Your Husband Is A Secret Pretty Boy Vampire… M4A [Clueless Listener] ASMR RP

Your husband comes home looking a bit disheveled and talking about some goofy plans of his once again... (he's off his meds)
Back in my day a schizophrenic 20 year old would find an ancient sword stuck in the mud while wandering alone through the forest and use that as a reason to start a 20 year long conflict with all great nations of the land because of his Devine right to rule. Nowadays, we don't get to do that anymore, what the heck? Take me back! (for legal reason this is a joke)
I hope you enjoyed my goofy ah reddit dialogue having ass roleplay, I made it in all in my head in like 20 minutes lol. Thank you for listening as always!
#anime #asmr #boyfriend #comfort #darkromance #fantasy #m4m #story #vampire #m4a #m4f
Your Husband Is A Secret Pretty Boy Vampire… M4A [Clueless Listener] ASMR RP

[@ookamiichimi190]

Giving head pats will make anyone clueless, this the best way any monster boys can hypnotize their prey to do their bidding 😂❤😂❤

[@lordvalentinreal]

So true, you wrote nothing but facts 😎

[@theambiguousartisan]

Ah how relaxing, I'm falling right aslee-
18-INCH DRAGON C-

[@lordvalentinreal]

The intrusive thoughts won 😮‍💨

[@imp_erial5695]

I KNEW I WASN'T TGE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED 😭😭😭

[@peaterpiper9649]

THAT WAS FUCKING HALAREUS 😂😂

[@chrom-manandrobin7983]

That was the best surprise ending anyone could ask for

[@Kikkatar.]

Listening to our husband talk about his vampire-sona while getting praises and head pats is the life~! He should really take his medicine though. XD

[@lordvalentinreal]

Fr what a nerd 😆

[@beturasimp8521]

the ending caught me off guard like a jump scare 😂

[@grey_roses]

I would gladly be the clueless spouse so long as my toothsome vampire husband gave me headpats whilst raving about his day as the future undead dictator of the world. One more reason to remember my own meds, plus headpats. 😂 Nice to land a solid Val monsterboy with which to pre-game Halloween! 🖤

[@Strangeiam]

AYO THE ENDING GOT ME 💀💀

[@EAG46]

A pretty boy vampire husband? Oh boy just what I wanted for my birthday! [It's tomorrow] An excellent off-the-cuff audio! :) Hope all's well with you.

[@lordvalentinreal]

Eyyy happy birthday! Glad you liked it! ❤️

[@commom1]

“You get to spend time with me, what could be better?” I couldn’t agree more, Val! I just love October - bring on the vampires, demons, ghosts, whatever! Thanks for this very enjoyable vampire audio! ❤️🎃❤️

[@lordvalentinreal]

I like it too! ❤️ I'm glad you enjoyed!

[@theshyoneva]

That description made my head spin, what’s happening again? Husband a vampire oh that’s alright 🥴

[@lordvalentinreal]

Idk dude 😭

[@gaysnail3936]

EIGHTEEN INCH DRAGON COC-

[@okrim2349]

Wait wtf was that ending 😨

[@blueninja1943]

It the fact that he said come sit with him like say less 😏

[@artoriasgirl]

I love your monster boys!!! And right now is the perfect time for them 🧡 You have such a fantastic voice for all sorts of spooky and charming characters. And there is always some humor mixed into the charm, I love that!! 🥰

[@lordvalentinreal]

I love monster boys as well 😎! I'm glad you liked it ❤️

[@Kikkatar.]

I don’t know why but the fact he has a shirt budget amuses me greatly. 😂

[@AgentAnime95]

As always, an amazing video Lord Val!

[@lordvalentinreal]

Thank you! ❤️😊

[@Vulcanoes]

You successfully made Vulcan say (HOLD UP) at the end

[@TiaTortilla006]

Twinkerbellleeeee!!! Yaaaaaaaassss!! You postedddd!!! Ur the best! I hope your doing well, I always look forward to watching your stuff :)

[@TiaTortilla006]

Happy spooktober Val! 🎃👻

[@lordvalentinreal]

I'm hanging on at least! Hope you liked the video! ❤️

[@athena_games901]

Stomp the breaks....... TF DID HE SAAAAYYYYY

[@meliniebrown5888]

Fantastic or should I say fangtastic audio Val. Either way the audio is a masterpiece.2000🌟❤️🧛🏻‍♀️

[@tomoe-donofanofalot2741]

It's certainly been a while since I've listen to vampire asmr's, this is pretty good👍. Your voice is quite soothing. Nice work mate

[@beccalove2261]

Good morning

[@char1746]

Ah something random is for some reason confidant is my favorite term of endearment i just died it was so random. I usually fall asleep at the end but what was that 18 dragon c- and all of my hopes of falling asleep were gone

[@bunnygirl2312]

I have arrived!!!!

[@lordvalentinreal]

Welcome 😎

[@TiaTortilla006]

Happy Spooktober!!

[@ashortspecimen]

this is a need. pls I beg I need atleast 17 more parts unless you make this a full movie or bl drama

[@TrooperBear82]

An enjoyable asmr and audio. 😅😅😅😅😅and keep up the awesome asmr Writing ✍ Work. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊

[@TakashiDemonServant]

Simple mind I have
See Blade I click

[@blueninja1943]

Like am coming 😏

[@LaquandaGarland-ie6mj]

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