I made a MOVIE when I was 9 - Hamster Clones and Heartbreak
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- Опубликовано: 13 фев 2020
- Today, I'll be talking about what my 9-year-old self thought was the next big box-office hit. Prepare for clones, cheating, and hamster hi-jinks!
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I hope you enjoyed...whatever this was lol
I’m not first to reply
I loved it ❤️
This was better than what I did when I was little
Hi courtney
It's been a while since you done something related to Hamtaro. Especially your Old Pookie Videos and your Ham Ham Heartbreak Live Stream. But i bet you can still do more Hamtaro stuff as well as your Sonic Stuff as well. Maybe you can redraw Pookie and Poke if you want to.
Girl: will you marry me?
Dude: wow, that's pretty good
bruh. I had that idea -_-
Noodles。「見おろされて」。 abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Noodles。「おを」。 also for a sedond i thought you were noodles from the gorillaz
frunk gunks ☆(๑╹ω╹๑ )☆
frunk gunks you know more then one person can think of something right?
This masterpiece of rich dialogue and emotion makes this home-made movie an INSTANT classic, it’s such a shame that the masterful storytelling was limited the the poor visual effects of its era.
When she said "Let's get together for some fun" I felt that 😳😳😳😳😳😳😔😔😔😔✊✊✊🖐🖐🖐
Ooookkkkkkk, if you say sooooo
Actully no ur just high as a kite rn,actully none of this is real
2020 REMAKE WHEN HOLLYWOOD
I feel that it's stunning and heartfelt story more than made ups for its visuals.
“Oh, Jamtaro? *_you can meet him in the basement.”_*
I heard he only feeds Jamtaro once a year
He only uses Jamtaro when the cops come
@@kawaiicake8038 and for slavery
Hamtaro, that's the attic. Not the basement.
It’s a trap!
6:14 Hamtaro: "Jamtaro-... you can meet him in the basement."
Am I the only one who immediately thought that sounded like Hamtaro was keeping his clone chained up in the basement like some horror trope?
Yes
"Today we're gonna play surgeon irl Jamtaro'
Especially considering the red foot prints to the attic/basement on the ladder look like blood
No. I thought of that too because the line sounded so suspicious 💀
No
"LOVEY DOVEY TALK" *Adults laughing in the other room*
The Funny Animator LOL
@@user-ci7ll3ir8f I agree
Mwahahaha isn’t was ur 700th like.
Wait why is that important?
Imagine, you're gazing into your crushes eyes, the moment is perfect and serene. Now is your chance, you tell them: "i-...i like you."
Your heart stops as they open their mouth to say
*Wow that's pretty good*
I wrote that down its kinda amazing thanks for giving something funny to read
@@yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 wow I'm honored lmao
*Wow, that’s pretty good.*
@@candycomedic nobody asked though
Oop- Animal jam kids :◇
Pashmina: *intense panting noises*
Courtney:" S-Stop making those noises!"
Pashmina: "I'm gonna keep going!!!!"
She will get demon it eyes (that was intentional)
“ I don’t want all that clone drool in me “
PAUSE!!!
🤨
Pardon?😟
This entire thing just makes me want to say “that’s what she said”
I wanna say tf but you’re right
“If she says so...”
I mean, sure. If you say so.
If you say so
That is what she said.
2019: the basements are downwards
2020: the basements are now the attic
yes
@Amelie Skye Kelly jesus get a brain its meant to be atic
@@Sir_FireFox "get a brain" lmao ok, pretty sure its not meant to be spelt atic anyway
LIVIA CHAVES guess I live in the attic now
LIVIA CHAVES nope
I'll convince my future children that this is an actual Hamtaro episode
LOL XD
No! It’s the movie 😡
i didnt even know about hamtaro until now xD
Please do
Yes
10:28, “I like to talk to you. :3”
“Okay!”
Phenomenal voice acting, she needs an Oscar award.
Yes. It is amazing. Seriously, they should make this a Hamtaro episode...
Oh also you didn’t take all the tea did you >:(
@@4m0llyy_10 TOH
“Imma be reasonable.”
*Casually threatened physical violence on her just a minute ago*
Imagine in an anime it's like "s-senpai please be my boyfriend 😣" then he's just like "wow that's pretty good"
*Heyyy, that's pretty GOoood!*
@@tamamotube3964 it sure is
I was crying at that, if someone ever says they like me I’m gonna say “Wow. That’s pretty good.”
@@LesbiansMarie ya know what same though I don't know I'll I'll really get a chance
TheCasualKitsune !
Smg4?
Show: Hamster Romance
Reality: **Hamsters fighting noise**
(36 /85+(3#
your Mom Are you cussing or doing math
Oh no....
You reminded me of the hamster eating one of its kind...
@@vawoah8408 waiiii wuuu
Oxnard: Make Jamtaro your boyfriend. He likes you!
Pasmina: But I don't like him
Courtney: *ArE yOu SuRe AbOuT tHaT?*
at the story MIGHT be about (incase you guys dont understand):
So Hamtaro makes a clone (JAMtaro) and Hamtaro likes Bijou but Paramina likes Hamtaro, so he sets the clone to go on a “date“ with Paramina, while Hamtaro goes with Bijou, (in the making, says “if you say so“ way too many times) Paramina goes to Hamtaro’s house to maybe talk or hang out with Hamtaro, which in this case will be Jamtaro, but starts talking to the camera(?).
Paramina knocks on the door, but while knocking, she falls and little Paramina says that the floor is slippery, while Jamtaro opens the door. Paramina asks for help, saying Jamtaro is her bOyFrIeNd AnD aLl, and Jamtaro helps.
They start talking about how Jamtaro is really Hamtaro or whatnot, then the scene cuts to Hamtaro and Bijou, I guess offically becoming girlfriend and boyfriend? But Hamtaro says he doesnt wanna kiss because Paramina will find out, (real smooth) and then Paramina says “LET ME CHECK YOUR BACK“ to Jamtaro.
He turns around and she notices that he doesnt have a white spot on his back. (It was white paint, which was one of the only differences the Hamtaros little Courtney had) Then Paramina said, “Ew I almost kissed Jamtaro *blehhhh* “ then Jamtaro convinces Paramina to get with him ONCE.
It cuts to a scene where Hamtaro and Bijou are at the playground(?) Teeter tottering, when Hamtaro hears a noise, he goes to check and its Paramina running on the wheel, she stops and asks Hamtaro why hes on the teeter totter with Bijou.
He says “umumumumumumum its because I wanted to teeter totter with her“ and then little Courtney’s mom records over, but the scene after her mom records over is Paramina threatening Bijou when Hamtaro says “hEy BiJoU cAn I sWiNg YoU oN tHe SwInGs?“ to which, Bijou accepts.
Paramina is like “HEYYYYY“ and Bijou is like “I wasnt listening, like I cared.“, totally ROASTING Paramina. Then it cuts to Hamtaro and Bijou on the swings and Paramina saying, “I’m going to get him flowers, hes going to get me flowers“ (Thats what the translator thought it said anyway).
Then says she gives up but then says “eh I’ll find a new boyfriend“, taking things very lightly, like, she just got cheated on, but then again she did also cheat on him with his clone.
Shes like “Whose gonna be my new boyfriend?“ then it cuts to Jamtaro, then she says “No, not Jamtaro!“ and then she has a gReAt IdEa, “WhY nOt gEt OxNaRd To Be My BoYfRiEnD?“
She walks up to him and asks him, when Jamtaro interupts saying “I WILL BE YOUR BOYFRIEND“ but she declines Jamtaro, Oxnard tells her that he has a girlfriend, and Sandy is that girlfriend of his, and Sarcastically, Paramina says;
“oooooh I wonder if your gonna get married, and be husband and wife~~~~~“ to his responce being a groan. Then Jamtaro comes in and says; “BUT I WANNA BE YOUR BOYFRIENDDDDD“ to which she declines AGAIN, but Oxnard says “Yes, make him your boyfriend, he loves you“ (Even though its her choice) and to which she responds with “But I dont love him..“
Then its a game of “oh yeah?“ “yeah“ game, like, so childish. THENNNN finally Oxnard says he made a new invention (Like Hamtaro did, obviouslyyyyy) called the Hypno-matic (so original, much wow) and he asks “whose your boyfriend“ and she says J a m t a r o. Then she says she didnt mean it and Jamtaro steals a line from Ed, Edd and Eddy lEgIt.
Jamtaro takes Paramina to the living room, saying its the most romantic place he could find (because he’s stupid) and THEN to the basement (Think he meant attic)
Paramina says I dOnT wAnT yOu To Be My BoYfRiEnD and he moans saying he liked her and dat little ÓnÒ face did nothing and says “YOUR GONNA PAY“
It cuts to Sandy and Oxnard, talking, and Hamtaro and Bijou, talking about how they are glad to be boyfriend and girlfriend. Then it goes to Paramina saying that shes glad she DOESNT have a boyfriend.
Jamtaro says hes not glad because his heart was shattered, then says “Oh WeLl“ and walks away and thats the end- made it through reading without cringing? Congratulations then! qwq
Edit: DAMNIT ITS PASHMINA NOT PARAMINA UGHHHH you know what im not gonna fix it- qwq
I usually read these things but I'm too lazy to and this way too underrated and I love it.
To much words
tl;dr
This is way too underrated
This needs more likes. Even William Afton is here.
Pashmina:
You may get together with me.
ONCE.
Oof
Last I checked, hamsters can’t naturally produce sodium.
SO WHY ARE ALL THE CHARACTERS SO SALTY
Good one.
ROASTED 🔥
*n i c e*
.......idk but I wonder
Do you recognise me? *o f c o u r s e y o u d o*
*_"But before I show you the movie, we need to talk about our sponsor RAID SHADOW LEGENDS."_*
... *points to the door*
oh my fucking god someone should make a ytp about that joke
"You know what, I love myself. even though I look like a BURNT chicken nugget, I still love myself." - 20:11
Nobody:
Little Courtney: TOtTer TEEteR
Also Little Courtney: iF yOu sAy sO.
Little Courtney: _lets get together tonight just for a little fun_
*FBI OPEN UP*
also also also Little Courtney: *-okaw?-** ok?*
Also little Courtney :go into the Basement *prooceeds to go into the Attic*
Classic amy Nice reply.
It’s okay SNT, I like my tomatoes 100% Rotten.
Me too :D
ew
@@emilylyle4068 rotten tomatoes is a website to criticize movies lmao.... its not real tomatoes
@@emilylyle4068 whooooosh
emily lyle Bruh.
i absolutely love how out of context the ''Oh nO nOt thE frEEzEr rAy'' was at the end
no one:
no one what so ever:
Young Courtney: WOw, tHaT's prETtY GOoD.
50 likes, *thats pretty good*
172 likes, that's pretty good
people who comment liek this:
noone:
noone at all:
not even the live chickens i ate for breakfast:
not even the kids screaming in my basement:
noone:
noone:
not even my fav youtuber:
me: dgedyafgargy6trikg
224 likes? Wow, that's pretty good
@@FroggeLord Thank you. I didn't even remember posting this comment. :)
*"WoW, ThAt'S pReTtY gOoD"*
(I am both saying this as a reference to the scene and also as a way of saying I liked the video)
If youuu say soooo
Hey that’s pretty good
@@gone_blank TEETER TOTTER
“Jamtaro- you can meet him in the basement” and that’s we’re you want to see your clone with the lights off at midnight
*Oh no*
Hol up
Personal Timestamps:
3:23
"Have you guessed it yet?"
*_" N O . "_*
6:35
"Hi! I'm Jamtaro: Hamtaro's clone!"
*_"W e k n o w ."_*
10:45
"Really, Bijou? Really?!"
"Mhm."
*_"Wow. That's pretty good."_*
15:33
"I wasn't listening. ... Like I cared. B)"
This is why keeping old childhood creations is so important. This is truly beautiful.
Oh boy can’t wait for this train wreck of a “movie”
Same
crackhead energy movies be like-
Can't wait for the musical version
@Amelie Skye Kelly NOOOOOOOOO
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"The story was engaging and the scriptwriting, cinematography, and the acting were all award-worthy! Definitely worth the wait!"
-Itz_Alexa
Correct this feature film is ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Tbh if you can’t date the real guy, get with his clone.
Facts
This reminds me of the time I made my own “movie”...
It had lps, fairies, MLP, Silvanian Families, the works.
Though I wasn’t the only one who did it, my cousin and I worked together on it.
God I really want to watch it again now-
Dourtney: *Exists*
Me: It's beautiful. I've been staring at it for five hours now.
Crush says he loves me)
Me: *wow, that’s pretty good.*
And your pfp is a hamster, n i c e
Like that's ever gonna happen LMAO (don't take this seriously)
@@paraneil LOL
20:57 I kinda wanna watch this now
OH NO, NOT THE FREEZE RAY!
6:24 I'm less concerned of him saying that the attic is the basement, and more concerned that he locks his sentient clone who we establish has feelings in the attic.
I'm crying out of sheer second hand embarrassment because I used to do this with my LPS and my family found it....
But I'll suffer through this anyway
NoziNuclear I have so many old videos on my ds and they’re all atrociously bad-
I have all of the clips of my “twighlight sparks goes to jurrassic world and her parents get basically murdered at the end”
And I think my older brother was the only person that knew, because I think at some points he helped me.
*This gave me so many flashbacks-*
@@dragonhorse4029 Thats absolutely wonderful lmao. The one my family found was one of my LPs got stood up on a date, I have no clue what happened next. I guess it's my own fault- I recorded it on my aunts BlackBerry lmao. It was funny though, because since it was low on battery, the phone kept beeping- like at all the right moments where a swear could be.
Me, my sis and best friend used to make videos like that too. We stopped when one of the main characters (the dad) was about to die.
@@ninjapandagirl4886 Left on the cliffhanger...............................
@@nozinuclear9490 yup the dude's ex crush was gonna kill him. Like, when the dude was at a beach with his family. =_=
King George the Third: I am a good king and taxing people is the answer to everything
Loyalists:Ok if you say so^^
Dont throw history into this.
@@nmuniz2 *why not*
@@nmuniz2 *why not?*
FoxTaterTot124 Tatertot if you say so.
Nik why not
4:01 Top ten anime openings
Imagine being Courtney’s parents and walking in on this
I guess that's what the laughing is about
he will NOT ‼️‼️ talk to pashmina “” lovey dovey “” talk 🙄🙄😐😐💔💔
I'd be proud of her for making history.
Ah yes, my favourite RUclipsr: Dourtney, AKA: Project ZNT
Project ZNT, or Project TNT?
Courtney?
Snt?
@@totalaveragewhale3536 We're talking about Dourtney, Courtney's clone who may or may not exist.
Dourtney
Project TMU
Project TMV
Hamtaro’s clone’s actual name is “Taro”
‘I’ is actually after ‘H’
*Iamtaro*
I-am-taro.
(And everyone has the same voice-)
• Giona likes anime • I just did yours :)
I am nine. I sound like a teenager
@@adistantfallensomeone so J is a continent?
I = 🅱owel, but it would have been an awesome pun if Iamtaro was the clone's name.
Well she said the next CONSONANT after the first letter, and I is a vowel. So yeah, his name is actually Jamtaro
Courtney - *the fourth wall breaker*
Project S.N.T - *The second fourth wall breaker which means that she only broke the second wall which technically means that she didn’t break the fourth wall if she’s a second fourth wall breaker so she’s probably a second wall breaker which concludes you with that she technically isn’t a fourth wall breaker even though she did break the fourth wall in the movie but technically she only broke the first wall so she’s probably not a second wall breaker or a fourth wall breaker but S.N.T is Courtney so she probably is a fourth wall breaker but that means that Courtney isn’t a fourth wall breaker since S.N.T only broke the first wall so basically this actually concludes you with: Courtney and S.N.T didn’t break the fourth wall. BUT I’M NOT DONE YET!!!! Since 9 year old Courtney broke the fourth wall then S.N.T and Courtney ARE fourth wall breakers but since 9 year old Courtney broke the fourth wall twice then nobody is a fourth wall breaker. So this actually concludes you with: nobody is a fourth wall breaker.*
I mean, Jamtaro is a pretty cool name ngl. I imagine that’s the name of Hamtaro’s brother who plays saxophone or something.
I need to see this, watching movies people made as children is so great to me
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Courtney at 9:06 : When a toy falls over have them mention THE FLOOR IS SLIpPeRy
13:19
Me: *not watching, just listening*
Also Me: Wait- what is this youtube channel rated again?
CallMeCookie and in a love movie
When i saw that someone still knows what hamtaro is
Someone needs to take this concept
And make it a movie
(Without Hamtaro characters)
Hamtaro- main character
Bijou- main love interest
Pashima- rival for main love interest
Oxnard and Sandy- side characters
Jamtaro- stupid clone that shows up in only one movie
wow. thats pretty good.
3:23 "Have you guessed it yet?"
*"NO."*
Hamtaro: You can meet him in the basement.
Me: So are you kidnapping me now or what. Cuz that sounds sketchy.
Me hearing "if you say so over and over again": *didn't need to know me, the punches that you throwing, you got to keep me focused. You want it say so*
''Jamtaro is up the basement just go up this ladder''
Him actually being in the basement pretending he's hamtaro while the real one is sitting there staring into plain air.
"Let's get together tonight for a little fun." Uhh... well, gee, milady... children don't exactly understand the concept of things that could easily have a double entendre at little Courtney's age. I can see how that would be awkward when you get older.
@Møchi's Coffee One word: whatever.
"milady" sounds like a neckbeard
Oh my god, Hamtaro was one of the most adorable shows I used to watch and the opening was stuck in my head for months! I kept singing it under my breath when I was around 7 years old or so.
I also still have my closed eye sitting Hamtaro figure with his carrier house! X3
“Inspirational, Classic, and actually reasonable for a kid back then”
-Random Person Watching
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
When you’re 2 days early.
How are you 2 days early when it is the 15th and this was uploaded on the 14th.
@@honkhonkclowns493 premiere
Here’s a game, take a shot every time she says “If you say soo”
i did this and then i threw up🤠
That was cute and funny and Bijou's roast at 15:36 was golden. I love and support you so keep up the good work!
"I messed up a little bit"
*a wild angy courtney has appeared!*
Ok 2 things
#1: “ except for this disaster” oh great another thing little Courtney made that you will probably have to show us (if you can) due to fans demanding it
#2: “my hamtaro oc pookie” if there is anything related to this oc like art or maybe comics like snt plz show us
There’s an old video of her and saki reacting to her old pookie adventures videos
Oh I didn’t know that thanks
It's always fun hearing you riff on stuff you made as a kid.
This brought back repressed memories of that time I made a "movie" with Littlest Pet Shop toys xD
Oh boy, oh boy. Hopefully this movie's less of a trainwreck than my artschool short animated film project thing... *I hate group projects even more because of it. And I dedicated hours of work into that shitstorm of a traditionally animated "masterpiece".*
6:02
*Captions: Damn Darling, Oh hi I’m Annie Tile, You Know Me and You’re Asking who Yampa*
I'm glad I gave this a watch.
10:38 and 14:42 were my favorite parts of this cinematic experience.
Kiss and make up....
How....umm-
Little Courtney here-
ummmmm.....
oof that 9 year old sure was cringy, I get the feeling that she grew up making videos about her sonic oc.
and sprite comix
If anyone ever confesses their love to me I will answer with: "Wow. That's pretty good".
Same here
I love you
@@fanpet3912 wow, that’s pretty good
Imagine you're confessing your feelings to your crush and it feels just like an anime, your hair is flowing in the wind and there are cherry blossoms flying around, your crush then says
"Wow, that's pretty good"
“I don’t want that clone drool in me” is crazyy 💀💀💀
OMG THAT HAMILTON REFERENCE WHEN JAMTARO’S IN THE “BASEMENT” AAAA edit: its at 6:36
*Jam* taro
*Ham* taro
Where in Hamilton is that referenced?
MarioSonic24601 idk
MarioSonic24601 the we know is part of a Hamilton song.
"Okaaaay, if you say so!"
10/10 movie, riveting plot, great romance story, engaging characters and stakes!
Actually gotta admit, it's adorable. It's like seeing your old fanfics. Haha! Favorite part was... THE TEETER TOTTER SCANDAL!
This just slapped me back into my little seven year old brain of making something exactly like this but with another thing.
I can't recall what I used, only that my parents repeatedly interrupted the third clip to point I gave up and never did it again.
Though it's very old, and I can see why it would be cringy to look back on making this, I find the entire film quite adorable, though there are several mistakes, learning from said mistakes will always bring talent. Just the innocent fun we've all had messing around with Toys like this, and inevitably recording a very random film at some point in our lives is so fun to look back on, because you will always remember the times when things weren't so hard, and you could just mess around with tiny plastic hamsters all day.
What is meant to be happening on the wheel: Running
What everyone with a dirty mind hears: Sex noises
haha, that's me.
@Møchi's Coffee
you know, i cant change my freaking mind.
hEhEyAhEhAhO
Young you is so wholesome.
What in the world happened?
everything
I love the constant line of freakin’ missingno at the top. I also like “if you say so.”
Whoever says “Missingno” is a Pokémon fan
This makes me want to say that this is one of the cutest of partially lost media. It is sad we don’t know what was the lost part of SNT’s Hamtaro “Movie”.
"I'll be your boyfriend!! :D"
"No =3="
*[insert sad, tiny violin sounds]*
I like how nobody's talking about the random Dingo Pictures sound effect and I'm the only one noticing it.
"Oh boy, shots of a dirty CARPET! :D"
-Courtney 2020
Her when she was 9: * Makes movie when 9*
Me when I was nine: * Draws Circle* “. Quality..”
Same
*Ah yes, I keep my slave hamster in the basement, UP THIS LADDER.*
-Hamtaro
Pookie? That reminds me of club penguin! I would go into the coffee shop and penguins would be going *FrEe PoOkIe* And if you didn’t meet these requirements You weren’t a *ReAl PoOkIe*
-Your penguin HAD to be yellow
-you had to wear cute clothes and accessories
-you had to do baby talk like replacing random words, mainly r, with w
If someone wanted to adopt you, they would say “I adopt u!” And throw a snowball at you
You would then go to their igloo and pretty much do a family rp, sometimes with full families!
Ahh.... those times were amazing
I also remember in the school if someone else was the teacher, I would block them, or as club penguin called it “ignoring” them and then sit on the chair and teach. Nobody questioned it. I also remember getting “banned” for “saying a bad word” probably a glitch that made a random ban. Devastated for days. XD
"Let's get together tonight for a little fun~."
The immediate JonTron response machine in my head: "Wait what!"
I don't like this going
STOP
If I ever get married, I'm gonna say "wow, that's pretty good" as my vows.
No one:
Not even a soul
Not even James Charles:
Hamster: *_HELLO_*
9:59
Courtney: OH BOY!! SHOTS OF A DIRTY CARPET!!!!
Video: He’s in the basement
Me: OH HECK NO
This vid is 2 years old, but I want you to know you made my childhood. Yes, I actually saw your old animations, most notably the old Sonic stuff with SNT before you made your vid reading your old Sonic comics. You’re a really great person and it’s nice to see how big you’ve gotten and how SNT got her own VTuber!
I found this adorable makes me wonder what my baby brother will make when he is older
1:50
Oooh ahhhh
Me: **bursts out laughing like a maniac**
I swear this is the show where someone responded to “what are you wearing” with an apron, right?
Yes
Nacho Ninja no, it’s another show with a similar looking hamster
That's Ebichu
When I was about 7 or 8 years old, my friend told me about Hamtaro, and sence I had a hamster named Lily, I decided it was a great idea to make a comic called Cage Escape, where Hamtaro and Lily escape their cage and go on crazy adventures that take them around the world. I made a total of 3 comics. One went to Pairs, another to Hawaii, and the last place I think was Antarctica? I still have the comics to this day.
4:49 My little sister said “Aww a kitten”
*me* ooh what's this thing
*Also me* oh, I'll wait next two days then
"you can meet him in the *basement* . just go *up* this *ladder* ." most confusing sentence ever.
Jamtaro: LeTs KiSs AnD mAkE uP
Courtney: oh boy phashmina is getting kidnapped, and nobody cares!