"I'm not allowed to drink still water bc sparkling water sparkles and I always need to sparkle like a star or else William will leave me for a younger girl, who sparkles more."
I'm waiting for the day where it's like, "Today, after a light healthy breakfast of bacon, eggs, pancakes, sausage, and whatever the heck else I want, we're going into the woods to dig a hole. William always said he wanted to be buried, not cremated, but he didn't specify in one piece, which makes it a bit easier to drag him out there in a bag."
I would actually really love to see her pull a "Cinderella's Dead" move. She's a bad bitch, especially if she's smart and dedicated enough to maintain that absolutely ludicrous standard he's set.
Girl get your life. I'd rather struggle on my own then have someone control me. That man is not going to marry you and why are you staying with a man who threatens to leave you for a younger woman. There is always a younger woman. This is the second video of yours that I have watched. I hope you are saving some of the money he is giving you. You are going to need it.
Watching her newest video now, which is talking about how she was in the most horrible relationship of her life and just wanted to get out of it and when she finally did she was so happy and now she’s in the new and amazing much love you ❤❤❤❤
Women have this pattern, most all say they have just left a bad relationship with a terrible man. The past experience somehow justifies whatever they're doing now. It's not them, it's the experience. Don't get involved in these psychological games.
@@davidh7799 sure buddy. And you, your friends and the (probably male) youtubers you got this from are the ones to identify this pattern. Thank good for your input. Do me a favor and research cognitive bias. Understand that you brain searches for patterns even when there are none, or mistakes correlation for causation and understand only your very narrow sample size the way you analyze this is the problem. Afterwards do some actual scientific (social sciences) research and then say the same afterwards. Until then, good luck with your world view.
Knowing that you had just ended an abusive relationship, these take on a darker note for me Haley. I am SO happy you are in a wonderful relationship now.
"William said i shouldn't breath so loud so i stopped breathing" "After praticing my pretty cry i praticed my demon smile when he dies and i be rich🤭🤗" "And William always says my name is ugly so i changed it to his name" (This 3 came to my mind like 😂)
I feel you, cuzzo. When my step dad died, I was crying and sobbing so hard until I passed a mirror and was literally jarred out of my grief by how ridiculous I looked. It was that bad 😐
“he will leave me for a younger woman.” 😩😂and the lingerie in the duvet was hilarious too! Seems like William is unapologetically exercising his options! 🤭💀
If your billionaire boyfriend finds you out of uniform, he will get upset and leave you for an 18 year old. Happened to me once. I tried cleaning the house nude for my next billionaire boyfriend, but he thought that that was unbecoming of a young lady like me and I got demoted to second mistress duty. I now simply have identical copies of my girlfriend uniform for cleaning, working out (sidenote: make sure you don’t sweat. You will have to sleep in the red light machine for a week if you do), and other household chores. I now have a ring on my finger and I’m hoping to marry my current billionaire boyfriend before he realizes I’m 25. Hope that helped!
Thank you for sharing your experience Hayley! We are all so proud of you and appreciate your content. You always make me laugh no matter how bad my day is so it’s really great your spreading positive vibes on the internet ❤❤
What a kind man to leave surprises everywhere for you to find from Lingerie in the laundry, diamond earrings in his worn pants, etc. It’s like a treasure hunt! Next maybe lipstick in the car 😂
oooh and it can be an open one already cuz he tired it before hand to see if the color would match her or else he'll leave her😍😍😍 such a wonderful boyfriend!!!
OMG! I forgot my lipstick in my dad’s car (he lent it to us his when we went there on vacation) and my mom found it like a month later 😅 you can’t understand the drama, with my dad accusing her of planting the lipstick there on purpose and my mom saying I was covering for him when I said it was mine 🤦🏻♀️
Lol I'm watching this right after I found out that the guy I've been dating for two years has traded me in for a newer model 🤣 he's 28, I'm 27, and she's 20 💀
you better be joking you do not need that controlling jerk threatening you and making you be so worried about your looks you are beautiful no matter what and you are a strong independent woman.
All the things that William do: 1 cheats on you that laundry isn't for you is of another girl 2 controls your life Things you should do for yourself : 1 broke up with William 2 sorry darling but if William will ever propose to you it will be in an other world 3 eat what and how much you want 4 if you get older thats okay everyone gets older 5 is not the first time you see some type of laundry that isn't yours so you think it is a gift, but it isn't I love you so much ❤❤❤❤
“William has made it clear that he will hire a hitman to kill me by midnight so I have to try and sleep with him to convince him to let me live a couple more days”
@@akihitootaku ..she probably works as an influencer + side job (considering her life style and yt popularity, couldn’t be only influencer) and no, this isn’t the reality, the video is clearly criticizing this lifestyle
"William loves to leave me the cutest surprise gifts in the Landry like this lingerie I will put it on latter and surprise him" My brain be like "Is he cheating on her?"
"I can't breath heavily because William does not like it and would leave me for a younger women🥰"
I can't go for loo, because William doesn't like it and clearly said he would leave me for younger girls.
Hey Yeotan*bows down*
Wtf are you a slave….?
How pathetic 😮
💀
This is bugging meeee
“William made it very clear that if I sh*t he will leave me for someone who’s constipated”😂😂
LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Omg lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“ and William will dump me if I blink because I’m missing a moment of looking at his face”
Swear omggg i hate itttt
😆😆😆
😂🤣😂🤣
Ikr
🤣🤣🤣
What I like about William is that he's very clear about everything. Communication is key!
He communicates via his secretary 💀
😂
He is so real (fake)😅
Bro is this William? Ain’t no way a sane person gonna say that
😂
“and after that i practice my sad face reaction when he dies and i get the money”
Ae good one
🤣
Must show this to my little sister. She is serious about being a gold digger when she grows up, she is 11 😅
@@somethingbambi875 Hey tell your sister I'm 11 and a girl too🙂
Edit: No worries I don't have a bad intention just wanting to make friends
😂
William doesn't like it when I cover his face with a pillow and lean really heavily on it. 😂😂😂
😂😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
“I can’t breath because William has made it clear that he will leave me for a different girl who doesn’t breathe.”
@RayStinks huh
@RayStinks wow so accurate
@RayStinks jeez okay
Bro copied someones comment word for word💀
That just sounds like he’s a necrophiliac
"I'm not allowed to drink still water bc sparkling water sparkles and I always need to sparkle like a star or else William will leave me for a younger girl, who sparkles more."
Every wattpad fanfic :
👽👽
yea ummm what u said something
💀 same s hit i commented on another video of her bilLioNaiRE BoyFrIenD
@@themostboringperson2 ?
The accuracy is scary 😂
I’m invested… In this girl’s acting career. She’s too funny.
Yes same here
shes too good 😭😭
Sounds like you're 😔
What if she is not acting
OMG! You're right I didn't get it
I'm waiting for the day where it's like, "Today, after a light healthy breakfast of bacon, eggs, pancakes, sausage, and whatever the heck else I want, we're going into the woods to dig a hole. William always said he wanted to be buried, not cremated, but he didn't specify in one piece, which makes it a bit easier to drag him out there in a bag."
I would actually really love to see her pull a "Cinderella's Dead" move. She's a bad bitch, especially if she's smart and dedicated enough to maintain that absolutely ludicrous standard he's set.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Girl get your life. I'd rather struggle on my own then have someone control me. That man is not going to marry you and why are you staying with a man who threatens to leave you for a younger woman. There is always a younger woman. This is the second video of yours that I have watched. I hope you are saving some of the money he is giving you. You are going to need it.
😂😂😂😂
@@sharoncooper5381 it’s just a skit lol
Watching her newest video now, which is talking about how she was in the most horrible relationship of her life and just wanted to get out of it and when she finally did she was so happy and now she’s in the new and amazing much love you ❤❤❤❤
Women have this pattern, most all say they have just left a bad relationship with a terrible man. The past experience somehow justifies whatever they're doing now. It's not them, it's the experience. Don't get involved in these psychological games.
@@davidh7799 sure buddy. And you, your friends and the (probably male) youtubers you got this from are the ones to identify this pattern. Thank good for your input. Do me a favor and research cognitive bias. Understand that you brain searches for patterns even when there are none, or mistakes correlation for causation and understand only your very narrow sample size the way you analyze this is the problem. Afterwards do some actual scientific (social sciences) research and then say the same afterwards. Until then, good luck with your world view.
@@jimwagner7817 all I've got to. say is I hope you are married.
She sounded so honest I really thought she needed some help😂
Me too lol
Lol
I was ur one thousandth like 😃 But anyway, SAME HERE LMAO 🤣
Same LMAOO
Me too bro 👍
“I can’t blink fully because William sees it as a sigh of getting old”
💀
FALSE! she can 😡 she can blink heavily 3 times a day, but thats it or shell het dumped. DONT LIE!!! 😡
*sign
Williams dad must've punished william severly as a kid
she cant blink because it would be seen as a S.O.S
"William said to not open the fridge because it gives me wrinkles and would leave me for a younger woman"🥰🥰
🤨😵☹️🙄😉
Hah hahaha hahaha IDK what to say
After reading the community post, im crying
Every Adult Fiction protagonist
1.8K likes and no comment? Let me change that ✨
I was about to type this
Can u suggest me any book with normal people in it, like relatable plots and love/relationships?
FR
Ik
She almost had me in the beginning..ok, I 👀 you satire. 😂
good, i haven't had enough sleep and my brain isn't up to speed yet. i was thinking "this can't be serious".
thanks for the confirmation.
“I can’t move because William doesn’t like it because he said it gives me wrinkles and he will leave me for a younger woman” 😁
Lol 😭
William is so nice about the way he says everything! You are so lucky!!!
I'm here from your apartment video, this video was too funny. 👌
Omg sameee!!!
Omg sameee!! It was soo funny!
Omg sameee!!!!! It was sooo funny!
Same here 😂❤️😃
What apartment video 🤔🤔🤔
" I roll my skin with every stone I can possibly buy"🤣🤣
I just use the big rocks I have outside 🤔😂😁
@@sallyguerra206 Out in the driveway 😂😂😂
@@michellerobin5461 🤣🤣🤣🤣you🤘🤣🤣🤣🤣💖
*aggressively rolls stones on face*
Lol
“William doesn’t like how I breath so I just stopped doing that”
what a comment
fr tho
William is so considerate making sure you know how much he cares about how pretty you are🥰
After the pretty cry I practice my evil laugh for when William is dying a year later-
OOOOOHHHHH
Good one 👏
😂😂😂
I salute you woman
“William has made it clear that he doesn’t like natural skin so I ripped my skin off😍”
Her: IM SO CUTE IM SO CUTE *rips off my face*
I can’t tell if she’s serious or not 😂😅
Don't worry she's just acting lol
FR I WAS SO CONFUSED AND I WAS LIKE “Bro needs help”
Don’t worry she’s just acting 🗿
obviously not
it's satire dw 💀
only the men seem to not be able to tell that its joke.
Knowing that you had just ended an abusive relationship, these take on a darker note for me Haley. I am SO happy you are in a wonderful relationship now.
Jesus, I can’t believe she ACTUALLY went through this and this ACTUALLY happened to her. That’s not funny because it’s NOT a joke.
@@AnonDegenerate if you lived in south pole , someone would sell a refridgerator to you with no problem
Isn't this a parody? This isn't real. Isn't it?
“ i ain’t sayin she a gold digger
but she ain’t messin wit no broke”
“Get down girl, go ahead Get down”
they're ALL broke "'
Nigga
Nigga I am black
Yes that one move about that fish...
"William has made it clear that if i cry about my cramps, he will leave me for another younger woman"
why do i have so many Likes? :/
“I can’t die because William would leave me for a younger woman and then I would die from sadness”
Girl you are so pretty! You literally look like your in your early 20s!
I love how some people think you’re being serious x) here for the sarcasm
Then what does she do? Did she earn all this?
@@akihitootaku idk i’m just here for the sarcasm
@@akihitootaku why ? do you think women can't get all of these by themselves?
@@slimshadypleasestandup when did i doubt that? I am simply curious about her occupation lol
@@akihitootaku may be she is rich like from a rich family or may be she earns pretty good... She looks like a model though
''William gets upset when i sneeze because it is unladylike to let out such an ungodly noise in his presence''
Oh my god 😂
"I have lost leg privileges because William does not like me going anywhere without his permission 🥰"
This is where it all began
"William told me that he does not like how I sleep and would leave me for a younger woman." 😍🥰
The way that she was going to throw up after the oat meal like gurl same
Fr
"William said i shouldn't breath so loud so i stopped breathing"
"After praticing my pretty cry i praticed my demon smile when he dies and i be rich🤭🤗"
"And William always says my name is ugly so i changed it to his name"
(This 3 came to my mind like 😂)
You're awesome! God!
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
Of course some ugly woman would make jokes like that out of sheer jealousy over the fact she is a cat lady
@@paulrobinson3213 bro- it was a joke
@@mariagoluch862 Mine was too.
William is the boyfriend of every girl's dreams.
He's a billionaire. The box is ticked.
Girl you slay. Your sarcasm is on next level 😂
What sarcasm 💀 William is the best Bf ever ❤
@Potato Fr some ppl are just jealous about how is to have such a good bf
Wait, she's being sarcastic?
Made ur comment 1000 likes
@Chloe's English her name is not even Bailey
"my billionaire BF William is so cheap, that he doesn't hire a maid for me, hence I've to vacuum our apartment"
The name William is now stuck in my head and How she said I like to get small and you just for breakfast with literally a plate of dried oats
Too funny 😁
Omg. Frig william
Bruh first of all idk if it's the guy William from Elona Holmes or idk
Omg ikk
chores in the black formal dress just slayed me
I rly hope that eventually we get a sequel where someone treats her well 🥺
It was a joke
@@froggy9651 yes that's why they said sequel. You really think we're at the point of treating peoples lives like movie instalments 😂
@@emstink idk just think about Andrew Tate 👀👀👀👀👀 oh shit I hope I don’t summon his minions 😂
@@godisreal3384 you have to say his name three times in a row like Beetlejuice or bloody Mary. I think we're safe...this time
William does not want me to have a brain, so I'm having it surgically removed this afternoon 😁
What? The lobotomy wasn't good enough for William?
Then I practice my pretty cry-
Me: I look like a rat crying- 🥲
Edit: *me dies of how much likes I have*
well, looks like William would want you to practise a pretty cry /j
omg i do too ur not alone
Fr
I feel you, cuzzo. When my step dad died, I was crying and sobbing so hard until I passed a mirror and was literally jarred out of my grief by how ridiculous I looked. It was that bad 😐
William is so kind to be so straightforward and honest with you so that you never have to worry about why he left you!! You will already know!!
William wants me to workout in a bodycon dress.....💀
Edit:- tysm for the 500+ likes.....
😭
😂😂😂😂😭
Lmfao the light therapy took me out 😂😂😂😂😂
😄😄
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is some top tier satire, up there with American Psycho and Thank you for Smoking. Her writing deserves more credit
“he will leave me for a younger woman.” 😩😂and the lingerie in the duvet was hilarious too! Seems like William is unapologetically exercising his options! 🤭💀
Have no idea about that red light lol
He loves cheating!
“ I wake up every morning” OMG you need a award
When she pulled out the pile of oats for breakfast-
' I roll my skin with every stone that I can possibly buy ! '
Savage🙏
William is so kind and caring😂
I cannot dress up before i clean my home...first i clean,then i workout,and thereafter i take a bath and dress up
this is why u dont have a billionaire boyfriend
@@Furrina89 too funny
If your billionaire boyfriend finds you out of uniform, he will get upset and leave you for an 18 year old. Happened to me once. I tried cleaning the house nude for my next billionaire boyfriend, but he thought that that was unbecoming of a young lady like me and I got demoted to second mistress duty. I now simply have identical copies of my girlfriend uniform for cleaning, working out (sidenote: make sure you don’t sweat. You will have to sleep in the red light machine for a week if you do), and other household chores. I now have a ring on my finger and I’m hoping to marry my current billionaire boyfriend before he realizes I’m 25. Hope that helped!
@@queenkatara7861 "before he realizes I'm 25" 😭
Is Leonardo DiCaprio your billionaire boyfriend?
It’s satire, honey. I’m guessing you don’t know what that is.
I'm here for this ToXiC relationship
True
How is this toxic?!? William is literally a prince charming! I wish I could find someone like him 😫
@@insertname8506 excuse me?! You can not Bering serious!
@@Milla.oder.so. he's obviously not serious 😂
@@insertname8506 OMG YASSS SAME!! Like who wouldn’t want a man like William ❤
"William told me that he doesn't like me having eyes bc he thinks I'm seeing other men so I'm gonna rip my eyes out😻"
Wow thanks for the likes
😂😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂
“ or he will leave me for a younger woman”
Lmao😂
Thank you for sharing your experience Hayley! We are all so proud of you and appreciate your content. You always make me laugh no matter how bad my day is so it’s really great your spreading positive vibes on the internet ❤❤
What a kind man to leave surprises everywhere for you to find from Lingerie in the laundry, diamond earrings in his worn pants, etc. It’s like a treasure hunt! Next maybe lipstick in the car 😂
oooh and it can be an open one already cuz he tired it before hand to see if the color would match her or else he'll leave her😍😍😍 such a wonderful boyfriend!!!
🤣🤣🤣💀
And don't forget the random condom in the car seat behind!
OMG! I forgot my lipstick in my dad’s car (he lent it to us his when we went there on vacation) and my mom found it like a month later 😅 you can’t understand the drama, with my dad accusing her of planting the lipstick there on purpose and my mom saying I was covering for him when I said it was mine 🤦🏻♀️
William is clear in his communication and i love it how he cares about your health
I like how she still does all the house chores by herself marrying a billionaire 😂😂😂
Pretty sure that lingerie in the laundry is not a gift, either.
Sorry is this comment sarcastic? 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@johns9652 we all know, its sarcasm
William is so thoughtful. Leaves you a surprise in the laundry
Legit does not even say what happened to her wrist,just says "so don't worry"😆
“William always leaves me gifts In the laundry like this bra!” William says he will leave me for a younger woman”😭
Lol I'm watching this right after I found out that the guy I've been dating for two years has traded me in for a newer model 🤣 he's 28, I'm 27, and she's 20 💀
You made it out just in time!
He chose to date you when you were 25, consider yourself lucky. You must have been extraordinary beautiful when you were younger
@@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 lol sure did haha 😂
@@theone4929 that’s not even lucky.
@Srn 2255 U better fast forward to fully forgot that ped0phile.
Who’s here in the summer of 2024?
The fact she isn't a billionaire girlfriend but she's a model herself that's married to a football player is the mood of this channel 😁
was*
Well she decided since her husband is out of the NFL she decided to divorce him
@Does_it_come_in_black exactly the case. Not because she found he was cheating a lot.
She is also a judge on Miss America contest.
@@Does_it_come_in_black he cheated on her multiple times. Good on her for not accepting being treated like that.
Y'all it's her....she's *THE Y/N!!!*
reminds of my wattpad era
😂😂😂
Next I practice not smiling bc William things I’m smiling at someone behind him and will leave me for a younger girl who’s more loyal-
Omg I'm so triggered by this 😂
When she told us about “William” it made so much sense I’m so sorry you had to go through that Haley.
“I can not even eat,sleep,breathe, or blink because William has made it clear he does not like it and will leave me for other girls 🥰”
you better be joking you do not need that controlling jerk threatening you and making you be so worried about your looks you are beautiful no matter what and you are a strong independent woman.
“I can’t eat because William doesn’t like it and he said he would leave me for another woman” 🥰😍
The dead variety 😮
I YHOIGHT IT AAID I CANT EAT WILLIAM PLS 😭
Her :Red light
Me: the moment when i close my eyes all i see is red light
(Only stray kids fans will understand)
I cannot breathe without you being right by my side 😂
"내가 널 혼자 둘 수 없다는 거 알잖아"
- BangChan
What?🤯
I'm going crazy now
I was not breathing when i was watching the music video😌
All the things that William do:
1 cheats on you that laundry isn't for you is of another girl
2 controls your life
Things you should do for yourself :
1 broke up with William
2 sorry darling but if William will ever propose to you it will be in an other world
3 eat what and how much you want
4 if you get older thats okay everyone gets older
5 is not the first time you see some type of laundry that isn't yours so you think it is a gift, but it isn't
I love you so much ❤❤❤❤
"I can't sleep because william said the bed bugs will bite me and make me ugly and would leave me for a younger woman"😌
LMFAOO BED BUGS WHAT 😭😭😭😭💀
I love how “William” is the voice in her head. Picasso 👌🏼 I like it😅
William is the boyfriend 😭😭✋
Why'd hear that last bit in Mushu's voice? 🐉
The voice of God. We know what his name is at least, we still don't know, how he looks like though...
my goodness she got me in the first half...... rolling on the floor 😭😭
Yeah, half way through I was like okay, this must be a joke.
William is so kind, his friend Amanda must have her apartment flooded, so her took her clothes to their laundry 🥰🥰🥰
“William has made it clear that he will hire a hitman to kill me by midnight so I have to try and sleep with him to convince him to let me live a couple more days”
Hahaha! At first I thought, oh no...another "stay at home girlfriend". You really did a good job impersonating her. lol.
Does she have a job tho? Lol i came here for first time and can't believe this isn't here reality
@@akihitootaku ..she probably works as an influencer + side job (considering her life style and yt popularity, couldn’t be only influencer)
and no, this isn’t the reality, the video is clearly criticizing this lifestyle
@@lkm630y79 i saw her other videos and realised she makes sarcastic videos
Like i said i came here for the first time....
@@akihitootaku you are everywhere. Change your mindset.
@@dailyanimalshortsplanet_27 huh what did I do lmao?
" i like to keep my breakfast very simple and nutritous. yummy!" *procceeds to show a plate with dry oatmeal and a glass of water*
This is some of the best sarcasm I’ve heard in years…You go girl…😂😂❤️🔥🔥
After finally catching my breath from laughing I had to flee to the comments
"My heart cant pump blood because it makes a tiny bit of noise which interrupts his talking and he would leave me for a younger woman🥰"
POV's on wattpad be like:
Perfection, this is what a perfect realtionship looks like, ladies take a note, learn from her.
LMAO I THOUGHT SHE WAS BEING FR. Omg. Honestly good acting. 😭
"William loves to leave me the cutest surprise gifts in the Landry like this lingerie I will put it on latter and surprise him"
My brain be like
"Is he cheating on her?"
Yes, he is
A billionaire gave her a side chick apartment. Lol
My brain be like "can you get cooties from wearing someone else's lingerie?? 🧐"
Thanks for all the likes and comments
Yes he is.. lol
Bill seems to be a really nice guy 😂 focused on inner values
“I can’t make him a sandwich because William would leave me for a younger girl 😊”
My face when that red magic machine came up:😳🫢🫨🤔
🎵🎶 Haley don't know Williams getting hot, at the body shop, doing smthing uNhOlYyYyYy 🎶🎵
William have made it clear that he will leave me for younger women . Dead
“William has made it clear I have started to age”
“William doesn’t like the cast”
“Wil…
Ohhhhh it’s a joke 😂
I like William's honesty
Why do I feel like this is secretly the most realistic stay at home gf video 😄
“Next step and final..we kill Willia-“
Lol. At first I thought you were serious.. then I realised. Lol nice! Love the " suprise gift" in the laundry