occasions for some event crap or whatever, so you can't just not get along with them. Oh, and imagine how many life-skills you'll have as a teacher, none, absolutely 0 life skills and knowledge about the world and how society mostly works. You get out of school just to get in again and stay there for the rest of your work days, just being around a bunch of unmotivated or extremely agitated kids (depending on if you teach to children or teens) and adults who have had their sanity drained by all the bs having to forcefully get along with you (and the same for you), enduring the school's bs, the teachers's bs, the kids's bs, enduring every single type of bs possible.
And let's also not talk about how you'll contribute to a system that I will describe with all of my sincerity, just pure shit, literally the only way I can describe it as it is, just pure 100% shit, the only thing it does is just force you to memorize a bunch of things (that btw, it's been proven you'll literally forget them right away after you take the exam) and kill the natural curiosity you're born with as a human, you'll be contributing to this pure shit system AND... if you're teaching to kindergarten or elementary, you'll just be enduring a lot of bs from them which is born just from their nature to be agitated all the time and if you're teaching to middle schoolers or high schoolers you'll just be enduring their bs that is born from their boredom and lack of motivation since they'll probably be more than tired to learn stuff they didn't even choose to, since by that time they already killed all of your natural curiosity, thus you'll have even less than just "no desire to learn".
Now that I've described all of that, THAT'S what you'll be dealing with if you work as a teacher, and if you do until you retire, you'll deal with that for most of your life... can you even imagine how will that affect your mental health? Because I genuinely can't. This is literally the reason why bad teachers exist, a lot of them just come in to get the job and say "ooohh teaching is my dream job, I want to teach stuff to kids/teens!" but they don't realize how extremely tiring that is, most of those teachers are probably the ones in your school who look like they were born uncapable of feeling happiness and/or empathy and are what most people would call bad teachers or just assholes in general.
In conclusion, being a teacher is the best way to get your mental health drained in a matter of months, or even weeks I'd say, personally I wouldn't become a teacher not even for 1 million dollars, which yeah, also reminds me of how 1 million dollars a month should be what you should get paid for, for enduring all of that bs, also needless to say the average salary is far away from that.
Sorry for that longass rant...
TL;DR: Never ever become a teacher, literally drains away your sanity.
@@TJ-hg6op someone has to do it
As an engineering student, its true.
Imagine 1000 single male students and only 200 female students.
You added one sign extra on second portion of that formula, but otherwise result is true.
So like only 16.6% female?
@@fullmetaltheorist probably less if you only consider single females. most of them already have a boyfriend from their high school, their neighborhood, and even other nearby institutions
@@aoyuki1409 Damn. Just pass by the art and humanities and you'll find a lot of women there.🤣
@@fullmetaltheorist i doubt those kind of high class ladies like sweaty boys in workshop jacket, covered in machine oil 🤣
The psych one is gonna be me after graduation 100%
🤣
Same. I’m not even in college yet
Please don't read me
yes
Same here
As a Nursing student, 100% accurate. People complain that the exams are too hard when they get blacked out drunk after class. My favorite is when half the class goes to an expensive restaurant for passing a exam.
also reminds me how according to a study nurses are the ones most likely to cheat on their partners lol
If the nurses are white yeah. They're also mean girls. Some white girl emily call it mysoginistic to call nurses mean girls probably because she felt called out. Filipino immigrants nurses and caretakers don't have such phenomenon.
It's so true. I'm a nursing major and it's common for the entire class to complain about how hard the tests are, but then they go out and party without studying for the test. Can't help but fail at that point.
@@UnkownUnkown01their life is a mess
Night shifts
Crazy patients
Sleepless study life
@@annagearhart2589 idk but people's environments can affect them too
As an Asian I can Confirm that When Someone can't solve a Calculus problem within 15.89secs I feel pity for them
Yep, for me it's 17.69 seconds tho
Power to you bro
True, last time it took me 28.11 secs to solve calculus. And the asian handed me a form for the mentally disabled
Mentally disabled? I only knew stupid.
As an asian im sorry to disappoint
As a computer science major, you are either really smart or just hoping nobody figures out that you actually don’t know what you’re doing.
As a person who works as Internal It support and System administration / Integration.
Valid comment
My favorite thing to do is just throw in random code strings i found on google until something works then delete everything else that didn't work
It's literally just bullshiting your way through code until it works, very common in the industry
Lmao. This is very true. I'd say maybe 10-30% of CS majors are actually smart, were attentive and honest with their studies, and actually have some skills. The other 70-90% are absolute morons who squeak by with razor thin margins thanks only to Chegg, ChatGPT, and all other other resources people use to cheat themselves out of an education.
I'm kinda both. I start out knowing nothing but one day it just clicks. And then I know it all.
As psychology student who also took philosophy class once, now i can read my cats mind, having existential crisis and end up be the one who take meds
Same
Understanding what your cat thinks isn't that hard.
The hard part is when they don't think and just do unexplainable shit for no reason.
Wait so psychology majors have superpowers or something??
@@springtime785 we simply learn how to think like humans
Is being a psychology student worth it? I may want to study that but are the career opportunities worth it? :’)
The Art majors though😭 ahhahaha, if we lived in an ideal world and society I would pursue The Arts, but real life is harsh.
Yeah I want to do game design/animation as a career but idk if that’s worth it
I feel ya…
@@pixelanderi want to get into a concept art career and ai image generators are the bane of my existence
@@pixelanderI’m not on the animation side of things, but I’m a video editor and post-production can make a lot of money in the long-run
Print your art on clothes, tote bags. People like buying merch they can use on the daily.
The Arts major one is true but its also kinda sad because of my friend. He used to be a very good character designer / illustrator at art school who had dreamt of entering the comics business. He often worked freelance and earned for himself taking commissions. Years later I heard that he had already been working as a janitor in a local fast food chain, and when I asked him about his current job he said that his commission requests start to dwindle because people started to use AI for their projects and his gig can't sustain him any longer.
As a Fine arts graduate, I am already considering taking second jobs that are no longer related to my work, such as office work or in the academe, should my career as a graphic artist would fail because of businesses prioritizing AI over skilled designers, photographers, animators, etc. I'm even considering entering the military if all else fails.
I'm even thinking of using both my friend and my own experience in the art industry as an inspiration to write my own novel. I think that there are no stories in novels that focus around the real hardships modern artists actually face as well as the existential dread of losing jobs.
UPDATE: A month before I wrote this comment, I graduated in Fine Arts with highest honors (Magna cum laude) and as of now I am freelancing as a graphic designer for many small businesses around town. I tried to apply for the military, however, I did not pass their initial screening because of a recently-found scoliosis which I never realized I had. I might be considering a part-time job as a school librarian or become a schoolteacher instead. I have no interest in running for politics despite my openly-socialist beliefs.
Damn that would make for one powerful book
Fuck ai
Man, at this point you should take inspiration from a certain Austrian, and should join politics and declare AI as non pure being.
What would be the title? I would read your shit.
@@stinkjsshitpostaccount6744 Don't have one yet, still thinking about it. But the rough synopsis is that it would center around three young friends who are art students who dream of going big in the art industry and they share a vision of a future where people enjoy art, all while facing a harsh and morally-bankrupt society and a corrupt art industry overshadowed by AI and corporatism. They somehow would still hold on to their dreams by any means necessary, even if putting themselves in the life of crime to survive.
This rough synopsis is based on actual accounts of poor people in my country (The Philippines), where people will literally do anything to survive and make their dreams of having a wealthy life come true even if they would resort to crimes such as drug-running, robbery or prostitution. While my planned book would be a comedic satire of the art industry and AI, I also plan to portray the morally-bankrupt society they live in. I'm planning to inspire this on Plato's "Allegory of the Cave" story to give my characters a big slap of reality check in the face about the true environment of the modern art industry.
As an english major, i can concur that we write about the most nonsensical stuff
You like poetry?
Username checks out
man said "concur" 😂
i type my own funny words into computers but none of them are as funny as "concur"
tf does that even mean!!1!1!!
Yeah i remmember literally just writing an essay about the history of pancake
☝No full stop at the end.🤓
As a female engineering student, I can say that this is fairly accurate. Out of the 50 engineering students that will be graduating in the same year as me, I am one of 6 females. To be fair though when my sister was in nursing school, there were only 2 males graduating from the same program with her.
Yeah, but the nursing majors aren't having trouble getting guys. Their trouble is STDs...
i am sorry you got kidnapped
Lol in our arts major there's barely any guys. Much more women in the class
Don't worry the males will be employed by *L O C K H E E D M A R T I N*
@@Cherished.Beloveda lot of people are discouraged from pursuing jobs because it would be seen as “too feminine” or “ too masculine” to pursue them. We have probably lost many potential male nurses and teachers that way, and many potential female doctors and engineers.
I graduated from collage with an art degree, and I can tell you this slander is not accurate, that even after 3 years, I'm not working in MCdonalds
I'm a forklift driver
Try drawing for furries. they pay good money.
@ehtresih9540 that was my roommates plan for income last semester. He quit because he couldn't take it mentally.
@@BLAZEVENTURA904 ouch
@@BLAZEVENTURA904Furries are too powerful it seems. It's like peering into a cosmic horror, it's just a matter of time until your brain melts.
@@jaym5880They’re more like a disgusting cesspool that attempts to drag you into itself in an attempt to feel fulfilled
For artists it's more like companies doing horrible decisions and everyone around me go on overtime until they have heart attack and people on the streets hate you for making "shit CG" after you almost broke your finger trying to sculpt an avengers character
and for musicians... begging on streets pmuch.. I know
Should have chosen an actual good major, lol
Art majors fail and work fast food because they’re bad/mediocre artists. Truly gifted artists are few and far between.
@@JLG629All kind of artists have a history of being appreciated only after their deaths, unfortunately
And you don't even need a long year major to learn art or music
@@pootispickle4482 i hope you live in a square gray block and in a world with no entertainment
one thing that pisses me off from Medical students is that they complain That it is to expensive to be a medical student but goes to parties, eats in expensive restaurants goes to expensive beaches.
That was definitely not my sister's case lol
It was all nervous breakdowns, existential crisises and regret for her (she made it through though)
@@omgheather1 lol I was medical student and I can assure that that's the same thing happening to me lmao. Medical was hard as fuck sometimes I would even forgetting eating or doing my basic necessities. I could hardly go to any plans my friends and family made. And all my other friends who were also studying medical that time were having more mental breakdowns than me.
I have a sibling that is studying medicine she's stressed as hell lol. She does do a few "expensive" trips a year but this is because she realizes she won't have time for them in the future, maybe ever. People in my extended family think she's rich because they only hear about the trips she makes
because most people have terrible memories and have to spend hours memorizing stuff. It's have a good memory or death.
Luckily I have a free beach nearby that I can walk to!
As someone with a biology major I feel offended that you didn’t slander my major
Biology majors try to be happy challenge (we are extremely depressed)
What? Biology is cool af that doesn't deserve slander
Just try not to murder any more teenagers in submarines please
I can
I think yall are furry ppl
Biology majors not trying to open the reproduction chapter for 1 second (impossible)
Edit: I just realised the ironic typo and I will leave it there
@@bruhbruh-hw4inbro high school biology class went crazy for that one reason😂
from what ive observed from successful modern artists is that, in order to succeed, you have to learn how to market yourself online/in person and wear other hats to have your work seen and appreciated by others.
nowadays, its difficult for artists to be hired by companies. that might change in the future since AI art might be seen as a liability since it can have a potential for lawsuits. idk, thats just the optimist in me speaking.
another point, the reason why art schools are important is not just the education but to make important connections that could help you land jobs and such. your teachers probably worked in big companies and could recommend you for hire if youre friendly with them and are actually good with utilising the funadamentals of your craft.
being an artist is a difficult job and, if youre reading this and you want to become a successful artist, i hope you succeed.
The problem with art majors is just how useless it is to take. Four years and God knows how much money to learn drawing, composing, etc? Might as well learn on your own and save yourself the time.
@LordTrashcanRulez yeah, very fair point and i agree w u there. there are a ton of drawing courses you can take on the internet to improve your skills for a cheaper price and there are videos free here on youtube that ppl can watch. Ive even seen videos of graphic designers or UI/UX designers get jobs in companies after some time of self learning.
basically, art degree kinda useless and expensive
As an engineering student, we came down to cafeteria only to see the girls from Business Major. 🗿🤙
Average engineering student
No distractions, unless you want a distraction...
I'm studying chemical engineering and surprisingly there are quite a large number of girls studying this degree. I think it's the software engineering or computer science that don't have much girls
Robotics here. My year has about 17 girls out of 92 students total.
I don't think chemical engineering falls under STEM but I'm not sure.
@@joey6058 WTF are you saying it doesn't fall under STEM ? There is a reason it's called engineering mate.
@@joey6058never let bro cook again 🤡
@@el.corazon Bro is probably not from STEM background, probably arts or business ting
Astrophysics majors when their periapsis on another planet after a succesful Hohmann transfer is one inch off their calculations because they forgot to account for the almost negligible gravity of Alpha Centauri CB:
Physics majors when air resistance is not negligible
@@thediamondlord8528physics majors when they realize they have to do double interpolation because the kj/kg isn't fucking there on the reference sheet for a superheated refrigerant 223a gas
@@Artameful That's a bit too specific if you ask me, personal experience?
@@LordTrashcanRulez 🥲
Physics majors when they have to learn differential geometry to calculate the space-time cuvature of some stupid ass neutron star
We are living in a world where machine doing art and poetry
And poor people doing slave job
Turns out the human idea of beauty and appeal is more standardized than once thought and really that’s all artists are really valued for. No one cares about creativity if it’s ugly which to be fair is legitimate
i’d kill myself if this were to manifest into reality
@@Kurtizssit is right now.
@@Kurtizss Give it 10-15 years and it will probably happen
@@Kurtizss You can get the noose ready.
As someone in psychology, I can report that this is 101% correct
As a history major, I can confirm my degree has amounted to me every now and then giving little historical anecdotes at work.
I feel like a person with a History Major would receive flashbacks to certain events in history, which will be used to help them solve the most mundane of problems.
@csmrookie9600 Yes, quite so
Just about to get into Digital Animation. Can't wait to work for McDonald's later.
Any update buddy? How’s it been??
As someone who doesn’t go to college, I am not in the state of bankruptcy.😊
How?? 👺 what’d you do to get there?? Pls tell me 👺
its easy, dont be american
Get scholarships
@@averagedemocrat9546better to be in student loan debt than to make half as much after taxes
@@d_all_in I think you'll find America is worse when it comes to disposable income.
Then a teacher who taught me how to find a job "correctly" told me that the bosses of big companies in my country don't like depressed people.
Depressed people don't like bosses of big companies.
Med students aren't in the video because they are stu(dying) .
And architecture students.
this
As a Nursing student with a cut off grade:
“Study hard, party hard.”
Hope you made it, studying for NCLEX rn
I wish the best to guys who don't regret taking Computer Science major, because I totally do.
Why
@@cryingbananajo well, only two reasons, actually.
1. There are too many juniors, I won't be needed
2. I think it's not really kinda my thing
same, I started last year and by the second semester I couldnt bear it anymore and dropped out .
I chose it only because of the hype about how it is in demand and pays well and because i really dont know what i want to do in life, but it is totally not my thing.
now I'm reluctant and dont know what major i should choose I feel like im not suitable for STEM as a whole but on the other hand i know that all majors other than STEM are ultimately not going to get me employed .
I'm thinking about nursing but i dont know whether it is as hard as engineering or easier.
also i often think about learning a trade but i dont know which, i want to learn something that will not fuck up my health by the time im 40 and also pay enough to live self sufficiently ...
it is causing me an existential crisis that by now im considering suicide for i cant fit in productively in society
@@verandi3882 pharmacy? I think it's a layed back job.
@@cryingbananajo is it ? I heard it is a very hard major
The art major one is so dirty😭 I’m majoring in art this year
as an English major, i indeed can confirm that there exists 2 periods:
period and periodT
Engineering one is very, VERY relatable
It makes me happy to know that im more fashionable than fashion artists with my casual black jeans and black gray jacket.
It's funny cause i have a friend who's husband graduated with a music degree and is now a regional head of finance for a major bank.
Not defending getting a music degree but more so laughing at where official institutions are at these days
You never know, man could just have a great affinity for finance!
@@NuniaBiznaz he said it's just a job lol, he'd rather be playing drums with his buddies. Only was offered it cause corona vaccine mandate pushed the guy above out
it's all about who you know i guess
@@llamapartyy yup
@@colinhubble6667Dang, feel bad for that guy. I consider myself lucky to not live in a state that mandated it. Last vaccine i took left me paralyzed for two weeks. Good for your friends husband though!
0:19 Economics majors explaining country's budget:
is economics good and will i have a life or be like a stem major and school is 24/7
@@miguelplays2921 economics is fairly good. u get a decent- excellent job, perhaps do research (there are nobel prizes for eco) and earn good bucks. there's a lot of math involved so you'd probably have to take math classes but other than that it's good.
@@pratikpalchowdhury2454 I've done eco hons. You may get a decent job, but for that you have to maintain excellent job profile, otherwise low paying job or unemployed like me😂 and don't expect a life during this course 💀
@@Ayush-id2vl i mean there are many job opportunities (banking, accountant of many types, researchers, company jobs etc), but sometimes it just doesnt work out for people. although i HAVE heard that it's good to have a second major or a minor in another subject as a backup plan while majoring in eco.
@@pratikpalchowdhury2454don’t throw accounting in there. That shit has legal mandates on the degree
"studious" sounds like a word that Shakespeare would invent.
As an English major that likes the subject because of the reasons it gets made fun of, I'm genuinely sorry to anyone that can't relate. It's a shame that so much of school reinforces the idea that there's a right answer. To me at least, English is a fun subject because it doesn't have right answers(though it does have wrong ones). In school that's not great for everyone because you have to back up your reading of the text with papers regardless of how much you enjoy said text. But when it's for a story you actually care about, finding so many different readings of a text or forming your own can be fun!
Maybe one day schools will find a way to make that process fun, but until they do I won't blame anyone for hating English.
Yea, but you are not expected to earn a living from that
I'll open eyes for every english major, guys you are already know english
No need to thank me
This has to be bait
Most coherent middle schooler be like
The English one made me laugh too hard, we are fluffing up these huge writing assignments with nothing but endless words that literally add up to nothing 😂
Literally, all we gotta do is just stretch the sentence as long as humanly possible, just last year i wrote an essay about fucking pancakes
Now in the era of huge language models all of that text might actually become useful.
The amount of bs I write in papers is astounding.
No because this is so fucking true,
- my nursing friend is very studious and hardworking BUT during the semester breaks and weekends she just goes bar hopping, partying and drinking with us like she doesn't have an exam in the next 6 hours.
- psych friend has been trying to psychoanalyze people since our highschool days, and are very good at just reading people. the course is their calling.
- my two engineering friends and one IT friend absolute losing their shit at the ratio of the male to female students in the classroom i think its like 5 girls and 25 guys in their class.
- im an art student who feels like dying
First i used to laugh at such videos, now i cry a lot
Nursing school and the incompetence present has sapped all my desire to help others and has made me want to enlist in the army as the most dangerous and adrenaline fueled thing I can find
As someone who lives with a caregiver and patient situation (a family situation), I totally get it. Study something you can take with you into the workforce. My uncle was Airborne and a Green Beret and had trouble finding a job afterward, so just keep that in mind (very niche set of skills for a marksman). Good luck if you actually decide to go in.
I plan on becoming an art and music major (or music minor) but the prospects aren’t looking that great
I mean, I’d prefer to stick to apartments and brands that aren’t insanely expensive anyways but I do hope once I finish all schooling this career will actually work out
I’m not kidding that I got this recommended to me as I am about to head to my college graduation! This is creepy!
History majors when the past is due tomorrow:
As a plumber, this is interesting.
Going through pipes and eating mushrooms is the way to go
@@Randomdude1979 its where the money is
you are a king.
trades men, technical degrees and medical degrees are what keeps the world working.
I hope you get paid well as a plumber.
@@verandi3882 more than well, running a construction business
You must be cleaning a lot of pipes. 😏
(I hate my mind)
My dad was a psychology graduate. You ain't hiding anything from him 💀
0:05 phew! I thought that was gonna be a motivation video with Bloody Mary💀
As an English major in a non-English-speaking country, I confirm that I got a pass this year for my course paper on, well...
Beer. "The intricacies of beer consumption in the US and the UK", specifically.
Another dude in my class chose to write about the linguistic side of burial rituals.
Guess the country which loves its alcohol and also dying from it, go!
Germany 💀
Russia
Korea!
As an engineer major, this is very true
It's really sad how today's market world and capitalist system undervalues art and music.
There's more art and music than ever. What you're saying is: a totalitarian government should force people to do precisely what I want.
No???? You're misinterpreting things.@@MrCmon113
We typically undervalue art and music because it isn’t actually very good
Cope
As a person aiming to get a major in criminology i cannot relate
as a guy who's currently studying in Mechanical Engineering we're afraid that we're going to open up a tire shop
Am going to be an animation major, so obviously I will be different from the arts ones
*pulls out a metal tank with copium written in the side and proceeds to start breathing in it*
I’m just about to start college and I chose psych, I can confirm that I do try to read people whenever I have the chance to
I'm the type of nursing student who just cries after class instead of partying
The comp sci one is so accurate. 95% of them will either be nerds who have the comminicstion skills of a brick and have the most obscure niche hobbies you can imagine then say stuff "this was actually really nice" when we went out to a actual restruant instead of meeting up online
Or?
The second one is literally me, except I'm worse because I can't handle a regular job because of executive dysfunction
I just graduated from music major and I have no idea of what to do with my life now
Highly recommend something that is fast paced and physical. Never had issues when immediate physical threats and tasks were happening
Lol. Sounds like a very easily preventable problem, just don’t MAJOR in music!
The business one is on point
As a student currently following his curriculum in english major, I can confirm with the utmost certainty that we make our sentences unnecessarily lengthy.
That is just terrible. But I kind of see the point.
It was the same for me when I started writing my novel. 5,000 words per chapter, with most of the content revolving around exposition and narration instead of action.
Not doing it anymore, and had to redo the story multiple times to reach where it is today. But it is incredibly difficult with me not having any audience to receive criticism from.
I still don't, with me not uploading the project anymore, but still. Improvements are happening.
@@aeonnova82 One of my english teachers in highschool and now in college as well told me sometimes, to write a good book, you need set up the scene correctly. This can go from lenghty description about where the action is going to take place, to inner monologues that fill the reader in on some intentionally missing context. I'm writing a book myself too, and these tips helped me greatly as I tend to struggle when it comes to developing.
Dude... As an engineering student that's true
But in my case the professor who's kidnapped all the female student
No science? I'm offended that I wasn't roasted.
oh the art/music one is so true 😭
Marketing is so true lmao
First day of college, got 2 friends already, both are weeb basement dwellers, i honestly surprised that they in law and politics majors
As a philosophy major, we’re more likely to try and convince you that there is no such thing as free will or something; my favorite go to is the conversation of “there is no such thing as true altruism/selflessness”
prove it
as another philosophy major, my first response to an argument that altruism and selflessness doesn't exist is that the entire dichotomy is misleading in the first place, and the terms should really be redefined.
@averagedemocrat9546 No action is done consciously without the self. Unless you are forced to do something, you do everything that you consciously do because there is a desire within you that you fulfill through completing an action. The goal of completing that desire within you is selfish, or would fit under the category as selfish in relative terms
@kshproductions7996 I partially agree; there is a false dichotomy for sure because there isn’t any true conscious selfless action, but I don’t think the term needs to be redefined; I think that relatively speaking, the term works fine, and the debunking of true altruism is more like a cool party trick; it can impress and confuse some people for sure, but it isn’t really meaningful, unless you’re trying to figure something out that needs that mode of thinking
And to it i respond: "Good to know"
As someone in psychology i want to slam my head again the wall everytime someone think i'm some kind of telepath
*Humanities students explaining how their degrees are not a pyramid scheme (it is)*
Dang it!!
haha
Chill music
I think philosophy is rad, but I don’t see how I can get money off it.
I’m Aisian, and when a math major classroom burns down, I call that shit liberation.
Being an Asian, the last meme pretty much summed on how I felt during school. It was a pleasant feeling being heads and shoulder above others, finding it easy while everyone else seems to be struggling does make you feel good about yourself.
That's great! I'm a math major and before college I always wondered whether the stereotype was true (there aren't lots of Asians where I live) and turns out it is hahaha
Lmao nurses feels like the most studious and the least studious at the same time. Most of the ones ones I'd meet would go out on these crazy outings but when I saw them study they seemed to have the best methods. It was weird hah. It's also one of those majors a lot of people pick if they dont know what to do. At least where I studied. Same with Pysch.
Art majors imo are probably the happiest-ish. Even if you dont get a lot from commissions and all that it feels like they get a lot of freedom thanks to the internet. Got a friend that helped making a videogame and overall just makes a decent living just drawing stuff for people. She does have a part time but it's a good one. She's honestly living a chill life. The most stressful part of her art stuff is probably just dealing with social media. Cuz ya know you need to have a social media presence to get commissions and overall just market yourself.
And do keep in mind there a lot of different art majors. I'm not talking of the normal ass one lol. She majored in Digital Art in an Art University and got to work on a few videogame projects with other students. So you'd have animator students, coder students, etc. I remember wanting to go to that Uni as well but it was too far away.
As someone who tried to pursue a Computer Science major and dropped out, it’s 100% accurate
Sometimes the accuracy is scary.
Signed: a woman in CS.
Well, you did something I couldn't.
My mom has a CS degree but never used it lol
@@thebuilder5271 what does she do for a living?
Me casually dating the one engineering girl as a business major. “Cya later boys”
As a computer science major I love being better than other people
The superior ones
What do you guys even di
@@linguine4500 To put it bluntly, we use mathematical thinking to solve problems faster, better and more efficiently than other ppl. Ex, imagine having to manually fill out an excel sheet when a cs major can just create a bot to do for them while they sit back and sip coffee.
Ok, but to achieve that you have to stay away from all of the mathematicians, engineers and physicists.
For a feeling of superiority, I recommend physics with a cs minor or sth.
Ngl, the Art one is spot on. But at the same time, I'm seeing a 20 year old French girl working in an animation studio, giving portfolio reviews, and going out with friends like she's got plenty of money.
Meanwhile, my 30 yr old ass graduated with a BFA 6 years ago in the U.S. never got a decent animation job, works in a warehouse now, and doesn't even own a home or have time to make friends. So there is something going on.
i’m planning to go into digital art, and probably something like game design/animating, and if it don’t work out, i’ll just draw hentai or something 😂
As a computer science major, and even our IT, our batch is currently ruining commom stereotypes in our courses. Pretty funny ngl.
Should make Architecture just a blank slide
You know that is pretty interested that we live in a simulation but where are my fries?
As a psyc student, facts
As a psych student im hella excited
Last one gonna be me but I’m going to be the John Wilkes booth of it
Ima try to work as a radiologist y'all better pray I Don't fuk It Up
man wheres medicine
They are medicine
@@omgman5745 what does that even mean im talking about the major
@@omranmusa5681 The person who made the video
I have some in my cabinet
Meanwhile mfs who went to trade school: 💵🏡😃
Hell even crime pays better
The same mfs in 30 years: ♿️
as somebody planning to major in art my mcdonald’s internship is going swell, thank you very much!
you are a loser
Not a nurse but in radiology and honestly it’s accurate if you’re in any major focused on the health field
When you major immunology which isnt here: 😊
Business major is the best lol
As a computer scientist, I gotta admit, it is too accurate 😂
CSGO Majors:
Rocket League majors:
I wanted to be an archaeologist but my mom who herself has a Masters in History convinced me to study science and become an engineer. She herself went back to school and became a nurse and started a job.
ive met q biology major in a warehouse before unloading trucks with me or was it 2 idk
Can someone explain the computer science one? I don’t get it
ima junior in hs i’m thinking about philosophy or psychology which one y’all think
Good luck flippin burgers with philosophy and it's pretty challenging to find a job after finishing psychology, most people I know who finished psychology are working in a different type of field. If you're genuinely passioned about those things go for it but also think about the future.
@@BreastMilkEnjoyerX oh shi fr damn
Art major here, I thought I was gonna make it into the animation industry. Instead I'm making bank by doing porn animations. Life is good.
Well you technically got into the animation industry
@@justduro1527 lmao true
Good for you
damn that took a dark path but i hope life your is fullfilling now
@@ministerofchlorine9090 It's a peaceful life. You'll get the occasional weirdos that want weird stuff but as long as they pay me enough then I will make it.
As someone going into software engineering who recently developed nearsightedness and is getting braces soon, I can confirm that I do in fact, look like this: 🤓
Taking computer science, but our college isn't the best quality, so I haven't learned much. Now I just do furry art commissions because it pays well and is like "compensation" for the time I waste trying to "learn" something IT related
Don't do me that when I'm about to start CS
@@nobunaga4720 Meh, it could just be the quality of ukrainian colleges overall. I bet you'd be way luckier with your college and teachers. I believe in ya
@@LuniFoxo ah okay. GGs den
Where do you fricken sell your commissions? I’ve been dying to start but I don’t know a solid platform with people actually willing to buy.
@@wherethequietbeingsgo I started with Twitter, and it's still my main platform. But nowadays it's really hard to get a following there, so I'm not sure what you can do. You could always give it a shot though. Remember to use the proper hashtags for better reach.