"The Kamikaze Corps" but you're on a one-way flight into the Leyte Gulf
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- Опубликовано: 27 янв 2022
- "You are two or three metres from the target.
You can see clearly the muzzles of the enemy's guns.
You feel that you are suddenly floating in the air.
At that moment, you see your mother's face.
She is not smiling or crying.
It is her usual face.
[...]
Then you are no more."
- Kamikaze Pilot's Manual
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Contrary to popular belief, Kamikazes had a tank loaded with fuel for 2-way trips because there was the very real chance a Kamikaze might get lost and find nothing but ocean or be wasted in a storm. It was ok for kamikazes to return to base if they couldn't find a target; Japan was low on pilots of all kinds, including Kamikazes, and had no wish to waste them fruitlessly crashing into the ocean. Thus you would be alright if you returned in a kamikaze, provided you had a good explanation, as was historically done. Return 11 times, as one fella did, and you'll be shot for cowardice though.
also it was a rational behaind it, because AA at the time was getting so heavy that piltos would not return from bombing runs so often that they had low survivability anyways
@@patriciusvunkempen102 behaind
There was also a guy called Sasaki Tomoji. Being the leader of a Ki-48 bomber squadron, he got away from 9 kamikaze sorties, based on the belief that "instead of kamikaze I shall just deliver bombs over and over again". His superiors were so pissed that they were deliberately trying to get him killed at some point, yet he always managed to return and lived a very long life after the war.
In most cases, if you managed to survive a kamikaze sortie you'd just get peer pressured into doing it again and doing it for sure, but you can always chicken out again if you're shameless enough...
Also a little extra flammable material doesn’t hurt. Well I mean it doesn’t hurt the pilot anyway
You’d think at that point you just find an American base or crash near an American fleet and be captured
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" but you squad is making it's last stand during the Battle of the Bulge
yes
yes!
Yo muuuuuust do this.
Good idea
I think it's insulting to use the battle of the bulge over North Africa. Battery 155 at Sidi Nisir. Since the premise is the same. Though bulge does have a more hopeless feeling to it. Rather than brits singing said song in defiance at point blank range with Arty guns
The way it just starts with engines, then you begin to hear explosions and flak, and then the pilot's breathing.
Also, that ending, perfect
I didn’t know that the japanese were fighting against the germans.
@@thelime4147 wha
@@rallycardenas8829 Flak stands for flugabwherkanone which was only used by the germans. The american used Bofors 37 mm AA
@@thelime4147 air pollution
@@rallycardenas8829 Yes!
“Alright, Prepare for take off.”
“Wait! Sir! You forgot to teach us how to land!”
*Commander Bursts out Laughing*
“Wait! Sir! You forgot to teach us how to land!”
"I know."
“Simple Recruit.”
“You see that American vessel several kilometers away?”
@@bostonbakedbeans5071 "You fly straight through it"
oh no!
just learn on the fly on that american air craft carrieri
Actually, Kamikaze corps are from actual pilots from the IJA.
but nice joke
"Rocky road to Dublin" But your not making it out of jadotville
They won't be resting in Mullingar that night
The first batch of Kamakazi pilots must have felt hoodwinked.
They probably felt some strong Gs and then nothing at all
Trolled by the emperor
@@frmr6902
Hirohito gaming
They volunteered for it.
@@monolith1662 I meant the first actual Kamikaze pilots the op wondered about. They were dive bomber pilots that volunteered for it after the sales pitch from their commanders.
This one is gonna be a good one man.
I agree
cant wait
It's you
"Hail to the Chief" but President Kennedy's taking a lovely drive through Dallas.
Ohhhhhhh boyyyyyy
fuck man. dark.
Fun fact: i listened to this song so many times before. Usually when i had to go to work by train, 2,5 hours, do a 24 hour shift (security guard) and then take the train back home. I had an afternoon to rest and then it was beginning again. It felt like a slow process of death.
Anyways, im not comparing myself to a kamikaze pilot or anything, im just writing down my thoughts right now, im high as fuck.
Thanks for this amazing piece, Jormungandr.
that's capitalism for 'ya
@@stealthynuke4959 Yeah, as opposed to Socialism, when the slow process of death is from starvation.
@@stealthynuke4959 that’s not really capitalism, that’s just what guards do which is to guard stuff for long periods of time. Sucks but someone has to do it and his job might be important. I mean unless we know exactly what he does I’m just gonna assume he guards art or something.
@@benjamintherogue2421 LMFAO! Do you know anything about socialism? Yes, it's bad, but you don't starve as much as you think. In East Germany the people didn't starve, nor in Czechoslovakia, nor in Yugoslavia. Was it perfect? No, of course, but neither is capitalism.
I'd take my swedish welfare state any day of the week over both American Crapitalism and Soviet Suckialism.
@@joelthorstensson2772 People did starve in those places, far more frequently than they did elsewhere. It's also so much more than just starvation. It's that you become the slave of the state and they decide whether or not you will be allowed to eat. If I starve because of my own poor decisions, so be it. I won't starve because the state can't manage their way out of a paper bag, or worse, they decide I should starve because of some reason they have conjured up in their minds.
I'll take free-markets over either Capitalism or Socialism. But to say that because all systems have some flaws that they are equal in their issues is a completely false equivalency. The only reason you can enjoy your Swedish welfare is because you are between the stages of collapse for it. Sweden tried it once already, only for it all to collapse after the massive treasure it built up after WWII ran out. Your rapid influx of extremely hostile mass immigration is only going to speed up the inevitable now.
“I get around” but you still see the jungle every time you close your eyes
my father had a business inside a strip mall. the owner of the strip mall was a kamikaze fighter pilot instructor. He got the job by volunteering for a special task that was unknown to the whole kamikaze pilot crew at the time. he died 15 or so years ago but ill never forget that story.
That description is terrifying.
“Panzershiff Deutschland” but your Cruiser is being pursued by the Royal Navy in the Southern Atlantic
“Der mächtigste König im Luftrevier” but you are about to attack a merchant convoy
The ending left me with goosebumps all over. Excellent content my guy!
I don't know what genre of content this is but I fucking love it
"The man comes around" but you just buttoned up the hatch on your M1 Abrams, moving to push Ivan out of Anchorage, Alaska
"Life could be a Dream" but your surrounded by the NVA and have lost all hope of survival (a bullet piercing through flesh sound to signify the death of the soldier at the end would be nice if possible)
The songs name is Sh-Boom.
@@TheVampyr Ik i forgor its name
monke swim
@@kingofsomething3250 swim of da monke
" the Japanese soldier doesn't care if he gets hurt or killed, as long as he kills you"
Wasps: sting and run away. Ants: bite and run away. Bees:
"Kimigayo" but you and Admiral Yamaguchi have decided to go down with the ship
"Lesz! Lesz! Lesz!" but Budapest gets leveled in front of your eyes.
“Horthy miklós katonája vagyok” but you just got shot near the Don
“In the year 2525” but your spaceship is under attack by Nestle’s death squadron during the water wars.
Jörmungandr I just wanna say I love your content. You not only listen to your viewers, but you manage to convey the absolute terror or bliss that people in the time would’ve felt all with a few background noises and a song :)
Attempt #11: Should I Stay Or Should I Go but your M1 gets detracked in downtown Baghdad and the crew isn't fixing it fast enough
Pilot- "OMG! I'M OUT OF AMMO!"
Emperor Hirohito- "My child, you are the ammo"
Pilot- "Your right, dad!"
stolen comment
"Komm, Susser Todd" but you're crying in the Geofront, while listening to EVA-02 fighting above you
This needs to happen
Get in the goddamn robot
“Auld Lang Syne” but your vickers gun is overheating at Imphal
Men of Harlech but The Zulus are charging Rorke’s drift and your martini Henry has jammed
*quietly looks up what happened to the Japanese Imperial Navy at Leyte Gulf and-
Ayyyyyyyyy lmao
"Man on the Moon." By R.E.M. but your an astronaut onboard the damaged Apollo 13.
"For the love of money" but your robbing a bank and the police are chasing you
"The End of The World" by Skeeter Davis but you're watching in your Zaku II as Side 2 falls into Australia after the Feds fired at it
or the same song but you're evacuating from Australia as Side 2 breaks orbit
"Downed and Drowned" but you're on a cargo ship/galleon in the open sea and everything seems to be alright
Reject senpai
*become banzai, honor the great Imperial Japan*
BANZAAAAAAAAAI
"Alerta! Katipunan!" But you're with Bonifacios Forces against Aguinaldo's
"Paalam, o nanay ko!" But you're falsely convicted by ROTC Guerillas.
"Lo que un día fue no será" but you were ambushed in Culiacan center
“A Nation Once Again” but you’re ambushing a British Checkpoint
Smells like teen spirit but your M728 CEV just got hit by an RPG in Desert Storm
"Alright lads, pay attention! I'm only gonna' do this once."
"(Some german ww2 song)" but you're the last holdout at Stalingrad and the soviets are closing in (maybe it can end with a few moments of silence, to signal the surrender of the last German forces in Stalingrad and the end of the battle of stalingrad, and after a few seconds The Soviet Anthem quietly plays in the background)
“If you want to eat the jam don’t catch” but you caught
Lol
Oh my God, thats one of my fav songs. Thanks for making it!!!
That tugged on a heart string ngl
The Trooper but you're in the Light Brigade
This stuff is so good, i really hope you add more of it on Spotify
Четырнадцать минут до старта (14 minutes to start) but you're the cosmonaut of Soyuz 1
great work as always
“Paint it black” but you just found your squadmate’s SAW in Fallujah and you’re getting that feeling of being watched
"Where the Sawgrass meets the Sky", but you're a FBI agent pinned down in Miami
Anchors aweigh but it's the battle of midway and you have a zero on your tail
"We do a little trolling" - Matome Ugaki
'By order of the king' but you're in the newfoundland regiment engaged in the somme
i enjoy the direction that these silly memes are going
Roki vulovic ”Mauzer” but youre pinned down by sniper fire in Sarajevo.
"I don't want to set the word on fire" but you are on your Boeing B-29 in the Operation Meetinghouse
Dope 💯, this is really relaxing great to fall asleep to
“Battle of the Somme” but you’re going over the top at the Somme
“For what it’s worth” but your company is taking heavy casualties in Hue City.
Bees after seeing a human near their nest:
British grenadiers but your being pinned by machinegun fire
"Bad company" but your escape pod just crashed on the surface of taris
This is gonna be legendary
“Come out ye black and tans” But you’re fighting the british paramilitary in Belfast
Over the hills and far away but you're surrounded by Zulus at Isandlwana
He is playing tokkotai bushi!!!! But the hat that the kamikaze pilot has is different
British Shantys but your‘re on the way Home from the Schelde
"march of stalin artillery" but you're a soviet artillery crew that about to open barrage to berlin for the first time
This song helped me cope with suicidal thoughts.
horse solder horse solder but your part of the Cav. scouts in Afgan and your convoy just hit a IED
I really love listening to your videos, it makes me feel like I am really on the place time and situation. I hope you could make videos on WW2 philippines, specially the horific battle of manila.
"Anchors Aweigh", but you're the last line of defence between the Imperial Navy and the landing force in Leyte Gulf
Lol, that "last line" thing was 6 battleships....
"Getsu-getsu-ka-sui-moku-kin-kin" but your destroyer just got torpedoed by an American sub
Attempt 12: "Over the Hills and Far Away” But the next zulu wave is advancing
I loved.
“The Workers’ Song” by the Longest Johns, but you’re under siege by the Southern Illinois Coal Company in Herrin
"legio aeterna victrix" but you're about to get ambushed at teutoburg's forest
"Until your last dying breath" but you are retreating trough Albanian mountains(Serbia WW1)
La Victoire est a Nous, but the Coalition refuses to let Hougoumont fall.
"Over the Hills and Far Away" but your British Rifle Company has just ambushed a French Infantry Column in 1812 Spain. "Bar in Ovambo: but your a SADF Recce and you're hunting SWAPO insurgents in 1983 Ovamboland.
"Ved Stanford brua" but you're an Englishman trying to stop the lone viking berserker from crossing the bridge
This is a real banger
I got a good one Queen-under pressure but you are the 2nd para regiment at goose green
Oh no, I have no bullets! I need to -get back to base- BANZAII!
I had a church pastor who was in the navy in ww2 and witnessed a kamikaze attack.
"Kickstart my Heart" but you're a Tank Commander of an M1 Abrams during the Iraq War headed straight for Baghdad
Suggestion: Kalinka but you're in the chernobyl control room watching the reactor explode
Tāwhirimātea but you're in the middle of the bush during Tikokowaru's War
"Miya San, Miya San" but the fight started in Toba-Fushimi.
Watched this 5 times in a row now.
This video has ZERO dislikes. Fate loves irony.
wasps: Sting and fly away
ants: Bites and runs away
Bees:
Lupang Hinirang but you're a Philippine Scout at the USAFFE's last stand at Corregidor Island
"Non, je ne regrette rien" but you are a legionnaire from the 1st REP in 1961.
battle hymn of the republic but you just fell into the crater at petersburg
"Paint It Black" Cover by Spinning Jenny, but you are a marine in the battle of Hue
,,Lance do boju, szable w dłoń, bolszewika goń, goń, goń!'' but your taking part in the last great cavalery battle in Europe (battle of Komarów 1920)
“Silent night” But you’re a trauma doctor working on a holiday DUI victim.
"Scotland the Brave" but you're storming Gold beach with the British 50th Infantry Division on D-Day
"precious memories" but you're defending your ranch from the cartel
"Low lie the fields of Athenry" but you're held up in the GPO during the Easter rising would rock