They robbed the bank with a tape recorder 🫢

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @orangdotpng
    @orangdotpng 6 месяцев назад +77672

    "Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat" Man I gotta use that line at my next bank robbery

    • @WellWisdom.
      @WellWisdom. 6 месяцев назад

      If you need some goons... do not contact me. I don't want to be I any three letter agency's radar.

    • @ric6611
      @ric6611 6 месяцев назад +3413

      I tried it in mine and it was a banger, everyone clapped.

    • @mt15v6
      @mt15v6 6 месяцев назад +851

      Try to rob swiss bank with this line and see what happens.😂😂

    • @scorpion123210
      @scorpion123210 6 месяцев назад +200

      @police

    • @Dolani16
      @Dolani16 6 месяцев назад +273

      ​@@mt15v6you'd have more holes in you than swiss cheese?

  • @MrAntiKnowledge
    @MrAntiKnowledge 6 месяцев назад +58390

    That he had "you seem honest and obedient" prerecorded is wild.

    • @xscaviarenzero1400
      @xscaviarenzero1400 6 месяцев назад +2380

      and submisiuive

    • @caxhr64
      @caxhr64 6 месяцев назад +2739

      All he has to do is scan the room, find which one he thinks that message applies to

    • @woveeh
      @woveeh 6 месяцев назад +1458

      Having most of what he said prerecorded was already wild enough 💀

    • @Schizosays
      @Schizosays 6 месяцев назад +300

      Freakrobbers

    • @iopener919
      @iopener919 6 месяцев назад +632

      They also had “are you certain of this response?” “we will accept this response” just imagine the negative versions..

  • @Satisfyinglyend
    @Satisfyinglyend 6 месяцев назад +94707

    „Youre testicles will be removed“
    „Alright there’s 7 people in the back I was just playing“

    • @ispeakfluentsarcasm1032
      @ispeakfluentsarcasm1032 6 месяцев назад +1642

      Then you got smoked instead

    • @dionagona8205
      @dionagona8205 6 месяцев назад

      @@ispeakfluentsarcasm1032better than getting your balls removed with a knife

    • @ethanethanethawhipwhorp
      @ethanethanethawhipwhorp 6 месяцев назад

      @@ispeakfluentsarcasm1032better than having your sperm creator removed

    • @GoodBoyGoneDad
      @GoodBoyGoneDad 6 месяцев назад +1520

      For reals. Are there any employees in the back?
      I don't know. Maybe. We can send someone to check.

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 6 месяцев назад +795

      ​@@GoodBoyGoneDadbest answer I'm sorry but money that ain't mine ain't worth the family jewels

  • @katlynumba514
    @katlynumba514 4 месяца назад +4244

    Debra Morgan really tried telling the fellow bank workers to not mess with professional criminals 😂

    • @JayBreeze_WCUE
      @JayBreeze_WCUE 3 месяца назад +50

      I was looking for this comment lmao

    • @mr.slayer6266
      @mr.slayer6266 3 месяца назад +89

      I can't believe recruit was the bay harbor butcher

    • @heritagearrowheads2082
      @heritagearrowheads2082 3 месяца назад +2

      O

    • @heritagearrowheads2082
      @heritagearrowheads2082 3 месяца назад +15

      Wow thank God the clip ended here, I was at the back👀

    • @DonAlfonso63
      @DonAlfonso63 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@heritagearrowheads2082😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Verdect0
    @Verdect0 7 месяцев назад +152255

    Damn Recruit really switched sides 😔

    • @tomato_sauce_gaming2986
      @tomato_sauce_gaming2986 7 месяцев назад +4095

      seige player in the wild

    • @josephjack4365
      @josephjack4365 7 месяцев назад +2294

      Hello fellow siege players

    • @PL.GoldenBagieta
      @PL.GoldenBagieta 7 месяцев назад +364

      Id do to

    • @Hxlyn
      @Hxlyn 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@josephjack4365hello there

    • @mustang0243
      @mustang0243 6 месяцев назад +621

      Recruit cant stand what UBI was doing so he changed sides😂

  • @seamusmcarthur666
    @seamusmcarthur666 6 месяцев назад +18498

    I find it hilalrious that the dude has enough time to type out an SOS but not enough time to click the send button lol

    • @TheindBOROG
      @TheindBOROG 6 месяцев назад +743

      Right?? What a goober 😂

    • @Ankylosau
      @Ankylosau 6 месяцев назад +1058

      Idk why you would want law enforcement involved. then ur a hostage. Let them go on their way and deal with it later

    • @David-Austin97
      @David-Austin97 6 месяцев назад +47

      What’s the of this movie please???

    • @Sawta
      @Sawta 6 месяцев назад +136

      Dude should have known his keyboard shortcuts! Ctrl+Enter = send email.

    • @Sawta
      @Sawta 6 месяцев назад +44

      @@David-Austin97 Dragged Across Concrete

  • @PieInTheSky-ly3jb
    @PieInTheSky-ly3jb 6 месяцев назад +16206

    Recruit really went off the deep end after they added striker and sentry 💀

    • @petros5155
      @petros5155 6 месяцев назад +160

      He needed the money

    • @baconncheese9561
      @baconncheese9561 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@petros5155lmao

    • @collinmclain6185
      @collinmclain6185 6 месяцев назад

      Unemployment is a bastard

    • @capolean2902
      @capolean2902 6 месяцев назад +92

      he joined the payday crew

    • @TroglodyteIQ
      @TroglodyteIQ 6 месяцев назад +15

      Nah he got sent to do this while striker and sentry were doing their thing.

  • @redeemable8741
    @redeemable8741 4 месяца назад +347

    "Your testicles will be removed"
    "7 in the back, 3 of them are armed and waiting for an opening to fire at you guys"

  • @RehanRC
    @RehanRC 6 месяцев назад +8730

    Guy Dressed like a hotdog: "You. You seem honest and obedient."

    • @AgrievousSpooks
      @AgrievousSpooks 6 месяцев назад +72

      a hotdog???

    • @pump4078
      @pump4078 6 месяцев назад +95

      It could’ve been anyone

    • @thealpacalypseisnear
      @thealpacalypseisnear 6 месяцев назад +45

      I think you should leave

    • @kevinmartin2318
      @kevinmartin2318 6 месяцев назад

      @@thealpacalypseisnear If I was a big ol’ guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me??.. or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, aaaand back

    • @garyw9108
      @garyw9108 6 месяцев назад +3

      Johnny Sins?

  • @ashleyharrison
    @ashleyharrison 6 месяцев назад +9556

    Robber: "Your testicles will be removed..."
    Manager: "Ha Ha! Jokes on you! The bank took them years ago"

    • @survivingbehindliberallines
      @survivingbehindliberallines 6 месяцев назад +76

      You mean the wife took them years ago. LOL

    • @UmarFarukS985
      @UmarFarukS985 6 месяцев назад +51

      They (the robbers) actually did remove his balls 💀

    • @monsterstereos1836
      @monsterstereos1836 6 месяцев назад +7

      I'm non-binary.

    • @NGK-EchoYT
      @NGK-EchoYT 6 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@monsterstereos1836 I mean good for you, but what does that add to the discussion 🤔

    • @TheTrueDemonKing
      @TheTrueDemonKing 6 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@monsterstereos1836 that doesn't exist

  • @OlulakinAkindele
    @OlulakinAkindele 5 месяцев назад +2622

    "Do not prioritize money, over having a heartbeat" very generous words and advice. I will say thanks to dat

    • @potbird5401
      @potbird5401 4 месяца назад +3

      Dat?

    • @prettygood476
      @prettygood476 4 месяца назад +3

      but arent they doing the same thing, risking their lives for money?

    • @lilshadow999e
      @lilshadow999e 4 месяца назад

      @@potbird5401 it’s another way of saying “that”

    • @potbird5401
      @potbird5401 4 месяца назад +2

      @@lilshadow999e i dont understand, why not just say (that) instead of replacing *th* with *d*, I mean it dont bother me, i just dont understand why anyone would want to replace perfectly usable, known and established already short words and turn them into things like (finna, Bussin) the two that honestly create in me feelings of disgust and ...something else... rage? spite? pity? worry? .... a mix of them all?

    • @symbolofhope903
      @symbolofhope903 4 месяца назад

      ​@@potbird5401that's just how they talk

  • @MiluxF1
    @MiluxF1 2 месяца назад +23

    I can't believe Deb was the bank robbers the entire time

  • @Chris.Official1998
    @Chris.Official1998 6 месяцев назад +13252

    “Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat”
    Sheesh I know i wouldnt 😅

    • @samuelmmmk181
      @samuelmmmk181 6 месяцев назад +57

      Pfft, money gets you a new heart anyway

    • @phantomfacefinal7735
      @phantomfacefinal7735 6 месяцев назад

      @@samuelmmmk181Say that if you ever lose yours!

    • @Llbeanlover123Llbean
      @Llbeanlover123Llbean 6 месяцев назад +118

      Says the robbers priotizing money over having a heart beat

    • @miniatuurautootje
      @miniatuurautootje 6 месяцев назад

      @@Llbeanlover123Llbeandumbass trying to be a smartass

    • @BETA00009
      @BETA00009 6 месяцев назад +10

      @l.a1532: So that means less motivation. Also they still have a heart beat to lose. Thankfully it’s a movie so it’s going to go their way.

  • @Anonymous-tx1in
    @Anonymous-tx1in 5 месяцев назад +13303

    the movie name is "Dragged Across Concrete" for anyone wondering

  • @mrwolf9897
    @mrwolf9897 6 месяцев назад +2560

    That one dude thought he was the main character 💀

    • @bantz-ke1eq
      @bantz-ke1eq 6 месяцев назад +15

      fr

    • @CaptainEarls
      @CaptainEarls 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@bantz-ke1eqhe French?

    • @bloody_bill252
      @bloody_bill252 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@CaptainEarls fr mean for real

    • @dinkopausic6357
      @dinkopausic6357 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@CaptainEarls Yes it's Thierry Henry

    • @CaptainEarls
      @CaptainEarls 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@bloody_bill252 I know but I refuse to be so Gen Z that I use internationally understood abbreviation for a country/language for a slang. Dumb fight to take, but I'm willing to take. The boomer in me is coming out

  • @therodriguezfam7545
    @therodriguezfam7545 4 месяца назад +11

    He said don’t prioritize money over having a heartbeat but aint you robbing a bank😂

  • @UncleDrewRBX
    @UncleDrewRBX 6 месяцев назад +34252

    The woman that got shot didn't actually want to go to work that day, because she wanted to stay home with her newborn baby😢

    • @MUSA-nl5ye
      @MUSA-nl5ye 6 месяцев назад +340

      What is the name of this movie please

    • @ohno2558
      @ohno2558 6 месяцев назад

      dragged across concrete ​@@MUSA-nl5ye

    • @kiwidervorgel1314
      @kiwidervorgel1314 6 месяцев назад

      Its a netflix show called Money Heist​@@MUSA-nl5ye

    • @his0126
      @his0126 6 месяцев назад +172

      Por q se arriesgo si tenia un bebe recien nacido?

    • @ilizv
      @ilizv 6 месяцев назад +616

      ​@@his0126how could she tell that this bakk would be robbed 💀

  • @VespKata
    @VespKata 5 месяцев назад +2496

    So that's where Jacket went after Payday 2.

    • @lasagna4life4ever
      @lasagna4life4ever 4 месяца назад +8

      Lmao

    • @Lee_sooyeon123
      @Lee_sooyeon123 4 месяца назад +6

      Hmm I guess yeah but reference??

    • @joshuavelazco4382
      @joshuavelazco4382 4 месяца назад +55

      ​@@Lee_sooyeon123 jacket uses a tape recorder to communicate. jacket is the playable in hot line Miami and payday 2

    • @kevinlockwood5384
      @kevinlockwood5384 4 месяца назад +26

      Average sociopath build

    • @MCPlayz1234
      @MCPlayz1234 4 месяца назад +40

      Please pay attention, you will be happy to know you are victims of a robbery! Do not be alarmed, we will take the banks money, your savings are insured by the federal government. Please consider your loved ones, remain calm and quiet and your survival is assured

  • @bIuecap
    @bIuecap 6 месяцев назад +7775

    “Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat”
    -Guy robbing a bank

    • @zackoric2423
      @zackoric2423 6 месяцев назад +41

      loooooooooooooooooool

    • @matthewxavier8067
      @matthewxavier8067 6 месяцев назад +61

      Dude wasn’t robbing a bank, obviously just challenging him to a dance off.

    • @rahulsudattkamble434
      @rahulsudattkamble434 6 месяцев назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @unfinishedsente
      @unfinishedsente 6 месяцев назад +3

      was thinking the same thing.. jesus christ.. hollywood ftw..

    • @FitnessConnect
      @FitnessConnect 6 месяцев назад +1

      LOL 🤣

  • @connorg5112
    @connorg5112 3 месяца назад +381

    Who else is immensely ***annoyed*** at the asinine dude trying to pressure the chick to further risk her life by sending that message???

    • @amplifydamge775
      @amplifydamge775 2 месяца назад +27

      that dude has zero balls and avoids accountability on just about anything.

    • @bautiblack3228
      @bautiblack3228 2 месяца назад +18

      The one who told her to send it was because she was the only one allowed to do so, everyone else would be executed if they made a move, even afterward, the man tried to send it himself seeing that the girl refused.

    • @NoskNetorareMaster
      @NoskNetorareMaster 2 месяца назад

      He typed all that the moment they entered
      He didn't manage to complete it and send it
      Plus when she's handcuffing her hand isn't seen
      Are you genuinely dense or just stupid?

    • @arde0912
      @arde0912 2 месяца назад +1

      Me

    • @CorpseLdeggit
      @CorpseLdeggit 2 месяца назад

      ​@@bautiblack3228He had the time to write an SOS message

  • @Anakin_Skywalker01
    @Anakin_Skywalker01 6 месяцев назад +5095

    Dexter's sister really do be getting into the worst situations 😂

    • @vilmosrost8881
      @vilmosrost8881 6 месяцев назад +60

      I was thinking the same thing😂

    • @Karl_Marksman
      @Karl_Marksman 6 месяцев назад +74

      robbers think Dexters sister is honest and obedient lol

    • @IanBPPK
      @IanBPPK 6 месяцев назад +39

      Dammit Deborah!

    • @blackcowboy1648
      @blackcowboy1648 6 месяцев назад +4

      On god

    • @Andrew-oo1jt
      @Andrew-oo1jt 6 месяцев назад +8

      she lost her hands in this, she got shot standing to close to that guy

  • @UnchainedLiving
    @UnchainedLiving 6 месяцев назад +7355

    Movie: Dragged across concrete. Great movie. Some of the raw and brutal action scenes you’ll ever see

    • @dt_denii
      @dt_denii 6 месяцев назад +23

      YESSSS

    • @txvfik
      @txvfik 6 месяцев назад +14

      netflix?

    • @BT64746
      @BT64746 6 месяцев назад +42

      thank you pookie

    • @gagegreen8994
      @gagegreen8994 6 месяцев назад +23

      Yeah this one sat with me a while

    • @henrysly5452
      @henrysly5452 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂​@@BT64746

  • @mercce6750
    @mercce6750 6 месяцев назад +5635

    Bro think he's Jacket in Payday 2.

    • @BraveMushroom
      @BraveMushroom 6 месяцев назад +111

      @@GeorgeHwick who hurt you? it's just a comment.

    • @BulletproofTruck
      @BulletproofTruck 6 месяцев назад +17

      Why are people saying jacket from payday tho? Ain’t he a chicken??

    • @GeorgeHwick
      @GeorgeHwick 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@BraveMushroom who hurt you to the point you are crying about it?😂

    • @DsksMfkr
      @DsksMfkr 6 месяцев назад +35

      @@GeorgeHwick bro thinks he is a real person and not a bot

    • @MuteFromSiege
      @MuteFromSiege 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@BulletproofTruckJacket is a killer so it fits

  • @scoopy187
    @scoopy187 4 месяца назад +32

    Employee of the month ladies and gentlemen

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 6 месяцев назад +1552

    "Send. It."
    "Fuck. No."

    • @Siguema
      @Siguema 6 месяцев назад +14

      why she wouldnt thats what im wondering

    • @MisterK9739
      @MisterK9739 6 месяцев назад

      @@Siguema because it got her shot?? I‘m not gonna put my life on the line to save some money… especially if it‘s not even mine

    • @Michaelb1577
      @Michaelb1577 6 месяцев назад +83

      @@Siguemabecause they can tell there are people watching from each corner that’s why they shot i think

    • @Eskey__
      @Eskey__ 6 месяцев назад +129

      @@Siguema
      Banks have insurance and they can afford to take a loss. The banks don’t really care about their employees or customers. Plus the bank robbers are pretty professional and are probably keeping a very close eye on every single person and everyone’s movements. Why risk your life of someone’s life over something that’s monetary?

    • @Megaspy101
      @Megaspy101 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@Eskey__ i believe the guy was trying to save everyone not protect the banks money.

  • @cherrysprite2932
    @cherrysprite2932 6 месяцев назад +1201

    I think he prioritized money over having a heart beat

  • @hammerhead7395
    @hammerhead7395 7 месяцев назад +5767

    Jacket from payday

    • @AR_KILLER-tf5te
      @AR_KILLER-tf5te 6 месяцев назад +32

      I was about to say that.

    • @Cowboykris-1
      @Cowboykris-1 6 месяцев назад +10

      Yea lol

    • @JustSomeGuy49
      @JustSomeGuy49 6 месяцев назад +90

      Jacket is actually from Hotline Miami, but is a dlc in payday
      Edit: This isn't a smartass comment, and I am very aware of the fact that Jacket died and the fact that the tape recorder isn't from HM.

    • @damm1t_b0bby
      @damm1t_b0bby 6 месяцев назад +49

      @@JustSomeGuy49this is the jacket payday tho, the tape recorder

    • @mr_shadow0-1
      @mr_shadow0-1 6 месяцев назад

      @@AR_KILLER-tf5te yeah no u didn’t

  • @2KSKree
    @2KSKree 4 месяца назад +5

    “Your testicals will be removed”
    “IS ANYBODY BAK HERE DAWG😢”

  • @outrider8569
    @outrider8569 6 месяцев назад +1060

    Jacket really rocking that recruit fit

    • @cobbomusic
      @cobbomusic 6 месяцев назад +41

      siege and hotline miami reference!!!!!

    • @dishon5924
      @dishon5924 6 месяцев назад +40

      And Payday 2

    • @cobbomusic
      @cobbomusic 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@dishon5924 yes

    • @johnk.7523
      @johnk.7523 6 месяцев назад +17

      Hotline Miami x Payday = platinum crossover material.

    • @good_hoonter_percy
      @good_hoonter_percy 6 месяцев назад +8

      man I was looking for a payday 2 reference lul

  • @ncob12
    @ncob12 6 месяцев назад +992

    Damn, recruit really let himself down after he was fired

    • @lonetrap
      @lonetrap 6 месяцев назад +5

      Im surprised he didn't set barbed wire by the entrance.

    • @ncob12
      @ncob12 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@lonetrap he also should've brought prox alarms so he can know if any cops come

  • @marcinsarnicki6375
    @marcinsarnicki6375 6 месяцев назад +532

    In real life: "I don't have a recorded response to this answer"

    • @ghostmkc4045
      @ghostmkc4045 6 месяцев назад +12

      well irl, you can just use ai to do it. or keep it old school with a voice changer

    • @G4Cinemas
      @G4Cinemas 6 месяцев назад

      @@ghostmkc4045🤓

  • @user-sunshine001
    @user-sunshine001 2 месяца назад +1

    "If you are mistaken, you testicles will be removed" You didn't have to do him like that dawg 😭🙏

  • @ex0r3t43
    @ex0r3t43 6 месяцев назад +5840

    Jacket's voicelines in payday 2:

    • @itsjusttt_Solar
      @itsjusttt_Solar 6 месяцев назад +44

      Jacket has more of a softer tone of voice

    • @bluevessalius7310
      @bluevessalius7310 5 месяцев назад +11

      Badger reference right ?

    • @itsjusttt_Solar
      @itsjusttt_Solar 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@bluevessalius7310 it's payday 2 but yep

    • @Tega_Mroll
      @Tega_Mroll 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@bluevessalius7310no it's a payday reference

    • @ex0r3t43
      @ex0r3t43 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@bluevessalius7310 payday 2 reference

  • @Djangis_Music
    @Djangis_Music 6 месяцев назад +2291

    You’re trying to tell me that guard managed to type out that whole message but couldn’t press send?

    • @FlexxFlixx7
      @FlexxFlixx7  6 месяцев назад +291

      Fr 😂

    • @Jcbrickbuild
      @Jcbrickbuild 6 месяцев назад +21

      @@FlexxFlixx7what movie 😅

    • @peterkolesar4020
      @peterkolesar4020 6 месяцев назад +89

      if you look closely he didnt finish it. Theres "SEND POLI"

    • @Diarmuid056
      @Diarmuid056 6 месяцев назад +57

      I mean that’s enough to not need to finish typing, you can still send

    • @Eskey__
      @Eskey__ 6 месяцев назад

      @@peterkolesar4020
      Ahh. He was typing Uber eats for some pozole.

  • @seymy4362
    @seymy4362 6 месяцев назад +1115

    MOVIE IS NAMED : DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE

    • @cuanhunter1969
      @cuanhunter1969 6 месяцев назад +15

      Thanks

    • @Akuma_Zero
      @Akuma_Zero 6 месяцев назад +58

      Thank you I block ever one of these types of Chanels that don't post the name of the show

    • @MQ9091
      @MQ9091 6 месяцев назад +2

      Thanks 🙏🏼

    • @AngelerFils
      @AngelerFils 6 месяцев назад

      Ty 😊

    • @tommywright2487
      @tommywright2487 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Akuma_Zerohow do you block a channel on youtube?

  • @echoevault
    @echoevault 6 месяцев назад +204

    Name of the movie: Dragged across Concrete. Insanely good movie kinda confusing and hard to follow but if you have a good attention span it’s really interesting

    • @KingDaemonX
      @KingDaemonX 4 месяца назад +7

      The movie is crazy and the crazy part was she didn’t want to go to work that day

    • @echoevault
      @echoevault 4 месяца назад +2

      @@KingDaemonX exactly

    • @KingDaemonX
      @KingDaemonX 4 месяца назад +3

      @@echoevaultit was emotional cause she just had a baby too

    • @warrioreon11
      @warrioreon11 2 месяца назад

      Its really nit hard to follow... like at all

  • @animewatchinrobo
    @animewatchinrobo 5 месяцев назад +229

    im just imagining them having to plan their bank robbing choreography because they prerecorded their audio😭😭

  • @DogForever-vn9yx
    @DogForever-vn9yx 6 месяцев назад +646

    Damn finally a group of actually smart and organized criminals that do everything in their power to not get identified afterwards.

    • @killerhellhound
      @killerhellhound 6 месяцев назад

      @@saffierdragonbark8037 Adding a dozen counts of murder is going to make the manhunt much worse afterwards.

    • @DeathDiety365
      @DeathDiety365 6 месяцев назад

      murder adds more years. not worth​@@saffierdragonbark8037

    • @nidietayt6447
      @nidietayt6447 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@saffierdragonbark8037
      But they Don't want to ruin their lives killing people, right?
      They will Never be Peaceful again....

    • @assassin_5656
      @assassin_5656 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@saffierdragonbark8037dispose of what?

    • @helo8091
      @helo8091 6 месяцев назад

      @@saffierdragonbark8037this is one of my favorite crime movies

  • @Acielos
    @Acielos 4 месяца назад +8

    I wouldn't have live, i would have laughed as soon as he pulled out that recording.😅

  • @Ralyx0
    @Ralyx0 6 месяцев назад +397

    "Handcuff every single person here." Well if you insist. *Handcuffs the robbers.*

  • @Aproxymous
    @Aproxymous 6 месяцев назад +244

    Dexters sister be playing hella government roles 😂

    • @okurcute
      @okurcute 6 месяцев назад +7

      she's just got that look, like how Jason Bateman always plays businessmen

    • @TheFirstborn70
      @TheFirstborn70 6 месяцев назад

      Hmmmmmmm

  • @Creym464
    @Creym464 6 месяцев назад +620

    Not the testicle remover 😭

    • @J.Bulla.Music.Official
      @J.Bulla.Music.Official 6 месяцев назад +6

      I hate that thing 🙄

    • @Randomcatontheinternet
      @Randomcatontheinternet 6 месяцев назад +3

      It hurts girls more than

    • @Frankjallan
      @Frankjallan 6 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah but it doesn’t even have a splash guard on it so it’ll ruin his black turtleneck if he has to use it. Total amateur move!

    • @siema14123
      @siema14123 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Randomcatontheinternet this knife is useless on girls

    • @Randomcatontheinternet
      @Randomcatontheinternet 6 месяцев назад

      @@siema14123 it’s not, you can take of the clitoris

  • @NicolasJACK-son
    @NicolasJACK-son 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro had time to type out that long ass email address, bro even had a subject header and perfect punctuation but didn’t have time to type “CE” and click send 😭😂

  • @edwardochavez2564
    @edwardochavez2564 6 месяцев назад +455

    jacket became a recruit

  • @Dosylaz
    @Dosylaz 6 месяцев назад +1423

    If the email was addressed to the police, why didn't he send the email instead of trying to write "SEND POLICE". Who did he think they were going to send, the ghostbusters? 😂

    • @MrRecapOnYoutube
      @MrRecapOnYoutube 6 месяцев назад +3

      lol

    • @DesertShade
      @DesertShade 6 месяцев назад +33

      The "send Police" wasnt for her it was for the Person who gets the Mail 😂😂

    • @Dosylaz
      @Dosylaz 6 месяцев назад +34

      @@DesertShade
      That's what I said, the "person" was the police department

    • @ornical9472
      @ornical9472 6 месяцев назад +23

      Now the police wondering "who's Poli?"

    • @Nalianna
      @Nalianna 6 месяцев назад +18

      obviously, not. you don't email the ghostbusters, you call them ;)

  • @nottherealslimshady6754
    @nottherealslimshady6754 6 месяцев назад +706

    “Please, exercise caution when aggravating my temper”

    • @ThiccBoi420
      @ThiccBoi420 6 месяцев назад +25

      "I don't think that's supposed to go there"

    • @Mophony
      @Mophony 6 месяцев назад +12

      "What a lovely day, right?"

    • @randymoss8771
      @randymoss8771 6 месяцев назад +2

      My favorite line from bro😂

    • @Gameknight-wt5lj
      @Gameknight-wt5lj 6 месяцев назад +8

      Jacket the chicken man the best sociopath to have on your team for bank robbing

    • @CheeseAndCrackers_
      @CheeseAndCrackers_ 6 месяцев назад +1

      ARMS OUTSTRETCHED

  • @lmfaoooòoooooooóoooo
    @lmfaoooòoooooooóoooo 4 месяца назад +21

    Using a pre recorded message is high key genius

    • @Kobekola
      @Kobekola 3 месяца назад +4

      Not really cause you have to make all your answers very general. "Are there any employees in the back", "Are you certain of this response?"
      meanwhile if he had said "I don't know" the "If you are mistaken" line wouldn't have made sense.
      just assuming the audio clips have to be played linearly

    • @lmfaoooòoooooooóoooo
      @lmfaoooòoooooooóoooo 3 месяца назад

      @@Kobekola I'm sure their intelligent enough to think for a response to that

  • @timbo240
    @timbo240 6 месяцев назад +923

    Bank robbers are not serial killers, they just want the money. how dumb you got to be to get in their way. It's not your money and the bank is insured, imagine trying to be a hero and dying for a bank

    • @DayBreaky
      @DayBreaky 5 месяцев назад +90

      Ive seen this movie they’re 100% serial killers lmfao

    • @wizzedcam
      @wizzedcam 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@DayBreakywhat movie is this?

    • @gammainc1666
      @gammainc1666 5 месяцев назад +42

      They are 100% psychotic serial killers in this movie.

    • @gammainc1666
      @gammainc1666 5 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@wizzedcamDragged Across Concrete (2019)

    • @donstrong9195
      @donstrong9195 5 месяцев назад +27

      Hes talkin bout actual robbers not da guys in dis movie

  • @monkeeatbanan6524
    @monkeeatbanan6524 5 месяцев назад +37

    The distorted pre-recorded audio for a robbery is actually brilliant

  • @Not_Puro
    @Not_Puro 6 месяцев назад +104

    Jacket in payday 2 moment

  • @ShySkyz1919
    @ShySkyz1919 2 месяца назад

    "Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat."
    Is the smartest thing ever.

  • @revivednecromancer4751
    @revivednecromancer4751 6 месяцев назад +489

    They out here thinking their Jacket in Payday from Hotline Miami

    • @MADX2121
      @MADX2121 6 месяцев назад +1

      To be fair he actually has lines in payday and relates to this scenario.

    • @BulletproofTruck
      @BulletproofTruck 6 месяцев назад +1

      Why jacket, I don’t get it?? Isn’t he a chicken?

    • @BulletproofTruck
      @BulletproofTruck 6 месяцев назад +1

      I’ve never played that game but I looked it up and he literally a chicken. He does have these goggles though

    • @revivednecromancer4751
      @revivednecromancer4751 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@BulletproofTruck in payday 2, he's a playable character, exclusive as well, and he uses a tape recorder with a female voice

    • @brother_sothoth
      @brother_sothoth 6 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@BulletproofTruckHes not a chicken. Jacket is the protagonist of Hotline Miami and a DLC character in Payday 2. He's a special forces vet contracted by a secret organisation to slaughter members of the russian mob. He's a ruthless, efficient and not very mentally stable killer. He wears animal masks to conceal his identity, the chicken one being the posterboy mask. In Payday 2, his character uses prerecorded lines on a tape recorder as voice lines because he does not speak.

  • @LordValorum
    @LordValorum 6 месяцев назад +1101

    Wait why they prepared "you seem honest and obedient

    • @elwey8557
      @elwey8557 6 месяцев назад +158

      Because I guess she did seem honest and obedient to follow instructions from the criminals

    • @b3nry47
      @b3nry47 6 месяцев назад +69

      ​@@elwey8557they're using a tape recorder

    • @Whiteout8878
      @Whiteout8878 6 месяцев назад +219

      ​@@b3nry47 they pre recorded the managers name, and they probably prepared it for someone they trusted and used those words for intimidation

    • @mbk0mbk
      @mbk0mbk 6 месяцев назад +63

      Trigger words , some people attacked and emotionally connected through words while some think what right decision to make in the moment

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 6 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@mbk0mbkFair. Hell, she didn't want to send out the message.

  • @rubynotexist
    @rubynotexist 6 месяцев назад +228

    Jacket from Payday changed his cosmetic to Recruit from r6 before Year 9 S2

  • @Josh-99
    @Josh-99 3 месяца назад +1

    The line about prioritizing your life over money is so true. I probably would have made it "Do not prioritize money that isn't even your over having a heartbeat."

  • @dannyb9904
    @dannyb9904 6 месяцев назад +437

    This is some jacket payday 2 behavior

    • @thatguydiego4333
      @thatguydiego4333 6 месяцев назад +12

      comment i was looking for

    • @cobwebinthecorner
      @cobwebinthecorner 6 месяцев назад +24

      *_"Please pay attention. You will be happy to know you are victims of a robbery."_*

    • @lateraltitan5gaming
      @lateraltitan5gaming 6 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao where do you think they payday got the idea lol most the heist in the game are and characters are based off movies and TV shows

    • @AdamAli-nh3li
      @AdamAli-nh3li 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@thatguydiego4333whats the series name

    • @thatguydiego4333
      @thatguydiego4333 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@AdamAli-nh3li Payday 2

  • @humayl4284
    @humayl4284 5 месяцев назад +88

    She was honest and obedient thou

    • @rh906
      @rh906 5 месяцев назад +7

      Which means 100% going down like a sheep.

    • @everinghall8622
      @everinghall8622 4 месяца назад

      ​@@rh906going down like a sheep would be trying some funny business over other people's money and getting shot.
      They'll just print more

    • @manchirokamabolarrybutzthe3rd
      @manchirokamabolarrybutzthe3rd 3 месяца назад +1

      She caused someone’s child to die bro

    • @hx5525
      @hx5525 3 месяца назад +2

      @@rh906She’s smart, let the robbers take the money and call the cops. If she sent the message, assuming cops get there fast enough, it would become a hostage situation. Now that’s stupid.

    • @hx5525
      @hx5525 3 месяца назад +1

      @@rh906She’s smart, let the robbers take the money and call the cops. If she sent the message, assuming cops get there fast enough, it would become a hostage situation. Now that’s stupid.

  • @JakShoShaco
    @JakShoShaco 6 месяцев назад +297

    "Bro didnt get recruited💀"

  • @mcnizar2478
    @mcnizar2478 2 месяца назад +1

    Imagine they played a wrong tape,
    It will be a moment "You Laugh, You Die".

  • @clem7542
    @clem7542 6 месяцев назад +27

    "Your testicles will be removed"
    Okay why does this feel like a fight club reference 😭

    • @Billy-bc8pk
      @Billy-bc8pk 6 месяцев назад +2

      They did it, too --

  • @XqxlI
    @XqxlI 6 месяцев назад +439

    movie name "dragged across concrete"

    • @Huey101Shots
      @Huey101Shots 6 месяцев назад +10

      Thanks

    • @WhiteCastle-vb5uq
      @WhiteCastle-vb5uq 6 месяцев назад +12

      Thanks you’re a legend

    • @adenjohnson940
      @adenjohnson940 6 месяцев назад +13

      Can confirm, I am the movie

    • @nostradamus7648
      @nostradamus7648 6 месяцев назад +5

      Debbie Does Dallas

    • @XqxlI
      @XqxlI 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@nostradamus7648 I SEARCHED IT UP BECAUSE I WAS CONFUSED😭

  • @pradeepmaharana912
    @pradeepmaharana912 6 месяцев назад +39

    If Deb is here, then Dexter is at backside

  • @buddinghp3235
    @buddinghp3235 3 месяца назад +1

    "Do not prioritise money over having a heartbeat"
    Thank god I'm broke.

  • @Shteven
    @Shteven 6 месяцев назад +167

    That guard has the situational awareness of a cabbage

    • @papabaer0572
      @papabaer0572 6 месяцев назад +1

      Pay peanuts...

    • @rh906
      @rh906 5 месяцев назад +2

      Not like it would have mattered.

  • @LaLiLuLeLoX
    @LaLiLuLeLoX 6 месяцев назад +11

    These robbers were brutal. They definitely prioritized money over heartbeats.

  • @hybriddecadence8679
    @hybriddecadence8679 5 месяцев назад +79

    Probably one of the most violent heist scenes ever.

    • @tylerdorkin4861
      @tylerdorkin4861 5 месяцев назад

      What, you serious how so?

    • @no1studios
      @no1studios 5 месяцев назад

      @@tylerdorkin4861oh yeah g, homie shoots off homegirls hand, she then pulls out a baby sock pleading they give it to her kid then dude just blasts her in the face. There’s a fat manager that says no one is in the back. The robbers say if he is lying they’ll cut off his balls. When the heist is over there is a quick shot of the bank window and you can see the manager bleeding from his crotch area

  • @stl3414
    @stl3414 2 месяца назад +1

    If Mr Edmington took that day off they are so back to the studio redoing that recording.

  • @Snakeshift
    @Snakeshift 6 месяцев назад +103

    But you're prioritising money over heartbeats

    • @strongman3355
      @strongman3355 6 месяцев назад +4

      Very smart 😂.

    • @jackbluehq6653
      @jackbluehq6653 6 месяцев назад +6

      Technically no but also yes

    • @kwocci3049
      @kwocci3049 6 месяцев назад +4

      But it is not *their* lives that are in danger.

    • @j_g9109
      @j_g9109 6 месяцев назад +1

      Not over _their own._

    • @antifurryfoundation55
      @antifurryfoundation55 6 месяцев назад +2

      Note he said “over having a heart beat” not “over a heartbeat”.

  • @GGPlex_
    @GGPlex_ 6 месяцев назад +66

    “Down. Get down.” -jacket

    • @SadChief
      @SadChief 6 месяцев назад

      Time to clean up the god damn city, vergil.

    • @RealRedB
      @RealRedB 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@SadChief i am the storm that is approaching

    • @MgTy-FM
      @MgTy-FM 6 месяцев назад

      Yoo what series it is ?

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven 6 месяцев назад +78

    You'd think they guy typing at the keyboard would've been singled out for his disobedience.

    • @sheilascott7807
      @sheilascott7807 6 месяцев назад +4

      He should have sent it instead of her

  • @Trollman008
    @Trollman008 17 дней назад +1

    bro think he's jacket😭🙏

  • @coldstar2035
    @coldstar2035 6 месяцев назад +102

    "alright gang, now get the thermal drill"

    • @itsleooX15
      @itsleooX15 6 месяцев назад

      THIS DRILL IS F#CKING WORTHLESS 😠😠😠😠🏦🏦🏦🏦🏦💰💰💰💰💰💰🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

    • @smellslikemusterd
      @smellslikemusterd 6 месяцев назад

      Payday to good

  • @Anarxur
    @Anarxur 6 месяцев назад +23

    Why does every firearm in every movie sound like a half empty gumball machine

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 6 месяцев назад +2

      because guns are freaking loud and you got people with eardrums on set that would like to keep hearing.
      Not to mention how you have to pay compensation for hearing loss.

    • @the_chains
      @the_chains 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@andrewgreeb916 well obviously they wouldnt use live firearms in the take, they would edit the audio and put it over the video in two completely separate environments. in audio design you never just record the item that makes that sound with the acoustics of the room its actually being filmed in. It would sound like complete ass. Most of the time it's not even the same kind of gun or sometimes its not even a gun at all that is used to make the sound effect. Especially suppressed weapons they have never sounded correct in a movie once. They are about 50000x louder than most people think.

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 6 месяцев назад

      Because Hollywood thinks silencers magically remove 80% of a gun's noise

    • @Anarxur
      @Anarxur 6 месяцев назад

      @@KaaneDragonShinobi I get that but then the slightest movement that isn't actually shooting still sounds like a 2 year old shaking a tin can full of coins

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 6 месяцев назад

      @@Anarxur Ohhhh right, guns rattling everytime they're jostled about in movies. Guess it's a sound design thing to make it sound richer to the ears? But can be an issue if the audio gets overproduced.

  • @UnregisteredUsername
    @UnregisteredUsername 5 месяцев назад +9

    bro thought he was gonna be a hero 😂

  • @Universal_Craftsman
    @Universal_Craftsman Месяц назад +1

    I agree with the people who say that you shouldn't try to prevent the robbery, even if they get away with the money, thats only half of the work done, they still have to launder it, which isn't that easy, and the chance is high that they make a mistake and get caught then.

  • @yRaven.
    @yRaven. 6 месяцев назад +51

    "you seem honest and obedient" and he was right, she literally protected the robbers.

    • @stephenpena7813
      @stephenpena7813 6 месяцев назад +13

      Shit most people wouldn't risk not going home to save the banks money. Fuck the bank lol they dont give a shit about you anyway 🤷🤷

    • @thescooterbrown
      @thescooterbrown 6 месяцев назад +7

      as much as I hate the idea of putting my life in criminals hands, there's no reason to die for a bank

    • @reymartchristiancruz526
      @reymartchristiancruz526 6 месяцев назад +3

      You be stpd enough to risk it. They already give the warning your heartbeat or risk it to a company

    • @mocha2259
      @mocha2259 6 месяцев назад +1

      fuck the bank you don’t get a cut for being a “hero”

    • @GEROKII
      @GEROKII 6 месяцев назад

      She was trying to protect the people in the bank that would have all been killed if police came through. We know this because they also said they would kill whoever made sudden movements

  • @ChillGuySammy
    @ChillGuySammy 7 месяцев назад +108

    Hey it's Deb!

    • @callumstanley9495
      @callumstanley9495 6 месяцев назад +2

      I’m so glad someone else said it I thought I was going crazy !!

    • @TeKawanaTapara
      @TeKawanaTapara 6 месяцев назад +2

      Dexter?

    • @kennytaco4474
      @kennytaco4474 6 месяцев назад +5

      Please don’t watch this movie for her performance. It’s fucking brutal and you will be upset. Not her acting, her character and what happens

  • @Trixxta6
    @Trixxta6 6 месяцев назад +24

    I thought it was a key and peele sketch and was waiting for the comedic punch😭

    • @snoiper-bp9vf
      @snoiper-bp9vf 2 месяца назад +1

      Tape runs out and they have to awkwardly wind it up again with the help of the bank manager.

  • @hansohasashi5093
    @hansohasashi5093 2 месяца назад +3

    14:20 the real name is SR-3 VIKHR. A russian submachine gun, that does exist irl. Pretty cool concept, im pretty sure its the same project as VSS abd AS Val
    14:40 yeah its true, its usually asociated with "Tri Bogatyirya"

  • @t0pclips811
    @t0pclips811 6 месяцев назад +70

    You know you’re twisted when you’re robbing a bank yet you understand at the same time that having a heartbeat is more important than having money

    • @bedeckt
      @bedeckt 6 месяцев назад +3

      but they have a way to get both so they dont need to ask themselves this question

    • @Homedepotorange
      @Homedepotorange 6 месяцев назад +2

      Who's the real twisted person though? The thief or the banker? Is there even a difference between the two?

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 6 месяцев назад

      @@Homedepotorange White collar criminals just steal this kind of money without directly holding people at gunpoint. But they usually get a few months in minsec or house arrest in their lavish mansions unless they're incredibly brazen and high profile, go figure.

  • @lukaT68
    @lukaT68 6 месяцев назад +265

    movie name for people he didn't check description - Dragged Across Concrete

    • @bangel5217
      @bangel5217 6 месяцев назад +3

      Thanks mate i didn't check either cause channels hardly put the name of the movie in the description

    • @el_bitchs
      @el_bitchs 6 месяцев назад

      Thanks

    • @TitusVirilius
      @TitusVirilius 6 месяцев назад

      um there isn't one without clicking the video

    • @bubbledog12
      @bubbledog12 6 месяцев назад

      @isonpoint three dots top right or you could press and hold on the video till it pops up

    • @xx_hdgamer57_xx61
      @xx_hdgamer57_xx61 6 месяцев назад

      Fuck, I'm stupid...
      W Comment anyway.

  • @aljoshilagan3204
    @aljoshilagan3204 6 месяцев назад +10

    When you're a theater kid first, bank robber second.
    You know you gotta have flair.

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 3 месяца назад

    Loved the abrupt cut at the end. Made it so much funnier for some reason.

  • @boxes_full
    @boxes_full 6 месяцев назад +46

    Now imagine if Mr edmington didn’t show up to work that day. All their plans would fall apart.

    • @FlexxFlixx7
      @FlexxFlixx7  6 месяцев назад +9

      And be would still have his peanuts

    • @AvocadoBawlz-Johnson
      @AvocadoBawlz-Johnson 6 месяцев назад

      They knew he would be there, as they had a delivery of gold bullion that day.

  • @madarauchiha4298
    @madarauchiha4298 5 месяцев назад +241

    The movie is called Dragged Against Concrete.

    • @respectseasoning944
      @respectseasoning944 5 месяцев назад +12

      U a real one

    • @GeneralEmoney
      @GeneralEmoney 5 месяцев назад +1

      Is that real 😮

    • @levayv
      @levayv 5 месяцев назад +5

      Thanks a lot
      PS. Across not Against 😂

    • @SavvyTy20
      @SavvyTy20 4 месяца назад

      @@respectseasoning944nbs

  • @user-KAMIGOD023
    @user-KAMIGOD023 6 месяцев назад +12

    Movie name Plz ❤

  • @ecklere5690
    @ecklere5690 2 месяца назад +2

    Can’t believe Deb was the bay bank robber

  • @virqida
    @virqida 6 месяцев назад +4

    Man debra just cant catch a break from being handcuffed 😂

  • @Buri-Fritzson
    @Buri-Fritzson 5 месяцев назад +8

    "Hands up or this man dies!"
    "Go ahead, I owe him money."

  • @quantumofzentrix2748
    @quantumofzentrix2748 6 месяцев назад +5

    At first I thought it was gonna be a comedy with two groups robbing the bank at the same time

  • @t.crouse
    @t.crouse Месяц назад

    that part of the movie is so sad. i felt bad for the girl that got her hands shot off. in the beginning she doesn’t want to leave home because she had just had a baby but her husband or boyfriend kept telling her she needed to go to work because she makes more money. she went to work and that happened. not that it’s real or anything but it was so well done it made me genuinely sad

  • @drdavidstr
    @drdavidstr 5 месяцев назад +5

    a great movie i will watch it now thank you ❤
    name is : dragged across concrete

  • @sumtymzcoherent9393
    @sumtymzcoherent9393 6 месяцев назад +10

    “Holy fucking shit balls” - that woman maybe

  • @izzycrybaby1164
    @izzycrybaby1164 6 месяцев назад +12

    "Your testicles will be..."
    *FLIP TO SIDE B*
    "...removed."

  • @ScumNaz
    @ScumNaz 3 месяца назад

    I feel like that should be a quote everyone should follow "Don't prioritize money over your heartbeat"

  • @Boricuazo14
    @Boricuazo14 6 месяцев назад +45

    The person who tried to press the warning button was a woman who had a baby, her husband was also waiting for her. And yes she took a bus to go to work.

    • @szerintem7772
      @szerintem7772 6 месяцев назад +2

      you know the film name?

    • @fmr7940
      @fmr7940 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@szerintem7772Dragged across concrete. It's a great film, although the first act is a bit slow. It stars Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughn.

    • @AwestrikeFearofGods
      @AwestrikeFearofGods 5 месяцев назад

      Really? She looked like a black man.

    • @ilikecght
      @ilikecght 5 месяцев назад

      So did she get shot and killed or what happened

    • @gottogo3326
      @gottogo3326 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@ilikecght Obv She got destroyed by a machinegun

  • @VicentPulgarcito
    @VicentPulgarcito 6 месяцев назад +133

    Yooo what's up ryder of gta san adreas?

  • @LiamMaksim-cs5px
    @LiamMaksim-cs5px 6 месяцев назад +23

    "Sir this is a sperm bank"

    • @johnk.7523
      @johnk.7523 6 месяцев назад +3

      "Do not prioritize sperm over having a heartbeat."

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 6 месяцев назад

      Payday sperm bank heist

  • @Krillinroshi.O
    @Krillinroshi.O 2 месяца назад +1

    Always a hero in the room who wants someone else to make the sacrifice but never themselves…

  • @charlesporter1369
    @charlesporter1369 7 месяцев назад +55

    The movie is named dragged across concrete