Roastmaster General Jeff Ross reveals he is actually sensitive.

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @williamdecker3989
    @williamdecker3989 4 года назад +12

    Wow, I thought Jeff Ross couldn't walk uphill, and he can talk while doing it! I'm very impressed!

  • @josephkelley8641
    @josephkelley8641 4 года назад +2

    Real honor Kevin Nealon/Jeff Ross - God Bless.
    .

  • @yagofidani7
    @yagofidani7 Месяц назад

    That was one of my favorites . And that actually got Kevin to laugh the most yet

  • @ub2bn
    @ub2bn 4 года назад +79

    "I look like... if bruce willis drowned"

    • @jw8350
      @jw8350 4 года назад +1

      the same line he’s said like 50 other times on camera

    • @ub2bn
      @ub2bn 4 года назад

      @@jw8350 yea, he had that one locked and loaded, but only because it IS funny.

    • @jimray2281
      @jimray2281 4 года назад +1

      Took a beat but then I thought “bloated and pastie white” funny

  • @joseluissanchezgil9769
    @joseluissanchezgil9769 4 года назад +1

    One of the best interviews to date. It did sound like Kevin is running out of breath. Just hope Kevin doesn't have a heart attack while videoing one of his hikes.

    • @nadamuchu
      @nadamuchu Год назад +1

      How funny would that be, though?

  • @K31R616
    @K31R616 4 года назад +1

    This was great. Thanks, guys :P

  • @shadeeason4401
    @shadeeason4401 2 года назад

    Great episode

  • @JaQuicker
    @JaQuicker 4 года назад +2

    Nealon is a master of backhanded compliments, he'd do great on a roast

  • @drewgrows7765
    @drewgrows7765 4 года назад +2

    Every tree is a cell phone tower. Hiking on Shrooms is the best lol

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 4 года назад

      Drew Grows but they really do disguise towers as trees in California. And also hide oil dericts behind fake skyscrapers/buildings.

  • @illuminateyourlife3401
    @illuminateyourlife3401 4 года назад +1

    😂😂😂 Kevin 2:10 - "It can't be your personality"..........Roasted 🤘😎🤘

  • @mstarling028
    @mstarling028 4 года назад

    Bumping Mikes on Netfilx is a great take.

  • @jamesmarko1787
    @jamesmarko1787 4 года назад

    I loved you in Golden Pond. And who's bathroom are you going to be painting? Hilarious.

  • @noitallmanaz
    @noitallmanaz 4 года назад +9

    ALL HE NEEDS IS A SCAR AND SHARKS WITH FRICKEN LASER BEAMS

  • @rciesi1
    @rciesi1 4 года назад

    Another great one you prolific man.
    Question though- is Carolla turning you down or what?!

  • @TonyWud
    @TonyWud 4 года назад +18

    I'm surprised Jeff didn't go back after hearing Kevin tell of his "viral infection".

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 4 года назад +1

      Yeah I thought for sure he'd come back with something funny. Maybe he's too out of shape to multitask.

    • @ShowBizBlueprint
      @ShowBizBlueprint 4 года назад +3

      Probably filmed before it was a thing

    • @AwesomeFish12
      @AwesomeFish12 4 года назад +1

      @@ShowBizBlueprint It's been a major thing since November 2019, so I think it was filmed after that. Unless you've been living under a rock and only just learned about COVID19 because you are some sort of troglodyte who only learned about this epidemic recently.

    • @milton7851
      @milton7851 4 года назад

      He’s not Howie Mandel, thankfully

    • @darian2332
      @darian2332 4 года назад +5

      @@AwesomeFish12 Why do you have to be so mean? That was so unnecessary.

  • @rslily
    @rslily 3 года назад +1

    Viral infection?? It's called the Rona!

  • @kellypatterson2537
    @kellypatterson2537 4 года назад +1

    Hoping you put Tony Shalhoub on your guest list! Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum...

  • @OhighOSkater
    @OhighOSkater 4 года назад +2

    0:05 I can’t tell if you’re joking or if those trees are really towers lol

  • @df238
    @df238 4 года назад

    Jeff Ross is sensitive, are you f@cken kidding me, he's ruthless and funny as hell, scared to death of him would cross the street if I saw him.

  • @pablocruise678
    @pablocruise678 4 года назад

    Paw print!!!!

  • @vinmad6669
    @vinmad6669 4 года назад

    WOW ---- DAVE is the man ..... Attell is a best ...... LOVE YA ?....... so glad dave throwin u a bone jeff .. u needed it
    .... what u think ??? ..... again LOVE me some Kevin ...... ...... Love u Kevin ········ ok jeff ross ..... reachin a little .... OK Jeff ....... dont hate ya ......but u think ... gotta say u know this guy jeff ross .... WHO ????? ..
    they should all intemitation me ....... What ever. ..... peace n love n happiness

  • @craigslistreply6544
    @craigslistreply6544 4 года назад +1

    Kevin sounds a bit different here

  • @chrissypoo69
    @chrissypoo69 4 года назад

    “Cankle bitch”

  • @noitallmanaz
    @noitallmanaz 4 года назад +1

    So kevin was ground zero for Corona...

  • @charleyhansen4866
    @charleyhansen4866 Год назад

    Hahahaha

  • @flnthrn2
    @flnthrn2 4 года назад

    Get Uncle Fester out of the sun.

  • @edblair5253
    @edblair5253 4 года назад +1

    How can jeff ross be serious about nancy pelosi? All is lost.

  • @stephensnyder6818
    @stephensnyder6818 4 года назад

    He likes Nancy Pelosi. Thank you for all you do for our country. A couple of big time liberals.

  • @kodiakarcher
    @kodiakarcher 4 года назад +1

    Dean Martin had real roast not PC bullshit.

  • @jamespearson7655
    @jamespearson7655 4 года назад +6

    Pro Pelosi? That's pretty sad...

  • @haroldplatypus2732
    @haroldplatypus2732 4 года назад

    Worst hiker....Bob Saget.

  • @mikegrand4181
    @mikegrand4181 4 года назад +13

    We love you Jeff, but stop with that bs about "getting in shape in three days." You're closer to giving birth in three days. You waddled up that hill like you were carrying a forty pound bowling ball inside your shirt. Get serious, get healthy. We need you to stick around for many years to keep us happy. Also, quit talking about that blackbelt from 40 years ago. It has nothing to do with today. You couldn't come close to passing a blackbelt test today. Caitlyn Jenner is closer to being a man than you are to being a blackbelt.

    • @doggedout
      @doggedout 4 года назад

      Thanks! You just saved me a lot of typing!

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 4 года назад

      I took it to mean get in "comedy shape", not physical shape.

    • @mikegrand4181
      @mikegrand4181 4 года назад

      @@OMGWTFLOLSMH I don't see how you could think that. He was talking about physical appearance, going to the gym and working out. He then said he's one of those people who can go to the gym and get in shape in three days.

  • @TheChristafershawn
    @TheChristafershawn 4 года назад +2

    "Thank you for you what you do for our country? GTFO of here with that BS Jeff!!!!!!

  • @mrabrasive51
    @mrabrasive51 4 года назад +2

    Umm,the Jenner freak is not a woman!..stop with the :she: reference!

  • @chrisfoxwell4128
    @chrisfoxwell4128 4 года назад

    Omg.... thank you for your service, er rather thank you for somehow making millions of dollars during your "service" with fantastic free healthcare and pension the Teamsters would kill for.

  • @spiegel3269
    @spiegel3269 4 года назад +37

    I just got back from Hollywood. a week before this video. Went hiking in the Hollywood Hills because it looked so good in all of Keven's videos (although not the one he chose in this video but similar views). And then at night went to the Comedy Store and saw Jeff Ross (along with Rogan and several others). What a day!

  • @djtwelvetwenty2939
    @djtwelvetwenty2939 4 года назад +18

    Kevin's walk reminds me of big bird.

  • @gradeacontent-o1751
    @gradeacontent-o1751 4 года назад +4

    0:53 did you ask Nancy about the hypodermic in the school playgrounds of her district

    • @drinkingpoolwater
      @drinkingpoolwater 3 года назад +1

      or the 20 walgreens that are closing up shop because they’re being robbed hourly thanks to prop 47

  • @wisdomprepper
    @wisdomprepper Год назад +6

    As a vet, the fact he said he would take all the challenge coins from the military meant a lot. For anyone who has not served, those mean a LOT!

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 4 года назад +12

    I don't think I've ever seen a comedian get hit more than Jeff Ross. He's the man.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +42

    Seeing him in the woods, I kinda expected him to roast a marshmallow.

    • @BlackHatCinephile
      @BlackHatCinephile 4 года назад

      You won 3rd comment, Message! 🥉

    • @Greg042869
      @Greg042869 4 года назад +1

      Looking like a bear, I was expecting a trainer to be feeding him marshmallows.

    • @OhighOSkater
      @OhighOSkater 4 года назад

      New Message I think you have an unread message

  • @jxtdenco6984
    @jxtdenco6984 4 года назад +6

    I used to watch Mr. Ross when he taught a painting class on PBS back in the day. What the hell happened to your afro?

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 4 года назад +1

      John Trace Just because they have the same last names? Horrible joke. Can’t believe you got 4 likes.

    • @ub2bn
      @ub2bn 4 года назад

      Jeff Ross looks like he ate Bob Ross.

  • @splifforddoobois3170
    @splifforddoobois3170 4 года назад +25

    Get Dave Attell- pronto!

    • @dsroaddogg
      @dsroaddogg 4 года назад

      Dave would have to stop for several smokes

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle 4 года назад +7

    Jeff's in surprisingly good shape for how he looks.

  • @jackp9570
    @jackp9570 4 года назад +6

    They let Harvey Weinstein out of prison for this?

  • @chrisl6665
    @chrisl6665 4 года назад +7

    At the 10:58 mark, Jeff Ross sees his twin brother on the trail.

  • @CaptChrispy
    @CaptChrispy 4 года назад +15

    Making fun of Kevin's hat while he walks around with an uncovered bald head in the midday sun! He'll see who's ROASTED tomorrow!

  • @ShowBizBlueprint
    @ShowBizBlueprint 4 года назад +8

    So worried about Jeff’s head in that sun. Great hike, guys. Thanks.

  • @ukulelegoldnuggets1466
    @ukulelegoldnuggets1466 4 года назад +2

    I love it. You guys huffing and puffing downhill while two joggers pass you running uphill, hah, i can relate, i'm 67. At my age it's all uphill!

  • @jonm4306
    @jonm4306 4 года назад +3

    I'd love to see Kevin hike with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

  • @lancejames7072
    @lancejames7072 4 года назад +16

    Jeff asked who was the worst hiker to ever come on here. Definitely that fluffy guy Gabriel Inglesias. They didn’t even attempt a hill, they just walked on a flat sidewalk by the water

    • @jeremyhagen7684
      @jeremyhagen7684 4 года назад +4

      Not like the exercise of typing a comment on RUclips?

  • @madeinmichiganinthe60s59
    @madeinmichiganinthe60s59 4 года назад +3

    Never thought much of Jeff Ross UNTIL I read his book!! What a great read from a down to earth, honest, caring, person! I laughed, I cried, AND read it in ONE DAY?!!!

  • @brianspenst1374
    @brianspenst1374 4 года назад +7

    I remember Jeff's poems on Comedy Central back in the 90s. His best was called I Miss Her Sometimes.

    • @se7enine
      @se7enine 4 года назад +1

      His special on Lounge Lizards had that. Can't find it anymore but remember that poem. So good.

    • @BrianSmith-ez9kj
      @BrianSmith-ez9kj 4 года назад

      Jeff is always good, but yeah, I fondly remember his 90's period- one snippet of his Jokes I always remember- "I just went out on a blind date with this girl...….Heinous......that was her name....."

  • @AN-cy7xm
    @AN-cy7xm 4 года назад +3

    Nealon tryin a charm Amethyst wit his voice all low & sexy wit Jeff Ross just standin there grinnin like a fool. Stay young, gentlemen, stay you young.

  • @josephkelley8641
    @josephkelley8641 4 года назад +2

    I'll put 1000 bucks on anyone arm-wrestling Kevin Nealon with the hand
    Kevin typically uses for the camera - has to be bionic at this point.
    .

  • @adreamingwolf
    @adreamingwolf 4 года назад +4

    13:50 Military listening to Jeff Ross talking about them

  • @daveg6839
    @daveg6839 4 года назад +4

    That Amethyst Franklin encounter was the most LA thing you will see. Peace and Love - mwahhh!

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/user/imthatpopchicvideos

  • @C80TM
    @C80TM 4 года назад +1

    A lot of sensitive snow flakes on here leaving comments 😃😃😃 great video Kevin 👍

  • @AlumarsX
    @AlumarsX 4 года назад +4

    Yo Jeff get your podcast up on Spofity!

  • @vargaso
    @vargaso 4 года назад +4

    That "painting a bathroom" line is part of the stockpile of jokes he says he doesn't have. Nothing wrong with that, he's hilarious. But he does, in fact, have a stockpile of insults.

  • @ironmanjakarta8601
    @ironmanjakarta8601 4 года назад +2

    While walking in the woods, if you find an ancient book bound in human flesh and inked in blood, its probably too late, but run anyway. Worth a try.

  • @jasonfirewalker3595
    @jasonfirewalker3595 4 года назад +1

    Who's feelings were hurt the most? Trump. Hurt so bad he decided to take his job.

  • @79thump8
    @79thump8 4 года назад +11

    It's like if Adam Sandler and Vin Diesel fell on rough times.

  • @elrunkle8855
    @elrunkle8855 4 года назад +1

    I hope you come back soon, I really miss you. Stupid Covid.

  • @RandyWaage
    @RandyWaage 4 года назад +7

    That was great Jeff is so funny/such a talent! The roasts are brilliant and the funniest thing on TV! Him roasting you on your hat was awesome too. lol. Reminded me of the line from Caddyshack... with a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup. Nice comeback zinger about the tuxedos in different sizes Kevin. lol I LOVED his last line about that Rocky and Bullwinkle movie that he has to send them residuals! lol. That movie was a TOTAL stinker! Deniro must have needed money for a new car or to pay an ex wife. Anyway, more hikes with guests like Jeff. He is the man!

  • @jam1ga
    @jam1ga 4 года назад +2

    Not too long ago Jeff had a shit load of hair what happened?

  • @sunnyside9273
    @sunnyside9273 3 года назад +1

    Viral infection last March or Feb , that was Rona Kev ..

  • @thomasstillman4805
    @thomasstillman4805 4 года назад +5

    I liked before watching.

    • @ub2bn
      @ub2bn 4 года назад

      So you liked kevin... until you watched this. ;)

    • @thomasstillman4805
      @thomasstillman4805 4 года назад +1

      No, I just new it had to be a good show. It's Jeff freak'n Ross!

    • @ub2bn
      @ub2bn 4 года назад

      @@thomasstillman4805 I know... just bustin' jeff and kevin's chops. ;)

  • @r1deftone
    @r1deftone Год назад +1

    He thanked Nancy Pelosi? Yea, bye.

  • @JustMe-mp8on
    @JustMe-mp8on 4 года назад +1

    Love your show. Hope to see these guests...
    Cameron Diaz,
    Mike Myers,
    Tracy Morgan,
    Chris Tucker,
    Sofia Vergara,
    Rachel Dratch,
    Goldie Hawn,
    Oprah,
    Rupaul,
    Cyndi Lauper,
    Dolly Parton,
    Lady Gaga,
    Billy Idol,
    Lynda Carter,
    Christie Brinkley

  • @michaelmcconnell3631
    @michaelmcconnell3631 4 года назад +4

    "Let us do the jokes" lol

  • @bohnjailey
    @bohnjailey 4 года назад +2

    how does kevin not mention billy the elephant?!

  • @michael835
    @michael835 4 года назад +1

    I follow that chick that was doing the photo shoot 😂😂😂 wtf Instagram models.

  • @anthonymanzalji
    @anthonymanzalji 4 года назад +2

    I think I speak for all of your subscribers when I say we want more amethyst content.

  • @nodnarB14
    @nodnarB14 4 года назад +1

    Idk if he'd even do it, but please try to get Dave Attell on the show!

  • @ClosedLoopMusic
    @ClosedLoopMusic 3 года назад +1

    "i look like bruce willis if he drowned" - haha that was brilliant

  • @sindelar10
    @sindelar10 4 года назад +1

    Hey, you guys should look up Amethyst Franklin. I did after seeing her in this episode and I am not disappointed at all.

  • @lebronshoecollector2556
    @lebronshoecollector2556 4 года назад +2

    Will bumping mics be on Netflix again?

  • @deletedleaf2688
    @deletedleaf2688 4 года назад +2

    Hey Jeff looks really good with a shaved head! 😍💕

  • @BlackHatCinephile
    @BlackHatCinephile 4 года назад +3

    Whazzup

  • @mustardseed308
    @mustardseed308 4 года назад +2

    Who knew Jeff Ross was sensitive. Like him much better now. Great hike

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 4 года назад

      Mustard Seed kisses your neck as he twists the knife

    • @silvio.r8443
      @silvio.r8443 4 года назад +1

      Being sensitive can make you all the more perceptive in how to hurt someone too.

  • @auspiciousautonomous2403
    @auspiciousautonomous2403 4 года назад

    No shit dude!
    This was just posted less than an hour ago! Jeff Ross to me is a Comedic GOD! ~ Blind Sharing before watching - (18:10) 1,089 views so far...

  • @GTseven
    @GTseven 4 года назад +2

    Kevin, we love your podcast!

  • @thelyle1399
    @thelyle1399 4 года назад +1

    You didn’t list enough topics in the description, Nealon.

  • @Greg042869
    @Greg042869 2 года назад

    White House Press Secretary Ross would put an end to Trump's chances in 2024. This is a man who could speak directly to Trump's supporters and embarrass them for their devotion. I have no doubt.

  • @DonovanWert
    @DonovanWert 4 года назад +1

    Thanks brother 🙏

  • @cashmanmoney
    @cashmanmoney 4 года назад +1

    He voted with Tom Green on Super Tuesday. hopefully you can get Tom on the show.

  • @parrottfeatherseyes7033
    @parrottfeatherseyes7033 4 года назад +2

    Bruce Willis if he drowned. Dang

  • @Zeluth
    @Zeluth 4 года назад +1

    Hiyo! Dems the .. Uhoh, look out for that toadstool!

  • @schmo2109
    @schmo2109 4 года назад +1

    Get joe Rogan! This is his shit

  • @robmcdonald6808
    @robmcdonald6808 4 года назад +2

    Another good one Kevin. Thank you

  • @mandysimmons2769
    @mandysimmons2769 4 года назад

    If Jeffry watches this. I wanted to tell him that on his own show ( the Jeffry Ross show? LOL ) when he went to the Sensitivity Support group really touched my heart. I was working on me "toughening up" at the time. Well menopause knocked all the tender hearted crap outta me, so I'm good. But it is true say something back to a-holes ( if it's safe ) make jokes on urself yak back ( if you wont be murdered lol ) at people every chance you get and you will overcome it. I don't look like much either Mr. Jeffry but that really did open my eyes to desensitizing. U may know that being sensitive equals too much empathy. That's been easy to give up as I git older too, I've gone from being a bunny or a lamb to being a ornery badger/wolverine. Hugs!

  • @rosiealaniz3205
    @rosiealaniz3205 4 года назад +1

    Get tested Kevin! Please. Best wishes, Kevin.

  • @zekedawgg1986
    @zekedawgg1986 4 года назад +1

    Jeffery does have a soul

  • @LNTunes1010
    @LNTunes1010 4 года назад +1

    Diana Nyad swam from Cuba to Florida, and today Jeff Ross hiked with Kevin Nealon.

  • @HowDoesFrankyEven
    @HowDoesFrankyEven 2 года назад

    I think thanking Nancy Pelosi for all the homeless and crime would have been kind of a roast in itself... Missed opportunity I suppose

  • @rebeccasprecasanti4752
    @rebeccasprecasanti4752 4 года назад +1

    Hey Kevin, grew up watching you on SNL so happy to have found your channel! so inspiring into hiking, and interestingtopics

  • @maxjames8764
    @maxjames8764 4 года назад +2

    Awesome Kev! NORM Time!!

    • @downervideopodcast5259
      @downervideopodcast5259 5 месяцев назад

      Norm didn't like walking. I wonder if Kevin asked Norm but Norm said no because he rather have had fried chicken and gravy

  • @skullbeat4977
    @skullbeat4977 Год назад

    I thought Bumping Mic's was a wiener reference, you know, not literally 🤔.

  • @ethanaleman
    @ethanaleman 4 года назад +1

    Funny guy