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    Felipe Esparza, Comedian, Winner Of Last Comic Standing and The What's Up Fool Podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt in studio.
    This podcast is brought to you by:
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    Music:
    Like Suicide - Sound Garden
    I Wanna Be Around - Tony Bennet
    Warning - Biggie Smalls
    Recorded on 10/27/2014

Комментарии • 228

  • @keithstapleton2087
    @keithstapleton2087 8 месяцев назад +16

    2024 and will always come back to church ❤

  • @tonypino5415
    @tonypino5415 3 года назад +64

    I'm so happy Uncle Joey has another podcast but goddamn do I miss The Church! The world was a simpler place.

  • @moriyokiri3229
    @moriyokiri3229 3 года назад +54

    "You're vegan? What do you eat, crops?" hahaha

    • @Erikkkolivarezzz1937
      @Erikkkolivarezzz1937 Год назад +7

      No
      “You’re vegan, but your fat?, what do u eat crops?..”

    • @Stephen85
      @Stephen85 Год назад +1

      Sugar and carbs make you fat. It's much easier to be fat on a vegan diet compared to a carnivore diet.

    • @aidanbonass4982
      @aidanbonass4982 4 месяца назад

      Tremendous

  • @RESISTING1
    @RESISTING1 10 лет назад +137

    Lee is pimping with that Boston Yamaka.

    • @Brrrrrt
      @Brrrrrt 5 лет назад +5

      I've never seen someone look so dumb in yamaka

    • @fugginchit1
      @fugginchit1 5 лет назад +5

      @@Brrrrrt Lol, all yamakas look dumb

    • @CZRXCZR
      @CZRXCZR 3 года назад +3

      Punch of salt. 🥊🧂

    • @lean4real_11
      @lean4real_11 3 года назад

      @@fugginchit1 not lees

    • @toddmorrissey8372
      @toddmorrissey8372 4 месяца назад

      "Yarmulke". It's not a Japanese motorcycle. Ya know, just for future reference.

  • @hermitgamer
    @hermitgamer 10 лет назад +98

    listened to this at work and just had to come home and see uncle Joey's disappointed face about the wedding food for myself, simply hilarious!
    vegan wedding talk starts @ 42:13

    • @jchavfour
      @jchavfour 9 лет назад +4

      Me too man! exactly the same story with me!

    • @AlphaMom55
      @AlphaMom55 6 лет назад +5

      Mike Lummox how kind of you to specify the point in the podcast at which this part of the conversation occurs. Thanks so much.

    • @rrrico
      @rrrico 5 лет назад +2

      Haha, that's the saddest I've ever seen Joey 😂

    • @bray2679
      @bray2679 4 года назад +1

      thank you. I was thinking about this podcast the other day and needed a laugh.

    • @josebeltran807
      @josebeltran807 3 года назад

      Same bro except I stopped working and watched this shit @ work leaning on my shovel 😂

  • @mattymat4379
    @mattymat4379 10 лет назад +38

    Lee stoned as a rock stil holding it together. Joe diaz walking the talk. Church.

  • @herpaderp9046
    @herpaderp9046 9 лет назад +16

    46:25 when lee cracks up about the ceviche was fucking hysterical hahahaha

    • @AuthenticProd
      @AuthenticProd 6 месяцев назад +1

      8 years later I’m still dying

    • @Soo-co7zu
      @Soo-co7zu 3 месяца назад

      Tremendous!!!!!

  • @dooski01
    @dooski01 6 лет назад +24

    One of my favorite podcasts with Joey giving Felipe shit about the vegan wedding

  • @N0rthT
    @N0rthT 9 лет назад +9

    This quietly has become one of my absolute favorite pod casts. There are some people I could listen to talk forever. Diaz is one of them.

  • @tuesdaytv
    @tuesdaytv 6 лет назад +18

    Joeys face + Lees laugh @ 46:27 priceless, watch lees eyes shoot straight to Joey once he mentions the coconut

    • @911dannys
      @911dannys 7 месяцев назад

      You can tell that genuinely disappointed him.

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 10 лет назад +41

    Vegan Wedding talk @ 42:00

  • @random_tantrum
    @random_tantrum 4 года назад +43

    It is great how something filmed 6 years ago can make me wanna go get tacos today.

  • @MarketUnderground
    @MarketUnderground Год назад +3

    I always come back to this episode now and then. One of my favorite moments in podcast history. The Church was so cool.

  • @AlphaMom55
    @AlphaMom55 6 лет назад +10

    "I'm going to a Mexican wedding. It overpowers the white side." 😂😂😂😂

  • @kezallison4771
    @kezallison4771 4 года назад +10

    Lee's laugh is easily funniest thing ever

  • @goanyways
    @goanyways 8 лет назад +37

    This is up there on all time funniest churches and I've seen or heard all

    • @Brrrrrt
      @Brrrrrt 5 лет назад +3

      @Trane Sonic cant forget ralphie may those are the 3 ogs that were with Joey in his savage days

    • @Coldwallbar
      @Coldwallbar 2 года назад

      I've been watching/listening to them all recently. This is top 10 for sure years down the line

  • @jasonyount8888
    @jasonyount8888 7 лет назад +35

    We're gonna have a section... What? Where people kill themselves? - Uncle Joey. Classic!

    • @fredc8618
      @fredc8618 6 лет назад

      Jason Yount 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @phrankie_lewpehz
      @phrankie_lewpehz 5 лет назад

      I lost my mind with that part. Ha ha ha.

  • @JWP6948
    @JWP6948 8 лет назад +7

    It doesn't get any better than Joey and Felipe together.

  • @arrya5372
    @arrya5372 8 лет назад +43

    This is my introduction to Joey Diaz and His podcast. Men like this will be extinct in 20 years. Anyway, Joey despairing over no Mexican at Felipe's wedding had me laughing and respecting the guy so much. He knows his shit.

  • @DopeEd
    @DopeEd 7 лет назад +4

    that story about the 'lose my number' girl was enthralling

  • @gothmaze
    @gothmaze 3 года назад +2

    Joey Diaz' face when Felipe says jackfruit tacos... Lol

  • @nathanielbarriga8877
    @nathanielbarriga8877 5 лет назад +6

    51:06 best part

  • @lv702man
    @lv702man 10 лет назад +29

    I can only imagine what Lee will look like when he's 40.. He already looks like he's 40.

  • @impalakoala
    @impalakoala 8 лет назад +26

    "when i see a bush that hairy, i knew she was locked up" Felipe Esparza

  • @brandonmartin9219
    @brandonmartin9219 2 года назад +3

    I love how Felipe looked up at the ceiling when joey was talking about the guy hiding coke in the ceiling

  • @fredd12xd
    @fredd12xd 3 года назад +2

    Love these classics

  • @skhateanddestroy1252
    @skhateanddestroy1252 8 лет назад +1

    What's up fool!! Just discovered Felipe's podcast, he's my favorite guest on the Church, such good stories! Much love and respect to Joey, Lee, Felipe, and Rodrigo!

  • @iselect1012
    @iselect1012 6 лет назад +2

    I don’t think it’s possible to love the church more than I do!

  • @escapethisall
    @escapethisall 9 лет назад +9

    that "dolphin" Mahi-mahi is a type of fish

  • @ThatGuyFromLondon69
    @ThatGuyFromLondon69 10 лет назад +7

    Thats my morning sorted... time to smoke a numba

  • @jrwhynot3631
    @jrwhynot3631 10 дней назад

    The hurt in Joey’s eyes listening to jackfruit 🤣

  • @Oni64
    @Oni64 9 лет назад +6

    Like a soldier

  • @jonathanclark7772
    @jonathanclark7772 9 лет назад +3

    Listened to this already but had to see the visuals hahaha. Keep up the good work on the fitness journey Lee. Hit me up if you want any advice on ur macros etc

  • @miles2057
    @miles2057 10 лет назад +3

    Yo, yo, yo!!!!
    I literally just finished watching To Live And Die In LA now waiting for the podcast to upload.
    I'm ready, my muffla is clean and I'm ready to go DEEP in this shit!!!!

  • @suzymartin218
    @suzymartin218 3 года назад +3

    I would love to watch a movie of Joey's life, hes a great story teller, and has lived 5 lifetimes in 50 years.

  • @abhishekkakarlapudi1818
    @abhishekkakarlapudi1818 10 лет назад +2

    The podcast was once again tremendous Joey.

  • @teeniebeenie8774
    @teeniebeenie8774 7 лет назад +1

    i been around a long time
    joey gots da best dam stories i ever herd.

  • @fantacrush537
    @fantacrush537 Год назад +2

    Lee was casually in the streets of chicago not realizing he was in a fucking warzone😭

    • @Erikkkolivarezzz1937
      @Erikkkolivarezzz1937 Год назад

      I already know about certain parts in Chicago u gotta be VERY VERY careful, but u telling me every block and every street in Chicago u gonna get hit by a bullet?,
      No shit if your right in front of the projects and u know u ain’t supposed to be there u already u know u fucked up, but i doubt the rich people living in the nice neighborhoods in Chicago are worried about gang/street violence unless they themselves are going to those certain parts, all I’m saying is Chicago is a beautiful city obviously it has its areas u don’t wanna go to but just stand clear of those areas and you’ll be fine.

    • @sincereflowers3218
      @sincereflowers3218 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Erikkkolivarezzz1937 FBG Duck, popular drill rapper from Chicago, was shot during the day in an _upscale_ business district and allowed to die by the police. You'd think those rich people you're talking about would be safe from "the projects" they are supposed to avoid 😂 but in reality it's not so simple.

    • @Erikkkolivarezzz1937
      @Erikkkolivarezzz1937 11 месяцев назад

      @@sincereflowers3218
      You’re absolutely right, the nice rich areas is just as gangster as the bad parts in Chicago, now i know.

    • @sincereflowers3218
      @sincereflowers3218 11 месяцев назад

      @@Erikkkolivarezzz1937 no, but niggas got cars 🤣

  • @nearthewildalaskapodcast2133
    @nearthewildalaskapodcast2133 6 лет назад +2

    Joey "He did his 8 ball before for the first show" Lee "Is that fast?"

  • @c7lee
    @c7lee 3 года назад +1

    F: I want to talk about our wedding rings
    Joey: What are they made out of? Celery?

  • @22mwb
    @22mwb 2 года назад +4

    Felipe's vegan wedding 41:56

  • @Brandon-uh6tl
    @Brandon-uh6tl 10 лет назад +3

    That story about the hot blonde "12" and her friend is insane!

  • @dj2dope820
    @dj2dope820 8 лет назад +2

    The whole fucking episode is HILARIOUS

  • @rje1157
    @rje1157 Год назад +1

    "lee was gonna be a biker, but his fucking wheels fell off" this is the best podcast ever!!!!

  • @EKIM713
    @EKIM713 8 лет назад +1

    Awesome Podcast!!!! Laughed my ass off here at work today!!

  • @mrs.georgeglass3997
    @mrs.georgeglass3997 4 месяца назад +1

    Lee bro it's French toast usually, and it's called a 1 eyed jack yo bud!

  • @stattoo32
    @stattoo32 8 лет назад +3

    Funniest Church I've seen! Awesome!

  • @Sygavden
    @Sygavden 10 лет назад +4

    1:22:46 Felipe said two eggs over easy with ranchero sauce.. that sounds like ranch dressing in spanish!!!

    • @GGGG761
      @GGGG761 9 лет назад +2

      no ranchero sauce a spicy green or red salsa

    • @GreatIntellect13
      @GreatIntellect13 8 лет назад +3

      Mexicans don't have ranch sauce, that shit is dairy. We didn't have cows back in the day, most of us are lactose intolerant, in fact.

    • @eddiemadera3042
      @eddiemadera3042 7 лет назад +3

      eyyy speak for yourself homeboy, Mexicans are some of the most dairy consuming people i know, idk what region your family is from but youre dead wrong, ive never met a lactose intolerant mexican lollllll youre a rarity

    • @AlphaMom55
      @AlphaMom55 6 лет назад

      SoV21 I've never met a lactose intolerant or a lactose sensitive Mexican.

  • @workingclassweightlifter7579
    @workingclassweightlifter7579 10 лет назад +2

    The look on Joey's face when Esparza mentions vegan carnitas....!!!!

  • @ayox
    @ayox 3 года назад +1

    Damn i miss this show

  • @brianarguello7576
    @brianarguello7576 7 лет назад +8

    Dammit I can't find the episode where the lady next store freaks out about the weed

    • @SkateSavvy
      @SkateSavvy 6 лет назад

      Brian Argüello I'm looking for it too

    • @fidelmendozajr.9424
      @fidelmendozajr.9424 6 лет назад +5

      Episode #166 but there's no video.

    • @michaelwilliams9566
      @michaelwilliams9566 5 лет назад +1

      Had to share this with y'all.
      ruclips.net/video/lVWijArK4hE/видео.html
      Around 14:30
      Fucking hilarious.

  • @efrainc5341
    @efrainc5341 4 года назад +3

    48:44 👍

  • @alienszez
    @alienszez 10 лет назад +4

    That hair is BEAUTIFUL.

    • @Finity1990
      @Finity1990 10 лет назад +1

      Muppets hair rock

    • @AlphaMom55
      @AlphaMom55 6 лет назад

      Aliens's my hair is very similar but more coarse. If I don't put my hair up or braid it, I'll wake up lookin' like a tumbleweed. 😂

  • @ramirosarabia
    @ramirosarabia 3 года назад +1

    Never thought I'd hear McAllen shouted out on a Joey Diaz podcast. Saludos

  • @user-js5gt3iw1w
    @user-js5gt3iw1w 3 месяца назад

    31:39 LEE 😂Can’t stop laughing at Joey

  • @sstiawAlleH
    @sstiawAlleH Год назад

    this might be the best episode of the church def top 3 lmao

  • @senseicorey9979
    @senseicorey9979 7 лет назад +6

    Back when they were only eating 30Mg haha!

    • @BenjiB238
      @BenjiB238 4 года назад

      Haha Lee taking 10gm edibles LMFAO I

    • @shroomsopenminds3623
      @shroomsopenminds3623 3 года назад

      Nah joey was slipping the 90 MG in the 30

  • @MrG909
    @MrG909 9 лет назад +2

    vegan wedding sounds like a real mexican wedding when you can't afford meat and all you have is beans

  • @rje1157
    @rje1157 Год назад

    " I need something... a little piece of something that represent... I need somebody to shoot a gun" LMAO!!!!!

  • @anthonytrevino3191
    @anthonytrevino3191 2 года назад

    Man I was dying at the bit where Felipe was talking about food at his wedding. I’ve never seen joeys so disappointed lol. And I can relate, I love tex mex as a Texan and couldn’t imagine

  • @robertoross3061
    @robertoross3061 8 лет назад +6

    1:26:20 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @SRNF
    @SRNF 10 лет назад +7

    I love how Felipe is going all vegan so he switched from meat to shitloads of sugar and gluten.....how is that healthy? lol

  • @VsTheWrldd
    @VsTheWrldd 7 месяцев назад

    Only reason Joey the best they don’t do actual unskipplbe ads don’t start now

  • @MasterGuero
    @MasterGuero 7 лет назад +11

    Vegan wedding. It's a no from me

  • @TrapDaily
    @TrapDaily 7 лет назад +10

    recorded on a monday

  • @miles2057
    @miles2057 10 лет назад

    You guys always have awesome guests. Loved it!

  • @derekmyers7880
    @derekmyers7880 9 лет назад +1

    This is the hardest I've heard Lee laugh

  • @kirkquintero3893
    @kirkquintero3893 2 года назад

    Beautiful story

  • @giovanir69
    @giovanir69 6 лет назад +1

    Im wondering if Joey ever got his burritos lmao

  • @Coldwallbar
    @Coldwallbar 2 года назад

    This is the funniest episode of them all

  • @ordinarypablo
    @ordinarypablo 3 года назад +1

    I got a coke comedown by watching this podcast

  • @GonzosSlaps
    @GonzosSlaps 6 лет назад +1

    "And murder was the case that they gave her!" 💯😂😂

  • @gangsterjim5394
    @gangsterjim5394 9 лет назад +2

    this was funnier with the visual element hah

  • @streetdreamz210
    @streetdreamz210 9 лет назад +3

    46:25

  • @delaxanexel44
    @delaxanexel44 3 года назад +1

    Felipe had the actual idea for thriller events verzuz and RUclips boxing in the 1:00:00

  • @angelogrosso7904
    @angelogrosso7904 5 лет назад

    @48:52
    *Destroys Water-bottle*
    "That's It? Keep Playing It You Fuck!!!"- kills me every time.

  • @haulvisions6817
    @haulvisions6817 9 лет назад

    That Boston Yamaka. So dope! Chuuurrrchh!

  • @Sean-wo7ls
    @Sean-wo7ls 2 года назад +1

    I dont want to go to a mexican wedding and eat spaghetti, it insults my inner being

  • @AuthenticProd
    @AuthenticProd 6 месяцев назад

    This one’s heavy

  • @Devorantem
    @Devorantem 9 лет назад +1

    "What's with the questions?" - Flying Jew

  • @chris_redd2453
    @chris_redd2453 3 года назад

    Tremendous episode

  • @travis420tv
    @travis420tv 8 лет назад +3

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Joey is the fucking man!!! Best coke story ever!!!!

  • @Finity1990
    @Finity1990 10 лет назад

    Haha the voice sync was off and this shit was HILARIOUS!!!

  • @mdp_-vn4bo
    @mdp_-vn4bo 2 года назад +1

    45:12

  • @FreshFusionZ
    @FreshFusionZ 3 года назад

    1:00:00 Uncle joey should tape his uncle Vinnie sets for the patreon

  • @bungus1178
    @bungus1178 2 года назад +1

    Is he in superstore?

  • @MegaSeekndestroy
    @MegaSeekndestroy 9 лет назад +1

    Fuckign love felipe man

  • @kenster1111
    @kenster1111 10 лет назад +1

    I moved into a house with a roommate.. We started smelling something funky.. It was the other roommate dead, bloated and rotting away. Disgusting.. And ye we moved that night no way you can stay there with a dead body in your doorway hahah

  • @opengestalt
    @opengestalt 8 дней назад

    I just noticed Filipe fixed his teeth later.

  • @germanalonso140
    @germanalonso140 4 года назад +1

    Why haven’t you had Jeff Garcia on?

  • @johnnyblaze8827
    @johnnyblaze8827 6 лет назад +1

    Coconut cervice 😁😂

  • @delaxanexel44
    @delaxanexel44 3 года назад +1

    A year ago when I started dating Paula...
    👀.. 😂😂

  • @describe9
    @describe9 10 лет назад

    This podcast makes me want to jump up and down

  • @evanobrien7316
    @evanobrien7316 3 года назад

    51:00

  • @Thecoolbeans52
    @Thecoolbeans52 Год назад

    Felipe even got Lee laughing at him about his vegan bullshit LMAO, a Mexican vegan I’m Mexican and that’s a no no lol 46:23

  • @diyaasaeed7959
    @diyaasaeed7959 4 года назад +1

    Listening in June 2020... live online shows aren’t good it ain’t the future for comedy, yet

  • @louisdicenso9478
    @louisdicenso9478 5 лет назад +2

    WHAT THE F IS KALANTRO?

  • @cinbro3080
    @cinbro3080 2 года назад

    Wow coconut Ceviche. No way 😆

  • @bosseythehamster3709
    @bosseythehamster3709 3 года назад

    What's up fool😂💪😎

  • @NEWARK767
    @NEWARK767 3 года назад

    46:26 LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!