he is just a the beginning fight trust me dude i am a floridan and isaw the BOSS boss AND dude he is worse he yoinks gators and he has a pet 50 foot python
Just here for my weekly update to make sure the animals of the Florida Everglades are still surviving the yoink attacks of the Florida Man. Hope he doesn’t yoink them into extinction.
@@Basluxx wild v/s man implies that a nature is trying to conquer something (man), kind of like subtracting numbers how the first one is always taken away from
Frogs always make the most hilarious noises when you pick them up😂. Everytime I pick them up to move them to a safe spot when I’m headed out for work and need to move my car, they’re always super chill and never freak out.
Fun fact about the swamp puppy. They sense vibrations which is how they know where their prey is. But they dont always go for the prey as they are proficient hunters so they're not always hungry and can go weeks even months with out going hungry with not eating. They are curious creatures so this gator is exhibiting behavior of curiosity. Swimming slowly up to see where the light and the ripples are coming from. It had no intent of attacking just yet. It wanted to see what was up first. If garret had done an unpredictable move, like trying to yoink the swamp puppy, it would have scared the alligator into fight or flight and since garret would have been too close to flee from it would have attacked. Garret made predictable movements which prevented him from being attacked. This is how garret survives the wild.
Three things. 1) I have a suspicion that Garrett is trying to grow an immunity to toxins like Westley from The Princess Bride. 2) He must have a crazy immune system. 3) If he ever finds that 20'er, I feel like he won't reveal it because it would mean his channel has served its purpose.
Funny thing is with most pains you could put your hands on their mouth and they still won't actually bite you. Mothers carrying babies are the only ones that will bite.
Centruroides gracilis (Florida Bark Scorpion) is venomous, but is not considered dangerous or deadly. However the Aeizona Bark Scorpion is INCREDIBLY venomous and is considered the only scorpion in America that can and does kill humans.
@@mammadragon2463 wait, isn't there one in Nevada as well that is capable of killing people? Might be a bark scorpion as well, but I remember it being a very pale, almost yellow, colour.
"Check out this adorable little kitty" and "No big deal, just some carpenter ants on my feet" have to be the calmest words i've ever heard when seeing that.
For those worried, Opposums (swamp kitties) have a lower body temperature and thus have a high resistance to rabies However, if bitten, its always smart to seek medical care just in case
@@bengelukkig3738bro just gave you the science lol. Tf else you want? Its literally highly unlikely for opossums to carry rabies. Biggest reason to get checked if they bite is that they literally eat garbage
@@gregoryholland6126I think getting lepercy from interacting with armadillos was disproven as well. The only way you get it is if you eat their livers. You should be eating armadillos to begin with...
I was talking to a friend of mine who lives in Florida and we were talking about our favorite and least favorite marine life species I asked if he watched your videos and he replied with the most serious tone in existence... "He is our God."
Lol. Ngl my least favorite has to be the cottonmouth. While not being a "marine species" they're fully capable of thriving in water for long periods of time, and they're dicks. Everyone where I live considers them public enemy #1
@@oogalyboogaly-qb2vp yea we don't fuck with em where we from either. You see on first thing to do is grab a shotgun. Can't have em goin after the chickens or dogs.
When that snake goes back and tells the story of how he ran away from Yoinkman, everybody will be like: «Man stop the cap, you and that other crocodile keep telling us that Sam lies over and over again! »
Final boss of Florida
“Boss of the Everglades, Florida Man”
Attacks: Yoink of Death
@@davidhoffman2311😂😂
Nah, he’s a miniboss
he is just a the beginning fight trust me dude i am a floridan and isaw the BOSS boss AND dude he is worse he yoinks gators and he has a pet 50 foot python
And Amazon rainforest
"He got away -- that's rare." That snake knew what was coming when you said "yoink."
They’re evolving in order to survive the Florida Man’s grasp of death.
@@davidhoffman2311😂😂😂😂
He's a previous victim
Word has spread throughout the Everglades. All animals know to fear “El Yoinker”
It’s got that scooby and shaggy yoink reaction time
I love how comedically calm this guy is
Not to be “that guy”. Buuut
ACKSHOOALEE the correct term would be “comically”
@@MilkMan55555 or I can re-write it in a way that satisfies both parties: I find it very comedic at how comically calm this 'Man of Yoink' is.
@@joeybouten2726 nope the at should be replaced by a comma
Frog: *screaming*
The Floridian: *wow*
he was so cute tho
more like meowing
First time anything has ever escaped the florida man
The genes from this sole survivor shall pass down a mandate to its descendants: If you want to survive, then you must avoid the yoink.
That snake is gonna tell everyone about the time he escaped the yoink of Garret the final boss of Florida
@@Just_Ace734They’re all going to say he’s lying, that little old snake could never.
He's one of those spy of the antagonist and he will report to the great 20ft phython that the yoink prophecy is true and is coming to capture him.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.. "first failed yoink"
“He got away; that’s rare” has to be one of the rawest lines I’ve heard given the context
They’re now adapting their genetics to avoid the yoink in order for their bloodline to survive.
Evolution at its finest.
The 20 foot python is getting ready for the boss fight with the Florida man
You have unlocked new DLC.
@@TheGuitarHero666 i thought you said DDLC and i was like “???” i don’t even play it 💀
No, @L0u8823 ? Admit it. You got the steam game on the wishlist now. Lmfao 😂😂😂
bro got the premium plus subscription
+60% resistence to bugs
+60% resistence to venoms
+60% night vision
etc etc.
Man's got fear debuff immunity
And it s still at 35 level ,still 65 to go
I like how he says ever so casually "I'm surrounded by swamp puppies" and "I'm attracting a swamp puppy"
Just here for my weekly check in to make sure he’s still alive
Just here for my weekly update to make sure the animals of the Florida Everglades are still surviving the yoink attacks of the Florida Man.
Hope he doesn’t yoink them into extinction.
Wow such original comment... Both of them...
@@blood.of.fenrir5575wow this comment is so original too
@@blood.of.fenrir5575 come up with something better chucklenuts
Nah bro im here to check if the animals are alive.
Bro gonna tell his buddies how he escaped the yoink
That snake is the main character
The 20 ft Burmese python has some questions
That is the 20 foot Burmese python in his base form
fym "tell his buddies" bro they're all gone 😭
Lmao no shot they believe him@caramel1786
All these snakes and frogs when they see the bright ass light and hear a faint “boop” in the distance. Like “great this fucking guy again”
That made me picture one of those illustrations of animals running away from a forest fire 😂😂
man v/s wild ❎
wild v/s man ✅
💀💀
Nature V/S Man
that's the same thing
@@Basluxx wild v/s man implies that a nature is trying to conquer something (man), kind of like subtracting numbers how the first one is always taken away from
@@bat2564 no shit, but wild vs man has the same meaning as man vs wild
That last snake ran away to tell the 20 footer that the Florida man is closing in
The frog said let me go if you listen closely
@@xander4654 I don't care about the frog. I don't care about you.
Cool nobody cares about skibidi toilet
@@donnish3326 lmao that’s random
This man is banned from Fear Factor
WHAT😂😂😂
Ayyy another fan! I absolutely loved that show when I was younger! :))
Yeah there’s nothing that can scare him at this point. Most he can be is a little spooked.
He’d touch a snake and know what spievies it is
He's not banned from fear factor
Fear factor is banned from him
the gator eyes were actually terrifying
They WERE TERRIFIED
I've gotten used to him calling gators "Swamp Puppy", but it still kills me that he calls possums "Kitty" 😂😂😂
That corn snake was the one that knows the location of the 20 foot python...
yeah that's why he got away, he's one of those enemies you encaunter in cutscenes that you cant beat
Bro is single handedly bullying the entire eco system
also making it really entertaining
😂😂
Frogs always make the most hilarious noises when you pick them up😂. Everytime I pick them up to move them to a safe spot when I’m headed out for work and need to move my car, they’re always super chill and never freak out.
"he got away,that's rare" that is the truest line I've ever heard
That snake is now a legend in his neighborhood 😅
The one who survived from the Florida man who shall not be tamed.
Instead of Nam, his grandkids will ask about his encounter with the Florida Yoinker.
Snake slithering away saying "I'm fast asf booiiii"😂😂😂😂
bro just casually bullied the entire ecosystem 💀
He always does 😂
Yea lmao
It's all he does 😭😭
this man gotta have plot armor to be doing all that
He's the cameraman, we all know the cameraman has diplomatic immunity.
Fun fact about the swamp puppy. They sense vibrations which is how they know where their prey is. But they dont always go for the prey as they are proficient hunters so they're not always hungry and can go weeks even months with out going hungry with not eating. They are curious creatures so this gator is exhibiting behavior of curiosity. Swimming slowly up to see where the light and the ripples are coming from. It had no intent of attacking just yet. It wanted to see what was up first. If garret had done an unpredictable move, like trying to yoink the swamp puppy, it would have scared the alligator into fight or flight and since garret would have been too close to flee from it would have attacked. Garret made predictable movements which prevented him from being attacked. This is how garret survives the wild.
“That’s rare” has got to be the funniest thing you’ve said
" look, the most dangerous animal in the world"
" Yoink"
Their non venomous
That would be human being (most dangerous animal in the world)
@@sunflow33r cottonmouths literally having a like 60% death rate and this mfs reaction is "huh...boop"
I think he was talking about the last one, however, “red touching black, you’re ok jack” @@Taiyho.
@@Taiyho. this mf knows what he is doing
Florida man became a biologist
That last snake nows has bragging rights in the wild "I got away from the Florida man"
Animals are learning to start to genuinely RUN from him now
They're adapting to the hearing the word "yoink"
The snakes: "oh crap, Garrett's back"
Three things.
1) I have a suspicion that Garrett is trying to grow an immunity to toxins like Westley from The Princess Bride.
2) He must have a crazy immune system.
3) If he ever finds that 20'er, I feel like he won't reveal it because it would mean his channel has served its purpose.
I’m convinced the 20 footer doesn’t actually exist and he made it up for marketing purposes only which is brilliant
20 footer is still hiding in the tutorial, terrified to leave because they know this guy's the final boss.
I feel like he'll try to find more 20'er if he finds one, the Florida man never dies and never gives up for the yoinks
That would be really cool if he actually found a 20 footer. Also considering the record size in Florida is 19 feet, that would make a new record.
@@entspannter_hasewell, 18 foot Burmese Python actually exists, so 20 is a rare shot, but not impossible
"Tell me you live in Australia without saying you live in Australia "
I grew up in Florida, and can confirm there are dudes that are this chill in the wetlands. Manon, Westley, I'm lookin at you guys.
'hey dont nip at me' like he's talking to his own cat
I mean possum are really cute I don't blame him. They're like tiny R.O.U.S.'s
Funny thing is with most pains you could put your hands on their mouth and they still won't actually bite you. Mothers carrying babies are the only ones that will bite.
How do you know that cat wasn’t his?🤔
@@huntersedlacek7495 garret has a secret cat population confirmed!?
Bark scorpion: I’m actually one of the most poisonous specie-
Him :don’t mind if I do
😂
Centruroides gracilis (Florida Bark Scorpion) is venomous, but is not considered dangerous or deadly. However the Aeizona Bark Scorpion is INCREDIBLY venomous and is considered the only scorpion in America that can and does kill humans.
@@mammadragon2463 wait, isn't there one in Nevada as well that is capable of killing people? Might be a bark scorpion as well, but I remember it being a very pale, almost yellow, colour.
@@Mindboggles i think its the same. Google can tell u for sure tho 😅
"Chek out this adorable little kitty"
that frog got traumatized real bad 💀
My Man is the apex predator in Everglades. 💀💀💀
Bro is the apex predator of everything. He would probably yoink a Trex if he could.
Imagine if bro was sent 25 million years in the past bro would Say Yoink and catch a megaladona nd hold it like its a nornal fish
Both him and his gf
Can't believe the cornsnake actually escaped this dude. Bro deserves an award for that
Yoh. This guy has guts.
I start to think he is the amercian Tarzan
"hey look an australian!"
"yoink"
*screaming*
This is a mystery mouseketool we'll be using later
@@comm_gt Ah yes seems we need this human for later so were gonna stuff it in our endless pocket 😂
@@comm_gt Oh look an Iranian child
*Y O I N K*
you mean an aussie
"Check out this adorable little kitty" and "No big deal, just some carpenter ants on my feet" have to be the calmest words i've ever heard when seeing that.
Bro, doesn’t care about getting hurt of wild animals😂
The snakes was like " not again" and wooshed away 🤣
That snake met god and escaped to tell the tale
For those worried, Opposums (swamp kitties) have a lower body temperature and thus have a high resistance to rabies
However, if bitten, its always smart to seek medical care just in case
Scientifically not proven.
I didn’t know that about opossums, are they susceptible to leprecy like armadillos?
@@bengelukkig3738bro just gave you the science lol. Tf else you want? Its literally highly unlikely for opossums to carry rabies. Biggest reason to get checked if they bite is that they literally eat garbage
@@gregoryholland6126 *Leprosy.
@@gregoryholland6126I think getting lepercy from interacting with armadillos was disproven as well. The only way you get it is if you eat their livers.
You should be eating armadillos to begin with...
I just absolutely love the "Yoink" and the "Boop"
That place is hell, but respect and love your content. Keep up the good work!
Bro just be careful
"There's plenty of bugs out here tonight"
*Both legs getting absolutely buffet'd on*
A missed yoink?! 🤯 You gotta make sure that never happens again lol
He did a slow yoink he never missed a fast yoink
He actually yoinked it but off camera
Don't worry. I'm sure it NEVER will. 🤣
Could bro be getting slow?
That wasn't a miss, mfer DODGED.
Omg u found moxie from helluva boss in real life
How come u called that swap puppy a alligator
The camera man never dies💀💀💀
Ohhhh, that's why he brings a camera
Bro is the main character
Please make more of these videos, and I love how funny you are when you make these videos, bro called an alligator a swamp puppy🤣🤣❤❤
Oh scorpion oh that's not dangerous at all
Lol, that scorpion scared the ish out of me
I had no clue they have scorpions in Florida. I thought they lived in the desert.
@@Joseph-rx9tp florida is a desert of braincells. completely born dry
That last snake works for the 20ft python. Only he knows how to escape the joink man.
Bro survived the YOINK 🗣️🗣️
Swamp puppies😂
This man has 8 balls, 2 to keep, and the other for the infinity stones
Actually, there was a seventh one according to lore 🤓
@@user-rn8zn3oy2mit's his kidney stone
@@user-rn8zn3oy2mEgo Stone 🤓
Lmao XD
thats stupid funny
I was talking to a friend of mine who lives in Florida and we were talking about our favorite and least favorite marine life species I asked if he watched your videos and he replied with the most serious tone in existence... "He is our God."
Lol. Ngl my least favorite has to be the cottonmouth. While not being a "marine species" they're fully capable of thriving in water for long periods of time, and they're dicks. Everyone where I live considers them public enemy #1
@@oogalyboogaly-qb2vp yea we don't fuck with em where we from either. You see on first thing to do is grab a shotgun. Can't have em goin after the chickens or dogs.
Wrong Jesus is
@@justkon1789unfortunately jesus forgot to give you a sense of humor
We say alot of stuff but blasphemy will not be tolerated
Is this dude Floridian
Swamp puppies💀
Little kitty💀
Bro has over 30 carpenter ants on his foot💀
Little beauty💀
Woah he got away that is rare💀
That snake is gonna go tell all its snake friends that it survived the Florida Man
And it will get a T-shirt with this accomplishment printed on it. Well, maybe not a T-shirt. More like a roll of gauze, really.
I have never seen a missed yoink before. Rare indeed!
How much do you get per Bernese python you capture?
Bros the definition of holding hands with death 💀
Rare footage of an animal escaping Florida man
The Swamp Puppies form the Anti-Yoink communities, hence why there was so many of them in one spot!
I feel like he is build different
Bro just be yoinking things 💀
They’re now adapting their genetics to avoid the yoink in order for their bloodline to survive.
Evolution at its finest.
He escaped the most dangerous species in the whole universe. The Florida man!!! He is now the King of the Everglades.💪🏻
All hail the king🐍
Bro has no fears
Respectfully, how hell are you still alive
This man has been given all the max stats by god.
If your god is real, why give him the max stats to him and not to all of us?
@@justanothernothuman
"With great power comes great responsibility" -Uncle Ben
DLC
Oh god, hé combined the power of the camera man and the Florida man to reach full immortality
I THOUGHT THE CROCS EYES WERE STARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Burh the Leopard frog sound so funny😂😂😂😂
Bro is literally the father of nature
Bro is in creative mode
I should fix that quickly
Well you're obviously not since that same exact comment gets posted dozens or hundreds of times on every single video of his 💀
average florda citizen
He avoided the yoink 🤯
A bunch of Carpenter ants on your feet is scary, but a bunch of fire/bullet ants on your feet is scarier
You should just once use the “you’re my friend now, we’re having soft tacos later” when you grab something
For real!
The fact that he just risks his own life for doing this
wtf is your yoink its dangerous xD
Even the frog replied Yoink
So if he ever finds the 20 foot python is he gonna start looking for a 25 foot python? 😂😂
He will then close his channel
The swap puppy look soo cute
frog mmmmmmmmmaaaaaaappp👹
Crocodiles: a Florida man guys, they don't move.
im used to him picking up snakes, frogs, lizards, etc. even poking the odd spider every now and again. NOW HES GOT SCORPIONS SPRINTING UP HIS ARM WTF
They variate?
He got away because you said yoink before you yoinked him.
I hope the kitty doesn’t get snatched by a python. It’s hard out there for little mammals in Jurassic park
that not a kitty thats a possum
@@user-lv2eu3ie6i opossum* 🤓
He escaped the yoink? Bro he's going to snitch to that 20 foot python, good luck finding him now.
Bet they taste good
When that snake goes back and tells the story of how he ran away from Yoinkman, everybody will be like: «Man stop the cap, you and that other crocodile keep telling us that Sam lies over and over again! »
This mad man disturbs and impresses me every time i hear “yoink” or “boop”.
Boop is worse in my opinion.