Randomly found you on Facebook and now my face hurts from laughing at all of the Google translate vids. Keep up the good work man. Your content is refreshing.
Omg I thought my 4 year old daughter was the only weird kid that does this! 😱😂 but she’s the opposite, and doesn’t want to grow up! One time, when I was talking to her about her getting older one day, she was actually crying and saying, “I don’t wanna be a human!” 😭👽🤣🤣
things i learned today: 1. Dont mess with google translate or you will get liftes. 2. English is not the only earth. 3. i am a fellow earth... person? 4. Brandon has a spaceshi- wait what? ooh spacefish. 5.he"ll punch you. 6. Brandon is NOT an alien
You are so right. I have my headphones in, and I am crying I am laughing so hard. My husband looks over and says “Brandon?” I just shake my head as I laugh
Same!! 😂 I snort laugh, I’ve accidentally drooled while laughing, ive also cried laughing, I’ve tried to hold my laugh in so hard my tummy shook the whole bed and I was trying not to wake up my man and baby LMAO
I watched as this psychopath talked to a black box again. he's spiraling. I cant take it anymore. I have to kill him. he'll be dead by morning. (a racoon broke in and killed the rat)
Brandon: "Is there anything you would like to say before we get started?" *_Silence_* Brandon: "You were what?" "Abducted?" Me: No? Brandon: "AND probed?" Me: I just said no- Brandon: "Eugh" Me: *Wh* _a_ *_t_*
“Okay, well- I’m just gonna go ahead and ignore that. *Okay*- Well I’m gonna hold onto it, let it build, and then eventually let it out.” Lmao, relatable. 🤣
Goggle "Mix well to remove excess cold" Brandon: Oh yeah that's right *BRINGS OUT A WHOLE ASS FIRE TORCH* 🤣🤣 i only watch for the randomness this guy brings
Brandon: "You realize me bumping into you is kinda like my way of sayin....." Me: apologizes and attempts to move out of the way Also me: I am aware this is a video and he can't hear me, right?
7:05 As an Australian I saw nothing wrong with this sentence, but then I remembered that other places have a different meaning for rubbers... (In Australia rubbers are Erasers.)
And the Lord said: "Let there be a strange white dude that makes us laugh so we pee ourselves!" And there was Brandon And the Lord saw it was good - www.some sort of bible:21:5
His girlfriend: What are you doing. Him: Oh umm just making a video nothing special. Her: *walks in* OMG! Him: What? What she sees: 🧑🏼🦰👉🏼💩 What he sees: ✨clean✨ 😂🤣
I choose to be a cat. Well I would but my cats won't let me. Apparently you have to be or at least look human to buy canned cat food. I'm afraid my Harlequin might try to eat me if she doesn't get her canned food fix. Again. Literally after a couple of days she starts to nibble on my legs as well as begging. By the way I just free feed dry food all the time. She's just spoiled & her brother mooches off of her work.
I just love the fact that bradnon treats the camera like it's a real human. Legit the funniest thing on this series. Also brandon if you ever read this i just want you to know that you're my favourate youtuber man. keep it up.
2:10 Blenders actually end up heating up the contents because they're adding kinetic energy, and heat is kinetic energy. There's nowhere for the extra energy to go, so the contents heat up.
I love how Brandon pretends to an alien this ENTIRE video😭 I’m so glad that like 5 years ago my sister showed me u, bc I’ve been watching you ever since and I do not regret
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
Can we please acknowledge the obscene amount of bottles on this man's counter.
Also juice boxes.
@@stephaniebirdsallmiller5798 those are small containers of chicken broth organic Pacific
@@lynnlRDR-RDR2 oh. 🤣🤣🤣 I didn't look closely enough.
I mean they can be juice boxes if your brave enough
@@natechicken685 oh lol
Nobody: is blocking the fridge. Brandon: listen Champ
😂
I just love the "oh you're still in the way, wow that's just so funny...."
Lmao
"I'll just act my age which is 30-35 something so I'll just go laid down and DIE"
Relatable
Wait until you’re getting ready to turn 42 🤦♀️😬😭
Lol boomers I am 13
@@paigeconrad7886 boomer I'm 10
@@buzzythebee847 lol boomer im 6
@Bobinski Plays Lol boomer i don’t exist yet
i lowkey felt guilty like i actually felt like i was in his way when he tried getting in the fridge and freezer
Same
Noodle oodle more like oodle noodle OOOOOHHHHHHHHH
@@badcreater3310 wtf
@@shard__matrix2 lol
@@badcreater3310 😂
Randomly found you on Facebook and now my face hurts from laughing at all of the Google translate vids. Keep up the good work man. Your content is refreshing.
Go back dont you dare say anything or comment
@@mcdemy8512 rude
You use Facebook?
My kids call adults "humans" so like when they try to "say i cant wait to grow up" it comes out "i cant wait to be human"
Kids aren't humans? 😂😂
Omg I thought my 4 year old daughter was the only weird kid that does this! 😱😂 but she’s the opposite, and doesn’t want to grow up! One time, when I was talking to her about her getting older one day, she was actually crying and saying, “I don’t wanna be a human!” 😭👽🤣🤣
@@LaurenAvallone None of us do, little girl
your kid is an alien dude
@@LaurenAvallone I feel that
"I'm NOT putting this in my butt!"
Also Brandon *grunts* "I should've lubricated the kettle first"
LMFAO i have never laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
There’s two.
Lmfao and lmao
omg ik
I was the like that made it 1k, noice (i liked it caused i liked it and not because of being 1k)
@@marysilberger44 haha noice! i didn't even know i got to 1k, coolios thanks
No wonder Brandon is so funny.
He was an alien the whole time
ACK! THE HUMANS HAVE FOUND OUT! MISSION ABORT, I REPEAT, MISSION ABORT!!
@@dannyfoxboi WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE A ALIEN HE WAS A HOOMAN THE HOLE TIME HES JUST PRETENDING TO BE A ALIEN
MARXCBH GET THE FORGETTING RAY NOW!-
WHA T I THOUGHT WE DESTROYED THE FORGETTING RAY????
@@Temi222 WH AT WHYYY
DID BAAAACUUUHDHHD
USE IT UP AG a In ?!¿¡
Exposed
Even if he is a alien: His Jokes Are Out Of This World.
Wow. Just Wow
I- uh
.-.
I followed you 🤣🤣
@@jaidentrail6973 ty man :D
“Listen champ.... I know I’m not the best dad...”
Me whose never had a dad: “DAD?! YOU CAME BACK?!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 same ive never had a dad
Raynna Lozon 😂😂😂
I’m .....sorry 🤣
Emilee Hinkelman Tbh you can laugh I never liked my dad so I think it’s funny too 🤜😂
Emilee Hinkelman 😂
The "cant hear you" joke was a masterpiece
OMG yes! Hilarious!
Time stamp?
@@MrMostafaprime 8:15
Pure genius.
I didn’t get it until he took the foil off and said “oh there you are”
things i learned today:
1. Dont mess with google translate or you will get liftes.
2. English is not the only earth.
3. i am a fellow earth... person?
4. Brandon has a spaceshi- wait what? ooh spacefish.
5.he"ll punch you.
6. Brandon is NOT an alien
Aka brandon has gone insane???????????????
dont forget that you were abducted by aliens
@@gaycheatham6614 and probed
Lol same
I made the comment 1k :)
“I should have lubricated the kettle” 😂😂😂
i ran that through google translate a ton of times and got "The boiler needs lubrication"
"We have everything in the blender"
"I'm sorry, WE? You have a mouse in your blender?"
WHERE did that come from 😂🤣
No One:
Brandon: Pretends to be an alien, blends sour cream and Oreos, and punches plates while drinking punch from a bucket.
If there's one person who can make me laugh like a weirdo it's Brandon
You are so right. I have my headphones in, and I am crying I am laughing so hard. My husband looks over and says “Brandon?” I just shake my head as I laugh
@@cynthiastaton7348 lol I love that!
@@cynthiastaton7348 He's like "She's at it again" XD
Brianna Nicole that is exactly what my husband says. Don’t get me wrong my husband loves Brandon too, not as much as me.!!!😂😂😂😂
Same!! 😂 I snort laugh, I’ve accidentally drooled while laughing, ive also cried laughing, I’ve tried to hold my laugh in so hard my tummy shook the whole bed and I was trying not to wake up my man and baby LMAO
i love that earthquake detector on his fridge
I agree.
@@dch0614 samee bro
Whats the earthquake detector?
Wut
?
Step one: We have everything in the blender
I was honestly worried that he might start trying to shove his furniture in the blender...
Lol same
*WE?*
Blaklizted Joker ya he actually says we
We = The alien overlords
It took me 7 whole minutes to realize that Brandon's wearing a Glass Animals t-shirt... As if I didn't need more reasons to stan 😂😂
YOO GLASS ANIMALS
Heatwaves been fakin me out
What does that mean
Heatwaves. . .
Oh sh-
3:43 lmfao that killed me
Omg lol same
Also 7:17 killed me too
It also killed the plate
I love the eyes on the fridge 😅👀
Earthquake detector
Yes. Much nuce. He looks at you
*He watches your every move*
It is an earthquake detector
@@strwberriluvrr #CREEPY👀
When seeing the title: first thought: “Yay ice cream!”; second thought: “Oh no, puddles of melted ice cream!”
Yeah someone really needs too pick it up and not let it sit there how rude lol
“Make sure the rubbers are evenly distributed “ im dyinggggg
"I should've lubricated that kettle"
I can't breathe
“Oh, look at that I have a sour cream with two sour creams.”
“Don't I got us.”
“Haha, suckers”
“Of crap.”
Imagine watching this from like, the POV of a rat in the corner of the room, just watching the spiral into maddness that Brandon is going through...
It’s not so much a spiral as it is a direct teleportation.
@@trindalas why yes, of course
I watched as this psychopath talked to a black box again. he's spiraling. I cant take it anymore. I have to kill him. he'll be dead by morning.
(a racoon broke in and killed the rat)
“English isn’t their first planet” I-
&êļļœ
@@thesky2346 hi- ( I think you said hello )
I COULDN'T BREATHE
@@thesky2346 hi or whateverya said there bud (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
It’s not mine either.
“It gets a little unbelievable”
Me: oh no
The birds are so cute 😍
Jolly Hoppy Thanks
That aluminum foil bit was actually so advanced i dont think many people understood lmao
Just came back because of it haha
Us: *in the way of the freezer*
Him: *sings* I’m gonna punch you.
That one got me.😂🤣
It’s at 7:17 btw
As I read this, he said I’m gonna punch you.
@@LonesomeDove4 Really! Lol
It's me lol
A roblox pfp account, really?
Brandon: "Is there anything you would like to say before we get started?"
*_Silence_*
Brandon: "You were what?" "Abducted?"
Me: No?
Brandon: "AND probed?"
Me: I just said no-
Brandon: "Eugh"
Me: *Wh* _a_ *_t_*
Legitimately wanted to gag when he was putting it in his hair 😅 Brandon noooooooo how's it gonna get out 😂
Hallie Ingram I mean he has put toothpaste in his hair before and he figured that out lol
He already has glitter in it
Google Translate makes: Fried Chocolate Pies
UvU
More like UwU
begone uwuer
Myst ? ;-;
Shut up, UWU sucks
@Call me August (/o-o)/
1:45
Brandon: "Sour Cream!"
*Pulls out mayo*
Brandon: "ah that's mayo, White condiments they all look alike."
“Okay, well- I’m just gonna go ahead and ignore that. *Okay*- Well I’m gonna hold onto it, let it build, and then eventually let it out.” Lmao, relatable. 🤣
The tension between camera and brandon was really palpable. Brandon better scramble like an egg before he gets folded like an omelet.
Goggle "Mix well to remove excess cold"
Brandon: Oh yeah that's right
*BRINGS OUT A WHOLE ASS FIRE TORCH* 🤣🤣 i only watch for the randomness this guy brings
I watched "I'm gonna punch youuuuuu" way more times than I'd like to admit.
So simple but so hilarious!!
Omg me too
7:17
Sad to admit but so did I
I am waiting for step x: Smash your phone until it never works again...
When he said X9 plates, I went "19???" And then he went for times nine.
"Im gonna punch youuuuuuuu"
Stares at camera
I watched so much of Brandon’s vids, My brain has excepted his intros as normal
LMFAO SAMEEEEE
And his outros
@@jayf5084 that too
Lololololol same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There’s so many actually clever jokes in this video despite the idiocy you’re committing
He's using reverse psychology to make us think that he isn't an ailen but he really is!!!!
It’s so funny seeing him act like his food taste good and then yacks it out and still says “Oh that was delish!” 😂
Him: **asks why the instructions say we**
Also him: **procceds to talk to another person in the room 5 seconds later**
Brandon: "You realize me bumping into you is kinda like my way of sayin....."
Me: apologizes and attempts to move out of the way
Also me: I am aware this is a video and he can't hear me, right?
Wow I get that alot
same lmao i actually felt so guilty lol like i actually felt like i was in his way
ur probably a canadian like me
Relatable
i liked before even watching as i know its gonna be amazing
Same
Hahaaa funnniiii
Same
same lol
I do too
"Is she one of us?" 👽👽👽
Alright, Who spilled the human beans?
@I’m not funny Seriously I’m not sus
"I'm gonna punch yoooooooouuuu."
~Brandon Farris
7:16
"I'll just act my age which is 30-35 so I guess I'll just lay down and DIE" 🤣🤣🤣
Hey Brandon next you should do "Google translate makes coffee"
YES
“He looks about 30-35.” “What?! Ouch!” Me sitting here as a 31 year old: 😬
*Ugly cries in a corner* - Me sitting here at less than 2 weeks from 42!
Wendy Foster right? But women age like fine wine. ❤️
@@kellinoel88 Yes we do!
@@wendyfoster8680 Darn. You beat me to one-upping her, but now I can't because you made mine obsolete.
@@gurvmlk It's ok.. we can all feel old as dirt together! LOL
Brandon: you were abducted?
me, who dreamt of being abducted by aliens: uh well I guess-
same
1:36 I love that he turns into a father figure
7:05 As an Australian I saw nothing wrong with this sentence, but then I remembered that other places have a different meaning for rubbers... (In Australia rubbers are Erasers.)
Lol every time you were being beamed up. Hilarious! And the blocking of signals with aluminum foil. Nice touch. 💜
"I know I'm not the best dad" I think you would be awesome dad! 😂
I love how when he says the wrong thing they start floating him lol.
The “pour hot fudge over everything”real got me 🤣
the “i cant hear you” tin foil on the head was such a good joke tbh
Me:Oh! Brandon Farris posted let’s see..”google translate makes-“ WELP *CLICKITY CLICK* TO ANOTHER VIDEO OF BRANDON HURTING HIMSELF
true
When he does the explanation of Google Translate and the "I went on www." stuff it reminds me of Dr. Cox from Scrubs haha
And the Lord said: "Let there be a strange white dude that makes us laugh so we pee ourselves!"
And there was Brandon
And the Lord saw it was good - www.some sort of bible:21:5
Trapphus omg lmaoo🤣
Yasss
If cleanliness is next to godliness dont looks at his Kitchen or his glitter filled recording room
🤣🤣🤣
BLOW THIS UP SO BRANDON CAN SEE IT
Brandon talking to aliens
the aliens that were secretly watching us :
👁 👄 👁
5:46- 😱😱THATS MY FAVOURITE TOO!!!! I have something in common with a genius.
Brandon, never have I ever not laughed myself to tears watching your kitchen mishapery. Thank you for what you do!
6:39 Anyone else noticed that cute mouse on the counter? :')
Imagine what his girlfriend sees when he’s in the kitchen doing these ....her: 👁👃👁.
His girlfriend: What are you doing.
Him: Oh umm just making a video nothing special.
Her: *walks in* OMG!
Him: What?
What she sees: 🧑🏼🦰👉🏼💩
What he sees: ✨clean✨
😂🤣
👁👄👁
Not to ruin your fun but I understand if him and his wife can live together but they don’t
. 🦱
👂👁👃👁👂
👄
She wont be disgusted
5:13 THE WAY HES SAYING IT IS SENDING ME
Foil on head
8:13 "Where did the voices go?"
XD the way he talks like he's a human is hilarious. We all know most "humans" aren't humans at all
Oh wait they didn't know that
0-0 oh....
0o0 n o **stage whispers** you’re giving us awwaaaaaay ÒnÓ
what have you done, those humans will know now O.O
impletfox oHHH NO
WE MUST BE CASUAL
PLAY IT COLD
YES THAT IS THE PHRASE IS IT NOT AHAHA YES
EENGLESH
@@sanetrathedragon7940 yes we will be cooold, uhhh, like the sun. Wait..that's not right...
I choose to be a cat.
Well I would but my cats won't let me. Apparently you have to be or at least look human to buy canned cat food. I'm afraid my Harlequin might try to eat me if she doesn't get her canned food fix. Again.
Literally after a couple of days she starts to nibble on my legs as well as begging.
By the way I just free feed dry food all the time. She's just spoiled & her brother mooches off of her work.
Brandon: Is Alien.
This essssplains soooo much.
Am I the only one who wants a video camera set up seeing him talk to himself and just moving his camera?
Kettle: **whistles**
Todoroki: **in the corner of the room**
2:07
“english isn’t their first planet”
“i’m sry but-do u speak earth?”
🤣🤣🤣
YAS THE FUNNY MAN IS BACK
Nobody:
Camera: I wAs aBdUcTeD
ARE YOU?-
WEARING A GLASS ANIMALS SHIRT :OOO
Yes omgosh i spend like 10 minutes looking for your comment. Was wondering if anyone else noticed👌
I THOUGHT I JUST CAN'T READ NFKSHCKSBCJNS LOVE THIS SHIRT, THATS A NICE SHIRT
OMG HE IS
OMG WE STANNNNN
Brandon Farris knows how to be a human being 😭
I just love the fact that bradnon treats the camera like it's a real human. Legit the funniest thing on this series. Also brandon if you ever read this i just want you to know that you're my favourate youtuber man. keep it up.
The “I’m gonna punch you” had me dying
Can you try google translate makes cheese bits?
I love how you fully commit to a joke and spend the video being "abducted".😄
Brandon : Which of the 9 should I use..."
Ad cuts in "... Google chrome!" 😂
1:50 why does he has so much water haha
7:10 Mr. Beast looking for video ideas: I N T E R E S T I N G
“Who is ‘we’?” *looks up to the sky suspiciously*
Brandon: 'You’re right. I will just go and act my age, that is 30-35 so I will just go lay dawn and dieeeeeeeeeee...'
3:38 that look on his face before punching it tho 🤣🤣❤
2:10 Blenders actually end up heating up the contents because they're adding kinetic energy, and heat is kinetic energy. There's nowhere for the extra energy to go, so the contents heat up.
i like your funny words magic man
i love how he actually eats whatever he makes though. it just makes his videos so so much better
"I mean fellow..earth....person"
Bold of you to assume I'm an earth person
nobody:
the eyes on the fridge: 👀👀👀👀👀
what if he starts "google translate make _______ blindfolded"
oh god that would be a mess.
The "listen champ" part is fucking brilliant and I've never gotten tired of it lol
I love how Brandon pretends to an alien this ENTIRE video😭 I’m so glad that like 5 years ago my sister showed me u, bc I’ve been watching you ever since and I do not regret
the fact that he is wearing a glass animals shirt, he can summon a whole fandom.
Yes
I love that he was acting like he was talking to aliens
Hm oh um yeah yeah yeah.... yeah he was acting.... 👀
Hehe
Is no one gonna talk about the lube thing
I was just about to say something Bc everyone else is just ignoring it lol
It was corn huskers lotion, lol!
I have been scrolling for so long looking for this
I was literally scrolling through the comments looking for someone to say something
@@kelleywillis3789 did I ask KAREN
"Wait, where'd ya'll go? Wait, now I can't hear you!"
Me, when I do something stupid, and even the voices in my head leave! 😱🤣 Loves ya!🖤💋💋
You're too funny. I couldn't breathe 🤣
Also, I LOVE your shirt! Glass Animals! ❤