When JJ at first wanted to be able to talk to animals then immediately lived through a life of pain and suffering in his mind to pick every language instead
3:18 I'm actually a little shocked and impressed that JJ used the correct term Submersible when talking about the Titan as so many people incorrectly call it a Submarine.
@@blacksuitnotie what was stupid was saying how nice Ghana was but the slums would be rough he probably didn’t see the worst of it Still would take it over losing 10 years though
brudda he grew up in one of the poshest areas in his town or whatever, went to a private school, became a millionaire (self made) at a very young age. No way hes ever even been anywhere close to a slum
why does every three seconds when ksi talks he slaps his desk? LOL this guy is the funniest troll on the internet. His laugh always makes me giggle. His smile always makes me feel good. love you jj :)
Ksi is such an inspiration I want to be just like him when I'm older he's so confident kind and caring and very successful. And JJ I know u one that fight your really inspiring please don't give up 😊❤️
I just come to listen to JJ laugh. Don’t care what he says I just love that laugh. Someone edit an hour plus of JJ laughing and title it, 1 hour relaxation sounds.
@Yulds_are you proud that your life consists of baiting people on youtube. do your parents love you? you are doing nothing useful in the world except scamming people
@@Dunitha0_0 Nah blud's mom died from a heart attack and his dad left him to get milk and never cameback The earth was flat that time but after this kiddos mom got buried then the earth came to its sperical shape🤡
Considering all things, JJ actually has improved his IQ with the use of logic in a lot of these choices. That Elevate app must be doing wonders, fair play mate!
thats fair but the first ones logic was pretty off icl, if every homeless person has a home, house prices will skyrocket cuz demand over supply and more ppl will become homeless
@@st8vie282not really,IQ is based on problem solving skills,your speed of understanding and memory. While 1 cannot be worked on,your memory can be worked on by doing certain memory boosting exercises and also your problem solving skill can be boosted by challenging with brain teasers,word puzzles and other hard tasks, overtime it would become easier for you to decode things,even though it will not be too significant like someone born with a natural high IQ
If it was a robot apocalypse you could just find the source that is powering the robots and destroy it but for the zombies you’ll have to kill all of it
@@hecker22 That wasn't part of the prompt now was it? What if by choosing 10 years, you were done that second because it was the exact time you were gone? You have more control with your agency in the slums and adapt to outcomes versus the uncertainty of time and might not even make it to year 2 of 10.
@@jakeharman6917 What's going on in your life that's has possessed you to not want to live? Life comes with tribulations; I can attest to that fully. Still, there are 2 perspectives you have to decide from: the victim mentality where you see life as a punishment and then there's the victor mentality which you've overcome your tribulations and can see these as lessons. You've learned, grown, adapted and you're humbled by the experience. If I were to tell you what I've had to overcome, it would prove this perspective to be credible.
@@Don-C.L. The things that make me feel that way are things I can't overcome even if I tried myself. I have pain throughout my body due to injuries all the time. It doesn't make me a loser for feeling this way.
@@jakeharman6917 Nobody used the term loser. In fact, you're a victor right now as you've persevered and continue to do so. I'm also a victor, for withstanding and surviving 1st having my hand nailed to a tree at age 6 by my maternal grandfather, being placed on top of moving vehicles, abduction, death threats at age 11; there's more, but I believe it's being repressed. The physical and emotional trauma doesn't define us and I don't say it for sympathy; only to elaborate and provide context. A person with a strong will and determination can surpass what they see as limitations.
10:40 most of the animals you speak to would be like speaking to a toddler or less. Not much thought processing going on. Speaking to a crow, dolphin, chimpanzee, elephant, that’s a different story altogether. But to some degree we can already communicate to chimps, just can’t talk with words.
I rate JJ being so open about his intelligence and being humble enough to improve it, a lot of people could learn a lot from that level of self acceptance and respect
1:33 It's crazy cuz I've been watching JJ since I was in school and he was also in school, probably finishing it, he's got like 6 years on me. But since then, I finished school and became an engineer. I wouldn't say I'm "smart" but JJ and most influencers who became so rich and famous since a young age and therefore didn't got to University/College are definitely pretty uneducated, in an academic sense.
15:38
JJ: "selfish motherfuckers man"
Also JJ: *Sacrifices the sight of his 5 friends to save his own*
It’s understandable he’s not gonna screw his own kid theres no comparison between ur kids and friends
like fr how is it selfish to want to be brilliant?
@@Animatix19 I’d rather want my kid to be smart so I could be proud of them and wouldn’t have to worry about their studies.
The “Blindmen”
😂😂😂
"i used a little bit of logic in that" is why he won trivial pursuit that one time 😂
Yeah I remember how gassed he got.
@Yulds_translate စရာတောင်မလိုဘူး စောက်တောသား
Logic was dumb too, you could not own a home and still not be homeless
@@danzackblack5829semantics
@@danzackblack5829 bro what?, how could you not own a home and not be HOMEless. it,s literally in the name lol
The 89% who chose to double their chicken size clearly needed to double their IQ
Explain yourself🤨
its crazy to think that 89% probably have like 2-3 inch small banana
The smartest people usually have the most mental problems, the long schlong is always good
True if you're 5-6 in its gonna be 2 big
@@Greg12839 You do realize that 5-7 inches is more than enough for most women and anything bigger usually hurts them, right?
When JJ at first wanted to be able to talk to animals then immediately lived through a life of pain and suffering in his mind to pick every language instead
till he finds out that is also a language
@@syntaxbeast3144no
Dr. Dolittle anyone?
@@syntaxbeast3144😂😂😂
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge the fact that JJ puts salt on his pancakes
Glad you said it bc I was gonna put that 😂
Yeah no that’s absolutely criminal, we need to lock him up🤣
its actually criminal to out saaaallttt on pancakes
i was wondering the same thing.
hahah mans committing war crimes with that combo
there’s salt in cheese put it doesn’t mean you add more salt on top when you eat it. fuck outta here
this episode was so great! JJ seemed to genuinely enjoy it and was actually happy for the most part.
After all these years jj's laugh still makes me laugh
What do you look for in a man ?
@@betterfuelhuell1992 umm
@@betterfuelhuell1992someone with a massive hog so he can absolutely demolish me
@@betterfuelhuell1992A man's D
8:38
The BLINDMEN
💀
Don't joke about blindness
Imagine a blind person sees that
@@zakihalouane3707Oh. My. God.
@@zakihalouane3707 DAMN DUDE
@@zakihalouane3707😂
Whenever jj post it makes me leave all the my wories and enjoy the time laughing with him
@Yulds_ oh well i did and i havent subscribed ill resond to this in a couple of days. cause i wont be dead
The more difficult part of the 5 close friends going blind is that whoever isn't is going to have an issue 😂
Imagine he pick that and none of the sidemen member went blind. Anne Marie and 4 kids are going blind fr
Well it ain't Ethan cos he's just a work colleague
@RomanisRandom gand mara. please dont translate
@@thatawesomeginger1483Ethan called them his best friends in the Road Trip Sidemen video
@RomanisRandom I would rather my heart stopped than subbed thank you
This video taught me it's easier to be a good person when you have money and I'm glad it did.
Hmm that’s not the case in real life.
@@JBMorris9 true, greed leads you straight to hell
Mad respect to jj, such a funny creator, never fails to make me laugh
Same been here since like 2015
@@KristenZianourry2015frr, started watching him in school, now I’m working. Time is so fast
the meatriding is crazy💀
@@legitdude2744 shut up
@@legitdude2744saying something nice about someone is not meat riding lmfao
I have never seen somebody laugh at their own jokes more than this guy 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You forgot about Vik
Fr😂😂
Yo the animal versus language was mad funny. Felt like JJ was doing a standup set for a minute there. Good to see he’s still got the funny.
The amount of times KSI slapped the desk:
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JJ saying "double a grand you get 2 grand wow" that hit me hard 😂😭
He aint wrong 2 grand is only like a months or 2 worth of rent
With double iq you can make 1000x the money you have
@@ImTitan16it’s even worse if you’re in debt and your just losing money at that point
Ye doubling your IQ over some people having 2 grand is worth it
3:18 I'm actually a little shocked and impressed that JJ used the correct term Submersible when talking about the Titan as so many people incorrectly call it a Submarine.
Elevate app is coming in clutch
Then he again said word submarine the third question after lol
''If you double 0 you still get 0'' 9:35.
Caught me off guard
8:18
At least Ethan’s spared as he’s just a collegue
JJs personality and humor really shine through in this video! We need more of these type of vids
Simon, Vik, Tobi, Josh, Harry are all going blind. Ethan is safe because he is just a colleague
This comment is underrated asf
😂
💀
The "Blindmen"
KSI: Y’all are weird, y’all would watch kids die at a school while gaining 5K $
Also KSI: 8:24
That app you're using is really helping your IQ! You answered (relatively) wisely!
wsg electroboom
No it's not 💀
Hop off when ur done
Hey hi
I did not expect electroboom to watch ksi videos, top man.
8:59 that’s a dope question, either choice your freeing a slave🤣🤣
The person who thinks all the time
😂😂😂
Exactly
fr
6:48
You know JJ is really using that app Elevate, when he's using words like "stench"
😂😂🤣💀
Even I don't know what that means
JJ says he would live in the slums for a year but couldn’t even stay a night in the villa for simons wedding😭😭
That room was trash lol. But at least he didn't lose 10 YEARS of his life for that decision. How could you even choose that?!
@@blacksuitnotiethere’s way worst in africa like WAY worst
@@Astrixct
Not worse enough that you'd choose to lose 10 years of your life
@@blacksuitnotie what was stupid was saying how nice Ghana was but the slums would be rough he probably didn’t see the worst of it
Still would take it over losing 10 years though
brudda he grew up in one of the poshest areas in his town or whatever, went to a private school, became a millionaire (self made) at a very young age. No way hes ever even been anywhere close to a slum
Yes please do more of these brother. Loved having your perspectives while my girl and I conversed over it as well.
why does every three seconds when ksi talks he slaps his desk? LOL this guy is the funniest troll on the internet. His laugh always makes me giggle. His smile always makes me feel good. love you jj :)
After his 5 closest friends become blind….. Ethan is so glad he’s just a colleague right now 😂
LOL
13:53 JJ wanna go back to respawn 💀
18:51 Imagine being a menace controlling birds and make em shit all over on someone's car
Even better, control a tornado to toss someone's car.
KSI and his friends..the blindmen😂
JJ’s laugh is priceless 😂
@@Dj07-i3u what is blud yappering on a abour
oh we didnt know, bro honestly shut up bot, cringe.....u guys are annoying at this point
@Yulds_ yeah that’ll work thanks
Ur life is too
@@Kaish1.Damn, why you have to do bro like that? 💀
No way KSI be putting salt on his pancakes 😂😂
😂😂😂I can't believe I'm not the only one who thought this
I really hope he meant sugar
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
aint no way bru
british people use salt on their pancakes.
14:29 Simon be like:
Am I a joke to u
Ksi is such an inspiration I want to be just like him when I'm older he's so confident kind and caring and very successful. And JJ I know u one that fight your really inspiring please don't give up 😊❤️
The sidemen Sunday this week was close to home and it was one of my top 5 for sure and deji and jj having a bonding moment on that video was wholesome
@Yulds_💀💀💀
Yeah i loved the part where jj lets deji touch him LOL. It was hella wholesome
the ethan and deji moment was even more “touching”
especially when deji came out the closet to a married man
@Yulds_Everyone’s heart stopped beating
JJ never fails to make us happy
12:32 you should try an elbow
😂😂
Don't get it
@@Shwiwj KSI elbowed Joe Fournier by accident during a boxing fight
Salt with pancake is crazy jj
KSI reasoning for the robot apocalypse had me on the floor like they know your weakness is peanuts so they will shoot deeez nutzz at you🤣
I've had a very hard day, mate. Thank you for making me a little bit happier JJ
Hope it gets better for you bro.
I also hope that
Head up king
You’ve worked hard
You a king fr
9:07 bro is speechless 💀
The fact that he is still not cancelled.
This was nice, I’d like to see more videos like this. Finally a peak KSI video idea!
Let's all agree whenever JJ or the sidemen post it makes our day better
The glazing is crazy 💀💀
One of my favorite videos so far this year, so entertaining, made me laugh so many times😂, jj you’re the best
18:24 JJ man trust me, with the weather we're having now (45 Celsius) we would love rain every week
Ironic cuz rain and wind has decimated sharjah and bits of dubai
@q.wertyuiop1210 yeah that wasn't part of the plan
Damn
14:19 big up Ghana😂🇬🇭
8:53 the outcome wouldve been the same for JJ either way
😳
U DID NOT😭😭
12:47 emp
8:20 Ethan wouldn't have to worry seeing as the sidemen aren't freinds just colleagues.
“Just leave him alone man”
-JJ Olatunji
Hahahaha
I just come to listen to JJ laugh. Don’t care what he says I just love that laugh. Someone edit an hour plus of JJ laughing and title it, 1 hour relaxation sounds.
16:21 just got himself an eternal yellow card hope the boys see this😂😂😂😂😂
One robot alone could probably kill the whole humanity
10:00 KSI forgets the subreddit exists to constantly remind him of his Ls 😅
This is one of JJ''s best videos, I was laughing non-stop
@Yulds_omg did ur dad cheat on ur mom?
@Yulds_are you proud that your life consists of baiting people on youtube. do your parents love you? you are doing nothing useful in the world except scamming people
It's the funniest one in a while for sure
@@Dunitha0_0 Nah blud's mom died from a heart attack and his dad left him to get milk and never cameback
The earth was flat that time but after this kiddos mom got buried then the earth came to its sperical shape🤡
Considering all things, JJ actually has improved his IQ with the use of logic in a lot of these choices. That Elevate app must be doing wonders, fair play mate!
IQ is genetic
@@st8vie282 Is it? How so?
thats fair but the first ones logic was pretty off icl, if every homeless person has a home, house prices will skyrocket cuz demand over supply and more ppl will become homeless
@@GGSquad33 bro, it doesn't matter. Everyone has a house.
@@st8vie282not really,IQ is based on problem solving skills,your speed of understanding and memory. While 1 cannot be worked on,your memory can be worked on by doing certain memory boosting exercises and also your problem solving skill can be boosted by challenging with brain teasers,word puzzles and other hard tasks, overtime it would become easier for you to decode things,even though it will not be too significant like someone born with a natural high IQ
JJ is actually smart 😮
When JJ Post It Makes My Day Better
2:30 Did Jj just say he adds salt to his pancakes?
That white in him is starting to take over
Someone cancel jj salt on pancakes is outrageous
Pretty sure he meant sugar
16:46 is definetly the deepest one. they are pretty much saying either be a robot or be an emo...
Robot 100%
I really enjoyed this do moreeeee
5:52 KSI still tryna hit 6ft
13:42 Ayo what is the option 💀
19:00 I don’t think he knows there are animals outside of zoos
Yeh but none in england
8:44 - Can't believe Ethan gets to keep his vision.
Please more would you rather videos KSI they are the best!!
Always a good day when JJ uploads
If it was a robot apocalypse you could just find the source that is powering the robots and destroy it but for the zombies you’ll have to kill all of it
12:14 weakness is peanuts😂doesn’t get fed peanuts instead gets shot with them and he dead!😭
"PeNis"
15:17 kinda funny how they put an american flag in the background of the smart kid.
I love how KSI really doesn’t understand how much worse off normal people are compared to him.
5:11
He does understand
“I don’t wanna go to the bottom of the sea. I have no business there.” 😂😂😂
Bruh i laughed a lot watching this video, JJ never disappoints
14:12 the people picking losing 10 years are overall miserable people and just want it to be over with sooner and many people are selfish.
@@hecker22 That wasn't part of the prompt now was it? What if by choosing 10 years, you were done that second because it was the exact time you were gone? You have more control with your agency in the slums and adapt to outcomes versus the uncertainty of time and might not even make it to year 2 of 10.
So its selfish to not want to live?
@@jakeharman6917 What's going on in your life that's has possessed you to not want to live? Life comes with tribulations; I can attest to that fully. Still, there are 2 perspectives you have to decide from: the victim mentality where you see life as a punishment and then there's the victor mentality which you've overcome your tribulations and can see these as lessons. You've learned, grown, adapted and you're humbled by the experience. If I were to tell you what I've had to overcome, it would prove this perspective to be credible.
@@Don-C.L. The things that make me feel that way are things I can't overcome even if I tried myself. I have pain throughout my body due to injuries all the time. It doesn't make me a loser for feeling this way.
@@jakeharman6917 Nobody used the term loser. In fact, you're a victor right now as you've persevered and continue to do so. I'm also a victor, for withstanding and surviving 1st having my hand nailed to a tree at age 6 by my maternal grandfather, being placed on top of moving vehicles, abduction, death threats at age 11; there's more, but I believe it's being repressed. The physical and emotional trauma doesn't define us and I don't say it for sympathy; only to elaborate and provide context. A person with a strong will and determination can surpass what they see as limitations.
20:47 "im committing a crime and getting away with it"
- JJ 2023, truly inspiring
Can I commit the crime, and you take the blame? 😊
@DstainExactly. It didn’t even specify the crime so you could just choose to steal money from a billionaire and now you’re just rich.
18:31 KSI predicts the floods in Dubai
JJ: I would much rather not steal 7:32
Also JJ: If I could steal anything and get away with it: beautiful, easy 20:47
20:31 alright wtf is wrong with that people?? 💀
Lol
Jesus picked the bottom one so that we could pick the top one. (Hold that thought)
@@jesulobaolaoye8265 lol
2:00 wise words from jj
The Sidemen becoming The Blindmen
JJ at 3:23 "I want to see mountains again, mountains Gandalf" -Bilbo Baggins
11:03 Then you’d get sectioned for being crazy 😂😂
12:01 76% people wants to become Dora the explorer 😂
Aren't humans animals too?
JJ just turned down the ability to control every human being on Earth.
ksi u can't double zero 0 1:11
damnnn
I love how the Prime bottle collection in the background has just been slowly growing and growing lmaoo...killin it!!!!
0:21
some absolute big brain calculations there JJ, can't believe you were able to come to that conclusion so quickly
Same, thought he was a dum-bass but his choices were perfect for a rich guy
Congrats on the engagement JJ!
Nice JJ, love you man. You make me happy everytime you upload
@Yulds_ just shut up
10:40 most of the animals you speak to would be like speaking to a toddler or less.
Not much thought processing going on.
Speaking to a crow, dolphin, chimpanzee, elephant, that’s a different story altogether.
But to some degree we can already communicate to chimps, just can’t talk with words.
my day feels better whenever jj uploads
Thick of It is just me being *Sick* of it
💀bro13:58
14:41 nah bro, cuz then i'll end up next to a black guy anyways
💀💀💀
I rate JJ being so open about his intelligence and being humble enough to improve it, a lot of people could learn a lot from that level of self acceptance and respect
I wouldn't treat what he says totally serious
the meat riding is crazy
he knows it doesnt matter he's "dumb" because he's rich lol so why not just roast yourself it's only a roast if ur dumb and unsuccessful
Never experience sadness? So if you're family members dies your just gonna be happy?
it's always a good day when jj uploads
Npc comment
1:33 It's crazy cuz I've been watching JJ since I was in school and he was also in school, probably finishing it, he's got like 6 years on me. But since then, I finished school and became an engineer. I wouldn't say I'm "smart" but JJ and most influencers who became so rich and famous since a young age and therefore didn't got to University/College are definitely pretty uneducated, in an academic sense.
JJ makes my day loads better
Same bro... I stopped overthinking abou my bad day after watching this video😅