Black Friday in my town is a bunch of people being polite and calmly waiting in the appropriate lines and helping hand the merchandise to you when you ask
@@carpathiantortoise7218 He was using a quote from another Arnie movie to say that people could not wait to get out of the theater after watching this horrible film.
EdunchiVEVO I agree too. Also The Polar Express changed motion capture performance forever ♾ because before this movie actors only were dots on their body and head. This movie gave birth to facial motion capture were actors have dots on their face to record their facial expressions
and now star wars fandom has heart attacks whenever anyone prefers the Last Jedi to any of the prequels. ok guys, I guess y'all just forgot about all the bullying y'all gave Jake Lloyd and the dude who played Jar Jar then
Just got back from Never Surrender. LOVED IT! Everyone in the theater was just the perfect brand of nerd, it was wonderful. ^_^ Thank you for loving Galaxy Quest so much that you guys made this doc!
This is a holiday season staple in my place. No regrets about it, either. "My hit holiday classic, JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!" (older Conan O'brien fans should understand that reference.)
"What's wrong with me?" "I think you're lazy." "Want a second opinion." "You're also lazy." Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius oh, oh, oh, Dr. Zaius
There's a video from the Conan O'Brien show wherein Conan interviews Phil Hartman about this movie, and when the clip is shown Phil really lets his distaste be known in an overly sarcastic way. Easy to find on the youtubes and highly worth watching.
My cousin Blake was an extra in this movie when he was little. He’s in the scene where all the kids are trying to get Howard to pick them to get the doll.
Jingle All The Way A.K.A. Black Friday: The Movie
That's how I see it.
Now I get the movie message 👍
I think it took place on Christmas Eve.
Never saw it that way before 😁😂
Black Friday in my town is a bunch of people being polite and calmly waiting in the appropriate lines and helping hand the merchandise to you when you ask
Didn't even know there was an after credits scene to this movie.
Why stick around?
@@tremor3258 be more specific, there's no stupid questions just stupid people.
@@tremor3258 I see what you did there.
@@carpathiantortoise7218 He was using a quote from another Arnie movie to say that people could not wait to get out of the theater after watching this horrible film.
I discovered it about 5 years ago in the chapter select. I was like WTF is this?
“YOUR MAH NUMBAH ONE CAHSTOMAH”
Can I get a dozen red roses please?
@@TheLowBrassDude Oh hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you.
That's meee. Hi doggee.
*you're
Can we close the deal today?
How about at a 50% discount?
I love the idea that George Lucas saw this film, saw the cute little kid and thought "THAT'S Darth Vader!"
Well he was already half machine.
"Your ordinary Austrian bodybuilder mattress kingpin?"
Is this why Mr. Incredible became an insurance salesman?
Please say: "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOOOOWWW"
DatTofuGuy 24 “Cookies are for closers”
@@bradvilla6705 "I said chocolate chip."
That's my favorite part. I'm sad it didn't appear in the Honest Trailer.
Mbest11x already nailed that
Last Action Figure sounds like a pretty good title for this film.
Mike Peris a sequel to the last action hero
Love that movie. It needs an honest trailer.
Not giving it this title was a missed opportunity
In my country was "El Regalo Prometido" that is "The Promised Gift" in Spanish and is better than "Jingle All The Way"
True
No redeeming characters. Perfect. Finally, a Christmas movie that tells it like it is LOL
"The goggles! They do nothing!"
Best. Ever.
Arnie would've made a great Tony Stark.
Man...That joke is Radioactive ☢️
Two Simpsons references in the Starring portion
“Modern fandom” most underrated joke from this
XD 😂😂
I use to love this movie sincerely because I was a stupid kid, then I loved it ironically because I was a cynical adult, now I just love it.
"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN"
- Arnold
DOWN COOKIE DOWN! PUT THAT-PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!
This is one of those Mandela Effect Honest Trailers where I swear they did this already
The Nostalgia Critic did it a long time ago, maybe you're thinking of that?
J. Will I was thinking the same thing
Yeah I feel like they already did i this one but I don't know when.
It’s just because Sinbad is in it.
They didn't. But I am SO GLAD they finally did. This is great!!
Say: 1% battery left, get to the chargeaaargh!
They did it
@@lermi389 Yey! Sweet!
He said it!
Lmaoooooo
it just occurred to me that one of those lines prolly exists for electric cars...
When he said "Ok Booster" my phone thought it said "Ok Google."
I tried that for my phone. Didn't work.
"The goggles, they do nothing!" was just gold
"Where is the producer? I want to talk about the coffee."
Gimmie Gilickers Radioactive Man!
Up and at them! (In Radioactive Man voice)
@@oskaveli662 *in frustrated directors voice* NO NO NO, IT'S "UP AND ATOM!" I love that line :D thanks for bringing it here!
Lol that cought me off-gaurd
"That was a real bomb? SICK people in this world!" Lol
"It's Turbo Time!"
Why couldn't this have been the movie?
I never realised this movie had a post credit scene until now. Thank you for telling me.
"Do an Arnold arrrrgh noise"
*does his best Arnold arrrgh noise*
Damn, that's pretty good.
“Last Action Figure” that’s one of the best yet
I still miss Phil Hartman. He was so hilarious.
Agreed... the impersonation of him at the end using the Troy McClure voice to introduce himself was fantastic!
Same. Amazing voice actor
One of SNL's prime Hall of Famers, if they ever had one.
The whole world 🌎 MISS him.
Fry from Futurama was named in tribute to him.
PUT THE COOKIE DOWN
NOW!!!!
THAT
THAT*
AAAAAUUUUHHHHHHGGFGGGGG
”Last Action Figure"
Beautiful.
That Arnold 'aaaaaarghhh' at the end killed me hahahahahahhahah
Don't judge but this is my favorite Christmas movie by far.
*Judges*
It's a classic!
It's my brother in law's favorite too lol. I like it! It's very cheesy but it's also good fun. 😂
Same I used to watch it nonstop
Same!
I can’t unsee the fact that this film is now Disney property.
IKR. Turbo Man is now a Disney Princess smh
Donnie Huynh
HOLY FRICK
That's true fear........
Wait... WHAT?! REALLY?!
It’s only a matter of time before they announce a remake.
@@TommyNorth Starring Dwayne Johnson
I work in retail, and I can attest to the accuracy of that film.
This is the most accurate depiction of Christmas shopping ever.
Wait a minute, I have watched jingle all the way countless times and i never knew there was a post credits scene
same, and I saw it in theaters
Please do an Honest Trailer for The Polar Express.
Polar express seconded!
This movie is my childhood!!!
EdunchiVEVO I agree too. Also The Polar Express changed motion capture performance forever ♾ because before this movie actors only were dots on their body and head. This movie gave birth to facial motion capture were actors have dots on their face to record their facial expressions
Yes
Yes please.
Arnold was a walking meme before memes were even a thing.
Rubz memes have always been a thing.
Memes were a thing before memes were even a thing
I hope you guys do Ron Howard’s The Grinch someday.
Or better yet, all three versions at once!
That film was an abomination, JP.
For the staring section, they need to call Jim Carrey ‘Lloyd Grinchmas.’
Hell to the yeah Honest trailers should totally do a video of the live action Grinch movie this Christmas 🎄 season
Hey look, it's Jake Lloyd before Star Wars ruined his life.
I think it was the incredibly harsh over the top fanbase who took all their frustrations out on a 9 year old kid that did that.
The Star Wars fandom was basically a mistake.
and now star wars fandom has heart attacks whenever anyone prefers the Last Jedi to any of the prequels. ok guys, I guess y'all just forgot about all the bullying y'all gave Jake Lloyd and the dude who played Jar Jar then
@@princeapoopoo5787 THIS! EXACTLY THIS!
@@PhoenixRising87 That isn't say this sort of thing couldn't happen in other fandoms.
Honest trailers is becoming a Home Depot already has Christmas product up
Home Depot probably still beat them by 6 weeks though (based on the local HD-like stores here).
@@Thermalions IKR...they start like 1 day after Halloween, maybe 2 after the candy goes on clearance.
@@TeaBurn my Home Depot started before Halloween. Life sized Santas and all
Walmart started to put up Christmas stuff the day after labor day.
It's December 20th. A couple days ago I saw spring flowers in the dollar store. It hasn't even snowed yet wtf
Please say: " screen junkies interns that scroll through thousands of comments are the best"!
this sounds oddly specific
Please say: "I feel like Quacking so I think I will."
I will be back
Please say in your honest voice “Nyaaaagh get to the choppah”
He already did in the Predator one
“The Fandom Menace” I see what you did there.
Finally, a video for the Christmas Holiday Classic *Jingle All The Way!!!*
"NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!"
The scariest thing in this was Phil Hartman.
"Put that cookie down now."
Ha! Yes! Love this movie! “Who said you could eat MY COOKIES?!” 😎
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! 😂
The stays cookie... YOU! You leave!!
"I am not pervert. I just was looking for turboman doll!" I always thought that line was broken lol! :D
When u remember who Phil Hartman was
Got bless his soul
Do South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Honest Trailer.
Oh yeah! That "Blame Canada" scene pretty much predicted COPPA
OMG yes yes yes
Deshawn Edwards do what he says. South Park ! “Please can I finish??? Ok I’ve finished”.
Best Saddam portrayal ever.
Yes!!
Please do an Honest Trailer for It’s a wonderful life.
Please say: "So raise your glass, then break the glass. Then stomp your bare feet on the glass."
Nope... I won't say it 😉
Champagne corks. Pop Them all
Middle fingers up now chop them off
Now before we get started, you are covering the greatest Christmas movie of all time. Tread Lightly.
Just got back from Never Surrender. LOVED IT! Everyone in the theater was just the perfect brand of nerd, it was wonderful. ^_^ Thank you for loving Galaxy Quest so much that you guys made this doc!
OMG Epic voice guy, I absolutely LOVE your voice! I just can't get over how perfect it is for absolutely every single trailer you voice! Well done!
A galaxy quest documentary and no one asking for John to say: “I won’t say that stupid line again!” ? I’m shocked.
By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged!
Skwisgaar Skwigelf 👍
Please say: This' a sick world we're living in! Sick people!
That's my favorite line. Still use it til this day when I watch the news
Lmao
That was really a bomb?
@@stevenirving4597 Me too. XD Like all the time.
Hartman: Ooh these cookies! I gotta get the recipe.
Arnold: PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW!
“Last Action Figure” made me legitimately guffaw. It’s the only word I can use to describe the noise that came out of my face.
Do an Honest Trailer for Last Action Hero.
It's just like My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever said:
"Commercialism is the greatest gift of all!"
This movie was secretly made by the flim flam brothers.
Kids these days like to be a Iron Man, I wanted to be Turbo Man.
same lol
him about this for name
turbo man how did he do that arnold schwarzenegger
"The goggles, they do nothing" lmfao
Prequel Idea: Jingle Half The Way
Starring: Arnie's twin, Danny Devito
Say “Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas” in a Schwarzenegger voice.
And Arnold fought the one Santa in america bigger than him physically
Isn't that the Big Show from WWE?
I think he was The Big Show
it is The Big Show
He was also Captain Insano in the waterboy a year or two after lol
@@reddarko13 I think every one knew who he was by then lol.
Please do an Honest Trailer for Scrooged.
In México, we call this movie “El regalo prometido”
Jajaja te imaginas que hubiera sido “VILLANCICOS A TODO GAS”
This is a holiday season staple in my place. No regrets about it, either.
"My hit holiday classic, JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!"
(older Conan O'brien fans should understand that reference.)
"SEE YUH AT DA BLACK FRIDAY SALES RICHTA!"
"GYET TO DA MINIVAN!"
"LEYTS HAVE A FIESTA, BABEH!"
"IF IT COOKS, WEH CAN STYUFF IT!"
This is one of my MUST WATCH of every Christmas, since I was an infant!
"Modern Fandom" 😂😂😂
"I'm so glad they didn't make Iron Man in the 90s."
How can you guys forget the joke of the century:
ٍٍSanta: "that'll be 300"
Howard: "dollars?!"
santa: "NO! CHOCOLATE KISSES YES DOLLARS!"
This movie was a lot more entertaining and funny than I was expecting
2:18
Every time I see that part, I think of Rick saying, "Shut up Jerry!"
Best line "These goggles. They do nothing!"
HT: “I am so glad they didn’t make Iron Man in the 90’s.”
Me: “Said every person after 2008.”
I'm glad, too lol
"What's wrong with me?"
"I think you're lazy."
"Want a second opinion."
"You're also lazy."
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
oh, oh, oh, Dr. Zaius
"Can I play the piano anymore?"
"Of course you can!"
"Well I couldn't before!"
*synth*
Phickauro best play ever 🤣
*i think your crazy, you're also lazy
My favorite line in this movie was " he got twoooooooooo"
There's a video from the Conan O'Brien show wherein Conan interviews Phil Hartman about this movie, and when the clip is shown Phil really lets his distaste be known in an overly sarcastic way. Easy to find on the youtubes and highly worth watching.
This is the one VHS that I watched the most times
Love this movie, it's a Christmas classic
One of my favorite christmas movies.
Conan Obrian's old bit 'via satellite' forever ingrained this movie in my memory.
Fake Arnold plugs it in every bit.
The puns at the end were amazing. I lost it at "The Goggles, they do nothing!"
Say: "I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes"
Ohh noo... Don't mix those phonetics up...
Do an honest trailer for “Galaxy Quest”!!!
Please say: "Sugar. Spice. Everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl..."
Excellent talking points!
.0:26 to 0:31
.1:20 to 1:30
.2:09 to 2:13
And the coup de grace: @2:22 to 2:39!
Defo sharing this!
Finally, an Honest Trailer for the all time holiday smash hit classic, Jingle The The Way!
*This is nothing but a harmless, X-mas package...*
💥
😳
Honest trailer: Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
That would be interesting. But the movie is so weird an HT of it would only seem more normal, which would be boring.
Damn I used to watch this movie every day during Christmas break when I was a kid. Never grew tired of it 😂
This is one of my favorite Christmas movies of all time.
Fantastic Simpsons references. My eyes, the goggles do nothing is one of my favourites!
My cousin Blake was an extra in this movie when he was little. He’s in the scene where all the kids are trying to get Howard to pick them to get the doll.
My Dad was an extra.
Not gonna lie. I miss those good old days of mall shopping chaos.
This movie may be bad, but it’s still a Christmas tradition.
For people who watch it I guess
I don't think it's bad, I think some critics said that and everyone just jumped on the bandwagon.
It's peak 90's, can't get better than that.
The Iron Man in the 90s joke made me laugh way too hard !!
Nothing is funnier to me than Arnold playing an average american joe without even trying to hide his accent
Please say: “I am the poo poo overlord, now bow before me.”
Say, "*sobbing* I've never even tasted eggnog! I mean---what is nog, anyway?!"
confession: i watched this in theaters
2:46 "Now that's real acid so I want to see goggles people"
This trailer's Alan was almost imperceptible. Great job guys