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  • @CaptChrispy
    @CaptChrispy 3 года назад +836

    Woods driving home with a spear in his car-
    Officer: "Do you have any weapons in the car?"
    Woods: "Define 'weapon'."

  • @annadregne6141
    @annadregne6141 3 года назад +508

    Matt: “Oh my gosh that would so kill you.”
    Woods: “Good”
    All viewers: *concern for woods increased*

  • @jaydenhalpain8580
    @jaydenhalpain8580 3 года назад +349

    Woods: I do feel everyone is looking at me.
    Everyone else: That is because millions of people are currently looking at you.

  • @chunkyjelly2575
    @chunkyjelly2575 3 года назад +266

    Everybody else I'mma get a gun to protect me
    Woods:this is sparta

  • @TheVixenn96
    @TheVixenn96 2 года назад +30

    Woods simultaneously brings everything and nothing to this show and I love that

  • @allyssadanieli5951
    @allyssadanieli5951 3 года назад +196

    Personalized beer is the most frat boy wedding thing ever... my cousin would totally do that lol

  • @mishyxD863
    @mishyxD863 3 года назад +324

    Am I the only one who thinks Woods actually kinda pulls off those tank tops?

    • @jameshamaker9321
      @jameshamaker9321 3 года назад +9

      I noticed that too.

    • @david2.065
      @david2.065 3 года назад +17

      I can already see the fanfic cogwheels turning in some of the viewers

    • @mishyxD863
      @mishyxD863 3 года назад +2

      @@david2.065 oh boy...

    • @BOOST_sounds
      @BOOST_sounds 3 года назад

      yes

  • @kimberlylaber9127
    @kimberlylaber9127 3 года назад +961

    U all need to do a "things Karen's would buy" video!!

    • @pixelbird8327
      @pixelbird8327 3 года назад +18

      *gasp* yessssssssssssss

    • @graal9589
      @graal9589 3 года назад +7

      Yessss

    • @jessicagemma1234
      @jessicagemma1234 3 года назад +4

      Yesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese

    • @41tinman41
      @41tinman41 3 года назад +11

      A "Live Love Laugh" poster, decorative sticker, or wooden thing.

    • @JacksBracket
      @JacksBracket 3 года назад +2

      @@41tinman41 Exactly

  • @NAHINNN6
    @NAHINNN6 3 года назад +289

    Matt: "that would so kill you"
    Woods: "good"
    Woods baby no

    • @_eden318_
      @_eden318_ 3 года назад +6

      TiMe StAMp
      Edit- nvm found it- 16:02

    • @benward1402
      @benward1402 3 года назад +3

      @@_eden318_ the bit about the spear I think. Cba to find the time

  • @jaydenhalpain8580
    @jaydenhalpain8580 3 года назад +80

    Tanner: Whoever eats this has problems.
    Also Tanner: Currently eating the cereal.

  • @dracoargentum9783
    @dracoargentum9783 3 года назад +18

    Damn it, Woods always buys the stuff I want: A while back he bought a sword, no he's buying spears. Next he'll probably buy a shield.

  • @ayabongakhumalo1967
    @ayabongakhumalo1967 3 года назад +47

    I have never been more excited then when I heard that Tanner plays dnd

    • @pixelbird8327
      @pixelbird8327 3 года назад +1

      dnd? What does that stand for?

    • @ayabongakhumalo1967
      @ayabongakhumalo1967 3 года назад +1

      @@pixelbird8327 dungeons and dragons

    • @pixelbird8327
      @pixelbird8327 3 года назад +1

      @@ayabongakhumalo1967 ohh thanks man

    • @buddy_oakes
      @buddy_oakes 3 года назад

      I thought the same thing XD he’s now even more my favorite

    • @dimonddefender567
      @dimonddefender567 3 года назад +1

      Now I want him to do a dnd series

  • @kaydenharmon3181
    @kaydenharmon3181 3 года назад +244

    I loved this episode with Mac, Tyler, and Wyatt😅

  • @Remnant236
    @Remnant236 3 года назад +18

    3:55 matt sends the undercover cop another drop 🤣

  • @LuckyStone888
    @LuckyStone888 3 года назад +106

    Matt: "How are you going to take it home?"
    Woods: "On my motorcycle."
    If you watched Woods vlogs you would be laughing.

    • @loadingjumpscare
      @loadingjumpscare 3 года назад +2

      I looked away for a second when you had 3 lights now you have 9 that was magic

    • @loadingjumpscare
      @loadingjumpscare 3 года назад +2

      Make it 11 ;-;

    • @LuckyStone888
      @LuckyStone888 3 года назад

      @@loadingjumpscare now if the TERRIBLE videos i made got this many likes. Probably need to stop making terrible videos. Nah, gotta go with my strength

    • @HashirEasa
      @HashirEasa 2 года назад +1

      what even is going on

  • @ArunothaiJ
    @ArunothaiJ 3 года назад +11

    6:17 sees Tanners WHITE shoulders…. Instantly thinks to spongebob movie meme “BALD BALD BALD, MY EYES!”

  • @wafflelife6028
    @wafflelife6028 3 года назад +93

    “You could play a speech from Stalin” -Tanner

    • @shalolly4310
      @shalolly4310 3 года назад +2

      That surprised me. Stalin was horrible.

    • @wafflelife6028
      @wafflelife6028 3 года назад

      @@shalolly4310 tanner communist?

    • @Joseph_Stalin5
      @Joseph_Stalin5 3 года назад

      @@shalolly4310 no he isnt.

    • @Phoenix_Totems
      @Phoenix_Totems 3 года назад +1

      @@wafflelife6028 Stalin is a meme

    • @Kenjiiscool
      @Kenjiiscool 3 года назад

      @@shalolly4310 dude, they make jokes in their videos.

  • @ThatZebruhGuy
    @ThatZebruhGuy 3 года назад +7

    Matthias is actually a pretty good actor lol. I loved when he walked in with the suit case and he didn't break character lol.

  • @summergirlinparis
    @summergirlinparis 3 года назад +151

    So seriously when did Matt get a doggo

    • @alexnick8383
      @alexnick8383 3 года назад +4

      Same thoughtsssss

    • @C_Liaxx
      @C_Liaxx 3 года назад +7

      who cares when he got it, its a doggo its cute lol

    • @cottoncandy2591
      @cottoncandy2591 3 года назад

      I want to know what kind of doggo it is

    • @rachelma4714
      @rachelma4714 3 года назад +3

      @@cottoncandy2591 possibly a greyhound?

    • @sheriodom851
      @sheriodom851 3 года назад

      @@C_Liaxx I want know it’s name

  • @getbruhhed6537
    @getbruhhed6537 3 года назад +28

    The title caught me WAAY off guard lol

    • @Blssd18
      @Blssd18 3 года назад +2

      I didn’t even see the male in the title till i saw this comment🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @Random-Anonymous
    @Random-Anonymous 3 года назад +22

    The fact that Woods was so happy to get his spear is both hilarious and mildly concerning…

  • @Chronically_JK
    @Chronically_JK 3 года назад +5

    “Alright lil dude welcome to uncle chads crib, mini fridges over there help yourself I’m just gonna go pop a few games of fortnite and when I’m done I’ll show you how to shotgun a redbull”
    Riley: otay

  • @tollish
    @tollish 3 года назад +121

    Burglar: *breaks in*
    Woods: *runs in with spear* "YOU DUN GOOFED B****"
    Burglar: *cries*
    Also side note: companies cannot sharpen things before shipment. It's illegal. You have to sharpen it yourself.

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 3 года назад +8

      Its not illegal sharp tools are allowed to be shipped you just need to declare it and have special permission. why do you think you can buy knives on amazon and ebay

    • @brineydogg
      @brineydogg 3 года назад +2

      @@shadowxxe u can buy knifes on amazon

    • @robertoandrade5692
      @robertoandrade5692 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @brianorozco1074
      @brianorozco1074 3 года назад

      A spear with a DIY spearhead

    • @trans_boy_kole7640
      @trans_boy_kole7640 3 года назад +2

      My hairdressing scissors arrived so sharp I cut my damn hand opening the packet they were in. 9 damn stitches

  • @JustMe_360
    @JustMe_360 3 года назад +18

    The three of them in tanks was just the best idk why 😂😂
    And Jax is adorable

  • @Edits_R_Us
    @Edits_R_Us 3 года назад +7

    Tanner: you robbed the wrong village
    Start crying because of all the GG memories

  • @xility5035
    @xility5035 3 года назад +13

    Why does it look like Matt isnt a dad, but Tanner does?😂

  • @jaynjenskids2665
    @jaynjenskids2665 3 года назад +15

    "Take it to dnd?"
    -matt
    HMMMMM i may or may nit be playing dnd in a min lol

  • @sophianecci566
    @sophianecci566 3 года назад +95

    In the beginning Matt looks like he is where’s wally in jail 😂

    • @bass.beats.basics
      @bass.beats.basics 3 года назад +7

      you means wheres waldo?

    • @sophianecci566
      @sophianecci566 3 года назад +2

      @@bass.beats.basics .-. Wut

    • @yourstruly4664
      @yourstruly4664 3 года назад +4

      I think that you probably don't live in the U.S. just based off that comment, basically its just the same thing

    • @bass.beats.basics
      @bass.beats.basics 3 года назад +2

      @@yourstruly4664 yeah

    • @sophianecci566
      @sophianecci566 3 года назад +4

      @@yourstruly4664 ohhh ok thanks lol I’m live in the uk 😂

  • @lullsbaby9321
    @lullsbaby9321 3 года назад +4

    Mac: Can you get arresed for that?
    Tyler: Nooo, what are they gonna do, arrest you?

  • @shea3954
    @shea3954 3 года назад +19

    “I’m gonna turn into a kitty.” - Tanner 2021 21:18

  • @drewtoust
    @drewtoust 3 года назад +10

    Matt's dog just be chilling

  • @babbajee2679
    @babbajee2679 3 года назад +110

    Can we just all appreciate that never EVER IN OUR LIVES! THAT WE HAVE SEEN A CHANNEL LIKE DOPE OR NOPE

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 3 года назад +5

      This channel downgraded a lot

    • @asad.saad.0
      @asad.saad.0 3 года назад +3

      @@Hgh38 I agree. I remember it like yesterday when the channel was called Matthias and he actually used to uploaded quality videos that, unlike now, were not bombarded with ads. I was there since 200k

    • @AssSensei
      @AssSensei 3 года назад +7

      @@asad.saad.0 Don't want ads? Go to the end of the video then press the replay button. Gets rid of the ads 😉

    • @asad.saad.0
      @asad.saad.0 3 года назад +2

      @@AssSensei that doesn't get rid of the ads, they all play at once I think, and anyways I don't get ads because I use something called RUclips Vanced which is only available through downloading an online APK and it has an option to disable ads. Many people don't have it and have to suffer watching ads. Regardless the quality of his videos has gone down significantly. Have a great day 😙.

    • @asad.saad.0
      @asad.saad.0 3 года назад +1

      @@AssSensei nvm, it does work but anyways the quality of the videos is down

  • @juliethepburn5351
    @juliethepburn5351 3 года назад +24

    i feel like woods is getting more into the groove of things each video he seems to be more and more like part of the group the first couple videos with him i feel like he didn’t talk much and was just there but now he’s really in it.👍🏼

  • @mallorylindberg8601
    @mallorylindberg8601 3 года назад +30

    Why have I not seen any comments about Matt knowing what a woman’s tank feels like? Have I just missed something

    • @littleminimonkey6195
      @littleminimonkey6195 3 года назад +1

      He married with two kids, what u expect. Clothes belong to both people in a relationship.🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @jeoq
    @jeoq 3 года назад +9

    Imagine this video was a prank and they just bought Woods’ house 😂

  • @NAT_B420
    @NAT_B420 3 года назад +10

    Woods sounds like that one Stoned guy in a slasher movie

  • @fs7671
    @fs7671 3 года назад +19

    Matt: Did you bring the drop?
    Me: Wrong channel Matt

    • @mura_saki
      @mura_saki 3 года назад +1

      He's tryna get his acting un-rusty lmao

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 3 года назад

      Tanner being confused, Woods getting flashbacks...

  • @aqsatabassum8636
    @aqsatabassum8636 3 года назад +6

    Ayayayay finally u guys uploaded I have been waiting all week impatiently

  • @erinfizer6262
    @erinfizer6262 3 года назад +1

    Taner driving home with the gun cane in his car officer:Do you have any weapons in your car, Taner describe weapons

  • @jenniferrussell1524
    @jenniferrussell1524 3 года назад +4

    Perfect timing on the Applebee's ad right after the "that's Vee" remark.

  • @david2.065
    @david2.065 3 года назад +1

    This video is exactly the level of meme that made this channel good in the first place. Love it!

  • @tabithaspence4125
    @tabithaspence4125 3 года назад +35

    I stand by Woods' decision and reasoning for the way he made his cheese cracker combo

    • @cottoncandy2591
      @cottoncandy2591 3 года назад +2

      Yeah I always do that, mainly because crackers make a mess and turn into powder when you bite into them, when you put the cracker in the middle it doesn't make a mess

    • @mura_saki
      @mura_saki 3 года назад +1

      @@cottoncandy2591 wouldn't it crumble anyway though? Woods made it like that because he prefers getting more of the meat at the bottom bite :v

  • @kendrrawr
    @kendrrawr 3 года назад +8

    I just want a whole video for Matt's dog so we get all the dog content

  • @mackenziemclean4833
    @mackenziemclean4833 3 года назад +5

    I love watching you guys, you make my day sooo much better. I have also been binge-watching all your videos.

  • @_Miana_
    @_Miana_ 2 года назад +1

    Plot twist: that beer briefcase is what Scott was carrying

  • @Cross_84
    @Cross_84 3 года назад +3

    Woods looks so happy with that spear

  • @jaydenhalpain8580
    @jaydenhalpain8580 3 года назад +2

    Matt: What is your snack of the day woods?
    Woods: Has a whole paragraph on what his snack is and like the back story of how his snack come to be.

  • @Wild-Sider
    @Wild-Sider 3 года назад +6

    The gun cain looks like what The Joker used in the Batman movie from the 80s

  • @AngelsPieceOfPeace
    @AngelsPieceOfPeace 3 года назад +5

    *Alpha Brain* 🅰️🧠
    "I'm gonna turn into a kitty!" 😹

  • @gjmorley_pokemon3053
    @gjmorley_pokemon3053 3 года назад +3

    nobody:
    Tanner the entire video: Th1s I5 So0 A1pHa Ma1e

  • @DjHazardous
    @DjHazardous 3 года назад +1

    *Finally another Dope or nope video been patiently waiting for this.*

  • @ForeignBrick
    @ForeignBrick 3 года назад +3

    Mac, Wyatt and Tyler is actually the best alternate names for them😂

  • @zarbinks192
    @zarbinks192 3 года назад +2

    Woods getting excited for a spear is so gold

  • @GusJustGus1
    @GusJustGus1 3 года назад +5

    Those cross fade close ups have a very “Tim & Eric” feel

  • @FflawedMetalhead
    @FflawedMetalhead 3 года назад +3

    Woods knows what's up! Cracker between the salami and cheese is a totally different experience - It also changes depending on if you go cheese-up or cheese-down.

  • @sonyakats28
    @sonyakats28 3 года назад +8

    hey Jacks:) that is one handsome dog, and he sure suits Matt well:)

  • @macmarcellus2432
    @macmarcellus2432 3 года назад +2

    Tanner: “we need to come up with our alpha names, Matt you’re gonna be Mac!”
    Me: “I AM ALPHA 😂”

  • @spacedout1515
    @spacedout1515 3 года назад +4

    I fist saw that thumbnail and I though the 863 series had started again. Can't wait for the 863 series to start again

  • @janinevanderberg1464
    @janinevanderberg1464 3 года назад +1

    I love how the first ad for this alpha male video was for pads XD

  • @charitysalgado4026
    @charitysalgado4026 3 года назад +6

    Woods reaction to tanners burp is me with my two siblings 🥲🥲

  • @WFoxPlays
    @WFoxPlays 3 года назад +1

    Yo guys I just joined as a member but I have been a subscriber for quite a long time! Thank you for making these videos for us guys and I personally love watching your videos.

  • @rockinraphael
    @rockinraphael 3 года назад +3

    Catching a burglar and harming him with a spear is one of the most alpha male things you can do

  • @SmoeKeyz
    @SmoeKeyz 3 года назад +1

    “How can i lagger i barely know her”😂😂💀

  • @lilithluna458
    @lilithluna458 3 года назад +7

    Woods covering himself up with a cushion when he feels uncomfortable is something I do 😂😂

  • @jaimesmith5625
    @jaimesmith5625 3 года назад +1

    seriously love this episode. Yall should have more like these.

  • @Lolalipps
    @Lolalipps 3 года назад +4

    3:46 Didn’t know we were on the 863 channel lol.

  • @brennansmo
    @brennansmo 3 года назад +1

    At time stamp 4.20 tanner just sniffs one of the beer bottles

  • @galaxythefox
    @galaxythefox 3 года назад +4

    Matt has to start a dog channel now with his dog. I have to see him do fun stuff with Jax.

  • @jojojolissa8334
    @jojojolissa8334 3 года назад +1

    “How could I lag-er if I hardly know her “ one of the funniest things he’s said

  • @bradybullard5681
    @bradybullard5681 3 года назад +4

    The one video where woods could’ve actually just gotten tools smh

  • @lyssar28
    @lyssar28 3 года назад

    Mac, Tyler, and Wyatt are the most jock names ever...I died😂😂😂
    Hi Jax!!!

  • @srikantaojha
    @srikantaojha 3 года назад +4

    love from dope or nope team ❤❤❤

  • @papermacheman2210
    @papermacheman2210 3 года назад +2

    I haven't watched these guys in years, good to know they're still great

  • @chancelost
    @chancelost 3 года назад +5

    Tanner, what is your character in dnd? You guys should do a dope or nope for dnd related products!

  • @SolarGuardian202
    @SolarGuardian202 9 месяцев назад +1

    Jax just biting the table 😂

  • @that1guy947
    @that1guy947 3 года назад +3

    Do 10 products to prepare you for summer, I know there was a similar video but now theres corona less products and its corona so yeah.

  • @whosstal
    @whosstal 3 года назад +1

    As a descendent of Jesse James, I approve of that cane

  • @Averyk31498
    @Averyk31498 3 года назад +3

    The Younger brothers that were in Jesse James’ gang are in my family. We have pictures of them in our family history book, my great grandpa before he passed last year knew a lot about them.

    • @Codename-Hades
      @Codename-Hades 3 года назад

      I'm legitimately related by blood to Belle Starr 🙂

  • @tiawilcox2077
    @tiawilcox2077 3 года назад +2

    why did i laugh so much when matt realised the dog was eating the table 😂
    im that sad i find matt realising the dog was eating a table funny

  • @evat1469
    @evat1469 3 года назад +3

    For the next video y’all should do the most unsatisfying thing we could find

  • @mrfunnygreen
    @mrfunnygreen 3 года назад +1

    I started dying when he smelled the keto cereal... "uuuh, ok" lmaooo

  • @operationchimera-lion7898
    @operationchimera-lion7898 3 года назад +10

    Next video: Top 10 products Russians would definitely use

    • @brianorozco1074
      @brianorozco1074 3 года назад +1

      First product: Bear
      Second product: Vodka
      Third product: The people’s pistol
      Fourth product: Potatoes
      Fifth product: AK-47s

    • @operationchimera-lion7898
      @operationchimera-lion7898 3 года назад +1

      @@brianorozco1074 the people’s pistol

    • @BobMonkeypimp
      @BobMonkeypimp 3 года назад +1

      @@brianorozco1074 You forgot potatoes and AK-47s.

    • @ahsangamer2745
      @ahsangamer2745 3 года назад +1

      @@brianorozco1074 LMAO 🤣🤣

  • @Buffy5280
    @Buffy5280 3 года назад

    Haven’t even watched yet but liked immediately. Dope or nope drops content, intsa like.

  • @meowsforlife2179
    @meowsforlife2179 3 года назад +17

    Are you still responding within the first 30 mins like the old days?
    Also still happy to see how far this channel has come over the years

  • @crashawashere
    @crashawashere Год назад

    Tanner should've got more credit for the part where he goes "what's the chances its pumpernickel bread" because I genuinely can't stop laughing.

  • @zachking4856
    @zachking4856 3 года назад +60

    It’s hard to believe that these people out of everyone is making a video about masculinity

  • @riley2815
    @riley2815 3 года назад +2

    tanner: sees beer bottle smells it

  • @Znieexe
    @Znieexe 3 года назад +6

    "Shut up Tyler"
    - Mac 2021

  • @b.sizzle
    @b.sizzle 3 года назад +1

    woods is so happy about his spear🥺 it’s so heartwarming

  • @selo9307
    @selo9307 3 года назад +8

    3:47
    Matt: do you have the drop?
    Woods: *gets 863 flashbacks*

  • @boyaman1
    @boyaman1 3 года назад +3

    You should do an entire episode on 3D printed products!! 😎

  • @sharayutelange
    @sharayutelange 3 года назад +1

    A very Tanner moment in Tyler body - 'pumpernickel bread' 😂

  • @ratedshots45
    @ratedshots45 3 года назад +4

    Do a video "10 things from a random word generator"

  • @kenzieedwards4706
    @kenzieedwards4706 3 года назад +2

    the fact that while y’all were talking about a clipboard i said “ search megaphone “ lmfaooo

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 3 года назад +3

    The mac wyatt and Tyler show

  • @jordanthebeast3618
    @jordanthebeast3618 3 года назад +1

    Thanks dope or nope for helping me through depression 😅

  • @Vellerdium
    @Vellerdium 3 года назад +4

    I want to see someone use the toothbrush in the background

    • @jamesjdog
      @jamesjdog 3 года назад +1

      I believe Tanner used a similar Toothbrush on "Top Ten Largest Products that Actually Work".. Or something like that.

  • @population6916
    @population6916 3 года назад +1

    Nobody:...
    Nobody at all:...
    Woods simps when he puts on the tank top:😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍😍🥰😍😲🤤

  • @keitatakahashi5351
    @keitatakahashi5351 3 года назад +3

    It would be funny to go to those shifty 20 products for "x" blogs and attempt to find equivalent products on wish And see who gets the closest for the lowest budget

  • @kuhelichakraborty2868
    @kuhelichakraborty2868 3 года назад +2

    Matt has a dog now?
    I love him even more now