Charlie Brooker Gay Marriage

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 10 лет назад +154

    "Got no Mandate" "Mandate" "Man-date" and this is about gay marriage. There is a pun in there I know

  • @016329
    @016329 9 лет назад +148

    Haha I do like how Britain is so much more easygoing than America. You had people screaming about it over there, threatening hellfire and damnation and yet in Britain the most strident comment against it in this video was "we're not impressed are we love?" while most people here just greeted it with a big shrug and didn't care at all. I also thought it was sweet what the fisherman said.

    • @mbmajor01
      @mbmajor01 8 лет назад +2

      Everyone knew it was coming, U.K. Is the last to party lol, most west Europe nations have already passed it

    • @mankytoes
      @mankytoes 7 лет назад

      We have our homophobes, we just luckily don't have the real bible thumping passion of the Yanks.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 6 лет назад +1

      We did have this one guy who claimed passing gay marriage caused flooding in Somerset a couple of years later, but aside from that it's been fine really

  • @wackiest
    @wackiest 9 лет назад +40

    I just love the "redefine a spoon" line ;) cracks me up

  • @96RJL
    @96RJL 11 лет назад +51

    "Ewwwww Bummers I Don't Like It!"

  • @TheLANMAC
    @TheLANMAC 7 лет назад +16

    For some reason that clip of that old Northern fisherman laying out his positive opinion on gay marriage and saying he loved his brother made me wanna cry.

    • @CorridorJ
      @CorridorJ Год назад +1

      Cause he’s a sweet man doing a traditional job who loves his brother

  • @SiskinOnUTube
    @SiskinOnUTube 10 лет назад +39

    That Man Date thing didn't go where I thought it was going.

    • @EternalBooda
      @EternalBooda 9 лет назад +2

      Siskin's Bits and Bobs Can't commit to a mandate? Man marriage is a much bigger commitment.

    • @Codex7777
      @Codex7777 8 лет назад +1

      +Siskin's Bits and Bobs - Which was the whole point. The punchline was so obvious that there was no need for it... ;)

  • @kmanc8571
    @kmanc8571 8 лет назад +37

    im surprised he didn't come up with a cleverer joke about cameron not having a man date

    • @joshopsho
      @joshopsho 7 лет назад +6

      It's misdirection. Not to be confused with "missed-erection", which is what your Mother should have done.

  • @qwertdoogle
    @qwertdoogle 7 лет назад +27

    You know what I don't understand, is why people against gay marriage care about gay people getting married at all, considering that it doesn't affect them or their lives in the absolute slightest. It completely bewilders me

    • @OscarDirlwood
      @OscarDirlwood Год назад

      The "if it doesn't affect me, it doesn't bother me" logic just suggests you're selfish if you sincerely believe that - which I highly doubt.

    • @stephenbrown5045
      @stephenbrown5045 Год назад

      ​@@OscarDirlwoodI'm not sure I understand how that's selfish in this context.

    • @OscarDirlwood
      @OscarDirlwood Год назад

      @stephenbrown5045 Because you're only concerned when it affects you. But most people are consistent on that. People that tend to support gay marriage tend to support BLM. As if some druggie in America affects them.

    • @TheValeyard92
      @TheValeyard92 Год назад +2

      ​@@OscarDirlwoodI get the feeling you think you're making a really pithy and cogent point.

    • @OscarDirlwood
      @OscarDirlwood Год назад

      @@TheValeyard92 Thanks for your pointless input.

  • @jmsta2011
    @jmsta2011 7 лет назад +15

    "passing his initiation test by pointing to where God lives" haha!!

  • @eustacequinlank7418
    @eustacequinlank7418 10 лет назад +34

    I wonder who's idea it was to have the reporter hold not only a pint but a nearly finished pint of Lager while reporting from inside a gay bar. Yes, you're a heterosexual, we get it. I can't believe how feeble that was. When I used to watch Brass Eye when it first aired I thought it was hilarious absurdism, it's amazing how prophetic and spot on it was.

    • @eustacequinlank7418
      @eustacequinlank7418 9 лет назад +1

      George Mills-Burrows
      Aww, diddums.

    • @ZelenoffFanClub
      @ZelenoffFanClub 9 лет назад

      It was clearly a nearly finished pint of shandy.

    • @tz6414
      @tz6414 9 лет назад

      you are brass eye was right,

    • @DumboSanchez
      @DumboSanchez 8 лет назад +1

      +Man Beadle maybe he just enjoys beer more than cocktails?

  • @BigBenLB
    @BigBenLB 8 лет назад +10

    Nailed it with his "What's all the fuss about?" approach. If one of my guy friends marries another man I completely fail to see how that would impact my own relationship or make me love my partner any less

  • @youweechube
    @youweechube 10 лет назад +19

    "and causing the world to end, which is why you didnt see this" :D

  • @Fattimithy
    @Fattimithy 8 лет назад +26

    I thought Diversity was an old old wooden ship, although I could be wrong.

    • @OOU2999
      @OOU2999 8 лет назад +2

      No Ron they don't want more old wooden ships in the work place

  • @michaelshedworth7230
    @michaelshedworth7230 8 лет назад +15

    2:25 This is the pigeon, this time it's for real...

  • @scw55
    @scw55 9 лет назад +34

    Socially I don't see any problem with same sex marriage.
    If you want to drag faith into the matter, then with that logic you have to test to see if the two people getting married have legitimate belief that Jesus died to cleanse them from their sins. And then what will you do when you realize other religions exist.
    The debate has many layers. The sooner people notice this, the sooner it can be resolved.
    The theological debate about it should only apply to Christians who want a same sex Christian marriage. I don't see why we Christians are forcing a stance on theological interpretation on people who are Agnostic or Atheist.

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 9 лет назад +3

      You, I like.

    • @chrisreed5463
      @chrisreed5463 9 лет назад

      +scw55 Well said.

    • @benjaminfrankly756
      @benjaminfrankly756 9 лет назад +2

      +scw55 Sadly people who think that they are best mates with the maker of the cosmos who has given humanity a set of perfect laws, there is a good chance that they lose the ability to see difference between theological and legal debate. If only we had more people like you we may actually get back to doing important stuff again. Assuming we ever did.

  • @lnfreeman
    @lnfreeman 7 лет назад +4

    I want a pocket version of that Northern fisherman that I can take around with me to brighten my day. Adorable!

    • @davidlewis1787
      @davidlewis1787 4 года назад

      Just play the audio and lip sync your foreskin

  • @TheBrodykid
    @TheBrodykid 10 лет назад +78

    United states of America, holding back human progression since 1776, please stop pretending to be the moral arbiters of the world.

    • @cigolsimons1768
      @cigolsimons1768 10 лет назад +1

      ***** What's so bad about the Chinese? I feel like these days their government is a lot more humane than everyone makes it out to be.

    • @cigolsimons1768
      @cigolsimons1768 10 лет назад +1

      ***** Thanks a lot for letting me know man. I had no idea it was like that in China. No wonder they get so much emigration.

    • @Interceptor810
      @Interceptor810 10 лет назад

      ***** lol...you mentioned North Korea and Iran as if they are an actual threat
      I would rather have no one running things

    • @Interceptor810
      @Interceptor810 10 лет назад

      Yes, I welcome that idea....
      it may seem unorthadox but we shall give it a try for a little bit

    • @krashd
      @krashd 10 лет назад

      Rex The AstroDog "I can fit three pebbles up each nostril!" is a retarded statement, pointing out that the UN headquarters is situated in a country that doesn't ratify half of it's treaties and who takes it's moral stance on subjects from a puritan Christian minority is actually pretty close to the mark.

  • @jennicawilton4322
    @jennicawilton4322 9 лет назад +7

    Thank god this post stopped just before "topical poet ... Tim Key." I love Charlie Brooker, but letting Tim Key under the barbed wire was a mistake.

  • @NickIrvineFortescue
    @NickIrvineFortescue 8 лет назад +4

    Uploader, you cut Tim Keys' segment!! NOOO!!!! He's brilliant!

    • @Tularis
      @Tularis  8 лет назад +5

      Yes, it didn't fit in with the narrative of the piece.

    • @NickIrvineFortescue
      @NickIrvineFortescue 8 лет назад

      +Tularis ok fair enough mate :-)

  • @Jaxymann
    @Jaxymann 8 лет назад +8

    If you persist in thinking of marriage as “a man and his chosen object” rather than, you know, two people choosing to marry each other, you're part of the problem.
    Says something about how some people view heterosexual marriage.

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 8 лет назад +3

      That's outrageous. Are you telling me I can't marry a car or a dakimakura of an anime waifu?

    • @Jaxymann
      @Jaxymann 8 лет назад +1

      Vinesauce Obscurities
      Your waifu is shit.

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 8 лет назад

      5Oblivion Don't talk shit about muh waifu! Fight me!

  • @SnakeMan448
    @SnakeMan448 8 лет назад +6

    "Changing the definition of marriage"
    To 'A unity between two consenting adults who love each other'...Insert scary noises here.
    Besides, marriage was once a woman and her rapist, to somehow punish the latter. I think the definition of marriage has therefore already changed, and for the better.
    I don't even know whether these cretins think they're on a moral high ground; letting more types of married couple exist = bad, but denying people equal rights and humanity = good?

    • @Jaxymann
      @Jaxymann 8 лет назад

      +Joseph Nunn
      *Fox News*
      "ITS TEH EVUL LIBRULS TRANA SHOVE GAE MARRIJ DOWN AR THROATS!"

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye 9 лет назад +3

    Can anyone tell me which episode this was from? I didn't recognise it, and I thought I'd seen all the 'wipe's. Cheers.

  • @TruffleMonkey
    @TruffleMonkey 6 лет назад +3

    Gay Floodgates ❌
    Floodgaytes ✔️

  • @TragicPrismatic
    @TragicPrismatic 10 лет назад +5

    I find dog's tongues so offensive. That made me recoil like a hedgehog and clench all my muscles.
    Fucking utterly disgusting.

    • @TragicPrismatic
      @TragicPrismatic 10 лет назад +1

      ***** Ha ha, no thanks!
      It's because of all the gross stuff they eat and lick, imagine that touching you, ew! Their tongues are like a transport device for all the sort of things people don't even want to look at, never mind have on their skin! :S
      Yucky.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 9 лет назад

      Tragedy Prismatic If a dog has just finished cleaning it's balls or eating the shit of another dog then I agree, but otherwise a dog's mouth is likely no more unclean than most humans'. Saliva is an antiseptic, with the exception of plaque-causing bacteria most forms of bacteria will die in a mouth, that is why mother's would lick a cut or scratch on their kids. At least they did until the 90's when stupid humans started assuming everyone had HIV or hepatitis.

  • @hyperdude144
    @hyperdude144 9 лет назад +3

    >MFW when I found out that gay marriage was legal in UK by watching this video just today (January 8)

    • @krashd
      @krashd 9 лет назад +13

      I'm not familiar with that equation.. Greater than mass farad Watt?

  • @serinesquire3780
    @serinesquire3780 10 лет назад

    Does anyone know the piano theme at the start of the video? I keep hearing it on Screenwipe/Newswipe but I can't seem to find it on Charlie's Spotify playlist.

  • @theadjudicator8559
    @theadjudicator8559 10 лет назад +2

    Ian it is not our fault we have a bunch of overly religious fools.

  • @ConnorConradDawson
    @ConnorConradDawson 9 лет назад +1

    Anybody got any idea where I can get a copy of the When A Man Loves A Woman instrumental in the background of this?

    • @Fattimithy
      @Fattimithy 8 лет назад

      +Connor Dawson RUclips would be a good start.

  • @xGD0G
    @xGD0G 8 лет назад

    Anyone know who does this version of "When a man loves a women"?

  • @SeriouslyNotNormal
    @SeriouslyNotNormal 7 лет назад +1

    Marriage in medieval times was as simple as two people saying they were married- literally! Many peasants got married in pubs

    • @eisaatana96
      @eisaatana96 7 лет назад

      SeriouslyNotNormal Complete bollocks. You clearly know nothing about the "medieval times".

  • @MrThemovie321
    @MrThemovie321 7 лет назад +1

    LOL "pointing to where God lives"

  • @ajayalcos3928
    @ajayalcos3928 7 лет назад +1

    Speaking of obsolete institutions. Abolish marriage.

  • @CraigMetalHead
    @CraigMetalHead 10 лет назад +1

    WHEN A MAAAAAAN LOVES A WOMAN!

  • @daveeol1987
    @daveeol1987 9 лет назад +3

    its ok shes my wife

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 7 лет назад

    Well if you're going to spend many decades suffering alongside someone you might as well increase your choices

  • @basharatismail8634
    @basharatismail8634 7 лет назад

    I seriously couldn't understand either charlie is in favour of this marriage or not.??

  • @shadowkitty56
    @shadowkitty56 10 лет назад

    @Ian Broderick
    I strongly disagree with what you have written. Read on.
    20 States as of June 25th 2014 now permit same sex marriage. Eight more have had their statutes against it struck down and are stayed pending appeal to a district court: Texas, Michigan, Virginia, Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas, Utah, and Idaho. As of June 25, it is very likely that five of these shall switch into the “allows same sex marriage” column, with final answer on their status by November of this year. When the pressure on the Supreme Court gets too high for them to run from it anymore, it will mean 25/50 US states allow it, it will mean that eventually some couple somewhere can have their case heard before the highest court in the land, and it would be wise for Britons to remember that the state by state approach is a clever political tactic. On top of that, approval of homosexual relationships has climbed from 25% to 60% since the late nineties and is continuing its trajectory upward, with the highest approval ratings found in those 18-35, many of those citing friends and family as gay or gay themselves. Millennials are leading the charge and are not taking their parents' crap anymore.
    Sorry kid, but sitting around and waiting for our version of the Tories to have a change of heart was not an option and still isn't. These aren't people who wring their hands at what the neighbors might think. If you would prefer that we sat on our asses and did nothing, that can be arranged, because if we did, America WILL go back to being stuck in 1776 and because of our position in the world unfortunately others will follow!!!!

  • @harrympharrison
    @harrympharrison 4 года назад

    Why does Charlie have a bread roll on his table

  • @oisinmcmanus8017
    @oisinmcmanus8017 7 лет назад +1

    I love Brooker but he nicked the same sex joke from Robin Williams

  • @Nai-qk4vp
    @Nai-qk4vp 11 месяцев назад

    1:46. Perfecto.

  • @HushtheMag
    @HushtheMag 7 лет назад

    I don't agree with Gay marriage, I don't agree with conventional marriage either.

  • @itscomingoutofbothends8385
    @itscomingoutofbothends8385 7 лет назад

    The pudding was fine. It was only smells.

  • @daniellehinton7108
    @daniellehinton7108 7 лет назад

    He's so funny 😂

  • @alphaomega7558
    @alphaomega7558 9 лет назад

    Watch the truth watch the attack of tolerance on RUclips

  • @kejianleng8048
    @kejianleng8048 9 лет назад

    I thought they like diversity lol!

  • @fclavijo
    @fclavijo 8 лет назад +3

    you can see his "banter" coming a mile away

  • @shredder9536
    @shredder9536 7 лет назад +1

    Brooker is so edgy... Lol

  • @Jaggybabs
    @Jaggybabs 8 лет назад +2

    Personally i dont care if gays can marry or not it doesnt affect me. But you should have the right to be against it as you do to be for it and you especially shouldnt be villified for thinking differently.

    • @kingda117
      @kingda117 8 лет назад +7

      +Jaggybabs Being against gay marriage is vilification of homosexuality. Stop it.

    • @redgeorgieredgeorgie
      @redgeorgieredgeorgie 8 лет назад +4

      What about people who don't believe 2 different races should marry. should they not be criticised?

    • @Jaggybabs
      @Jaggybabs 8 лет назад

      +kingda117 i never said i was against it

    • @yuppyprolepaste4926
      @yuppyprolepaste4926 8 лет назад +7

      +Jaggybabs You and the people replying to you are getting confused between the concept of Rights, as in legal rights, and what is morally right. Of course, everybody should have the right to any opinion, a right you yourself are freely exercising. But just because we allow each other those rights, should that automatically mean we should not vilify people who use those rights for ends that are, morally, not right? I dont think so. I dont know anything about you so, just for example, let us say you are black, no white - no, you are white, Jewish, and a woman. People in the community in which you live have the right to say that you may not participate in the community in the same way that they do based on the colour of your skin, your religion, or your sex. That is what you are saying... it leads to a lot of sticky questions, but yes, they should ultimately have the right to have that opinion, to say that that is what they think - as long as they dont actively act on their discriminatory opinions, they have a right to have them. But is it morally right for them to go around saying them to the rest of the community? What about if these are not just people but people in positions of considerable power within the community?
      That is neither morally right, nor healthy for the wider community who might look up to these people in power, in fact it is dangerous as then such prejudice could spread and lead to actions of discrimination rather than simply opinions... and then we have the rise of National Socialism, etc, etc, etc. So, yes, everybody has the right, but do you not think that the community should also have the right to at some point vilify those opinions, when such morally wrong opinions have a danger of leading to active discrimination against individuals based aspects of their identity that are immutable?
      I'm making a long-winded meal of this: people have right to own opinion, but equally people have right to vilify opinion of other it is morally wrong, i.e. if it is discriminatory toward or exclusive of people for things they cannot control.

    • @fullmetalsnowflake2508
      @fullmetalsnowflake2508 8 лет назад +4

      Oh okay, and if I think that Western secular democracy is inherently degenerate and I'm for starting a new caliphate governed by strict Wahabi Shariah law would you not vilify me for thinking differently?
      I'm not saying anyone who supports stupid things is evil and must be shunned, but of course if you support things that mess up somebody else's life for no reason people will call you a dickead for it.

  • @robertbrynin9451
    @robertbrynin9451 9 лет назад +3

    The reason homosexual people want marriage is not because they want the same rights as married people, as they claim. If they wanted that, they would have fought for it within civil partnerships. The agenda is to convince society that homosexuality is normal, and to do that they need the 'marriage' word.

    • @Takeo525
      @Takeo525 9 лет назад +23

      Robert Brynin How do you know the reason of a majority of gay couples?
      Did Jesus appear in your dreams and just told you so?
      And even if it was true? What's the problem? There is homosexuality in nature, it is something normal, just not a standart since it affects just a small percentage of people.

    • @ewandougie
      @ewandougie 9 лет назад +21

      Robert Brynin Except Homosexuality IS normal in society

    • @016329
      @016329 9 лет назад +12

      How dare you speak for gay people. How would you possibly know what we want? I want the right to get married because I deserve the same rights as every other person and if I meet the right man, I want to be able to marry them in the same way my straight family and friends can marry the people they love.

    • @robertbrynin9451
      @robertbrynin9451 9 лет назад

      Michael Hester This is what I find rather depressing about commenting on RUclips. People reply to what they think I have said, rather than what I have actually said. That is why, I guess, people find it so easy to disagree with each other. They love to talk but hate to listen.

    • @016329
      @016329 9 лет назад +7

      +Robert Brynin I don't see what I have got wrong there. You seemed to imply that gay people should be satisfied with just civil unions and not full marriage equality. As I said, it's about our relationships being seen as having the same value as straight relationships and our marriages being the same as straight marriages. Since civil partnerships were introduced, almost everyone involved in them has called them "marriages" anyway, nobody ever says "will you civil partnership me?" And "this is my civil partner" is never going to compete with "this is my husband/wife". Words have power and this is one of the main reasons why "civil partnerships" just weren't enough. They may well have given gay couples almost all (though not actually exactly the same) rights as married couples, but they still reinforced a notion of separateness. At the time civil partnerships were introduced in the UK, they were the best the government could get away with given political and public opinion at the time and so were great progress. Having marriage equality is the final step in that process.

  • @Speegs23
    @Speegs23 9 лет назад +2

    So he tells lame jokes and doesn't respect marriage, so he wants to change it why? Faux issue.

    • @HappyPotat
      @HappyPotat 9 лет назад +33

      Speegs23 It's called being sarcastic.