Anyone else realize that when Smiity said, “everyone going forward stays to the right and everyone going back stays to the left” would put them on the same side of the track setting them up for head on collisions? 😂 Big Brain Smiity 🧠
Funny thing about Concrete Milk. Wet part of cement, that sips out of concrete when it's getting dry is called Concrete milk in Russia. If your concrete is too dry and doesn't have enough concrete mil sipping out - the final slab will have more pores and cracks faster. Too much - it will sip out more cement than needed.
I’ve been rewatching all your old videos waiting for a new one lmao. I also just realized that I’ve been watching you for EIGHT YEARS. You’re the best man.
I'm finding myself re-watching these videos countless times. You are genuinely my comfort creator, SMII7Y. I'm going through a tough time as I've just lost a friend to COVID and these videos especially really cheer me up. PLEASE do more GTA races!
Oh man when Smii7y joins the boys for a race... also like others said, Blarg just being an absolute gem of random sayings in the middle to throw everyone off he COULD distract Maka long enough for someone ELSE to get 1st
“The guys going one way go right, and the guys going the other way go left.” Y’all realize that from the two different perspectives left and right are different? It’s no wonder you idiots were crashing into each other non stop, you were picking the same lane.
Turns out that snap *was* too much bandwidth
Jordans forehead was too much bandwidth
@@christianh7138 so is that H m8, fak off
Bryan no way you lost connection over a snap dude. Are you in an area where the internet speed is terrible?
i dont see any infinity stones
Hey, at least you’re WiFi router isn’t an iPhone
I’m not joking by the way 🤣
"If all else fails, choose chaos"
That's a banjo moment, definetely
Epic
Just came across this when SMii7Y said it.
Just fax
That’s a way of life
Well my history class fail all the time
though these videos reduce everyone’s mental capacity, it makes me laugh like nothing else
Honestly, losing some brain cells is worth it for the laughs.
@@elistewart3435 me think me lose brain again
Losing brain cells is what makes me laugh
Don't got anything to lose if i never had it in the first place
This
["...calm actions" (gets hit) "YOU FRICK"]
This made my night, thank you so much for cheering me up.
Should invite blarg into one of these sessions, see how chaotic it gets.
You just hear "frog sandal" amidst all the anger.
Frandal
frandle
Srog,
Frandal
Frodge
Smii7y: "I hate GTA races."
Subscribers: "Yay! GTA races!"
"You know the video with me starting by slapping a guy"
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
same energy goes like "you know the video with me starting by kicking someone in the nuts"
@@arxeha moment. lmaooo
every warzone video that start with the finisher that also start with a slap
me when I get the ramp car: 😈😈
Bro how do you always end up in the back of the races?
Get him Byze, he's getting cocky! 🏎🏍🚘⚰🪦
@@sharkypookie it's Bcz Of The Ping ,If He Hosts He'll Be At Front As It Will His Server & If He Joins Some Other Server He Will Be At The Back.
I hate you.
the HAHA killed me
Moo: "can we restart.?"
Smii7y: "can we redo.?"
Smii7y that last race this video. Is why he hates GTA races.
@@loganshaw9198 I think I had a stroke reading this...
@@DoubsGaming yeah I think he did too
@@Promaster12 just bad grammar.
Maybe if…TheReDooo was here
7:45, i wonder what Smii7y's neighbors thinks when he laughs like that.
Pause it at the right moment, and then put "to be continued..."
Nah, I laughed SO hard at 4:07, of course Byze ends up at the back somehow. This game truly HATES him lmao
Someone at RockStar has a personal grudge against this man.
There's no other explanation. *XD*
Or he just has the worst luck out of (I think) 10 people.
Anyone else realize that when Smiity said, “everyone going forward stays to the right and everyone going back stays to the left” would put them on the same side of the track setting them up for head on collisions? 😂 Big Brain Smiity 🧠
Yea I heard that and I'm like that's not how it works lmao
Yeah, and especially from the ending, he clearly hated the collisions.
That’s what I was thinking
you really think he's that smart
Funny thing about Concrete Milk. Wet part of cement, that sips out of concrete when it's getting dry is called Concrete milk in Russia. If your concrete is too dry and doesn't have enough concrete mil sipping out - the final slab will have more pores and cracks faster. Too much - it will sip out more cement than needed.
Epic
I can fill your with milk using my concrete
Строители в комментариях, я спокоен
Wow. I learned something new
“Everyone up top go right side, everyone on the bottom go left”
Smii7y, if traffic worked like that irl everyone would be dead
F I N A L L Y GOD I MISSED THESE I WAS SO BORED
You play COD mobile
Subscribe to Byze then
8:10 Byze’s “Whaddup Bitch” followed with the realization and cut off “FU-“
I’ve been rewatching all your old videos waiting for a new one lmao. I also just realized that I’ve been watching you for EIGHT YEARS. You’re the best man.
6:50 “smithy look behind you mate” his voice is just perfect lmaoo
I'm loving these GTA races man, even at the expense of everyone's sanity lol
The best thing about these GTA race comment sections is that inevitably Byze will appear to re-affirm his hatred of GTA races 😂
Edit: Knew it!
I swear Smitty comes at the best times, every time Im bored or have time he's there with a video to enjoy
@@jasminesmiths6402 silence whench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy
@@inigopavisic4553 you choose a difficult but better path my friend.
@@Szaleos this is the way
@@inigopavisic4553 this is the way.
15:13 Smi77y: believe in calm actions
Also Smitty...
Namaste
"I believe in calm actions."
Not even 5 seconds later: "YOU F-"
15:14
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Smii7y: UUUurgh!
(Take it from 3:27)
"I believe in calm actions... and not freaking out when something--YOU FUCK!" End of Video, funniest thing ever
My god, this was over a year ago... I remember when this came out and watched it within the hour
Smii7y"i choose to not freak ou-"
*gets hit*
Smii7y again 1 sec later,"YOU FU-"
Smii7y at his best lol
4:54
"i have never been in this position, i always been f**ked over"
hey yoooo smii7y
GODDAMN THATS FREAKING SMOOTH. 12:09
I'm finding myself re-watching these videos countless times. You are genuinely my comfort creator, SMII7Y. I'm going through a tough time as I've just lost a friend to COVID and these videos especially really cheer me up. PLEASE do more GTA races!
2:50 I would love to see that from Snedgie's POV.
At 8:40, has to be the hardest part that I have ever laughed at one of your videos, absolutely hilarious mate
Smii7y saying Namastè sounds like he'll be saying Nama-Stay out of my way
10:20 with him flipping away and his scream fading off, that is peak comedy for this channel and im all here for it!
I love how byze's voice fades away at 8:34
13:46 nothing else needs to be said this is hilarious
15:18 Plasma Storm, smii7y rage 2 comp…
“I believe in calm actions and not freaking out”
Now let’s just think about that sentence for a minute or two
I was literally watching all of your GTA races and was wondering when you would upload a new one!
14:01 when smitty doesnt post a teardown video
2:13 My internet literally died this moment, the timing on that though
Mine too
1:05 There is a thing called cement milk, but you shouldn't ingest it lol
The synchronization at 11:19 was satisfying
"Everyone on the bottom, go to the right side, everyone on the top go to the left side"
I think... Nah nvm, it's flawless logic.
Legend says Smii7y is still trying to finish that last course
13:45 I can listen to this forever 🤣
14:10 *more monke sounds*
Oh man when Smii7y joins the boys for a race... also like others said, Blarg just being an absolute gem of random sayings in the middle to throw everyone off he COULD distract Maka long enough for someone ELSE to get 1st
12:45 dont mind me, move along
No
i like how smii7y is the only one without a british or australian accent
never miss a beat clicking on these
"They're just ramp car-ing, they're not even trying to win!" Smii7y have you never seen any of Jordan's GTA videos, that's his specialty
"God dammit Maka"
Also known as: God dammit Nappa.
These videos always brighten up my day, I have been feeling depressed lately, and these videos cheer me up, thanks SMII7Y.
13:46 FUCKING HUEIHUHGH
bob may not be the most well known of the group but i feel he represents the uk so perfectly. as far as i’m concerned he’s a national treasure
Really enjoy these gta races with the British lads, a nice change of pace to the people you usually play with
I love how half the game targets Smii7y for his trolling. They completely abandon the race to flip him over and over.
11:35 sheeeesh the stunt
"If all else fails: Choose Chaos."
truer words have never been said before.
whenever someone asks me what the definition chaos is now, I have PTSD of these fucking videos
Can we all just appreciate how Smii7y uploads banger after banger in record time?
That was a cool in sync move at 11:21
As an Indian it's really funny to hear people say namaste to calm themselves down when it literally means hello
9:41 Here's Johhny!
I’ve seen this video more than once by now, I always get it recommended to me. And honestly, I still watch it 😂
1:20 when u barely tap ur younger siblings
I like how josh is just being milkist the whole first half
alternate title: Smiit7y vs british people
“The guys going one way go right, and the guys going the other way go left.”
Y’all realize that from the two different perspectives left and right are different? It’s no wonder you idiots were crashing into each other non stop, you were picking the same lane.
I love how byze makes SMii7y's captions yellow in his videos and SMii7y makes Byzes caption yellow in his
It's the battle of the white letters
I like that the yellow subtitles are for the collective of pissed off englishmen wanting smii7y dead.
5:00 i have a mate that laughs like that and i love it lol
THE FUCKING AMOUNT OF EPICNESS WAS INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS!!🤣🤣🤣 7:42
I think I speak for everyone here. We want more! More rage = more fun and funnier moments. Lmao!
13:45 sounded like the sly cooper sound effect when you catch on fire
Bruh you actually have the best edits, makes everything so much funnier 🤟
When Smii7y sounds completely drained in the intro, you know it’s gonna be good.
Smii7y: "I believe in calm actions."
Not two seconds later
Smii7y: "YOU FUCK!"
honestly makes my day when i see that you uploaded
These races made me wanna dislocate my shoulder 14:35
The face to face ones made my day much better, your videos are as good as always
2:39 *distress monke noises*
"I'll drain you in the sink" "ill pour him out" "I'll Drink HIm" Bruhhhhh
10:20 team rocket type beat
The only RUclipsr that makes gta enjoyable to watch
You can definitely tell that at the beginning of the video SMii7Y is depressed and his mental health is dead.
Still one of the best series on this channel! Almost up there with Power Wash or Lawnmower simulator!
14:50 "He's got a face like the proverbial..."
"Hey Bob. Ello Mate" I like Bob I swear his just funny
13:37 I don’t think smi7y understands views XD
Love the Ending Quote. "I believe in Calm actions and YOU F*CK."
Play it while drunk
I love how it’s just a scuffed video but it just happens to be GTA racing.
Please do more! These are so entertaining to watch!
6:39 they all want you Smii7y
Bob and Byze are the true gamers of the group, I think. They'll go out of their way to fuck with people and then rage when the same is done to them.
0:22 "man I LOVE gta races"
This entire video is a bonafide _Banjo Moment_
6:35 this play is the best smii7y made in his entire life
edit.. 7:37 was cool too
edit 2.. 9:06 too