As a bartender, I can say there are in fact 12 types of drunk: - I Love you Drunk - I Hate You Drunk - Heckler (“Mere”) Drunk - Sleepy Drunk - Do Dumb Stuff Drunk - Horny Drunk - Depressed Drunk - Sloppy/Clumsy Drunk - Philosophical Drunk - Yappering Drunk - Pompous Drunk - Hungry Drunk
You forgot one: The Life-of-The-Party (aka, "Fun") Drunk... Buzzed as hell, but still self-aware & in control of one's behavior. No one gets hurt, no regrets are made (save for a hangover, perhaps), and everyone has a good time. 🥴✨ (Psst! Daaaatz me! 👉 😋 👈 )
I can officially say that me and my big brother made a cop laugh. He got pulled over and he had just bought this American army world war II era helmet. The cop walks up to the window he sees the helmet he laughs and he says I don't think I'll ever see anything like this again. And he gives my brother a warning for a busted license plate light. It's true if you make the cops laugh they work with you
I Think we should allways try to make cops laugh as much as possible. They probably see alot of terrible stuff & they for sure could use the comic relief to balance out thier week. We should all try to work on that.
Hi Gabriel! I once made a cop laugh and got away. Some of my friends and I were at the lake, and I threw a bag of weed under the car. A little prick who had tagged along with us started getting really freaked out just as the cop pulled up. The cop bent down, picked up the bag and said,"Who's weed is this?" Nobody said anything. Then he said, " If nobody owns up to it, I'm gonna bust the whole fuckin' bunch of you!" Seeing that this guy was about to cave in, I said, I'll say it's mine, if you don't bust me." He respeated what I had just said, verbatim, laughed, then told us to get the hell out of there.
In Australia the cops stop you for nothing. But mainly in areas with immigrants. Random stop searches have gone up 500% in the last decade. Over 90% of these searches find nothing noteworthy. Before Covid they were doing random strip searches on kids without parental supervision. That stopping is probably the best thing Covid ever did.
Most of the time I'm a happy drunk, followed by sleepy drunk, followed by passed out in the bathroom drunk. When I drink tequila (not for many years now) I'm a belligerent drunk, followed by beat-up drunk, followed by waking up in jail drunk.
I had a buddy get pulled over for DUI with me in the passenger seat. After the cop arrested him, she looked at me and asked if I wanted to drive home. I knew her, so I looked at her and said, 'If I get behind that wheel, you'll just arrest me, too'. She nodded and laughed!
As a bartender, I can say there are in fact 12 types of drunk:
- I Love you Drunk
- I Hate You Drunk
- Heckler (“Mere”) Drunk
- Sleepy Drunk
- Do Dumb Stuff Drunk
- Horny Drunk
- Depressed Drunk
- Sloppy/Clumsy Drunk
- Philosophical Drunk
- Yappering Drunk
- Pompous Drunk
- Hungry Drunk
Which do you see the most?
I tend to be a yapping drunk. Then again I am a yapped when sober.
You say there's 12 types. I say there's 13. I'm #13: the honest drunk
Also I'm one of those drunks you do not want to piss off
You forgot one: The Life-of-The-Party (aka, "Fun") Drunk... Buzzed as hell, but still self-aware & in control of one's behavior. No one gets hurt, no regrets are made (save for a hangover, perhaps), and everyone has a good time. 🥴✨
(Psst! Daaaatz me! 👉 😋 👈 )
"That magical sound", lol: 🚨 🚔 🚨. 😆
I can officially say that me and my big brother made a cop laugh. He got pulled over and he had just bought this American army world war II era helmet. The cop walks up to the window he sees the helmet he laughs and he says I don't think I'll ever see anything like this again. And he gives my brother a warning for a busted license plate light. It's true if you make the cops laugh they work with you
I Think we should allways try to make cops laugh as much as possible. They probably see alot of terrible stuff & they for sure could use the comic relief to balance out thier week. We should all try to work on that.
@@OcRefrigeration I definitely agree.
@@OcRefrigerationThat's White AF
Classic Fluffy
I remember when this aired on comedy Central years ago and I been a fluffy fan since!
The ol' switcheroo near the end. Fekkin' genius! 😂👍
Hi Gabriel! I once made a cop laugh and got away. Some of my friends and I were at the lake, and I threw a bag of weed under the car. A little prick who had tagged along with us started getting really freaked out just as the cop pulled up. The cop bent down, picked up the bag and said,"Who's weed is this?" Nobody said anything. Then he said, " If nobody owns up to it, I'm gonna bust the whole fuckin' bunch of you!" Seeing that this guy was about to cave in, I said, I'll say it's mine, if you don't bust me." He respeated what I had just said, verbatim, laughed, then told us to get the hell out of there.
FLFFY FOR PRESIDENT
I 💜 Fluffy! I wish he would come to Lubbock. We would love to see him here!!
Bakersfield!??;11?! That's where KoЯn formed!! Oildale!?!!! Like (Leave Me Alone) Oildale?? Like the song???
I’m a Scottish drunk
😂😂😂 Does that mean you're a fun loving functional alcoholic? 😂😂😂
@@sreace723It has to.
I'm a Southern drunk 😂
Demoman?????
😂😂😂😂😂
He was here a second ago
Oh my gosh!!! 😂😂😂, I love it ! He😢 makes my day!
In Oildale the way you complement a woman is to say "nice tooth".
You make my days so happy and I appreciate you so much all hard work 😂😂😂😂
That passenger seat gag is funny as heck. i know somebody gonna try that after the show. Too funny !
Huge Fan hilarious 😂😂👍 Fluffy
Love you fluffy! 💛🌷💛🌷
you are such a funny and nice person Gabriel Iglesias
Love you Fluffy
Never fails to make me laugh
FUNNY. He's a miracle.😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉❤
In Australia the cops stop you for nothing. But mainly in areas with immigrants. Random stop searches have gone up 500% in the last decade. Over 90% of these searches find nothing noteworthy. Before Covid they were doing random strip searches on kids without parental supervision. That stopping is probably the best thing Covid ever did.
Big fan .man
Love your videos ❤❤❤
I wish there was a collab of Brad Williams and Fluffy
Fluffy
217 👍's up fluffy thank you for sharing 🤗
Fluffy I love you, come back to Raleigh
I'm the tired drunk just like leave me be unless I throw up then I recover or I start crying
I WILL DRINK UNTIL I SEE JOE BEAUTIFUL. HAHAHA
epic😂
You're a funny guy Gabrielle Iglesias
Fluffy Nice 🚔
Most of the time I'm a happy drunk, followed by sleepy drunk, followed by passed out in the bathroom drunk. When I drink tequila (not for many years now) I'm a belligerent drunk, followed by beat-up drunk, followed by waking up in jail drunk.
I had a buddy get pulled over for DUI with me in the passenger seat. After the cop arrested him, she looked at me and asked if I wanted to drive home. I knew her, so I looked at her and said, 'If I get behind that wheel, you'll just arrest me, too'. She nodded and laughed!
floofy
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when I'm hanging out with friends I drink, when I'm hanging out by myself I'm drunk
How does he do those special effects?! 😂
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A cop pulled me over in front of my house, and when he asked me for my address and I just pointed
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Hello!
Hey, what happened to thumbnail?
Fluffy
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Joking about drunk driving is not funny. Have a little class....
fricking hate these reuploads
😂😂 Thanks for the laugh!! #Fluffy @fluffyguy
No subs youtube is hard😪