He realized the zombies weren't human AFTER he's thrown them twice. It means nobody ever got up after Segata threw them. Therefore the ones that can get up are NOT HUMANS.
Additionally, the part with chris and jill in japanese is also about zombies, it was changed to refer the western commercial about the sega genesis's blast processing which I think is pretty nice
Segata Sanshiro. He has all 3 save files set to different Lunatic+ Classic modes, never uses a soft reset, and has never used EXPonential Growth. Truly, this man is a hero.
They basically referenced any of his commercials when possible, like the one with the DMC cast was the reference to the Wachenröder commercial or the one with the Resident Evil and Darkstalkers cast ("These guys aren't human") refers to The House of the Dead commercial.
@@TwilightLink77 But those from the post Saturn era do know him. Ulala and Ryo know him, and they're from Dreamcast era games. Gemini is the only one who doesn't know him. I don't know why. I thought it might be because she was American, but Axel knows Segata. And I'm pretty sure he's American.
2:36 Segata Sanshiro gives props to Katsuhiro Harada for making one of the greatest fighting games of all time and afterward is questioned by the 2 main characters from said game. Brings a fuckin tear to my eye, man, fuckin beautiful.
3:30 "And you can't have dreams without NiGHTs! Sega Saturn!" And this is why Segata is the best! He won't let either of those amazing bits of history die!
The translators did a good job to make a lot of concessions, due to how the game references cultural things that only a Japanese person would be aware of. Some references and changes I'm roughly aware of are; --- 0:15 A reference to Tekken 3's Xiayou ending; ruclips.net/video/sVROJi27BYc/видео.html --- 0:28 Segata's line about full marks is a reference to his advert for a Saturn steampunk-style game; ruclips.net/video/kFyYHPxm1GA/видео.html --- 0:40 Segata: "Watch out for those zombies! They aren't human!" Jill: "I guess there's some things (games) you aren't good at, Segata." Chris: "He might not look it, but I can tell he has some experience..." This is a direct reference to the House of the Dead adverts in Japan, where Segata fought zombies. ruclips.net/video/epL1ehXnQEE/видео.html --- 1:05 One of the few references that carry over to English, Mega-man is called Rock-man in Japan. Partly because rock is a reference to drugs in English. --- 1:17 Roughly: Segata: "Cut through, straight to the heart. The Shinobi way!" Hiryu: "Is that so..?" Hotsuma: "I'm... Not sure..." Segata's line is a direct quote for advertising the Japanese version of Hotsuma's game, Shinobi. ruclips.net/video/HxKUTSJUWbk/видео.html --- 1:28 Akira's famous win quote in the Virtua Fighter series. ruclips.net/video/g_Vu3RZS4jo/видео.html He also repeats "Namuuu...", Kage's win quote; ruclips.net/video/iVcho9tui4U/видео.html --- 1:40 Mentioning Sakura is presumably a reference, along with... --- 1:51 Both these bits are a reference to the Japanese Sakura Wars commercials; ruclips.net/video/sstcW9I7T50/видео.html --- 2:07 Roughly; Segata: "Just as you have walked a path of crime, I too have followed my own way!" Kiryu: "Segata... Your path is just playing games though, right?" Majima: "Play..? Oh, I'm feelin' nostalgic for the night-life in Kamuracho right now!" --- 2:25 & 3:00 Segata's lines are a reference to one of his commercials; "Youngsters... Is there something in your life you are completely devoted to? Something you sink into so deep you put your life on the line? You must play Sega Saturn! Play... Until your fingers break! Until your fingers break!" --- 2:48 Segata: Yes... You truly are the RPG to enforce Justice! Yuri: "I've already made my choice - Have you forgotten already?" Flynn: "What's the matter, Yuri?" 「そう…それは正義を貫き通す、RPG」 / "The RPG to enforce justice" is a direct quote used to advertise Tales of Vesperia. Yuri's line is also a direct quote from the game itself. --- 3:12 Segata: "A world connected via the Internet? 'Connect your dreams'... Sega Saturn!" Haseo: "This again? This old guy never gives it a rest." Kite: "Uh... I don't think that was the Saturn..." 「夢を繋いで！ドリームキャスト」 - "Connect your dreams! Dreamcast!" Was a tag-line used in Japan for the Dreamcast. Not for the Saturn, like Kite says. --- 3:26 Roughly; Xiaomu: "The creation of dreams is the enrichment for the mind!" Segata: "In other words... 'A shot of fun, direct to the brain - Sega Saturn!!!'" Reiji: "Everything has to tie into the Saturn, huh..." Xiaomu is using old advertising tag-lines from both Bandai and Namco in the 80's. Which makes sense as I think she's an original character developed for the game. [夢・クリエイション / Dream creation] [クーソーは、頭のコヤシ / Fantasy enriches the mind] In addition, Segata's line... [つまりは脳天直撃！セガサターン！!] / A shot of fun, direct to the brain... Was used to advertise Virtua Cop 2 & Guardian Heroes on release. --- 3:40 This is such an obscure reference that I'm not sure I can do it justice. Segata: "Both Xeno's are here - Wonderful! KOS-MOS: "I want to see everything I've dreamed about" Fiora: "What do you mean KOS-MOS? If you have the Monado, you can. These lines are basically direct quotes from a Japanese only game called Xenosaga Freaks. Segata's line is a direct quote from a mini-game in this release called "Kotoba no Puzzle: Mojipittan", which is basically a Japanese word game. KOS-MOS's line is taken from a Xenosaga-themed song that the Xenosaga cast sing, and the player needs to get the lines to come together, like a rhythm-action game. The lines she speaks in the Japanese original are "夢・見た・未来・皆・見たい", roughly the same as what she speaks with Segata. In short, Segata is breaking the 4th wall again. --- Segata: "Chrom... Real men play classic mode!" Chrom: "What... Is... This strength..? Lucina: "I can't fall here in vain..." Chrom & Lucina are essentially reprising classic mode death / retreat quotes from Fire Emblem series.
@@xavierwalko4175 Tokusatsu is some of the best stuff ever produced and Japan is great for having developed it. It gloriously branched off in inspiration from masked superheroes in the West and Japan made it into something of its own. I mean, some would say their special effects are lacking, but I think it adds to the charm and authenticity.
" _X! Zero! Are you Mega-Men or Rock-Men?_ " " _What are you babbling about, Segata? We have a battle to win here._ " " _I certainly have no idea what he is referring to._ " Brilliant!
Not only that, but Segata would know Rockman/Megaman but X/Zero wouldn't know him. The X series was SNES exclusive. "The Wily Wars" came out on Genesis. Nice little bit of canon there.
Segata: Frank! I bet your camera doesn't have the raw power that comes from 32 bits of pure processing power! Frank: Buddy, this camera is way more powerful than an old hunk of junk system from the 90's. Chuck: Making this guy mad isn't something you want to do, Frank.
Good translation overall, let me point out the localizations (to anyone interested): (For the record, a lot of these details come from the Japanese wiki.) - Chris & Jill Segata actually says "Be wary of zombies, they aren't human!!" (the line he says in his House of the Dead commercial.) Jill's reply is the same ("so you have a weakness too, Segata") and Chris concludes with "We know it far too well..." - X & Zero Minor nitpick, but X says "Let's just say...I don't know what you're talking about" (implying he actually does) - Kiryu & Majima Untranslatable pun. Segata's shtick is to "master the path (of playing)". The kanji for "Master" can be read as "Goku", and "path" is "Do" (like in Bushido, Judo etc). "Gokudo" is another way to say "Yakuza", that's why Segata says they're the same. Kiryu replies the same way, that Segata just mastered playing, but Majima's line is totally different: "Playing? Aah, I miss Kamuro-cho by night..." - Yuri & Flynn It's kind of unclear here (at least to me), but what Segata says is Tales of Vesperia's subtitle, "The RPG to carry through your justice", and Yuri replies with one of his famous lines "I've already made my choice...did you forget?" I'm not sure if his line here is from Vesperia as well... - Kite & Haseo Pretty much on point, but Kite says "I don't think that wasn't the Sega Saturn though...?" - KOS-MOS & Fiora Segata: Xeno + Xeno...Xenopittan! (word minigame included in a Xenosaga bonus disc) KOS-MOS: The future I dreamed about...I want to see it with my own eyes. (In this minigame the Xenosaga girls sang the theme song of Mojipittan, the game it's based on, and those are KOS-MOS' lines). I might be missing something, but this should be all...
In the Kite & Haseo dialogue, Sanshiro is quoting Dreamcast's Japanese catchphrase ("Connecting dreams! Dreamcast") but changed the Dreamcast part to Sega Saturn, which is why Kite says "I don't think that was the Sega Saturn though".
Kyo Kusanagi and Iori Yagami (King of Fighters) Kyo: Hold on, are you seriously saying you're able to fight because you play a bunch of video games!? Segata: The path of play is not to be taken lightly. I will show you the true power of the Sega Saturn! Iori: This is like Kyokugenryu for video games. I can't even believe I'm saying things like this...
Segata: Sonic! You have kept SEGA Alive and well. I have all my respect for you. Sonic: Thanks, Sorry if I hog the spotlight too often. Shadow: Hmmph, I'm A star too, you know.
Segata: Chrom! The only true way to play is Classic Mode! *Back in the world of FE Awakenig:* Frederik: Sir! What's wrong? Robin: ...I don't feel so good...
+Raphael Belmont In the French Version he says "You still call it Genesis !? It's called MEGA DRIVE !" And them he says things about 16 bits, but i couldn't read fast enough.
Sonic: I hope you guys know what speed is. Segata: Yes! Blast processing! Tails: Now where have I heard that before. Something about “Genetics”? Must be me
Captain Falcon: "The legendary Segata Sanshiro? Why don't you show me your moves?" Segata: "Sure. I'll show how stylish my moves are to two legendary bounty hunters!" Samus: "I'm sure the Space Pirates wouldn't stand a chance against this guy...."
(Terry Bogard & Ryo Sakazaki) Ryo Sakazaki: Y'know, whenever i look at you, you remind me of my father. Segata Sanshiro: Heh, now that you mention it, i do have a son, his name is Sega Shiro! Terry Bogard: I would love to meet him someday.
Segata: "Pit! Are you ready to step up to Intensity 9.0?!" Pit: "W-What?! Not Intensity 9.0! Lady Palutena! Help me!" Palutena: "Now, now, Pit. Real angels never turn down a challenge. I know you can do it."
Yea segata would actually be able to have a normal conversation with pit since he also destroys the 4th wall. that is until segata starts rambling about the saga Saturn…
Segata's dialogues are easily the funniest of all single units, just because it contain parody of real life. Harada-san (creator of Tekken) is my personal best.
funny how nobody is making a Kamen Rider Ichigo reference considering the fact Hiroshi Fujioka is famous for Segata Sanshiro just as much as Kamen Rider Ichigo
Fire Emblem's Classic Mode: If a unit is defeated in battle, they die and will not be playable for the rest of the playthrough. Every decision is critical. However, if a 'Lord' character (Examples: Marth, Chrom, Robin, Corrin, etc.) were to be defeated, you'd simply get a 'Game Over'.
While I'm not too surprised at Segata Sanshiro being among the most iconic roles Hiroshi Fujioka ever performed (behind the legendary Kamen Rider #1, of course), I never expect him to be R0 in the Tomica Hero franchise. Lastly, Fujioka's son, Maito, not only acted as a younger #1 for Kamen Rider: Beyond Generations, he's also become the new brand ambassador of Sega, Segata's son Sega Shiro. Uh, say, how many people laugh at anything Segata does?
+Seijo Vangelta Oh Segata: You mean Maverick Hunter or Irregular Hunter? Heck; even the English version of Mega Man X 4 hilariously made the mistake of using Irregular Hunter for Magma Dragoon.
3:52 Segata, no! Don't tell me you're elitist against Casual mode, too! D: Even then, it's funny seeing Chrom and Lucina feel like they need to survive with the whole permadeath reference, even though that's not a thing in PXZ. :P
+JackgarPrime Phoenix mode is actually a trap. the player THINKS they are playing an easier Fire Emblem, and they technically are, but the 3DS then sends out a signal to Sega and it alerts Segata that they are playing it and not a Sega Saturn. You can guess what happens next
If Cody and Guy from Final Fight/Street Fighter were in. Segata: Jab front and back, then you got the enemy in a loop! Cody: Pretty sure I'll get a head rush from doing that. Guy: You have a... peculiar way of fighting.
Segata: Neptune, as the goddess of Sega, you must work! Neptune: Yikes! He's intense. Nepgear: We'd better win the fight. I don't want to experience his judo throw.
I just love how the autogenerated translation subtitles at the sakura x segata part when segata calls Saruka's name and the subtitles says "Cyber Farm"
What Chrom and Lucina's conversation should've been with Segata Chrom: We're sorry about the missile attack on Sega's headquarters all those years ago, that terrorist left Nintendo after the Sega Saturn devastated the Super Famicom/NES sales. Segata: Rest assured that I've thrown him into his own flaming demise. Besides, last I heard Sega were working on a new weapon dubbed "The Katana" to end the Nintendo 64's short-life. Lucina: I think we should avoid sharing details about the Gamecube.
Segata: "Hmm... If I want story, I'd join Hoshido. But if I want gameplay, I'd choose Nohr." Ryoma: "Xander? Do you know what this guy's talking about?" Xander: "I was just about to ask the exact same question."
Neptune: “Oh. My. Nep! Segata-San!” Nepgear: “it’s so great to see you again Segata-San! Segata: “ah! Lady Purple Heart! Miss Nepgear! It’s good to see you as well!”
Segata: "Shulk, use the Monado as much as possible until you can't use it!" Shulk: "Not to that extreme! I'll only use it responsibly." Dunban: "Segata, do you actually think Shulk's going to go through what I went through with my arm?"
Sonic Cody Your also somewhat incorrect about something. Everyone from Sakura wars and the Sega games (with the exception of Gemini) either know of him or are visited by him frequently. He apparently trains people in the Sakura Wars universe.
some of the dialogue has been completely changed but they're still good. I like that they reference Segata being devoured by zombies in the original Jill/Chris dialogue
Nah... he just has a phobia. Legends says he was shaking so hard with his immense power that the vibration exploded the entire zombie horde. Zombies can only slow him down and make him angry. Never EVER use zombies in an attempt to stop Segata Sanshiro.
Segata: If you like RPGs, You should play the Sega Saturn! Matt: Whats that? Is a Sword of some kind? Lance: I preffer the Nintendo Consoles for that matter, despite the Censorship
Sonic: Hey old man, can you keep up with my blast processing? Segata: Yes I can! Shadow: Sounds like Sonic is going to do what he does... run off to catch a chili dog from the sky.
I love how Segata is the prototypical warrior hero cranked to eleven, and with an unhealthy game obsession. Everyone else has to tell him to chill, yet HE WANTS YOU TO PLAY UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BREAK!
This is the most obscure, hilarious, niche pop culture cornucopia of classic Japanese video game references Fuck. This is so damn good Segata Sanshiro forever!
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*"THIS MAN IS NOT CONSTRAINED BY TIME!"*
*SEGATA SANSHIRO LIVES THROUGH THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE*
Instead, he TRANSCENDS it! That is Segata Sanshiro!
Explains why Ulala knows about him
He's the true Omni King.
Of course he is.
"THESE PEOPLE ARENT HUMAN !" Lmao I'm crying
Segata being Captain Obvious there, I see...
This is a reference from a line in a commercial where he was fighting zombies
He realized the zombies weren't human AFTER he's thrown them twice. It means nobody ever got up after Segata threw them. Therefore the ones that can get up are NOT HUMANS.
The House Of The Dead
Additionally, the part with chris and jill in japanese is also about zombies, it was changed to refer the western commercial about the sega genesis's blast processing which I think is pretty nice
Segata Sanshiro. He has all 3 save files set to different Lunatic+ Classic modes, never uses a soft reset, and has never used EXPonential Growth. Truly, this man is a hero.
+Jinnbow Dude alters reality and activated Classic mode at will. Badass.
I guess i saw a Death Battle video between Chuck Norris and SEGATA SANSHIRO (capitals for him XD).
He also has every unit and never lost a one.
the man not constrained by time and might use the monado....the man is a monster
I can't believe they referenced the Sakura Wars commercial with Segata..
It was a must
Wonder if they'll included him in the upcoming new Sakura War game?
They basically made the relationship CANON with that bit.... :D
They basically referenced any of his commercials when possible, like the one with the DMC cast was the reference to the Wachenröder commercial or the one with the Resident Evil and Darkstalkers cast ("These guys aren't human") refers to The House of the Dead commercial.
I clicked the video expecting that to be the case hahahahha Sakura-saaaaaaan~
Segata, Kiryu, and Majima standing together. Talk about an unstoppable force
That was also Very cutting social commentary for such a light hearted game
I love the fact that every Sega character pretty much knows Segata Sanshiro as of he were a long time friend.
from a certant point of view he is
The Sakura Wars characters did say in that game that he visits once in a while to join them in their training.
Except those from the post-Saturn era.
@@TwilightLink77 But those from the post Saturn era do know him. Ulala and Ryo know him, and they're from Dreamcast era games. Gemini is the only one who doesn't know him. I don't know why. I thought it might be because she was American, but Axel knows Segata. And I'm pretty sure he's American.
@@amosdeguzman9980 Gemini's game is the only one that was released in America or something
1:56 That relationship still exists
It's canon lol
spongebobfan78 The dream is real!!!!
I ship it
a ship not bound by time.
It just makes it all the more hypocritical when Sakura goes Yandere if Ogami so much as breathes within a mile of another woman.
2:36 Segata Sanshiro gives props to Katsuhiro Harada for making one of the greatest fighting games of all time and afterward is questioned by the 2 main characters from said game. Brings a fuckin tear to my eye, man, fuckin beautiful.
3:30 "And you can't have dreams without NiGHTs! Sega Saturn!"
And this is why Segata is the best! He won't let either of those amazing bits of history die!
Who wants NiGHTS for PxZ3 as a solo unit?
Hell yeah.
@@riderjustis3009
Maybe nights and realla yeah i want that and i want sonic and tails for pxz3
"This man... he is not constrained by time."
XD
Kagemaru was the one to truly measure the danger up front...
The translators did a good job to make a lot of concessions, due to how the game references cultural things that only a Japanese person would be aware of. Some references and changes I'm roughly aware of are;
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0:15
A reference to Tekken 3's Xiayou ending;
ruclips.net/video/sVROJi27BYc/видео.html
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0:28
Segata's line about full marks is a reference to his advert for a Saturn steampunk-style game;
ruclips.net/video/kFyYHPxm1GA/видео.html
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0:40
Segata: "Watch out for those zombies! They aren't human!"
Jill: "I guess there's some things (games) you aren't good at, Segata."
Chris: "He might not look it, but I can tell he has some experience..."
This is a direct reference to the House of the Dead adverts in Japan, where Segata fought zombies.
ruclips.net/video/epL1ehXnQEE/видео.html
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1:05
One of the few references that carry over to English, Mega-man is called Rock-man in Japan.
Partly because rock is a reference to drugs in English.
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1:17
Roughly:
Segata: "Cut through, straight to the heart. The Shinobi way!"
Hiryu: "Is that so..?"
Hotsuma: "I'm... Not sure..."
Segata's line is a direct quote for advertising the Japanese version of Hotsuma's game, Shinobi.
ruclips.net/video/HxKUTSJUWbk/видео.html
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1:28
Akira's famous win quote in the Virtua Fighter series.
ruclips.net/video/g_Vu3RZS4jo/видео.html
He also repeats "Namuuu...", Kage's win quote;
ruclips.net/video/iVcho9tui4U/видео.html
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1:40
Mentioning Sakura is presumably a reference, along with...
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1:51
Both these bits are a reference to the Japanese Sakura Wars commercials;
ruclips.net/video/sstcW9I7T50/видео.html
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2:07
Roughly;
Segata: "Just as you have walked a path of crime, I too have followed my own way!"
Kiryu: "Segata... Your path is just playing games though, right?"
Majima: "Play..? Oh, I'm feelin' nostalgic for the night-life in Kamuracho right now!"
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2:25 & 3:00
Segata's lines are a reference to one of his commercials;
"Youngsters... Is there something in your life you are completely devoted to? Something you sink into so deep you put your life on the line?
You must play Sega Saturn! Play... Until your fingers break! Until your fingers break!"
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2:48
Segata: Yes... You truly are the RPG to enforce Justice!
Yuri: "I've already made my choice - Have you forgotten already?"
Flynn: "What's the matter, Yuri?"
「そう…それは正義を貫き通す、RPG」 / "The RPG to enforce justice" is a direct quote used to advertise Tales of Vesperia.
Yuri's line is also a direct quote from the game itself.
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3:12
Segata: "A world connected via the Internet? 'Connect your dreams'... Sega Saturn!"
Haseo: "This again? This old guy never gives it a rest."
Kite: "Uh... I don't think that was the Saturn..."
「夢を繋いで！ドリームキャスト」 - "Connect your dreams! Dreamcast!" Was a tag-line used in Japan for the Dreamcast. Not for the Saturn, like Kite says.
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3:26
Roughly;
Xiaomu: "The creation of dreams is the enrichment for the mind!"
Segata: "In other words... 'A shot of fun, direct to the brain - Sega Saturn!!!'"
Reiji: "Everything has to tie into the Saturn, huh..."
Xiaomu is using old advertising tag-lines from both Bandai and Namco in the 80's. Which makes sense as I think she's an original character developed for the game.
[夢・クリエイション / Dream creation]
[クーソーは、頭のコヤシ / Fantasy enriches the mind]
In addition, Segata's line...
[つまりは脳天直撃！セガサターン！!] / A shot of fun, direct to the brain...
Was used to advertise Virtua Cop 2 & Guardian Heroes on release.
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3:40
This is such an obscure reference that I'm not sure I can do it justice.
Segata: "Both Xeno's are here - Wonderful!
KOS-MOS: "I want to see everything I've dreamed about"
Fiora: "What do you mean KOS-MOS? If you have the Monado, you can.
These lines are basically direct quotes from a Japanese only game called Xenosaga Freaks. Segata's line is a direct
quote from a mini-game in this release called "Kotoba no Puzzle: Mojipittan", which is basically a Japanese word game.
KOS-MOS's line is taken from a Xenosaga-themed song that the Xenosaga cast sing, and the player needs to get
the lines to come together, like a rhythm-action game. The lines she speaks in the Japanese original are
"夢・見た・未来・皆・見たい", roughly the same as what she speaks with Segata.
In short, Segata is breaking the 4th wall again.
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Segata: "Chrom... Real men play classic mode!"
Chrom: "What... Is... This strength..?
Lucina: "I can't fall here in vain..."
Chrom & Lucina are essentially reprising classic mode death / retreat quotes from Fire Emblem series.
Thanks so much for translating!!!
finally, the literal translation
thanks for this. sometimes it irks me how what they say doesn't suit with the subs. can't be help because of the localization, but still
"The only true way to play is Classic Mode!", TELL 'EM SEGATA!
+TrueGreed Segata would of been great for smash bros.
AutZentus same here bro :D
he is a GOD
Because He Actually Is Kamen Rider Ichigou
I love the fact that Chrom and Lucina immediately feel as if they are in danger as classic mode is mentioned.
Segata is literally the greatest thing to happen to video games ever.
And he thanked Harada for making Tekken
Yeah, he's awesome. And he also dated Sakura. It's rare to see a real life man dated a video game character, which is awesome in my opinion. :D
I take it back:
Segata is literally the greatest thing Japan has ever produced.
Ikrani
He brings sheer pain to those who don't play seriously
João Lucas
Then it's a good thing I play seriously. Just haven't been able to get the cash for a Saturn. Or a course on speaking Japanese.
I love how Segata unashamedly breaks the fourth wall and gives no explanation as to why he's able to do so.
+CancerTurtle Because Hiroshi Fujioka is Japan's Chuck Norris and gives 0 fucks.
@@frostmourne1986 Kamen Rider, Kamen Rider, RIDA! RIDA!
@@xavierwalko4175 Tokusatsu is some of the best stuff ever produced and Japan is great for having developed it. It gloriously branched off in inspiration from masked superheroes in the West and Japan made it into something of its own. I mean, some would say their special effects are lacking, but I think it adds to the charm and authenticity.
Wow... Segata nodding Harada... now I've seen it all.
+Seiko Wolfe Greatness recognizes greatness.
next thing you know miyazaki the creator of dark souls will appear
Only remaining one Segata has to mention is Satoru Iwata, to pay his respective respects.
Segata Sanshiro for Tekken 8
" _X! Zero! Are you Mega-Men or Rock-Men?_ "
" _What are you babbling about, Segata? We have a battle to win here._ "
" _I certainly have no idea what he is referring to._ "
Brilliant!
re is refering to zero's and megaman's japanse names i beleve
ben leighton
Yes - I know.
oh
Mega Man - USA Name
Rock Man - Japan Name
Not only that, but Segata would know Rockman/Megaman but X/Zero wouldn't know him.
The X series was SNES exclusive. "The Wily Wars" came out on Genesis.
Nice little bit of canon there.
Jill: "This thing does blast processing, right?!"
Chris: *sobs and checks the manual to no avail*
😂
yeah
Segata Sanshiro just obliterated the fourth wall and gave respect to Harada. xD
Segata is not constrained by time.
the 4th wall didn't play the sega saturn!
And then a Harada like character appears in Kiwami 2
I guess he stopped fighting Chuck Norris out of boredom and decided to be in video games again.
I wonder where he and chuck went to after destroying the solar system.
@@cadburychocolate8888 Their dual-constellation has cameo'd in a number of DeathBattles since then...at least 3....
@@cadburychocolate8888
They cameos on a few Deathbattles and just went about their time doing whatever
SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!
SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!
YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN!!!
I don't have a sega saturn and THIS is the problem
Wait...I'm not playing a Sega Saturn...I'm playing a 3DS.
....I'm half expecting him to punch my through the screens. XD
+Kill Dozer,
Well, if it would calm him down, there's a Sega Saturn theme for the 3DS on sale...
+Christopher Chasteen
Sega saturn... 3D!
just wait for it man
better expect a Rider Kick from him too
Since his waifu Sakura is in this game too...he's gunna calm down
Segata giving Harada respect is the greatest thing ever.
I loved Kazyua's response!
Everyone's horrible memories about losing an important chaacter in Fire Emblem's infamous "Lunatic Mode" strike again
Deadpool does the fourth wall jokes while Segata does the fourth wall references.
+Duriel Lord of Pain Marvel for project x zone 3
+AutZentus I would love that.
+Duriel Lord of Pain I will prefer a super heros based theme based on this game then trowing marvel in PXZ who is video game theme.
I would love hat.
Well She-Hulk and Deadpool make the jokes.
"This man is not bound by time." Even the game is aware of the might of Segata!
The hype. Too real... SEGATA SANSHIRO WILL ALWAYS LIVE IN OUR HEARTS!
SEGATA SHNSHIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
He's still alive i think xd
His reunion with his wife is heartwarming.
Fun fact, after the events of project X zone 2, everyone went back very injured
Unless they were a part of the sega saturn
Segata: Frank! I bet your camera doesn't have the raw power that comes from 32 bits of pure processing power!
Frank: Buddy, this camera is way more powerful than an old hunk of junk system from the 90's.
Chuck: Making this guy mad isn't something you want to do, Frank.
AlexStrife89 what about nick and dick from dr3
Ohhh, now I know who you're talking about! That would be an interesting team, wouldn't it? The Dead Rising protagonists!
@@northkuledud3749 Or maybe Nick as a solo support. It would work too.
Wise words, Chuck Greene.
@@mdalsted We got Frank in the first game (paired up with Hisen-Ko/Lei-Lei) , there no reason we couldn't get Chuck next time.
Good translation overall, let me point out the localizations (to anyone interested):
(For the record, a lot of these details come from the Japanese wiki.)
- Chris & Jill
Segata actually says "Be wary of zombies, they aren't human!!" (the line he says in his House of the Dead commercial.)
Jill's reply is the same ("so you have a weakness too, Segata") and Chris concludes with "We know it far too well..."
- X & Zero
Minor nitpick, but X says "Let's just say...I don't know what you're talking about" (implying he actually does)
- Kiryu & Majima
Untranslatable pun. Segata's shtick is to "master the path (of playing)". The kanji for "Master" can be read as "Goku", and "path" is "Do" (like in Bushido, Judo etc). "Gokudo" is another way to say "Yakuza", that's why Segata says they're the same. Kiryu replies the same way, that Segata just mastered playing, but Majima's line is totally different: "Playing? Aah, I miss Kamuro-cho by night..."
- Yuri & Flynn
It's kind of unclear here (at least to me), but what Segata says is Tales of Vesperia's subtitle, "The RPG to carry through your justice", and Yuri replies with one of his famous lines "I've already made my choice...did you forget?" I'm not sure if his line here is from Vesperia as well...
- Kite & Haseo
Pretty much on point, but Kite says "I don't think that wasn't the Sega Saturn though...?"
- KOS-MOS & Fiora
Segata: Xeno + Xeno...Xenopittan! (word minigame included in a Xenosaga bonus disc)
KOS-MOS: The future I dreamed about...I want to see it with my own eyes. (In this minigame the Xenosaga girls sang the theme song of Mojipittan, the game it's based on, and those are KOS-MOS' lines).
I might be missing something, but this should be all...
Just as I thought, they didn't translate Segata's conversation with Jill and Chris, and replaced it completely.
You need more likes. I knew i was missing something about the yakuza dialogue
Yuri's line is from Tales of Vesperia.
Nice
In the Kite & Haseo dialogue, Sanshiro is quoting Dreamcast's Japanese catchphrase ("Connecting dreams! Dreamcast") but changed the Dreamcast part to Sega Saturn, which is why Kite says "I don't think that was the Sega Saturn though".
I just love the fact that all the Sega characters just know him and his deal.
No explaination. THEY JUST DO.
The Harada reference kills it, Segata greatness is above time, space and "walls" XD
I love how every Sega character respect segata since he was the mascot of Sega
Let's just all stop for a moments and thank SEGA for making SEGATA the legend that he is
Segata: You can't have dreams without NiGHTs!
Dreams at home: Balan Wonderworld
I just love how everyone pretty much turned into a fan when Segata Sanshiro started talking
Man if I wasn't a Kamen Rider Fan I wouldn't know that the actor Voicing Segata Sanshiro was also the very first Kamen Rider from the 1970s.
Kamen Rider 1 and Segata are as one! Seriously, I didn't know that they were played by the same guy either.
EarlnEarl Same here.
+JadenXDemonMan SATURN KICK!
What do you mean played by the same guy?! There is no one that plays Segata! He IS Ichigo. Segata is just is other job.
starboy35tcoos I know that's a joke but in all seriousness I still can't believe Sagata and Kamen Rider Ichigo are portrayed by the same man.
They even play his theme! This almost had me weeping tears of nostalgia for the old days!
"The only way to play is *CLASSIC MODE!* "
Me: *twitches in permadeath* If you say so, sir...
I love that the team consisting of only Nintendo Characters are overwhelmed and intimidated by Segata Sanshiro.
Considering he threatened Chrom and Lucina with classic mode, I can't blame them lol
That game can be scary on Clasic at higher difficulties
1:53
It's the Sakura Wars 2 commercial all over again! XD
Love the reference! :D
Project X Zone 3 Sega Shiro & Sakura Amamiya From Sakura Wars 2019
THESE PEOPLE AREN'T HUMAN!
+Guts The Black Swordsman Can't get any more obvious than that, Segata.
''Segata, the only thing youre the master of is a bunch of videogames''
Says the man that became a Real Estate God by Playing Out run
Segata: You there! You must pley Sega Saturn!
Reimu: Oh yeah? With what money!?
Marisa: Reimu, what even is a saturn?
Don't tease me like this
Kyo Kusanagi and Iori Yagami (King of Fighters)
Kyo: Hold on, are you seriously saying you're able to fight because you play a bunch of video games!?
Segata: The path of play is not to be taken lightly. I will show you the true power of the Sega Saturn!
Iori: This is like Kyokugenryu for video games. I can't even believe I'm saying things like this...
Project X Zone 3 must have SNK characters in it!
Segata: Sonic! You have kept SEGA Alive and well. I have all my respect for you.
Sonic: Thanks, Sorry if I hog the spotlight too often.
Shadow: Hmmph, I'm A star too, you know.
+Christian Harrison do another for Alex Kidd please.
+rebirth2526 But who's going to be Alex's partner?
maybe Sonic because both are Sega's mascot
+Corrin Fates Segata, of course.
Why isn't Sonic in the game?
Segata: Chrom! The only true way to play is Classic Mode!
*Back in the world of FE Awakenig:*
Frederik: Sir! What's wrong?
Robin: ...I don't feel so good...
00:43, he says: "Beware of zombies! They´re not human!", but that translation will do. Genesis ftw!
+Raphael Belmont In the French Version he says "You still call it Genesis !? It's called MEGA DRIVE !" And them he says things about 16 bits, but i couldn't read fast enough.
+Raphael Belmont Excellent work translating that by ear. The blast processing localization comment was clearly made for overseas gamers. XD
It was more of a dialogue replacement than a translation, though
I LOVE having Segata in this game. he's so hilarious
+Tobias Black Including or aside from tossing Yuri and Flynn off a hill?
+Gamesmarts194 that was just perfect.
i agree
His judo throw can make a man explode
twice.
I can't stop laughing. All references were great, but lecturing Fire Emblem characters on Classic Mode was the icing on the cake. XD
Holy crap, the injokes are off the Segata charts!
Segata Sanshiro only plays Fire Emblem on Classic on the hardest difficulty.
With only sword lords, no legendary weapons.
And he has never lost a single unit.
Sonic: I hope you guys know what speed is.
Segata: Yes! Blast processing!
Tails: Now where have I heard that before. Something about “Genetics”? Must be me
i wish they were in this game too
that interaction would be awsome
Captain Falcon: "The legendary Segata Sanshiro? Why don't you show me your moves?" Segata: "Sure. I'll show how stylish my moves are to two legendary bounty hunters!" Samus: "I'm sure the Space Pirates wouldn't stand a chance against this guy...."
(Terry Bogard & Ryo Sakazaki)
Ryo Sakazaki: Y'know, whenever i look at you, you remind me of my father.
Segata Sanshiro: Heh, now that you mention it, i do have a son, his name is Sega Shiro!
Terry Bogard: I would love to meet him someday.
Segata: "Pit! Are you ready to step up to Intensity 9.0?!" Pit: "W-What?! Not Intensity 9.0! Lady Palutena! Help me!" Palutena: "Now, now, Pit. Real angels never turn down a challenge. I know you can do it."
Yea segata would actually be able to have a normal conversation with pit since he also destroys the 4th wall. that is until segata starts rambling about the saga Saturn…
Segata's dialogues are easily the funniest of all single units, just because it contain parody of real life. Harada-san (creator of Tekken) is my personal best.
Are you still watching this? YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN!!!!
I'M TRYING!!!!
They're out of my budget and I can't sell another kidney, I already sold 2
(Gets Judo thrown, explodes twice upon impact)
funny how nobody is making a Kamen Rider Ichigo reference considering the fact Hiroshi Fujioka is famous for Segata Sanshiro just as much as Kamen Rider Ichigo
And the more amazing part is that not only is his son playing as Segata's son, but he's also playing as the younger version of Ichigo.
CHROM! THE ONLY WAY TO PLAY IS CLASSIC MODE!
+TornadoADV Level 9 classic mode against 64 Pikachu, Melee fox, Brawl Meta Knight, and Smash 4 Bayonetta.
Not that Classic mode.
Level 1 phoenix mode with 64 Samus, Melee Kirby or Pichu, Brawl Ganondorf, and Sm4sh Palutena would be better.
TheDiscoGenre Hey Palutena isn't that bad. Choose someone like Zelda.
Fire Emblem's Classic Mode: If a unit is defeated in battle, they die and will not be playable for the rest of the playthrough. Every decision is critical. However, if a 'Lord' character (Examples: Marth, Chrom, Robin, Corrin, etc.) were to be defeated, you'd simply get a 'Game Over'.
While I'm not too surprised at Segata Sanshiro being among the most iconic roles Hiroshi Fujioka ever performed (behind the legendary Kamen Rider #1, of course), I never expect him to be R0 in the Tomica Hero franchise. Lastly, Fujioka's son, Maito, not only acted as a younger #1 for Kamen Rider: Beyond Generations, he's also become the new brand ambassador of Sega, Segata's son Sega Shiro.
Uh, say, how many people laugh at anything Segata does?
Segata: Are you Mega-men or Rock-men?
Seriously, Megaman (US) and Rockman (Japan)
+Seijo Vangelta Oh Segata: You mean Maverick Hunter or Irregular Hunter? Heck; even the English version of Mega Man X 4 hilariously made the mistake of using Irregular Hunter for Magma Dragoon.
Alex Kidd:Segata you can do this I believe in you
Segata: "Are you Robotnik or Eggman?"
3:52 Segata, no! Don't tell me you're elitist against Casual mode, too! D:
Even then, it's funny seeing Chrom and Lucina feel like they need to survive with the whole permadeath reference, even though that's not a thing in PXZ. :P
+DarkGold777 He's the most hardcore of all gamers. Of course he shuns Casual mode!
The very concept of Phoenix Mode would send him on a rampage!
+JackgarPrime Phoenix mode is actually a trap. the player THINKS they are playing an easier Fire Emblem, and they technically are, but the 3DS then sends out a signal to Sega and it alerts Segata that they are playing it and not a Sega Saturn. You can guess what happens next
+DarkGold777 *drops 3DS* I WASN'T USING CASUAL MODE!!
+Corrin Fates If you're very VERY lucky, he may still be fighting Chuck Norris......but if that's true, we're ALL dead, and........uh-oh....
+DarkGold777 Chrom and Lucina afraid of Classic mode HAH
Segata: Do a barrel roll!Fox: Uh, we're not in our ships....Falco: I think he means a judo roll.......probably.
+Zindakku "Why are we even out of our ships? Ugh."
1:07 Segata asked a question that fans had been asking for a long time
And X dodged questions as fast as possible
Rebel: Fuck! It's Segata Sanshiro!
Verse: Shit! If they win, we're fucked!
Chuck Norris: That won't happen for as long as i'm here.
If Cody and Guy from Final Fight/Street Fighter were in.
Segata: Jab front and back, then you got the enemy in a loop!
Cody: Pretty sure I'll get a head rush from doing that.
Guy: You have a... peculiar way of fighting.
Segata: Neptune, as the goddess of Sega, you must work!
Neptune: Yikes! He's intense.
Nepgear: We'd better win the fight. I don't want to experience his judo throw.
This guy and his constant references put a big ass smile on my face during my first playthrough. SEGA SATURN!!!!!
Phoenix: Sega Saturn? I Never Heard Of that.
Maya: I Bet Its Really Cool!
Segata: Never? You Two Must Play Sega Saturn!
Thats mine For Ace Attorney And Segata Sanshiro
Segata forcibly putting Chrom and Lucina in classic mode is the best.
I can see Segata still have soft spots for the lovely Sakura even till this day
I just love how the autogenerated translation subtitles at the sakura x segata part when segata calls Saruka's name and the subtitles says "Cyber Farm"
What Chrom and Lucina's conversation should've been with Segata
Chrom: We're sorry about the missile attack on Sega's headquarters all those years ago, that terrorist left Nintendo after the Sega Saturn devastated the Super Famicom/NES sales.
Segata: Rest assured that I've thrown him into his own flaming demise. Besides, last I heard Sega were working on a new weapon dubbed "The Katana" to end the Nintendo 64's short-life.
Lucina: I think we should avoid sharing details about the Gamecube.
actually,the missile attack was from sony not nintendo ;)
Nah, best leave the fourth-wall-breaking to Segata.
Dean Wynn how would Chrom and Lucina know about the GameCube IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE A- oh wait, that's the N64 I'm thinking of…
That's probably something that would better fit Mario and Luigi.
The thing is that the Saturn actually BEAT the N64 in japan. Segata actually succeeded.
Majima poking fun at the media blaming video games for violence is the best lol
They seriously need to add Segata-san in Super Smash Bros.!!!
Alvin De Rama Would be funny if they did it as a commentary easter egg on a Sonic stage a la Palutena's Guidance in Smash 4 or Snake's Codec in Brawl
if they did add him imma hope you guys keep a secret but since canonically segata is a kamen rider they'd have to make kamen rider ichigo first
2:18 the three manliest men on the planet in the same room
Segata just set the game to Classic Mode! Poor Chrom and Lucina!
Segata: "Hmm... If I want story, I'd join Hoshido. But if I want gameplay, I'd choose Nohr." Ryoma: "Xander? Do you know what this guy's talking about?" Xander: "I was just about to ask the exact same question."
3:54 Ah geez... Segeta is THAT kind of Fire Emblem fan
Damn, they kill the joke with HOTD on Jill and Chris dialogue, Segata actually saying to be careful as they aren't human
Neptune: “Oh. My. Nep! Segata-San!”
Nepgear: “it’s so great to see you again Segata-San!
Segata: “ah! Lady Purple Heart! Miss Nepgear! It’s good to see you as well!”
Segata: "Shulk, use the Monado as much as possible until you can't use it!" Shulk: "Not to that extreme! I'll only use it responsibly." Dunban: "Segata, do you actually think Shulk's going to go through what I went through with my arm?"
And he's STILL dating Sakura
+João Lucas (Adler) ...that is.....amazing...years later....Sakura remembers him.....*Sheds a tear* Beautiful
I Wonder what happened the Last Years. Oh Well... Gaming Relations are Different
Not really. The game kinda shows them in a different relationship. More like a sibling thing, with Segata warning Ogami to stay faithful.
......still it's love
Sonic Cody
Your also somewhat incorrect about something. Everyone from Sakura wars and the Sega games (with the exception of Gemini) either know of him or are visited by him frequently. He apparently trains people in the Sakura Wars universe.
2:18 Yo, that line is smooth. Fits well today. (Or the general inaccuracy of it.)
I don’t which is better, the fact Dante likes Segata or the fact they referenced the Sakura Wars commercial
some of the dialogue has been completely changed but they're still good. I like that they reference Segata being devoured by zombies in the original Jill/Chris dialogue
Nah... he just has a phobia. Legends says he was shaking so hard with his immense power that the vibration exploded the entire zombie horde.
Zombies can only slow him down and make him angry. Never EVER use zombies in an attempt to stop Segata Sanshiro.
1:01 “These people aren’t human!” is a reference to the Segata Sanshiro House of The Dead commercial
Did he seriously thanked Katsuhiro Harada? lmao
+Pande Putu Basurama Yeah, I'm convince Segata actually came from the real, REAL world, and he's just hoping between Sega games.
+Pande Putu Basurama Could be because he is Sega's answer to Deadpool
well.. it is a namco game.
Segata: If you like RPGs, You should play the Sega Saturn!
Matt: Whats that? Is a Sword of some kind?
Lance: I preffer the Nintendo Consoles for that matter, despite the Censorship
Sonic: Hey old man, can you keep up with my blast processing?
Segata: Yes I can!
Shadow: Sounds like Sonic is going to do what he does... run off to catch a chili dog from the sky.
One Nintendo/Microsoft/Sony CEO disliked this video cuz Segata Sanshiro saved SEGA headquarters.
I love how Segata is the prototypical warrior hero cranked to eleven, and with an unhealthy game obsession. Everyone else has to tell him to chill, yet HE WANTS YOU TO PLAY UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BREAK!
You my friend...have done a great service for the world of gamers.
This is the most obscure, hilarious, niche pop culture cornucopia of classic Japanese video game references
Fuck. This is so damn good
Segata Sanshiro forever!
RIDAAAAA
HEN-
Whops wrong line
The rpg title reference for Yuri and Flynn was neat
"AND YOU CAN'T HAVE DREAMS WITHOUT NiGHTS!" AYE YO TALK TO EM!
Okay Kiryu’s burn got me laughing..