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  • Markiplier visits the Bon Appétit Test Kitchen to make Eggs In Purgatory with Carla Music. Can he follow along using verbal instructions only?
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    Markiplier Tries to Keep Up with a Professional Chef | Back-to-Back Chef | Bon Appétit

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @spacevermin8378
    @spacevermin8378 4 года назад +7132

    Someone should've warned this lady that Mark is a force of destruction

    • @darn9717
      @darn9717 4 года назад +27

      Ikr

    • @maryl1129
      @maryl1129 4 года назад +12

      Frrrr lmao

    • @Jukeboxinc
      @Jukeboxinc 4 года назад +31

      Ya, she looked kinda scared- 🤣

    • @KingBongHogger
      @KingBongHogger 4 года назад +98

      She was awesome though. I'm glad they didn't get some humorless stiff chef for this.

    • @loganentertainment1814
      @loganentertainment1814 4 года назад +4

      Without a doubt. :) XD

  • @martinleonstandup
    @martinleonstandup 4 года назад +2610

    This was everything I hoped it would be. Loved how Carla sassed right back at Mark, no problem.

    • @zeeanon9830
      @zeeanon9830 4 года назад +247

      she's so good at adapting to the energy the guest provides, what an amazing host

    • @kyndramb7050
      @kyndramb7050 4 года назад +12

      He's about the same maturity as her young son, so it makes sense! Lol!

  • @mstickney6612
    @mstickney6612 4 года назад +3838

    Mark: "I'm not LEGALLY allowed to say that!"
    Carla: "Ah, I am not BOUND by such RESTRICTIONS!"

    • @AnGeL-xi1bs
      @AnGeL-xi1bs 4 года назад +7

      i want to like your comment but i see that i would have ruined something beautiful

    • @sweetnuthin
      @sweetnuthin 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, 690 likes
      *nice*

    • @thenacho6354
      @thenacho6354 4 года назад +12

      I don't have such weakness

    • @mmmtacobaguette4714
      @mmmtacobaguette4714 3 года назад +5

      @@thenacho6354 you were not bound by such RESTRICTIONS.

    • @crashvds777
      @crashvds777 3 года назад +1

      She nailed heist with markiplier right away 😂

  • @doorlord1521
    @doorlord1521 4 года назад +6441

    “You’re competitive”
    “No, nuh-uh”
    *my sizzle was better*

    • @searlaitnise
      @searlaitnise 4 года назад +4

      Charles Moreland lol

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад +13

      @@searlaitnise The "no nuh-uh" for for ironic effect :D

    • @lyshussey2471
      @lyshussey2471 3 года назад

      Totally off topic but I LOVE UR PROFILE PIC

  • @ckgaming9721
    @ckgaming9721 4 года назад +6770

    Mark: laughs menacingly when he hears he gets to tear the leaves off the basil plant
    Basil plant: *chuckles* I’m in danger

  • @myerklamb8529
    @myerklamb8529 4 года назад +5057

    "Is it like choose your own adventure?"
    "I'm not legally allowed to say that."
    Literally the only time in history that Mark has held his tongue on camera

    • @Horst_Radish
      @Horst_Radish 4 года назад +55

      I half expected him to say, but yes

    • @smile--
      @smile-- 4 года назад +7

      *expected

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 4 года назад +8

      Why isn't he legally allowed to?

    • @splintercat
      @splintercat 4 года назад +66

      @@MrGamelover23 My guess would be that term is copyrighted.

    • @andrester88
      @andrester88 4 года назад +5

      @@MrGamelover23
      It's just mark being cheeky about things.

  • @itsmerobyn1371
    @itsmerobyn1371 4 года назад +3330

    “Mark this is where you’re suppose to compliment her back”
    “Why would I.. mines better”

    • @Joel-tv7jw
      @Joel-tv7jw 4 года назад +61

      S A V A G E

    • @Ezra-wp1oc
      @Ezra-wp1oc 4 года назад +17

      S A V A G E

    • @Vorexia
      @Vorexia 4 года назад +18

      I thought they meant that he should compliment her *back*.... why?

    • @cherry_blooms
      @cherry_blooms 4 года назад +11

      S A V A G E

    • @danniton9831
      @danniton9831 4 года назад +2

      @@Vorexia I thought so too lol.

  • @izzyolsson5269
    @izzyolsson5269 4 года назад +2368

    Markiplier: "I'm a tosser"
    Australians: "heheheheh..."

    • @mlagv4045
      @mlagv4045 4 года назад +75

      Don’t worry, this made the South Africans also raise some brows. 😂😂

    • @Wraith101
      @Wraith101 4 года назад +24

      I thought he did it intentionally at first hahahaha

    • @squirrel9544
      @squirrel9544 4 года назад +93

      That's a British word, but we'll let you borrow it.

    • @Slimegoose
      @Slimegoose 4 года назад +30

      What does it mean? Is it an innuendo? English is not my first language.

    • @LuxanderReal
      @LuxanderReal 4 года назад +17

      I'm American and even I laughed XD

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 4 года назад +794

    "Markiplier tries to keep up with a professional chef"
    Me, thinking about the Markiplier Makes series: Oh no...

    • @GamerGirl0120-w2g
      @GamerGirl0120-w2g 4 года назад +17

      Good thing there was no "when I was a child I couldnt afford..."

    • @AuroraSkull
      @AuroraSkull 4 года назад

      Oh *yes*

    • @lucianoariasduval
      @lucianoariasduval 4 года назад

      @@GamerGirl0120-w2g What do you mean? he probably made something similar to this dish over "The Brick".

  • @tkjm94
    @tkjm94 4 года назад +158

    Carla's people skills really came through on this one. She really makes the guests feel comfortable, even with such different personalities.

  • @SqweakySqwizard
    @SqweakySqwizard 4 года назад +138

    Mark honestly did so well here, you can tell how hard he was actually trying to listen to her

    • @florpleborp2275
      @florpleborp2275 4 года назад +5

      Col Judging by his Markiplier Makes, he was probably trying really hard to not smash everything to smithereens on instinct lol

  • @IcedVen
    @IcedVen 4 года назад +387

    Markiplier spanking his tomatoes while Carla is just trying to make some go t dam eggs is so funny

  • @007MrYang
    @007MrYang 4 года назад +636

    I'm not even a Markiplier fan and I can tell that he knows how to slice his bread.

    • @sarapearl2384
      @sarapearl2384 4 года назад +33

      I'm not sure what this means but I really wanna know if my assumptions are correct

    • @chimmy1161
      @chimmy1161 4 года назад +42

      Sara Pearl pretty sure ninja was on this show and he sliced his bread wrong

    • @sarapearl2384
      @sarapearl2384 4 года назад +1

      @@chimmy1161 ooooh, thanks for that, I was hella confused

    • @ericafey8958
      @ericafey8958 4 года назад +4

      Id guess he tears it to smithereens

  • @robintarket6844
    @robintarket6844 4 года назад +189

    This sold for me a thought that I had years ago when I first encountered Mark:
    This man is fluent in hyperbole.

  • @chiot2875
    @chiot2875 4 года назад +1623

    "this is the part where you compliment her back"
    "..why would i"

    • @nahbro3965
      @nahbro3965 4 года назад +5

      was that Ethan?

    • @comicadam9308
      @comicadam9308 4 года назад +3

      @@nahbro3965 yes it was lol

    • @AetherHuntrax3036
      @AetherHuntrax3036 4 года назад

      @@nahbro3965 No, it was Rusty Ward. A senior producer for Bon Appetit. Says right there in the video.

    • @AetherHuntrax3036
      @AetherHuntrax3036 4 года назад

      @@comicadam9308 No it wasn't. It was Rusty Ward.

    • @ethanrae8692
      @ethanrae8692 4 года назад

      Whoever made the video spelled "compliment" wrong too.

  • @elineclaeys8226
    @elineclaeys8226 4 года назад +1311

    of course Mark can cook, he’s A MAN THAT OWNS 5 OVENS!

    • @elineclaeys8226
      @elineclaeys8226 4 года назад +73

      Michael Zefanya must be why he wanted to spank the tomatoes😆

    • @silentj624
      @silentj624 4 года назад +39

      I love how communities connect!

    • @sof_85
      @sof_85 4 года назад +2

      eline claeys HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @VictoryandHope
      @VictoryandHope 4 года назад +2

      Hahahaha

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 4 года назад +2

      @@silentj624 same!

  • @avalerionbass
    @avalerionbass 4 года назад +737

    I love how she talks to him like he's a little kid but just barely smart enough to know that knives are sharp and cooking is hot.

  • @Faildarkness
    @Faildarkness 4 года назад +115

    Mark really is an angel, I love how he clarified he was joking the entire time at the end. A lot of people tend to think that everyone knows and understand sarcasm, that's why I love Mark because he made sure to tell everyone that he was only joking!
    An amazing dude.

  • @aquwuh
    @aquwuh 4 года назад +413

    nobody:
    Markiplier looking at basil plant:
    *evil laughter with menacing look in eyes*

  • @NauticalSoapGAME
    @NauticalSoapGAME 4 года назад +46

    I love how innocent he looks at the beginning. That's how people lower the guard before his craziness hits ;)

  • @sierramarie2670
    @sierramarie2670 4 года назад +433

    Nobody:
    Mark choking out the basil: I can *END* this mans career rn

  • @brandonkreber444
    @brandonkreber444 3 года назад +31

    “Just use like half of the lemon”
    Mark: screams aggressively as he squeezes in the whole lemon

  • @sindre.
    @sindre. 4 года назад +892

    “I’m a tosser”
    - _Markiplier 2020_

    • @evighvitveis
      @evighvitveis 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @sonnypurwanto
      @sonnypurwanto 4 года назад +15

      "Whoa i see you like to taussy toss"
      -brad

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 4 года назад +2

      A distant relative of Toss Boy

    • @go7cha459
      @go7cha459 4 года назад

      That floored me. I actually slipped and fell laughing.

  • @marianabg5171
    @marianabg5171 4 года назад +2915

    I need to see julien solomita in this show!!

    • @finnion.7387
      @finnion.7387 4 года назад +133

      Please. I'll sign a petition if I have to.

    • @JamesonWilde
      @JamesonWilde 4 года назад +79

      Oh my God. That would be wild.

    • @soupdad5379
      @soupdad5379 4 года назад +191

      Him and brad also?? the absolute chaos that would happen in that kitchen

    • @hazelnutspred3348
      @hazelnutspred3348 4 года назад +82

      @@soupdad5379 omg him and brad on its alive would be amazing, brad can teach him just like he taught orville peck

    • @NEOSAP
      @NEOSAP 4 года назад +3

      Yes!

  • @SuperPurplePancakes
    @SuperPurplePancakes 4 года назад +74

    Basil: *exists*
    Mark: Peace was never an option

  • @pronyCJ
    @pronyCJ 4 года назад +205

    we absolutely stan the patience that carla has. Love her so much

  • @madelynephinney2457
    @madelynephinney2457 4 года назад +53

    “How would you *RATE* yourself as a cook?”
    “ *SCRAPPY* ”

  • @kaffe_te2254
    @kaffe_te2254 4 года назад +168

    Now I know what’s the secret to all professionals dishes is : ᔕᗩᒪT

    • @DandamanV
      @DandamanV 4 года назад

      Your S fell over. Here you go (。・ω・。)ノ S

    • @LokiToxtrocity
      @LokiToxtrocity 4 года назад

      It is.

  • @gyrosbounty5566
    @gyrosbounty5566 4 года назад +160

    Ninja: ruins a loaf of bread and a whole avocado
    Mark: *SMOOSHES GARLIC*

  • @GeoffreyAlan
    @GeoffreyAlan 4 года назад +560

    It’s tragic that we won’t have all this Carla content going forward while she works on her next cookbook.
    But happy for her that she’s able to have the flexibility to take time away to create something she loves.

    • @CosmeticFanatic
      @CosmeticFanatic 4 года назад +10

      When will she be back? And how did you find out this info?

    • @karl_franks
      @karl_franks 4 года назад +56

      her tweets said she’s carrying on doing videos though, she’s just changed titles so she no longer manages other people and can spend that time elsewhere (ie writing her book)

    • @katychristensen393
      @katychristensen393 4 года назад +25

      She said she is still doing videos and will still be doing back to back chef.

    • @NotSilent_
      @NotSilent_ 4 года назад

      Twitter

    • @br0dy32
      @br0dy32 4 года назад +1

      Petition for Chris to take over!

  • @janigmatic
    @janigmatic 4 года назад +25

    Mark: *firmly grasps entire basil plant*
    Basil plant: I'm in danger

  • @Chilledon
    @Chilledon 4 года назад +723

    Okay can we have brad host this please.
    “then put some wourder in and give a little tossy-toss”

    • @-Sirens-
      @-Sirens- 4 года назад +42

      I love Carla but brad would be a very funny host for this show lol

    • @ericaw528
      @ericaw528 4 года назад +18

      Gotta crush the garlic and let that *alison* develop.

    • @andreaflores4651
      @andreaflores4651 4 года назад +35

      Maybe Brad should host for 1 episode and Carla could follow his instructions.

    • @Chilledon
      @Chilledon 4 года назад +1

      Andrea Flores amazing idea

    • @GothicalDarkAngel
      @GothicalDarkAngel 4 года назад +2

      Hahahahahahahahahaha. Tossy-toss. I totally read this as Brad.

  • @clayrdean
    @clayrdean 4 года назад +624

    "I'm a tosser!" --- The most accurate statement Markiplier has ever uttered.

  • @tl9888
    @tl9888 4 года назад +130

    This would've been even more carnage if Brad was involved.

  • @klad2860
    @klad2860 4 года назад +76

    11:48
    Mark: *Your going to the shadow realm, basil plant.*

  • @liddiyuh
    @liddiyuh 4 года назад +354

    everyone’s fear of salt really comes out on this show😂

    • @amya8316
      @amya8316 4 года назад +19

      lydia lol true!! 😂. I also think to myself, “really, that much?” Clearly I’ve been under salting my whole life

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 года назад

      😁😁😁

    • @tuila3
      @tuila3 4 года назад +5

      Salt makes you retain water. So it's ok to under salt your food 😊

    • @daemonskycloak6818
      @daemonskycloak6818 4 года назад +4

      I actually can’t stand too much salt. I can taste every bit of it. I prefer to over pepper my food and I find it a lot harder to overdo pepper.

  • @maelstrumyes3595
    @maelstrumyes3595 4 года назад +87

    The fact that she was complementing Mark and were all waiting for his turn to complement
    Mark: "NO"

  • @_ktcbg3097
    @_ktcbg3097 4 года назад +61

    Little does she know she's dealing with a man who owns FIVE OVENS

  • @pumpkinbumpkin767
    @pumpkinbumpkin767 3 года назад +35

    This Mark guy is funny, he should start a youtube channel

  • @Arberin
    @Arberin 4 года назад +892

    At last a guest with some common sense. Bet he even knows how to slice bread too.

    • @i_shoot_stuff
      @i_shoot_stuff 4 года назад +13

      like putting his hand in his pocket repeatedly

    • @TPixelAdventures
      @TPixelAdventures 4 года назад +19

      his cutting technique is a litttttle bit unsafe though.
      his fingers are pointing outwards to the knife instead of safely tucked away XD

    • @joelkennedy2701
      @joelkennedy2701 4 года назад +6

      Antoni perowski was pretty much exactly like hers.

    • @thealphas1
      @thealphas1 4 года назад +5

      Trieste08 pfffffft who cares about safety am I right

    • @PyrotechNick77
      @PyrotechNick77 4 года назад +15

      Ok but did you see how he squeezed the lemons???

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 3 года назад +8

    7:37
    Mark's brain: YeAh, YoU cLoSe!?!?

  • @purplepianoist88
    @purplepianoist88 2 года назад +5

    I love how casually she handles his energy. Also she explains things verbally so well!

  • @ragnvindrdiluc
    @ragnvindrdiluc 3 года назад +10

    Mark 2020: hates tutorials
    Mark 2021: “I should’ve watched the tutorial!”

  • @mrogilvie
    @mrogilvie 4 года назад +79

    Mark: How much salt is in this?
    Carla: Yes

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 4 года назад

      My mum made my family have reduced salt to make sure we don't get blood probs like my dads family
      After our "sodium diet" KFC was like poison to me..

  • @APersonTM
    @APersonTM 4 года назад +108

    *“mark this is where you compliment her back”*

  • @drkmercenary
    @drkmercenary 4 года назад +148

    "I'm a tosser." - Mark Edward Fischbach

  • @diamondkonk1196
    @diamondkonk1196 4 года назад +118

    Ah yes, the thing mark is most memorable for, a heist with markiplier

    • @brianmchaney7473
      @brianmchaney7473 4 года назад +1

      Gotta rep the latest project. It probably didn't get quite as much engagement as they hoped it would.

    • @kimbrolyy
      @kimbrolyy 4 года назад

      I'm sure they choose what gets promoted in videos themselves soo

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 4 года назад

      ... Actors do media appearances to promote new movies when they come out. That's why this video exists.

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 4 года назад +1

      So actors are almost always introduced as the star of their most recent film, which they are there to promote. Not their most memorable film. Example: Robert Downey Jr is currently being introduced in interviews as the star of "Dolittle", not "Iron Man".

  • @honkforniallhoran
    @honkforniallhoran 4 года назад +15

    Mark: I know how to smash things
    *flashbacks of Getting Over It*

  • @pharaohg9710
    @pharaohg9710 4 года назад +131

    I would love to see Claire do this with jackcepticeye her lack of patience would make it awesome

    • @stevibee
      @stevibee 4 года назад +18

      PharaohG I would pay actual dollars to see Ethan with Claire 😂

    • @katk7505
      @katk7505 4 года назад +4

      @@stevibee oh poor claire 😂

    • @Draukagrissah
      @Draukagrissah 4 года назад +5

      @@stevibee Mark who has worked with Ethan for years: "Could you try to reign in your ADD for ONE SECOND!?"
      Claire who has no such experience: "CNN reporting - Yes we're here tonight at the Bon Appetit Test Kitchen where the first RUclipsr on RUclipsr homicide has just taken place"

  • @MWCruiser
    @MWCruiser 4 года назад +3140

    “Half a lemon”
    Mark: “whole lemon? Got it.”
    Edit: this incredibly unfunny comment got nearly 1k likes. pogs

    • @perplexedferret
      @perplexedferret 4 года назад +42

      Who needs a drink when you can add lemonade right into the food! Mark is using his big brain.

    • @ikkibestboi
      @ikkibestboi 4 года назад +4

      300th like

    • @benjikohoss8069
      @benjikohoss8069 4 года назад +10

      He's my kind of chef. With lemons and garlic, either gimme a nice zest that compliments the other flavors, or put in so much that it kicks me in the face when I eat it because I want to actually TASTE it.

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 года назад +11

      She was very gentle when she described his as “lemon-y” and not “oh god all I can taste is lemon”

    • @heliophiliastudios7702
      @heliophiliastudios7702 4 года назад

      i mean u just lifted a scene and put it into words thus it is the FUNNI

  • @audreydoyle5268
    @audreydoyle5268 4 года назад +102

    "Now we're gonna add more salt"
    My blood pressure: ⬆️⚠️‼

  • @ariqfauzan4982
    @ariqfauzan4982 4 года назад +26

    "you just wanna tear the basil leaves..."
    mark : "RIP AND TEAR"

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 года назад +6

    Mark being a brat compilation:
    0:42, 1:16, 1:48, 2:38, 3:29, 4:04, 4:40, 9:46, 10:53, 12:46
    P.s. Carla is an angel, I love her

  • @pijl
    @pijl 4 года назад +75

    Carla: we wanna make saucy things happen
    Mark: s a u c y t h i n g s :0

  • @Night_Rose_94
    @Night_Rose_94 4 года назад +99

    Man.. This guy is funny, he should start a RUclips channel

    • @kolbymay9954
      @kolbymay9954 4 года назад +2

      He is a youtuber

    • @sadeanderson1279
      @sadeanderson1279 4 года назад +30

      @@kolbymay9954 r/whoosh

    • @miniamo_
      @miniamo_ 4 года назад +5

      @@kolbymay9954 Think that was the joke hon 🙂

    • @jonatanluna1061
      @jonatanluna1061 4 года назад +11

      I bet he'd be popular. I wanna see him play video games.

    • @mhi11
      @mhi11 4 года назад +12

      Bet he’d be amazing at FNAF

  • @justsomeguywithabeard9206
    @justsomeguywithabeard9206 4 года назад +20

    I came to see if he showed off his ovens

  • @kristineibanez6932
    @kristineibanez6932 4 года назад +156

    "I can feel like your competative"
    M:"No"
    "YEAH"
    M:"NUH UH"

  • @k._mx.anthrope
    @k._mx.anthrope 4 года назад +62

    GET SEÁN IN BACK-TO-BACK CHEF, STAT.

  • @heavydude6449
    @heavydude6449 4 года назад +37

    markiplier *grabs knife*
    "Lets crack some eggs"
    he didnt say anything but i could feel the disappointment

  • @sofiafarina
    @sofiafarina 4 года назад +110

    You know who would be great for these back-to-back?
    J O N A T H A N G R O F F

  • @RayRayRay0
    @RayRayRay0 4 года назад +9857

    Carla: *breathes*
    Mark: I was way ahead of you

    • @sirswipah
      @sirswipah 4 года назад +7

      🙃🙃👌

    • @platinumvideos9810
      @platinumvideos9810 4 года назад +6

      420 likes

    • @lbcv
      @lbcv 4 года назад +5

      i was way ahead of you

    • @roblesgabe104
      @roblesgabe104 4 года назад +27

      Carla: blinks
      Mark: I am 9 quadrillion parallel universes ahed of you

    • @niellity
      @niellity 3 года назад +4

      *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @dutch0201
    @dutch0201 4 года назад +4

    Chef: tears the basil calmly
    Mark: RIP AND TEAR

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier 4 года назад +50114

    Hey, thanks for having me! This was a ton of fun and an honor to be in the kitchen.

    • @OmegaNovena
      @OmegaNovena 4 года назад +892

      Great job Mark! Back to back cooking with Ethan?? Gotta see more of the face of God on a plate y'know?

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 4 года назад +579

      It’s amazing how good of a cook you are when you don’t have to babysit Ethan or Tyler

    • @dashrubberbear
      @dashrubberbear 4 года назад +345

      You're such a jerk. It's adorable

    • @ShunGuan
      @ShunGuan 4 года назад +193

      Thanks so much for appearing on Bon Appetit! You and Carla were an absolute delight to watch! :D

    • @CarnSarnit
      @CarnSarnit 4 года назад +205

      You were just happy that you were actually taller than someone :p

  • @dillonlol7409
    @dillonlol7409 3 года назад +4158

    January 2020: Markiplier is cooking eggs in purgatory with a professional chef at the Bon Appetit test kitchen.
    December 2020: Markiplier has eaten too many expired pop tarts, he is now recovering in the hospital.

    • @chaoticgoose4286
      @chaoticgoose4286 3 года назад +100

      Markiplier has pooped

    • @inalatumarianna5510
      @inalatumarianna5510 3 года назад +9

      @@chaoticgoose4286 on your goose

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 3 года назад +30

      Oh, how the star has fallen
      Or has he risen to standards astronomically beyond that which even the most daring minds have dared to imagine?

    • @Kenli-mu6qi
      @Kenli-mu6qi 3 года назад +2

      No 😭✋🏻😂

    • @headlessonion7881
      @headlessonion7881 3 года назад +8

      What a ride 2020 was...

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 4 года назад +3665

    Carla: "You're competitive."
    Mark: *has to resist the urge to debate who's the MOST non-competitive*

  • @min-kn9ny
    @min-kn9ny 4 года назад +10631

    When Mark grabbed the plant I did the quietest "ᵐᵃʳᵏ ⁿᵒ"

    • @9.1.22
      @9.1.22 4 года назад +227

      how the freak did you get that text so small

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 4 года назад +148

      jela *I THINK THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT*

    • @inalatumarianna5510
      @inalatumarianna5510 4 года назад +49

      How do you turn it small?

    • @inalatumarianna5510
      @inalatumarianna5510 3 года назад +10

      @@chefdog6033 hpw do you do that?

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 3 года назад +19

      @RUBEN CONTRERAS You triggered my bot PTSD.

  • @forwantofapage6059
    @forwantofapage6059 4 года назад +7621

    I love how Mark sort of apologetically explained that his sass and bravado was just for show

    • @That_Lady_Charlie
      @That_Lady_Charlie 4 года назад +356

      he is a wholesome boy

    • @alinastark403
      @alinastark403 4 года назад +12

      999 likes!

    • @samschiang
      @samschiang 4 года назад +16

      @10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge why is Women capitalized

    • @melwasabandoned6717
      @melwasabandoned6717 4 года назад +25

      Sam Chiang because we are superior

    • @Kaiscoolness
      @Kaiscoolness 4 года назад +11

      10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge He’s just a pretty wholesome dude, I don’t think it’s about gender

  • @Bruh-zi8jd
    @Bruh-zi8jd 4 года назад +7195

    This is just a professional Markiplier Makes episode

  • @starlight4649
    @starlight4649 4 года назад +4445

    Oh wow, you're competitive
    Mark: what? No I'm not...
    Mark's fans: yes, he is, extremely...

  • @chrissiper
    @chrissiper 4 года назад +6795

    Markiplier: *Smashes garlic full force*
    Brad probably somewhere in the back: Wooooaaaahhh Momma

  • @Elizabeauty312
    @Elizabeauty312 4 года назад +18478

    “I was being a jerk. It was a defensive mechanism.”

    • @p3pp3r67
      @p3pp3r67 4 года назад +216

      Elizabeauty312 felt that ya know XD

    • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
      @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 4 года назад +54

      meirl

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 4 года назад +78

      Family Gatherings be like

    • @keistar6815
      @keistar6815 4 года назад +118

      Hey what do you know.. I found the reason behind why I'm being a jerk for no reason

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 4 года назад +23

      @@keistar6815 Bless your heart, sweet Bunn

  • @carolineg3923
    @carolineg3923 4 года назад +4321

    Markiplier only knows how to cook with one hand and the other in his pocket.

    • @lordofthehounds2997
      @lordofthehounds2997 4 года назад +53

      that honestly kept bothering me.

    • @Snarethedrummer
      @Snarethedrummer 4 года назад +19

      He's just really into Alanis right now

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 4 года назад +20

      @@lordofthehounds2997 You must be bothered easily then

    • @ms.rumandcoke5344
      @ms.rumandcoke5344 4 года назад +3

      @@lordofthehounds2997 It bother me too

    • @Triggerly
      @Triggerly 4 года назад +5

      Well he's not professional and he probably can lift the pan easily with 1 hand. Can't relate cuz I don't cook :(

  • @BurgundyBurrito
    @BurgundyBurrito 4 года назад +2673

    "How would you rate yourself as a cook?"
    Flashbacks to Markiplier Makes

    • @sandserpent
      @sandserpent 4 года назад +6

      Nick Henrich same

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 года назад +32

      "Scrappy" ... because everything they made ended up looking like scraps? lmao

    • @intellectual_idiot7195
      @intellectual_idiot7195 4 года назад +21

      Nick Henrich “I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS!!!!!!!!”

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 4 года назад +10

      when he was a child... he was to poor to afford purgatory

    • @justiniantbh
      @justiniantbh 4 года назад +3

      Flashbacks to mashed potato bath

  • @melissanoelle410
    @melissanoelle410 4 года назад +8715

    Markiplier’s only known unit of measurement: smithereens.

  • @tmliao5402
    @tmliao5402 4 года назад +1631

    "It is beautiful!"
    "Thank you I know."
    "Great tearing!"
    "Thank you."
    "Amazing eggs!"
    "Thank you."
    "Wonderful, amazing eggs!"
    "Thank you..."
    *Mark this is where you compliment her back!*
    "...why would I?"
    I died XD

  • @nedsbluebayou7477
    @nedsbluebayou7477 4 года назад +3584

    I love how she says “you can see him on a heist with markiplier” when he also has a whole RUclips channel I love that

    • @alvingoooo
      @alvingoooo 4 года назад +246

      She's legally obligated to say that

    • @izzywoods794
      @izzywoods794 4 года назад +108

      Joshua_Tyler_William_Robert_Dun_Joseph was prob in her script. He’s there to promote it. But yea it was weird to hear

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 4 года назад +24

      @@izzywoods794 It's been out for months, why promote it now?

    • @daddycloyster4896
      @daddycloyster4896 4 года назад +65

      @@bubblemonkeys it was probably recorded back then but got it's posting date got delayed

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 4 года назад +2

      @@daddycloyster4896 maybe

  • @TheJavapup
    @TheJavapup 4 года назад +8952

    Disappointed that mark didn't mention his 5 ovens.

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 4 года назад +141

      Now that would be freaking fight on who has the most XD

    • @TheJavapup
      @TheJavapup 4 года назад +108

      @Elio Probably flexed them when he first arrived to avoid that fight.

    • @bethanymorgan6113
      @bethanymorgan6113 4 года назад +109

      and that growing up he couldn't afford ANY ovens

    • @switzerfamily9727
      @switzerfamily9727 4 года назад +89

      I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIVE OVENS. You can just see his face light up when you think about him saying it.

    • @mellaberry6353
      @mellaberry6353 4 года назад +19

      @@switzerfamily9727 I can almost hear him saying it. Especially the fiiiive

  • @Saevustus
    @Saevustus 4 года назад +27255

    She doesn't realize that she is dealing with a man who owns FIVE OVENS.

  • @itchyybrain5264
    @itchyybrain5264 4 года назад +2230

    This guy makes cream brulé in muffin trays
    Never ever challenge this man

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ 4 года назад +118

      This man also owns FIVE OVENS

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад +1

      @@IvanIsYda_ which videos>?

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ 3 года назад +17

      @@stevethea5250 **gasp** you havent seen that yet? 👀

    • @ItsLtime
      @ItsLtime 3 года назад +26

      @@stevethea5250 Markiplier makes:creme brulé. No need to thank me

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад

      @@ItsLtime link thanks 🤣

  • @frostedbirdy
    @frostedbirdy 4 года назад +5615

    mark: "how many turns?"
    carla: "ten-"
    mark: "too late"
    carla: "Ok"

    • @brianli6562
      @brianli6562 4 года назад +26

      *Keeps turning

    • @safarahali6886
      @safarahali6886 4 года назад +1

      I swear I read this the same time the vid was
      Playing that part lol 😂

    • @chepa1767
      @chepa1767 4 года назад

      My life in a nutshell

  • @DraconicDuelist
    @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад +11710

    *Actual Chef:* "How would you rate yourself as a cook?"
    *Mark:* "I... am a man, who owns _five_ ovens."

  • @Alexsomnia
    @Alexsomnia 4 года назад +9247

    This dude is good, he should make a RUclips channel.

    • @melsukiii
      @melsukiii 4 года назад +86

      👀

    • @AestheticYellow
      @AestheticYellow 4 года назад +336

      I have some good news

    • @juururu
      @juururu 4 года назад +51

      ummmm, he already has a channel
      markiplier it is
      pretty good with 26M

    • @AestheticYellow
      @AestheticYellow 4 года назад +260

      Jambal M74 bruh it’s a joke

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 4 года назад +260

      @@juururu r/woooosh

  • @lizlemon3698
    @lizlemon3698 4 года назад +2855

    “How many turns?”
    “Like te-“
    “ *TOO LATE* “

  • @internetperson3228
    @internetperson3228 4 года назад +604

    I love how carla humored him all the way, and I love their little back and forth legal jokes

  • @alexandravictoria
    @alexandravictoria 4 года назад +14166

    When Mark is around Ethan he is like the more mature, guardian type of the pair, but when Mark is around anyone else he BECOMES Ethan😂

  • @doleperfection
    @doleperfection 4 года назад +8277

    His horizontal stripe keeps throwing me off, thinking he's wearing some fancy apron with fashion straps.

  • @elmadicine
    @elmadicine 4 года назад +2950

    carla: how would you rate yourself as a cook
    mark: *scrappy*
    me: *sees that look on mark's face * ah hah so we've got that mark today

  • @abadira
    @abadira 4 года назад +729

    You can just TELL Carla has a son based on how she reacts to Mark lmao

  • @aaronsaunders7790
    @aaronsaunders7790 4 года назад +1772

    Carla: How would you rate yourself as a cook?
    Mark: Uh...
    *I'M A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS*
    Mark: Scrappy

    • @The-Listener
      @The-Listener 4 года назад

      As soon I saw the ovens in the back ground I got flashbacks to it

    • @vongolaprimo7431
      @vongolaprimo7431 4 года назад +1

      I really wish he said this

    • @GamerGirl0120-w2g
      @GamerGirl0120-w2g 4 года назад +2

      *when I was a child, I couldnt afford...*

  • @collinbarry1656
    @collinbarry1656 4 года назад +15605

    Seeing Carla and markiplier together is like when you mix friendgroups at your birthday party and don’t know how to feel about it
    Also if you dig poetry try out @cb.poetry_

    • @Draukagrissah
      @Draukagrissah 4 года назад +318

      Good. You should feel good about it.
      Markymoo and Carla Music, a match made in RUclips Premium Watch A Heist With Markiplier Now!

    • @brturner
      @brturner 4 года назад +92

      This is the comment

    • @junkyardsanta8814
      @junkyardsanta8814 4 года назад +42

      Literally laughed out loud

    • @wiiiinty
      @wiiiinty 4 года назад +84

      Doesn't look like hes interested in cooking lol and she seems annoyed cause hes so stuck up

    • @brturner
      @brturner 4 года назад +26

      @@wiiiinty u good lmao

  • @crunchy141
    @crunchy141 4 года назад +2678

    Carla: sauce
    Mark: soYeoCe
    Carla: sauce.
    Mark: sEiyOucE

    • @KURRDA
      @KURRDA 4 года назад +39

      To be fair she definitely said sauce weird that one time lmao

    • @sialamur3777
      @sialamur3777 4 года назад +2

      I was looking for this comment 💀

    • @WhosMixxie
      @WhosMixxie 4 года назад

      I say it like that because he said it like that a while ago

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 4 года назад +8

      @@KURRDA She definately pronounced it "swace" the first time.

    • @YopparaiNyanko
      @YopparaiNyanko 4 года назад

      @@KURRDA she is a New Yorker of italian descent

  • @MysticSkyes
    @MysticSkyes 4 года назад +1778

    Mark in the most monotone voice ever: I see God in my dish, I'm weeping tears of joy
    Me: Something tells me that's a hyperbole

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад +9

      what's a huper bowl

    • @oddballentertainment9907
      @oddballentertainment9907 3 года назад +2

      Hey that rhymes

    • @jebadia_mimes704
      @jebadia_mimes704 3 года назад +2

      When i read this the clip played it. Actually everytime i read something that they syay in the comments the clipe seems to follow. I think its a superpower i just discovered

    • @MysticSkyes
      @MysticSkyes 3 года назад +4

      @@stevethea5250 A hyperbole? It's an exaggeration

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад +1

      @@MysticSkyes why he say it's a hyper bowl

  • @justintime112
    @justintime112 4 года назад +1110

    Carla and Mark: *takes a bite of the egg*
    Carla: MMM
    Mark: *a single tear rolls down his cheek* this is beautiful

  • @clairechen7273
    @clairechen7273 4 года назад +3248

    Carla: “Toss the ends into the trash bowl”
    Mark: proceeds to throw half the chard away

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 года назад +1

      Lol!!

    • @PlayLyss
      @PlayLyss 4 года назад +7

      I laughed so hard at that lol

    • @shTree
      @shTree 4 года назад +14

      SausageRoll 59p Yeah, how dare anyone share a moment they enjoyed in the comments

  • @thatssovenus
    @thatssovenus 4 года назад +2085

    I love how everytime they do the reveal Carla does a big gasp like she's so excited at how good they did. So wholesome.

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 4 года назад +39

      she likes to teach

    • @YvaRautier
      @YvaRautier 4 года назад +1

      😂😂 that is so true

    • @1danny
      @1danny 4 года назад +35

      She is legally obligated to do that.

    • @Qwertylol
      @Qwertylol 4 года назад

      It made me think of when my niece tells me about something that I don't care about but have to pretend it's the greatest thing ever.
      Or like how when my mom's cats start chattering at her and she responds back like it's the most interesting thing ever, even if it's just her cat meowing at her.

  • @brooklyngirl89
    @brooklyngirl89 4 года назад +2719

    This video makes me realize that a lot of people don’t realize how much salt, butter, and cream really is in their food when dining out.

    • @jenny9343
      @jenny9343 4 года назад +180

      Yep. I had this girl shame me for getting salt on my margarita. Yet she never cooks for herself and doesnt know theres more salt in her food than the rim of my glass

    • @Fraylovesskincare
      @Fraylovesskincare 4 года назад +128

      @@jenny9343 Someone shamed you for getting salt on a margarita? Have they never gone out before?

    • @jenny9343
      @jenny9343 4 года назад +79

      @@Fraylovesskincare exactly what I was thinking... she said "ooff no that's way too much sodium" after I told them they should try the margaritas.. I just looked at her like she was crazy and unreasonable.. my friend that brought her apologized afterwards because it was just a weird thing to say. And I didnt even know her. I kept enjoying my margarita and ordered another one right after.

    • @homeslices3
      @homeslices3 4 года назад +7

      slap like now

    • @jenny9343
      @jenny9343 4 года назад +18

      @Jackie Tearie I completely understand that but we had dinner and she got something that was wasnt low sodium.. and I dont see how anything I ordered would bother her if it's not her body.. also margaritas can be served with no salt so there was no reason for her to even make that comment.

  • @brianhalbert3867
    @brianhalbert3867 4 года назад +4623

    When Mark gets defensive, his sociopathic tendencies really come out.

    • @clarycekoonce586
      @clarycekoonce586 4 года назад +270

      SHHH! Don't call Dark out like that. He just wants his occasional freedom.

    • @limejello2882
      @limejello2882 4 года назад +126

      Sometimes reading the comments is a treat.

    • @thekycklingwizard78
      @thekycklingwizard78 4 года назад +56

      “Sociopathic”? That’s so funny haha
      Quirky

    • @clarycekoonce586
      @clarycekoonce586 4 года назад +60

      It shows at 11:48

    • @Katastr0phic_Katicorn
      @Katastr0phic_Katicorn 4 года назад +17

      @@emmelydegraaf5703 Is there a non-dickish way to correct someone to help them? If so, that's all I want to do. *choking and *basil.

  • @tristamay6087
    @tristamay6087 4 года назад +1214

    i’m surprised mark didn’t say, “YA CLOSE, YA CLOSE?!”

    • @wildchillvibes9201
      @wildchillvibes9201 4 года назад +2

      XD

    • @tristamay6087
      @tristamay6087 4 года назад +2

      Darren Ramphal God bless you too ❤️!

    • @denisedinh
      @denisedinh 4 года назад +51

      He almost did to those tomatoes

    • @january1494
      @january1494 4 года назад +32

      I am screaming omfg can you imagine Carla’s reaction to that

    • @pixelparasite829
      @pixelparasite829 3 года назад +24

      I'm sure he wanted to, but I think he realized that this was the not a very appropriate place to do that. 😂

  • @winniethepootietang6152
    @winniethepootietang6152 4 года назад +2952

    Carla: “smash the garlic”
    *Mark pulverizes garlic*
    Brad: “it’s technique not muscle okay gym rat”

    • @arathorn867
      @arathorn867 4 года назад +186

      Let's do this again but have Brad teach Markiplier.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 года назад +40

      "Mark smash"

    • @ArawnNox
      @ArawnNox 4 года назад +59

      @@arathorn867 Oh god yes. Mark and Brad would be amazing.

    • @s30123
      @s30123 4 года назад +17

      And don't forget the Brad Meta garlic alisum chemicals

    • @cqdgad
      @cqdgad 4 года назад +3

      @@arathorn867 that's a great idea. brad doing this with anyone would be a sight to see! bon appetit you're sitting on gold here!

  • @grubbiechirp5695
    @grubbiechirp5695 4 года назад +675

    He’s literally my childhood. That voice will always give me nostalgia... so happy he hasn’t changed.

    • @someonehere364
      @someonehere364 4 года назад +4

      What was he doing before? I just know him since the beginning of this year 😅

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 4 года назад +32

      @@someonehere364 he's been a pretty nice youtuber since ~2012. Mostly and basically only gaming videos at the start though, he still does those, but these interesting one's are mixed in too(like Markiplier Makes etc...), and his character has barely changed over nearly a decade

    • @someonehere364
      @someonehere364 4 года назад +8

      @@mataskart9894 oh ok, I knew he was a RUclipsr but, because of the word "childhood", I thought he made something else before 😅

    • @Whaltteri
      @Whaltteri 3 года назад +1

      So you're what 8 years old?