They robbed the bank with a tape recorder 🫢

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • Movie title: Dragged Across Concrete (2018) 🎬🍿
    These are fictional movies, depicting evil villains. These are not actions that anyone should believe are cool, nor is this video made to, in any way glorify these actions.
    Never imitate anything in any of my videos.
    Love to you all ❤️

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @orangdotpng
    @orangdotpng 3 месяца назад +55111

    "Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat" Man I gotta use that line at my next bank robbery

    • @WellWisdom.
      @WellWisdom. 3 месяца назад

      If you need some goons... do not contact me. I don't want to be I any three letter agency's radar.

    • @ric6611
      @ric6611 3 месяца назад +2335

      I tried it in mine and it was a banger, everyone clapped.

    • @mt15v6
      @mt15v6 3 месяца назад +562

      Try to rob swiss bank with this line and see what happens.😂😂

    • @scorpion123210
      @scorpion123210 3 месяца назад +117

      @police

    • @Dolani16
      @Dolani16 3 месяца назад +176

      ​@@mt15v6you'd have more holes in you than swiss cheese?

  • @MrAntiKnowledge
    @MrAntiKnowledge 3 месяца назад +45863

    That he had "you seem honest and obedient" prerecorded is wild.

    • @xscaviarenzero1400
      @xscaviarenzero1400 3 месяца назад +1793

      and submisiuive

    • @caxhr64
      @caxhr64 3 месяца назад +2099

      All he has to do is scan the room, find which one he thinks that message applies to

    • @woveeh
      @woveeh 3 месяца назад +1109

      Having most of what he said prerecorded was already wild enough 💀

    • @Schizosays
      @Schizosays 3 месяца назад +218

      Freakrobbers

    • @iopener919
      @iopener919 3 месяца назад +503

      They also had “are you certain of this response?” “we will accept this response” just imagine the negative versions..

  • @Satisfyinglyend
    @Satisfyinglyend 3 месяца назад +83793

    „Youre testicles will be removed“
    „Alright there’s 7 people in the back I was just playing“

    • @ispeakfluentsarcasm1032
      @ispeakfluentsarcasm1032 3 месяца назад +1355

      Then you got smoked instead

    • @dionagona8205
      @dionagona8205 3 месяца назад

      @@ispeakfluentsarcasm1032better than getting your balls removed with a knife

    • @ethanethanethawhipwhorp
      @ethanethanethawhipwhorp 3 месяца назад

      @@ispeakfluentsarcasm1032better than having your sperm creator removed

    • @GoodBoyGoneDad
      @GoodBoyGoneDad 3 месяца назад +1293

      For reals. Are there any employees in the back?
      I don't know. Maybe. We can send someone to check.

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 3 месяца назад +689

      ​@@GoodBoyGoneDadbest answer I'm sorry but money that ain't mine ain't worth the family jewels

  • @katlynumba514
    @katlynumba514 Месяц назад +261

    Debra Morgan really tried telling the fellow bank workers to not mess with professional criminals 😂

  • @Verdect0
    @Verdect0 3 месяца назад +148380

    Damn Recruit really switched sides 😔

    • @tomato_sauce_gaming2986
      @tomato_sauce_gaming2986 3 месяца назад +3966

      seige player in the wild

    • @josephjack4365
      @josephjack4365 3 месяца назад +2200

      Hello fellow siege players

    • @PL.UBERBAGIETA
      @PL.UBERBAGIETA 3 месяца назад +348

      Id do to

    • @Hxlyn
      @Hxlyn 3 месяца назад

      ​@@josephjack4365hello there

    • @mustang0243
      @mustang0243 3 месяца назад +591

      Recruit cant stand what UBI was doing so he changed sides😂

  • @seamusmcarthur666
    @seamusmcarthur666 3 месяца назад +15918

    I find it hilalrious that the dude has enough time to type out an SOS but not enough time to click the send button lol

    • @TheindBOROG
      @TheindBOROG 3 месяца назад +609

      Right?? What a goober 😂

    • @Ankylosau
      @Ankylosau 3 месяца назад +871

      Idk why you would want law enforcement involved. then ur a hostage. Let them go on their way and deal with it later

    • @David-Austin97
      @David-Austin97 3 месяца назад +34

      What’s the of this movie please???

    • @Sawta
      @Sawta 3 месяца назад +105

      Dude should have known his keyboard shortcuts! Ctrl+Enter = send email.

    • @Sawta
      @Sawta 3 месяца назад +35

      @@David-Austin97 Dragged Across Concrete

  • @PieInTheSky-ly3jb
    @PieInTheSky-ly3jb 3 месяца назад +15280

    Recruit really went off the deep end after they added striker and sentry 💀

    • @petros5155
      @petros5155 3 месяца назад +145

      He needed the money

    • @baconncheese9561
      @baconncheese9561 3 месяца назад

      ​@@petros5155lmao

    • @collinmclain6185
      @collinmclain6185 3 месяца назад

      Unemployment is a bastard

    • @capolean2902
      @capolean2902 3 месяца назад +83

      he joined the payday crew

    • @TroglodyteIQ
      @TroglodyteIQ 3 месяца назад +11

      Nah he got sent to do this while striker and sentry were doing their thing.

  • @VespKata
    @VespKata 2 месяца назад +451

    So that's where Jacket went after Payday 2.

    • @lasagna4life4ever
      @lasagna4life4ever Месяц назад +1

      Lmao

    • @Lee_sooyeon123
      @Lee_sooyeon123 Месяц назад

      Hmm I guess yeah but reference??

    • @joshuavelazco4382
      @joshuavelazco4382 Месяц назад +13

      ​@@Lee_sooyeon123 jacket uses a tape recorder to communicate. jacket is the playable in hot line Miami and payday 2

    • @kevinlockwood5384
      @kevinlockwood5384 Месяц назад +6

      Average sociopath build

    • @mcplayz69420
      @mcplayz69420 Месяц назад +13

      Please pay attention, you will be happy to know you are victims of a robbery! Do not be alarmed, we will take the banks money, your savings are insured by the federal government. Please consider your loved ones, remain calm and quiet and your survival is assured

  • @UncleDrewRBX
    @UncleDrewRBX 3 месяца назад +30703

    The woman that got shot didn't actually want to go to work that day, because she wanted to stay home with her newborn baby😢

    • @MUSA-nl5ye
      @MUSA-nl5ye 3 месяца назад +288

      What is the name of this movie please

    • @ohno2558
      @ohno2558 3 месяца назад

      dragged across concrete ​@@MUSA-nl5ye

    • @kiwidervorgel1314
      @kiwidervorgel1314 3 месяца назад

      Its a netflix show called Money Heist​@@MUSA-nl5ye

    • @his0126
      @his0126 3 месяца назад +144

      Por q se arriesgo si tenia un bebe recien nacido?

    • @ilizv
      @ilizv 3 месяца назад +525

      ​@@his0126how could she tell that this bakk would be robbed 💀

  • @RehanRC
    @RehanRC 3 месяца назад +8229

    Guy Dressed like a hotdog: "You. You seem honest and obedient."

    • @AgrievousSpooks
      @AgrievousSpooks 3 месяца назад +63

      a hotdog???

    • @pump4078
      @pump4078 3 месяца назад +86

      It could’ve been anyone

    • @jacobware1912
      @jacobware1912 3 месяца назад +41

      I think you should leave

    • @kevinmartin2318
      @kevinmartin2318 3 месяца назад

      @@jacobware1912 If I was a big ol’ guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me??.. or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, aaaand back

    • @garyw9108
      @garyw9108 3 месяца назад +3

      Johnny Sins?

  • @ChrissLRB
    @ChrissLRB 3 месяца назад +12860

    “Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat”
    Sheesh I know i wouldnt 😅

    • @samuelmmmk181
      @samuelmmmk181 3 месяца назад +57

      Pfft, money gets you a new heart anyway

    • @phantomfacefinal7735
      @phantomfacefinal7735 3 месяца назад

      @@samuelmmmk181Say that if you ever lose yours!

    • @Llbeanlover123Llbean
      @Llbeanlover123Llbean 3 месяца назад +115

      Says the robbers priotizing money over having a heart beat

    • @miniatuurautootje
      @miniatuurautootje 3 месяца назад

      @@Llbeanlover123Llbeandumbass trying to be a smartass

    • @l.a1532
      @l.a1532 3 месяца назад +50

      @@Llbeanlover123Llbean bank robbers usually don’t have much to lose, honest workers do

  • @connorg5112
    @connorg5112 13 дней назад +49

    Who else is immensely ***annoyed*** at the asinine dude trying to pressure the chick to further risk her life by sending that message???

  • @ashleyharrison
    @ashleyharrison 3 месяца назад +9012

    Robber: "Your testicles will be removed..."
    Manager: "Ha Ha! Jokes on you! The bank took them years ago"

    • @survivingbehindliberallines
      @survivingbehindliberallines 3 месяца назад +63

      You mean the wife took them years ago. LOL

    • @UmarFarukS985
      @UmarFarukS985 3 месяца назад +41

      They (the robbers) actually did remove his balls 💀

    • @monsterstereos1836
      @monsterstereos1836 3 месяца назад +6

      I'm non-binary.

    • @NGK-EchoYT
      @NGK-EchoYT 3 месяца назад +28

      ​@@monsterstereos1836 I mean good for you, but what does that add to the discussion 🤔

    • @TheTrueDemonKing
      @TheTrueDemonKing 3 месяца назад +23

      ​@@monsterstereos1836 that doesn't exist

  • @bIuecap
    @bIuecap 3 месяца назад +7650

    “Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat”
    -Guy robbing a bank

    • @zackoric2423
      @zackoric2423 2 месяца назад +40

      loooooooooooooooooool

    • @matthewxavier8067
      @matthewxavier8067 2 месяца назад +56

      Dude wasn’t robbing a bank, obviously just challenging him to a dance off.

    • @rahulsudattkamble434
      @rahulsudattkamble434 2 месяца назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @unfinishedsente
      @unfinishedsente 2 месяца назад +3

      was thinking the same thing.. jesus christ.. hollywood ftw..

    • @FitnessConnect
      @FitnessConnect 2 месяца назад +1

      LOL 🤣

  • @Anonymous-tx1in
    @Anonymous-tx1in 2 месяца назад +10974

    the movie name is "Dragged Across Concrete" for anyone wondering

  • @animewatchinrobo
    @animewatchinrobo Месяц назад +34

    im just imagining them having to plan their bank robbing choreography because they prerecorded their audio😭😭

  • @mrwolf9897
    @mrwolf9897 3 месяца назад +2385

    That one dude thought he was the main character 💀

    • @bantz-ke1eq
      @bantz-ke1eq 3 месяца назад +12

      fr

    • @CaptainEarls
      @CaptainEarls 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@bantz-ke1eqhe French?

    • @bloody_bill252
      @bloody_bill252 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@CaptainEarls fr mean for real

    • @dinkopausic6357
      @dinkopausic6357 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@CaptainEarls Yes it's Thierry Henry

    • @CaptainEarls
      @CaptainEarls 3 месяца назад +7

      @@bloody_bill252 I know but I refuse to be so Gen Z that I use internationally understood abbreviation for a country/language for a slang. Dumb fight to take, but I'm willing to take. The boomer in me is coming out

  • @OlulakinAkindele
    @OlulakinAkindele 2 месяца назад +2439

    "Do not prioritize money, over having a heartbeat" very generous words and advice. I will say thanks to dat

    • @potbird5401
      @potbird5401 Месяц назад +3

      Dat?

    • @prettygood476
      @prettygood476 Месяц назад +1

      but arent they doing the same thing, risking their lives for money?

    • @lilshadow420
      @lilshadow420 Месяц назад

      @@potbird5401 it’s another way of saying “that”

    • @potbird5401
      @potbird5401 Месяц назад +2

      @@lilshadow420 i dont understand, why not just say (that) instead of replacing *th* with *d*, I mean it dont bother me, i just dont understand why anyone would want to replace perfectly usable, known and established already short words and turn them into things like (finna, Bussin) the two that honestly create in me feelings of disgust and ...something else... rage? spite? pity? worry? .... a mix of them all?

    • @symbolofhope903
      @symbolofhope903 Месяц назад

      ​@@potbird5401that's just how they talk

  • @UnchainedLiving
    @UnchainedLiving 3 месяца назад +6652

    Movie: Dragged across concrete. Great movie. Some of the raw and brutal action scenes you’ll ever see

    • @dt_denii
      @dt_denii 3 месяца назад +20

      YESSSS

    • @txvfik
      @txvfik 3 месяца назад +12

      netflix?

    • @BT64746
      @BT64746 3 месяца назад +41

      thank you pookie

    • @gagegreen8994
      @gagegreen8994 3 месяца назад +19

      Yeah this one sat with me a while

    • @henrysly5452
      @henrysly5452 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂​@@BT64746

  • @humayl4284
    @humayl4284 2 месяца назад +75

    She was honest and obedient thou

    • @rh906
      @rh906 Месяц назад +7

      Which means 100% going down like a sheep.

    • @everinghall8622
      @everinghall8622 Месяц назад

      ​@@rh906going down like a sheep would be trying some funny business over other people's money and getting shot.
      They'll just print more

    • @manchirokamabolarrybutzthe3rd
      @manchirokamabolarrybutzthe3rd 19 дней назад +1

      She caused someone’s child to die bro

  • @Anakin_Skywalker01
    @Anakin_Skywalker01 3 месяца назад +5000

    Dexter's sister really do be getting into the worst situations 😂

    • @vilmosrost8881
      @vilmosrost8881 3 месяца назад +57

      I was thinking the same thing😂

    • @Karl_Marksman
      @Karl_Marksman 3 месяца назад +69

      robbers think Dexters sister is honest and obedient lol

    • @IanBPPK
      @IanBPPK 3 месяца назад +38

      Dammit Deborah!

    • @blackcowboy1648
      @blackcowboy1648 3 месяца назад +4

      On god

    • @Andrew-oo1jt
      @Andrew-oo1jt 3 месяца назад +7

      she lost her hands in this, she got shot standing to close to that guy

  • @mercce6750
    @mercce6750 3 месяца назад +5567

    Bro think he's Jacket in Payday 2.

    • @BraveMushroom
      @BraveMushroom 3 месяца назад +111

      @@George-ou5yg who hurt you? it's just a comment.

    • @BulletproofTruck
      @BulletproofTruck 3 месяца назад +17

      Why are people saying jacket from payday tho? Ain’t he a chicken??

    • @George-ou5yg
      @George-ou5yg 3 месяца назад +3

      @@BraveMushroom who hurt you to the point you are crying about it?😂

    • @DsksMfkr_Marlon_Legit
      @DsksMfkr_Marlon_Legit 3 месяца назад +34

      @@George-ou5yg bro thinks he is a real person and not a bot

    • @MuteFromSiege
      @MuteFromSiege 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@BulletproofTruckJacket is a killer so it fits

  • @hammerhead7395
    @hammerhead7395 3 месяца назад +5724

    Jacket from payday

    • @AR_KILLER-tf5te
      @AR_KILLER-tf5te 3 месяца назад +32

      I was about to say that.

    • @Cowboykris-1
      @Cowboykris-1 3 месяца назад +10

      Yea lol

    • @JustSomeGuy49
      @JustSomeGuy49 3 месяца назад +89

      Jacket is actually from Hotline Miami, but is a dlc in payday
      Edit: This isn't a smartass comment, and I am very aware of the fact that Jacket died and the fact that the tape recorder isn't from HM.

    • @damm1t_b0bby
      @damm1t_b0bby 3 месяца назад +48

      @@JustSomeGuy49this is the jacket payday tho, the tape recorder

    • @mr_shadow0-1
      @mr_shadow0-1 3 месяца назад

      @@AR_KILLER-tf5te yeah no u didn’t

  • @lmfaoooòoooooooóoooo
    @lmfaoooòoooooooóoooo 22 дня назад +4

    Using a pre recorded message is high key genius

    • @Kobekola
      @Kobekola 17 дней назад

      Not really cause you have to make all your answers very general. "Are there any employees in the back", "Are you certain of this response?"
      meanwhile if he had said "I don't know" the "If you are mistaken" line wouldn't have made sense.
      just assuming the audio clips have to be played linearly

    • @lmfaoooòoooooooóoooo
      @lmfaoooòoooooooóoooo 14 дней назад

      @@Kobekola I'm sure their intelligent enough to think for a response to that

  • @cherrysprite2932
    @cherrysprite2932 2 месяца назад +1170

    I think he prioritized money over having a heart beat

  • @Djangis_Music
    @Djangis_Music 3 месяца назад +2254

    You’re trying to tell me that guard managed to type out that whole message but couldn’t press send?

    • @FlexxFlixx7
      @FlexxFlixx7  3 месяца назад +289

      Fr 😂

    • @Jcbrickbuild
      @Jcbrickbuild 3 месяца назад +20

      @@FlexxFlixx7what movie 😅

    • @peterkolesar4020
      @peterkolesar4020 3 месяца назад +87

      if you look closely he didnt finish it. Theres "SEND POLI"

    • @Diarmuid056
      @Diarmuid056 3 месяца назад +58

      I mean that’s enough to not need to finish typing, you can still send

    • @Eskey__
      @Eskey__ 3 месяца назад

      @@peterkolesar4020
      Ahh. He was typing Uber eats for some pozole.

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 3 месяца назад +1524

    "Send. It."
    "Fuck. No."

    • @fantacola9519
      @fantacola9519 3 месяца назад +13

      why she wouldnt thats what im wondering

    • @MisterK9739
      @MisterK9739 3 месяца назад

      @@fantacola9519 because it got her shot?? I‘m not gonna put my life on the line to save some money… especially if it‘s not even mine

    • @Michaelb1577
      @Michaelb1577 3 месяца назад +76

      @@fantacola9519because they can tell there are people watching from each corner that’s why they shot i think

    • @Eskey__
      @Eskey__ 3 месяца назад +122

      @@fantacola9519
      Banks have insurance and they can afford to take a loss. The banks don’t really care about their employees or customers. Plus the bank robbers are pretty professional and are probably keeping a very close eye on every single person and everyone’s movements. Why risk your life of someone’s life over something that’s monetary?

    • @Megaspy101
      @Megaspy101 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Eskey__ i believe the guy was trying to save everyone not protect the banks money.

  • @monkeeatbanan6524
    @monkeeatbanan6524 2 месяца назад +36

    The distorted pre-recorded audio for a robbery is actually brilliant

  • @ex0r3t43
    @ex0r3t43 2 месяца назад +5837

    Jacket's voicelines in payday 2:

    • @itsjusttt_Solar
      @itsjusttt_Solar 2 месяца назад +44

      Jacket has more of a softer tone of voice

    • @bluevessalius7310
      @bluevessalius7310 2 месяца назад +11

      Badger reference right ?

    • @itsjusttt_Solar
      @itsjusttt_Solar 2 месяца назад +15

      @@bluevessalius7310 it's payday 2 but yep

    • @Tega_Mroll
      @Tega_Mroll 2 месяца назад +11

      ​@@bluevessalius7310no it's a payday reference

    • @ex0r3t43
      @ex0r3t43 2 месяца назад +8

      @@bluevessalius7310 payday 2 reference

  • @outrider8569
    @outrider8569 3 месяца назад +1038

    Jacket really rocking that recruit fit

    • @cobbomusic
      @cobbomusic 3 месяца назад +41

      siege and hotline miami reference!!!!!

    • @dishon5924
      @dishon5924 3 месяца назад +40

      And Payday 2

    • @cobbomusic
      @cobbomusic 3 месяца назад +6

      @@dishon5924 yes

    • @johnk.7523
      @johnk.7523 3 месяца назад +17

      Hotline Miami x Payday = platinum crossover material.

    • @good_hoonter_percy
      @good_hoonter_percy 3 месяца назад +8

      man I was looking for a payday 2 reference lul

  • @ncob12
    @ncob12 3 месяца назад +978

    Damn, recruit really let himself down after he was fired

    • @lonetrap
      @lonetrap 3 месяца назад +5

      Im surprised he didn't set barbed wire by the entrance.

    • @ncob12
      @ncob12 3 месяца назад +1

      @@lonetrap he also should've brought prox alarms so he can know if any cops come

  • @redeemable8741
    @redeemable8741 26 дней назад +3

    "Your testicles will be removed"
    "7 in the back, 3 of them are armed and waiting for an opening to fire at you guys"

  • @seymy4362
    @seymy4362 3 месяца назад +1066

    MOVIE IS NAMED : DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE

    • @cuanhunter1969
      @cuanhunter1969 3 месяца назад +15

      Thanks

    • @Akuma_Zero
      @Akuma_Zero 3 месяца назад +58

      Thank you I block ever one of these types of Chanels that don't post the name of the show

    • @MQ9091
      @MQ9091 3 месяца назад +2

      Thanks 🙏🏼

    • @AngelerFils
      @AngelerFils 3 месяца назад

      Ty 😊

    • @tommywright2487
      @tommywright2487 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Akuma_Zerohow do you block a channel on youtube?

  • @marcinsarnicki6375
    @marcinsarnicki6375 3 месяца назад +523

    In real life: "I don't have a recorded response to this answer"

    • @ghostmkc4045
      @ghostmkc4045 3 месяца назад +11

      well irl, you can just use ai to do it. or keep it old school with a voice changer

    • @G4Cinemas
      @G4Cinemas 3 месяца назад

      @@ghostmkc4045🤓

  • @Ralyx0
    @Ralyx0 2 месяца назад +387

    "Handcuff every single person here." Well if you insist. *Handcuffs the robbers.*

  • @scoopy187
    @scoopy187 Месяц назад +12

    Employee of the month ladies and gentlemen

  • @DogForever-vn9yx
    @DogForever-vn9yx 3 месяца назад +636

    Damn finally a group of actually smart and organized criminals that do everything in their power to not get identified afterwards.

    • @killerhellhound
      @killerhellhound 3 месяца назад

      @@saffierdragonbark8037 Adding a dozen counts of murder is going to make the manhunt much worse afterwards.

    • @DeathDiety365
      @DeathDiety365 3 месяца назад

      murder adds more years. not worth​@@saffierdragonbark8037

    • @nidietayt6447
      @nidietayt6447 3 месяца назад

      ​@@saffierdragonbark8037
      But they Don't want to ruin their lives killing people, right?
      They will Never be Peaceful again....

    • @assassin_5656
      @assassin_5656 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@saffierdragonbark8037dispose of what?

    • @helo8091
      @helo8091 3 месяца назад

      @@saffierdragonbark8037this is one of my favorite crime movies

  • @Dosylaz
    @Dosylaz 2 месяца назад +1407

    If the email was addressed to the police, why didn't he send the email instead of trying to write "SEND POLICE". Who did he think they were going to send, the ghostbusters? 😂

    • @MrRecapOnYoutube
      @MrRecapOnYoutube 2 месяца назад +3

      lol

    • @DesertShade
      @DesertShade 2 месяца назад +32

      The "send Police" wasnt for her it was for the Person who gets the Mail 😂😂

    • @Dosylaz
      @Dosylaz 2 месяца назад +34

      @@DesertShade
      That's what I said, the "person" was the police department

    • @ornical9472
      @ornical9472 2 месяца назад +23

      Now the police wondering "who's Poli?"

    • @Nalianna
      @Nalianna 2 месяца назад +18

      obviously, not. you don't email the ghostbusters, you call them ;)

  • @echoevault
    @echoevault 2 месяца назад +174

    Name of the movie: Dragged across Concrete. Insanely good movie kinda confusing and hard to follow but if you have a good attention span it’s really interesting

    • @KingDaemonX
      @KingDaemonX Месяц назад +3

      The movie is crazy and the crazy part was she didn’t want to go to work that day

    • @echoevault
      @echoevault Месяц назад

      @@KingDaemonX exactly

    • @KingDaemonX
      @KingDaemonX Месяц назад

      @@echoevaultit was emotional cause she just had a baby too

  • @2KSKree
    @2KSKree Месяц назад +1

    “Your testicals will be removed”
    “IS ANYBODY BAK HERE DAWG😢”

  • @nottherealslimshady6754
    @nottherealslimshady6754 3 месяца назад +700

    “Please, exercise caution when aggravating my temper”

    • @ThiccBoi420
      @ThiccBoi420 3 месяца назад +25

      "I don't think that's supposed to go there"

    • @Mophony
      @Mophony 3 месяца назад +12

      "What a lovely day, right?"

    • @randymoss8771
      @randymoss8771 3 месяца назад +2

      My favorite line from bro😂

    • @Gameknight-wt5lj
      @Gameknight-wt5lj 3 месяца назад +8

      Jacket the chicken man the best sociopath to have on your team for bank robbing

    • @CheeseAndCrackers_
      @CheeseAndCrackers_ 2 месяца назад +1

      ARMS OUTSTRETCHED

  • @Creym464
    @Creym464 3 месяца назад +611

    Not the testicle remover 😭

    • @J.Bulla.Music.Official
      @J.Bulla.Music.Official 3 месяца назад +5

      I hate that thing 🙄

    • @Randomcatontheinternet
      @Randomcatontheinternet 3 месяца назад +3

      It hurts girls more than

    • @Frankjallan
      @Frankjallan 3 месяца назад +4

      Yeah but it doesn’t even have a splash guard on it so it’ll ruin his black turtleneck if he has to use it. Total amateur move!

    • @siema14123
      @siema14123 3 месяца назад

      @@Randomcatontheinternet this knife is useless on girls

    • @Randomcatontheinternet
      @Randomcatontheinternet 3 месяца назад

      @@siema14123 it’s not, you can take of the clitoris

  • @Aproxymous
    @Aproxymous 3 месяца назад +237

    Dexters sister be playing hella government roles 😂

    • @okurcute
      @okurcute 3 месяца назад +8

      she's just got that look, like how Jason Bateman always plays businessmen

    • @TheFirstborn70
      @TheFirstborn70 3 месяца назад

      Hmmmmmmm

  • @therodriguezfam7545
    @therodriguezfam7545 Месяц назад +4

    He said don’t prioritize money over having a heartbeat but aint you robbing a bank😂

  • @timbo240
    @timbo240 3 месяца назад +907

    Bank robbers are not serial killers, they just want the money. how dumb you got to be to get in their way. It's not your money and the bank is insured, imagine trying to be a hero and dying for a bank

    • @DayBreaky
      @DayBreaky 2 месяца назад +84

      Ive seen this movie they’re 100% serial killers lmfao

    • @wizzedcam
      @wizzedcam 2 месяца назад +3

      @@DayBreakywhat movie is this?

    • @gammainc1666
      @gammainc1666 2 месяца назад +39

      They are 100% psychotic serial killers in this movie.

    • @gammainc1666
      @gammainc1666 2 месяца назад +22

      ​@@wizzedcamDragged Across Concrete (2019)

    • @donstrong9195
      @donstrong9195 2 месяца назад +27

      Hes talkin bout actual robbers not da guys in dis movie

  • @LordValorum
    @LordValorum 3 месяца назад +1099

    Wait why they prepared "you seem honest and obedient

    • @elwey8557
      @elwey8557 3 месяца назад +156

      Because I guess she did seem honest and obedient to follow instructions from the criminals

    • @b3nry47
      @b3nry47 3 месяца назад +67

      ​@@elwey8557they're using a tape recorder

    • @MicahBellIII
      @MicahBellIII 3 месяца назад +216

      ​@@b3nry47 they pre recorded the managers name, and they probably prepared it for someone they trusted and used those words for intimidation

    • @mbk0mbk
      @mbk0mbk 3 месяца назад +62

      Trigger words , some people attacked and emotionally connected through words while some think what right decision to make in the moment

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 3 месяца назад +12

      ​@@mbk0mbkFair. Hell, she didn't want to send out the message.

  • @dannyb9904
    @dannyb9904 3 месяца назад +435

    This is some jacket payday 2 behavior

    • @thatguydiego4333
      @thatguydiego4333 2 месяца назад +12

      comment i was looking for

    • @cobwebinthecorner
      @cobwebinthecorner 2 месяца назад +23

      *_"Please pay attention. You will be happy to know you are victims of a robbery."_*

    • @lateraltitan5gaming
      @lateraltitan5gaming 2 месяца назад +1

      Lmao where do you think they payday got the idea lol most the heist in the game are and characters are based off movies and TV shows

    • @AdamAli-nh3li
      @AdamAli-nh3li 2 месяца назад +1

      @@thatguydiego4333whats the series name

    • @thatguydiego4333
      @thatguydiego4333 2 месяца назад +2

      @@AdamAli-nh3li Payday 2

  • @madarauchiha4298
    @madarauchiha4298 2 месяца назад +241

    The movie is called Dragged Against Concrete.

  • @edwardochavez2564
    @edwardochavez2564 3 месяца назад +454

    jacket became a recruit

  • @revivednecromancer4751
    @revivednecromancer4751 3 месяца назад +488

    They out here thinking their Jacket in Payday from Hotline Miami

    • @MADX2121
      @MADX2121 3 месяца назад +1

      To be fair he actually has lines in payday and relates to this scenario.

    • @BulletproofTruck
      @BulletproofTruck 3 месяца назад +1

      Why jacket, I don’t get it?? Isn’t he a chicken?

    • @BulletproofTruck
      @BulletproofTruck 3 месяца назад +1

      I’ve never played that game but I looked it up and he literally a chicken. He does have these goggles though

    • @revivednecromancer4751
      @revivednecromancer4751 3 месяца назад +1

      @@BulletproofTruck in payday 2, he's a playable character, exclusive as well, and he uses a tape recorder with a female voice

    • @brother_sothoth
      @brother_sothoth 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@BulletproofTruckHes not a chicken. Jacket is the protagonist of Hotline Miami and a DLC character in Payday 2. He's a special forces vet contracted by a secret organisation to slaughter members of the russian mob. He's a ruthless, efficient and not very mentally stable killer. He wears animal masks to conceal his identity, the chicken one being the posterboy mask. In Payday 2, his character uses prerecorded lines on a tape recorder as voice lines because he does not speak.

  • @XqxlI
    @XqxlI 3 месяца назад +438

    movie name "dragged across concrete"

  • @DrShempTV
    @DrShempTV Месяц назад +1

    hey that's the girl that has a mental breakdown in the dressing room in White Chicks

  • @Not_Puro
    @Not_Puro 3 месяца назад +103

    Jacket in payday 2 moment

  • @Snakeshift
    @Snakeshift 3 месяца назад +101

    But you're prioritising money over heartbeats

    • @strongman3355
      @strongman3355 3 месяца назад +4

      Very smart 😂.

    • @jackbluehq6653
      @jackbluehq6653 3 месяца назад +6

      Technically no but also yes

    • @kwocci3049
      @kwocci3049 3 месяца назад +3

      But it is not *their* lives that are in danger.

    • @j_g9109
      @j_g9109 3 месяца назад +1

      Not over _their own._

    • @antifurryfoundation55
      @antifurryfoundation55 3 месяца назад +2

      Note he said “over having a heart beat” not “over a heartbeat”.

  • @JakShoShaco
    @JakShoShaco 3 месяца назад +296

    "Bro didnt get recruited💀"

  • @septikkfn
    @septikkfn 2 месяца назад +5

    What is Deb doing😂😂

  • @rubynotexist
    @rubynotexist 3 месяца назад +226

    Jacket from Payday changed his cosmetic to Recruit from r6 before Year 9 S2

  • @clem7542
    @clem7542 3 месяца назад +23

    "Your testicles will be removed"
    Okay why does this feel like a fight club reference 😭

    • @Billy-bc8pk
      @Billy-bc8pk 3 месяца назад +2

      They did it, too --

    • @DylanLC-dc5pk
      @DylanLC-dc5pk 3 месяца назад +1

      You think they time how long it takes like in fight club 😂😅

  • @yRaven.
    @yRaven. 3 месяца назад +51

    "you seem honest and obedient" and he was right, she literally protected the robbers.

    • @stephenpena7813
      @stephenpena7813 3 месяца назад +13

      Shit most people wouldn't risk not going home to save the banks money. Fuck the bank lol they dont give a shit about you anyway 🤷🤷

    • @sibusiso2841
      @sibusiso2841 3 месяца назад +7

      as much as I hate the idea of putting my life in criminals hands, there's no reason to die for a bank

    • @reymartchristiancruz526
      @reymartchristiancruz526 3 месяца назад +3

      You be stpd enough to risk it. They already give the warning your heartbeat or risk it to a company

    • @mocha2259
      @mocha2259 2 месяца назад +1

      fuck the bank you don’t get a cut for being a “hero”

    • @GEROKII
      @GEROKII 2 месяца назад

      She was trying to protect the people in the bank that would have all been killed if police came through. We know this because they also said they would kill whoever made sudden movements

  • @buddinghp3235
    @buddinghp3235 День назад

    "Do not prioritise money over having a heartbeat"
    Thank god I'm broke.

  • @Shteven
    @Shteven 2 месяца назад +165

    That guard has the situational awareness of a cabbage

    • @papabaer0572
      @papabaer0572 2 месяца назад +1

      Pay peanuts...

    • @rh906
      @rh906 Месяц назад +2

      Not like it would have mattered.

  • @coldstar2035
    @coldstar2035 3 месяца назад +98

    "alright gang, now get the thermal drill"

    • @itsleooX15
      @itsleooX15 2 месяца назад

      THIS DRILL IS F#CKING WORTHLESS 😠😠😠😠🏦🏦🏦🏦🏦💰💰💰💰💰💰🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

    • @smellslikemusterd
      @smellslikemusterd 2 месяца назад

      Payday to good

  • @hybriddecadence8679
    @hybriddecadence8679 2 месяца назад +77

    Probably one of the most violent heist scenes ever.

    • @tylerdorkin4861
      @tylerdorkin4861 2 месяца назад

      What, you serious how so?

    • @no1studios
      @no1studios 2 месяца назад

      @@tylerdorkin4861oh yeah g, homie shoots off homegirls hand, she then pulls out a baby sock pleading they give it to her kid then dude just blasts her in the face. There’s a fat manager that says no one is in the back. The robbers say if he is lying they’ll cut off his balls. When the heist is over there is a quick shot of the bank window and you can see the manager bleeding from his crotch area

  • @Jerry-yr1en
    @Jerry-yr1en Месяц назад +1

    She really had to snitch on the poor man who was gonna get the cavalry

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 15 дней назад

      Because she knew how bad it would be if the Calvary showed up. Would have turned a bank robbery into a hostage situation.

    • @Jerry-yr1en
      @Jerry-yr1en 14 дней назад

      @@nevermore7285 better than what comes next

  • @LiamMaksim-cs5px
    @LiamMaksim-cs5px 3 месяца назад +21

    "Sir this is a sperm bank"

    • @johnk.7523
      @johnk.7523 3 месяца назад +2

      "Do not prioritize sperm over having a heartbeat."

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 3 месяца назад

      Payday sperm bank heist

  • @UnregisteredUsername
    @UnregisteredUsername 2 месяца назад +8

    bro thought he was gonna be a hero 😂

  • @pradeepmaharana912
    @pradeepmaharana912 3 месяца назад +39

    If Deb is here, then Dexter is at backside

  • @ratsratsratsratsratsratsra4131
    @ratsratsratsratsratsratsra4131 Месяц назад

    “Don’t even try to escape, I’ve already attached a car battery to your testicles”

  • @izzycrybaby1164
    @izzycrybaby1164 3 месяца назад +11

    "Your testicles will be..."
    *FLIP TO SIDE B*
    "...removed."

  • @LaLiLuLeLoX
    @LaLiLuLeLoX 2 месяца назад +10

    These robbers were brutal. They definitely prioritized money over heartbeats.

  • @Anarxur
    @Anarxur 3 месяца назад +21

    Why does every firearm in every movie sound like a half empty gumball machine

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 3 месяца назад +1

      because guns are freaking loud and you got people with eardrums on set that would like to keep hearing.
      Not to mention how you have to pay compensation for hearing loss.

    • @the_chains
      @the_chains 3 месяца назад +2

      @@andrewgreeb916 well obviously they wouldnt use live firearms in the take, they would edit the audio and put it over the video in two completely separate environments. in audio design you never just record the item that makes that sound with the acoustics of the room its actually being filmed in. It would sound like complete ass. Most of the time it's not even the same kind of gun or sometimes its not even a gun at all that is used to make the sound effect. Especially suppressed weapons they have never sounded correct in a movie once. They are about 50000x louder than most people think.

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 3 месяца назад

      Because Hollywood thinks silencers magically remove 80% of a gun's noise

    • @Anarxur
      @Anarxur 3 месяца назад

      @@KaaneDragonShinobi I get that but then the slightest movement that isn't actually shooting still sounds like a 2 year old shaking a tin can full of coins

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 3 месяца назад

      @@Anarxur Ohhhh right, guns rattling everytime they're jostled about in movies. Guess it's a sound design thing to make it sound richer to the ears? But can be an issue if the audio gets overproduced.

  • @Aydan_From_ATT
    @Aydan_From_ATT 19 дней назад +1

    Bro is colder than Pluto

  • @GGPlex_
    @GGPlex_ 3 месяца назад +65

    “Down. Get down.” -jacket

    • @SadChief
      @SadChief 3 месяца назад

      Time to clean up the god damn city, vergil.

    • @RealRedB
      @RealRedB 3 месяца назад

      ​@@SadChief i am the storm that is approaching

    • @MgTy-FM
      @MgTy-FM 3 месяца назад

      Yoo what series it is ?

  • @lukaT68
    @lukaT68 3 месяца назад +264

    movie name for people he didn't check description - Dragged Across Concrete

    • @bangel5217
      @bangel5217 3 месяца назад +3

      Thanks mate i didn't check either cause channels hardly put the name of the movie in the description

    • @El_Bītch
      @El_Bītch 3 месяца назад

      Thanks

    • @titusvirilius7847
      @titusvirilius7847 3 месяца назад

      um there isn't one without clicking the video

    • @bubbledog12
      @bubbledog12 3 месяца назад

      @isonpoint three dots top right or you could press and hold on the video till it pops up

    • @xx_hdgamer57_xx61
      @xx_hdgamer57_xx61 3 месяца назад

      Fuck, I'm stupid...
      W Comment anyway.

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven 3 месяца назад +76

    You'd think they guy typing at the keyboard would've been singled out for his disobedience.

    • @sheilascott7807
      @sheilascott7807 3 месяца назад +3

      He should have sent it instead of her

  • @maodairimurutempest1796
    @maodairimurutempest1796 День назад +1

    Dexter Morgan aka BHB: You guys mess with the wrong Sister. 😈

  • @PhysicsNg
    @PhysicsNg 3 месяца назад +101

    You don't need a gun to rob a bank
    "ENGLISH OR SPANISH"

  • @Buri-Fritzson
    @Buri-Fritzson 2 месяца назад +7

    "Hands up or this man dies!"
    "Go ahead, I owe him money."

  • @boxes_full
    @boxes_full 3 месяца назад +45

    Now imagine if Mr edmington didn’t show up to work that day. All their plans would fall apart.

    • @FlexxFlixx7
      @FlexxFlixx7  3 месяца назад +9

      And be would still have his peanuts

    • @AvocadoBawlz-Johnson
      @AvocadoBawlz-Johnson 3 месяца назад

      They knew he would be there, as they had a delivery of gold bullion that day.

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 Месяц назад +2

    I love how they try to use the cliché "Don't be a hero for some cash" then make it clear that they're insane psychos who plan on hurting them anyways with deranged threats.
    This movie was written by a twelve year old.

  • @Joelschannel006
    @Joelschannel006 3 месяца назад +22

    Cleaner:"I just finished cleaning the back sir💀💀💀

  • @t0pclips811
    @t0pclips811 3 месяца назад +70

    You know you’re twisted when you’re robbing a bank yet you understand at the same time that having a heartbeat is more important than having money

    • @bedeckt
      @bedeckt 3 месяца назад +3

      but they have a way to get both so they dont need to ask themselves this question

    • @Homedepotorange
      @Homedepotorange 3 месяца назад +2

      Who's the real twisted person though? The thief or the banker? Is there even a difference between the two?

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 3 месяца назад

      @@Homedepotorange White collar criminals just steal this kind of money without directly holding people at gunpoint. But they usually get a few months in minsec or house arrest in their lavish mansions unless they're incredibly brazen and high profile, go figure.

  • @sammysalgado1475
    @sammysalgado1475 3 месяца назад +108

    Hey it's Deb!

    • @callumstanley9495
      @callumstanley9495 3 месяца назад +2

      I’m so glad someone else said it I thought I was going crazy !!

    • @TeKawanaTapara
      @TeKawanaTapara 3 месяца назад +2

      Dexter?

    • @kennytaco4474
      @kennytaco4474 3 месяца назад +5

      Please don’t watch this movie for her performance. It’s fucking brutal and you will be upset. Not her acting, her character and what happens

  • @Josh-99
    @Josh-99 7 дней назад

    The line about prioritizing your life over money is so true. I probably would have made it "Do not prioritize money that isn't even your over having a heartbeat."

  • @sumtymzcoherent9393
    @sumtymzcoherent9393 3 месяца назад +10

    “Holy fucking shit balls” - that woman maybe

  • @Trixxta6
    @Trixxta6 3 месяца назад +21

    I thought it was a key and peele sketch and was waiting for the comedic punch😭

  • @virqida
    @virqida 3 месяца назад +4

    Man debra just cant catch a break from being handcuffed 😂

  • @Unlesschangesaremade
    @Unlesschangesaremade Месяц назад +7

    Bro is NOT Jacket

  • @javagamings
    @javagamings 3 месяца назад +46

    dexter ganna make some blood slides outta them after this

  • @aljoshilagan3204
    @aljoshilagan3204 3 месяца назад +10

    When you're a theater kid first, bank robber second.
    You know you gotta have flair.

  • @sergioalejandrobricenostap9016
    @sergioalejandrobricenostap9016 3 месяца назад +8

    “SEND POLICE” was implicit by him emailing the PD. He could’ve hit Send himself.

  • @seedz1621
    @seedz1621 9 дней назад

    Dude, ever since recruits got replaced, they really went ballistic.

  • @ragingsloth2846
    @ragingsloth2846 3 месяца назад +68

    These dudes gonna find out, you don't mess with Dexter's Sister.

    • @mursuhillo242
      @mursuhillo242 3 месяца назад

      Not used to a non-pottymouth Debs

  • @quantumofzentrix2748
    @quantumofzentrix2748 2 месяца назад +5

    At first I thought it was gonna be a comedy with two groups robbing the bank at the same time

  • @Matrix1_Nelly
    @Matrix1_Nelly 3 месяца назад +41

    "You Will be pleased to know that you are experiencing a robbery"

  • @xanderx3788
    @xanderx3788 Месяц назад +1

    "You seem honest", said the armed bank robber

  • @AAMAZINLOVECRAFT
    @AAMAZINLOVECRAFT 3 месяца назад +6

    7 people in the back of the bank, during the Baby Shark Dance. HAHAHAHAHA...

  • @ramdonfurry
    @ramdonfurry Месяц назад +3

    Nah they make a pay day 2 jacket 💀

  • @MLawrence-z9k
    @MLawrence-z9k Месяц назад +3

    This is the real definition of a actual "thug" in a movie , not the bullshit y'all think is one 😂❤

  • @xMadMurdockx
    @xMadMurdockx 2 месяца назад +2

    “Ryder what the fuck are you doing”