The Big Gulp Monologue

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @Julester27
    @Julester27 15 лет назад

    Favorite. Monologue. Ever.

  • @LolPhi
    @LolPhi 12 лет назад

    When I watch Ellen's show, I always end up having a gust of laughter!!

  • @soulshaker205
    @soulshaker205 15 лет назад

    This is by far the best monologue!

  • @leo-vr4yr
    @leo-vr4yr 12 лет назад

    LOL we have like five 7 11s in my town, and my friend owns one, so we always go there and get double gulps!!! I can't believe Ellen didn't discover the gulps till now!

  • @dani68725
    @dani68725 12 лет назад

    Holy hell… The smallest of those is the same size as the biggest in Australia… That's insane!

  • @scottappleton123
    @scottappleton123 12 лет назад

    I'm from the UK and when I was in the US I used to get Double Gulp Gatorade. It was EPIC!

  • @The101Rurple
    @The101Rurple 12 лет назад

    It's the coffee cup that got me into hysterics, I wish she was on more in England! She's so awesome!

  • @LucyDelSarto
    @LucyDelSarto 11 лет назад

    Hilarious! Thanks Ellen..."this coffee mug is bigger than my head!" lol

  • @gintareamb
    @gintareamb 12 лет назад

    Yeah exactly! I watch all these shows and then go to a local place to get a "regular" coffee or whatever, and it's like 3 gulps :)

  • @youshouldspeaknowXD
    @youshouldspeaknowXD 12 лет назад

    can't get enough of ellen

  • @CyclopsDragon
    @CyclopsDragon 12 лет назад

    I live in Canada, and my school's music program trip this past November was to Boston. I went to get Fast Food one evening, and unknowingly ordered a large Diet Coke.
    40oz.
    Absolutely absurd.

  • @dancer4life077
    @dancer4life077 12 лет назад

    "I call this 3 weeks in the desert" hahahaha ellen is the best!

  • @glambertsmiler513
    @glambertsmiler513 12 лет назад

    This is one of the funniest videos of ellen

  • @emgirl517
    @emgirl517 12 лет назад

    i almost peed my pants watching this sooo funny!!! I love ellen!!!!

  • @Huddy22009
    @Huddy22009 13 лет назад

    The largest size we have in Canada is the Big Gulp, the Gulp is a medium, and the small (which is $0.99) is a little smaller than the Gulp. In McDonalds in the States, the small size cup is a Canadian large.

  • @alexb8737
    @alexb8737 12 лет назад

    some of the audience are so serious... if i was there, well, i'd be like i am right now. laugh my a** off. Love you Ellen

  • @szalayisti
    @szalayisti 10 лет назад

    Advertisement done right!

  • @MaddieEP101
    @MaddieEP101 12 лет назад

    "I call this three weeks in the desert" hahahaha

  • @thenicolcervantes
    @thenicolcervantes 12 лет назад

    I used the ultimate gulp for a road trip... It lasted me the entire time I drove to Florida and I still had some leftover, and it takes 8 hours to get to Orlando

  • @Saborabi
    @Saborabi 15 лет назад

    best monologue ever

  • @JoelBrewton
    @JoelBrewton 12 лет назад

    I nearly died when she pulled out the vodka!

  • @akashiro1287
    @akashiro1287 12 лет назад

    I want that mug! :D

  • @992kirky
    @992kirky 12 лет назад

    I have a coffee cup like that, don't use it for coffee as I hate coffee. I fill it with water and take it outside with me if I'm gonna be out for a while as it stays cold.
    I bought the double gulp and filled it with water also as I don't drink pop. I drink a lot of water though(15-17 bottles of water a day). In Canada it's $3:25 for the double gulp

  • @Giggidygiggidy12
    @Giggidygiggidy12 12 лет назад

    Ellen is pure comedic genius

  • @Nelybeans
    @Nelybeans 12 лет назад

    Which is why, in America, we have a city nicknamed the city that never sleeps.

  • @GlitterAndMetal
    @GlitterAndMetal 12 лет назад

    The smallest cup is larger than the largest cup I find in my country. The large cup has the size of a big soda bottle.

  • @stakahishi8
    @stakahishi8 13 лет назад

    "This is bigger than my head" lol

  • @kak10053
    @kak10053 12 лет назад

    My seventh grade teacher had that giant coffee mug and would fill it up every morning. He was always a little off though.

  • @Bluduckie222
    @Bluduckie222 11 лет назад

    I had a Technology teacher, that would bring in one of those GIANT plastic mugs full of Dr. Pepper daily. and he would refill it at his lunch break...

  • @Kkkkevsto
    @Kkkkevsto 12 лет назад

    an "empty stomach" is the size of an adult fist but can easily expand to 2-3 times that size so you're both right.

  • @ikywTROUBLE
    @ikywTROUBLE 11 лет назад

    idk ellen thx now im craving for a big gulp.

  • @kooki85
    @kooki85 12 лет назад

    Big gulp cup, lots of ice water and lime slices. Perfect for a hot day.

  • @tearcatcher24
    @tearcatcher24 12 лет назад

    Omo~ I can't even finish a 16oz! Here in the Philippines, they've introduced smaller sizes

  • @KristinMoran
    @KristinMoran 12 лет назад

    It's not actually a coffee cup. It's an insulated cup for cold beverages.

  • @Bellabubbles
    @Bellabubbles 12 лет назад

    Here in Australia you can get a 711 slurpee that's about 40-45oz... yeah!

  • @LadyLulubell12
    @LadyLulubell12 12 лет назад

    After I saw this, I cannot buy the bigger drinks now, unless I am going on a long car trip... Even though I only drink Diet Sodas.

  • @castrosux94
    @castrosux94 12 лет назад

    i only get the bigger sizes when i go on long car trips…like going up the up the block.

  • @fayechamberlain226
    @fayechamberlain226 12 лет назад

    One does not simply watch one Ellen video!

  • @nicki87654321
    @nicki87654321 12 лет назад

    Thumbs up if you love ellen! I laughed so hard i cried

  • @SpammingMonkey
    @SpammingMonkey 10 лет назад +2

    She forgot the Super Big Gulp

  • @AngstyLady
    @AngstyLady 11 лет назад

    Another way to save money is to go online and read the content from your favorite magazines that way, if you really care about that shit. who knows, perhaps they'll lose money and will be forced to shut down. I wouldn't mind that at all for most of those tabloids

  • @tigerlily9938
    @tigerlily9938 14 лет назад

    I would be peeing till the end of my days if I drank the small one hhaha

  • @Isabella95K
    @Isabella95K 12 лет назад

    the audience's cheer is so high-pitched

  • @tvland100
    @tvland100 12 лет назад

    This was before the MEGA gulp.

  • @MrPantherBH1
    @MrPantherBH1 11 лет назад

    My grandma can drink probably 1-3 of those "Ultimate Gulp's" a day...

  • @mailmantaran
    @mailmantaran 12 лет назад

    "Big gulps huh? Well, cya later!"

  • @savannahmclean7838
    @savannahmclean7838 12 лет назад

    Now they have a super gulp or super double.

  • @jinglebearr
    @jinglebearr 12 лет назад

    I noticed that. I was so pissed off when I was there and wanted a medium coke at McDonalds and they gave me the American equivalent of a small. LIKE WAT.

  • @pilotland
    @pilotland 12 лет назад

    I'm skinny as hell, and don't really have to worry about calories or anything, so gaining weight isnt a problem!

  • @reballare
    @reballare 12 лет назад

    Im from the UK and visited the US. I dont know how someone is physically able to drink what is essentially a bucket of soda. Its fucking mental.

  • @jhardy952
    @jhardy952 14 лет назад

    they hav a super big gulp too

  • @katjagellonika
    @katjagellonika 12 лет назад

    Same in Sweden!

  • @Nelybeans
    @Nelybeans 12 лет назад

    Tell that to the boy's gym teacher at my school.

  • @annabm91
    @annabm91 12 лет назад

    Ron Weasley, is that you? LOL

  • @noooo6969
    @noooo6969 12 лет назад

    This is bigger than my head .. !

  • @Khloe_dancer_model
    @Khloe_dancer_model 12 лет назад

    I am one of the 1% of all americans who drinks a reasonable amount of WATER.I don't even drink soda.Then people ask me how am I so slim( about 105)Very simple.I exercise ,eat and drink healthy.Common sense people.

  • @kellybettes
    @kellybettes 12 лет назад

    I ALMOST PEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Sarahpark6
    @Sarahpark6 12 лет назад

    Ellen! I need to go to bed!

  • @ZeidGho
    @ZeidGho 12 лет назад

    our heart is the of our fist, not stomach..

  • @Ryunbi
    @Ryunbi 12 лет назад

    I really really couldn't understand when I visited the USA. I just simply order a big glass of coke and then that the bloody giant double gulp showed up on my face. Let's just face it, folks. it's really mental.

  • @TheAdidonaella
    @TheAdidonaella 12 лет назад

    this woman is the best anti depressant. i love her.

  • @blueishmonkey1
    @blueishmonkey1 12 лет назад

    Welcome to America!

  • @babygirlmd15
    @babygirlmd15 12 лет назад

    they were created that big for truckers! so they can travel long distances without stopping to get a drink :) these were not meant to drink all at once in one sitting

  • @marleeand
    @marleeand 12 лет назад

    0:55 does it seem like they are clapping really* fast?

  • @ninjatuna_14
    @ninjatuna_14 12 лет назад

    I think our stomach is maybe the size of 2 fists

  • @ohbbybbyily
    @ohbbybbyily 12 лет назад

    Wow ok not ALL of the the places in the U.S sell those sizes.. i've only seen the first 2 sizes

  • @LightningNHL
    @LightningNHL 12 лет назад

    Your stomach is actually the size of "two fist". That's just an estimation. However, the stomach stretches to the width of "three fist". So Ellen is wrong.

  • @CutieCupcake32
    @CutieCupcake32 12 лет назад

    What channel name is she on? I can only watch it on RUclips cuz I don't know what channel she is on

  • @sun_rose123
    @sun_rose123 12 лет назад

    OMG I laught so hard!!!

  • @crazinem
    @crazinem 12 лет назад

    I think it's the brain that's 2 fists, the stomach is 1 but can be stretched easily.

  • @starlitzz
    @starlitzz 12 лет назад

    @Catherine Maughn Right!

  • @pigwarts
    @pigwarts 12 лет назад

    Once a year my dad fills that gigantic coffee mug with booze and drinks it at bock fest

  • @jackdoble2
    @jackdoble2 11 лет назад

    i would drink a fucking TANK of dr. pepper if i could...

  • @BethesdaSkater
    @BethesdaSkater 14 лет назад

    how doesn't the amount of caffine in a ultimate gulp of coffee not kill you? that amount should be lethal

  • @GuardedPillow1
    @GuardedPillow1 12 лет назад

    I lost it at 2:02

  • @clanerp
    @clanerp 14 лет назад

    I drank a double gulp.
    :D

  • @HannahRulzzzzzz
    @HannahRulzzzzzz 11 лет назад

    the gulp is bigger than a large here omg

  • @jessface777
    @jessface777 12 лет назад

    I love how everyone is ragging on Americans and obesity. Just because it's available, doesn't mean that many people buy them..we think it's gross too, that's why an American is making fun of it!

  • @rachellammey8342
    @rachellammey8342 12 лет назад

    I buy big gulp cups and then just fill them with water.

  • @reballare
    @reballare 11 лет назад

    That's fine. No problem.

  • @Hydrophile44
    @Hydrophile44 11 лет назад

    If you don't want to drink that much, just don't get a "Gulp" drink'; 7-11's have wide range of drinks in many sizes to choose from. Or, if you just *must* have a fountain drink, then get the smallest sized cup, and then just don't fill it up any more than what you want. Sure, you won't get the full 'value' of the drink, but so what? You will still get the amount of drink that you want, and you'll still pay the least amount for it. But, imho, if your kidneys work fine, just fucking CHUG it all!

  • @glossyQueenB
    @glossyQueenB 12 лет назад

    i never drink soda. I can't have caffeine and the pills i take make soda taste awful for some reason. I only drink water and juice lol

  • @ninjatuna_14
    @ninjatuna_14 12 лет назад

    That is true...

  • @tedsrunescape
    @tedsrunescape 15 лет назад

    mamama poker face lol

  • @writerofthefuture77
    @writerofthefuture77 12 лет назад

    The big gulp filled with water is helpful during long and boring lecture. You down it during the lecture then the need to pee keeps you up.

  • @chifufunie
    @chifufunie 13 лет назад

    that's so disturbing.... no one needs that much soda

  • @iamadiehardtwihard
    @iamadiehardtwihard 12 лет назад

    yeah, thank god

  • @kylereggin
    @kylereggin 12 лет назад

    awsome 7/11 love that store i go to it all the time for tho drinks

  • @HBCult
    @HBCult 12 лет назад

    Haha no one needs that big of a beverage!

  • @SuperHorrorfan123
    @SuperHorrorfan123 12 лет назад

    you can put a fax machine!!! lol

  • @krazykatz96
    @krazykatz96 12 лет назад

    I just drink tea...

  • @DragonFly122
    @DragonFly122 13 лет назад

    Damn, 20oz is the SMALLEST?! In Europe, a large coke would be 16oz.

  • @HorrorQueen7
    @HorrorQueen7 12 лет назад

    Is that coffee cup real?!

  • @KPblCKA
    @KPblCKA 12 лет назад

    i love how here, in western society people order double big macs with large fries and a DIET coke....yeah, THATS gonna help you...haha or grocery shopping for a bunch or processed, full of fat and sugar pre-cooked, canned food...AND a few pieces of fresh veggies......hm...how about you cook your own food from fresh products and drink.....WATER!!!

  • @withitgoesasmile
    @withitgoesasmile 12 лет назад

    I genuinedly don't understand how people can drink that much at once!

  • @tippiecanoe1
    @tippiecanoe1  12 лет назад

    @jchizz4 Your rude and offensive comments will be removed.

  • @Jagersmom
    @Jagersmom 12 лет назад

    I like my soda really cold so I fill it up with ice. I think I'm left with maybe 1/2 of the oz. the cup should fit. When I was younger my friends and I would buy the biggest to share. lol we were cheap asses.

  • @anonymous915
    @anonymous915 12 лет назад

    Hey, if you're not thirsty enough for 20oz., maybe you don't need any. And the stomach may be the size of your fist, but it's designed to stretch, and a liquid gets processed pretty fast. I can even see where a couple on a date might share the 40oz. - but the bigger ones are a bit over the top unless you have a family that's splitting it 4 ways (or more)

  • @ArtistsCry13
    @ArtistsCry13 12 лет назад

    Yeah, and how does it, girly?

  • @MrPantherBH1
    @MrPantherBH1 11 лет назад

    Us Americans can drink that EASY!!