“Ugh! Why isn’t it cutting in half?” Zhongs brain and braincells has left the arena. Edit 1: OMG MY LIKES TY Edit 2: DUDE ITS NOT THAT GOOD OF A COMMENT ITS LIKE ANY OTHER LOL
The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life....
Zhong: *Eats chips* The cat: Bro, I though you were full. Edit: Thanks for the likes. The biggest one so far. My second most liked comment is twice fewer then my most liked comment. Very much appreciated.
Zhong: open bag of chips Cat: Hey you said you full give me the chips Edited: ya’ll i was like a fetus when i put this comment down keep your bras on 😂
I like all you take dogs hopefully you're famous if you're not famous then I don't like your two dogs because I want you to talk and I don't know how many views or blah blah blah but what are your name is
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
About the hair color
Normal people :✨Pink✨
Me: ✨doo doo green✨
About the hair Color:Pink
Me:Do Platinum or blonde
Hair color probably pink 🤣
No diria
you're not normal if you don't pick rainbow hair
pink plss😂😂😂😂😂😂
The cat literally said "I want some" lol
Yeeep
My cat always wants my chips lol
So true🤣
Lol
I have a begal cat to hahaha!!
Zhong: opens his snacks*
The cat: *pls share with me :(*
Right hahahaha
Your rihgt
Yea
My cat loves chicken and when I’m sleeping at night he just climbs on the table and eat my food☹️
Shawe*
good job actually made him do it
He’s a good boy he eats all his food. He falls for your tricks, even too.😅😊😊😊😊
The cat: I am hungry. If you don't have room for the chips , give me 😂
Hey Tikki
No I want those chips
True
Meow
@@manhamusu3101 Hi
When my mom said "not eating your veggies makes you dumb" I think this is the embodiment of those words.
@Pumkinn Piee Can you even understand the JOKE you donut 🍩?
@@rifeoryt2785 You just called dis mans a DONUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Pumkinn Piee r/ihadastroke
@Pumkinn Piee bruh ur dry if ur trying to make this school chill out it’s a mere joke 😪
💙🩵💜🤎🤍🩷❤️🧡💛🖤🩶💚
Zhong: Open Bag Of Chips
Cat: Sharing Is Caring :D
Lmao
😂
Lmao
Just like in the *school*
😂😂
😂😂😂
Team pink like if u agree 💗💗💗💗💗💗🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
Edit thank you all for so many likes I've never gotten that much in my life 💖💖☺️☺️😍😍😌😌
Hiiliu
Hi
🌈 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️🌈
Brown hair
Zhong: *Proceeds to eat chips*
Cat: Hey, you gon' eat all that
Rad
>:]
so right
Who's cat
The cat be like give me some of that
I love how the cute cat was just like "Hey you eatin without me...Ok-"
Zhong is gay ☮ 🌈 look at the way he redacts and behave.
That cat looks like my cat
@@QUEEN-yn5xq fr
Hi
“Why isn’t it splitting in half”
*brain cells have left the room*
Its a joke bruh
@@Robert_SK10R yeah and that was joke too
Blue and pink
😂😂😂
brown
Same I just love my snacks lol 😊😊😊
Call bro we want some more fun. I’m so.
Zong: I don't have room for my snacks😪
Also Zong: * Eats snacks *
Zhong*
Zhong not Zong
You can clearly see he is pouting while eating them
You should make your hair red
@Amber Tan I accidentally pressed delete when I clicked on the h
ZHONG: EATS SNACKS
CAT: SHAREING IS CAREING
Sharing is caring dude
shareing= sharing
careing= caring
why doesn't anyone have good grammar
❤
Zhong: Why isn't this cutting in half?!
Me: gravity
Hmm yes
Urraka needs to come then
Dye your hair to Green
Yeah
Not green PINK
HAHA you art all of your food. 😂😂😂
"dont forget to dye your hair at 4 million sub
Cat: *looks at hair*
He.must do pink
Pink
No purple stupids
He should do pibk
LOL can he do blue? :/
The fact this man is close to 4 mil scares me.
Hell,this MAN scares me.
I don’t know maybe he might be doing something shady or maybe sub botting
Idk i subscribed because it was funny 🤷 so maybe thats why a lot of other people did lol
@@lilyjohnson344 funny?This is funny?This is what comedy is now?Oh well I’ve lost all hope 🤷🏻♂️.
@@theRichestRice7 you need to chill 😂 theres little things that r funny anymore. Just let it be funny if its funny.🤷
@@lilyjohnson344 I understand that we all have our preferences.But come on .Watching a slug go across my backyard could be way funnier😂
This guy : *eating chips*
Cat : "and i *took* that personality.*
Wow the cat took his personality what a dick
And that's how cats became ferocious
@@FatPenguiniscool pppppffhhaaahahaha
Hi name is Zhong
omar
OMAR
Make it pink, make it pink,MAKEIT PIIINNNNNKKKKKKKKK 💗
"why isn't it splitting in half?"
the one remaining braincell has left the chat
Hi
I want zialshack to be blue
That's why you don't have no friends
Fyo
This name is hilarious
“i don’t have room for my snacks now!”
*proceeds to eat chips*
Fr
Lol XD
XD
For real though
Just do you got my spybar scribe to video
*"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."*
- Qui-Gon Jinn
This comment is underrated
@@awanderingcheesestick2119 ikr?
Mesa Zhong Mesa big dumb dumb Mesa fan base mad at me for not dyeing Mesa hair Mesa in big doo doo this time
By the way your profile photo is funny and cute
@@Skye_Space thanks, capybaras are my favorite animal
When you color your hair, I want it to be rainbow😂
"I don't have room for my snacks :("
*Proceeds to eat the chips*
Loo
Hi ima see yor ticktock
Yellow
Lol
Ikr
Zong: eww this ramen taste so bad
Me: eats ramen for breakfast lunch and dinner
#relatable
Same
Lol
don’t forget dessert and midnight snack
He was eating ramen ??
Zhong: * eats chips *
Cat: Bro gib me-
Lol
Lol
I didn't know i have so many likes on this comment XD
Pink
Yellow team
👇
Yes
I hate your mom😂😂😂😂
I hate your mom😂😂😂😂
Wish Zong gave some of the snacks to the cat toooooo which came asking him 😂😂 LOL
If you know please tell who is holding the camera
I love cats
@@cirno9999 me too
“Ugh! Why isn’t it cutting in half?”
Zhongs brain and braincells has left the arena.
Edit 1: OMG MY LIKES TY
Edit 2: DUDE ITS NOT THAT GOOD OF A COMMENT ITS LIKE ANY OTHER LOL
They were never there to begin with
@@bbdamos5937 oop-
@@bbdamos5937 true
@@rigolopez5383 lol
Ur name BRUH
Purple and pink🎉🎉🎉🎉
This man made the “all Asians are smart” stereotype look like a joke
Lol
Pink
@lj vids are cool wtf does that mean
@Anne Willis your confusing this video with the whole channel
Gfndvfbf
Him: but I don’t have any room for my snacks!!
:him: starts to eat the hole bag
I thought that two
Ejrktltkdj do fjdjgksjtktksgtkodhroyoy Brooklyn the movie of Coraline
He only ate two doe
You:Tries to spell whole
Also you:spells hole
@@jose06chivas25 you: trying to be funny but in reality: “hey guys why’d the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
Karen:'my kids are fine'
The kids:
It’s acting I think
@@longnguyenphamminh2591 ik but look at the cringe
@@longnguyenphamminh2591 you can
Lol
Zong what are you doing
😂😂😂😂😂 it didn't work when you try to eat have any ended up eating all of it smart idea 😂. Team blue 💙
I can’t imagine being what like 20 and Agruing with my mom about how much I eat . He needs to grow up
It’s his girlfriend and it’s a joke idiot
It's a joke-
Green hair
I want his hair to be purple
The cat: bruh I’m hungry I ain’t got none to eat I want some gimme dat
Yeah bro
𝓗𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓱𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓱𝓮𝓱
Zhong: now I don't have any more rooms for my chips
Zhong five seconds after: *starts eating chips*
Zhong daye your hiar blue and pink and say the girls l like you and it will be funny haha
@@imraankage822 it’s dye
Are u meech da peach
@@beanieboo_diamonds_8744 shes part of the emo meech cult.
@@seangie :0 oh
Team pink and blue here👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Girly he already has 38 million subs
Thank you 😅
Sony four mini scribers I’m gonna pick his hair dye, pink, black purple
Re d
Red
“how bad is the acting gonna be???”
“Yes.”
"do you want to explain more? No just yes
I think you should dye your hair bright pink
@@SAM_W123 umm…
:/
Its a joke if you haven't got it by now.
“Ugh taste so bad” him after she makes the deal eating it like it is good lol
Dye your hair pink!
It's true
Kid: can I get acting classes?
Mom: We have acting classes at home
Acting classes at home:
Haha 🙃
@@the_one_and_only-. blah blah blah blah blah blah blee blah blah
@@marybaine3157 wth
@@marybaine3157 um wha-
Yea who would fall for that 🙄
You should paint your hair pink IT will Look so pretty 😊
Zhong: *eats chips*
Cat: Give me some pleasee
My name is cat
The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life....
@A Sleeping Fox yea
Zhong: opens chips
Cat: Give me that!!!
“Ugh! Why isn’t it cutting ing half?”
Zhongs brain: um??? Half
Haha
Ha
me too!!
That why I’m saying
@@YoboyE123, ok!
The cat in the end be like dont mind me just doing my job😂😂😂
Grth
The colour
SHUT DE GOLDEN HEART
Zhong: "eats chips"
~summons legendary hungry cat~
Lol
Lolololololol
LOL
Haha LOL
Funny lol 😂😄😁🤪
Me : Mom can we get acting?
Mom : But we already have acting at home
The acting at home :
So true but kind of overused
Me : mom dad can I get an pop it : mom son talk to ur dad :army dad son shut up we have to save money Now give me 28 sit ups
@@escherseo2134 you talk about originality but look at the content this comment was needed so shut up and go back to tik toc kid
@@Cbuv I wasn't saying that it wasn't true, it's just so overused that it's not even funny anymore.
@@escherseo2134 ratio
Zhong: eats chips and summons a legendary cat
Lol
LOL
Aliaj aliaj
:O LEGENDARY CAT
Lol
I think he should do red hair from inside out 😂
Are we just going to ignore the fact that that cat is adorable
Ye
So true 👉👈
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Soup just existing:
Zhong: why won’t the soup cut in halllfff? :(
soup can'nt cut in half
@@harrisonwanyoko5146 yea that’s the joke isn’t very funny though
❤esmerald 446
This is the type of person who couldn't figure out how to get off of a broken escalator.
Yh sure
You’re the type of person to make these overdone jokes.
@@ultrab0x tru
@@ultrab0x it's a joke......stop making a big deal about it.
@@tastytreatsdiy5398 but it’s so used to the point where it IS a big deal.
When you rich pink😂😂😂😂
Zhong: now I don't have room for my snacks :(
*proceeds to eat snacks*
Yeah even his wanted snacks insted of his food
Make hair red
@@amithpillai6349 he ate only a little bit
He only ate a little bit
Zhong: *opens a family size chips*
Cat: “Hey you said you had no room for any chips give me some!”
hahahaaha 😐
Your copied someone's comment-
@@ewkyle1904 no
Nice try copying someones comment.
Copycat
Zhong: **opens chips**
The cat: GIMME THE CHIPS!!
The cats name is Tofu! 👍🏼👍🏼
@@Leyx_official its not-
@@Vanessa-x3r1b It is they’re saying his name in Videos
@@Leyx_official o kk
It isnt tofu tofu is a white cat
Team rainbow 😂
👇
ZHONG Finally got his Girlfriend 😂😂
It's Zoe Nicks Girlfriend Not Zhong's Girlfriend-_-
@@LavenderMarker It doesn’t even sound like her
@@MVPAT bruh she is using a sound changer
@@MVPAT like in dreams face reveal he uses a voice changer
“Why isn’t it splitting in half?!”
Is this a joke?
idk but it wasn’t a funny one
Yes
Are you joking?
Ikr
Dye your hair pink
The cat:give me food or I will starve to death
Zong:*opens his snack*
Cat:please share with me or else I will eat it.
Omg
He should dye his hair pink 😂❤
“Why is it not cutting in half?”
“Oh, I dunno, maybe physics?”
No, it is physics
Couldn't agree more with you.
@@nikratti gcmc n cncfj4fjrp31h b outbreak hermeneutics 12th 21st 12th CTN Javanese
Is poorly food
I dunno etheir
“Tell me You’re dumb without telling me you’re dumb”
Him: yes
My brain functions in A way that makes my il lower than others
J
Hey I’m just watching Netflix
I'm a dog meow
Zong: why isnt it splitting in half my brain cells: this dude can just slurp up the soup
Blue red
So smart
EVERY COLOR TEAM!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zhong: **opens chips bag**
Cat: Yo, can I take the chip bag? We made a deal
Lol
Lol
Smart!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
This is the type of person that would lock himself out of a motorcycle
Lmao
Hahàahahha
Pretty accurate
Lol
Lol
Pink💕💕💕
Shong: ugh this tasste so bad
Also him: *drinks the entire soup*
zoe is crazy
Yes Zoe is crazy
Pink pink pink oooooooo
Zoe is crazy
Him: I am soo full i have no more room for my snacks!
Him again: *eating the chips*
😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
Lol agreed
@@jaziaebeid5968 w
When I'm full I still eat for some reason but I'm not fat but my parents say I skinny
Him: *opens bag of chips*
Cat: can i have some since u said u didn't have any more room for your chips
Green
Tiam pink 💗 💓 💕 💖 😍
plot twist: Zhong actually cuts the food in half because he cuts many parts of the video while eating
@Derrick - Shorts ok?
@Derrick - Shorts he believes these videos how do you expect him to spell?
First cutted is a word idiots
@Derrick - Shorts yo wrong context? Cutted isn’t a word
@Derrick - Shorts bruh not everyone is good at grammer.
"If there's no more room I'LL MAKE ROOM!"
Same I will help 🤣
*barfing intensify*
Yeah, How are you going to make room? POOPING
Sameee
Half the people: * talking about cats and chips *
Me: did some just drip FROM HIS MOUTH?!?
Omg same🤪
Woow are you a youtuber? Im gonna check
Well atm machine im your 3 subscriber😃
@@thedreamteam4872 ok
Blue I want to see him as blue hair 😂
Zhong:opens chips
Cat: hey u. Got any to share??
1 love the fact he know he could not hit 10 million so instead his new goal is 4 million.
So You are new Here
No I'm not new I just never comment I have been seeing this dude's videos before 1 million
He hitted 10 million on tik tok bro not RUclips
Zhong: *pulls out chips*
Cat: Hey can I have maybe just *all of them*
Lol
I love your vids
Zhong: **suffocates and dies**
His friends: DONT FORGET TO DYE YOUR HAIR AT 4 MILLION!!!!
Thats his girlfriend ;-;
Yea -_-
@@paulatrejo2560 jam skeitqw bxiw
Jvidc
@@paulatrejo2560 jeik
“Everybody gangster, until it actually cuts in half”
Hi 😊
@@aydenboylan4615 lol my names ayden too
Blou
@@Ayd3nvr14 ᵇʳᵘʰ ᵐʸ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ'ˢ ᵃʸᵈᵉⁿ...
@@BikiniBottomFragger 🤣🤣
Zhong: why is it not cutting
Gravity: are u kidding me!!!
Me: WTF.(BUT I LIKE IT)
Zing birthday bi his friend ♥️
he's so dumb
@@beccam4607 it's a skit-
@@beccam4607 should i say *r/woosh*
I mean all of it it dumb
You should try veggie straws.😊😮😮
zhong "ugh why isnt it cutting in half?"
zhongs last brain cell: umm i thin im cutting in half
Maybe the bowl will show when is half beacause i saw it half
Hey I like
“Acting was invented in 1845”
Acting in 1844 ->
Red and white 😍 ♥️ 😋 👌
Zhong: *Eats chips*
The cat: Bro, I though you were full.
Edit: Thanks for the likes. The biggest one so far. My second most liked comment is twice fewer then my most liked comment. Very much appreciated.
Lol I knew it comment section will talk about the cat
Yeah😂🤣
😂😂😂
My cattttttttttttttttt🎉❤
Zhong: open chips*
Cat: *enemy* *spotted*
true xd
TRUE LOLLLL
Totally not scripted and i totally did not almost had a heart attack watching this
That's a little much man
Its called a joke bro😂
@@anonymous_40 i know i know
@@fieryjp9898 Ok👏
Well it's obviously scripted duh
Zhong:"but now I dont have no room for my snacks"
Me:*eats 2 hotdogs even tho im done with breakfast in 1 hour* *"y u m."*
Jdjffkdnf
Chef's kiss
Same
I’ll give you 3 million hundred 3 million700 pink
See you later alligator I don’t see a peek I’m gonna put a thumbs down😍😍😍😍😎
Ella
Brown and purple hair 😂😂😂😂😂
Zhong: open bag of chips
Cat: Hey you said you full give me the chips
Edited: ya’ll i was like a fetus when i put this comment down keep your bras on 😂
Hahaha 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣
@@nadriaanderson6915 Loll
LOLL
Wait Zhong's gf name is Cat-?
Ya gave the chips
him being a full grown adult:
also him listing to her:
me: 👁👄👁
I like your shows you're so so pretty I like all you pick up
I like all you take dogs hopefully you're famous if you're not famous then I don't like your two dogs because I want you to talk and I don't know how many views or blah blah blah but what are your name is
@@gregorywilson1107 what.
Me: mom can we get acting?
Mom: No, we have acting at home.
Acting at home:
Blue 💙🔵
Lol nice
Pink
☠☠👽😽😽😽😽😽👉👉👉👉👉
Zhong: *opens the chips*
The cat: I SMELL CHIPS
The cat i smell pennys
I smell your heat
Blue😊