You know what would be terrifying? So, say you boot up the newly released Half life 3 (which would never happen), and then you see the current valve guy. However, the valve on the back of his head is missing. Then he does something never done before. Turns around fully, and reveals the new valve intro. Open. Your. MOUTH.
The valve is spreading. The valve is spreading. The valve is spreading. The valve is spreading. The valve is spreading. The valve is spreading. The valve is spreading. The valve is spreading. The valve is spreading. The valve is spreading. The valve is spreading.
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Do "Open Your Wallet" next
ain't that ea?
Open your mo-
@@FunkyFurretayo thats sus 😳😳
@@FunkyFurretmoth
@@FunkyFurretmom
Imagine if there was the faint sound of a heart beating when this was playing
I GONNA DO THIS
Fun fact: open your heart is an actual song that crush 40 did make in 1998 for Sonic adventure.
yeah so it won't be likely that valve would trademark that
CAN'T HOLD OOOONN MUCH LOOOONGEEER
@@gooey2203BUT I WILL NEVER LET GOOO
@@countarchvile I KNOW IT'S A OOONEEE WAYY TRAAACK
@@gooey2203 I AM NOT GONNA THINK THIS WAY
oh man i feel that weird feeling again from watching those intros in my childhood
Next will be "Open the Silo Door" with one of the goldSRC scientists with a valve
HOOPEN YOUR HEART ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT
Ancient cities blazin'
Shadows keep attackin'
Little children cryin'
holy shit
OPEN YOUR HEART AND YOU WILL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@Bebronius WHATS GONA HAPeBN TO USs
You know what would be terrifying? So, say you boot up the newly released Half life 3 (which would never happen), and then you see the current valve guy. However, the valve on the back of his head is missing. Then he does something never done before. Turns around fully, and reveals the new valve intro. Open. Your. MOUTH.
The valve is spreading.
The valve is spreading.
The valve is spreading.
The valve is spreading.
The valve is spreading.
The valve is spreading.
The valve is spreading.
The valve is spreading.
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"open you ass" by valve
Wow
💀
ngl that genuinely sounds like a thing Valve would place as an intro *IM TRYIN TO RESIST FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER*-
😂😂😂😂
Goats
man i was thinking an actual heart with a valve on one of the vessels
Or a valve as the actual heart’s valve :D
GOTTA OPEN YOUR HEART DUDE
heart has valve built in
I think Source 3 Will be called "Source: Alyx"
how Gabe Newell counts :
"1, 2, Alyx-"
can you feel my heart?
I love how it says 2027 valve corporation
And then when you spin the valve the heart explodes and there's a bunch of blood everywhere
Open your strength
Giant missed oppertunity to not play the song "Open your Heart" from sonic adventure
PLS MAKE "Open Your Nuts" valve intro
Me expecting gigachad valve intro:
What.
Ohhh I get it lol
Valve intros always creeped me out when I was smol
open your heart
Valentine's day intro
Tell this if youre tryna pick up a valve fan: I bet you know "Open Your Mind" but do you know "Open Your Legs"?
Open the last 3 digits on your credit card
*sa1 intensifies*
♥
no way they made a third one
I got one "open your door"
Do open your hand next ☺
Do "open your mouth" next
Open your car door
Please upload this to steam deck
Do "open your hunger" next
Valve dr cortex turning head
broken right leg and a missing left arm hm..
Next intro: open your wallet😂
open yo dogs
do “open your computer”
Valve's dating sim?
Open your cheeks and do the valve shaker
Open your mouth, or open your ears😂
Volvo
Das auto.
Atomic Heart?
Slendrina could give an Oscar of 2022 for the scariest intro in all world
Slenderina?
@@Tixthelaw By DVloper
Get yo google giggles ass out of here 😂
this is fucking terrifying
This is disturbing...