WHY'S MUSIC'S BAD??
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Thanks to Patreon.com/TonyZaret subscriber Iris Smith who requested a video about "Fan of guys music on RYM sees Preacher's Daughter tagged slowcore, listens, says 'This is BASIC ***** SHE/THEY ALT-POP!!!'” !
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Rick Beato your days are numbered
God help Rick if Tony and Pat Finnerty team up
And your frets are fanned!
His days were already numbered. Mf acts 2000 years old
Cant wait to tell my future children I waited 17 hours to watch the premiere of this classic video
Can’t wait to tell my future children about taxes…watching the smile drain from their face…
Kids = Owned!!! 😂😂😂😂
is this the real martin van buren… or is this a “scammer”
@@eltrotPoe is Law
but i'm a big city liberal who likes new musics with no chord progression like "femtanyl" and "phone ringing core guy"
i like the Lapfox Trax's
@@v0mitgutt3r LAPFOX TRAX MENTIONED uh i got nothing have a lovely day
Omg I think I found Rufus in the wild
@@v0mitgutt3r i also like woke modern music with no rock
@@nikooneshot363I’m a big fan of pronoun pop.
MORE ROCK BEATLES CONTENT W
Rock Beatles is always right!
because music doesn’t use “notes” anymore that’s why
Modern music uses only four "chords" and is thus not "complex". Guy's rock music about bacon was better...
@@player17wastaken I remember when chart-topping music back in the day contained up to 5 chords 😢
it uses "wokes" like hawk tuah in fifth
@@arunkarthikma3121 it's because of record labels becoming "woke". "Woke" is so common that you can't even tell if something's satire because...
... of "GRIMM'S LAW"!
@@player17wastaken "Grim's" ""law""? seems really confusing.
Is it "satire" or is it a real law in the federal constitution? 🙀
Big government has taken all the laws away from us!!! 😡😡
Thanks rick
*Rock
@@milp00lRock Beati
@@whatr0dick beato
This video better have a pedal mobile, Dunkin Donuts coffee, and blinds to go
do not mention my glorious bald king in this comment section again or you should start counting your days
I think this is a question we’ve all been asking….finally we have an answer
No more chord progression
Chord regression
Only key progression
Rock In Rio vídeo dropping
Because everyone likes Beats by Dre instead of Beatos by Rick☹️
Asbestos by Dick 🤤
rateyour"music" is woke because rock beatles isnt #1 album of all time
who is a kendrick "lame"r??? get it?
To Pimp a Butterfly? More like To Pimp a Rock Beatles Fan! Gottem!
tony zaret is the TPAB of epic content for guys 😎
"surprise knife attack" is the most unhinged countdown you've ever had Tony
"Wokeness" has ruined "music". Notice how "rock music" was only "good" when "Rock bands" were "sleeping" with "14 year olds" in the "60s".
"wait" thats so "true"
On a more serious note, I'm glad more people are talking about Rick Beato and his extremely narrow view of music. The fact that he thinks he is better than other music listeners because he just doesn't understand songs that don't use a guitar is maddening. Thanks for poking fun!
The more notes the song has the better, that's just facts
Hes the ben Shapiro of music
Pop is annoying to me but I agree
@@calebcomrie7984 nah thats also ben shapiro, if you think rick beato is an elitist then ben shapiro is a super elitist
commenters nowadays... why don't you try playing more notes than just a "serious" one? let me know when you can make real comments.
when today's mysic doesnt have "guitar" i get so mad that i wake up my pregnant wife to "rant"
My wife got impr*gnated by her boyfriend, who is “a nice guy who listens to a variety of music, and listens to me when I’m speaking” blah blah blah or something 😑
Boy I'm sure glad Rock Beatles is here to teach us what good music means. Before Rock Beatles I used to enjoy bad music with basic keys and bad chord progression. Now I hate everything from the past 30 years!
Did you say PROGRESSIVES?? Lib spotted! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I only listen to songs with one chord because I hate any form of progress in music.
if rick beato has no haters that means i'm dead
If Rick Beato heard Daugters he would be dead
does anyone else think this guys head is too small???
I think his eyebrows are too light
That's just his big ears from being good at listening to music. It makes head look small
Yeah he needs some kind of head enlarging surgery. For his fans.
my "big" "city" "liberal" friend is majoring in "soy" music. i asked him why he's majoring in "soy" music. he told me it was because he's a "big" "city" "liberal". thank you tony zaret
sorry i'm not awake enough to make a coherent comment i hope this is okay
@@destruktow5891you’re not WOKE enough!
Tony Zaret? More like "Tonal Sarett" (music & oxidation reaction reference)
Toany Zaret
more like "woke" beatles
umm sorry i only listen to bean based liberal music for big city liberals! i even have 17 phds in woke music theory! (don't use d minor it's the BIG PATRIOT chord and is insulting to my big city liberal mindset!)
…said no one ever!
i love how he’s just going mask off i’m so happy he just hates rick beato
not sure if i can trust this guy, not enough amps in the background
how to confuse liberals: make a song that's not in E 🤣😂
BOIIII
What an "epic" "video" !!!! Tony Zaret always never fails to LOLZ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rick Beato's takes on music are so close-minded and sad, I can't even bring myself to make an ironic comment about it.
My favorite key is “The Music Key”
That is such a pro level key, "perfect" for "guitar for guys"!
This is why I only listen to traditional Bajookanese music.
did you just insult ethal cain?? shes my pop IDOL BIAS!
just kidding guys. im not a "crazed' ´stan"
oh thank frick!
The Only "Key" I Need Is The Key To My "Man-Cave" (Epic Basement Space For TV And Drinking Adult Beers) !!! Ha Ha Ha
You’re right. People appreciate all the basic “bi*th* songs and they don’t even appreciate real music like “Big Chungus Oo Nah Nah” by, Big Chungus
Mr Tony Zaret, are you available to play at my woke wedding? But please remember to play only bad, stupid and "liberal" songs!
Instant classic, Rock Beatles!
Good call on including some sophisticated humour for all of us out there with undergraduate and/or graudate degrees in music, I'm referring of course to the hilarious joke about how there's no note called H, because of course all true musicians and music academics know that in Germany, Central and Eastern Europe, and Scandinavia, B-natural is referred to as H
damn that is so cool! Learn new things every day
Anyone else surprised by that knife attack at the end?
Wasn't expecting THAT kind of violence on this channel, unsubscribed
What makes this video funny
What key is this video in
woke
No guitar solo is usually a sign that the song is utter garbage. No progression no soaring vocals no intricate rhythms. I would like to mention that all 5 of my children are currently dead. I have heart burn. I would also like to mention that I hate mumble rap as it is very low effort. Okay I'm going into cardiac arrest now bye.
Tony Zaret
This was an absolute feaver dream, 10/10
This is the video I know Pat Finnerty wants to make, but can't because of his eternal good nature. Hilarious
The music is badd this days… because of “woke”
Rock Beatles forgot songs need complexity for guys LMAO
Key change. Beato.
greg gaming offical
I cannot believe you would satirize my favorite musical creator Rick Balatro
rick beato but hot and talented
Tony your stuff ain't always for me but this is one of the funniest things I've seen a while
Real
rick beato FUMING
where is my wife
we got Tony Zaret reviewing Ethel Cain before GTA 6 😢
only in america (n teenager) ((get it))
I really should join Tony's patreon to force him to listen to music I enjoy
This video is in E, it's so basic...
I hope there are no knife attacks in this video
Never juge a music by its cover
Rick Beato is quaking
This is genius Tony
I can't wait until Rock beatles discovers, Japanes music, the best music ever made
Gibson NEEDS to drop the rock Beatles signature les Paul, it’ll reverse all the damage done by all the WOKE signature models they’ve done
i love rick beato hate tbh
I’ve been seeing an increase in Rick Beato hate on RUclips, and I’m here for it
I am big city liberal and listen to exorcist music like Hellripper from Scotland
Another tonyzaret classic
This is just a day in the life of a man with sensory issues (me i have sensory issues)
Too long to watch? No worries I'll break it down for you:
It is impossible to tell why music is bad, because of "Poe's Law".
I hope there are good chord progressions KIDDING we know they will will all are BAD chord progression
Wedding musicians can make a fck ton of money. Probably enough to stop the Bajookanese financial crisis caused by imported grum grum
thank you tony, i needed this video
rock beatles
hell yeah tony
Finally, a slowcore reference nice 👍 rizz win 🏆
This might be your magnum opus (music term)
this is hard to decider as a work of satire because of 'joes law'
Where can I buy your overpriced PDF? I can’t stop liking music because of how it sounds. Maybe some more names, charts, diagrams, and math will help.
7:34 Mike Portnoy and Danny Carey are canon to the Zaretverse
do u get this badge when u record a song thats not in E
I can play zither
That vinyl record bit was BRUTAL.
Is everything alright, Mr. Beatles? You don't have your entire Les Paul collection behind you like usual
Title has a typo. It should be bad's
Clayface pronunciation of "Gaga" is correct.
You know it’s parody because Ethel is clearly too indie for Trick Piano or whatever his name is
Finally someone who isn't afraid to tell it like it is - music these days STUNKS!
I love how you can clearly tell which youtubers Tony really hates
I instantly knew who this guy was talking about
ethical cane vinel
Rick has clearly outsmarted the basic music normies with these classic tunes
Can we have a reaction stream where Rock Beatles listens to “Daughter of Darkness” by “Natural Snow Buildings” in one sitting while hanging upside down from the ceiling (bungee incident)
id love to see rickolas bittles listen to nsb
kalki my goat.....
natural snow buildings is big city liberal she/they alt pop, rock beatles should try listening to some bull of heaven
@@ssri728 Lamonte Young
He said "based"! Thats based!
Haha yeah TRUE!
I know the reason for the why of music being bad
Too many European Americans
tony salad
Another Tony Z banger
Quick lesson: I like to use "woke" triads to spice up my solos... for guys!
im happy he brought back the countdown timer
Tony review waste by brockhampton
Rick Beato
I wasn't expecting that surprise knife attack
H is actually a real note in German. Epic Joke Facts Fail in this skit Tony!!!
rick beato can just be boiled down to "i hate modern music because back in my day it was better". good satire