No joke, A portuguese breakfast is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a portuguese breakfast.
@@6pikablu976 Ya I have read the light novels but it also depends on what the directors cut out too. I mean there was a ton of pretty important stuff cut out from the first part to but hopefully not.
@@matthewmelo2765 definitely isnt about a women, a men, and a egg. Dont forget could be 2 men or 2 women doesnt matter which way still involves cooking a egg after
It's official. From now on, every time they release new bloopers, I'll start counting the time until the Portuguese breakfast joke appears. See which season breaks the record. lol
Eugeo’s Nani And Quinella just saying, “BUT NO MOTORBOATING YOU LITTLE BITCH!” Kirito noticing the first time Quinella naked. And gosh dang, the Portuguese breakfast.
I love Patrick Keller so much. When he said, “ShWiNg” it was hilarious. I can’t get over this. I also loved it when Asuna said, “Time for the bloopers, beaches.”
Next season of SAO is the last season its called Unital Ring I count all of Alicization as a season all 4 arcs we're getting but youll be waiting a good 2 years for Unital Ring tho
Okay so... when I watched the normal version... I didn’t even think of Alphonse... but when I went to watch this (and for the first time too - I rewatch these, especially to show my friends), I thought the statue looked like Alphonse just before Eugeo’s voice actor voiced it XD god dammit
*sword grows longer.* “SCHWING” Also the “sorry I had to use my underwear for it.” And “Chudelkins first time.” And “Dam son what conditioner are you using?”
Honestly Lisbeth "saying later numbnuts" was perfect.
I can actual see her saying thay episode end product
@@astablackdevil1510 plus her VA is no stranger to Abridged work.
I wish she actually said that
@@matthewcoyle4131 who's her VA?
@@IanTho1 Sarah anne Williams. Voice of Tifa in FFVII Machinabridged.
“Holy **** It’s alfons Elric’s Armor!”
I wheezed
he said what i was thinking
It’s true tho
*Alphonse
SAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEE
Kristen Desiderio I read this as it said it
Kirito: "I'm gonna have to kiss him."
Date A Live and Sword Art Online crossover confirmed.
Hahah that would actually be dope and it turns out date a live might have been a game this whole time explains the romance choices(theory)
g a y
**gay x2**
*butt naked Eugeo enters chat*
DogeMcDoge *There would be no more SAO Haters if that happened...*
5:04 best *NAAAANNNIII!!!!* I have ever heard yet
Laughed so hard
Me too lmao
I thought he shouted *”WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!”*
Omaue Wa Mu Shinderu
I laugh to hard to this 😂
This felt like I was watching clips of an abridged. I love it.
AsianXero fr😭
These bloopers are wayyy better than Abridged.
Damn son ~ what conditioner are you using ? LOL thats killed me 😂😂😂
Are you a boy or a girl
Either way I subscribed to you
Lol
He showers with head and shoulders
Yeah! 😂
"I'm gonna have to kiss him." This ship got real. Also I want more.
gæ
That's gay but funny
Every fan girl screamed at that one moment
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@@Lollol-ty2nx same
No he's back with his Portuguese breakfast 😂
Haha, im portuguese and i didnt know the meaning
Hopefully you never find out...
I'm surprised the Abridged series didn't include the joke.
Well that would require competent writers behind it now wouldn’t it,
@@scurreith3667 The abridged series definitely has competent writers, tbf
Damn it an I thought we could escape the Portuguese breakfast this time around
Na bru you should no that by now
I didnt get the joke :(
@@info9032 the weird part is that im portuguese and i still didnt get it :\
No joke, A portuguese breakfast is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a portuguese breakfast.
@@info9032 explain the joke to me xD pls
*Holy shit it's Alphonse Elric's armor!*
@Royal blood Shadow Full Metal Alchemist
Royal blood Shadow no
I saw that right when u said it
"Later numbnuts" would actually fit her💀💀
*Numbnuts ;P
BethanyJay VA ah I hear it now, my bad xD
@@Jasperlino12 its fine xD
i agree! felt natural
Honestly wished there were more of quinella. Her character was ripe for tons of these kind of bloopers.
ego ro haven’t you seen that there will be a new season in October??? She might actually be there, for a short while more...
I promise this is super cut down. She recorded SO many bloopers haha.
@@MewKiyoko Will the uncut version be available to the public?
@@6pikablu976 Ya I have read the light novels but it also depends on what the directors cut out too. I mean there was a ton of pretty important stuff cut out from the first part to but hopefully not.
@@6pikablu976 Quinella's fully dead, no coming back.
He will never let the Portuguese breakfast go, will he?
*good*
Razormarks I don’t understand the joke
Portuguese people cook their food way too much
@@matthewmelo2765 yeah, definitely not that meaning
@@matthewmelo2765 definitely isnt about a women, a men, and a egg. Dont forget could be 2 men or 2 women doesnt matter which way still involves cooking a egg after
Can we not talk about this please 😂
4:50 - 4:55
I think I can hear Izzy and Carrie from Something Witty Entertainment in the back XD.
I can see that 😂😂😂
Bless the people who upload the bloopers to SAO every year. Thank you for doing so much love to your channel
I just realized that the english voice actor for asuna is the same lady that voices makoto from persona 5
Sachi's voice actor was Haru's as well
WTF!
Consider me mindblown
5:04 is my reaction curently
Yep. And leafa is Morgana. And, if your playing Royal, Bryce also makes an appearance. But I won’t tell you who...
"I mean, i missed the flaps look at me i just suck"
Next time chudelkin's first time hahahahah that part got me
DeGamer 126 😂
I felt like "xXx_P3rVyCh0d31k1n_xX wants to rape"
It was the best
I dont get it
Abridged has real usernames. Like xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMeeee
4:37 all the kirito x eugeo shippers. This is for you.
lmao 😂😂😂😂
Date A Live x Sword Art Online confirmed?!?!?
Yeet xD
Lol he going to cheat on asunna
I know this is late, but THANK YOU!! 😭😭😭
2:15 that's the cutest sneeze I have ever heard
That wasnt a cough?
That's the amazing Cassandra for ya! She has an adorable voice!
I love their bloopers so much😂😂💕💕
Wish continuation of SAO abridged could come sooner.
That's facs man
Oh its coming
@@hermit2277 when
VandaBear We don’t actually know. We just know that it’s more than 50% complete.
Still waiting for them to reach gun gale online
“I got brownies and edibles” 😂😂
Is that a line from somewhere
It's official.
From now on, every time they release new bloopers, I'll start counting the time until the Portuguese breakfast joke appears. See which season breaks the record. lol
I should stop laughing, it’s 2am
Bro I was waiting for these bloopers thx for recording it
3:19
Holy Sh*t Its Alphonse Elric's Armor
Fullmetal Alchemist BrotherHood ❤❤
Eugeo’s Nani And Quinella just saying, “BUT NO MOTORBOATING YOU LITTLE BITCH!”
Kirito noticing the first time Quinella naked.
And gosh dang, the Portuguese breakfast.
Pretty sure she said motorboating not moaning
@@jutsumaniac4569 I didn't know how to spell it soo.
That last one got me dead yoooo 💀💀💀 5:38
My fav's:
1:18
1:29 LMAO
1:45 The FREAKING Portu... OML.
1:56 TF? xDxDxD
2:04
2:22 Klein xD
2:31 Literally xD
3:15 Eugeo& references LOL
4:11 Kirito, please, RELAX XDDD
4:52 I want to touch his hair too lol
sakura5sango6 Roblox girl?
@@ominously2574 Huh? What's that? :c
With the 4:52 thing: NANI!?
I’ll take a Portuguese breakfast with ocean turtle soup
@@knowhatnot347 lol xD
4:50 that guy that was like " WOOOOAAHHHH" Killed
Me 😂
Sounds like something from saoa, except that was intentional; saoa is a pure masterpiece of work.
Hearing Kirito sing Don't Stop Believing is actually music to the ears.
Eugeo just...don’t stop being awesome...
3:14 i died FMA 😂
Yaaaaaaas
Sp1dre yes I’m dieing of this shit😂😂
Thx for posting, you definitely got our backs
I’m just glad people still care about sao
There's justbless SAO haters nowadays they've realised it's just pointless to hate it at this point besides the novel's writting has gotten better
Also there's less plothols
for me personally, i care more about the voice actors then the shaky plot.
@@Succubus_L0li SAO Haters all followed what RUclipsrs said about SAO so theres no need to worry about those people anyways
Ah yes.
So many references to the S1 and S2 bloopers 😂
The did I stutter part was great lmao
Best. Bloopers. EVER. If only I was there, I would've laughed amongst the crowd
1:58 DON'T STOP BELIEVING HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING~~
Bro kirito really said “don’t stop believe in what’s that feelin!!” While eugeo was dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't watch the dub, but hot damn, I love watching all of the bloopers from it!
sao bloopers still rocking it i thought alicization cant get funny bloopers xD
Best Nani ever! 😂
your amazing bro thanks for recording for us
Sao bloopers never seem to disappoint 😂😭😭
Lol I loved when they brought the Portuguese breakfast in alizasation. I couldnt breath
Omg, i love the cast of SAO.
Next episode:
*Shudelkin's First Time*
*insert lenny face here*
When I heard Alphonse Elric
HELL YEAH IT IS
5:34
Deadpool: "Challenge accepted!"
Sao made me tear up so much and I can’t ever forget it, and the new episodes of underworld come this Saturday
1:58 Don’t stop believin hold on the that feeling lol.
One of the best things about English dub is the bloopers 😂😂😂
“Holy ** it’s Alfonse Elric’s armor”
hahaahah i was at this panel it was so much fun it was cool singing the happy birthday song lol
"Damn girl, you should get with a real man"
1:24 I JUST ABOUT FELL OUTTA MY SEAT I'M DEAD
“Holy sh*t Alfonze Elrics armour
"holy shet its alphonse elric's armor" xD
I love Patrick Keller so much. When he said, “ShWiNg” it was hilarious. I can’t get over this. I also loved it when Asuna said, “Time for the bloopers, beaches.”
It‘s actually Bryce Papenbrook :3 Patrick Keller is Kirito‘s German voice actor. But I love both c:
3:19 i said the exact same thing when i saw that armor🤣🤣🤣
2nd rewatch god this stuff is amazing
"I am gonna have to kiss him!"🤣🤣🤣 lmao
Kirito: "I'm going to have to kiss him"
Me: "As if Alicization Lycoris didn't ship them enough..."
For real, he's the only guy with a bedtime event
2:48 - 3:05 those 2 there are what got me the most, I absolutely died
This was so fucking hilarious, I had no idea what a Portuguese breakfast was
PERFECT! Can’t wait for the next season of sao!
Next season of SAO is the last season its called Unital Ring I count all of Alicization as a season all 4 arcs we're getting but youll be waiting a good 2 years for Unital Ring tho
SAO Abridged proves that these are the scenes that should have remained in the anime. xD
Abridge isnt at this point yet so it should be Bloopers instead
Gotta love it when VA's can just have fun!
"Holy shit its alphonse elrics armor!"
Holy shittt I'm wheezing
Alice and Eugeo's voices are perfecr-
1:43 Eugeo's face when he said Portuguese breakfast.
Kirito loves Portuguese breakfasts, he’s probably had one with his whole harem
HOLY SHIT ITS ALPHONSE ELRIC’s ARMOR
Men this was hilarious, didn't know they have bloopers like this. Hoping for the final arc bloopers this year😆
Who's Waiting SAO Alicization Episode 25?
Just Me? Oki ^-^
Okay so... when I watched the normal version... I didn’t even think of Alphonse... but when I went to watch this (and for the first time too - I rewatch these, especially to show my friends), I thought the statue looked like Alphonse just before Eugeo’s voice actor voiced it XD god dammit
Escape to the world of anime
with bloopers
Kirito and Eugeo being sus is a big W
I'm still waiting for one of them to reference JoJo.
damn this dub its so funny best way to relive stress 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude, the bloopers are better than the anime don’t even @ me
4:53 😂
I'm watching FMA Brotherhood right now and at 3:17 I thought that looked like Al and sure enough "holy shit. It's Alphonse Elric's armor."
*sword grows longer.*
“SCHWING”
Also the “sorry I had to use my underwear for it.”
And “Chudelkins first time.”
And “Dam son what conditioner are you using?”
Why is Eugeo such a savage??
*Holy shit it’s Alphonse Elrics armor!*
Me: *HAEEEEEEEE* (yes that’s how I wheeze...)
this is amazing
5:05 That NANI was the most hilarious 😂😂😂
The real voice actors could do the abridged series
3:21 ok I will admit, that was actually a legitimate thing to say.
5:31 i will never Watch that On Public
being a VA sounds like alot of fun now
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I LOVED IT!😍
It's nice not having to hear
*"BRICEEEEEEE"*
2:55
How funny would it be if Bryce said “it’s over Zamasu!”
All this sounds better than the actual source material
I love how they do these every year