Seriously, I wonder why it hits some people so hard when it's been plain to see from the beginning. People like William Hung and Tay Zonday gaining morbid followings was pretty shitty. I mean... yeah, they got money, but they got it for humiliating themselves, or being associated with the concept.
It's rare to hear Patton Oswald laugh that hard at someone else.. It's interesting that it's Adam Corolla that did it. He just nailed that really dark humor that Patton seems to love
Patton has the greatest laugh. I managed to make him laugh his ass off at a show in D.C. a few years ago after I humiliated a heckler and it was one of the proudest moments of my life. :)
It has shoehorned its way into politics now... Escape from NY, nahhhhh... Escape from LA, nahhhhh... It is now escape from my own inundated brain for god sake...
And here we are 7 years later and if you check in on Snooki she has a completely normal family life, loves her husband and her kids and is doing great.
I agree with what they are saying but Adam Carolla talks like he's a beloved American actor. What the hell has he done? The Man Show, voice on Crank Yankers? He's hardly a A-list celeb himself.
Adam is also a comedian, he has done stand up, his podcast talks a lot of important issues, basically he has done more and has worked harder than some bronze tanned slut from jersey whose only popular becasue the reality show she's on is a way for everyone not in jersey to feel better about their lives cause at least their not from fucking jersey.
Youve convinced me. I now want to be on a reality show to make good money, save it & invest it into something worth while. I dont often change my mind, but you helped me. Thanks.
I saw the first episode of Celebrity Cremetorium. They had David Lee Roth's Ashes with his hat on top, shoved a microphone at them and played "o/ I'm so sad and lonely o/"
God damnit. I used to love listening to Adam for shit like this. "Earn the urn" is so fucking amazing. If only he hadn't turned into a goddamned right-wing lunatic.
Nope. He does all sorts of shit with noted right-wing idiot lunatic Dennis Prager, shows up on FoxNews all the time, and has completely abandoned about 95% of the things he spoke out about in the Loveline era. Show me video of him talking about how religious idiots are the source of all the innumerable problems that stem from having children that aren't wanted because they oppose birth control AND abortion AND education, as opposed to blaming the most powerless, poor people for everything. If Adam legitimately believes the shit he says now, he's an idiot. But I don't think that's the case-- I think he's just a greedy fucking whore and he's chasing dimes all over by being a right-wing shill.
He went the way of Dennis Miller. Dennis MIller was never a liberal He was an independent. Then he realized he could get paid doing corporate gigs if he went full conservative. Sad.
To quote an article from Cracked, "I'll never totally understand why we're supposed to be entertained by famous people who are only famous for being reality TV stars. There's a chicken/egg thing happening that I'll never fully grasp. One day I'm going to have to explain to my grandkids why I know who Paris Hilton is, and every time I practice that conversation in my head, I sound like an idiot."
Don't think Patton really understood how serious Corolla was when he said Snooki looks like you with a d cup and a spray on tan. Honestly I can't think of a celebrity who looks more like her than Patton.
I really do rationalize the stupid shows the way they describe. I'm not defeated, but those shows do reinforce my contempt for MTV, and society at large.
I know "knew" a few people who watched the show which was how I found out about it. I dont know if our country is a "majority" of halfwits, but they seem to be the most vocal & noticable. So Im not really sure.
@Metalfanmusicfan There was an organization for Italian Americans that pitched a fit (rightly so) when they were getting ready to put Jersey Shore on TV. They claimed it would do more damage to reputation than organized crime... and they were right.
Adam was funny in the 90's. Then he decided he was way smarter than he actually is. Now he is just a cult leader for the lazy & bitter adult children of hard working middle-class parents.
Jeffrey Hinkle was speaking about his "followers," genius. You know the type; born on second base and think he deserves a home run. Which is fine...but he spends his life blaming everyone for HIS lack of a dinger. Ultimately making him an angry, lazy, underachieving hypocrite. Adam resonates with this sad manchild.
I grew up in Jersey and people like the Jersey Shore crew were always one of the worst things about living there. Guidos are a New Jersey in-joke that has been given a national showcase. Truly frightening.
"We used to want to see a juggler who was really good. Now we want to a see a juggler who really sucks."
Phew. Man.
Seriously, I wonder why it hits some people so hard when it's been plain to see from the beginning.
People like William Hung and Tay Zonday gaining morbid followings was pretty shitty. I mean... yeah, they got money, but they got it for humiliating themselves, or being associated with the concept.
Same thing could be said for Republican politicians.
The expectation that Leno is going to be any good is only marginally less naive than thinking 'reality tv' is.
HA HA HA, I forgot how funny Carolla is "If you had a D cup and a spray-on tan I could easily pass you off as Snooky."
+NoSuchThing99 plus I don't feel dummer when I watch Jersey Shore, I feel smarter, ha ha.
+NoSuchThing99 *dumber
+NoSuchThing99
> dummer
> feel smarter
FAIL.
Snooky want smoosh smoosh!
Mr.Oswalt, that wife of yours had herself some pretty solid instincts.
Stay strong, big man.
It's rare to hear Patton Oswald laugh that hard at someone else.. It's interesting that it's Adam Corolla that did it. He just nailed that really dark humor that Patton seems to love
Patton Oswalt is a far left, cancel culture asshole. Worst of all, he's not funny. You are a moron.
You obviously know a lot about Patton Oswald.
@@crashburn3292 well, 6 years ago i did
earn the urn is the greatest thing ever
Reality TV deserves to be mocked.
+Eric Stevenson Reality TV doesn't deserve the attention
No, reality TV doesn't deserve to be mocked, the people who watch it do.
it's called trailer park boys
Patton has the greatest laugh. I managed to make him laugh his ass off at a show in D.C. a few years ago after I humiliated a heckler and it was one of the proudest moments of my life. :)
Pretty high bar then, huh?
C'mon: "Celebrity Crematorium".
That's classic.
It's 2019 now. Give it another few years.
It has shoehorned its way into politics now... Escape from NY, nahhhhh... Escape from LA, nahhhhh... It is now escape from my own inundated brain for god sake...
Late to the party, but this was fried gold.
If these guys were permanent co-hosts of a radio show, they would be the best pair in radio history.
That was awesome at the end! "Earn the Urn" made me LOL
I believe Patton was prophesying the appearance of Honey Booboo at the end there.
Im old enough to remember when MTV and VH-1 used to have music on them...
Snookie on South Park they nailed it
They nailed her public persona anyway
The funniest thing about all of this is that Adam implied at about 4:05 that Snooki could pass the written test for a GED 😂
I fucking hate Adam but Patton is awesome.
Perfect explanation of why I weep for humanity.
OMG, "Earn the urn." These guy break it down. This is where we are in entertainment.
"The anthem of the defeated" just about sums up all the feelings I had on this issue. Thank you Patton.
This was a great clip. Should get these two talking about problems with our culture more often. Adam and Patton raise my hopes for humanity.
Thank you Pat Oswalt and Adam Carolla for reminding why I don't watch TV.
In 1990 new shows appearing on network TV; Seinfeld, Northern Exposure. By 2010 its Jersey Shore and Kardashians. Oswalt and Carrola nailed this one.
I can't give enough thumbs up for this quote.
Very insightful from Patton, actually.
This commentary is SO relevant today.
That's a good point. No sarcasm. That's a very good point.
this should have 300 million views, everyone in america should listen to this
patton is so fucking intelligent, that's what makes him the best comedian ever.
"earned the urn" fucking awesome.
Truer words could not be spoken.
because the people in it are hilarious and the premise of it is hilarious
god its good to listen to talented comedians wreck on jersey shore
The naval-gazing is strong in this one.
I like that Corolla says this . . . and now he's a finalist on Celebrity Apprentice
And here we are 7 years later and if you check in on Snooki she has a completely normal family life, loves her husband and her kids and is doing great.
This was priceless, yet realistic comedy.Earn the Urn,wow...
I agree with what they are saying but Adam Carolla talks like he's a beloved American actor. What the hell has he done? The Man Show, voice on Crank Yankers? He's hardly a A-list celeb himself.
You don't have to be an A-list celebrity to shit on someone who is clearly putting out a shit product/performance.
Adam is also a comedian, he has done stand up, his podcast talks a lot of important issues,
basically he has done more and has worked harder than some bronze tanned slut from jersey whose only popular becasue the reality show she's on is a way for everyone not in jersey to feel better about their lives cause at least their not from fucking jersey.
I like Patton Oswalt so I thought I would give this a listen, but discussions about Snoopy are about as entertaining as Snoopy.
Adam Carolla is brilliant "earn the urn" LMAO.
Guess Adam forgot about his own reality show "The Adam Carolla Project" on TLC. Actually I loved that show and Loveline too, wish he'd come back.
Patton Oswalt, on point.
what a refreshing view
They were truly prescient.
You always wonder who cracks up Patton Oswalt.
7:22 lol Flavor Flav! Nice one, Adam.
Youve convinced me. I now want to be on a reality show to make good money, save it & invest it into something worth while. I dont often change my mind, but you helped me. Thanks.
Adam Carolla is the thinking man's Snooki.
My feelings for Jersey Shore couldn't be any more similar
9:16 - LOL!!
Pure. Fucking. Entertainment. Now go buy Patton Oswalt's book and continue listening to Adam Carolla's program.
I saw the first episode of Celebrity Cremetorium. They had David Lee Roth's Ashes with his hat on top, shoved a microphone at them and played "o/ I'm so sad and lonely o/"
I liked patton's points.
Patton's got some good points. I don't watch reality tv, because I see no real point to it.
God damnit. I used to love listening to Adam for shit like this. "Earn the urn" is so fucking amazing. If only he hadn't turned into a goddamned right-wing lunatic.
He's not a right-wing lunatic. He's a guy with common sense who doesn't align with a party and has views that represent both sides.
Nope. He does all sorts of shit with noted right-wing idiot lunatic Dennis Prager, shows up on FoxNews all the time, and has completely abandoned about 95% of the things he spoke out about in the Loveline era. Show me video of him talking about how religious idiots are the source of all the innumerable problems that stem from having children that aren't wanted because they oppose birth control AND abortion AND education, as opposed to blaming the most powerless, poor people for everything. If Adam legitimately believes the shit he says now, he's an idiot. But I don't think that's the case-- I think he's just a greedy fucking whore and he's chasing dimes all over by being a right-wing shill.
ClibanariusJJ He talks about birth control and "idiots breeding" all the time on his podcast.
He went the way of Dennis Miller. Dennis MIller was never a liberal He was an independent. Then he realized he could get paid doing corporate gigs if he went full conservative. Sad.
Same happened to me. Except I gouged my eyes out.
I love 2007/8 reality shows from mtv and vhi
Indeed, sir.
"Celebrity Crematorium"...YES! lmfao
@GoblinXXX - hahah and the "ALLLLVVVIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" at the end puts it over the top!
Idiocracy is a documentary of the future.
Wow, I kind of wrote off Adam. Good to hear he talking about the NWO.
you do raise a good point
To quote an article from Cracked, "I'll never totally understand why we're supposed to be entertained by famous people who are only famous for being reality TV stars. There's a chicken/egg thing happening that I'll never fully grasp. One day I'm going to have to explain to my grandkids why I know who Paris Hilton is, and every time I practice that conversation in my head, I sound like an idiot."
... everyday the internet gets sillier. This is an example.
Don't think Patton really understood how serious Corolla was when he said Snooki looks like you with a d cup and a spray on tan.
Honestly I can't think of a celebrity who looks more like her than Patton.
Wow, this clip basically predicted Honey Boo boo
Snookie is not from New Jersey. She just goes there to party. Snookie is from Ulster County, NY.
Patton for GAWD!!!
Hard to believe there was once a time when people didn't know who Snooki is.
This week - Shain Gandee on Celebrity Crematorium!
very insightful stuff.
Probably the most lucid I've heard Carolla ever sound.
Thank you sir...
This is great
I really do rationalize the stupid shows the way they describe. I'm not defeated, but those shows do reinforce my contempt for MTV, and society at large.
Listening to Adam Carolla calling out Snooki = pot calling kettle black.
He didn't even realize the obvious, that she was getting paid to act like a train wreck
Complaining to a comedian who is at least 50 times his superior. At least he *admits* that he's a lower tier celebrity.
I am proud of the fact that I have seen only 8 minutes of Jersey Shore, and it was the episode where Snooki got punched in the face.
Earn the Urn? Fawk yeah I'll watch and start an office pool.
"The entire world is one big crime scene"- Bob Marley
that was awesome
After "The Crematorium" John Edwards can do a new show called "Talking to Dead Celebrities"
We elected a reality TV star...
I miss "The Love Line" with Adam and Dr. Drew so much...
I know "knew" a few people who watched the show which was how I found out about it. I dont know if our country is a "majority" of halfwits, but they seem to be the most vocal & noticable. So Im not really sure.
I'm waiting for "Celebrity Death Match" in real life.
"Celebrity Crematorium" YES!!!!
@SpaceRitual Based on a college humor skit I saw, yes. This is exactly what this show is about.
Celebrity Crematorium! I love it! It's got legs! Have your people call my people! We'll hammer out a deal memo!
Damn what a good discussion. Fucking brutal and bleak.
@Metalfanmusicfan
There was an organization for Italian Americans that pitched a fit (rightly so) when they were getting ready to put Jersey Shore on TV. They claimed it would do more damage to reputation than organized crime... and they were right.
@GoblinXXX lol, Goblin, you're an Oswalt fan too, wow. You absolutely have the best taste, because it's the same as mine.
Adam was funny in the 90's. Then he decided he was way smarter than he actually is. Now he is just a cult leader for the lazy & bitter adult children of hard working middle-class parents.
Jeffrey Hinkle was speaking about his "followers," genius. You know the type; born on second base and think he deserves a home run. Which is fine...but he spends his life blaming everyone for HIS lack of a dinger. Ultimately making him an angry, lazy, underachieving hypocrite. Adam resonates with this sad manchild.
Corolla is like listening to a bobsled made of fingernails shriek it's way down a slide of chalkboard.
@robertogan yes just what we need....a reboot of ownership
I grew up in Jersey and people like the Jersey Shore crew were always one of the worst things about living there. Guidos are a New Jersey in-joke that has been given a national showcase. Truly frightening.
Patton's at LEAST a C-cup.
@DoubtfulGrace no, even corn in poo serves a useful purpose, its fiber that helps keep you regular. not a glamorous job, but a useful one.
Actually, it's shame on the producers for giving them money in the first place.
Earn the urn! LOL
Too much Corolla on this clip. That guy is fucking grating.