John Plugging Comedy Gig on Morning News. Tells Same Old Hackey Jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @AB_223
    @AB_223 3 месяца назад +32

    Arms folded, swaying side to side. The man commands the stage like a true pro.

    • @blrolz3544
      @blrolz3544 3 месяца назад +1

      He's doing the fat person sway. Next time you're in a line and there are fat people, watch how they stand and sway from side to side.

  • @65GasBoy
    @65GasBoy 3 месяца назад +15

    All broadcast professionals know that rocking back and forth on camera is comedy gold, every time!!

  • @jacksampsonforever
    @jacksampsonforever 3 месяца назад +15

    I think this Joey Menendez has a bright future ahead of him. Thanks for the Patrice clip

  • @johnnyaverage9694
    @johnnyaverage9694 3 месяца назад +8

    Dank yew

  • @kewkabe
    @kewkabe 3 месяца назад +18

    0:55 he sways back and forth like a first grader at a school play.

  • @HeyRetodd
    @HeyRetodd 3 месяца назад +41

    John trying to be charming makes me nauseous

  • @qcrew2938
    @qcrew2938 3 месяца назад +15

    How funny would it be if the whole interview was John complaining about Shitweigher, Lady K, and the Potato

  • @SimilasGraphics
    @SimilasGraphics 3 месяца назад +4

    I knew all the jokes as he was going into them! He came up with 15 minutes of material that he used for 20+ years!

  • @DirtyDovi
    @DirtyDovi 3 месяца назад +4

    0:55 "Weebles Wobble but They Don't Fall Down!" 🤦‍♂🤣

  • @Kasigi03
    @Kasigi03 3 месяца назад +21

    OH MY GOD. I can't believe, though I can, he wore that disgusting, OLD and probably given away shirt. You clean your toilet with a shirt like that, not go on LIVE tv to advertise a show. Have you seen a guy who spent so much time in tv/radio and can't stop being nervous??? The crossed arms, rocking back and forth, he's soooooooo unprepared to talk about a stupid gig NO ONE went to.

  • @johno6228
    @johno6228 3 месяца назад +13

    You know he hit on this poor woman...

  • @brianklauder3865
    @brianklauder3865 3 месяца назад +17

    He's drunk AF

  • @thesilentshape31
    @thesilentshape31 3 месяца назад +11

    John's trying his best to hide that monster finger. 😱☝️😱

  • @MrAxelStone
    @MrAxelStone 3 месяца назад +7

    they had to ask how he got his name because they didn't hear him stuttering so assumed there had to be another reason he's called "stuttering john"

  • @DeabByDawn
    @DeabByDawn 3 месяца назад +15

    Predator Melendez

  • @rossrobertson674
    @rossrobertson674 3 месяца назад +11

    He probably told her about the senator Menendez thing over and over backstage and wonders why she got his name wrong

  • @daverasco1559
    @daverasco1559 3 месяца назад +10

    Yes John. We know. She's an enabler.

  • @NorthJerseyJabroni
    @NorthJerseyJabroni 3 месяца назад +6

    Didn't the radio show he did to promote the "potato bar" gig over Thanksgiving (the guy with the artificial leg) also call him by the wrong name? You'd think for a super-famous, worldwide celebrity, people wouldn't be regularly calling him by the wrong name.

    • @timpriest593
      @timpriest593 3 месяца назад

      I reckon he tells them to do it on purpose so he can pretend to get angry as a 'joke'

  • @Longdogz
    @Longdogz 3 месяца назад +11

    Stand still drunky

  • @WahrheitMachtFrei.
    @WahrheitMachtFrei. 3 месяца назад +11

    His body language stutters, but he doesn't.
    I feel second-hand uncomfortability just watching how hard he's trying to look like he belongs there.

    • @BlooJayyy
      @BlooJayyy 3 месяца назад

      You musta partied hard last night

  • @pcbpo23
    @pcbpo23 3 месяца назад +1

    My comedy observational, I talk about my wife I divorced 10 years ago, The Kardashians and everything else that’s irrealivent today. I also have a great squeegee closer. Only my best material. 😂

  • @barnes_and_noobs
    @barnes_and_noobs 3 месяца назад +11

    His “joking” about her not knowing his name at the beginning. He’s not joking, he’s dead serious 😑

  • @brettkoranda3922
    @brettkoranda3922 3 месяца назад +11

    Scratching the ringworm, of course.

  • @SGFanboy92
    @SGFanboy92 3 месяца назад +6

    HAHAHAHAHA! Joey Menendez!

    • @ME143-c1d
      @ME143-c1d 3 месяца назад +2

      At the beginning his radio name was Stuttering Johnny Mel 😹🙉

  • @paolo1579
    @paolo1579 3 месяца назад +1

    Look at all these positive comments Joey Melendez. Stay sharp .

  • @ZaeytroxG
    @ZaeytroxG 3 месяца назад +5

    when he tries to be Howard it makes me so angry

  • @chaddobish2465
    @chaddobish2465 3 месяца назад +2

    TWO PARY STATE!!!!

  • @daved6317
    @daved6317 3 месяца назад +4

    Was waiting for John to call he a clunt because she didn't get his jokes

  • @CurlyPewbes
    @CurlyPewbes 3 месяца назад +3

    100% he’s not wearing socks.

    • @SaulTeebolz
      @SaulTeebolz 3 месяца назад

      He’s got those feet that you can smell from ten feet away. When you wear sneakers without socks , your feet get slimy and cheesy and rotten funk nasty. He’s had athletes foot that spread through his whole body

  • @deejay7060
    @deejay7060 3 месяца назад +8

    Anyone notice John is barely taller than the news lady?? See if you can find her height, Sheet.

    • @SheetShitterson
      @SheetShitterson  3 месяца назад +4

      @@deejay7060 already tried 😢, couldn’t find it

    • @deejay7060
      @deejay7060 3 месяца назад +4

      @@SheetShitterson Damn

    • @guymetdrapedes220
      @guymetdrapedes220 3 месяца назад

      Since she's a woman she probably has heels as tall as the ones Jahn's wearing.

    • @guymetdrapedes220
      @guymetdrapedes220 3 месяца назад +5

      Look at the lisa gillespie work photo with SJ and he's the shortest male and 80% of the women are taller than him.

    • @deejay7060
      @deejay7060 3 месяца назад +3

      @@guymetdrapedes220 where can I find that photo

  • @bobbybodybagz
    @bobbybodybagz 3 месяца назад +7

    Joey Melendez

  • @BlitheringBuffoon
    @BlitheringBuffoon 3 месяца назад +10

    He's so painful and embarrassing.

  • @rancholuna8076
    @rancholuna8076 3 месяца назад +2

    He has a great stage presence. This must be pre Duke

  • @peglegbiker777
    @peglegbiker777 3 месяца назад +2

    Wow, bring out the weatherman, please!!!!

  • @Kelly-ct4sw
    @Kelly-ct4sw 3 месяца назад +5

    How many abusive, drunken text messages did this poor girl get after meeting john?

  • @anonym0us2112
    @anonym0us2112 3 месяца назад +4

    What a slovenly oaf...

  • @linda8875
    @linda8875 3 месяца назад +1

    Doing The Lords Work Sheet!❤

  • @Flynnstir
    @Flynnstir 3 месяца назад +7

    The lack of talent is so obvious

  • @robertfalcone3025
    @robertfalcone3025 3 месяца назад

    HANDS IN HIS POCKETS.. he acts like a nervous CHILD 😂

  • @sarahhills6695
    @sarahhills6695 3 месяца назад +3

    I guess his book didn’t do well bc “John Line Dating” book hasn’t been requested from publishers. He’s gives just enough info to hang himself

  • @john-lvoth9765
    @john-lvoth9765 3 месяца назад +3

    Wow, I didn't see him drop a ton of slobber on this one.

  • @AB_223
    @AB_223 3 месяца назад +9

    As usual he’s the same height as a petite woman.

  • @DabbleMuch
    @DabbleMuch 3 месяца назад +6

    oof

  • @geriwulle
    @geriwulle 3 месяца назад +1

    She asks him what his style is. He lists things from 20 years ago.

  • @DirtyDovi
    @DirtyDovi 3 месяца назад +1

    Slobbering John does The Worst Shitty Discount Tony Danza impression I've ever heard!

  • @geriwulle
    @geriwulle 3 месяца назад +1

    He says Trump like it's a punchline. Write a fucking joke John! Fucken Hell.

  • @crystalclearconcepts
    @crystalclearconcepts 3 месяца назад +1

    You just want to cringe at this. I feel bad for him

  • @paganorc
    @paganorc 3 месяца назад +9

    Always looks like a bum and stands there shifting awkwardly to and fro. I have a theory Johns only owned 13 shirts his entire life.

  • @jeffsorensen7991
    @jeffsorensen7991 3 месяца назад

    John has always been just such a charity case.

  • @robertfalcone3025
    @robertfalcone3025 3 месяца назад +1

    That "PRANK CALL" was LAME A F 😖
    Also look at how much the Stuttering DRUNK has AGED since this was filmed in 2018 ...he looks at LEAST 50 years OLDER now! 😂

  • @johnsmilitantbelch
    @johnsmilitantbelch 3 месяца назад +2

    I bet she called him Menendez as a joke, because of his phone call, because he said he was bob menendez, and he still didnt understand the comedy of it.

    • @johnsmilitantbelch
      @johnsmilitantbelch 3 месяца назад +1

      BTW, does anybody know how tall she is? And is he wearing his lifts?

  • @John-bu9yz
    @John-bu9yz 3 месяца назад +7

    SJ’s horrible Dice Clay is unbearable

  • @jimdash3423
    @jimdash3423 3 месяца назад +1

    the funniest thing in this clip was the Patrice laugh

    • @SheetShitterson
      @SheetShitterson  3 месяца назад +1

      @@jimdash3423 if Patrice were alive today, and he knew John, he would have done that laugh or said “uuuuuuuggghhhhhhh” to John so many times!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Moulton_Steel
    @Moulton_Steel 3 месяца назад +7

    Jesus Christ he is so unfunny.. how can he think Jim Norton likes his when he clearly based 2 different characters on him

  • @BoosterTK75
    @BoosterTK75 3 месяца назад +2

    ShitBird now...ShitBird then...

  • @Charlie-Charlie-Charlie
    @Charlie-Charlie-Charlie 3 месяца назад +2

    Staff writer? Yeah, sure. 1:28. John, post some of your monologue jokes Mr. Leno used. Set up followed by a punch line. Prove it. Thanks.

  • @robertchristiansen5238
    @robertchristiansen5238 3 месяца назад +2

    And staff writer…😅

  • @hunter3333333
    @hunter3333333 3 месяца назад

    Think SJ would of got some of his brothers clothes to be on Morning news.

  • @mostlycrazyallthetime
    @mostlycrazyallthetime 3 месяца назад +1

    Wait ...he took a train ? To El paso...

  • @giannifriendly5600
    @giannifriendly5600 3 месяца назад +3

    I love the spontaneous banter with the host. He’s not doing his act or nothing. Just hanging out being Johnny.

  • @Jetman41
    @Jetman41 2 месяца назад

    So sad this young girl was so impressed with John’s humor & celebrity & asked him out on a date & he shot her down

  • @jdjones3317
    @jdjones3317 3 месяца назад

    El Paso's a good place for him. Stay there. Texas is a f-ing furnace 9 mos. out of the year

  • @sg1770
    @sg1770 3 месяца назад

    The news lady is 4”11

  • @jonathanbrody4119
    @jonathanbrody4119 3 месяца назад

    I’m creepy????

  • @premium2681
    @premium2681 3 месяца назад +1

    Booze+shitty coke

  • @blrolz3544
    @blrolz3544 3 месяца назад +1

    Blah blah blah blah....HUUUHHHUHUHHUHH
    People who immediately laugh at every one of their shitty one liners are never funny

  • @pandavelli8176
    @pandavelli8176 3 месяца назад +1

    Good Lord he’s awful

  • @echo-cb9st
    @echo-cb9st 3 месяца назад

    You can call him joey menendez. That's the best thing he's been called ever

  • @KingofallDiffs
    @KingofallDiffs 3 месяца назад +1

    DEADBEAT of the Dabbleverse

  • @chaddobish2465
    @chaddobish2465 3 месяца назад +1

    He still wears that shirt!!

  • @chaddobish2465
    @chaddobish2465 3 месяца назад +1

    Hands in pockets, so uncomfortable