Aliens Demanded War Until Humans Ruthlessly Dragged Their King Through the Streets | Best HFY Story

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @saramarrspellmaker9592
    @saramarrspellmaker9592 Месяц назад +64

    Everyone knows that the earthling soldiers would have taken the king’s sword as a souvenir, but you failed to tell us.

    • @McKavian
      @McKavian Месяц назад +8

      And crown, if only as proof of job completion.

    • @dlewis9760
      @dlewis9760 Месяц назад +5

      @@McKavianwith the head attached.

    • @RichardCranium-kc7zj
      @RichardCranium-kc7zj Месяц назад

      They will never know we are not the same😎

    • @LordKain187
      @LordKain187 Месяц назад +1

      My thoughts exactly! I expected someone to say "Dibs on the sword" after he pulled it out.

    • @thedevilsworkshop7720
      @thedevilsworkshop7720 Месяц назад

      And virginity jail house style. 😂

  • @TheDustyRaider
    @TheDustyRaider Месяц назад +30

    I love the fact, that in the bubblefirst century we do not use Coms but Calms to Calmuincate with each other 🤣

    • @anochron1
      @anochron1 Месяц назад +1

      It's less stressful that way. :)

    • @markojotic
      @markojotic Месяц назад

      Also raise the Earth.

  • @gordoncampbell3514
    @gordoncampbell3514 Месяц назад +20

    Wow! they really are the best of the best. Ready to deploy that very evening. no intel needed, they don't need to know the layout of the palace or how it is defended, will their quarry be there when they get there or out of town.no strategy meetings, no practicing on models of the palace for weeks until they all know their role and where to go and in time. no advanced scouting. that is impressive.

    • @jackreisewitz6632
      @jackreisewitz6632 Месяц назад +4

      Your sarcasm is impressive as well !! 😂😊👍

    • @chrisd7775
      @chrisd7775 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah I was saying the same damn thing. I play chess.I love it, but you can't rush into it. You need to strategize.

    • @oquillo
      @oquillo Месяц назад

      Look up the way the foreign legion works.
      Intell is nice, not 100%necessary

    • @thedevilsworkshop7720
      @thedevilsworkshop7720 Месяц назад

      Humans , prepare for a decapitation strike ? 😅
      When has that ever happened. /s

  • @alanb8884
    @alanb8884 Месяц назад +55

    Wiped the blood from his (PLASMA) blade...?
    Ouch.

    • @CriminalonCrime
      @CriminalonCrime Месяц назад +7

      Humans are immune to fire in the future! 😂😂😂

    • @warhawkbm
      @warhawkbm Месяц назад +3

      @@CriminalonCrime Plasma even

    • @CriminalonCrime
      @CriminalonCrime Месяц назад

      @@warhawkbm what's funny is that there wouldn't be blood, it would burn off or cauterize the wound immediately! 🤣🤣🤣
      Media has destroyed people's minds with false physics!

    • @CriminalonCrime
      @CriminalonCrime Месяц назад

      @@warhawkbm there wouldn't even be blood on it, it'd burn off, ya think maybe Hollywood might be responsible for the lack of understanding physics maybe!? 🤔

    • @CriminalonCrime
      @CriminalonCrime Месяц назад +2

      @@warhawkbm lol they mad and deleting my post because they've made people dumb about physics! 😂😂😂

  • @fturla___156
    @fturla___156 Месяц назад +51

    The descriptive section of this narrative told me this wasn't written in a first person perspective. The narration is from outside either the protagonists or antagonists view. Everything is too general. You are not going to hold more experienced audiences with this tale. Instead of telling a story lasting more than a dozen videos and chapters, you got a summary.

    • @eddieisfiction442
      @eddieisfiction442 Месяц назад +4

      plus where are the sarah chens?

    • @leonidas0242
      @leonidas0242 Месяц назад +1

      ​@eddieisfiction442 😂everytime I hear that name I click off

    • @falsehope4421
      @falsehope4421 Месяц назад +1

      You mean like star wars?

    • @williamthompson1109
      @williamthompson1109 Месяц назад

      Maybe it’s meant to just have you make your own decisions on the story

    • @moses2626
      @moses2626 Месяц назад +2

      Write your story. Create an audio book. Upload and see how it does.
      Other than that, you're just running your mouth.

  • @RickH-v2g
    @RickH-v2g Месяц назад +7

    Lol! Love the Star Wars Empire ships in the background. 😂😂😂

  • @aaronhill8315
    @aaronhill8315 Месяц назад +4

    *DOOM music intensifies* aliens: oh shi

  • @duanebancroft9695
    @duanebancroft9695 Месяц назад +8

    How did the council lay dying behind him when they just entered room?

    • @JMM33RanMA
      @JMM33RanMA Месяц назад +2

      Yes, that was the most obvious plot hole. This voice has more character than some, the accent even covered up the usual AI inability to distinguish hole, hull and whole, for example. That's a plus, and I'm happy that nobody is trying to use my own native NE accent, that would be very irritating, especially the East Boston version.

    • @warhawkbm
      @warhawkbm Месяц назад

      Death Field, his back was facing the door, everything just ended as they entered?

    • @mikethomas860
      @mikethomas860 Месяц назад

      You are too smart for this story. You have to be willing to drink it all in without questionn

    • @bearjawhomestead
      @bearjawhomestead Месяц назад

      Its ai

  • @falsehope4421
    @falsehope4421 Месяц назад +2

    Why does the imperial atat look like it's a mix between an oil rig, an atat, and a tie fighter? The tie fighters look right at least

  • @gabrieldasilva7970
    @gabrieldasilva7970 Месяц назад +3

    One thing, why is the capital city un ruins? The team was a small tactical team with the mission of killing that king, why did the city get destroyed?

    • @Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ
      @Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ Месяц назад

      Cause we're THAT fking good

    • @jareckluce4354
      @jareckluce4354 Месяц назад

      They blew up the door

    • @gabrieldasilva7970
      @gabrieldasilva7970 Месяц назад

      @@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ I mean yeah, but still, a tac operation with minimal ordinance and the city ended distroyed? Makes me think this was written by AI

  • @shaidorsai4834
    @shaidorsai4834 Месяц назад +13

    Who fights with blades in the 21st Century????? Former Paratrooper commenting

    • @SteveSmith-os5bs
      @SteveSmith-os5bs Месяц назад

      Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

    • @OldNavajoTricks
      @OldNavajoTricks Месяц назад +3

      Ghurkali.

    • @bobbyrayvictory6905
      @bobbyrayvictory6905 Месяц назад +2

      Idk about choosing to fight with a blade. But I don't know any CQB fighters that would not have some blade on them. Somewhere in the chest rigging so that if an enemy gets control of your barrel, you have options to end that struggle faster. But idk, man.
      I doubt blades will go anywhere as far as war is concerned. They don't need reloading

    • @williamthompson1109
      @williamthompson1109 Месяц назад +1

      A fictional society

    • @vonSchwartzwolfe
      @vonSchwartzwolfe Месяц назад +1

      Tomahawks are very popular in many experienced troops.🤔

  • @patrickdurham8393
    @patrickdurham8393 Месяц назад +2

    At least there was no one named Chen.

    • @timtheconjurer
      @timtheconjurer 12 дней назад +1

      It would have ended quicker had Chen and Rodriguez been there.

    • @patrickdurham8393
      @patrickdurham8393 12 дней назад +1

      ​@@timtheconjurer I watched one the other evening that had nothing but Chens and chitinous mandibles clacking with grim resolve.

    • @timtheconjurer
      @timtheconjurer 12 дней назад +1

      @patrickdurham8393 i bet they underestimated human adaptability as well.

    • @patrickdurham8393
      @patrickdurham8393 12 дней назад

      😂😂😂​@@timtheconjurer

  • @darrenmclaughlin1362
    @darrenmclaughlin1362 10 дней назад

    Hacked into a computer system of an alien civilization. None of squad Alpha got even a scratch.

  • @robertcartledge826
    @robertcartledge826 Месяц назад +8

    Pretty bad galaxy spanning military if killing the king and his advisors would put an end to their empire, don't they have a chain of command and others who can inherit the throne?

    • @patrickkelly6691
      @patrickkelly6691 Месяц назад +3

      Just Persia with Darius III versus Alexander revisited in a slightly different stage...

  • @davidgermano5480
    @davidgermano5480 Месяц назад +1

    I wanted to like this one. I really did. But I quit at 9:45. The narration was oddly awkward.

  • @kenlowder6932
    @kenlowder6932 Месяц назад

    Love the tie fighters and the walkers in the picture

  • @soldierscotty1959
    @soldierscotty1959 Месяц назад

    Not AI generated? Very good story! Just wish I could turn off the subtitles. And the pictures match the narration.

  • @richardbale3278
    @richardbale3278 Месяц назад

    If there is an atmosphere, blasts cannot be silent.

  • @a.greywolfe4056
    @a.greywolfe4056 18 дней назад

    Imagine if this was the Imperium of Man that this species threatened...😅😅😅😅

  • @AvenValkyr
    @AvenValkyr Месяц назад +17

    Why are all these HFY channels AI narrated. It's f*king ANNOYING.

    • @sparkeyjames
      @sparkeyjames Месяц назад +5

      You are conflating AI with a simple text to speech program. A lot of them suck at pronunciation and get stuck on acronyms especially those that are capitalized you know like AI

    • @snake57
      @snake57 Месяц назад

      Cost

    • @Always4ward
      @Always4ward Месяц назад +1

      Laziness

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing Месяц назад +1

      They are not all TTS narrated. Agro squirrel narrates, Amie’s Literary Empire, netnarrator and, diamondwillow are all human narrated.
      The ones that are TTS narrated generally either narrate stories from Reddit without crediting the author or just copy/paste whatever ChatGPT spits out. They’re nothing more than content farms, sucking down as much ad revenue as they can.

    • @ObsydianShade
      @ObsydianShade Месяц назад +1

      I recommend this channel: www.youtube.com/@StarboundHFY The narrators are all human, and show themselves on camera at the beginning as proof.

  • @Screewup69
    @Screewup69 23 дня назад +1

    As sonne by Rammstein plays in the background

  • @seanmartin2382
    @seanmartin2382 24 дня назад

    Sounds like a Halo/Bad Batch Mashup...not bad

  • @thedevilsworkshop7720
    @thedevilsworkshop7720 Месяц назад

    Hey mate, can you add a link to the written story on hfy or wherever you post in your stories, please ? Sometimes i prefer to read them . Ty in advance 🤠

  • @alexanderamayahernandez3912
    @alexanderamayahernandez3912 Месяц назад

    I can't help but stare at the flag on the human arm. It looks like the US did the bulk of the work in the war as usual. Great, now I have to start measuring things in 13ths instead of 12ths. First, we have to add the two World War wins, then the intergalactic war lol

  • @stephenpaton9906
    @stephenpaton9906 17 дней назад

    He wiped blood from his Plasma blade😮

  • @crypter27
    @crypter27 Месяц назад +2

    Humans don't fight fare!

    • @MyAramil
      @MyAramil Месяц назад +2

      Why should we?

  • @lostcause4516
    @lostcause4516 Месяц назад +2

    May want to try a different AI reader, this one seems to not know how to keep up with the feel of what its reading. Spaces where none should be, sped up where it should slow down. Small things but they distract from the story a bit. Otherwise, enjoyable short story.

    • @outinthesticks1035
      @outinthesticks1035 Месяц назад

      I have wondered why not just read it , a human into a microphone. If it's somebody who isn't able to speak English then hire a reader . Shouldn't cost to much for a half hours reading

  • @DragunovJ
    @DragunovJ Месяц назад

    Do you plug in a command telling the AI that you need at least 10,000 useless words added to the "script"..?

  • @miscellaneousminions
    @miscellaneousminions 8 дней назад

    IS this one of those AI stories i hear about? Or was this a first draft?

  • @Brown_Buffalo
    @Brown_Buffalo Месяц назад +5

    Quick and silent blast?

    • @JesusKreist
      @JesusKreist Месяц назад +1

      Yes.
      There are explosives in the military arsenal today that are considered somewhat silent.
      Those are small shaped charges that are designed to explode the lock of a door or the hinges.
      They are usually small enough that there is no big explosion and thus no big noise. Or to be exact the sound as well as the explosive force is directed in one specific direction and does not wander to the sides much.
      One of these explosives is thermite. It is hot as all hell, burns slowly and can't be extinguished very well. But it emits no explosion sound. Just a sound of welding and the sound the liquified metal makes that it is attached to.
      The story is obviously set in the future.
      Humanity is united, they have plasma weaponry, ...
      It is not unlikely that at that point they have found an explosive substance or procedure to make the sound even quieter.

    • @OldNavajoTricks
      @OldNavajoTricks Месяц назад +1

      @@Brown_Buffalo SBD is a known tactic.😂

    • @Brown_Buffalo
      @Brown_Buffalo Месяц назад +1

      @@OldNavajoTricks I know my wife uses quite often especially after eating ice cream ( she’s lactose intolerant).

  • @talonhughes59
    @talonhughes59 22 дня назад

    This is the bad batch

  • @Leith0068
    @Leith0068 Месяц назад

    Nice rough draft

  • @happymonkey420
    @happymonkey420 Месяц назад

    Whoop Whoop homies Smokem if you gottem 🧖🏼‍♂️😶‍🌫️🙏🏻
    ✌🏻🐵✌🏻

  • @williamderro9600
    @williamderro9600 15 дней назад

    He wiped blood off his plasma blade?

  • @ManuelPinner
    @ManuelPinner Месяц назад

    let's see that it's written in the authorized King James! pride comes before a massive great fall! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dzeclectic2327
    @dzeclectic2327 День назад

    Is AI reading this?

  • @sam2x13
    @sam2x13 Месяц назад

    So they really left their enemy alive? Not very smart

  • @OMCPoker
    @OMCPoker Месяц назад

    Same old, same old.

  • @pete9971
    @pete9971 Месяц назад

    Sounds insane.....😑

  • @limefernando5799
    @limefernando5799 5 дней назад

    He he sa tutong mundo e nang yayari

  • @chrismoore9997
    @chrismoore9997 Месяц назад

    Nope. Sounds dumb. Why would future soldiers on an advanced ailien planet battle with swords. They wouldn't, for the same reason that we don't still do that here on Earth. Also, people are moving and events are hapening without any descriptive text saying that it happened. Too stupid.

  • @TheRedStateBlue
    @TheRedStateBlue Месяц назад +22

    Gettin real tired of military stories written by things that never served and dont understand that culture.
    Dumb story, poorly narrated.

    • @Frankenllama
      @Frankenllama Месяц назад +3

      I feel like they write it like a power fantasy. It's unfortunate.

    • @TimSturges
      @TimSturges Месяц назад

      The story is good. How come there's only 1 picture throughout?

  • @GentlePiano-99
    @GentlePiano-99 Месяц назад

    ❤❤❤

  • @hammerclawpc
    @hammerclawpc 6 дней назад

    Pretty mediocre for a junior highschooler.

  • @robertwysocki6402
    @robertwysocki6402 Месяц назад

    😢

  • @dekonfrost7
    @dekonfrost7 Месяц назад

    Its not good

  • @nurelic_og
    @nurelic_og Месяц назад

    Got to be one of the worst stories that ever listen to, so full holes

  • @jiplix
    @jiplix Месяц назад

    boring nonsence

  • @lightlegion_
    @lightlegion_ Месяц назад

    That’s interesting! Shall we be friends?