Wait till you hear the other two based Zhangs, the "I killed my bitch and the entire city to feed my soldiers" Zhang Xun, and the "kill kill kill kill kill kill kill" Zhang Xianzhong
@@angusyang5917 Don't forget Zhang Liao, who withstood a seige against 100,000 troops by sallying out with 800 calvary, forcing a demoralizing retreat on the enemy.
@@lolasdm6959 Speaking of which, Zhang Fei took control of an entire town to serve as his base of operations to search for his sworn brother Liu Bei, ruling it under the threat of violence of anyone who disobeyed him.
"From afar, Mount Tai looks blackish Narrow on top and wide at the bottom If you flipped it upside down It would be narrow at the bottom and wide on top" Unironically zoomer humor wtf. He was actually a century ahead of his time.
Zhang Zongchang travelled China in an armored train he had bought from some White Russian war criminals who were hiding in Mongolia. In one of the cars were the designated quarters for his 42 concubines, whom he could not be bothered to remember the names of, and so referred to them by numbers. He also killed so many people during his campaigns that he literally changed the Chinese language. Because every time he found a creative new way to execute someone, people came up with new euphemisms to describe it
No fucking way, that's my translation of the lightning poem I put on the internet like 5 years ago. To clarify, Zhang didn't literally say "get lit." He used a word that means "smoke," with the connotation of smoking opium. But I chose the translation that not only conveys the same meaning, but also makes the English wordplay 10 times better.
"Smoke" fits more because people often use it to refer to smoking weed. It's closer to the opium connotation. "Get lit" is more like getting drunk or having fun.
"when Chinese warlord Zhang Zongchang saw his first basketball game, he asked, “Why the hell are they fighting over a single ball? We’re the hosts. Are we seriously this poor?” He ordered every player be given a basketball"
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 I mean, when you have so many concubines that you can't even keep track of them, are you seriously gonna complain when one of your best officers wants to marry one of them? I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't even remember who she was.
This story about giving free balls is so common in Asia. It is in fact an old Persian story which travels around the Silk Road. We have some Turkic folk Hoca Nasreddin stories in former Soviet Central Asia which also tell this story. Just that time it was the jinn which could not comprehend people's funs.
Fun fact, it did rain after three days. There is a long history of Confucian rainmaking rituals, which also include threatening the certain gods. Zhu Xi during the Song Dynasty also asked for rain in three days. Except he slept at the Temple and would sacrifice himself if it did not rain.
@@inserttapehere276imagine being the sky god and forgetting to make it rain on day three, and all of a sudden your mom is filled with holes by mortal artillery.
About the last poem, the Dogmeat General did actually done all of what the poem said. The warlord and his people experienced a drought, so he decieded to destroy the temple of the Lightning God and threaten the God himself that if there is no rain in the next 5 days, he will shoot the sky. The next day, it rained for 2 weeks straight.
Schools are really out here teaching kids poetry from the likes of Shakespeare, Frost, Poe, & Dickinson because they're too afraid what kids could become learning the wisdom of Dogmeat General.
I think it would be epic, iconic and some would even say monumental if you made more videos like this, short little videos about random and eccentric characters from history just like this video which was incredibly good.
"He usually travelled with a coffin planted atop a car during his campaigns; this was a typical way at the time to signify one's willingness to die in combat. Zhang publicly announced that he would come home in his coffin if he was defeated in battle. When his troops were forced back during one campaign he was true to his word-he was paraded through the streets, sitting in his coffin and waving to the cheering crowd." based warlord indeed
His other nickname was "Three Don’t Knows", since he couldn't ever keep track of how much money, soldiers or concubines he had. Some other nicknames were "The General with three long legs" and "Great General of Justice and Might" (self-given)
@@antlerbraum2881 A guy who selectively uses political science books instead of history books to justify certain western centric very implicit racist views
As far as poetry goes, this is actually relatable and easy to read. Tells you a lot about the person writing it as well. Honestly, this beats Robert Frost any day.
Zhang also got off basically scott-free on murdering one of the claimants to the Qing dynasty while he was exiled in Japan. The reason was because he was sleeping with one of his wives.
Apparently his defense was that he was cleaning the rifle and then it went off on his own which just so happened to shoot him in the head. I could see where Alec Baldwin got his strategy
I've written quite a bit of poetry, some of which has been published. From my perspective, I don’t think he's that bad. The first one, "Visiting Pengai Pavillion" is actually pretty good. Depending on how accurate this english translation is, I'd argue that it fits in quite well with some western modernist authors of the period and later. I've also always had a soft spot for creative blasphemy though, so I might just be seeing what I want to see.
Some more of his poems 《Pooping during snowy day 雪日大便》 大雪紛紛下 Big snow showering down, 烏鴉啃樹皮 Crows bite tree skins. 風吹屁股冷 Wind blow, my arse cold 不如在屋裡 Better go back to my house. 《Laugh at liu-bang 笑劉邦》 聽說項羽力拔山 He heard xiang-yu have power to pick up entire mountain, 嚇的劉邦就要竄 It scared hell out of Liu-bang and make him run away. 不是俺家小張良 If it wasn't our little Zhang-liang, 奶奶早以回沛縣 Grandma would return to pei county already. 《Snowy day 雪天》 我們一起去尿尿 Let's go pee together! 你尿一條線 You pee a line, 我尿一個坑 I pee a pit.
Regarded by Time magazine as "The most based warlord of China" Even got to meet puyi and smoke with him. He also was known as 72 Cannon Zhang for bombarding the clouds with cannons until it rained. He was also known as the three don't knows Why was he called that? Because that was the answer to three simple questions How many troops do you have How much money you got and how many wives do you have
love the art direction for this video! god, you're so good at drawing. my favorite content in your catalogue is wherever your art takes center stage. it must take you quite a long time to storyboard stuff like this, i don't know how you do it! make what makes you happy, you'll have an audience no matter what ^_^
i just realised that in the second poem, when the first guys hand pops out during ‘you tell me to do this’, it’s the voice from that one Chinese dude yelling (at I think a cat) while holding a cigarette
Zang zhongchang said that he either win the battle or come home in a coffin, so he lose the battle and came home sitting in a coffin on top of a car while smoking a cigar. Truly a man of his word
@@manooxi327 Firstly based pick for favourite Dynasty Warriors character. (Mine is Xiahou Yuan) But it was actually Pang De that was the one who apparently carried his own coffin to battle
The moment god lit that cigarette someone walked dpast with a cigarette and I caught a whiff. The Wow_Mao universe is leaking into ours. The end is nigh.
Poetry is a lot closer to photography than most people think. They're a lovely snapshot of someone's thoughts or perception at a certain moment in time. If our boy Zhang was a photographer he'd be taking pics half blazed with a 10 year old disposable camera he bought used. Also I want to get Poem about Bastards tattooed on my back so if anyone knows the most accurate original lettering throw it this way
Then China would probably be divided and really weak right now. The Eight Nation Alliance countries would be actively exploiting the countries possibly up until now still
“I’ll have cannons bombard your mom” has gotta be the hardest contender for “who said it? Enraged xbox live player or Chinese warlord” I have ever seen.
Idk why nowadays I see those vids about Zhang, but there's actually another poem he made: Visiting Great Ming Lake Great Ming Lake, Ming Lake Great. There are toads in Lake. Whenever you poke it, it jumps. -------------------------------------- Btw, my family name is also Zhang lol
1:40 Chinese put family name before given name. Thus, the more accurate translation is: 玉皇爷爷也姓张， The Jade Emperor(The emperor of all Taoism Gods) himself also surnamed Zhang 为啥为难俺张宗昌？ Why does he make life hard for me Zhang Zongchang?
The fact parrot always has a serious tone in his video talking about tge fundamentals of politics, importance of history, and then a new resume about narrating the dogmeat generals poems xD
some maybe think this is just some plain poem made by semi illitirates (which it is), but i think its more than that. Its just give you impression how Zhang Jingoistic, curiosity, and his personal experience and why motives of him really just unpredictable. Trule the "basest" warlord in all of china.
0:03 *he not hew, ffs
i'm semi-literate myself
Jarvis, remove this man’s lips for making a minor spelling error.
dummy idiot stoiped
Skill issue
only semi-literate
he is the descendant!!!
Most sane Chinese warlord in any era
Wait till you hear the other two based Zhangs, the "I killed my bitch and the entire city to feed my soldiers" Zhang Xun, and the "kill kill kill kill kill kill kill" Zhang Xianzhong
@@angusyang5917 Don't forget Zhang Liao, who withstood a seige against 100,000 troops by sallying out with 800 calvary, forcing a demoralizing retreat on the enemy.
@@lolasdm6959 Speaking of which, Zhang Fei took control of an entire town to serve as his base of operations to search for his sworn brother Liu Bei, ruling it under the threat of violence of anyone who disobeyed him.
@@EyePatchGuy88 Zhang Fei is sadly pretty medicore amongst his Zhang peers.
Except at inciting mutiny and rebellion within his troops 🫡
China really does produce some of the world's finest intellectuals
Like pol pot
@@dookiecatcher4241 cambodian but ok
@@dookiecatcher4241KHMERS IS NOT ASIAN
YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS
THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW
@@certified_tableflipper7063 We up bro ✍️✍️👝🔥
@@dookiecatcher4241Pol Pot is secretly ethnically Chinese
Truly the Most Basest warlord, we should all aspire to be like him
I will condescendingly say an ad hominem to gaslight you into thinking you're wrong
Most Based Warlord
He's literally me frfr
Is this an end for the basest warlord of China?
He's literally me
so ahead of his time. If he was alive today Zoomers around the world would send him praises.
I’d be one of them.
Ah a fellow schizoid 🫱🏻🫲🏿
born in the wrong generation 😫
Def in Hasan Abis stream
He Top G of his era
"From afar, Mount Tai looks blackish
Narrow on top and wide at the bottom
If you flipped it upside down
It would be narrow at the bottom and wide on top"
Unironically zoomer humor wtf. He was actually a century ahead of his time.
游泰山（张宗昌）
远看泰山黑糊糊，
上头细来下头粗。
如把泰山倒过来，
下头细来上头粗。
Or the average zoomer is about as intelligent as a semi illiterate warlord
He is my favorite warlord :)
@@crusaderkaiser2000favourite*
@greekendean2005 brit*sh detected 🤮
Zhang Zongchang travelled China in an armored train he had bought from some White Russian war criminals who were hiding in Mongolia. In one of the cars were the designated quarters for his 42 concubines, whom he could not be bothered to remember the names of, and so referred to them by numbers. He also killed so many people during his campaigns that he literally changed the Chinese language. Because every time he found a creative new way to execute someone, people came up with new euphemisms to describe it
Not even knowing your concubines names is the way to live, man…
@@Rabbi-Jill-kewsYeaah... sure
@@Rabbi-Jill-kewsthat like ratio is perfect…
For the record, he also forgot his concubines numbers as well
What a chad
No fucking way, that's my translation of the lightning poem I put on the internet like 5 years ago.
To clarify, Zhang didn't literally say "get lit." He used a word that means "smoke," with the connotation of smoking opium. But I chose the translation that not only conveys the same meaning, but also makes the English wordplay 10 times better.
翻譯的很信達雅👍
"Smoke" fits more because people often use it to refer to smoking weed. It's closer to the opium connotation. "Get lit" is more like getting drunk or having fun.
yeah i understood that's what the translation was going for, nice one
We got dogmeatian scholars over here
Excellent work 👏
"when Chinese warlord Zhang Zongchang saw his first basketball game, he asked, “Why the hell are they fighting over a single ball? We’re the hosts. Are we seriously this poor?” He ordered every player be given a basketball"
And when he found out one of his officers is having affairs with his concubine he let them marry when he know they loved eachother
Sources pls?
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012based if true
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 I mean, when you have so many concubines that you can't even keep track of them, are you seriously gonna complain when one of your best officers wants to marry one of them? I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't even remember who she was.
This story about giving free balls is so common in Asia. It is in fact an old Persian story which travels around the Silk Road. We have some Turkic folk Hoca Nasreddin stories in former Soviet Central Asia which also tell this story. Just that time it was the jinn which could not comprehend people's funs.
Fun fact, it did rain after three days. There is a long history of Confucian rainmaking rituals, which also include threatening the certain gods. Zhu Xi during the Song Dynasty also asked for rain in three days. Except he slept at the Temple and would sacrifice himself if it did not rain.
There was a official who "tamed" a flooding river by mobolizing 3000 archers and shooting the "river god", and afterwhich the floods stopped.
This virgin prostration to God vs the Chad threatening God.
imagine being the sky god and some dude threatens to kill himself if you don’t make it rain
@@inserttapehere276this what Ghandi did to the British
@@inserttapehere276imagine being the sky god and forgetting to make it rain on day three, and all of a sudden your mom is filled with holes by mortal artillery.
Poem about bastards is a timeless classic of art, so much human experience captured in so few words, cuts right into reality, perfect
Relatable af
My soul was enraptured. Poetry never made me feel like this before.
Why this poetic genius didn’t win the Nobel Prize for Literature is beyond me
Another victim of the w*stoid biased world order😔
Liberal media censorship (it’s just a joke don’t take it too seriously lol.)
He lived during the 20s, a time when the Nobel Prize was heavily weighted towards white people because of racism.
I mean he was a warlord
About the last poem, the Dogmeat General did actually done all of what the poem said.
The warlord and his people experienced a drought, so he decieded to destroy the temple of the Lightning God and threaten the God himself that if there is no rain in the next 5 days, he will shoot the sky.
The next day, it rained for 2 weeks straight.
He used the storm call dragon shout.
Schools are really out here teaching kids poetry from the likes of Shakespeare, Frost, Poe, & Dickinson because they're too afraid what kids could become learning the wisdom of Dogmeat General.
Betas always tryna keep Sigmas down
Corrupt education system always hiding the truth from students 😤
I am convinced Zhang had access to 4chan.
no, 4Chan exists because it had access to Zhang, whose in heaven banging god's mom.
I don't think so, if he was a 4channer he wouldn't have had any concubines
I think it would be epic, iconic and some would even say monumental if you made more videos like this, short little videos about random and eccentric characters from history just like this video which was incredibly good.
Bro gonna become MasterofRoflness but on weed instead of crack
@@bighillraft I try to watch masterofroflness, but I can't keep up with all the text. This feels smoother though, maybe that's just me.
"He usually travelled with a coffin planted atop a car during his campaigns; this was a typical way at the time to signify one's willingness to die in combat.
Zhang publicly announced that he would come home in his coffin if he was defeated in battle. When his troops were forced back during one campaign he was true to his word-he was paraded through the streets, sitting in his coffin and waving to the cheering crowd."
based warlord indeed
This man balls are probably bigger than family sized pizzas
His other nickname was "Three Don’t Knows", since he couldn't ever keep track of how much money, soldiers or concubines he had.
Some other nicknames were "The General with three long legs" and "Great General of Justice and Might" (self-given)
"How much money you got? A lot
How many b**ches you got? A lot
How many people you shot? A lot
How many times you got shot? A lot"
As a graphic designer, I really appreciate your style man.
Have his autobiography at home was an interesting dude, never expected Kraut to read his poems, truly a collab of all time
Kraut is such a bad lib RUclipsr.
@@frankvictorroodWhat is “Bad Lib”? Is that like Mad Libs but filled out by a supervillain?
@@antlerbraum2881 A guy who selectively uses political science books instead of history books to justify certain western centric very implicit racist views
As far as poetry goes, this is actually relatable and easy to read. Tells you a lot about the person writing it as well.
Honestly, this beats Robert Frost any day.
Zhang also got off basically scott-free on murdering one of the claimants to the Qing dynasty while he was exiled in Japan. The reason was because he was sleeping with one of his wives.
Apparently his defense was that he was cleaning the rifle and then it went off on his own which just so happened to shoot him in the head.
I could see where Alec Baldwin got his strategy
Based fellow East Asians all bullying cope cringe Manchus
@@lionheart6176😂 this guy
Zhang was truly the epitome of chinese people in the 1900's,together with Sun Yat-Sen and Walter White
I am not at all surprised that Sam O Nella watches Wow_Mao. He IS a history/humor channel, after all
Considering the fact his last video was 10 months ago I think he might have had this idea way before wow mao
@@imposteramogus2167 People are going to make comparisons regardless, so I thought I’d just join in
@@Sagi.Baten.Kaitos fair enough
@@imposteramogus2167Dogmeat general in YT goes further back than both of them.
More people need to hear the story of Zhang Zongchang
I find it great that this was uploaded nearly two weeks before Sam o'Nella post his own video of this man
Listening to his poems alone make me feel enlightened
"untitled" has to be my favorite poem here, very profound and thought-provoking.
My favorite part is how he doesn't doubt that's his son. He just genuinely doesn't know which woman he fckd is his mother.
Tbh as a title Is very fitting
Its his untitled son
I've written quite a bit of poetry, some of which has been published. From my perspective, I don’t think he's that bad. The first one, "Visiting Pengai Pavillion" is actually pretty good. Depending on how accurate this english translation is, I'd argue that it fits in quite well with some western modernist authors of the period and later. I've also always had a soft spot for creative blasphemy though, so I might just be seeing what I want to see.
A true poet, his never had any education his entire life, he used to be a lumberjack.
He was expressing his soul without any education for it, it that is not art's purest form then I don't know what is
0:54 Truly, prophetic
Can’t believe wow_mao was controlling Sam this whole time… it all makes sense now
Ah yes, 72-Cannon Chang, also known as "Old Eighty-Six" along with "the general with three long legs".
his pp was as long as 86 mexican silver dollars stacked up together
Some more of his poems
《Pooping during snowy day 雪日大便》
大雪紛紛下
Big snow showering down,
烏鴉啃樹皮
Crows bite tree skins.
風吹屁股冷
Wind blow, my arse cold
不如在屋裡
Better go back to my house.
《Laugh at liu-bang 笑劉邦》
聽說項羽力拔山
He heard xiang-yu have power to pick up entire mountain,
嚇的劉邦就要竄
It scared hell out of Liu-bang and make him run away.
不是俺家小張良
If it wasn't our little Zhang-liang,
奶奶早以回沛縣
Grandma would return to pei county already.
《Snowy day 雪天》
我們一起去尿尿
Let's go pee together!
你尿一條線
You pee a line,
我尿一個坑
I pee a pit.
Regarded by Time magazine as "The most based warlord of China" Even got to meet puyi and smoke with him.
He also was known as 72 Cannon Zhang for bombarding the clouds with cannons until it rained.
He was also known as the three don't knows
Why was he called that?
Because that was the answer to three simple questions How many troops do you have How much money you got and how many wives do you have
How many troops you got - a lot
How many money you got - a lot
How many wives you got - a lot
21savage might’ve inspired by him
not the most based warloed, the "basest" warlord
@@alfred7846 I guess that meant that he was the absolutely based
truly a man worthy of governing a province as important as shandong, where my grandfather is from
Perfect
We need more people like him
love the art direction for this video! god, you're so good at drawing. my favorite content in your catalogue is wherever your art takes center stage. it must take you quite a long time to storyboard stuff like this, i don't know how you do it!
make what makes you happy, you'll have an audience no matter what ^_^
The animation and timing Is on point
I am glad you used the Shanghai Tea House Jazz in the intro. Great choice of music, it's my personal favourite!
I crazy how insane some of these people are for one of the worst civil wars in history
Bro that’s how things have been without exception
Shout out to cannibal General Butt Naked, who's now an evangelical preacher
@@MrAsianPie and general mosquito spray, who named himself that for the sake of making fun of general mosquito
civil wars are generally speaking a moment for every Funny Gamer with Big Dreams in a country to begin their ultimate HOI4 larp
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012I haven't heard of that one, which war was it?
does this mean sam o'nella graduated from wow_mao academy?
The background jazz (shidaiqu) song is called The Old Tea House by Shanghai Shuffle
I like how after threatening to destroy his temple and bomb his mother. The sky god oblidged and it started raining.
truly a man ahead of his time
He was taken away from us too soon 😔
No good
God thought that his build was too OP for the time so he decided to kill him early
Still feels like it’s 1932 😢
wow mao revived sam O’nella it seems. Oh great Filipino, my next cigarette as a pure Han Chinese is dedicated to you.
you now must dedicate an ashtray pyramid to our Filipino Lord and Saviour, wow mao
I shall build a Great Wall in honor of my ancestors!
man invented 21st century humor in the 20th century
i just realised that in the second poem, when the first guys hand pops out during ‘you tell me to do this’, it’s the voice from that one Chinese dude yelling (at I think a cat) while holding a cigarette
I love these kraut mao uploads
In his defense, the poem actually rhyme in mandarin.
Zang zhongchang said that he either win the battle or come home in a coffin, so he lose the battle and came home sitting in a coffin on top of a car while smoking a cigar.
Truly a man of his word
I think some Chinese warlord did the the same in the three kingdoms tales 😂
Nah, the story is he would always carry a coffin with him to battle 😂 he was my fav character in dynasty warriors
@@manooxi327 Which warlord?
@@name-yn6vu Yu Jin and his 3 types elementals trident 🔱 😤
I was so proud when I figured it out all myself 😂
@@manooxi327 Firstly based pick for favourite Dynasty Warriors character. (Mine is Xiahou Yuan) But it was actually Pang De that was the one who apparently carried his own coffin to battle
Learning about this guy was a trip, the warlord era was insane and i want to become fixated on it again now
I knew it would be the dogmeat general
My favourite quote is from a Mongolian warlord ButuKhan where he says after sacking Baghdad "Ambabutubus" 😔
ngl this is so good I've watched this multiple times in the past 2 hours.
Both you and Sam O Nella post about the Dogmeat General in the same month. Coincidence? I think not.
Nietzsch + Li Bai + Heroin = This dude
Saying that the chinese warlord era was wild is an understatement
Ah yes, the era of gamers
Chinese history in general was wild. Always has been.
Which one, lmao
@schizosamurai8840 I was just about to say, he'll need to narrow it down quite a lot.
@@mercdutch3950 yeah since it was a long period of time
Playing this on repeat in the background as I do another Shandong playthrough in Kaiserreich
Sam o' nella stole the thoughts of a true genius
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this video is criminally underappreciated in youtube this is beautiful in every sense of the word
Song/music: The Old Tea House - John Huie
he's really good at spotting the ovbious!
Ovbious
SAM O'NELLA JUST MADA A VIDEO ON THIS WTF
Just came back to this vid from sam o'nella
Can’t relieve Sam O’Nella waited one year for this masterpiece
If he wasn’t such a documented person, I would have no doubt that you completely made him up as a joke.
Glad to see Zhang's poetry get some attention! I'm a long-time fan of his work
Sam onella copied the great wowmao
Kraut + Wow_mao really is the power couple we all need
Absolute timeless art.
The moment god lit that cigarette someone walked dpast with a cigarette and I caught a whiff. The Wow_Mao universe is leaking into ours. The end is nigh.
The collab I didn't know I needed to see
I like the sorta 70's retro style of this video, very jazzy
The kaut collab of the century
Poetry is a lot closer to photography than most people think. They're a lovely snapshot of someone's thoughts or perception at a certain moment in time. If our boy Zhang was a photographer he'd be taking pics half blazed with a 10 year old disposable camera he bought used.
Also I want to get Poem about Bastards tattooed on my back so if anyone knows the most accurate original lettering throw it this way
Sure, here you go.
Traditional:
你叫我去這樣幹，
他叫我去那樣幹。
真是一群大混蛋，
全都混你媽的蛋。
Simplified:
你叫我去这样干，
他叫我去那样干。
真是一群大混蛋，
全都混你妈的蛋。
bro sam be posting this bro
Imagine if he had won instead of Mao
wow_zhang
@@maksym1001 bang_zhang
mao had pretty banger qoutes as well
He sadly died long before mao ever came to prominence, over ten years before
Then China would probably be divided and really weak right now. The Eight Nation Alliance countries would be actively exploiting the countries possibly up until now still
He really was a philosopher
The absolute pinnacle of Chinese poetry
Shakespeare been real quite since this dropped
“I’ll have cannons bombard your mom” has gotta be the hardest contender for “who said it? Enraged xbox live player or Chinese warlord” I have ever seen.
This is.... beautiful. I have never thought I would be blessed by poetry of this caliber.
*what does a Pickle say to the other pickle?" "Toystory 3" -Zhang, the warlord
Most intelligent philosopher since Diogenes
Diogenes was write, we are just chickens
Visiting Pengai Pavilion is just Al Purdy’s At The Quinte Hotel but a tenth of the length
Idk why nowadays I see those vids about Zhang, but there's actually another poem he made:
Visiting Great Ming Lake
Great Ming Lake, Ming Lake Great.
There are toads in Lake.
Whenever you poke it, it jumps.
--------------------------------------
Btw, my family name is also Zhang lol
Certified Bing Chilling Classic 🤙🏽
Oh how China had fallen. From chads like this to Winnie the Pooh.
1:40 Chinese put family name before given name. Thus, the more accurate translation is:
玉皇爷爷也姓张，
The Jade Emperor(The emperor of all Taoism Gods) himself also surnamed Zhang
为啥为难俺张宗昌？
Why does he make life hard for me Zhang Zongchang?
The presentation in this video is legitimately really stylish and well done, good job mr. mao
How this channel is able sink to new lows amazes me
I don't know, I thought this had decent quality visuals, editing, and subject matter. Perhaps you take issue with the misspelling of "he" as "hew"?
getting classified us army documents leaked by a schizo on your discord server does things to you
You tell wao_mao to do this
You tell wao_mao to do that
You are all bastard
Go fuck your mother
I was having a terrible day and this made it much better 10/10 vidya
Chiang-kai-Shek and Mao Zedong: fighting each other
Him: *I B L E W U P Y O U R M O M*
he blew up sky god's mom.
Sky god is also iterally the emporer of the immortals
Considering the upload date there is a possibility that this video inspired sam o'nella to make another return to youtube.
Truly He was a Chinese warlord of his time….
cant wait to see sam o nella comments
The fact parrot always has a serious tone in his video talking about tge fundamentals of politics, importance of history, and then a new resume about narrating the dogmeat generals poems xD
some maybe think this is just some plain poem made by semi illitirates (which it is), but i think its more than that. Its just give you impression how Zhang Jingoistic, curiosity, and his personal experience and why motives of him really just unpredictable.
Trule the "basest" warlord in all of china.
love your artstyle
Confucius been quite since this banger dropped
Man the quality looks great, suits very well the man's wise words