Funny insults and sarcastic comments for every occasion

Have the last word with some funny insults and sarcastic comments to suit all occasions and situations.
Soundtrack written and performed by Steve Nielson.

[@Whatdoesntmakemesoundweird]

I wish I could use these at work. They’re so on point.

[@MusicalPearls]

Yes, I know the feeling, but sometimes just having a great one-liner for a situation and imagining the reaction if you said it can make you smile and not get you fired. Thanks for watching!

[@declandoyle8196]

Get a job.

[@howardfischer7429]

"You have the perfect face for radio."

[@MusicalPearls]

Nice one, Howard - thanks for watching and commenting!

[@christinewuerth7505]

Hi Steve, thats incredibly, terrific and unique, your uploads are simply the best
I read that content, videos, music etc. are all your compilation, so your work, which is probably a great pleasure as well, is shared with us for our enjoyment
You have the respect of EVERYONE, I promise
Thank you very much Steve, you are a great artist 🫶🍀🕊🌷🧚‍♀️🌟💕

[@MusicalPearls]

Thank you so much for your lovely comment, Christine

[@mchapman132]

My late mother-in-law was a master of insults. She said to me “you look so nice today, so much better than you usually do”.

[@MusicalPearls]

Ha! Ha! I'm sure she meant to say 'you always look nice, but especially so today'

[@JohnArlenderre]

Another brilliant upload 👍

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks for the visit

[@musictherapy449]

These will definitely come in handy!

[@MusicalPearls]

Hope they come in useful!

[@SteveIveson]

Ha! Ha! Some brilliant comments here

[@MusicalPearls]

So pleased you liked it

[@user-gt4el6or9q]

Fantastic video and a great song!

[@MusicalPearls]

Thank you so much

[@roybradley5532]

I am going to be using a lot of these. Thanks for posting😎

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot, Roy - hope you find them useful

[@micmul23]

2:27: A variation of this is: Should I be honest or polite?

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot - that's another one to add to my list for future videos!

[@LindaBinyon]

Great video - I'll definitely be using some of these!!!

[@MusicalPearls]

Thank you so much, Linda

[@K.Spade7902]

I will use some of these. Thanks!

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks for watching - hope you find them useful

[@GeordieRock]

This is so good - love it ❤

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks for watching

[@tonybarracuda3505]

“ you must be a twin because it’s impossible for one person to be that stupid “

[@MusicalPearls]

Ha! Ha! Thanks, Tony - great quote. Hope you weren't referring to me!

[@tonybarracuda3505]

@@MusicalPearls no not you, I use that one a lot when I talk to politicians.

[@11Claypath]

Really cool video

[@MusicalPearls]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@steverhodesvideos6244]

Anyway you could post a list of these?

[@MusicalPearls]

Hi, Steve. I can't really post a list, but if you go to this page on my website www.musicalpearls.com/glossary/insults/ you can copy them from there or download the images by right-clicking and choosing Save Image As option. Thanks for the visit. 👍

[@timothykelly7974]

I just reply,”sarcasm suits you”.

[@MusicalPearls]

Nice one, Paul - thanks for watching

[@Longrigg]

Wow! This is so good 😃

[@MusicalPearls]

Glad you think so!

[@brendaflower7790]

Years ago i told a photographer that i had bought
a floppy hat for a wedding. He said that was good
because i had the face for a floppy hat. I still don't
know if it was a compliment or an insult.😅

[@MusicalPearls]

I'm sure it was a compliment, Brenda. Faces come in many shapes and different hats embrace the beauty of the shape of your face - but all shapes are beautiful.

[@NotoriousWomen]

Yes, we like this 💋

[@MusicalPearls]

Many thanks, ladies

[@jeremythornton6090]

Perfect!

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot for your comment, Jeremy - really pleased you enjoyed it

[@Joiceyonline]

Awesome video ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks for the visit

[@KenLonsdale-kp5bj]

Honestly I have used some of those comments before.And still some people don’t understand it.🇨🇦🇬🇧😂

[@MusicalPearls]

Many thanks, Ken. Yes, it's funny how you can often insult people and they take it as a compliment!

[@claudebylion9932]

You have a wonderful face for never having your photograph taken 👍

[@MusicalPearls]

Ha! Ha! Thanks, Claude. I'll keep this for a future video.

[@christopherx7428]

My contribution to the lot, at work a colleague (my boss actually) ran into me and a co-worker and exclaimed:
-"What luck, just the two I wanted to see right now!"
My 0,2 s reply: -"The pleasure is all yours"
("Yours" and "mine" sound very much alike in Swedish. I think he heard what he wanted to hear...)

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks, Christopher - nice one. It works well in English too because it can actually sound like a compliment when it's not.

[@MarcusCactus]

Extremely funny! Did you make them up? Or what are the sources, the authors?

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot for your comment, Marcus. My channel content is all my own work. I create the videos and write, record and mix all the music and songs, although I do source a lot of royalty free images from public domain websites so as not to infringe any copyright rules. Thanks again for the visit.

[@KenLonsdale-kp5bj]

I’m back.My ex-wife asked me one time if the pants she had on made her ass look fat, I told her it wasn’t the pants. Notice I said x-wife.😂😂😂

[@martinwalker9386]

Of course you’re not stupid, you are missing that by 50 IQ points.

[@MusicalPearls]

Ha! Ha! Great quote, Martin. I'm hoping to make another video soon, so that'll be on my list.

[@timmyscroggins1962]

You need to SLOW IT DOWN so people can read the quotes.......

[@h.huffen-puff4105]

Use the 'slow it down' button thingy on your screen.

[@user-hn4oi7yz1h]

These comments aren't sarcastic.

[@tobynesnah554]

Too fast, bye