Crime Scene Cleaner - Blood, Sweat, And Power Washing
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- Опубликовано: 16 апр 2024
- Crime Scene Cleaner is a surprisingly relaxing game about disposing of bodies, intercepting evidence, and stealing from the dead.
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3:30
Employer: "Don't forget 'bout the asshole in the basement."
Jon: Got it, forget all about the asshole in the basement no worries.
Well, negative perception and all that.
*Very obvious sillhouette of a corpse in the pool*
Jon: "A Chair!"
Jon stares into the pool filled with blood
Me: "Well there's the body"
Jon: "There's a chair"
Jon, Jon never changes.
Starts the video talking about being excited for environmental storytelling, then proceeds to miss most it. Oh Jon, never change....
My eye was twitching watching Jon track all that blood around while he was faffing about the house…
"Dont forget about the asshole in the basement"
Instantly says to forget about them. Jon, love you mate. But im so thankful your job is RUclips and not something like working with the police or being a doctor with your -1 perception.
This is about as far from “working with the police” as you can get 😄
Jon, when discussing how to break in considers a chainsaw, an incredibly noisy and cumbersome instrument, a great choice…
Never become a master criminal Jon, you wouldn’t make it past the door.
The game gives you an achievement for entirely unnessecarily playing basket ball... 10/10 immediately
You've got red on you.
It's alright Andy, it's just bolognese!
13:59 OK, so the footprint I could see the whole time Jon was asking "where is there more blood, there is no more blood" is still there after the game has given up and just agrees with Jon.
22:04 "No, that was the ... That was the chair." Jon visibly stopping himself from calling the blood soaked chair the bloody chair.
I'm surprised it counts blood, trash, and furniture as bonus score. I would've considered that the bare minimum. Surely starting with a perfect score, then reducing it with time taken and breaking items would make more sense. Given that scoring system, could you just take the bodies and evidence, then call it a day?
I saw this game on Steam yesterday and thought Jon might be interested. I love the option to highlight multiple objects to pick them all up at once.
Gosh this game is so cool, i wish crime was real.
I wish cleaning was real.
I wish scene was real.
guess what, your not gonna believe it
I feel like the game not in some way punishing you for robbing the place, thus making it somewhat suspicious, should be adjusted. Also, I get the feeling the death of his wife is gonna be linked to his boss, or the impending death of his daughter, and the final level will be cleaning up a crime scene of your own making
Actually, I feel like robbing them aids the intent of the guy who hires you. Now it looks like the intention was robbery and not revenge murder, which throws the police off the trail of the 'husband was having affair with wife of known mobster' thing.
I do kind of question the logic of using a pressure washer and squeegee to clean up blood. There's still going to be remnants of blood everywhere, too small for the human eye to see. You'd need bleach to destroy the DNA evidence. When the cops come to investigate in a few days after the kids don't show up for school/parents don't show up for work they're gonna bring cadaver dogs, and they're going to hit on everything and then they'll break out the CSI shit. It would be pretty obvious just by circumstantial evidence what happened, and then mob guy will have to do his routine of threatening/paying people off to keep himself out of prison anyway.
actuall since they go missing but their no obvious murder id say robbingthe place gives a false lead "oh the place was broken into while the castles were gone"
you already know what we want jon, we need a full series of this. no questions.
You should definitely do a full playthrough of this when it releases. It's lovely to watch you play this.
If anyone wants to test out whether or not they'd like this game before buying it, they're welcome to come and clean my house. It's a right shit hole!
I've got a hoover and everything. Just can't be arsed to use it.
Don't tease me!
Or they can play the Demo that Jon is playing
Have you heard of 'jokes'? They were fashionable in the 1990s, before youtube commenters started taking everything too seriously.
The book at then end is called "Mop for Mob".
Presumably the first page is just, "DON'T ASK QUESTIONS."
Jon has yet to read the book.
"man is in morally reprehensible work due to motivation of medical debt"
yeah, america is great
He broke his toe and he desperately needs the $500,000 it cost to get that fixed.
@@coltonwilkie241 The ambulance ride was 46% of that bill.
Not even a bit
GSTK GSNHS.
Appears that the developers are Polish, but know America well.
Oh Jon... This was entertaining. :P You can stack trash bags into each other (up to 3 of them into one), which makes hauling it to the truck quicker. There's also detergent you can put into the mop bucket to make them clean a bigger area and absorb more blood. Also, you found a bit of the loot but there is so much more hidden around the map.
Hey Jon, with your liking of games where you clean, have to study environmental clues for story (or whatever else), and "love" of horror, did you ever try viscera cleanup detail (I know you did the Santa's rampage mission years ago, but I mean the main game)?
Definitely live stream worthy
Nest step after Viscera Cleanup detail
You think more like Dexter than a janitor who's there to clean up the mess, haha.
They give you a power washer, but then you manage to lose it.
I want this to be a series
To be fair, cleaning up blood, especially other people's, is a mucky job that takes a good many buckets of water and just when you think you've got it all, suddenly you haven't.
Not going to lie, when I saw the title and that jon was doing it I really hoped it would be more like the Greg Davies series "The Cleaner". Love that show. This is good too, however.
Ah. The British remake.
@@SamThird Remake or not, Greg Davies is hilariously dry and a treat to watch.
I am horrified by the indoor power washing. Is that actually a thing?
That's basically what a carpet cleaner is, only it picks up after itself. Also you got steam cleaners, in a way they are power washers.
As for just straight-up "pressure washer indoors", does cleaning the floor in the garage count? lol
Jon have you ever played viscera cleanup detail?
Oh, he'd probably call it "giblets" ...
So this game has more realistic power washing than PowerWash Simulator? :) This is awesome, i am very excited for full release
17:06 i hope stuff like that keeps happening, dynamically changing the enviroment is fun
31:25 this makes sense to me, it would be suspicious if everything was cleaned up, you still want police to think people live here
He's totally stealing the jewelry and cash to make it look like a break-in that went wrong.
Every time he’s cleaning up blood I’m like no there’s more it’s right there!! Haha
Crime Evidence Detected.
We definitely need a series
Star Control date 0070!!
It's a crime that Jon has never played Star Control 2, and I very humbly request that he clean it up as quickly as possible. It is, after all, his favorite game. (he just doesn't know it yet)
tyvm and gb
Jon sees a picture of a woman around 30 years old with a candle burning in front of it, he assumes it's his wife
Jon finds the room of a small child, probably under 10 years old, he assumes it's his daughter's room
Jon says that maybe the picture with the candle is of the daughter
I am disturbed by Jon
Could the basketballs maybe have helped you retrieve your power washer?
Not that it mattered in the end 😁
Well, there are legit crime scene cleaners. Someone has to do the clean up and its not the police.
Hell yeah I think I just found my new hyperfixation. I can't wait for the full game to come out.
Mike Ehrmantraut simulator?
Pete Sutcliffe.... Blimey Just Yorkshire rippering up in here
anyone remember viscera cleanup detail? cause...thats what this is.
Well, that but easier to actually finish.
Really fun game, can't wait to play
Can't wait to watch this series!
Many A True Nerd, I loved this video so much, I had to hit the like button!
What did the poor like button ever do to you?
I played through this demo a couple of months ago. It was a good time and will be keeping an eye out for its full release.
Hope to see more of this 😂
Still waiting someon to create a game where you alternative between hiding a crime and crime scene investigator. Each time you got different set of tools. You might scrub all the visible blood away, but crime scene tech guy has that chemical that makes blood protein glow under light ect. Cat & mouse hunt, either with yourself or other people, giving you random players cleaned-up scene to find any evidence left behind.
Holy crap what a great idea for a game
Can't wait for Jon to do a live stream of this game.
Basically John Wick but instead of a badass hitman, you're playing as a badass janitor? 10/10
I want a livestream of this asap lol
A Perfect game for you!
"No Thanks" almost sounds like Agent 47.
Was anyone else just watching the screen in the menu to see if the title would hit a corner?
Smooooth
Pedro Pascal is doing a terrible job of hiding his identity as a killer. 😕
(3:30)
Also worried what happens when Jon forgets his house keys
Jesus. This was a hard watch.
More please
You could have used the basketball 🏀 to try and get the power washer out the roof
"What are you doing, why are you messing up my crime scene?"......"I'm the crime scene cleaner 😜"
Engagement!
this screams "LIVE STREAM"
Anybody else getting Kevin Conroy’s Batman in the voice narration?
I swear jons perception is getting WORSE and to a frustrating degree >
Viscera Cleanup with a more obvious story. Huh.
ah yes the american medical bills; its becoming a common plot device now lol
Did anyone notice the Cemetery Email is from a 'Pete Sutcliffe"...oh dear...this game is pushing it a bit
3:13 This desktop is sponsered by NordVPN?
Doesn’t Fallout have a cleanup mod? Imagine cleaning up the capital wasteland …. 😛
pete sutcliffe.........oh dear
No Greg Davies? Pass. 😋
Haven't watched the show in question, but I do remember a scene with him and David Mitchell. I'd love it if this game turned out to be a black comedy in addition to whatever crime drama is actually happening.
@@torgranael It’s a great series and they have had lots of different cameos of British actors over two seasons. If this game got The Cleaner DLC (or
Power Wash Sim for that matter) I would be all over that.
As a retired detective, your crime scene clean up is not great! Inside to out bud! If you have any questions I'm happy to help.
Who fired on whom* :P
Day 1 of requesting Skies of Arca-
-oh. Huh. Sweetness.
"IS THAT A LE HECKIN DOGGO?!?!?" *Clicks off*
second
Third
This really just seems like a worse version of Viscera Cleanup Detail, a game from a decade ago. I can't stand the way the protagonist here is constantly making meaningless quips and saying things he already knows for the sole sake of exposition. "Elena is still in the hospital" WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT OUT LOUD TO NO ONE
419 of let’s make Jon fully play the original command and conquer
420 NICE of major jkn embrace Tiberium
421 of command and conquer
422 of seeing Jon play C&C 95
423 of make Jon see the light of Tiberium
424 of let’s have Jon play C&C 95
Ah yes america. Where hospital bills drive people into shady buisnesses. Greate start.
Day 93/1230 of requesting Jon play a game nobody will remember, like Majesty: A Fantasy Kingdom Sim.
definitely AI voices :/
Eh. I still prefer Viscera Cleanup Detail. It doesn't fart around with a half-assed story.
Day 6 of requesting Jon play Okami HD
Anything is better than all those episodes of Starcrap he did for what seems like forfuckingever.
I hope he was paid by Bethesda because if he quit cyberpunk episode one but finished Starfield for free that’s really effed up.
Isn't this basically just Viscera Cleanup Detail with a bit better graphics?
Yes, but this time you work for the other side of the law!
And you have a power washer.
Breaking up the ctime scene into pieces does make it seem a lot more bearable in my eyes.
@@killean2645i don't think Viscera was neccesarily on any side of the law
Oh, Jon is playing a Cleaner like in Jon Wick 😮😂😊 think the Boss maybe going to jail for someone's perception fail lol
I think Jon needs to play a lesure suit larry game... He likes older titles sometimes.
4:13 "what a bloodbath" I see what you did there game!
Wait. This isnt Skies of Arcadia
Day 80 of requesting _Age of Mythology_
I think for the sake of quality I'll cut back on the book recommendations unless a book really seems to fit a situation. Mainly this is because I don't have a _CLUE_ what would fit in this circumstance.