Stellar Blade Was Too Much For Me

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
  • did not change my life.
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  • @estaliah.8276
    @estaliah.8276 4 месяца назад +1446

    watching him play hurt my eyes sm 😭. Only light attack spam, no parry, no blocking, never use beta skill

    • @alekmoth
      @alekmoth 4 месяца назад +192

      It is weird. Like would he enjoy a game where there were no mechanics and only a one button spam attack? No need to parry or dodge, just tank everything.

    • @Stalkingwolf
      @Stalkingwolf 4 месяца назад +135

      he is a slow learner. he said it self. its in every game. Watching him play No Rest for the Wicked was pain.

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 4 месяца назад +44

      ​@@alekmothif he can get away with it then its more of the game fualt for lettting him be able to just spam attacks

    • @Grint20
      @Grint20 4 месяца назад +82

      That's the "Asmongold plays a souls like" for you my dude

    • @Toerworth
      @Toerworth 4 месяца назад +43

      yes, it’s like that with every game. He’s not a bad player, just learns really slow and acts like it the game’s fault, but when he learns he plays well.

  • @nightlyboot4888
    @nightlyboot4888 4 месяца назад +1177

    I love Asmon but anytime he plays a game that isn’t turn based or dark souls… it’s like handing my mother the controller 😭

    • @TechCareerNow
      @TechCareerNow 4 месяца назад +131

      You should check out his OG Dark Souls streams. It was one of the most embarrassing and frustrating things you'll ever watch, he's always been this way.

    • @cellphone7223
      @cellphone7223 4 месяца назад +36

      Mom would still do it better...

    • @Saeedsc
      @Saeedsc 4 месяца назад +7

      When did he play something turned based?

    • @BobFudgee
      @BobFudgee 4 месяца назад +25

      It took him years and years to learn Dark Souls lmao

    • @riotangel4701
      @riotangel4701 4 месяца назад +5

      Didn't he have a difficult time as well when he first transitioned to *Dark Souls* ?

  • @jeno2101
    @jeno2101 4 месяца назад +818

    I bought the physical copy of the the game to support the devs and disabled auto update.

    • @jaynemo674
      @jaynemo674 4 месяца назад +45

      Snowflake

    • @Samymaniac
      @Samymaniac 4 месяца назад +219

      Based

    • @RivalRed
      @RivalRed 4 месяца назад

      @@jaynemo674 Raindrop

    • @chocolat-kun8689
      @chocolat-kun8689 4 месяца назад +136

      @@cyberturkey77 censored stuff, Hard R become Crime R, and one outfit is now less revealing.

    • @DEERCRACKERLOVER
      @DEERCRACKERLOVER 4 месяца назад +223

      @@cyberturkey77 the patch made some censorship which makes no sense since the game's demographic is 18+

  • @CrimsonFIame
    @CrimsonFIame 4 месяца назад +492

    We go through this every single time he starts a new game. He went through this with Elden Ring too. He'll suck at the game for 6-8 hours and blames the pressure of the viewers or the mechanics or simply just get frustrated till he fiddles with the game a bit more

    • @egilala9847
      @egilala9847 4 месяца назад +49

      Monke no want tutorial

    • @kostasspirou1010
      @kostasspirou1010 4 месяца назад +9

      Tbh Elden Ring was kinda weird in the beginning, because it's not a traditional souls game, you have to play it from an open world game pov and not a souls game pov

    • @DarkerCry
      @DarkerCry 4 месяца назад +22

      It's funny cause I remember him assuming the game was just going to be a one button win game lol

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 4 месяца назад +31

      Basically he's shit games.

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 4 месяца назад +4

      .. and?

  • @GMan345ism
    @GMan345ism 4 месяца назад +486

    This is proof that Asmon NEVER FINISHED SEKIRO

    • @mandrews6282
      @mandrews6282 4 месяца назад +9

      Lol

    • @assassn8gaming
      @assassn8gaming 4 месяца назад +4

      🤣🤣

    • @OldManHash
      @OldManHash 4 месяца назад +44

      Can we turn this into a Sekiro appreciation comment? God damn that game is GOAT'ed.

    • @numetalklass
      @numetalklass 4 месяца назад +32

      The guy is bad at gaming and blames the game for it.

    • @PalebloodSky
      @PalebloodSky 4 месяца назад +15

      ​@@OldManHashNear perfect game. The only other game that is pretty much flawless is RE1 Remake, in my opinion.

  • @FireJach
    @FireJach 4 месяца назад +107

    Asmongold:
    Spends hours on reading reddit ans twitter
    Has no will to read short tutorial sentences to enjoy a simple game

    • @beastrule
      @beastrule 4 месяца назад +4

      It is mind boggling 😂

    • @RabidHobbit
      @RabidHobbit 4 месяца назад +6

      He's probably sensitive about not wanting to take too much time to do boring stuff, and wants to stay in the action as much as possible to make it interesting for us viewers. Tutorials are indeed boring, but in this game they are pretty much necessary.

    • @ETBrooD
      @ETBrooD 4 месяца назад +4

      @@RabidHobbit Asmon has no patience for anything that's not instantly gratifying. It's got nothing to do with him wanting to entertain, he could be just as entertaining without narrowing his horizon so much. He is naturally entertaining, and he could be just as entertaining if he took the time to understand the big picture of things.

    • @CrimsonRayne
      @CrimsonRayne 4 месяца назад +2

      If it doesn't make him money he doesn't care. Being stupid makes him content. It's all about content. One thing I dislike from him. Lack of authenticity in these moments. But it's his job

  • @docbenway1082
    @docbenway1082 4 месяца назад +154

    I think I understand why Asmon prefers to make so many videos talking about games instead of actually playing them...2 hours in he bans someone for telling him how to use the most basic special and literally a minute later starts going on about how he doesn't understand what he's doing wrong and how he doesn't want to learn how to play it on stream because there are too many distractions 😞

    • @smurfie8412
      @smurfie8412 4 месяца назад +1

      Because your woke fanboy

    • @beastrule
      @beastrule 4 месяца назад +24

      @@smurfie8412what?

    • @beastrule
      @beastrule 4 месяца назад +4

      Yeah he hates it the most to play new games on stream

    • @steamdeck_guy
      @steamdeck_guy 4 месяца назад +8

      @@smurfie8412 *You're

    • @42smash36
      @42smash36 4 месяца назад

      @@steamdeck_guy so your a trump supporter

  • @anuma6217
    @anuma6217 4 месяца назад +208

    How can a guy who does nothing but play games all day, every day, suck so much at actually playing games???

    • @wuy4
      @wuy4 4 месяца назад +89

      Because hes a wow gamer, and all they do is auto attack and spam buttons.

    • @talkingtakotaco8611
      @talkingtakotaco8611 4 месяца назад +14

      Dumb plays generally get more views I think. No one really wants to watch an average player. People want to watch someone be either an expert at the game or completely inept at the game. Being in between isn't as fun.

    • @blazers4life994
      @blazers4life994 4 месяца назад +3

      It’s called having a life, you should try it sometime.

    • @NoahBerzerk
      @NoahBerzerk 4 месяца назад +30

      @@blazers4life994 Uhh what ? are you saying asmon has one and anuma doesnt ? so ur saying he does play videogames all day but bcs he sucks that means he has a life ? makes sense 💀

    • @komi8628
      @komi8628 4 месяца назад +4

      @@blazers4life994he does??

  • @mr.seraphom8522
    @mr.seraphom8522 4 месяца назад +480

    Stellar Blade didn't change his life? 😢

    • @Kuroganemk2
      @Kuroganemk2 4 месяца назад +148

      It changed his pants.

    • @Toxaroly
      @Toxaroly 4 месяца назад +19

      It changed his waif-u

    • @LaughingRam
      @LaughingRam 4 месяца назад +22

      Let's just say he has a whole new respect for ladders now

    • @Drunkendrakon
      @Drunkendrakon 4 месяца назад

      What a tragedy I know

    • @petebagwell6666
      @petebagwell6666 4 месяца назад +2

      Oh it will

  • @calbon2994
    @calbon2994 4 месяца назад +29

    Bro really forgot that there were other buttons to press besides square and circle

  • @sageky
    @sageky 4 месяца назад +37

    Asmongold day1: ■, ■, ■, ■..... ● x 55
    Asmongold day2 (maybe) :▲, ■, ▲, ■ and if we're lucky, we might see a couple of L1's. 😈

    • @kevinheraud1945
      @kevinheraud1945 3 месяца назад +1

      best one is ▲■■▲ efficient AF

  • @GodEater015
    @GodEater015 4 месяца назад +13

    This Is the equivalent of mashing random buttons in a souls game. No combos, no parrying.

  • @TheInfiniteDraw
    @TheInfiniteDraw 4 месяца назад +20

    So he's not parrying because he read online that the parrying was bugged (it's not) from a bunch of people that were complaining about the game being too hard? By making the game harder by not learning the parry timing? Makes sense.

  • @crackalacs74
    @crackalacs74 4 месяца назад +47

    The last boss at the end of his stream, he literally used NO beta skill moves on the boss, the bar was full the entire time. It’s like he didn’t even realize he was handicapping himself in the fight.

    • @Ti_Fire
      @Ti_Fire 4 месяца назад +18

      you must be new here...

    • @beastrule
      @beastrule 4 месяца назад +10

      He even upgraded his beta bar 😂

    • @robbie_
      @robbie_ Месяц назад

      The game *never shows you how to use a beta skill*.

  • @anonisnoone6125
    @anonisnoone6125 4 месяца назад +315

    Y is Asmon having such a hard time with the gameplay? Did he forget about what the colours on boss attacks mean and that parrying is important?

    • @northstar6920
      @northstar6920 4 месяца назад +139

      Monke brain, no read tutorials.

    • @Viewable11
      @Viewable11 4 месяца назад +36

      @@northstar6920 Plus he said he cannot concentrate on the game while streaming because his brain is occupied with responding to comments.

    • @egilala9847
      @egilala9847 4 месяца назад +7

      Tutorial no fun, running around like a headless chicken is

    • @CrimsonRayne
      @CrimsonRayne 4 месяца назад +9

      Getting older and he says streaming bothers him too so idk. Death rite bird all over again

    • @zolikoff
      @zolikoff 4 месяца назад +32

      This is the same person that went through 3 hours of Dark Souls 1 before figuring out he can use his equipped shield to block.

  • @stevenduzored629
    @stevenduzored629 4 месяца назад +51

    Dose this guy know there's a guard / parry system in the game!

    • @Jarnis-v1c
      @Jarnis-v1c 4 месяца назад +8

      It is Baldie. It is somehow dishonorable to parry. Gotta facetank everything.

    • @maomekat2369
      @maomekat2369 4 месяца назад +4

      he does it on 100-200% purpose..its his schtick. if he plays bad, he gets free comments & material like ours. its easy less tiring too. thousand youtubers playing goood but thget no views. he on otherhand makes 80-90k usd every month while doing no work . he can milk this more . hes prof for reason . do you really think he never eats fruit or never washes or cleans, he mistakenly said in stream he paid 30k in property tax only last year ...because he invests all...then acts like duuuuh light attacks...wuts that duuuh...ty for subbing duhhh

    • @Jarnis-v1c
      @Jarnis-v1c 4 месяца назад

      @@maomekat2369 Guess you are right. Next up: Clips video where editor lambasts all the garbage tier play errors. And I'll click it...

    • @NoName-qd6vp
      @NoName-qd6vp 4 месяца назад +5

      @@maomekat2369 No, it's not on purpose. He's just genuinely bad at most games he streams. He gets real engagement from his react videos where he uses big words for people (i.e. his audience) who don't understand them in order to make himself look like an authority on matters. You see this stuff all this time on social media.

  • @uselesscommodity9634
    @uselesscommodity9634 4 месяца назад +155

    Bruh how?? This game is a cakewalk compared to Elden Ring and he managed to clear that one just fine lmao

    • @manikatti5546
      @manikatti5546 4 месяца назад +39

      Age has caught up to him. Unfortunate but it is what it is.

    • @theanimerapper6351
      @theanimerapper6351 4 месяца назад +119

      Because he doesn't read tutorials. Elden ring was basically just dark souls 4 so he knew how to play that

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 4 месяца назад +22

      This gameplay is more like Sekiro cos of the emphasis on parrying. He probably hasn't played Sekiro.

    • @Laughing_Chinaman
      @Laughing_Chinaman 4 месяца назад +5

      i find the blocking laggy and the enemies attacks are either delayed or lightning quick with little way to tell which. also slow attacks followed immediately with a fast 2nd. the blue dodge is also very hit or miss. not harder than ER but more annoying, ER felt like you're to blame when you die due to lack of skill, this is far more unfair due to mechanics/imput

    • @zerenityzerene4410
      @zerenityzerene4410 4 месяца назад +7

      ​​@@anonisnoone6125he has practically beat every boss in sekiro, and talked about the game many times. He just doesn't do good on stream lol

  • @steamdeck_guy
    @steamdeck_guy 4 месяца назад +9

    His Job: Play Video Games
    What he is bad at: Playing New Video Games
    = bad at his job

  • @Kazar123
    @Kazar123 4 месяца назад +74

    I don't get why people look to Asmon as a paragon of a real "Gamer" when he has a mental breakdown because he doesn't know how to parry in a video game.
    He did the same thing with Sekiro.

    • @voltus20
      @voltus20 4 месяца назад +16

      You just described why.
      This is the perfect representation of the average gamer.
      Remember that, on average, less than 30% of players even finish games, let alone learn to properly play the game they're going through.
      This *is* the real gamer.

    • @Kazar123
      @Kazar123 4 месяца назад +13

      @@voltus20 I mean he has several videos making fun of game journalists for being bad at games and he has like a 50 video series of him making fun of hardcore wow players for being bad.
      Maybe he should be a bit more humble.

    • @budoshi-f2l
      @budoshi-f2l 4 месяца назад +2

      Nobody does , i never saw anyone anywhere mentioned that he is that.

    • @roberts3423
      @roberts3423 4 месяца назад +1

      Eh, not everyone is a pro gamer, most casual gamers are like Asmon and that is what people like about him. They don't watch him for "pro" gameplay, they watch him for his reactions and commentary.

    • @sarigan6365
      @sarigan6365 4 месяца назад +3

      Given how bad the average player I imagine that's the cause for his mass appeal.

  • @Vartazian360
    @Vartazian360 4 месяца назад +18

    I feel bad for the studio that made this game getting bad publicity from one of the biggest streamers because hes literally not using 95% of the mechanics. Sad

  • @JBxLock
    @JBxLock 4 месяца назад +55

    Its so weird he says he LOVES these type of games but this happens every time.

    • @beastrule
      @beastrule 4 месяца назад +6

      Every. Damn. Time.😂

  • @prabhiboyal7459
    @prabhiboyal7459 4 месяца назад +32

    There is NO WAY this guy beat ishiin sword saint. NO WAY

  • @vigor9675
    @vigor9675 4 месяца назад +64

    People saying there’s an input delay on parrying, there isn’t. What there is is a wind up to each action, including parrying, and being locked into animations part way through. The day 1 patch reduced that a bit making it easier to land parries, although it may take some readjusting if you had gotten used to the timings in the demo.
    Hopefully he practices parrying a bit offstream, it’s a pretty heavy part of combat.

    • @Highwaysonyfan87
      @Highwaysonyfan87 4 месяца назад +6

      Nah, it was clearly input delay. Pressing the block button, an animation doesn’t even start happening for quite a bit. You can use the wind-up excuse, but that’s not it: the demo played pretty poorly because of the input latency. The full game plays great, though. There was also delay in standard attacks and combos in the demo

    • @Tackitt
      @Tackitt 4 месяца назад +24

      I played the demo and completely disagree with this input delay nonsense. Total fabrication.

    • @MrArthys
      @MrArthys 4 месяца назад +9

      It was patched, it's just an excuse to not use parry.

    • @Highwaysonyfan87
      @Highwaysonyfan87 4 месяца назад +6

      @@Tackitt it’s been tested, my guy. There WAS major input delay in the demo. And the devs specifically mentioned fixing input timing for parries and standard attacks/combos with the day 1 patch.

    • @Kage2529
      @Kage2529 4 месяца назад +7

      @@Highwaysonyfan87strange because me and so many other ppl had no problem parrying every single enemy in this game. Sounds like a skill issue

  • @SortofFriendlySM
    @SortofFriendlySM 4 месяца назад +26

    This is one of those games that need to be experienced individually, combos have hella depth, combat is amazing, but when you watch someone who doesn’t use different combos n moves, it feels stale lmao, almost dark souls like, same pattern of attacks. I saw gameplay on the demo n I thought the it was square square square, until I played. These combos are insanely cool 😂 button combinations for moves is also something that I find rlly cool for a single player game

  • @anubis1800
    @anubis1800 4 месяца назад +4

    "I like to explore everywhere."
    Proceeds to miss everything.
    He is good at dodging, if only he realized parrying was the same timing and gets you more damage. He just needs to go into practice mode to learn more about how the game's played.

  • @yeastori
    @yeastori 4 месяца назад +90

    imagine playing Sekiro without parrying

    • @2thezaza
      @2thezaza 4 месяца назад +9

      He said he finished it 😂 how

    • @JustSomeChatter
      @JustSomeChatter 4 месяца назад +12

      @@2thezaza 100% Cap

    • @blabla-fw9ix
      @blabla-fw9ix 4 месяца назад

      @@JustSomeChatter I mean to be fair , on a normal playthrough parrying isn't all that essential . Sekiro to me was a game I only struggled because I didn't know how to play it properly , once I learned it to some degree the game became much easier , now I have hundreds of hours and can do a deathless Demon's Bell no Kuro's charm Mortal Journey gauntlet . It really depends how much time you are willing to put in the game . Beating Sekiro on your first playthrough is like learning how to walk , far and I mean far from mastering the game . So I really don't see why anybody who is half decent at games can't beat the normal Sekiro experience . This isn't me attempting to defend Asmon at all , its just me pointing out that people are making Sekiro to be this really hard game when in reality it isn't at all , it is only until you learn how to play it which will take a few hours probably . Obviously if you decide to play without Kuro's charm the game gets a lot harder , the Demon bell will also increase the difficulty but less than than Kuro's Charm .

    • @42smash36
      @42smash36 4 месяца назад

      no, this is not sekiro

    • @Brendangotgudgaming
      @Brendangotgudgaming 4 месяца назад

      Your not beating siekro or lies of p without deflecting your just not unless you take forever to do so and end uo hatting the game before you finish its crazy cuz this game has the easiest parrys out of all of them there's even a skill to help with them I don't think there's a need for it but it's there

  • @Bourinos02
    @Bourinos02 4 месяца назад +60

    He was mentally overwhelmed all along.

  • @ryughvilgefortz7538
    @ryughvilgefortz7538 4 месяца назад +10

    he can talk the talk but he cant walk the walk, blizsards namba one advertisement guy

  • @Nutrafin-3D
    @Nutrafin-3D 4 месяца назад +29

    wow, could never have seen this coming. asmon plays moderately difficult game, doesnt read or use a single tutorial, gets angry.

  • @Gazibaldi
    @Gazibaldi 4 месяца назад +64

    Does your L1 button not work or something Asmon? Get in everything's face and parry the fuck out of everything then punish and beta attack them. Dodging is just for unblockables

    • @Viewable11
      @Viewable11 4 месяца назад +2

      Additonally, there are two skills that allow Eve to get behind the enemy. Blink is one them that is available early. The other (top tier) skill becomes available much later.

    • @guujigaming
      @guujigaming 4 месяца назад +2

      Don’t know how far you’ve gotten so spoiler warning:
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      In the early game perfect parry makes more sense as it will charge beta skill, but as you progress you will unlock burst skills which will charge upon perfect dodges

    • @Gazibaldi
      @Gazibaldi 4 месяца назад

      ​@@guujigamingdo the dodges deplete the posture style gauge later in the game? I'm finding parrying those and hitting the retribution is the route to victory atm. I'm basically playing it like Sekiro with the dodge being a sort of mikiri

    • @guujigaming
      @guujigaming 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Gazibaldi Not entirely sure what you mean, but personally if I see a yellow light I parry, if I see blue/pink light I dodge. Anyway, where I am in the game rn I can pretty much do 4 perfect dodges, then press R1+circle and AoE everything. It takes out most common enemies, and they are shortly stunned so I can do follow up by holding triangle.

    • @Gazibaldi
      @Gazibaldi 4 месяца назад +1

      ​​​​@@guujigamingthere are little yellow pips on the boss health gauge. Each perfect parry you do reduces that by one. When depleted the boss is staggered and you hit triangle for a retribution attack for massive damage. I don't think the perfect dodge depletes that. Well it doesn't so far in terms of skills for me.
      It works on any non unblockable attack too. So you can just about parry everything.

  • @2genders-tk2ue
    @2genders-tk2ue 4 месяца назад +17

    You are bad at games that require any skill...thats ok, just dont bash the game just because you are bad at games.

    • @famgaming6969
      @famgaming6969 4 месяца назад +6

      This happened with lies of p

  • @SoulFistGaming
    @SoulFistGaming 4 месяца назад +34

    im screaming at the screen "JUST BLOCK!"

  • @Seraphim09x
    @Seraphim09x 4 месяца назад +7

    watching him play a game that requires parry...and him...not parrying..is a priceless experience...

  • @BrutusMaximusAurelius
    @BrutusMaximusAurelius 4 месяца назад +18

    Asmon “facetank” gold.

  • @JOROYAN808
    @JOROYAN808 4 месяца назад +9

    theres now way there are people who play worse than journalists, and then there’s Asmongold

  • @ModernTalkingCentral
    @ModernTalkingCentral 4 месяца назад +7

    Not learning how to parry = Death. Parry builds Beta Energy, which activates Retribution and massive damage to the enemies. Practice makes perfect!

  • @victormanteca7395
    @victormanteca7395 4 месяца назад +6

    "Oh I hit the wrong button again" is the catchphrase for this run.

  • @Squeenix1
    @Squeenix1 4 месяца назад +14

    all asmon wants to do is jump attack. you can see it in his eyes

  • @outerdimension7276
    @outerdimension7276 4 месяца назад +27

    When people say this is a hack and slash game, just show them this video. It isn't.

  • @schmerztablette-yn7ft
    @schmerztablette-yn7ft 4 месяца назад +6

    Let's see if we got the full checklist:
    1) no parry at all: check
    2) no lock on: check
    3) no beta skills: check
    4) no combos except square, square, square: check
    Yep, full checklist. This is how my mother would play if I gave her the controller, except she wouldn't dodge either.

    • @robbie_
      @robbie_ Месяц назад

      I didn't know "lock on" even existed until I watched a RUclips video about it. The game gives you sweet FA useful information about its combat mechanics.

  • @MasterRudiment
    @MasterRudiment 4 месяца назад +10

    Looks like this game has been handing a few streamers their asses from what I've seen.

  • @DemonKnight94
    @DemonKnight94 4 месяца назад +11

    This game is too complicated for Asmon, maybe he can learn it off stream.

  • @theduck2970
    @theduck2970 4 месяца назад +51

    It's a solid 8/10 game. Yes yes, we have all the discourse regarding censorship and attractiveness or whatever else but in terms of the gameplay, it's good but not great. However, the soundtrack is surprisingly not really talked about. It's one of the best parts of the game.

    • @theanimerapper6351
      @theanimerapper6351 4 месяца назад +7

      The discourse didn't even effect the score. It's an 8/10 on metacritic

    • @theduck2970
      @theduck2970 4 месяца назад +6

      @@theanimerapper6351 Exactly. So, nobody can complain about "fake scores" and all that. 8/10 is appropriate.

    • @Spacecowboy1997
      @Spacecowboy1997 4 месяца назад +6

      gameplay is great imo. Plays alot like sekiro.

    • @northstar6920
      @northstar6920 4 месяца назад +12

      Combat: Stellar
      Music: beautiful
      Dialouge: A bit clunky at times.
      Eve: gyatt damn
      all and all: 8 or 9 outta 10

    • @B16B0SS
      @B16B0SS 4 месяца назад +1

      I like what I see so far but it seems like a carbon copy of Nier Automata and the soundtrack is very Nier. I don't think that is a bad thing, but I hope their next effort is more original. I don't find the character designs very interesting. Sure they are attractive but they looks like attractive NPCs. I suppose if you like Bayonetta you will also like Eve, I prefer the design of 2B as she feels more mysterious and interesting

  • @maomekat2369
    @maomekat2369 4 месяца назад +9

    guys... he does it on 100-200% purpose..its his schtick. if he plays bad, he gets free comments & material like ours. its easy less tiring too. thousand youtubers playing goood but thget no views. he on otherhand makes 80-90k usd every month while doing no work . he can milk this more . hes prof for reason . do you really think he never eats fruit or never washes or cleans, he mistakenly said in stream he paid 30k in property tax only last year ...because he invests all...then acts like duuuuh light attacks...wuts that duuuh...ty for subbing duhhh

    • @therion451
      @therion451 4 месяца назад +1

      Thousands of youtubers playing bad and not get views either lol, its not the reason

    • @dondahighhh12
      @dondahighhh12 4 месяца назад

      people forget being a RUclipsr is being an entertainer !

  • @beastrule
    @beastrule 4 месяца назад +4

    “Whenever i have to process new information i turn into a restart” - asmongold 2024 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kisansantosh9127
    @kisansantosh9127 4 месяца назад +145

    I wish they will release this game for pc.

    • @impact7014
      @impact7014 4 месяца назад +20

      It was planned to be developed for all platforms until Sony bought exclusivity. So it will likely come out on PC, we just don't know when.

    • @newax_productions2069
      @newax_productions2069 4 месяца назад +21

      @@impact7014 Sony didn't do anything, Shift Up sold out like bisches to sony.

    • @SssNnn2551
      @SssNnn2551 4 месяца назад +3

      I see Spider-Man 2 on Pc

    • @uselesscommodity9634
      @uselesscommodity9634 4 месяца назад +9

      It was but Soyny has to intervene and be all censorship happy about it. It really doesn't seem like a game they would greenlight at all which makes it all the more baffling.

    • @Arkuz8248
      @Arkuz8248 4 месяца назад +5

      It will happen eventually.

  • @throwie4515
    @throwie4515 4 месяца назад +37

    Once again proving he's just bad at games.

    • @LastNight0
      @LastNight0 4 месяца назад +3

      Bros streaming, playing something completely new to him, and playing on a controller, plus can’t someone just enjoy playing games? Like can they do that? It’s not a dick measuring contest bro

    • @rancidiot
      @rancidiot 8 дней назад

      He beat wukong with true ending. .Wukong is harder game. Monke powa

  • @just_oliwer4581
    @just_oliwer4581 4 месяца назад +2

    Just a reminder that Stellar blade was created by Shift Up, the same developers who made Nikke, and it now has a 1,5 anniversary so I would recommend trying it out now. You can't rate a game without even playing it after all, right? 😉

  • @Inutero489
    @Inutero489 4 месяца назад +8

    The game gets better after the demo section

  • @arkcantoscreampsnpc7274
    @arkcantoscreampsnpc7274 4 месяца назад +31

    ⁠unfortunately that he just didn’t read the tutorials again and only used light attacks the whole time so he does 0 damage
    tbh, can’t really trust his game reviews anymore cause he didn’t play them like a normal person. Unfortunate cause hes good content most of the time

    • @prabhiboyal7459
      @prabhiboyal7459 4 месяца назад +6

      I stopped giving thought to his reviews after lies of p. Enjoy his content but you cant go off his assessment when he is only using 25% of any games mechanics

    • @kenethernandez6246
      @kenethernandez6246 4 месяца назад

      ​@prabhiboyal7459 25% is being very generous tbh

  • @petebagwell6666
    @petebagwell6666 4 месяца назад +9

    Did he not play sekiro? This is easier than that game, also he needs to spend 5 minutes in the training room

  • @getmadadam
    @getmadadam 4 месяца назад +7

    Pretty sure he is actually autistic, but is highly functioning. It would explain why he remembers exact details from years ago but struggles learning new information. Pretty common for those on the spectrum. Also explains his viewpoints on hygene and why he thinks everyone else is insane and not him. These are all commonly seen in austistic children and adults.

    • @vizuz
      @vizuz 4 месяца назад +3

      What an idiotic take wow 🤦‍♂️

    • @dondahighhh12
      @dondahighhh12 4 месяца назад +1

      or because he's a 35 year old shut in whose significant social experiences happened years ago before he locked himself in his room to a constant slop of of video-games, reaction videos, twitch and discord every day?

    • @getmadadam
      @getmadadam 4 месяца назад

      @@dondahighhh12 you realize he socializes with his organization all the time right? You know he runs a business? You know he has employees he is accountable for? You know he went to college? Your comment seems a little mean and uneducated. So again says more about you than Zack lol He socializes daily on the internet.

    • @TaeSunWoo
      @TaeSunWoo 4 месяца назад

      @@vizuza nerve’s been hit it seems. OP’s comment was clinical, kinda rude but pretty spot on

  • @ModernTalkingCentral
    @ModernTalkingCentral 4 месяца назад +6

    Stellar Blade is a stellar masterpiece! 10/10
    Pros: Everthing, except for Tachy's storyline.
    Cons: Tachy's storyline. Tachy should have been the main protagonist, even though her hotness, would have been more distracting while playing the game.

  • @manumudgal5776
    @manumudgal5776 4 месяца назад +5

    Bruh, the game is very easy compared to dark souls and you still losing.

  • @gib1402
    @gib1402 4 месяца назад +37

    I think stellar blade was too much for him

  • @reginaldedwards6194
    @reginaldedwards6194 4 месяца назад +1

    Can't tank your way through this game. Parrying and Beta skills are a must to survive some brutal boss fights

  • @tomekiksu3802
    @tomekiksu3802 4 месяца назад +5

    Dodge is good but try to parry more often

  • @vicz88
    @vicz88 4 месяца назад +9

    Mah dood got skill checked HARD by a fucking SUBBOSS LMAO😆

  • @KevenLC
    @KevenLC 4 месяца назад +3

    he's trying to block with circle instead of L1.

  • @mtmoto4522
    @mtmoto4522 4 месяца назад +2

    Block and parry not that hard i did it with skin suit took me 5 times but its not that bad i cant do dark souls but this game is way more reactive when you hit buttons there is not a move lag between hitting button and character responding to inputs and have to wait for animations to complete

  • @GiggaVega
    @GiggaVega 4 месяца назад +40

    Such a great game.
    Even if I have the physical disc, it is a major struggle to keep the unpatched 1.000.000 version.
    Every time you connect to the Internet for anything outside the game, the moment you go back to the game, offline, auto updates disabled, the game will always initiate the patching. You will ALWAYS have to uninstall the game & reinstall it. 10-15 minutes each time.
    Enjoy the game bro.

    • @AlleluyaChuu
      @AlleluyaChuu 4 месяца назад +13

      That's why i stop playing console. You own something that you dont really own at the end. You own it but, the company decide what you and what's authorized to do with it.
      Sucks.

    • @GiggaVega
      @GiggaVega 4 месяца назад +8

      I'll instal it tomorrow on steam lol
      To be fair, all this censorship happened because Sony forced them too. I'm not blaming Shift Up. Hopefully the walk back the censorship. Bro the 1.2 patch is I think 5-9 gb. That's a lot that was patched out and over.

    • @theanimerapper6351
      @theanimerapper6351 4 месяца назад +3

      @@GiggaVega they already confirmed it wasn't Sony forcing them to do anything to her outfits though

    • @drsnowmon
      @drsnowmon 4 месяца назад +14

      @@theanimerapper6351 lol yes it was. IGN and Kotaku reported Shift Up with that "Hard R" is what made Sony bend

    • @theanimerapper6351
      @theanimerapper6351 4 месяца назад +1

      @@drsnowmon I didn't say anything about the Hard R tho, I know that was Sony. The outfits weren't

  • @jmac1141
    @jmac1141 4 месяца назад

    I just got the game two days ago and I didn't die once on my entire play through. I thought the game was extremely forgiving and easy. Asmongold is a great example of not learning game mechanics. Every souls game or souls like he just swings a big sword until he gets lucky and beats the boss. This reason is what makes it so entertaining to watch him play souls games. It's funny to watch him mald so hard

  • @TheHammemo
    @TheHammemo 4 месяца назад +4

    Man I thought I was watching DSP.

  • @BigBoyAdvance
    @BigBoyAdvance 4 месяца назад +9

    Asmongoloid never played a fast-paced action game before? I'm sorry, but being "good" in Souls games isn't an achievement buddy. Souls games are soooo sloooow.

    • @TheKareem1212
      @TheKareem1212 4 месяца назад

      What?? This crap is a fromsoftware game. There's nothing fast at all about this game. It's way too slow and clunky.

  • @-who-
    @-who- 4 месяца назад +6

    Bro cant play without watching some guides 😅
    Wo Long incident

  • @RabidHobbit
    @RabidHobbit 4 месяца назад

    I had a lot of trouble parrying too, but then I discovered that you can't just tap parry, you have to hold it for like a half second. Now it's easy. You can also just hold the block button to continuously block until you figure out the parry timing. It will do some damage, but much less than taking the hits.

  • @Frigade
    @Frigade 4 месяца назад +18

    New title: Stellar blade ruined his life

  • @bujotrys3236
    @bujotrys3236 4 месяца назад

    God forbid developers of a game make a game playable as soon as you pick up the controller without having to sit through hours of learning

  • @Doodle1991
    @Doodle1991 4 месяца назад +5

    난 아스몬이 나이가 많아서 게임에 대한 이해도가 떨어져서 플레이스타일이 단조롭다고 생각했는데
    얼마전에 그가 나랑 나이가 같다는걸 알았을때, 내가 게임을 잘하는 중년인건지 아스몬이 게임을 못하는건지 헷갈리기 시작했음.... ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @dianixstar1515
    @dianixstar1515 4 месяца назад

    It's literally just his mental. He didn't even try that many times, he just got flustered and shut down.

  • @porytlim8508
    @porytlim8508 4 месяца назад +6

    It seems like as he lose his hair his also loses his brain power as well.
    How come he never parries and blame the game 😮

  • @TakiGamesOfficial
    @TakiGamesOfficial 3 месяца назад

    I don’t like parrying so I was able to do a full no parry playthrough with no issues, but a no parry AND no beta? Now that’s a challenge for only stellar blade veterans.

  • @TheShinjikun01
    @TheShinjikun01 4 месяца назад +6

    Thats what happens when u play WoW for 20 yrs and other than that you only react to totally boring and irrelevant stuff because your life is so boring - you become incapable to execute the easiest things in games, that is even reading for example. Poor soul asmon.

  • @whitecrowg1
    @whitecrowg1 4 месяца назад +6

    Sword combat looks very nice be fair.

    • @Niervanna-qf1ew
      @Niervanna-qf1ew 4 месяца назад +3

      It is imagine nier mixed with asuras wrath while a soulsbourne uncle its pretty dope

  • @ShikaRoddy
    @ShikaRoddy 4 месяца назад +14

    Filtered

  • @pinknecro
    @pinknecro 4 месяца назад +1

    The truth is that you’re better at talking about games than playing them

  • @mercurymachines4311
    @mercurymachines4311 4 месяца назад +4

    The game is so much better than any FromSoft BS.

  • @russgreer3780
    @russgreer3780 4 месяца назад +3

    If you have trouble with this game you should find a new hobby. It’s a fantastic game! Checks all the boxes!

    • @MitsuruK
      @MitsuruK 4 месяца назад

      Blame sony, not the devs ​@accidentcellar6307

  • @Xicor111
    @Xicor111 4 месяца назад +1

    Well I think the gameplay was perfect. I didnt notice the bad gameplay. What I did notice for 2 hours straight was that shining ass.

  • @seanhamel3551
    @seanhamel3551 4 месяца назад +3

    here we go again...

  • @robbie_
    @robbie_ Месяц назад

    It took me about 60 attempts to beat that boss (on normal, not story). I saw people on reddit saying it was "easy". The idiots. The problem with the game for me is it throws you in to bosses like that having given you minimal time to get muscle memory for all the moves (strikes, dodges, parries, special combos, etc.). The practice scenarios are unrealistic. So you basically have to learn each boss by trial and error over dozens of attempts. It's extremely tedious.

    • @robbie_
      @robbie_ Месяц назад

      So after spending some hours yesterday failing to kill the first Gigas and having 60 attempts at the Corrupter (literally all evening), I reset my game and started over. This time I was able to beat the Corruptor on the second try. My brain literally needed some sleep to make the muscle memory connections. The game is still really hard but I have found my reactions are a lot better today.

  • @burtmacklinfbi58
    @burtmacklinfbi58 4 месяца назад +8

    skill issue tbh

  • @anjodanielsuper
    @anjodanielsuper 4 месяца назад +1

    Game with more than one mechanic = Asmongold quitting the game, if he cant just spam jump and heavy attack to win he just cant play a game, crazy shit huh. And you guys listen to this man in opinions on games, i just cant think who is more crazy in this story.

  • @cr0p_dustin
    @cr0p_dustin 4 месяца назад +5

    I think my biggest problem with this game is the British accents... It really doesn't fit the characters

    • @swiss_Otaku
      @swiss_Otaku 4 месяца назад +5

      play it in the original korean version. sounds way better

    • @cr0p_dustin
      @cr0p_dustin 4 месяца назад

      @@OMGKangelx I don't even own a PS5 🤣 all the videos I see are in English and it's these British accents. I like to play games in English, TBH. Lots of games have still done a great job of doing English langue but appropriate accents, like Sekiro.

    • @thebassgum
      @thebassgum 4 месяца назад

      I changed mine to Korean, a lot better

    • @TheOneGreat
      @TheOneGreat 4 месяца назад +2

      So Asian looking characters don't exist in the UK?

    • @cr0p_dustin
      @cr0p_dustin 4 месяца назад

      @@TheOneGreat never said that, I just don't like the voices.

  • @noobsaito924
    @noobsaito924 4 месяца назад +1

    Miss mikka killing all these bosses without Armor within
    1 , 2 try..

  • @captain1432
    @captain1432 4 месяца назад +3

    51:36 Sure, the timing for parry is wrong in the game lol. I played Sekiro and Lies of P, but also parried the shit out of Stellar Blade so far - can't be that bad. It's a coping mechanism of Asmon to blame the game for the stuff he sucks at, but I still love this guy.

  • @abletobeconfused
    @abletobeconfused 4 месяца назад +1

    The only thing he’s not getting is the existence of a parry/block button

  • @Deivil007
    @Deivil007 4 месяца назад +5

    even if he play's like a monkey for stream content this is still frustating to watch.......

  • @SlyBrotha77
    @SlyBrotha77 4 месяца назад +1

    Well that was perplexing. 2hrs of playing and did only light attacks and no parrying on that last boss. No beta skills either? This was already ingrained into me by this point, since parrying is essential to building Beta skills. It's like he's tunnel visioning the combat. So strange.

  • @PCbeneden-pn2bi
    @PCbeneden-pn2bi 4 месяца назад +8

    He sucks

  • @nuxkamina
    @nuxkamina 4 месяца назад

    I spent a day fighting some Elden Ring boss and I was like..I should go learn an instrument instead. Most of us play like this alone...let alone with thousands of people watching.

  • @thomashoumark2283
    @thomashoumark2283 4 месяца назад +12

    How is he so bad at every game???

  • @eliskim4372
    @eliskim4372 4 месяца назад +1

    Stubborn old man never wants to parry because he HATES it. And then blames the game when he's losing LOL. The other streamers are doing fine with parry but this big boy complained too much.

  • @BadRudolph6594
    @BadRudolph6594 4 месяца назад +6

    Ill admit the combat does take a bit to get used to. Deciding what skills to unlock first to make your playthrough smoother is a learning process.

    • @amwazdraws6890
      @amwazdraws6890 4 месяца назад +1

      the game is honestly so easy. I explored a bit and had like 9 SP or something and started to unlock many of the abilities that make the fights even easier and I first tried most of the bosses until now

    • @vintendio
      @vintendio 4 месяца назад +1

      Easy just get the evade as soon as possible this is a action game not a soulslike lmao

  • @garymccray7822
    @garymccray7822 4 месяца назад

    I legit thought I sucked balls at these kinds of combat systems.
    There was no one on Gods green Earth worse than me.
    I stand corrected.

  • @rash_dmg
    @rash_dmg 4 месяца назад +4

    Bro I like Asmon as a person but my god how can he not get the fact that this is a parry heavy game. Also, on the last boss its like he gets his memory wiped and forgets all the basic mechanics in the game. Damn I hope he gets it sooner or later. I get that its difficult to play new games on stream, I did it myself yesterday (with obviously not as many viewers as him) but its still strange to see him react this way to new games, especially soulslikes where you know he likes them and has played many of them in the past. Wish him the best

  • @Sunnyte_
    @Sunnyte_ 4 месяца назад +2

    Lmaoo he blames it on streaming cause he can’t multi task but idkkk lol, im sure he can take time to learn the game. He’s acting like his audience needs him to talk every second of the stream. Just practice the mechanics for a little so you don’t look like a fucking goof and blame the game.

  • @vintendio
    @vintendio 4 месяца назад +4

    Excuse me you rage quit to the 2nd boss which is the easiest boss I ever fought in a soulslike? You're not a gamer lmao 🤣

  • @DentyOne
    @DentyOne 4 месяца назад +1

    When you hand a child a high end electronic device and expect them to be careful with it.

  • @ArlindoBuriti
    @ArlindoBuriti 4 месяца назад +4

    If you dont use everything the game gives you... you Will never pass bosses... this is not a fromsoftware game where you can Will just by having big sword