How Joe Biden Crashed his Bike
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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2022
- Lanterne Rouge analyses Joe Biden's recent crash when he fell off his bike during a leisurely jaunt due to some unwilling pedal cages.
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Joe biden's biggest rival is gravity
This aged well.. unlike him
Jesus christ it happened again
Nah its trump
im voting gravity for next election, make physics great again
@@vegitoEditz_Xxnah it's Putin
Those boxed pedals are a death sentence for anyone over 60
For anyone
The greatest invention to torture anyone
So he has zero common sense for having these pedals.
I think I can…oh no. I cant.
Excuses. He shouldn't be leading if he's incoherent.
Come up with a better excuse
Secret service agent on the radio : he’s down again!
😂
I can't believe he is the president of America 😂😂😂
OML🤣😭
Arrest that bike!
@@albogypsy2842 🤣🤣🤣
It's the fact that he came to a COMPLETE stop. And THEN fell over LMAO
Jesus Christ Is Coming Soon Repent Before Its To Late He Is The Only Way To Heaven 😊🙏✝️❤❤
@@atrmediaofficialyes and he’s gonna fight dajjal. Insha Allah
Guys. God is good🗣️🔥
And will win@@Duckt1le
@@keilanarellano3621 Insha Allah
They say that running the country is like riding a bike
- CIA 2023
Both have fallen.
And Joe crashed the bike, that means..... 💀
This man falls on everything and then blames what he fell on. 😂
Don’t get any ideas cia he ain’t a Kennedy 😭
That bike almost assasinated the President of the United States of America.
Unfortunately it failed
It would be a hero.
Nice president yall lmfao
I'm the 69th like 😏😏😏
@@who-ny5oe NO WAY DUDE!
Grandpa needs training wheels😅
No, he needs to get rid of the cages. Think again.
Runs the country like he rides a bike.
Helmet is unnecessary, there’s nothing to protect !
He needs some common sense and patriotism knocked into him..
The Pedo-Corpse is circling the drain ....... 4 more days ? 4 more months?? Definitely not 4 more years .......
Remember in November
Secret service:
"The eagle has crash landed"
Bro is as old as mighty eagle
Eagle my ass, dude has completely destroyed america
😂😂😂
You mean the Buzzard don't you?
*Turtle 💀
Wouldn't have happened if he was more left leaning.
Nice one lol
Lol
🤣🤣💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥
excellent.
Haha! Smartest joke on here lol
He had too many bud lights beers, he got dizzy and fell 😂😂😂
May have also ate too much chocolate chip ice cream.
Fun fact: Nazi Germany still existed when this guy was born who is now ruling a nuclear superpower
You like it according to your pfp
@@sovietheart3883is that a new lgtbqrstuvwxyz flag or is it the flag of Germany?
Ok?
@@Doggus87looks like an lgbzungenbrecher flag to me
@@sovietheart3883BOOM
Where's the Secret Service agent throwing himself on the ground to cushion his fall?
Yeah, they just stood and watched.
They want cheaper gas prices...
They got tired of giving it up for old Joe!
@@HubertofLiege you blame them lol
Don't you mean his domestiques?
Spot on analysis as always
The first thing he did when he got up was go talk to that little girl. She might have been why he fell in the first place!
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@@mayomonkey3810 the link is completely and entirely unrelated to the video. Hope I saved someone some time
@@mayomonkey3810 no one click this please
@@cxzay you just made me want to click it more lol 😂
@@mayomonkey3810 😂👍🏽
He saw some children and lost all control like usual
Wild
Once you learn how to ride a bike you never forget. Unless you’re president of the United States of America and you have Alzheimer’s
Imagine what the secret service was thinking, the way he fell down like he got shot LOL
I wish
I wish you would have got shot by his invisible person he tried to shake hands with
Too bad he didn’t lol
@@ghostguy2409 watchlist moment but you're not wrong lol
@@ghostguy2409 personally, I also wish for a civil war which will almost certainly have global ramifications.
That fall probably shaved 1 year off his life
If that was the case he'd have died 3 weeks ago
@@daanishmanzoor1huh?
@@bunto7552 I cant remember the video but i probably just meant he was old or something.
@@daanishmanzoor1 ah huh
Hahaha!
The Biden Olympics 😂
The Joelympics
"This could be his GC over" 😂😂😂
‘Gardening gloves’ 😂
I use working gloves (and glasses) for cycling - they are not much different than original cycling gloves, but are much cheaper, and you also get well fashioned ones
@@simonm1447 right don't need to waste money on expensive crap that will wear out in a few rides lmfao 🤣 😂
Looks like ski gloves 😂
I use gardening gloves on my 80cc engine powered bike to bumpy
There not for gardening or for skiing, they are construction type gloves. You get them at home depot. See the FG, It stands for force grip I believe
"joe biden falls off his bike going 0mph"
I haven’t seen him on another bike
😂😂😂😭
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 noo
bro saw an icecream van 💀💀💀
Mr Bean can't be better
Bro might start a war against gravity
or against the bike.
Dayumn capitalising another invasion to please the megacorp weapon sellers against gravity. Muricaaaa Rahhhhhhhhhh 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 💪💪💪
Bro gonna fight a falling apple 💀
Start sending missles straight up just to fight gravity
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
Let's have a war
So you can go and die!
Let's have a war!
We could all use the money!
Let's have a war!
We need the space!
Let's have a war!
Clean out this place!
It already started in the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
Let's have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war!
It can start in New Jersey!
Let's have a war!
Blame it on the middle-class!
Let's have a war!
We're like rats in a cage!
It already started in the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
Let's have a war!
Sell the rights to the networks!
Let's have a war!
Let our wallets get fat like last time!
Let's have a war!
Give guns to the queers!
Let's have a war!
The enemy's within!
It already started in the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
Biden is multi-talented. Falls off bikes, falls up steps, falls flat over sandbags.
Shakes hands with ghosts. Gets lost on stage. Showers with His Daughter.
Falls over cables and pets and slurs speeches
40 year old virgin. Sandbag
Falls for bribes.
@@smittyinwootown5640 Who´s daughters?
Man, I hate those pedals cause of this. 😅
“I hate gravity!”- Some notorious black dude from a video game…
Secret service dude: I’m glad this was my day off.
The secret service cant protect him from his own stupidity
Come on man, guy is 85. Think of your father and mom at this stage. If you hate him and his politics, fine. But don't mock the man on his capacities as an elder
@@fabriciofaceTrue as fuck.
@@fabricioface if you knew the man was this age and he was too old then why in the world would you want him as president? there is no defending him now
@@davidigbafe2121our 2nd place canidate is only 3 years younger, we have a very old government overall
@@fabriciofacehe’s not 85
Actually, someone of his age being able to ride a bike and take that kinda fall is impressive.
Bro tried to pause the game
I hope that bike is okay
@Nippy $horts Produxions being a human being doesn't mean you deserve empathy, he's not just incompetent, he's also a huge creep
@Nippy $horts Produxions I see where your coming from, but that's the same philosophy that got Kanye cancelled.
Be careful out there, modern society doesn't take kindly to good people like you for some reason
@Nippy $horts Produxions you’re too nice. And too much kindness makes a bad society
@Nippy $horts Produxions you said everyone deserves love. What about p3dophiles. Do they deserve love too?
@Nippy $horts Produxions ain’t no way your actually gonna try and fight for them. They need to be on the death penalty if anything they are a literal danger to children and kindness is supposed to what magically cure them? And how about all the re offenders that repeat it. What about the children danger? I don’t know what fairytale or delusion you’re living in but this is the real world
Bro crashed faster than my pc running any game💀
Bro crashed faster than the economy
Bro crashed faster than the gas prices
@@Delta20826ngl that was funny😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro crashes unexpectedly like when you impregnate with precum “but I pulled out!”
@@arsonwars lmao
The fact that he cannot even balance, his own weight means that he certainly cannot balance a whole country
Hmm. Are you a neurologist?
@@kidAG no I just have common sense 😆
Fact that you are uneducated and not smart. You are a result of America's failure in education. Being old is just a process. You knowledge and experience not limited to you physically. Not you fault, your education failed you.
Took the most respected country in the world made it a joke to the point of madness
Secret services got fired after that one😂
Doubt it. Whoever believes he is running the country, needs to wake up and smell the coffee.
They were just recovering from dog bite wounds.
Fr
Let’s have him hand out diplomas at the Air Force Academy.
Lmao 🤣
LOLL
it’s joever
And Trump
@@BradenIsCool
What about Trump?
Didn't they blame this on Trump and MAGA supporters?
Joe bidens got more beef with the ground than trump
Joe spends more time rolling around on the floor than anything else
🤣🤣🤣
More like sniffin
its perfect 😂
@@renecobos9336young girls
😅😅😅truth
Bro skipped leg day 💀💀💀
hes 80
@@Future_Fighter Any lucid 80 year old knows their limits
@@firstNamelastName-ho6lv yeah you right but hes a different breed
Bro skipped brain day
@Moises 🤓+ Nerdy L Ratio + Trump Better + Sleep Joe.
How many of you criticizing an 81 year old man will live to 81 much less be riding a bicycle?
“Target down. Over!!!” - Bicycle Paddle probably
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Bro just realised I have that exact bike lmfao. I got the Biden bike. And I’ve also done the Biden fall on the Biden bike
You got the caged foot pedals?
Edit: Spelling
@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 I did, but removed them for this very reason. They're lethal
biden bike
biden bike
@@oliviersavard8676 Biden bike
Biden bike
I would like to elect you president
Can we have a moment of Shame. ............... for the 12 people that voted for this man
Only person in the history of humans that forgot how to ride a bike.
He saw a little girl and went straight towards her. True story.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
wtf😲🤣🥴
C'mon, man. She was 12, and I was 30. What do expect me to do; not sniff her? It's just a stutter, Jack.
End of quote. Repeat the line.
wttttffffff🤣
Ashley Biden in the shower?
Kamala Harris got excited after seeing this video …..
We all did
I think Biden will survived Kamala’s inaction.
Yea me too
Nah she got pissed cause she found out he survived it
"How about some base jump next, Joe ?"
The only problem with this video is why the lady with her phone all in his face didn’t try and break his fall like damn girl help help 🤦🏽♀️
Bro crashed at 0 Miles per hour💀
The audio is amazing I really understood everything, felt like watching an awesome tennis game or even better a golf game.
ayo grandpa that u?
Golf game? bro u at least 89 years old
Gandpa?
Thank you everybody made it sound like the guy just fell over. Impressive that he can ride a bike still at his age we know 45 couldn't even lift a glass with one hand. Hahahaha you all are silly in America.
@@kleber7563 I'm 27 years old hahaha
"And he's doing this eyes up, just on feel"
Lol so damn funny
Cursing is a sin and so is Insulting, using God's name in vain and Rude and Crude joking. Repent and turn to Jesus
That line sums up liberal filth perfectly.
@@notelf5044 Riley P never used or mentioned Gods name in his comment
@@notelf5044 he didn’t even...
Nah I ain’t wasting time arguing with you
@@CSDM15 Reject God rn then he'll reject you into Heaven. Repent and turn to Jesus
The executive skills of Jimmy Carter combined with the dexterity of Gerald Ford. He cant lose
People don’t realize he actually died. A stunt double is carrying on the poor dead bastards legacy
he didn’t just crash his bike, he even crashed his country
Ok too far man we’re just here for some laughs
Still better than racist Trump the worst president in the history of the USA
Joe Biden will be the President three years on
January 20, 2024
How so? The economy’s doing well despite what you get fed on fox
Nailed it.
He saw a little girl he wanted to sniff and got ahead of himself.
funny thing is it you watch the whole video it's true haha
Absolutely I believe that
Lmfaoooo
😁
Trump is worse.
The next day, during his speech, Gravity take the top spot, over "wHyt SuPraMCy", as the biggest threat to America
Joe Biden vs Trump 📉📉📉
Joe Biden vs Gravity 📈📈📈
“Hello and welcome to standing up school”
“Aaannd you failed!”
Underrated comment😂
Is this asdf movie reference?
@@harkplayz why yes it is.
@@harkplayz what else would it be?
ASDF!!!!!!!
"This could be his GC over"
I'm unfamiliar with this reference, could you fill me in so I can get the full comedic impact of this video?
Explain please
GC is general classification, overall winner in bike racing stage races.
@@joshbingaman2334 ah, i get it now. Thanks you!
He will focus on stage victory then
I've always thought those pedals are the most dangerous and stupid things ever invented 😂
How they Choose him over Trump for presidency
He was so happy leaving the bike, the moment he realized he's stuck the smile gone
Needs to trade in the bicycle for Tricycle One ... 😮😮😮
Everyone laughing at him. Let's see Donald Trump on a bike.
“Your enemy can’t know what you’re doing if you don’t know what you’re doing”
-Sun Tzu, probably
That was an American who said that
😄
I read this in Russian voice 😂
"Your enemy can´t know what you´re doing if they don´t know shit"
-Common Sense, obviously
For those who don’t know, there’s a full version of this from another perspective. The moment he gets up, he walks right over to a little girl in the crowd. No, I am *not* joking.
Oh
🧍🏽♀️💀
💀
Nah
💀
Being a cyclist, watching this is painful extremely agonizing
Look at the first person in the USA 😂😂
Bidens such a down to earth kind of guy
He is well grounded
Gravity loves Biden
@@amitavasengupta5580his number one supporter 🤣
I am 100% sure the secret service members inside the car are laughing their Ass of as they watch everything unfold.
Members is the wrong word mate. 😅 Rewrite. I know your native language is English
@workoutbasics2611 no that is very much right.
He forgot they took the training wheels off.
😂😂😂😂😂 The play by play commentary is what got me
This is perfect example of how this guy runs the country.
No. That would be Trump who couldn’t run the country. Trump refused to have a transition team because he didn’t want to spend the money; even though it would have come from donated campaign funds. Apparently he thinks campaign donations belong to him personally; he was caught screaming at Christie and Lewandowski that they were “stealing his money”. This is why multiple US Government agencies didn’t see anyone from the Trump Administration for months; and when they did, the teams sent consisted of junior staffers who went around telling everyone they were stupid and didn’t know anything about the agencies they were overseeing. Imagine some kid telling the experts at the Department of Energy they were dumb and didn’t know anything about nuclear energy or technology. Yeah. That happened. Trump’s entire administration was a fly by the seat of the pants mess with no direction, policy, or order.
Why do you think Trump was putting out Executive Orders that constantly got overturned in court? They just created whatever they wanted without even sending them to get looked over by the legal departments or any other government agencies. Trump thought he could just rule by decree. He||, they didn’t even bother with spell checking! His EOs had multiple spelling and grammar mistakes. That should tell you something right there; it was a disorganized mess.
By contrast, Biden had over 2000 people already lined up to fill positions well before the inauguration and had plans already devised. Biden’s been through this rodeo before and knows what he’s doing. Trump was a hot mess from day one.
No wonder the stock market keeps falling
didnt trump add 3 trillion dollars to debt
his foot was stuck he had no time to do anything lmao
@@dude_indeed_on_the_internet possibly, however it would be heavily offset by the fact that the economy was freaking insanely good under his administration
To be fair, Dr. Jill had just taken off the training wheels two weeks earlier.😁
He rode fine,then he stopped and things went to shit
@@birdmcturd1626 Kinda like the time he fell UP the airplane steps! 😅
Its an easy mistake. I've done that as a young, healthy woman.
The way his smile faded 💀
This is probably the most understandable/relatable fuckup Big Joe's made
Yeah
He was sleep-cycling
It's a real pain in the ass trying to get off of a bike when your leg goes numb
I've got two words for you.
Made. In. America.
This is a perfect example of how Biden's presidency is going.
Haha! You really have a great sense of humor.
Biden…..damned, who took my training wheels off!?
Ppppjajru
I bet the Secret Service had to push Joe a little way before he could get going by himself.
They had to take his training wheels off first
@@FctHvn They left the training diaper on though.
@@davidjudd951 oh yeah. Always gotta leave the diaper on Joe. You never know if, or more like when he’ll have an accident as he usually does 🤣
Bahahahhaaaaa AHHHH you win the comments brother!!!.....Come onnnn Joe....come onnnn...LOOK..Your doing it aww by your self...yaayyy
Bro sounds like he’s describing a Fortnite 1v1
In fairness, Donald Trump literally doesn’t know how to ride a bike!
The commentary is spot on! 🤣
"rides for the United States of America - leader of that team" had me laughing my ass off. This clip is pure gold (no pun intended).
and the usofa let it supreme lider felt to the ground. and on top of that u laugh about hem
wat a respect for you flag
Where is the pun in saying the clip is pure gold?
@@gh3meister gold medal
Erik Cartman was there!..."" 😂🤣😭🤦
Him and Kamala Harris need to go hand gliding together😂
Gas prices got him riding bike too 💀
Edit: TYSM FOR THE LIKES IVE NEVER HAD 1K LIKES BEFORE! 🥹🥹💖💖💖💖
Lolll 😂😂😂
Yeah biden owns every ounce of gas in the world... he must be pretty powerful
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It’s his fault too😂
@@perico6969 ik! 🤣😂
I'm pretty sure he was eyeing a little girl in the crowd and totally forgot he was on a bike.
😂😂😂😂😂
AHAHA
I wish I were joking
@@tidepride86 0_0
All his other senses started failing as he instinctively went straight into sniff mode 😂
Meth is a hell of a drug
Lincoln had John Wilkes Booth, Kennedy had Lee Harvey Oswald, Joe has bike pedals and stairs
DANG BRO THE GAS PRICES GOT BIDEN RIDING A BIKE
It's not like he is the only president who fucked up the gas prices
I love that he’s wearing the cheapest pair of Home Depot gloves lol
better that than $200 gloves paid by taxpayers.
@@oliviersavard8676 lol cheap ass
@@oliviersavard8676 Joe is a millionaire
@@timisunder1404 To become rich, watch your expenses. Paul Getty III put it like "You don´t become rich by large incomes, but by small expenses". Rgr
@@borano2031 Wish he thought that way when he's running the country. We are hemorrhaging money faster than stores during the BLM 'peaceful protests' or drugstores that don't prosecute shoplifting, or free healthcare in combination with open borders.
i feel bad for joe the most
Dementia suffers actual have it easy compared those around them. In this case the American people are suffering.
When he fell down I feel like Carl from the aquateenhungerforce when he said just stay down there
Falling almost as fast as his approval rating. 🤡🤡
This is why I‘m still on youtube. This channel is pure gold
in youtube?
@@D0nKeY on…
@@D0nKeY of*
@@D0nKeY is
Clearly not fit to run a country. He can’t even stay on a bike