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  • @peteengard9966
    @peteengard9966 Год назад +676

    It must have been difficult to cut this video DOWN to 25 minutes. In today's Clown World you could have this going 24/7 year long.

    • @soulkeeper3828
      @soulkeeper3828 Год назад +2

      so why dont we see longer vids like 1 hour ? or is youtube no paying out as mutch ?

    • @RexSkittles
      @RexSkittles Год назад +10

      Just turn on CNN and there’s your show.

    • @ZZZarkov
      @ZZZarkov Год назад +4

      And believe me, there could be a different video for every western country!

    • @darrenpokorski7756
      @darrenpokorski7756 Год назад

      Let’s be honest my friends, this show could run 24/7 with new content REGULARLY. These young people and others have this cult mentality of pure unadulterated STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE and will do nothing to learn or change anything by getting physically involved. Only through their phones and computers will they get involved. They’ll never get their hands dirty. Ever. It’s that mentality that is destroying our “climate”. And yes, there IS “climate change”. We just call it “seasons”.

    • @architexturalchaos1862
      @architexturalchaos1862 Год назад

      I wanted to ''like'' this, but it is currently at 666, did not want to spoil it.

  • @Kathiebaxter
    @Kathiebaxter Год назад +26

    I was in line in the supermarket yesterday and a woman was trying to convince me that the economy is booming. Those were her exact words. She said there wouldn’t be so many positions open if the economy was in trouble.I didn’t have the heart to point out the dead people.

    • @jp3711nc1
      @jp3711nc1 Год назад

      Apparently she doesn't know how basic economics work. If fact we don't live in a capital society at all. We most likely live in a communist state of capitalism crony capitalism. It may look good at first but wait tell a couple of days or even months when it comes crashing down.

    • @la108293
      @la108293 Год назад +2

      Went to Publix near me recently, it had been a while. I was literally in a state of shock at the prices. Publix can go kick rocks, never again.

    • @kneegrow3906
      @kneegrow3906 Год назад

      These people are beyond help. They could have the democrat Gestapo forcing them into cages and murdering conservatives and they would still be clamoring to vote for them on election day. There is no hope for them.

  • @CrazyDiamnd76
    @CrazyDiamnd76 Год назад +22

    If you would've told me 5 years ago this is the world we would be living in. I would call you crazy and stop taking your calls. Its insanity. "The best writers couldn't make this up" great quote Zed.

    • @eagleithrustx777
      @eagleithrustx777 4 месяца назад

      You know the difference between fact and fiction? Fiction has to make sense.

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco Год назад +112

    I don't want to imagine my childhood without me following my dad around like a shadow "helping" repair his truck, nor would my life have been enriched by not having played with my own kids when they were little.
    What a world.....

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp Год назад +6

      Seriously. I hope that "parent" enjoys their retirement home with no visitors.

    • @matthewmiller225
      @matthewmiller225 Год назад +1

      Me either. I was my Dad's first born son his little helper. Helping with the car holding a flash light was terrible for me.😂😂

    • @MrsShocoTaco
      @MrsShocoTaco Год назад

      @@matthewmiller225 😅

  • @ballyastrocade5672
    @ballyastrocade5672 Год назад +289

    I approve of the "glowing themselves up" trend. The unnatural colors serve as aposematic signals for the rest of us to avoid something toxic. 😛

    • @dhunter1133
      @dhunter1133 Год назад +22

      They're like human "Mr. Yuck" stickers.
      (Yes, I'm that old...)

    • @JvSalinger
      @JvSalinger Год назад +13

      That, my friend, is a $100 word. Full marks.

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 Год назад +11

      'Warning coloration.'

    • @Felessen
      @Felessen Год назад

      Just like in nature, its a trap.

    • @justliving3977
      @justliving3977 Год назад

      @@dhunter1133 I should buy some of those and see if I can sneak stick them on people.

  • @ShadoBanned
    @ShadoBanned Год назад +7

    I never kept my laptop camera covered, but now that they made it public that they KNOW people are covering them, and that they don't like it, damn, I'm covering mine. Right now 😳

    • @jsnanax4.
      @jsnanax4. 7 месяцев назад

      I also have the front facing camera on my phone has always been covered.

  • @victorpena9824
    @victorpena9824 Год назад +149

    Hey Tyler,
    I worked with temperature sensors for decades. I found the weather maps of temperature in Europe as ludicrous. In Celsius, 25°C is 77°F and 35°C is 95°F.. To flip the colors around from green to red is fear mongering pure and simple.
    Here in Austin Texas we are seeing temps around 108, all because of a pesky high pressure dome that's been hanging around for the past 3 weeks. By September we should see it being pushed aside by the first cold fronts. My electric bill will then be lowered and my pocket book will be thankful.
    Only a politician will state that there were accurate temperature measurements 120,000 years ago. WTF are they thinking???🙄

    • @46wireboy
      @46wireboy Год назад +19

      Two things, yes it is 💯 fearmongering, and 2, they stopped at 120,000 years because they believe it was MUCH hotter prior to that.

    • @b.calvinsaul1909
      @b.calvinsaul1909 Год назад +16

      Plus, we know that there were crops growing 800 years ago where it is too cold to grow them now.

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 Год назад +18

      Hilariously, we are currently in an Interglacial Period of the Last Ice Age. 120,000 years ago was the Peak of the Eemian Interglacial Period. Funny how that happens. It's almost as if Interglacial Periods of Warmer Weather are normal...

    • @djdeemz7651
      @djdeemz7651 Год назад +5

      Don't you wish the USA would just convert to celcius like everywhere else in the world

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 Год назад

      ​@@djdeemz7651no. I like being a distinct country with actual differences. I don't like jumping on bandwagons just because "everyone else is doing it". And I love the fact that it gets Europeans so butthurt when we won't emulate their "leadership" they do desperately want to impose on the world. I feel bad enough seeing McDonalds and hearing rap music and rock playing in other cultural regions, seeing the unique regional differences all dissolve into a brown globalist, consumerist muck without actively trying to encourage the same from my own country.

  • @cadredeux1047
    @cadredeux1047 Год назад +416

    Lizzo fat shaming an employee is like Joe Biden yelling at the dog for pooping on the rug.

    • @la108293
      @la108293 Год назад +11

      Lizzo: " Ya'll need yo potassium, eat up gals!"

    • @jimreilly917
      @jimreilly917 Год назад +6

      😂

    • @yustooopid7090
      @yustooopid7090 Год назад +12

      Joe Biden yelling at Jill for forgetting his diapers.

    • @VroomNDoom2602
      @VroomNDoom2602 Год назад +11

      Even the dog didn't poop in front of the pope. Not that I have much respect for any of these individuals.

    • @deathpie24
      @deathpie24 Год назад +8

      Wait until he remembers that he doesn't have a dog

  • @lloydrasmussen554
    @lloydrasmussen554 Год назад +3

    "The Stupid Hurts Sometimes." Truer words were never spoken. That would make a great bumper sticker.

  • @jjc4577
    @jjc4577 Год назад +107

    There is a really good reason why they stopped including food and energy in the inflation calculation.

    • @TommyNitro
      @TommyNitro Год назад +13

      Yup, just two of the most important factors. It's like a kid saying "if you just ignore calculus and physics my engineering gpa is great".

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 Год назад +6

      What else do you HAVE to buy to stay alive? Those are the ONLY two things that matter.

    • @stephensmith7293
      @stephensmith7293 Год назад +3

      @@ronjones-6977 Clothing and shelter. Other than that, your're right. Don't need anything else. All else is just gravy on the potatoes.

    • @whiskeyniner6416
      @whiskeyniner6416 Год назад +2

      Of course there is, its called lying to the people.

  • @simpletruth9977
    @simpletruth9977 Год назад +91

    Can we all just agree to call him Al Notso Sharpton from this point forward 😂

    • @missmoneypenny3303
      @missmoneypenny3303 Год назад +7

      Al Nazi Sharpton

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 Год назад +12

      Race Grifter Supreme

    • @46wireboy
      @46wireboy Год назад

      The Obo's, WH revolving door best buddy, who owes $4M in taxes. Pretty sure, to this day.

    • @jimanderson1721
      @jimanderson1721 Год назад

      How has that POS still above dirt!!

    • @ILGuy2012
      @ILGuy2012 Год назад +1

      I'll never forget how he got behind and promoted the Twanna Brawley myth.

  • @charlenedunne137
    @charlenedunne137 Год назад +1

    I’m retired and on a fixed income. I’m losing more money by higher prices on everything. It sucks.

  • @research903
    @research903 Год назад +86

    The no credit card thing for women is total bs. My mother had her OWN Diners Club CC in 1963 and she was SINGLE at the time!. After her divorce, we moved in with my grandmother. She later got an American Express. To celebrate, she treated me, my brothers and 4 cousins to a Six Flags over Texas long weekend. She had both cards, in good standing, until her death.

    • @ras-chd
      @ras-chd Год назад +9

      Credit cards were hard to come by forty years ago. Had to borrow from the bank or have on time mortgage payments. Then you achieved good credit rating and could receive a card. The fact tjat your Mom was single means she achieved it on her own or her father vouched for her. It was usually one credit card per family

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Год назад

      Feminists like to completely lie about history so they can imagine that they're on some kind of pinnacle of history. Yes, there were some unfair laws. Yes, there were some abused women. There were also famous, wealthy, and influential women. And there were also abused husbands, too. Things are better now in many (not all) ways. But that hardly means that women were hated property in history. Love poems are some of the oldest written things...

    • @antonioliles5027
      @antonioliles5027 Год назад +1

      ALL of the feminist talking points about women's oppression is bullshit.
      Women have been in the workforce since time immemorial.
      Even in the "golden age" of America in pictures of housewives staying home, that was the middle and upper class. Who do they think the nurses, waitresses, hostesses, secrateries, etc. were?
      Before that, women helped run farms and businesses as most craftsmen worked out of their homes.
      It is all just a pack of lies

    • @cojones8518
      @cojones8518 Год назад +3

      Yeah, Credit cards were incredibly rare for anyone to have even until the 1980's.

    • @GoatTheGoat
      @GoatTheGoat Год назад +1

      American Express is a charge card, not a credit card. Just saying.

  • @jimbrierley9818
    @jimbrierley9818 Год назад +22

    In Scotland they cut down 16 million trees to put up wind turbines.

    • @accaeffe8032
      @accaeffe8032 Год назад +5

      The new national symbol of Scotland is a hillside full of wind turbines. 😊

  • @johntumahab323
    @johntumahab323 Год назад +3

    I have family and friends in the medical field. They were the first ones who wanted to ditch the masks.

  • @2amichaelj
    @2amichaelj Год назад +377

    Wait... so if Diane Feinstein's daughter has power of attorney, doesn't that mean her daughter is actually the senator?

    • @jp3711nc1
      @jp3711nc1 Год назад

      The thing is she was never elected it was passed down to her no one wanted her there.

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 Год назад +46

      No. Private affairs only, unless the document named the daughter to take over her " public servant" role.
      Power of Attorney usually means, daughter signs the checks, pays the bills, may or may not make medical decisions ( usually a separate document drawn for that).
      Without reading the document, we dont really know what powers mom signed over. Usually, it is check writing and bill paying for the Estate.
      Definitely, the woman has no business still holding her " public servant" office.

    • @T0tenkampf
      @T0tenkampf Год назад +42

      they literally have footage of other democrats telling her how to vote on the floor or committee.

    • @snex000
      @snex000 Год назад +11

      @@avalerie4467You can't sign power of attorney of your political office to somebody else lol.

    • @wafflecone_wombatdrone
      @wafflecone_wombatdrone Год назад +68

      So essentially she can't be responsible for her own well being, BUT she CAN for millions of other people. Makes total sense.

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 Год назад +107

    It's gone past the point of clown world there's no word strong enough to describe how crazy this is

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 Год назад +6

      i'm goin with "$h1t-house rat" crazy

    • @rallyfeind
      @rallyfeind Год назад +2

      "They've gone to plaid"

    • @13r12ad
      @13r12ad Год назад +6

      It's Idiocracy playing out in front of us in real time

    • @nicoleking772
      @nicoleking772 Год назад +3

      I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

    • @HoustonRebel
      @HoustonRebel Год назад +1

      Strange Days. Jim Morrison was ahead of his time.

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 Год назад +75

    As a Floridian, I laugh at the people acting as if this heat is unusual. I've lived here all my life, I remember hotter summers but people let the mass media gaslight them into thinking that it's somehow worse. I have to remind them that, no, it's not that bad. I remember summers where we got something like 98 degree highs for a month straight. 94 for a high is NOT unusual for here nor is it that bad. Relax, accept that you're gonna sweat, and drink some water, cupcake. Honestly, I spent my summers bicycling and running around in this.

    • @williamswartzjr4497
      @williamswartzjr4497 Год назад +5

      Exactly, I grew up in South Florida in the early-mid 70s and it was as hot then as now....

    • @DrDeuteron
      @DrDeuteron Год назад +4

      Also, urban heat island effect is real, and locally stronger the GW, but totally unrelated to GW. So, it’s hotter where ppl live, so more ppl report it being hotter, and it is irrelevant.

    • @tomsmith5216
      @tomsmith5216 Год назад +2

      @@DrDeuteron Maybe if cities planted more trees and bushes instead of laying more asphalt, temps mght just drop...

    • @ashmaybe9634
      @ashmaybe9634 Год назад +5

      i've noticed the same in the UK. Mass media fear mongering has got to people who are old enough to know better and remember weather patterns.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Год назад +2

      Yeah, here in Texas we usually have at least 30 or 40 days over 100 per year. Last time I watched the local weather douche we were at 43 days and very few records. Although, the records are somewhat useless because they're comparing calendar dates and anyone with half a brain knows that climate shifts don't happen per our made up calendar, but either way, 2011 was significantly hotter with multiple temps in the 110's while the hottest we've had this year was like 107 so far.

  • @tedcollins4684
    @tedcollins4684 Год назад +57

    Millionares aren't concerned or even notice food/gas prices increasing 25-100%.

    • @jp3711nc1
      @jp3711nc1 Год назад +2

      That why they say the stuff who care about the peasants.

    • @la108293
      @la108293 Год назад +2

      Let them eat bugs.

    • @alwignot3584
      @alwignot3584 Год назад +2

      They never did..even during the Great Depression,a lot were above it..some built those huge mansions in Newport R.I.

    • @xploration1437
      @xploration1437 Год назад

      Not true. A million isn’t what it used to be.

    • @tedcollins4684
      @tedcollins4684 Год назад

      @@xploration1437 really? do you think they even notice?

  • @BOYZ4L
    @BOYZ4L Год назад +87

    If Taco Bell is being sued for false advertising then this should include all fast food franchises

    • @rettony3878
      @rettony3878 Год назад +8

      Agree. When I lived in Japan for over 8 years everywhere you go the food looked like the picture including McDonald's,

    • @lemonyskunkketts7781
      @lemonyskunkketts7781 Год назад +1

      When you to a McDonalds and you get square bread.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 Год назад +5

      True. Which is why none of them should be sued. That's what advertising is. And if you _keep going back_ even after you saw the actual food, that's on _you_ . The ads didn't make you go buy it. Did they brainwash people into forgetting what the food was like last time? Fast food is cheap crap. That's why people buy it. It's made by the lowest grade of employees in 30 seconds. They are going to sue them for what, because a few million people may have bought a sandwich they wouldn't have bought otherwise? So we fine them $100,000,000. And they raise prices on everything to make up the loss. Then raise prices again to cover the improvement in the food. They aren't going to do just say "ah, shit, i guess we will just have to sacrifice our profits for a few years". Do the consumers pay for it, as always. Almost everything wrong with the US today can be traced back to some stupid litigation that ended up just making life worse for everyone. Except lawyers that get rich off of it, the court members who get job security though yet another endless and winding and pointless process, and any number of politicians who take advantage of the situation to posture and get publicity.

    • @tomijmcd
      @tomijmcd Год назад +2

      Speaking about ads: I think that some of the most ridiculous and deceptive are those for cars. Never will you see real life; stuck in a traffic, tired or squabbling children in the back, etc.

    • @cm5838
      @cm5838 Год назад +2

      There is a profession that is just food photography, quite often it isn’t even real food. A lot of cereals are photographed in Elmer’s glue instead of milk so it doesn’t get soggy for the pictures. With burger pics that are real the sandwich is made very gently and toppings are placed very strategically to look appealing, actual restaurant workers don’t have the time plus they usually get smushed in the wrapper , stuffed into a bag and passed out a window.

  • @anssimyllymaki1624
    @anssimyllymaki1624 Год назад +6

    "War is peace"
    -George Orwell

  • @michaellong4897
    @michaellong4897 Год назад +33

    It’s funny you did the circus music after stating that we're in clown world.
    I set that circus song as a personal ringtone for incoming calls from one of my bosses once. I got caught tho. Lol. He accidentally called me once while I was standing right next to him. It took him another three months to muster the courage to let me go.
    Worth it!!!!

    • @weaksause6878
      @weaksause6878 Год назад +5

      My favorite write-up of my life was when the cunt hr lady got fired and i started singing ding dong the witch is dead. My supervisor was laughing his ass off and apologizing that he had to write me up.

    • @Unknown17
      @Unknown17 Год назад +4

      HOWEVER--the actual title of that song is "Entrance of the Gladiators." It has only recently come to be known as CLOWN music or circus music. You could have told your boss, "In my eyes, Sir, you're a GLADIATOR!"

    • @michaellong4897
      @michaellong4897 Год назад

      Unknown. Haha. That’s good. Really good. If I had known that tho I wouldn’t have moved on to the great position I’m in now. Good thinking tho.

  • @dianeharmon5627
    @dianeharmon5627 Год назад +44

    It’s so gaslighting that we were or are in a recession based on the definition and yet they are like “everything is fine”

    • @ILGuy2012
      @ILGuy2012 Год назад

      They are like the band on the Titanic.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Год назад +1

      They changed the definition of recession.

  • @Mr.HonestRe
    @Mr.HonestRe Год назад +2

    As a disabled Canadian who is living in my car it really passes me off that these refugees are complaining about better treatment that Canadians are refused.
    I'm going on year 3 on waiting on housing. The system is broken.

  • @heistalmighty84
    @heistalmighty84 Год назад +145

    I think Tyler needs to wear the clown world makeup from the thumbnail for real as a punishment someday.
    Edit: Someone changed the thumbnail..

    • @mikewilliams7218
      @mikewilliams7218 Год назад

      Tom Macdonalds clown world makeup would be far better.

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 Год назад +3

      We all know Zed doesn't do the punishments.

    • @ryant1506
      @ryant1506 Год назад

      Always

    • @djoh615893
      @djoh615893 Год назад +1

      Yes, agreed. We all should have this punishment when the videos are on Impossible Mode difficulty

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 Год назад

      ​@@SmokeymcJoint420
      Tax the btich! Make him wear the Tax the Rich hoodie..

  • @pharmagator
    @pharmagator Год назад +54

    Zed: "What are these looters stealing?"
    Looters: "yes"

    • @robertgallagher7734
      @robertgallagher7734 Год назад +8

      Don't worry, work boots & fathers day cards are safe.

    • @GoAway-sq6xq
      @GoAway-sq6xq Год назад

      Don't forget the parts they need for their junkermobile. They'll never fix that. Parts aren't inflated as the auto industry is letting on...

  • @pedrosherpa5848
    @pedrosherpa5848 Год назад +1

    Thanks for reminding me that reality is often funny, hilarious accually. It's far to ridiculous to be sad about it 👏👏👏

  • @joshuagerber8362
    @joshuagerber8362 Год назад +71

    US Citizen: Bah, recycled shower water beer.
    EU Citizen: Yeah can't stand Budweiser too.

    • @petrmaly9087
      @petrmaly9087 Год назад +7

      In the pretty much the entire EU and many other countries in the world, the American bud can't legally be sold under the brand name "Budweiser" as it legally belongs to a Czech brewery in Budweis. In most of Europe the American drink is called only "Bud". And in several countries such as Germany it can't be legally called "beer" as it doesn't fit the criteria for a beer.

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege Год назад

      Stop pissing in the shower

    • @la108293
      @la108293 Год назад +2

      Not just any old recycled waste water. It comes from a particular apartment block in San Francisco. Yummy.

    • @captbunnykiller1.0
      @captbunnykiller1.0 Год назад +1

      Kölsch style ale made with San Fran wastewater is not a beer. And as a Kölner in exile I take offense.

    • @missmoneypenny3303
      @missmoneypenny3303 Год назад

      It's all shite❤

  • @1milliondogs
    @1milliondogs Год назад +117

    One day we are going to look back on all of this as a shameful era in politics and culture. Thanks TZ for making everyones week a little brighter in these dark times.

    • @BillSevere
      @BillSevere Год назад +14

      Or none of us will know our history at all. We'll just think we always spoke chinese.

    • @adamaccountname
      @adamaccountname Год назад +7

      Just hoping that day isn't 300 years from now after the new dark ages

    • @SamtheBravesFan
      @SamtheBravesFan Год назад +5

      You're assuming that means things get "back to normal."

    • @nicoleking772
      @nicoleking772 Год назад +5

      That's so sweet.
      You actually think that humans will be able to look back on their lives.
      Human can't remember what happened just a few months ago, and you expect them to reflect on their past.
      Bless your heart.

    • @nicoleking772
      @nicoleking772 Год назад

      @@adamaccountname Welcome to, The Fall of Rome 2.0

  • @Wingrider07
    @Wingrider07 Год назад +1

    All water is recycled, either by the local water treatment plant or the natural evaporation/condensation cycle.

  • @timothypirnat3754
    @timothypirnat3754 Год назад +50

    Tyler, you and your crew always do such a good job putting this content together.

  • @Brando_Magnifico
    @Brando_Magnifico Год назад +16

    Deev laughs like chanel west coast and Tyler laughs like the Count from sesame street!! Hahahahahaa! You guys are great and your laughter makes me laugh!

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 Год назад +2

      now I will never hear Tyler laugh and not think of the Count.

    • @Unknown17
      @Unknown17 Год назад +1

      Someone wrote in the comments section to one of Deev's videos that he laughs like a dolphin. It's a perfect description!

    • @Brando_Magnifico
      @Brando_Magnifico Год назад

      @@Unknown17 ive never heard a dolphin laugh so I dont know, you might be right. I would love to see a compilation of Chanel west coast and deev laughing side by side. If I wasn't such a boomer, id put it together myself. ✌🤣

  • @ericjohnson8001
    @ericjohnson8001 Год назад +5

    School picture with mask on?? Written on back :
    "Look how brainwashed our family is!! We're SO proud!!"

  • @rogerwilcojr
    @rogerwilcojr Год назад +145

    If Taco Bell actually made food that matched the pictures it might actually be worth what they are charging for it.

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 Год назад +12

      You could replace "Taco Bell" with just about any other fast-food joint and still be spot on.

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche Год назад +9

      Taco bell is cheap af tho

    • @renevil2105
      @renevil2105 Год назад +13

      ​@@HasanPikerIsADouchebeefy 5 layer burrito was 1.50 a few years ago now its 4.49

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад +7

      It would be fake food and glue. LoL they aren't using FOOD in their advertising. Y'all ain't learned this yet?

    • @Sin_Alder
      @Sin_Alder Год назад +7

      @@HasanPikerIsADouche Dude, it's nearly $3 for a burrito so sad, small, and unsatisfying that if you offered it to a starving African child, he would feel insulted.
      Costs more for me to get a filling meal there than nearly any other fast food places, the exception being places like Jack in the Box, which I specifically don't go to because of their high prices.

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 Год назад +16

    Happy Tuesday Zeducation and everyone else on here wherever you are

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 Год назад +5

    As a teacher I wore my mask for my school picture/yearbook photo. But only as a joke to make myself laugh.

  • @ctjlg1
    @ctjlg1 Год назад +58

    So the guy who is now a Collie should lose his human rights. He did choose this.

    • @andrewmoore2939
      @andrewmoore2939 Год назад +10

      he should take a trip to china, they have a festival just for the likes of him.

    • @toonmariorpg
      @toonmariorpg Год назад

      ​@@andrewmoore2939
      A once in a lifetime experience for him!

    • @gregorybentley5192
      @gregorybentley5192 Год назад +3

      Put him down. Obviously suffering

    • @aircooledorion
      @aircooledorion Год назад

      Not only his human rights but learn to lick his nuts before he's whisked off to Mr vet to have them cut off so he can't breed any more fruit cakes [ we already have enough running around with purple hair ]

    • @florianweber6914
      @florianweber6914 Год назад

      Nah, let him keep his human rights. He will need those when all my weaboo friends sue him for triggering their PTSD.

  • @justanothermedic9573
    @justanothermedic9573 Год назад +322

    Who else thinks calling joe biden a president is like calling Jeffery Dahmer a gourmet chef?

    • @friendly.fire.
      @friendly.fire. Год назад +14

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 funniest (and truest) analogy I've ever heard about Bribie.

    • @cadredeux1047
      @cadredeux1047 Год назад +13

      Dahmer was known for his Asian cooking.

    • @reeferman69
      @reeferman69 Год назад +6

      Night Stalker Home Security... dont bother dialing 911... we are already there!!

    • @SamtheBravesFan
      @SamtheBravesFan Год назад +1

      Nice combining of two bot programs.

    • @derektracy1127
      @derektracy1127 Год назад +2

      The Hollywood Elites santan worshiper would

  • @trixiedidit58
    @trixiedidit58 Год назад +1

    I’m a bobble head doll right now just shaking my head. Love your show!

  • @michelledml3162
    @michelledml3162 Год назад +31

    This episode made me want to cry, not laugh. Usually I chuckle at the insanity, but it getting me down today.

  • @NC-qu8bb
    @NC-qu8bb Год назад +16

    Tyler, I live in Southern California.. Walmart has underwear locked up, yes, but ALSO nail clippers that cost about $1.. it's insane.

  • @kandykorn6136
    @kandykorn6136 Год назад +11

    This says it all...
    yesterday I decided to use a stick blender to make my own mayonnaise because when I was at the store...
    the price of a DOWNSIZED 30 ounce Hellman's Mayonnaise was $6.98.
    The recipe includes a cup of sunflower oil, an egg yolk, a little salt and garlic powder, and a teaspoon of lemon juice...I should be selling that shit.

    • @ILGuy2012
      @ILGuy2012 Год назад +3

      The downside to homemade mayo is it doesn't keep very long, so don't make more than you're going to use in a short time frame.

    • @pamelajohnson7813
      @pamelajohnson7813 Год назад

      Now if I could get you to make me some deodorant, I'd be happy. I just went to buy it & it was between $5.95 & $7.95! WHAT? I used to buy deodorant for $1.50! I haven't bought any for awhile because I had a couple in my pantry. I no longer work, live alone & am disabled so I don't go out as much as I used to. I don't use it up as quickly now. I was floored, $7.95!

    • @ILGuy2012
      @ILGuy2012 Год назад

      @@pamelajohnson7813 You can make your own deodorant. Put 10-15 drops of lavender essential oil in 4 oz of vodka in a pump spray bottle. Shake for a few seconds to mix well. You can also use isopropyl alcohol, and/or other essential oils, depending on which one(s) appeal to you.

  • @Trojan_Rabbit
    @Trojan_Rabbit Год назад +34

    If you remember the water cycle you'd know that we're already drinking recycled water

    • @janos5408
      @janos5408 Год назад

      Exactly. It's just a stunt so Lefties can virtue signal. "Look at me, I'm drinking beer made from recycled shower water. I'm saving the planet"
      Clown world indeed.

    • @la108293
      @la108293 Год назад +3

      There is grey water then there is brown water. I have an amazing whole house water filter just to be sure. I am certainly not paying $16 a six pack for San Francisco shit water beer. You do you buddy.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 Год назад +8

      ​@@la108293he isn't saying he approves of it. He's just stating a fact. Every bit of water you drink has some water that was full of sewage once. Water doesn't go away, it evaporates, it comes down as rain. It flows downhill into the oceans. Cycle repeats. It has had animals dying in it, shitting in it, humans to, for thousands, millions of years. It's been a part of the ocean, which has been a dumping ground for sewage and toxic chemicals for centuries. The water of the world is full of nasty stuff. But when it evaporates, only the water comes out. All the other crap is left behind. So it's clean. But it's definitely recycled water, all of it. You arent going to find pristine, unused water anywhere on earth. It isn't something they make fresh.

    • @la108293
      @la108293 Год назад

      @@justforever96 I understand how water reclaimation, processing and purification works. I am specifically horrified that this products marketing. Maybe it's a spoof, a troll. Does anyone really find this attractive? Other than for shock value, who plans on buying this?

    • @ILGuy2012
      @ILGuy2012 Год назад

      @@justforever96 What you described is distilled water. Is the recycled shower water distilled to purify it?

  • @ralphrotten1905
    @ralphrotten1905 Год назад +23

    You can see the anger in the eyes of the little girl with the mask on.
    😂😂😂

    • @maga_skater4207
      @maga_skater4207 Год назад +3

      You can also see the 13 cats she has in the future 😂

    • @pwalker8814
      @pwalker8814 Год назад +2

      And multicolored hair, a nose ring and a severe case of entitlement

    • @Bjorick
      @Bjorick Год назад +2

      anger and hate. Child abuse scenario, imo.
      And the worst part is, it won't fully be her fault, her parents messed her up, but may she find the strength to fix herself and break the cycle :shrug:

  • @stoner27th
    @stoner27th Год назад +7

    Imagine being fat shamed by Lizzo, that must caused such an emotional damage... 😂

  • @amypulitano7516
    @amypulitano7516 Год назад +16

    Ah, Al Dumbton is such an authority. He is a walking encyclopedia!

  • @davidlangley2064
    @davidlangley2064 Год назад +1

    The grocery stores on the East Coast ship in produce from California. Why??? There are plenty of farmers and producers on the East Coast. May God bless us all, Amen 😇

  • @OtawoOnlineGaming
    @OtawoOnlineGaming Год назад +29

    I’m starting to think that The Onion and The Babylon Bee have taken over every news outlet.

    • @jimreilly917
      @jimreilly917 Год назад +1

      The Bee is struggling…to out irony “real” news.

  • @maryjane4432
    @maryjane4432 Год назад +18

    My hubs works at a senior living facility as a maintenance director. He does all the ordering but one month he was sent 100’s of cvid tests they don’t need. The supplier just sent them, no charge. He can’t use them on residents bc their testing has to be done thru their insurance so it can be on their record. He was just going to put them in the dumpster but his boss gave them to employees. I told my hubs I don’t trust it and wouldn’t use them if I was forced

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 Год назад +4

      Oh, they weren't "no charge". The gov paid the supplier to "supply" them. No need to show invoices or orders, just show delivery and collect.
      Another thing I'll guarantee: The gov paid more than the price they were charging any of their customers. Nice deal.

  • @davidleblanc5271
    @davidleblanc5271 Год назад +1

    Im doing my part in solving the "climate crisis" I'm 58 years old and don't have kids so they won't ever want a car, house,or anything else, I'm so proud of myself for helping the "climate" now i have to hop in the car and drive

  • @ArchetypeGotoh
    @ArchetypeGotoh Год назад +12

    INFLATION IS NOT DOWN
    for those of you who don’t speak Democrat, let me translate for you
    The RATE OF INFLATION INCREASE is slightly down. That means INFLATION IS STILL INCREASING, but at a slightly slower rate than previously.
    We’re talking 4% faster instead of 9% faster. At this point, we would need a decrease of ~700% inflation to return to Trump-era levels

    • @peghead
      @peghead Год назад +1

      Exactly, it's not like it's reversing, prices are not going down, how STUPID do these people think we are?

    • @thebarkingmouse
      @thebarkingmouse Год назад

      2:30. Economy is booming... yeah like a tree falling to the ground. "Stock market is doing well" compared to the great crash... compared to 2016 to 2020? Dogshiz... who listens to this idiot?
      And you're correct. They changed the way inflation was calculated during the Obama Administration to hide how bad things were then. By 1982 method, inflation last year was 24%. So far this year a but over 9, with a third of the year to go. In 2018? Less than 2%. Over Trump's entire tenure? Less than 3%.
      Sources are Investopedia, Why Is the Consumer Price Index Controversial, shadowstats, and bls dot gov.

  • @cherylweber1246
    @cherylweber1246 Год назад +5

    Doing things with your children then grandchildren is some of the most rewarding time of your lifetime. Talking, reading, playing, walking, going to special events, or just hanging out with them will improve their and your lives.

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 Год назад +3

      Yes, my parents set us kids up with learning tasks alongside them. So if Dad was working in a garage he'd give me a little girl, a piece of sandpaper to sad a block, or similar. Mom would give me a chunk of dough to roll out my own tart while she made pies. So playing with kids can also be educational fun.

  • @tamthasat
    @tamthasat Год назад +4

    That was crazy, I laughed out loud so loud I woke my husband up from his scheduled after church nap. (Sorry Bishop)🤭

  • @markzuckergecko621
    @markzuckergecko621 Год назад +29

    Imagine the series of terrible life decisions that led up to shoplifting frozen pizzas.

  • @statesoftheunited7049
    @statesoftheunited7049 Год назад +24

    Lizzo: i want dancers that look like me and represent me
    Also lizzo: hey fatty your fired
    🙃

  • @nigelduncan-adam5988
    @nigelduncan-adam5988 Год назад +7

    You should go see the windmill grave yards that are popping up because they don't last very long cannot be recycled so they are cut up and are dumped on land that was farmed but now holds massive sections of windmill blades and trunks.

  • @thomashinchliff2173
    @thomashinchliff2173 Год назад +8

    "Be a rebel, eat the steak." You got it boss, I'm on it.

  • @patriotchic3364
    @patriotchic3364 Год назад +27

    $11.58 for a pound of cherries....this is good?

    • @EC-dz4bq
      @EC-dz4bq Год назад +8

      if you already own the tree, yeah.

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 Год назад

      Shut up and pay whatever price they got. Most people don't pay attention, so neither should you.

  • @AtomikAnon
    @AtomikAnon Год назад +10

    Love all the videos you do @Zed and Team. Quick side note though, while picture day was a thing... I don't think the situation at our schools was ever being "alone in a room, getting our picture taken". That sounds like something else my man, and we as a community are here for you when you make those revelations. 😂

  • @kevinlaster
    @kevinlaster Год назад +20

    I slept in last Saturday for the first time in at least 5 years… it was glorious

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 Год назад

      We're having a real crisis wrt reproducibility in experimental results and data collection, in the HARD SCIENCES! These pop science "studies" are complete crap if you ever read the actual methodology and results.
      Then again, media has never been good at presenting scientific findings to the public.

    • @ninaboosexy
      @ninaboosexy Год назад

      You gonna wake up dead😂

  • @countrysunshinegal3038
    @countrysunshinegal3038 Год назад +18

    I keep getting extreme heat warning notifications where I live in Northern California, they are saying that it will get to 105°, but when I moved here from Alaska in 1983, the normal temperature was 112°, that's what it was when I stepped off the plane, so it seems to me our summers have actually gotten cooler.

    • @FullCircleTravis
      @FullCircleTravis Год назад +2

      Where I live in Canada, the weather has been great this summer. Lots of sunny days, and the perfect amount of rain.

    • @countrysunshinegal3038
      @countrysunshinegal3038 Год назад +3

      @@FullCircleTravis yeah, it's weird they keep trying to convince us that the climate is changing, our June here was very cool and had rain also. I wish we could just live without all the bs!!

    • @FullCircleTravis
      @FullCircleTravis Год назад

      @countrysunshinegal3038
      Typically, whenever a complex system like climate is reduced down to simple concepts with straightforward solutions, you know it is too convenient.
      Truth is, the era of cheap energy has ended, and everything built on this will fail. The powerful want a new system to manage us before the old fails. Everything else is propaganda. Most people are slaves and they simply don't need many slaves. Useless mouths don't get fed.

    • @rettony3878
      @rettony3878 Год назад +1

      I noticed this crap at the beginning of summer. For the last 10 years they would put temps in the 90s as red, 80s as orange here in Washington state local news. In June and July we had a couple of 80s day they were marking it red calling hight heat warnings. I was beginning to wonder if anybody else caught on to this sham. Glad I wasn't the only one.

    • @countrysunshinegal3038
      @countrysunshinegal3038 Год назад

      @@rettony3878 Well I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed too lol, the temperatures in northern California have literally gone down at least 12°, which would bring us to 100° weather, but we've been in between 89° and 97, so when it gets over 100 everybody goes crazy 🤯

  • @scottfilson5935
    @scottfilson5935 Год назад +1

    The James Madison and Thomas Jefferson comment floored me 🤣

  • @greypatch8855
    @greypatch8855 Год назад +14

    The older I get, the more I identify as "the old grumpy guy"

    • @rc_hoov7374
      @rc_hoov7374 Год назад +2

      Last week, on the golf course, I was asked if I ever stopped smiling. My reply; "I am the grumpy guy at work".

    • @christinal.5804
      @christinal.5804 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂ME TOO. AND I'M A WOMAN😊

  • @szithaanu9934
    @szithaanu9934 Год назад +61

    That 'Ireland suffering from asymptomatic global warming' article is 100% true.
    You could do a whole episode on what goes on in Ireland.

    • @jimreilly917
      @jimreilly917 Год назад +13

      My grandparents would be crying for both of their countries 🇺🇸🦅🇮🇪

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 Год назад

      Ireland is the abused child of Europe. Let’s be honest.

    • @sunm658
      @sunm658 Год назад

      Yeah killing 200,000 cows sure will help, NOT

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 Год назад

      I watch the Try Channel. I'm all caught up.

    • @canadianpatriot2891
      @canadianpatriot2891 Год назад

      I think it was Scotland wasn’t it?

  • @bcjammer
    @bcjammer Год назад +1

    really wish I could upvote this multiple times…his deep sigh reaction I found myself doing at the same time 😂 I can’t stop cringing at EVERY article…omg wtf?!

  • @toddlenard7602
    @toddlenard7602 Год назад +8

    I told Jonas not to drink the shower water beer.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @crankfastle3061
    @crankfastle3061 Год назад +13

    “Lizzo fatshames her dancers”
    I’m not surprised. I already knew that wild hogs will eat other wild hogs.

  • @cottoncandisandi6109
    @cottoncandisandi6109 Год назад +1

    $5 for a loaf of rye bread ... 🤔 $4 for a gallon of gas ... 🤔 FJB !!!

  • @JohnP538
    @JohnP538 Год назад +12

    21:10 In 60 years those same kids get to tell the doctor to turn off mom's respirator.

  • @Samwich963
    @Samwich963 Год назад +8

    Took me over a month but I have now watched every Zeducation episode available.

  • @plasticrap4577
    @plasticrap4577 Год назад

    Another great video! Keep ‘em coming!

  • @sheronlee152
    @sheronlee152 Год назад +11

    Not sure how to think about parents playing with their children meme. I'm a child of the 50's and I "played" with friends, sibling, neighbors and cousins. My parents were busy providing for me and giving me a nice home, guidance and security. Not playing with me. I had fun with my friends then went back to a home that I felt comforted in and well taken care of.

  • @thebolt76
    @thebolt76 Год назад +61

    You can see the future anger she holds for her parents for brainwashing her to always wear a mask.

    • @WoziPnk
      @WoziPnk Год назад +7

      not just her parents, the entire world. that poor child is probably going to find drugs at a young age.

    • @MSMNBC
      @MSMNBC Год назад

      At the doctor's office

    • @Waynefitzpatrick2032
      @Waynefitzpatrick2032 Год назад +1

      And when that generation wakes up to the lies they were fed, anger will abound. It’s going to be brutal

  • @cmwHisArtist
    @cmwHisArtist Год назад +1

    Not only do the trees absorb the CO2, but they replace it overnight with oxygen. Unlike the wind turbines. That’s why it smells so fresh outside first thing in the morning. Just make better filters, change them more often, and plant more trees and crops for oxygen. And food.

  • @ArleneAdkinsZell
    @ArleneAdkinsZell Год назад +21

    Sadly, I can't even cringe anymore, this world has gone to crap.

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 Год назад +4

      Kamala Harris broke my cringer. Doc says it ain't a-comin' back any time soon, either.

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 Год назад +30

    I've always covered up the cameras on every cell phone I've ever had after realizing that the first one I had kept taking pictures on it's own while it was in my pocket. I started putting black, electrical tape across them because the last thing I want is for my wanted poster to be a picture of me sitting on the toilet playing solitaire.
    I'm guessing that the people whom attacked the woman in Oakland, was videographed doing it and dropped I.D. just wasn't _White_ enough to charge with the crime.

    • @FullCircleTravis
      @FullCircleTravis Год назад +3

      I cover my laptop cam. Assume your laptop is hacked. Mine has been hacked.

    • @NightimeInDeepSpace
      @NightimeInDeepSpace Год назад +1

      @@FullCircleTravis i just assume everything is listening and watching I occasionally yell at my phone to f#@k you Trudeau lol

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp Год назад

      Maybe if they misgendered that woman they might have gone to jail.

  • @jm2069
    @jm2069 Год назад

    The court's haven't even ruled on Trump's case, you're ahead of the game! I like it 👍🏼

  • @nothanks-check-please
    @nothanks-check-please Год назад +9

    We are like major Kong riding the bomb all the way to the target 😂

  • @CanisoGaming
    @CanisoGaming Год назад +32

    Fact: Zeducation started as zed trying to educate people with genuine tutorials on things. But then he started really procrastinating & watching memes & then readapted his channel 👌

    • @deathpie24
      @deathpie24 Год назад +2

      Truth or lie
      I believe it

    • @marktwain2053
      @marktwain2053 Год назад +1

      So what?

    • @sunm658
      @sunm658 Год назад +2

      So he is killing it. I can't stand jealousy

    • @CanisoGaming
      @CanisoGaming Год назад

      @@sunm658 bruh some of y'all are really funny speculating & shit😂. I'm literally just making a joke related to something I saw in the video that I can't really recall anymore, but it just made me wanna drop a fake fact for jokes, but I guess 2023 some just can't take jokes anymore 🤷‍♀️.
      Here, have a chill Xanax? 😂😂

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 Год назад +3

      I actually found him before Covid....not by his videos but because he was commenting on Memeology 101 videos and eventually checked him out. Not Spam Comments, just had a lot of Upvotes. Back when he had that old weird "Leaning against a Pier Fence" Picture as his profile picture.

  • @angel4u272
    @angel4u272 Год назад +1

    Where i live, you pass wind mills and one of them has the entire post covered in oil going all the way down to the farm below. Disturbing. I don't believe in them. Chopping down beautiful live trees is gut wrenching to put these windmills up.

  • @georgeguidish7342
    @georgeguidish7342 Год назад +27

    This episode reenforces why I do not watch the news or read any online blogs or mainstream media sites.

  • @yvesg1253
    @yvesg1253 Год назад +6

    Thanks Tyler..... we need this, keep it up, No different in Canada.....

  • @tmc200527
    @tmc200527 Год назад

    I saw a headline that with the use of AI someone can determine you passwords by listening to your keystrokes.

  • @thesmokingburrito9097
    @thesmokingburrito9097 Год назад +8

    What did Bob Barker say about your pets? Lets go get that Collie and make Bob happy.

  • @catherineshoemaker9106
    @catherineshoemaker9106 Год назад +6

    Also worth mentioning.
    Check out the stats regarding wind turbines and the high number of birds killed from flying into them. Also, the children used to gather/mine the proponents used to make turbines, electronic vehicles and equipment, and electric cars get their electricity from where???

    • @susanmulvey6311
      @susanmulvey6311 Год назад

      Yes!! This is my most frustrating thing! Why don’t they show all this on television!? Well, we all know why!😡

  • @johnw1078
    @johnw1078 Год назад +7

    so much comedic gold, nicely done

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 Год назад +32

    Lizzo brings great gravity to her acting, singing, dancing and fluting.

    • @mohmoony3918
      @mohmoony3918 Год назад +8

      Ya, so much gravity that Jupiter is jealous.

    • @Archk1
      @Archk1 Год назад +8

      The weight of her performances is stage breaking.

    • @JonathanToole
      @JonathanToole Год назад +6

      The gravity of the situation can't even match her gravity.

    • @AnimalisMD
      @AnimalisMD Год назад +5

      More like 6 Gs of force every time she jumps on the stage.

    • @JonathanToole
      @JonathanToole Год назад +3

      She can jump?@@AnimalisMD

  • @a.i.compute2295
    @a.i.compute2295 Год назад +17

    Doing good my butt My dad's property tax went up 20% last year

  • @SandyDiVa
    @SandyDiVa Год назад +3

    7:46 and windmill blades cannot be recycled or reused…they bury them in massive windmill blade graves

  • @DJMN66
    @DJMN66 Год назад +6

    "All the world's a stage" - Shakespeare

  • @DavidGraskemper
    @DavidGraskemper Год назад +11

    Credit card debt in the U.S. just surpassed a trillion dollars. Yea, I don't think the economy is all that great.

    • @danshaw6485
      @danshaw6485 Год назад +1

      @DavidGraskemper national debt has now passed 33 trillion.

  • @janisprochaska6192
    @janisprochaska6192 Год назад +8

    Great video Tyler! Always point out the crazy in our world/ government!

  • @djmjr77
    @djmjr77 Год назад +2

    Babylon Bee is in direct competition with reality.. they gonna have to step up their game 😂

  • @merlinwilliams9286
    @merlinwilliams9286 Год назад +13

    Inflation and RATE of inflation are two different things. If you inflate a balloon and then slow down the amount of air you are blowing in, the inflation is still there.

  • @amypulitano7516
    @amypulitano7516 Год назад +6

    The first thing I did when I received a new computer was cover the camera. On the immigrant in Toronto, I knew of a refugee org who arranged living quarters for refugee families and the only complaint from the father was the lack of two bathrooms. Demanded a residence with two bathrooms. He did not get his way BTW.

  • @Paul-in-Viet-Nam
    @Paul-in-Viet-Nam Год назад

    Thank you for another video. Did you notice who wrote the WSJ OP/ID piece, "Only Weapons Can End the Ukraine War?" It was none other than Mike Pence, another DC clown.

  • @Peculiar_Optics
    @Peculiar_Optics Год назад +10

    In less than 3 days the price of a 12 pk of soda went up 45 cents. That is INSANE

  • @cathystone17
    @cathystone17 Год назад +10

    Hi Tyler, wishing you and your family a wonderful week ahead . Thank you for the awesome videos

  • @fredradatz9575
    @fredradatz9575 Год назад +2

    With all the good people out there how could they pick Lizzo for anything

  • @Richardbutticus
    @Richardbutticus Год назад +8

    When I was a cable guy I had a Doctor as a customer and I needed to go in and out to fix his issue. Each time he made me thoroughly was my hands. This was 2009. I often wonder how he handled COVID and laugh to myself.