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glad to see that tony zaret has been going on all these years, and still doesn't have to resort to making "satire" skits, which are a kind of skit that is not funny. thank you for keeping it as real as possible! har har, love you tony ❤🎉
Impression of GEN Z: "My favourite album is WOKE side of the moon by PINK (color for girls) FLOYD! Hate all that DERPY 'rock and roll' music... Time to go drink my Soy VEGAN Starbuck latte!"
So glad someone is standing up for REAL music like Pink Floyd and Nervana and the first two Human League albums. Popular music these days like Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lame-ar and Parannoul and KFC Murder Chicks are just untalented hacks who use auto toon!!!
As a 16 year old “musicman” who plays the “triangle” in an epic hardcore “rock band,” I am probably the only person in my school with “GOOD MUSIC TASTE!” Rock ON “Rock Beatles!”
One thing I love about these videos is there are so many questions that feel like they have easy answers, but the instant you try to come up with any answer whatsoever you find a myriad of problems. For example: "How much does Tony Zaret know about guitars?" A lot? A little? He has help? Every single potential answer feels wrong and I think that's beautiful.
That was so "nice". I love when your "ironic satire" ends in "true love", in videos such as this one or the "thunger" video. It says so much about the "beautiful contradictions" of humanity. What I do NOT like, though, is mediocre or bad episodes such as: "ZEEKY BOOGEY DOOG"
Thank you for your service, Rock Beatles. It’s a testament to how far we’ve fallen that you have to listen to woke “music” for little girls. “Rock” on! (reference to popular music genre “rock n’ roll” 🤩)
Thanks to my parasocial relationship with Tony Zaret I discovered the Classic Rock band Earthless a few years back because I noticed Tony wearing one of their shirts in a video an thought to myself "this is a smart guy, so that's probably a good band" and l was correct (musically).
I appreciate your fresh take on this”, Rock Beetle! All you hear from the braindead youngsters is that today’s music is good when people with ACTUAL BRAINS know that it just plain stunks!! (People my age are better than people who are younger than me!!!!)
We are having rosed beef for supperand your cousin Layla just finished her thirst valet recital love Grandma. Yes I just messaged him, it's still typing, how do I make it stop typing?
I'd love to see you play guitar more often, that was fucking sick, no based irony. I always knew you were a musician but it's nice to see it actually surface a bit, it was very surprising and super cool. Great video as always Tony, love you brother. 💪💪💪
I'm a "zoomer" (a slang term for a member of Generation Z) and I listen to music from the 90s and 2000s. Do those count as "old music" or "today's music"?
You've so poisoned my mind that your completely straight read of the ad copy felt like a fucking bit to me. I think Edgar Allan Poe wrote something about that...
I agree with this video's title Mr. Tony Zaret! ever since they starting making "(c)rap" musics in the 90s, musics has never been the same. I wish bands like "Led Zeplin" and the "Pink Floyd" and the Beetles were still popular, and not this WOKE "Billie Eilish" MUSICS!!!! THEY HAD LYRICS FOR GUYS!!! NOT WOKE MAMBLES...
Unfortunately, I have to disagree with you, the one and only who produced one of my favorite albums. I think that new musics is good because of artists like Tame Impala, Ty Segall, and King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. My favorite artist is a new musics. I'm talking about Johnathan and the Riddlers because they make epic music for guys
i knew this was a shot at rick beato before it even showed the thumbs. not that he's 100% awful, but yah, i'm totally over his shit at this point and he's from atlanta so i feel more biased toward actually caring enough to have an opinion, but there's worse youtube guitar influencers, lookin at u rhett
lol this got recommended next to a certain youtuber it seems like you may be doing satire on (I know who they are but i don't want to say). he makes "videos" on "youtube" (video website)
TONY this is not satire enough!!!!!! you made a video about richard burrito and his dislike for zoomer (generation Z) pop music, as well as the toxic parasocial nature around kpoop fandoms, I know exactly what you are talking about, and that is BAD!!!!!! My reddit 16 year old teenager brain cannot comprehend humor if it is straightforward and understood by the normies! you should've made a video that makes fun of people who make this videos that's edgy and ironic where animated clipart big chungus barges in and says "SUS!" (they are dead unfunny memes so that means they are satire)! It is so sad to see a cool 'tuber for gamers like me fall off # (I'm using hashtags ironically I'm not a normie) TonyZaret is no longer... BASED! You shouldv'e innovated and stopped playing out the riddler and bajookieland bits! unsubbing!
So true!!! I’m tired of all this new “music”!!! It’s so bad and it makes me angry! I’m so glad this comment pointed this out because the fact that modern “music” cr*p (can’t say that word or else my mom takes away my phone) is bad! Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go comment on a video of a epic old time song and be the 1000th person to say that old music is so much better and that I hate my generation!
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GET that bag tony happy for you
awesome that you got sponsored, Factor knows great content when they see it
I hope they have extra spicy grum grum
#ad
I like old music, like "Gangam Style" and "Crazy Frog Ringtone"
Heyyyyyy sexy crazy, bing bing bing bing bong, crazy frog style!
so true!! 🤣🤣👏
RIP "Rick Beato" who got "ownaged" by this EPIC satire (for based guys!)
Rick Beeto? More like Rick... LIBERAL!!!
dont you mean "rock beatles"!!!!
We can never know if it was actually satire due to Poe's law
@@joeyblunk8135 WOKE! WOKE! WOKE!
Wtf.. Rock Beatles = Rick Neato
How did I just realize
glad to see that tony zaret has been going on all these years, and still doesn't have to resort to making "satire" skits, which are a kind of skit that is not funny. thank you for keeping it as real as possible! har har, love you tony ❤🎉
Impression of GEN Z: "My favourite album is WOKE side of the moon by PINK (color for girls) FLOYD! Hate all that DERPY 'rock and roll' music... Time to go drink my Soy VEGAN Starbuck latte!"
good referece to "Derp"
meme
make me smill
Ok real talk, the sponsorships are some of my favorite bits he does because it’s just insane hearing these characters pitch products
I’ve been a professional guitar player for 40 years and and this guy is much more skilled and talented than me
thank you robert 🙏
Rock Beatles = Rick Beato.
Very cool youtube "reference". Thank you Tony
So glad someone is standing up for REAL music like Pink Floyd and Nervana and the first two Human League albums. Popular music these days like Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lame-ar and Parannoul and KFC Murder Chicks are just untalented hacks who use auto toon!!!
King Jizzard is OK though cuz they use chord progressions
Auto toon is making me laugh so hard
Parannoul mention!!
the best kpop
What if new music actually bad? How would we know?
could not tell due to poe's law
Chords
@Timmah06epicgaminghow do you know it wasn’t satire?
@Timmah06epicgaming actually you can't know whether those videos were posted for real, due to Poe's Law!
If it uses bad chords, next
"I liked the chord progressions and men's guitar" the depth of Rock Beatles critique exceeds even that of Anthony Fantano
i like the way tonys eyes glaze over when he does sponsor segments
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As a 16 year old “musicman” who plays the “triangle” in an epic hardcore “rock band,” I am probably the only person in my school with “GOOD MUSIC TASTE!” Rock ON “Rock Beatles!”
One thing I love about these videos is there are so many questions that feel like they have easy answers, but the instant you try to come up with any answer whatsoever you find a myriad of problems. For example: "How much does Tony Zaret know about guitars?" A lot? A little? He has help? Every single potential answer feels wrong and I think that's beautiful.
Ur content is objectively good and yet it upsets me on a deep level I cannot describe. Thank u
That was so "nice". I love when your "ironic satire" ends in "true love", in videos such as this one or the "thunger" video. It says so much about the "beautiful contradictions" of humanity. What I do NOT like, though, is mediocre or bad episodes such as: "ZEEKY BOOGEY DOOG"
reviewbobert no way
I can’t tell if that factor ad was real or not due to poe’s law
Thank you for your service, Rock Beatles. It’s a testament to how far we’ve fallen that you have to listen to woke “music” for little girls. “Rock” on! (reference to popular music genre “rock n’ roll” 🤩)
Thanks to my parasocial relationship with Tony Zaret I discovered the Classic Rock band Earthless a few years back because I noticed Tony wearing one of their shirts in a video an thought to myself "this is a smart guy, so that's probably a good band" and l was correct (musically).
I'm so happy you finally made another video about "musics", I really wanted to see more of your analysis of bad chord progressions !
I appreciate your fresh take on this”, Rock Beetle! All you hear from the braindead youngsters is that today’s music is good when people with ACTUAL BRAINS know that it just plain stunks!! (People my age are better than people who are younger than me!!!!)
We are having rosed beef for supperand your cousin Layla just finished her thirst valet recital love Grandma. Yes I just messaged him, it's still typing, how do I make it stop typing?
I'd love to see you play guitar more often, that was fucking sick, no based irony. I always knew you were a musician but it's nice to see it actually surface a bit, it was very surprising and super cool. Great video as always Tony, love you brother. 💪💪💪
My favorite Tony Zaret videos are those in which he gets to play guitar music for men. Warship
Fake. 11 minutes and not once did Rock Beatles mention his son's absolute pitch
Or his ear training course
Honestly thought this was a Rick Beato video from the thumbnail.
Brongulus is my bias!
I'm a "zoomer" (a slang term for a member of Generation Z) and I listen to music from the 90s and 2000s. Do those count as "old music" or "today's music"?
does Rock have any 'expensive book' i can buy??
This video pretty much sums up my parasocial relationship with Rick Beato
fuck. i fell in love with nayeon in a parasocial way
You've so poisoned my mind that your completely straight read of the ad copy felt like a fucking bit to me. I think Edgar Allan Poe wrote something about that...
4 LEGS GOOD! 2 LEGS BAD! 🗣🗣❗️❗️🔥
i cant be the only one who noticed the dilla hat right
What You Talkgn About
its so sad what happened, brongulus and brongulina will always be together in my heart
I agree with this video's title Mr. Tony Zaret! ever since they starting making "(c)rap" musics in the 90s, musics has never been the same. I wish bands like "Led Zeplin" and the "Pink Floyd" and the Beetles were still popular, and not this WOKE "Billie Eilish" MUSICS!!!! THEY HAD LYRICS FOR GUYS!!! NOT WOKE MAMBLES...
6:34 help a metallica yousician ad started playing at this part I thought it was part of the video
My favorite Rock Beatles video is when he taught us the secret 80s chord!!!! (G major)
New music really stinks!!!!!!
i know this video is satire but the world we live in today is so crazy that i saw someone post this but for real
Tony zaret is so cools i bet he can play the "pentitonic scale" i worship him everyday
can we talk about how good tony's guitar playing is?
Guitar
guitar
Guitar
Guitar
Guitar
I am a classic rock person from Led Zeppelin and I approve this video!!!!!!!
We need to get a Mofi pressing of Brongulus’s Classic Rock Album
I only want tough guy music for men aged 35 and up
lmao @ Rock Beatles even having the same number of subscribers as Rick Beato.
Honestly "Tony" I only wish you weren't so underrated.
thanks Tony where should I send the hair?
rick beato is quaking
Bro found the secret 93rd level of irony 😆👌
tony what pedals are you using
Bajookanese fuzz pedal from bajookuitar
@@realbigchungus yeah run through a barack Obama 2 grombuloverb
Tony, that's a top tier vid, thanks for making my day better. Laughed and smiled, keep up the good work. Thank you, thank you very much
He actually shred on that guitar
that better not be a bud light
TONY ZARET MORE LIKE WOKE ZARET!!!
I can’t believe Rock Beatles sold out
Unfortunately, I have to disagree with you, the one and only who produced one of my favorite albums. I think that new musics is good because of artists like Tame Impala, Ty Segall, and King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. My favorite artist is a new musics. I'm talking about Johnathan and the Riddlers because they make epic music for guys
nice gibDAUGHTER MORE paul
ha. ha. ha. ha. What's the matter snowflak? Too TRIGGERED for a real man's guitar?
Lol. I'm also in a parasocial relationship. This video is so Awesome.
Jesus christ i was also recommended that rick beato video it was so bad thank u for this tony
i didn't think tony zaret was capable of getting sponsors
i knew this was a shot at rick beato before it even showed the thumbs.
not that he's 100% awful, but yah, i'm totally over his shit at this point and he's from atlanta so i feel more biased toward actually caring enough to have an opinion, but there's worse youtube guitar influencers, lookin at u rhett
Is Tony zaret the beato bandit? Meme from influencer “pat” finnerty! Ha ha ha I did a reference!
Zoomer be like : my favorite song is comfortably numb from album dark side of the moon
lol this got recommended next to a certain youtuber it seems like you may be doing satire on (I know who they are but i don't want to say). he makes "videos" on "youtube" (video website)
Can't wait!
Love the Dilla hat, Tony
repeatedly mispronouncing “Nayeon”… very funny and I’m NOT mad at all!
hold on is that a dilla hat⁉️
Nayeon
"like" if you got the Rick Beato reference
top 10 videos on youtube 2023
Soy face at 3:50
Nice one Tony
'Boomers' hate K-Pop
Bad music
Have you considered pitching your entire RUclips channel to HBO or A24
First you play the 1 chord and the 4 chord
Beato
Rick Beato?
This is Rock Beatles
Damn, Brongulus fell off!
Dont take this the wrong way, because I dont dislike you, but you're diet Pat Finnerty
Tony is the voice of a generation!
uhm erm this is liberal......LIBERAL!!
i'm a big Rock Beatles fan and this is not funny at all! is this satire??
Poes law 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
i hate music
TONY this is not satire enough!!!!!! you made a video about richard burrito and his dislike for zoomer (generation Z) pop music, as well as the toxic parasocial nature around kpoop fandoms, I know exactly what you are talking about, and that is BAD!!!!!! My reddit 16 year old teenager brain cannot comprehend humor if it is straightforward and understood by the normies! you should've made a video that makes fun of people who make this videos that's edgy and ironic where animated clipart big chungus barges in and says "SUS!" (they are dead unfunny memes so that means they are satire)!
It is so sad to see a cool 'tuber for gamers like me fall off # (I'm using hashtags ironically I'm not a normie) TonyZaret is no longer... BASED! You shouldv'e innovated and stopped playing out the riddler and bajookieland bits! unsubbing!
Boomers at it again
Fun fact: modern mainstream music is honestly pretty ass. There are people on RUclips who are way better than the modern popular musicians
Crazy fact, love how this is a fact and not an opinion
I agree, like the album Jove's Cove by Wagon Lord which is a modern masterpiece and not autotuned g*rbage!
Zero self awareness
thank you!! finally somebody said it! Take my like wandering internet stranger!!
So true!!! I’m tired of all this new “music”!!! It’s so bad and it makes me angry! I’m so glad this comment pointed this out because the fact that modern “music” cr*p (can’t say that word or else my mom takes away my phone) is bad! Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go comment on a video of a epic old time song and be the 1000th person to say that old music is so much better and that I hate my generation!